Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown

Wellness Check Wednesday!: Job Scarcity, Wedding Planning, and Finding Balance in Chaotic Times Feb 19, 2025

In our VERY FIRST Wellness Check Wednesday episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah weeps over the viral angler fish from TikTok, digs into Addison Rae’s rebrand, and isn't very nice about Ryan Reynolds’ recent SNL 50th anniversary appearance. She also gives advice on finding your confidence during a job search, coping with anxiety about the state of the world, and how to manage financial conversations during wedding planning!

Timestamps:

Pop Culture Debrief - :25 - 21:22

Wellness Check Wednesday - 21:23 - 44:54

Saying bye! - 44:55 - End

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⁠⁠⁠Substack⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown

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⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown0

⁠Listen to Hannah on Bitch is Better!

Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the podcast at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

Flirting with Dude Wipes: A Not Aspirational Catch Up Feb 12, 2025

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah roasts the Super Bowl, dishes on what she’s currently watching, and recounts her unexpected rise as a 'fart influencer'. She also tells tales from her recent trip to Chicago including but not limited to: a humiliating public hangover at Potbelly, her new but insatiable desire for a lower bleph surgery, and the chaos of restaurant outings with the Brown family.

Want to be featured on next week's Wellness Check Wednesday episode? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

⁠Hannah’s version of Kendrick Lamar’s Jeans⁠

⁠Cozybelle Salon on TikTok!⁠

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5 Ways to Tap Into Your Main Character Energy Feb 05, 2025

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah talks all about tapping into your main character energy! Drawing inspiration from rom-coms (duh), she discusses five ways to channel confidence and self-love through routines, style, and self-care. Because PSA : you don't have to be perfect to be the lovable lead of your own life!

Also life as an independent podcaster sucks and I'm sorry about the audio issues. I really have no idea why they happened. #NotAspirational

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WE ARE SO BACK. Jan 29, 2025

In the premiere episode of Not Aspirational season 2, Hannah dives into her ~*not aspirational lore*~, gives some life updates, and lets you in on what to expect from this new chapter of the pod! Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

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44. “I’m personally a huge fan of a montage.”: A conversation about BAPS with Taylor Wisham Feb 26, 2021

Hannah makes an important announcement and cries a lot! She is then joined by friend of the pod, actor, producer, filmmaker, and podcast host Taylor Wisham to discuss the iconic 90's comedy BAPS! The gals celebrate the incredible 90's fashion showcased in this film, decide we need more movies featuring both female friendship and montages, dissect a scathing Roger Ebert movie review from 1997, and so much more! Enjoy!

Follow Taylor! (@AWishfulDream)

Follow Taylor's current filmmaking project and make sure to check out all the incredible films she produced daily in the month of February! (@TheProject.28)

Keep an eye out for Taylor's podcasting coming out in May, "Media Darlings" and make sure to subscribe, listen and review!

43. “I want to be one of those people that their bills live on auto-pay and they just don’t even think about it.” with Kiki Monique Feb 19, 2021

Hannah is joined by viral tiktok sensation, CEO of callouts, and meme queen Kiki Monique AKA @TheTalkofShame! The gals talk about how Kiki’s page The Talk of Shame came to be and proceeded to go viral, and how strange it is to be tiktok famous! They also give their thoughts on Chris Harrison (UGH.), celebrate their mutual love for cats, Kiki gives her tips for an epic trip to NOLA, and so much more! Enjoy!

Follow Kiki! (@TheTalkofShame on Instagram and tiktok!)

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To support this podcast even further, head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational for bonus content!

42. “You know how I am, certain things just bother me.” with Joe Pascente Feb 12, 2021

Hannah is joined by friend of the pod, author, and storyteller Joe Pascente! They discuss Joe's new book "At First Sight", his creative process, and how he found his way to writing as his preferred medium for storytelling. They also reflect on their growth since working together in Chicago, celebrate the notion of getting drunk at a suburban mall bar, and wistfully recall the times they both saw Britney Spears in Vegas!

Follow Joe!(@JoeWroteThis1)
Buy Joe's book "At First Sight" here!

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To support this podcast even further, head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational for bonus content!

41. "Ugh, I miss going to that final bar you shouldn't go to." with Tom Hamlett Feb 05, 2021

Hannah is joined by fellow pop culture enthusiast, meme-maker extraordinaire, and the hilarious host of the pop culture podcast "Dumpster Dive", Tom Hamlett! The pals discuss how Dumpster Dive came to be, unpack their thoughts on the Golden Globe nominations, excitedly await the new season of Summer House, (along with address how Tom and his sister and cohost Cix would bring a lot to the cast!) celebrate the magic of going to the movies alone, and so much more! Enjoy!

Follow Tom! (@TheTomHamlett)

Follow Tom's podcast Dumpster Dive! (@DumpsterDivePod)

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40. “I had to ride the train home to Brooklyn sitting next to barf.” with Michelle Thorn Jan 29, 2021

Hannah is joined by hilarious comic and writer Michelle Thorn to discuss her career in stand-up comedy, RHOD, the Madison Lecroy/K-Cav drama, adventures in the restaurant industry, and so much more! They also celebrate their love for cats, horses, and 90's mom fashion. ENJOY!

Follow Michelle! (@MichelleAThorn)

Follow Michelle's comedy show Throwing Punches! (@ThrowingPunchesComedy)

For bonus content, check out the Not Aspirational Patreon Page where just five dollars a month gets you access to all the bonus episodes and helps support this podcast! Love you and THANK YOU in advance from a place of all caps!

39. “It’s either meth or slippers.” with Nicole Travolta Jan 22, 2021

This week Hannah is joined by hilarious actor, improviser, and content creator Nicole Travolta! The gals discuss how Nicole began her series of incredible comedic Instagram videos in quarantine, each packed with hysterical characters, pop culture, and one iconic wig after another! They also dig into Nicole's experiences acting in beloved sitcoms, their love for SJP, their fears surrounding MLMs, and so much more!

Follow Nicole! (@NicoleTravolta on Instagram and Tiktok!)

As mentioned in the episode, check out Lexie Wilson's podcast to hear her episode on the toxicity of MLMs!

38. "I cannot align myself with someone who is not a well wisher!" with Sasha Morfaw Jan 15, 2021

Hannah is joined by the incredibly talented Sasha Morfaw, host of the hit Bravo recap show "The Bravo Breakdown" and extremely accomplished actor (as seen in Black Panther, True Detective, Scandal, Watchmen, and so many more)! The gals discuss how "The Bravo Breakdown" came to be and became the beloved series it is today, Sasha's journey as a working actor, the topic of colorism and how Sasha has experienced it in her own life, the benefits of meditation and so much more!

Follow Sasha!: @TheBravoBreakdown, @Sasha Morfaw

Subscribe to Sasha's Patreon page to support and enjoy full episodes of "The Bravo Breakdown"!

37. “I WAS prom queen of Aurora, Nebraska.” with Claire Linic Jan 08, 2021

Hannah is joined by incredibly funny friend, author, comedian, and playwright Claire Linic! The gals discuss Claire’s writing process, her chaotic daytime talk show experiences, their feelings on RHOSLC, and so much more!

Follow Claire! (@ClaireLinic on all platforms)

Check Claire out on Mystery County Monster Hunters Club!

36. "New Year, same... alcohol habits.": with Jake Relic Jan 01, 2021

Hannah is joined by her boyfriend Jake to recount New Year’s Eves of years past, discuss their 2020 favorites, chat about New Year's resolutions and set intentions for all the good sh*t to come in 2021!

35. “I didn’t drink water in college.” with Maggie Winters Dec 18, 2020

On this week's episode, Hannah is joined by her college pal and hilarious comic, improviser, and viral comedic sensation Maggie Winters! The gals discuss Maggie's comedic process, reflect on questionable college decisions, manifest each other's future careers, and more!

Follow Maggie!: @SaggieSplinters on Instagram, Tiktok and Twitter!

Check out Maggie's Improv group!: Virgin Daiquiri

34. “We’ll have to muddle through somehow”: A Conversation about "The Family Stone" with Danny Pellegrino Dec 11, 2020

In this holiday-themed episode, Hannah and is joined by Danny Pellegrino (friend of the pod, Christmas enthusiast, and host of the hit pop culture podcast "Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino"!) to dive into the 2005 holiday classic "The Family Stone"! They discuss which characters are the most unlikable and the most f*ckable, as well as go on a Pamela Anderson/Jenny McCarthy/Tara Reid detour, naturally.

Follow Danny!: @DannyPellegrino

Check out Danny's Podcasts!: Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino, A Very Merry Iconic Podcast

33. "Roz, YOU get to the back of the store." with Anthony Lario Dec 04, 2020

Hannah is joined by comedic genius, actor, singer, Housewives wrangler, and co-host of the hilariously honest podcast “Shitshow”, Anthony Lario! They revisit nostalgic memories as high school theatre kids, discuss the culinary delicacies of elementary school lunches (BOSCO STICKS.), how Anthony won over his frightening yet iconic first boss Roz, and so much more! If you're loving the pod, head on over to itunes and leave a rating and a review!

Follow Anthony!: @AnthonyLario

Check out Anthony's Podcast!: Shitshow with Anthony Lario and Morgan La Motta

Learn about & please consider donating to this organization!: The Campaign for the Fair Sentencing of Youth, https://cfsy.org/

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32. "Straight out of the can is Thanksgiving vibes." with Jenny Gorelick Nov 26, 2020

In this super special Thanksgiving episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by sartorial icon, comedian, writer, producer, actor, and host of the hilarious dating podcast “Receipts with Jenny”, Jenny Gorelick! The gals discuss Thanksgiving food and fashion, the bullsh*t fashionable women have to deal with in the standup comedy space, Jenny gives incredible tips on pursuing a creative career, and so much more! Enjoy!

Follow Jenny!: @JennyCestQuoi

Follow Jenny's podcast!: @ReceiptsPod

31. “Searching for Purple Butterflies” with Jessi Beyer Nov 20, 2020

Hannah is joined by mental health advocate, speaker, and author of the #1 best-seller "How to Heal: A Practical Guide to Nine Natural Therapies You Can Use to Release Your Trauma", Jessi Beyer! Jessi has been featured in Best Company, Thrive Global, and Elite Daily, spoken to thousands across the country, as well as appeared on "Off the Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe"! In this episode, she talks about the life event that led to her finding this incredible work, the importance of sharing feelings, the process of healing, and gives wonderful pointers on how to constructively make boundaries. She also gives the inside scoop on where to find the best donuts in Portland! Enjoy!

Follow Jessi!: https://www.instagram.com/jessibeyerinternational/

Purchase Jessi's book here!: https://jessibeyerinternational.com/book/

30. "Sisterhood of The Traveling Nike Basketball Shorts" with Ryan Bailey Nov 13, 2020

Hannah is joined by Ryan Bailey, incredible actor, meme-maker, and the hilarious host of the chart-topping pop culture podcast "So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey"! The pals discuss his hypothetical date with Leah Mcsweeney, why therapy rules, why Ben Affleck would be a terrific celebrity bestie, and SO MUCH MORE! Enjoy, and make sure to check out this week's episode of So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey for part 2 of Hannah and Ryan's pop culture chat!

Follow Ryan!: @SoBadItsGoodWithRyanBailey, @RyanBailey25

Listen to Ryan's Podcast!: So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey

29. Easy Listenin' with Jake Relic Nov 06, 2020

Hannah is joined by her boyfriend Jake Relic to discuss their thoughts on Below Deck Med, quarantine self-care rituals, and provide some easy listenin’ amidst this chaotic, hellscape of a week.

28. "Laurie Strode is the reason we have people like Sidney Prescott.": A Spooktacular Conversation about Halloween with Troy McEady! Oct 30, 2020

Hannah is joined by friend of the pod, horror movie expert, and the hilarious host of the iconic pop culture podcast “Dunzo!”, Troy McEady! The pals discuss John Carpenter’s 1978 classic slasher, “Halloween” They celebrate the OG final girl Laurie, baby Kyle Richards, and discuss the horror genre as a whole in regards to pop culture. Enjoy!

Follow Troy!: @DunzoPodcast, @Troy_McEady

Listen to Troy’s podcast!: Dunzo!

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27. “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”: A Spooktacular Conversation About The VVitch with Alaina & Jocelyn of @BijouCandles! Oct 29, 2020

Hannah is joined by the witchy, hilarious, brilliant couple behind the spectacular scent empire "Bijou Candles", Alaina & Jocelyn to discuss "The Vvitch"! The gals chat about the new Chanteuse Collection from Bijou Candles, epic couple costumes from Halloweens past, give their thoughts on "The Haunting of Bly Manor", and dive into why "The VVitch" is a must-see flick all year round, but especially during spooky season. Enjoy!

Follow Alaina & Jocelyn!: @BijouCandles

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26. “They Made Pizza Out of Tomatoes”: A Conversation about Emily In Paris with Danny Pellegrino! Oct 16, 2020

Hannah is joined by hilarious friend of the pod and the iconic host of the hit pop culture podcast "Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino", Danny Pellegrino! The pals catch up, "discuss" (eviscerate/celebrate) Emily in Paris, defend their Midwestern roots, and Danny shows off his French accent, all while going on plenty of delicious detours along the way!

Follow Danny!: @DannyPellegrino on Instagram/Twitter

Check out Danny's podcasts!: Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino, A Very Merry Iconic Podcast with Danny Pellegrino & Jenna Brister

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25. “Our Spirits Agree”: A Spooktacular RHONY Recap with Raven Chatman (@MainlyBravo)! Oct 12, 2020

Hannah is joined by hilarious, brilliant Bravo meme-maker extraordinaire and the host of the chart-topping podcast "Bitch Is Better", Raven Chatman AKA @MainlyBravo! The gals giggle over recapping season 11, episode 6 of RHONY: "Sleeping With The Fishes", as well as discuss Raven's haunted hotel job, her thoughts on spooky season, and the time Hannah accidentally dressed like Barbara Kavovit! Pour yourself some spiked cider, and let's get into it.

Follow Raven!: @MainlyBravo on Instagram/Twitter

Check out Raven's podcast!: Bitch is Better

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24. RHOP, Friendship Flexes, and Influence with Taria Faison Oct 02, 2020

Hannah is joined by friend of the pod and the fabulous, phenomenal host of TWO amazing podcasts "What Else is Going On?" and "Tales From A Butterfly", Taria Faison! The gals dive into last week's episode of Real Housewives of Potomac, celebrate their mutual adoration for Mcdonald's, laugh at flexes of friendship in both childhood and adulthood, discuss the creative process and the difference between humility vs. arrogance, and so much more! Enjoy, and if you're loving the pod, head on over to iTunes to leave a rating and review!

For bonus content, head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational. Just $5 a month gets you access to all the bonus episodes. We love to see it.

Follow Taria!: Instagram: @WeigoPodcast, @TSFaison, Twitter: @TSFaison

Check out Taria's Podcasts!: What Else Is Going On?, Tales From A Butterfly

23. “Final Girl Potential”: A conversation about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre with Troy McEady! Sep 25, 2020

Hannah is joined by the master of horror, friend of the pod, and hilarious host of the pop culture podcast “Dunzo!”, Troy McEady! The pals celebrate the official beginning of spooky season by chatting about their love for the horror genre and discussing the classic horror flick “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. Troy gives some incredible behind-the-scenes trivia and theories behind the film, gives his spooky season recs, and Hannah gives an update on the never-ending nightmare that is her household rat problem because, well… #notaspirational.

Follow Troy!: @Troy_Mceady

Follow Troy’s Podcast!: @DunzoPodcast

22. “I’m in!” with Tyler Meredith Sep 18, 2020

Hannah is joined by friend of the pod, incredible actor, voiceover artist, and host of the hit podcast “BDE || Big Disney Energy” AND host of the new autumnal Gossip Girl podcast “You Know You Love Us with Hannah Brown and Tyler Meredith": Tyler Meredith! The gals weigh in on which Bravolebrities would make great Disney villains, how giving a sh*t is COOL, celebrate iconic vintage Gap commercials, and SO MUCH MORE! Enjoy!

Follow Tyler!: @TylerMckMeredith

Follow Tyler’s Podcast!: @Big.Disney.Energy

Check out Tyler’s Podcast!: BDE || Big Disney Energy

Check out our autumnal Gossip Girl podcast!: You Know You Love Us with Hannah Brown & Tyler Meredith

21. Fried Phones, "Nice Person" Jobs, & Clip-on Bow Ties with Paul Russell Sep 11, 2020

Hannah is joined by super-talented musician and Tiktok star Paul Russell to discuss his newfound Tiktok fame, his process as a musician, overcoming fear when putting yourself out there as an artist, the hilarious moment in junior high that changed everything, and so much more! Listen now, and don't forget to leave a rating and a review if you're loving the pod!

Follow Paul!: Instagram @PaulRussell, Tiktok @PaulRussellMusic

20. The End of The Road: RHOBH & RHONY Discussion + Recaps! Sep 04, 2020

Hannah is in a manic place of Sonja sans interns as she gives genius advice on how to troll your significant other when their ex comes up, as well as reveals who her newfound Hollywood nemeses (yup, that’s plural) are, and discusses/recaps RHOBH + RHONY!

RHOBH- 11:14

RHONY- 16:45

Check out this musician!: Paul Russell

19. LC, Carrie B., Degrassi with Troy McEady Aug 28, 2020

Hannah is joined by Troy McEady, the hilarious host of the hit pop culture podcast "Dunzo!" to discuss the high-stress drama of finding your fashion identity in junior high to Carrie Bradshaw devolving into the worst version of herself throughout SATC (we blame Aidan), Dorinda's departure from RHONY, and SO MUCH MORE! Listen now, and don't forget to head on over to iTunes to leave a rating and a review!

Follow Troy!: @Troy_McEady , @DunzoPodcast

Check out Troy's podcast!: Dunzo! (This week Hannah and Troy discussed "A Walk To Remember"-- trust us, you don't want to miss it.)

18. #Cottagecore, Poop on the Floor. (RHOBH & RHONY!) Aug 21, 2020

Hannah celebrates her newfound obsession with cottagecore, beckons the arrival of Autumn, tells multiple "Not Aspirational" tales about her failed attempt at an acting career, and discusses RHOBH & RHONY!

RHOBH: 9:20

RHONY: 17:39

Watch this show!: Lovecraft Country

Follow this IG!: @WellBoxed

Read this book!: This Book is Anti-racist by Tiffany Jewell

Check me out on!: Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino to talk "Selling Sunset" and BDE Big Disney Energy with Tyler Meredith to recap "Enchanted"!

17. Love, Lunges, and Louie! Aug 14, 2020

Hannah makes an announcement, gives her takes on Instagram’s new ‘reels’ feature, and discusses RHOBH and RHONY!

16. Celebrity Cliques, Dating in Quar, and Folklore with Courtney Frain Aug 13, 2020

Hannah is joined by the fabulous and hilarious Courtney Frain (AKA Courtney from LA!) of “Two Judgey Girls”! The gals chat about internet trolls, early 2000’s fashion statements, tiktok drama, why Johnny Bravo would be a fantastic one night stand, and so much more!

Follow Courtney!: @TwoJudgeyGirls

15. Titties & Tiaras: RHOBH & RHONY! Aug 07, 2020

Hannah gives her RHOBH highlights, unnecessarily talks about her Napa trip from 2019 (again), and recaps RHONY!

Check out this Black-owned business!: Dear Sunday, @dearsunday.co on Instagram

RHOBH: 3:13

RHONY: 8:55

14. Sartorial Moments, Self-Care, and Showing Up with Mani Aug 06, 2020

Hannah is joined by Mani, meme-maker extraordinaire and host of the hit Bravo podcast “Mixing with Mani”! Mani gives her takes on what Bravo needs to do to keep shows fresh and exciting, shares stories of her experiences with racism in her childhood, as well as educates non-Black people on how to show up as an anti-racist ally. She also describes her iconic sartorial high school journey, shares some of her amazing self-care practices, and so much more! Listen now!

Follow Mani!: Instagram @MixingwithMani, Twitter @MixingwithMani

Join the "Mixing with Mani" Facebook Group!: The Mixologists’ Mixer

13. "I’ve Reached My Limiiit": RHOBH & RHONY Jul 31, 2020

Hannah discusses her 29th birthday, updates everyone on her Summer of Feet Peace, gives her thoughts on RHOBH, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY! Time stamps are below, and make sure to watch Race in America: A Movement Not a Moment on Bravo! August 9th, at 10/9c.

RHOBH Highlights: 9:03

RHONY Recap: 21:35

12. “Instead of revenge, I just channel it into passive aggressive memes.” with Joe Gunn Jul 30, 2020

Hannah is joined by friend of the pod and pop culture meme-maker extraordinaire, as well as host of the hit podcast Bare Minimum with Joe Gunn, JOE GUNN! They talk about their well wishes for Britney Spears, Lindsay’s appearance at the recent Parent Trap reunion, his childhood acting career, his zen outlook on revenge fantasies, and so much more!

Follow Joe!: Instagram @JoeGunn90 , Twitter @JoeGunn

Follow this IG!: @Sophie_Roe

Read this book!: The Wedding Date by Jasmine Guillroy

11. The Prince & The Pee: RHOBH Musings and a RHONY Recap Jul 17, 2020

Hannah shares tales of her childhood tiktok-adjacent home movies, updates everyone on her “Summer of feet peace”, discusses RHOBH, and recaps RHONY! Listen, share, and don't forget to leave a rating and a review on iTunes if you're liking the pod!

10. Braxit and Turtle Time with Mandy Slutsker! Jul 16, 2020

Hannah sits down with Mandy Slutkser, host of the hit Bravo podcast “Is this Real Life? with Mandy Slutsker” to discuss Stassi’s pregnancy, ‘Braxit’ (the potential firing of Brittany and Jax), Jewish overnight camps, junior high fashion, and the time she was a proud mother of two turtles! Listen now, and if you're liking the show head on over to iTunes to rate and review!

Follow Mandy on Instagram/Twitter!: @ITRL_Podcast , @MandySlutsker

Follow this IG!: @IAmTabithaBrown

Check out this Pod!: What Else Is Going On? with Taria S. Faison

9. Ballistic at Bluestone: A RHONY Recap! Jul 10, 2020

Hannah celebrates her brief shred of tiktok fame, makes an unnecessary Wicked reference (or two), and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY!

Follow this IG!: @TheBravoBreakdown

8. Schoolin’ Life with Taylor Wisham Jul 09, 2020

Hannah sits down with incredible actor and friend Taylor Wisham to discuss their different college experiences due to internalized racism, junior high crushes, quarantine birthdays as Leos, and more!

Follow Taylor!: @AWishfulDream

Check out this pod!: Dunzo!

Follow this IG!: @SirCandleman

7. American Horror Story: RHONYnoke Jul 03, 2020

Hannah comes at you with a sensible buzz, a sensible slur, menstrual cramps, and an invigorated new passion for Tiktok! She reveals her most recent breakthrough in her manifestation journey, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY!

6. “You matter, you’re enough.” with Ashley Nell Tipton Jul 01, 2020

Hannah is joined by fashion designer, influencer, Project Runway Season 14 winner, businesswoman and creative spirit Ashley Nell Tipton! The gals discuss her Project Runway journey, how she is using her platform to spread self-love and positivity, which celeb she'd love to dress, and so much more. Listen now!

Follow Ashley!: @AshleyNellTipton

Check out these pods!: Why Won’t You Date Me?, Bitch Is Better

Check out this album!: New June by Justice Hill

5. Gambit Could Get It. Jun 19, 2020

Hannah is joined by her dear friend Brandon Little to discuss Old Navy fashions of yesteryear, the empowerment that comes with making boundaries, the Black Lives Matter movement, and more!

Follow Brandon!: @BLittle312

Check out this podcast!: Just The Sip

Check out these shows!: Insecure, BlackAF

This month’s Patreon proceeds will be donated to Black Lives Matter! Head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational

4. Chase it with the Mondo!: VPR Reunion Part 2+3/RHONY Recaps! Jun 18, 2020

Hannah recaps parts 2+3 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion, and last week’s episode of RHONY! She celebrates Ariana for saying what was on all of our minds, weighs in on whether or not Jax and Brittany should get fired (spoiler alert: yes they should), and mourns the loss of Tinsley on RHONY!

VPR- 6:45

RHONY-32:44

3. SALLY FORTH AND TALLY HO! Jun 12, 2020

Hannah is joined by longtime bestie Clayton Joyner to discuss the recent Vanderpump Rules firings, schoolbus and classroom drama as a child, the culinary delicacies of Springfield, Illinois, high school theatre, and much more!

Follow Clayton!: @Cajoyne

Check out these podcasts!: 2 Black Girls One Rose, Mixing With Mani, Real Moms of Bravo, Bachelor Happy Hour

Check out this standup special!: Yvonne Orji’s “Momma I Made It!” on HBO

This month’s Patreon proceeds will be donated to Black Lives Matter! If interested, head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational

2. Ravioli to the Face: VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY with Jake! Jun 05, 2020

Hannah is joined by her boyfriend Jake to discuss the last two weeks of VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY.

Proceeds from this next month’s Patreon will be donated to Black Lives Matter. Head on over to Patreon.com/NotAspirational to contribute. Also follow Justice Hill, the musician behind the rad new intro music!: @JusticeHill

1. Can I just crawl into your mouth? May 29, 2020

In the very first episode of “Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown”, Hannah is joined by her longtime bestie Chana Wilczynski to talk about crafting, first jobs, college OOTDs, and more!

Follow Chana! : @engageonthestage

Hannah and the Ultimate Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn: Jill Zarin! May 28, 2020

Hannah interviews the ultimate Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, businesswoman, mother, author, and Real Housewives of New York icon Jill Zarin! They discuss Jill’s many projects in quarantine (Noshes for Nurses, making and donating masks), their shared love for Diet Coke, and of course, Jill imparts some classic Jewish Mother Wisdom.

Follow Jill!: Instagram - @MrsJillZarin

Twitter - @JillZarin

Support Noshes For Nurses: Instagram - @NoshesForNurses

Head to JillZarin.com for buy one give one masks, and liven up your space with a new rug! Use code “HANNAH” for 10% off.

Good afternoon, Good evening and Goodnight! : A Conversation about The Truman Show with Diana Espir May 25, 2020

In this bonus episode, Hannah is joined by fellow reality TV addict and host of the hit podcast “You Can’t Sit with Me” Diana Espir to discuss the iconic 90’s flick “The Truman Show”! The gals relate the movie to current pop culture and reality tv, talk more than they intended to about bowel movements, and hypothesize about what happened to Truman after his epic escape!

Follow Diana!: Instagram/Twitter - @DianaEspir

Tiktok- @CantSitWithDiana

“Let’s get beaten by these leaves!”: VPR Finale, RHOBH Highlights, and a RHONY Recap May 22, 2020

Hannah breaks down the Vanderpump Rules finale, highlights RHOBH, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY! Time stamps below!

VPR- 5:32

RHOBH- 36:45

RHONY- 48:30

There will never be another Tinsdale (VPR, RHOBH, & A RHONY RECAP!) May 15, 2020

Hannah breathes a sigh of relief over this week’s refreshing episode of VPR, has myriad issues with Kyle and her bangs, butchers the name of “The Bold and the Beautiful” and has both severe Autumnal FOMO and theories about the psychology behind Dorinda’s rage in this week’s episode of RHONY! Time stamps below!

VPR- 6:20

RHOBH- 31:04

RHONY RECAP- 46:00

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner!: A Conversation about “Dirty Dancing” with Jaclyn Marfuggi May 14, 2020

Hannah is joined by friend, actress, comedian, and host of the hit podcast “What’s Your Jersey?” Jaclyn Marfuggi to catch up, bond over Tiktok trials and tribulations, and unpack the gorgeous 80’s gem “Dirty Dancing”!

Follow Jaclyn!: Instagram/Twitter - @JaclynMarfuggi

Tiktok - @TheJaclynMarfuggi

All Work and No Play Makes Jax a Dull Boy. (A CHECK-IN, VPR, RHOBH, & A RHONY RECAP!) May 08, 2020

Hannah updates everyone on recent life events (including a celeb sighting!), breaks down VPR and VPR reunion looks, discusses RHOBH, and recaps RHONY! Spoiler alert: Her Jacques impression accidentally morphs into her impression of Monty, Jake’s dog. We're all doing the best we can. Time stamps below.

VPR- 10:37

RHOBH- 36:58

RHONY RECAP- 46:40

You psychoanalyzed yourself! May 07, 2020

Hannah catches up with dear pal of the pod (and TomTom’s star server!) Logan Cochran. They discuss VPR, “coping strategies” (wine) in quarantine, tell stories about moments of kismet in their lives, and dive deep into feelings surrounding grief they've noticed in this downtime. They also get a celebrity appearance from Hannah's neighbor’s new puppy! Prepare to laugh and maybe cry a little too.

Follow Logan! - @getlow89

VPR (The proposal!)/RHOBH (A sock bun with Dolce?) with guest Ashley Allen PLUS a RHONY recap! May 01, 2020

Hannah and her hilarious pal Ashley Allen have a delightful conversation about their respective quarantines, Tiktok trials and tribulations, VPR and RHOBH! Then a couple glasses of Pinot Noir later, Hannah digs into this week’s episode of RHONY. Time stamps are included below for your listening pleasure:

Ashley and Hannah catch up!- 2:34

VPR- 20:32

RHOBH- 45:20

RHONY- 1:07:50

Follow Ashley!- @Ashley_Rose_Allen

VPR/RHOBH Musings, Tiki Torches and Tits: A RHONY Recap Apr 24, 2020

Hannah updates everyone on how she’s doing (“Not well, b*tch!”), gives her thoughts on VPR and RHOBH, and recaps this week’s insane but wonderful episode of RHONY!

We Have a Season. Apr 17, 2020

Hannah bestows her newfound soft-boiled egg wisdom thanks to her friend Maggie and all the free time she’s had, considers Roger Calloway’s hypothetical political leanings, and obv discusses VPR, RHOBH, and RHONY! Cozy up, laugh a little, and stay safe, everyone!

Kangaroos and K-Cav, Leah and "Lower Levels" Apr 10, 2020

Hannah talks about how she’s been feeling given the state of the world, weighs in on celeb quarantine journeys, and recaps this week’s episode of RHONY!

Posing With Fans, Looking Shady: A Conversation about "Walking On Broken Glass" with Brody Murray! Apr 09, 2020

Hannah is joined by close friend Brody Murray to catch up and discuss the iconic Annie Lennox music video "Walking On Broken Glass"! They talk all about the stellar period fashion, John Malkovich's hotness in a powdered wig, and go on myriad tangents about Teen Witch and Hannah's troubling childhood relationship to Nordstrom Rack!

Kindergarten is Starting! Apr 03, 2020

Hannah salivates over Ramona’s quarantine journey, discusses her extremely distressing experience on tiktok, weighs in on Vanderpump Rules (Lala forgot her place, but don't worry, Hannah's gonna remind her.) and recaps the season premiere of RHONY!

NIGHT LIFE WAS THE MUPPET SHOW!: A Conversation about Girls Just Want To Have Fun with JD Barton Mar 27, 2020

Hannah briefly discusses VPR, revels in her VPR debut, and is then joined by recurring guest and close friend JD Barton to chat about their everlasting adoration for the 80’s dance flick Girls Just Want To Have Fun!

Hannah and Danny Pellegrino Leave Gal Gadot on Read Mar 24, 2020

Hannah catches up with Danny Pellegrino, dear friend of the pod and host of the hit podcast “Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino”! They discuss how they’ve been spending their time in quarantine, which celebs would leave Gal Gadot on read, and proceed to go on a series of pop culture tangents because obviously.

Agatha from Augusta. Mar 20, 2020

Hannah breaks down this week's episode of VPR and RHONJ, discusses her quarantine journey thus far, and weighs in on Jessica Alba's tiktok!

TOE PICK!: A Conversation about The Cutting Edge with Joey Olson (and Coachella Dad!) Mar 18, 2020

Hannah is joined by friend of the pod Joey Olson to discuss the iconic ice skating romance "The Cutting Edge"! They talk about favorite scenes, Kate's iconic fashion, why D.B. Sweeney is literally just the coolest, why the soundtrack is just the best, and MORE!

Free Barb. Free Doute. Free Tre Mar 13, 2020

On this deliciously long episode of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, Hannah discusses the iconic (BARB!) yet also disappointing (EVERYONE ELSE) finale of The Bachelor, and is then joined by pal of the pod and comedian Michelle Thorn to discuss VPR and part two of the RHONJ Reunion! The ladies give their thoughts on Lala's controversial instagram live, celebrate the husbands of New Jersey, and obv touch on the Corona of it all. Listen now, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes!

Hannah Brown + Hannah Berner: Comedy, Cats, and Matzah Brei Mar 12, 2020

Hannah is joined by hilarious comic, host of the hit podcast "Berning in Hell", and reality tv star Hannah Berner! The gals talk about Hannah's exciting career path, dating, the oh-so-juicy current season of Summer House, and staying true to yourself in your hustle!

Trader Joe's, Kentucky "Castles", Hair Chains. Mar 06, 2020

Hannah talks about her harrowing trip to Trader Joe's, weighs in on this week's episode of VPR (we STAN queen Raquel!), and digs into part one of the RHONJ reunion!

Diving Deep Into "Women Tell All" with Mani! Mar 05, 2020

Hannah is joined by Mani, a hilarious and insightful fellow pop culture fan, meme-maker, and host of the hit podcast "Mixing With Mani"! The ladies dig into The Bachelor: Women Tell All special, give their thoughts on the newly appointed Bachelorette, address the "bullying" in the room and spill some Laura Leigh boots on the ground tea!

I hope they're not gonna use this! Feb 28, 2020

Hannah talks about her recent trip to Chicago, stans Jules Wainstein punching her ex in the face, goes in on The Bachelor and VPR, and recaps the bittersweet season finale of RHONJ!

A Place of Laura Leigh. Feb 21, 2020

Hannah is HEATED this week as she discusses Vanderpump Rules, the colossal embarrassment that is Pilot Pete and this season of The Bachelor, and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Pulling a Jen Feb 14, 2020

In this episode, Hannah celebrates Jessica Simpson's new book, weighs in on the burning pile of trash that is this season of The Bachelor, and gives her two cents on Vanderpump Rules! She also recounts the time she pulled a Jen by passive aggressively wearing a sassy tee shirt to Hebrew school in her youth, and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day Bonus Episode With Jake Relic! Feb 13, 2020

Hannah is joined by her boyfriend Jake to talk about the beginning of his Vanderpump Rules journey, the time she called him "mom" at a Target, and answer listener questions!

Rats in a Maze and a Long Lost Mario Brother. Feb 07, 2020

Hannah touches on the podcast rebrand, gives her thoughts on which Vanderpump Rules character in an old man costume she was sexually aroused by, reveals "her truth" about her feelings on Victoria P., and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Free Snacks, LA, and Comedy with Rachael O'brien! Jan 31, 2020

Hannah is joined by comedian, writer, and host of the hit podcast "Be Here For a While" Rachael O'brien! The gals chat about true crime, dating, the entertainment industry, and Rachael gives tons of fantastic life hacks for Angelenos, including but not limited to where to get delicious free snacks while having a chic outing! Listen, rate, and enjoy!

RHONJ Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn/Everything Iconic Crossover Spectacular! Jan 30, 2020

Hannah is joined by podding prince Danny Pellegrino of the hit podcast "Everything Iconic" to recap this week's episode of RHONJ as well as go on tons of other delightful tangents!

Katie Maloney's Bar and Grill! Jan 24, 2020

Hannah recaps this week's episode of RHONJ, talks about her very tragic attempt(s) at running for 5th grade government, and weighs in on the Alayah and Sydney drams from The Bachelor! Listen, rate and review!

Champagne to the face. Jan 17, 2020

Hannah weighs in on this week's episode of The Bachelor/champagne-gate, gives her opinions on this week's VPR (bye, Max!), and recaps this week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Peter F***s. Jan 10, 2020

Hannah touches on the new season of The Bachelor and her sexual attraction to Pilot Pete, offers feedback on the Vanderpump Rules season premiere/defines what it means to be "restaurant hot", and goes in on episode 9 of Real Housewives of New Jersey!

"The Trend This Year is No Trends." Jan 08, 2020

Hannah is joined by fabulous friend, actor, and writer Matt Cullen to talk all things New Year's Eve and 2020! They reminisce on their favorite New Year's Eves to date, make a strong case for why being a Miranda is actually a total compliment, dig into how to pick the perfect day planner, and give advice on how to handle rejecting plans and fulfilling New Year's resolutions!

Justice for Steven Dann. Jan 06, 2020

Hannah is out of her holiday doldrums and EXHILARATED to return to an EPIC episode of RHONJ! She makes several Showgirls references, discusses why gummy bears aren't an ideal ice cream topping, and addresses the Versace-clad elephant in the room.

Grief, Grinchy Vibes, and Greatness Going into 2020! Dec 25, 2019

Hannah is BACK this week with a holiday-themed episode! She explores feeling bummed out and missing loved ones over the holidays, celebrates traditions both new and old, tells some amusing/dark tales of Christmas past, and encourages everyone to make some boundaries and take care of your gd self this holiday season!

Midge Maisel Could Never. Dec 13, 2019

Hannah is joined by Ryan Bailey, friend of the pod and host of the hit podcast “So Bad It’s Good With Ryan Bailey”! They discuss being bombarded with ads for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, revisit their college theatre monologues (woof.), and recap episode six of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Jennifer’s comedy gives Midge Maisel a run for her money, Frank Catania stars in a multi-cam sitcom that’s yet to be made, and the episode ends in a way that’s way too effing dark! Listen now, and don’t forget to tune into So Bad It’s Good With Ryan Bailey for more fantastic pop culture content!

Horse Poop Water Dec 06, 2019

Hannah recaps episode 5 of Real Housewives of New Jersey and gives an exciting(?) Jason Mraz update!

Dog Widda Bone. Dec 04, 2019

Hannah recaps last week's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey! She discusses her continued obsession with Jennifer's daughter Olivia, hopes Jackie never refuses sushi ever again, and wants to be besties with Margaret, her Spanx and her extensions ASAP. She also reflects on Thanksgiving, missing her 10-year high school reunion, not understanding TikTok, and gives her thoughts on Jason Mraz! Listen now, and don't forget to head on over to itunes and leave a review. Loveyouthankyou.

Instant Friendship with Diana Espir Nov 29, 2019

Hannah is joined by a gorgeous and hilarious gal from across the pond, Diana Espir! She’s an instagram influencer, self-care guru, and host of the hit pop culture podcast “You Can’t Sit With ME”! They chat about Bravo, astrology, dating, Jojo Siwa and so much more! Listen now, rate, review, and make sure to check out You Can’t Sit With ME for the episode Hannah guested on and more amazing content!

Melissa’s 40th, Jennifer’s “apology”, and a Ramona cameo! Nov 22, 2019

Hannah gives her thoughts on Bravocon, shows Margaret some major love, and continues to butcher Nonno’s accent. (No, really. Brace yourselves. She's really missing the simpler times of doing her Spencer Pratt impression on the reg.) ALSO: As mentioned on the podcast, check out @GOLDHALFMOONCO on instagram to get your very own legit and adorable Blocked By Jax sweatshirt! Support small businesses!

A Celebration of Larry The Party Planner Nov 15, 2019

Hannah recaps episode two of RHONJ! She touches on her Chicago trip, improves her Nonno impression (only a little), and falls in love with Melissa's party planner Larry who gives us endless wisdom including but not limited to the phrase "Classy never trashy." Enjoy!

RHONJ Season Premiere Recap Nov 08, 2019

All the way from Chicago, Hannah dives into the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! She tells the terrifying tale of her flight to the Windy City, celebrates how Jersey is a franchise full of eaters ("I need cheese."), and pitches her reality TV show where all the Bravo Children are plopped on an island a la Lord of the Flies. Listen, rate, review, subscribe, ENJOY!

An LA Check-in with Eric Himel Nov 07, 2019

In a cleansed, post-closet purge state of mind, Hannah is joined by her fabulous pal celebrity stylist (and supremely witty member of the Fashion Police for Us Weekly!) Eric Himel to do a wellness check on Hannah’s time living in LA thus far. They chat about fashion dos and don’ts, getting to a zen state of bitchiness, and how to have an LA glow up no matter where you live or what your budget! Enjoy!

"Hocus Pocus", Candles, and Adam Salandra Nov 01, 2019

Hannah is joined by hilarious entertainment journalist, cannibis connoisseur and pal Adam Salandra to discuss the iconic Halloween film "Hocus Pocus"! They discuss Hocus Pocus trivia, their Leo/Sarah Sanderson energy, and their childhood attraction to Thackery Binx as both a cat and as a human! Listen now, rate, review, and ENJOY!

“The Sixth Sense”, Ghost Stories, and Kym Kral Oct 25, 2019

Hannah and gorgeous actress, writer and comedian Kym Kral chat about the bone chilling and iconic ghost flick “The Sixth Sense”! They spook themselves with tales of their own paranormal experiences, discuss which ghosts from the movie still haunt them to this day, and yes, they celebrate Mischa Barton in her young, puking, ghostly glory!

"Scream" with Becky Habersberger Oct 18, 2019

Hannah and gal pal/influencer/horror movie fan Becky Habersberger celebrate the iconic 1996 slasher "Scream"! They go in on how Skeet Ulrich is hot but also poor man's Johnny Depp, where Drew Barrymore went horribly wrong at the start of this film, what their favorite scary movies are, and much more!

Hannah Complains. Oct 17, 2019

In this bonus episode, Hannah takes the opportunity to rant about some things that have been bugging her like, really a lot lately. This is what happens when you're "too busy" to observe Yom Kippur. Apologies in advance to anyone who's had a wedding, cut a line, Colbie Caillat, and P!NK.

A Fall Haul and "It Follows" with Leo Kidd! Oct 11, 2019

Hannah and her bestie musician Leo Kidd cozy up to discuss what they love about fall (basic.) and to discuss David Robert Mitchell's cinematic masterpiece "It Follows"! They chat about how to create the perfect Halloween ambience, what they love about the film, AND who they'd risk being followed by a murderous sexually transmitted monster for. Spooky! Listen now, and don't forget to rate and review Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn on itunes!

When you walk into a dinner party, do you greet the host? Oct 04, 2019

In the first episode of the Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn October Spooktacular, Hannah recaps season 10 episode 1 of RHONY: Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun! She goes in on her aspirations to move in with Dorinda in the Berkshires, tells a harrowing college tale about crying into scones, STRUGGLES with her Bethenny and Carole impressions, and tests out an autumnal pumpkin beer! Listen now, head to itunes to rate, review and subscribe!

A Tale of 2 Bens Sep 27, 2019

Hannah is joined by Ben Mandelker, the handsome and hilarious host of "Watch What Crappens" and genius behind the Youtube series "The Real Housewares of Kitchen Island"! They chat about early 2000's pop culture, and Ben tells the amazing story of his personal experience with the cast of The OC! Expect witty banter, inside scoop, and a Shawn Hunter reference or two.

TOO F***IN' HAHT! Sep 20, 2019

Hannah recounts her recent trip to Napa, her iconic experience at Danny Pellegrino's Everything Iconic live show, and weighs in on Caroline Calloway, Lala vs. Fofty, self care, why Autumn is the best and Summer is the worst, AND the Bachelor in Paradise finale! In short: This is a 45 minute rant. Enjoy!

The Hills Finale: A Play in Two Acts Sep 16, 2019

Hannah is joined by TWO of her pals Lily Comeau and Ryan Bailey to recap this finale extravaganza! TONS to unpack here, so relax, enjoy, and get ready for a Dickie Roberts reference, lots of impressions, our takes on that whole Kaitlynn vs. Ashley situation, and so much more! Make sure to head to patreon.come/browneyedjewnicorn for Pretty Wild bonus episodes! Part 2 begins at: 56:30

Self Confidence, Kermit Clay, and Prey Swim! Sep 06, 2019

Hannah talks about her recent battle with social/career anxiety and self confidence, gives her thoughts on Bachelor in Paradise (Nicole and Kermit Clay need to GO AWAY.), and recaps this week's episode of The Hills where Adrian relaunches her sexy swim line! Listen now and don't forget to rate, review, and head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for Pretty Wild recaps. Love you thank you.

A Palette Cleanser: The City Episode 1 Recap! Aug 30, 2019

No new episode of The Hills this week? NO PROBLEM! Hannah dives into the first episode of Whitney Port's 2008 spinoff The City to talk about her recent East Coast state of mind, her fondness for early 2000's fashion, and does a pretty impeccable impression of Whitney's ex/Australian hunk Jay! Listen now, and make sure to head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content! Ilysm!

"The headbands were a good choice." Aug 23, 2019

Hannah recaps Speidi's bachelor and bachelorette parties on this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She also weighs in on the loss of our favorite RHONY Skinnygirl, Bethenny Frankel, as well as tells a dark fashion/wedding-related tale from her past. Rate, review, subscribe, and check out patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for TWO new episodes coming at you!

The Renaissance of Ryan Cabrera. Aug 16, 2019

Hannah talks Southern Charm Finale, Bachelor in Paradise, her psychotic spiral in a recent fight with bae, AND that steamy new Calvin Klein ad. Then of course, she recaps the most recent episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! Listen, subscribe, review, rate five stars, and make sure to check out Patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

TAKING IT ALL FOR US Aug 09, 2019

Hannah casually sh*ts herself and fangirls over Euphoria (WE DON'T DESERVE HUNTER SCHAFER), gives her takes on the Caelynn/Blake/Kristina/whoever the f*** else love hexagon on Bachelor In Paradise, and recaps the Thanksgiving spectacular that was this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings. Listen, rate, review, subscribe, and make sure to head to Patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

"You did not work for me, you were on a reality show." Aug 02, 2019

This week, Hannah is joined by hilarious comedian and host of the hit podcast "What's Your Jersey?" Jaclyn Marfuggi to recap episode 6 of The Hills: New Beginnings! A couple glasses of wine in, the gals giggle over Steph's recent run-in with arch nemesis Kelly Cutrone, Mischa's acting renaissance, why the cast of The Jersey Shore could teach the cast of The Hills a thing or two and much much more! Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND check out Jaclyn's podcast "What's Your Jersey?"!

"Jesus Still Loves Me." Aug 01, 2019

Hannah and her bestie/neighbor JD Barton discuss the INCREDIBLY LIFEGIVING finale of The Bachelorette! They celebrate their kween Hannah Brown #2, GO IN ON Jed and Luke P, give their ~steamy~ opinions and predictions for BIP, and SO MUCH MORE. Listen now!

FIRED UP! Jul 26, 2019

Hannah recaps episode 5 of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the Godfather-esque beaten dead horse that is the Justin/Adrian/Steph love triangle, reminisces on her own dark love triangle (er... hexagon?) from an old serving job (she was the Adrian!), AND introduces the new breakout star of The Hills: The Malibu fires. Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!

Jellicle Cats and Crystal Healers! Jul 19, 2019

Inspired by the new trailer, Hannah tells the harrowing tale of her high school's production of "Cats" and how she was GROSSLY underutilized! She then recaps this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She touches on why an open bar is always a good idea, why she can't take Brody Jenner seriously as a DJ (or at all), and why she empathizes with Adrian! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

STEPH, need I bring up the RECEIPTS?! Jul 16, 2019

In this episode of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, Hannah recaps episode 3 of The Hills: New Beginnings. She weighs in on the Steph/Justin/Adrian love triangle (justice for Adrian and her receipts), celebrates the ultimate couple goals of Heidi and Spencer Pratt, and shades all men who ask women on dates to Dave & Buster's. To further support Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, make sure to check out the Patreon at patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn !

Adrian and Perez and Brandon Lee and Billie Eilish! Jul 09, 2019

This week on the pod, Hannah recaps the second episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the supposed "love triangle" between Steph, JustinBobby and Audrina AKA Adrian, her crush on Ashley Wahler, and also goes in on why the 4th of July and Midsommar are the worst because why not?! Listen now, and don't forget to rate review and subscribe!

The Hills Premiere Episode Recap! Jul 02, 2019

Hannah is solo this week and recapping the first episode of The Hills: New Beginnings! She stans Spencer and Heidi hard, gives you her best Mischa Barton impression, and (for no reason in particular) tells the epic tale of her very first spray tan in 8th grade! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe! PS Check out patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for access to exclusive bonus content.

Joe Gunn & Hannah & Amanda & Iris Jun 25, 2019

Hannah Brown and hilarious iconic Instagram celeb/meme genius Joe Gunn become long distance besties over their favorite pop culture topics! The decide which Vanderpump Rules cast member would be best in a one-person show, their goopy opinions on kween Gwyneth, The Holiday ("home exchange..."), and much more! Listen now, rate, review and subscribe, and make sure to check Joe out on the new Patreon page to recap episode two of Pretty Wild at patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn !

HELP HER Jun 18, 2019

Hannah is solo this week and doing her gd best! She spills her thoughts on wedding footwear, children at Target, and pop culture events such as Taylor Swift's new video and that wild dinner from last week's episode of RHONY! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for more bonus content!

"ON THE BRIM" With Danny Pellegrino! Jun 11, 2019

Hannah is joined by her hilarious handsome pal Danny Pellegrino, host of the hit podcast "Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino" to catch up on pop culture and tell thrilling tales from their own lives. They touch on Brit's Miami bachelorette party, Danny tells the legendary tale of how he became friends with queen Bonnie Hunt, and Hannah comes for Olivia Culpo for a VERY specific reason! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Life Updates and a Pop Culture Roundup! Jun 05, 2019

Hannah is solo this week and updates you on her continued journey with her intention candles, her experience on dating apps (aka "the swipies"), and gives you all her betchy thoughts on RHONY, RHOBH, Southern Charm, Summer House, and The Bachelorette! Enjoy, and don't forget to declare your allegiance to THE ONLY HANNAH BROWN THAT MATTERS by rating, reviewing and subscribing to the pod! xoxo

Hats, Abby and Brittany, and Annabelle! May 28, 2019

Hannah and her gorgeous hilarious bestie Annabelle Desisto (host of the hit podcast Adderall and Compliments!) discuss their violent aggression towards splitting entrees, talk all things Southern Charm, have an extensive conversation about hats, and SO MUCH MORE! LISTEN NOW!

2 Pilots, 1 Cup May 21, 2019

Hannah and her love and neighbor JD Barton discuss the season premiere of The Bachelorette! They share their predictions for the season, opinions of the "men" on the show, and delve into their theory as to why Chicago men are the worst. Listen now!

Coming of Age Series: Stand By Me May 14, 2019

In the final episode of the Coming of Age Series, Hannah is joined by pal Ryan Bailey of the hit podcast "Realizing Stuff with Kara & Ryan" to discuss the iconic eighties flick "Stand By Me". They talk about their relationship to the film, the absolute prince that is River Phoenix, why it pays to be a weirdo as a kid, and recount experiences from their own childhoods, including but not limited to when Ryan worked at Blockbuster and Hannah worked at a movie theatre!

"You Gotta Problem?" May 07, 2019

In this impromptu palette cleanser, Hannah is solo (with lots of input from her cat Lillian in the background and many cold brew breaks!) to update you on her life. She tells stories of her terrifying childhood music teacher from Hebrew school, her lucky streak, her epic night at Countess and Friends, and the hilariously bad tale of her Freshman year homecoming. Next week we continue the Coming of Age Series with Stand By Me, and you don't wanna miss it! Also don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Coming of Age Series: Now & Then Apr 30, 2019

In the second episode of the Coming of Age Series, Hannah is joined by her hilarious big sister Alex to break down their favorite childhood film Now & Then! They discuss the iconic soundtrack, relive their childhood obsession with Scott Wormer and whether or not they could see his “thing”, and decide which of the girls they identify with most! Listen now! *Also apologies for the sound of wine pouring throughout the episode. It’s because adult Chrissy bullied Hannah into not keeping hard liquor in the house.*

Coming of Age Series: The Sandlot Apr 23, 2019

In the first episode of the three-episode Coming of Age Series, Hannah and her childhood BFF Maggie Grossman discuss the hilarious romp that is The Sandlot! They talk all about their relationship to this iconic, nostalgic film, celebrate 12-year old hottie "Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez", and even reflect on their own Sandlot-esque stories from summers past!

John Hughes Movies and High School Nostalgia Apr 16, 2019

Hannah is joined by her hilarious buddy Joey Rudman, actor and co-host of the hit podcast "The Joey & Amanda Podcast"! With summer on the horizon, they tap into their second-semester high school nostalgia and unpack their favorite John Hughes films, paying huge homage to the Sausage King of Chicago Ferris Bueller. They also tell tales of their own high school experiences, and outline their ideal John Hughes-esque movie plots!

Live, Laugh, Lindsay. Apr 09, 2019

In a wine-fueled haze, Hannah and pal Amanda Mcmorran talk about 2000's queen Lindsay Lohan. They cover The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, the Hilary Duff feud, Lohan Beach club and much, much more! Listen now, and don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!

Southern Charm Trailer Breakdown! Apr 02, 2019

Hannah dives into the amazing new season trailer of Southern Charm! She gives her thoughts on Ashley and her feathered hat, Patricia's relationship to Mcdonald's, and Austin's new femmebot girlfriend. She also reveals her breathtaking artistic choices of who she'd cast in the Southern Charm movie (not in the episode but Steve Buscemi would play Whitney!).

Blair & Serena-ing with Chana Wilczynski! Mar 27, 2019

Hannah is joined by her quippy star best friend Chana to tell hilarious tales of their friendship. They talk about their run-in with Stranger Things hunk Joe Keery two years ago, their recent trip to Disneyland, and do their best impressions of Holly Hunter! Get cozy, pour yourself a glass of something and get ready to giggle.

One Hannah B's Trash is Another Hannah B's Treasure... Mar 19, 2019

Hannah and her best pal and neighbor JD Barton go in on the season finale of The Bachelor! They discuss their favorite contestants, favorite moments, their thoughts on Hannah B. as the new bachelorette (even though the Hannah Brown who hosts this podcast is the only Hannah Brown who really matters), and MUCH MUCH MORE!

"HIIIII!" Mar 12, 2019

Hannah dishes on her aspirational plans for her home and wardrobe (if she ever has money), her opinions on RHONY and Leaving Neverland, comes for men who text you all day with no follow through, and tells the story of both how she was inspired to tears by actress Alexandra Billings and how she met her all time idol DJ "Shangela" Pierce!

Jewnicorn State of the Union Mar 05, 2019

Hannah takes this minisode to update you on her life, as well as weigh in on pop culture hot topics! She honors sweet sweet prince Luke Perry, talks about Jordyn vs. Tristan vs. Khloe, reveals her theory on why Danielle Staub has been engaged so many times, and much more!

A Chat with Paul Adelstein Feb 26, 2019

Hannah sits down with very talented very kind actor Paul Adelstein (I Feel Bad, Scandal, Private Practice, Prison Break, Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce, Imposters, Bedazzled) to discuss Chicago things, acting things, and pop culture things. He talks about his time working on hit tv shows, day jobs in the early days of his career, how his first band was formed, and tells tales about his iconic performance as Groomsman #1 in My Best Friend's Wedding. Listen now!

The time Annabelle Desisto made Hannah laugh so hard she spit out her La Croix. Feb 19, 2019

Hannah and ultimate comedy/hair goals queen Annabelle Desisto, host of the hit podcast "Adderall and Compliments", have an incredible pop culture bonding sesh. Spanning from Kim Richards' cameo in Black Snake Moan to why Annabelle makes a great wingwoman, to their thoughts on this season of RHONY's taglines, you do NOT want to miss it!

"Cornelius in the streets, Dimitri in the sheets" with Dana Schwartz Feb 12, 2019

This week Hannah is joined by star writer and author Dana Schwartz (Entertainment Weekly, Twitter accounts @GuyinyourMFA and @DystopianYA, plus books "And We're Off" and "Choose Your Own Disaster" TO NAME A FEW!) to discuss the insanely dark Don Bluth 90's animated film "Thumbelina". The girls delve into the Don Bluth vs. Disney feud, the twisted inner workings of the movie's characters, and even reveal which Thumbelina suitors they'd kill, f***, and marry!

"Not a t-shirt catch phrase" with Oren Aks Feb 05, 2019

Hannah chats with the lovely Oren Aks-- super rad graphic designer and breakout star of the hit Hulu documentary Fyre Fraud! They discuss life after Fyre, his exciting current projects, and their opinions on music festivals. Oren also graciously answers a series of dark, Fyre-themed survivalist questions! LISTEN NOW! (PS rate and review on itunes if you haven't yet k enjoy the ep ilysm.)

"Ohmygod you're LITERALLY me in boy form." Jan 29, 2019

Hannah chats all things dating with Bravo star Albie Manzo, host of the hit podcast "Dear Albie"! As the hard-hitting journalists they are, they discuss why game-playing in dating is the worst, music during sex (or not), the time they were both dumped for religious reasons, and more!

We Need to Talk About Colton. Jan 22, 2019

Hannah and her fabulous friend JD Barton unpack The Bachelor! They talk about Colton's virginity (yawn.), Hannah's potential to be an AMAZING future Bachelor contestant, celebrate Corinne Olympios (#teamcorn) AND Quinn from Unreal, and reveal what they'd say if anyone dare ask them to make a toast in a hottub!

The Edge of Glory with Jaclyn Marfuggi Jan 15, 2019

In this week's episode, Hannah has her FIRST guest of 2019! We are joined by the gorgeous and hilarious comic and actress Jaclyn Marfuggi, host of the hit podcast "What's Your Jersey?" to talk all things Lady Gaga! They discuss where to find the perfect meatballs, Jaclyn tells the story of the TWO times she ran into Mother Monster herself, and they pretty much become instant besties while they bond over their mutual love for pop culture (aka Britney Spears). You do NOT want to miss it!

Hannah's Holiday Tale Jan 08, 2019

In this prerecorded episode, Hannah tells us about the highs and lows of the holiday season, makes a STRONG case for why she's "the people's podcaster", and hits some pop culture topics aka goes in on Danielle Staub's bunion and throws some love and light to her very first online troll!

Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn Holiday Spectacular: MAKING IT NICE with Allie Zisfein Dec 25, 2018

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEET UNICORNS! Hannah and fellow Jewnicorn/hilarious comic Allie Zisfein talk about one of the most iconic episodes of RHONY-- December: Berkshires County. They discuss team Bethenny vs. team Lu, celebrate vintage Carole, and entertain each other with their best housewives impressions!

Jewnicorn Holiday Spectacular: Festive, Fierce & Fun with Jenn Lower! Dec 18, 2018

Hannah sits down with the gorgeous and lovely strength and nutrition coach Jenn Lower to discuss her story, pursuing the life you've always wanted, and tips and tricks to stay on your fitness grind during the holiday season. You do not want to miss it!

Jewnicorn Holiday Spectacular: The Holiday Dec 11, 2018

In the first episode of her Jewnicorn Holiday Spectacular, Hannah and gal pal/actress Kelly Daly discuss one of their FAVE holiday rom-coms The Holiday! They discuss where they'd want to take a holiday, which leading man they'd rather date, Hannah regales us with her bad Ed Burns impression, and they celebrate their favorite cinematic geniuses: Jude Law's adorable British daughters from the movie. Tangents ensue. Mr Napkinhead forever.

Thanksgiving + Black Friday = Nervous Sweats Nov 27, 2018

Hannah recounts the tale of her very first time hosting Thanksgiving! She discusses why it's kind of the worst, gives her Countess Luann etiquette lessons, and goes on to explain why Black Friday shopping is desperate and disgusting. Don't miss it!

Obsessive Behaviors with JD Barton Nov 20, 2018

Inspired by their fave Lifetime show "You", Hannah and her hilarious friend JD discuss all their most psycho obsessions from Beanie Babies to the Olsen twins to jr. high crushes. Trust us, it goes there.

What's Your Superpower? Nov 13, 2018

In this week's episode, Hannah comes at you from the comfort of her bed! She talks about the thrilling Lifetime TV show "You", her irritation with "What's your Superpower?" merch, and recounts her deeply unsoothing tales of experiences with terrible stand up comedians. Also, apologies for the small glitch in the first 10 seconds!

Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn/Everything Iconic Crossover Spectacular! Nov 05, 2018

In this crossover episode, Hannah and the ever hilarious Danny Pelligrino, host of the hit podcast Everything Iconic combine their powers to discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 7 trailer! There are opinions, predictions, and lots of housewives impressions. You don’t wanna miss it!

A Very Carlton Halloween! Oct 30, 2018

Hannah and her fabulous pal Julien Crochet discuss all things Halloween! They wistfully reflect on their favorite and least favorite Halloween memories, brag about their iconic past costumes, bond over their love for scary movies, and most importantly celebrate the ULTIMATE queen of darkness, Carlton from RHOBH! #justiceforCarlton

All about Arivale! Oct 23, 2018

Hannah is joined by pal Eric Himel and his awesome coach Alex Kloehn to discuss the exciting new wellness program Arivale. They touch on what makes Arivale so personal and unique, why fad diets don't work on everyone, AND we give you a code to get your first month FREE to feel fab and snatched just in time for the holidays!

Sequestered Oct 16, 2018

Hannah is sequestered in her apartment sick AF and slowly losing it. She talks about Alyssa Edwards' new Netflix Series, Mischa Barton, Black Mirror, and ponders dying her hair red because she has no idea what the f*** her brand is!

I'm the Mary and Danny's The Rhoda Oct 09, 2018

Hannah and the hilarious host of "Everything Iconic" Danny Pelligrino talk about one of the legendary '90s flick Romy and Michele's High School Reunion! They take a waltz down memory lane to discuss their own high school experiences, celebrate Heather Mooney, cast the inevitable Romy and Michele remake and basically become best friends.

"Dinner Party from Hell" with Sean Stewart! Oct 02, 2018

In the final episode of our Real Housewives Series, Hannah sits down with her boyfriend Sean Stewart to unpack the iconic episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, "Dinner Party from Hell"! They decide whether they're team Alison Dubois or team Kyle, weigh in on the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick, and Sean reveals his real housewife crush, all the while chugging a delicious RHOBH- inspired cocktail called "The Camille"!

Helicopters & Housewives Sep 18, 2018

In this minisode, Hannah regales us with the thrilling tale of her encounter with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! She discovers which housewives are her new favorites, which old favorites of hers aren't very nice (hint: they have a clothing line on QVC!), and revels in the act of signing a waiver. Don't. Miss. It.

Gummy Bears and Jelly Beans and Ronnie Karam! Sep 07, 2018

Hannah and her idol Ronnie Karam of the hit podcasts Rose Pricks and Watch What Crappens discuss one of their all time favorite episodes of RHONY: Sun, Sand and Psychosis! They reveal how to make Bethenny's delicious Kelly Bensimon-approved salad dressing, and Hannah struggles not to pee while Ronnie does his iconic Housewives impressions. DO NOT MISS IT!

Serial Killers, Sororities, Lala Kent, Stuff! Aug 31, 2018

Hannah and hilarious actor and podcast host Ryan Bailey of the hit Kardashian podcast "Realizing Stuff With Kara and Ryan" discuss the phenomenal slasher flick "The Row" starring Vanderpump Rules superstar Lala Kent! They touch on the mysterious presence of producer/Lala's Man Randall Emmett, the movie's shocking plot twist, and Ryan regales us with his killer Caitlyn Jenner impression!

Leisurely Vibes Aug 24, 2018

From her favorite hotspot (her bed) in her most glam outfit (a Target nightie) Hannah discusses her thoughts on the reboot of The Hills(!), Instagram trolls, her newfound arousal over cozy solo nights in, and tells the thrilling tale of her first visit to TomTom!

A Kiki with Psychic Chris Medina Aug 17, 2018

Incredible psychic, medium, and friend Chris Medina joins Hannah to talk about his gifts, Mercury in Retrograde, manifestation, and not taking sh** from anyone! He also tells some RAD stories about his experiences and trust us... you don't wanna miss them.

It All Comes Back to Breaking Bad. Aug 10, 2018

Hannah and iconic producer/director/pop culture enthusiast Raj Rawal discuss the pilot episode of the cultural phenomenon that is Breaking Bad while going on all of the rad tangents! Oh and also #justiceforMeredithBlake.

A Very Jewnicorn Birthday! Aug 03, 2018

In this minisode, Hannah recaps her favorite holiday: HER BIRTHDAY. She describes her birthday OOTD, discusses the significance of card-writing, and is deeply soothed by how much better her life is now than it was this time last year! LOL!

The Pick-Up Artist is like, pretty bad Jul 27, 2018

Hannah and uber talented, funny, writer/comedian/improviser Carly Heiser recap and unpack the burning pile of antifeminist 80's trash that is the vintage RDJ & Molly Ringwald flick "The Pick-up Artist"! They pretty much hate the entire film, and have a cleansing conversation about why!

Baking and Business with Kelly Jean Jul 20, 2018

Hannah and her gal pal Kelly Jean talk all about her exciting new business venture Cookie Jar. She tells all about the positive benefits of cannabis, her process, her amazing business partner Killian, future ideas for the company, and even reveals some super chic baking secrets! Be sure to follow her at @cookiejar.la on Instagram for more access to her "high" quality edibles!

Everybody Has a Cooper Nielsen Jul 13, 2018

Hannah and her pal Ben Siegmund take a deep dive into the cinematic masterpiece that is the early 2000s hit Center Stage! They discuss the killer soundtrack, Zoe Saldana's onscreen debut, why Maureen's mom is actually the worst, and the Cooper Nielsen/Jody Sawyer choices of their own lives.

YO QUIERO YO QUIERO DINERO Jun 29, 2018

Hannah is coming at you from the end of her first really horrendous week in Los Angeles! She tells the tale of how one overdrawn account wrecked her attitude of gratitude and ultimately led her to madness, and what she did next! Spoiler alert: There were edibles and Kanye West.

"I was in the bed, sweetheart!" Jun 22, 2018

Hannah and actress/girl crush/roommate Kelly Rook Daly go on a deep dive into the aspirational masterpiece that is The Hills. They delve into Lauren's signature style, celebrate Heidi's iconically sassy coworker Elodie (JUSTICE FOR ELODIE!), and discuss profound matters of the heart... i.e. which brand of douchebag do you prefer, Brody Jenner or Justinbobby?

A Conversation About Nicholas Sparks Jun 15, 2018

During one of the most grisly hangovers of her entire life, Hannah and hilarious actor Joey Rudman talk all things Nicholas Sparks films. They unpack the quintessential Sparks formula, TRY to pick their favorite Sparks film, and touch on Hannah's undying love for Shane West. They also briefly chat about celeb sightings in LA and Joey tells the mortifying tale of his encounter with Drew Barrymore!

Don't be the Lizzie, be the Miranda. Jun 08, 2018

Hannah and hilarious improviser/actress Chelsea Debaise unpack a TV show that played a pivotal role in their adolescence: Lizzie Mcguire. The gals discuss whether or not Lizzie is a horrible person, demand justice for Miranda in the movie, and wonder what in the world ever happened to Lizzie's OG crush Danny Kessler!

Influencing and Stuff with Becky Habersberger! Jun 01, 2018

Hannah has a sit-down with her BFF, makeup artist & influencer Becky Habersberger! They discuss Becky's recent birthday, makeup trends, and tell bone-chilling tales about the bad jeans they wore at their old serving job.

Lillian's Travels May 25, 2018

In this solo mini-sode, Hannah recounts the tale of her and her cat Lillian's travels to her new home in Los Angeles. It was hard. It was gross. There was cat poo involved. She also gets real hippie-dippy about the universe at work and the notion of gratitude. Listen!

Himelisms and LA-isms with Eric Himel May 18, 2018

Just before her LA move, Hannah and celeb stylist and fashion expert Eric Himel (US Weekly "Fashion Police", Giuliana & Bill, Windy City Live!), talk all things style, fashion and of course, LA! Eric gives us his "Himelisms" on fashion trends, Met Gala hits and misses, and the professional benefits of boldly being yourself!

Feeling Personally Attacked! May 11, 2018

From the sweaty bowels of packing/allergy hell, Hannah talks about why moving is well... the worst, recaps her recent trip to ISU, attempts to adopt an LA state of mind with grandiose ideas for her vision board, and finally chats about the drunken blast she had at her best friend's wedding.

A Sensible Sit-down with Debbie May 04, 2018

In a very relaxed, zen, pre-move headspace, from the floor of Hannah's packed up apartment, Hannah is joined by her best friend George's FABULOUS alter ego Debbie! Debbie dishes on her lifestyle as a modern Southern woman, gives advice on how to live your best life, and the gals indulge in a little too much communion wine, y'all!

Back on Meds and BETTER THAN EVER! Apr 27, 2018

Hannah is back on anxiety meds and FEELING HERSELF! She touches on Real Housewives of NYC and her passionate love for Luann, discusses her very unhip opinions towards Coachella and music festivals in general, and tells the tale of her meeting with the irritatingly beautiful Kristin Cavallari!

Friendships and Polyps with Ashlyn Hughes Apr 20, 2018

Hannah and her long time pal Ashlyn recount their genius collegiate writing endeavors, social awkwardness in *~the industry~* and Hannah's recent date with a hot person! Also, prayers for Hannah's cat Lillian and the polyps in her ears! You can venmo her at LILLIAN-EARS-10. (Jk.)

Spilling Tea with Maureen Sandiego Apr 09, 2018

Hannah has a sit-down with legendary comedic goddess and cabaret performer Maureen Sandiego! The gals discuss being women in comedy, raging against societal limitations, and how to handle crippling insecurity… even when you’re a STAR!

AM I LIKABLE? Mar 23, 2018

In this episode, Hannah discusses her recent trip to Indiana, the Drag Race All Stars 3 Finale, The Godfather, and giving yourself credit where credit is due. Also, this episode was recorded on March 22nd, Hannah's mom's birthday, so it is dedicated to her; Laura Bartosz Dinelli.

Live, Laugh, Love with Trannika Rex Mar 16, 2018

Hannah is joined by the gorgeous and fabulous queen Trannika Rex to sip some bubbles and spill the tea! They discuss Trannika's style, how to deal with haters, drag show/gay bar etiquette (bachelorette parties, take notes) and OF COURSE, Drag Race!

Single Tears and Wired Jaws with Alexandra Monteleagre Mar 09, 2018

Hannah is joined by her hilarious big sis to explore the tropical nightmare that is MTV's SIESTA KEY! They break down all the characters in detail, pay homage to the OG of the OC (Laguna Beach because duh), and examine some grisly hypothetical questions.

"Lazy Perfection" with Jenny Patinkin Mar 02, 2018

Hannah is joined by Jenny Patinkin-- business owner, beauty expert, celeb makeup artist, and the bestselling author of "Lazy Perfection: The Art of Looking Great Without Really Trying"! They cover everything from beauty trends, to motherhood, to bat mitzvahs, to the Lazy Perfection approach to makeup. Listen up and take some notes, OKAY?!

~*Alone Again~* Feb 23, 2018

In this solo episode, Hannah delves into her This is Us journey, the reboot of Queer Eye, her extremely brave, noble battle with Postmates, and her DEEPLY unsoothing tarot card reading!

Sexual Awakenings in Cinema with Caroline Schwartz Feb 16, 2018

In this SULTRY episode of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, Hannah and her old friend Caroline unpack the films that aroused their sexuality in their youth.They touch on the sexiness of androgyny, the raw beauty of Brokeback Mountain, and how cartoon animals can ABSOLUTELY be bangable!

"To life, to love, to a good heart" with Erin Doppelt Feb 09, 2018

Hannah is joined by her boo Erin Doppelt AKA Bullshit Free Babe to discuss yoga, meditation, self love and self care!

In a Heightened State Feb 02, 2018

Hannah discusses seasonal depression, owning your wrongdoings, and tells of a shocking and unchic sugarbaby situation she witnessed! She also delves into Dorit's mania, all the terrible people on Siesta Key, and then reveals some dark Valentine's day truths.

"Monster recap Knock Knock" with Caleb George!!!! Jan 26, 2018

Hannah and hilarious improviser Caleb George recap the transcendent cinematic work of genius that is Eli Roth's "Knock Knock" (available to watch on Prime and Hulu)! Expect Keanu Reeves impressions, lots of laughs and a truly profound analysis of this really, really bad film.

Glamorous but Rude with Dixie Lynn Cartwright Jan 19, 2018

Hannah has a sit down (on her futon) with the glamorous, beautiful, VERY FAMOUS star of the Boystown circuit, Dixie Lynn Cartwright! They talk about the beauty of the drag community, what it's like to be SO famous, dealing with the haters, and Real Housewives of NYC. Like, they talk about it a lot. Like, it's a deep dive. Listen or be forever blacklisted, thank you!

Let The River Run! Jan 05, 2018

Hannah kicks off 2018 by recapping her New Year's Eve, graphically discussing her stomach bug, AND reveals her bone chilling encounter at the gym!

Talking Grief with Taylor Dec 22, 2017

Hannah and her friend Taylor from the amazing Youtube series "The Grief Brief" unpack grieving, surviving the holidays without a loved one, and share their tips on how to cope with all of the above!

Carrying the Banner with Maggie Grossman Dec 15, 2017

Hannah and her childhood pal Maggie recap the cinematic gem that is "Newsies"! From sexual awakenings to Christian Bale's pelvic thrusts, as well as their strong opinions on Ann Margaret's performance, nothing is off limits.

LA Series: A Bravo Kiki with Ben Mandelker Dec 08, 2017

Hannah and Ben Mandelker of the hit podcast "Watch What Crappens" and "Bside Blog" talk all things Bravo from Ben's run-in with Countess Luann, to the mysterious phenomenon of all the housewives having hot children, to a RIVETING improv as Bethenny and Ramona!

LA Series: Trolls and Lols with Lara Marie Schoenhals Dec 01, 2017

Lara Marie Schoenhals of the New York Times Bestselling "White Girl Problems" series, as well as the hilarious podcasts "Sexy Unique Podcast" and "Babe?" joins Hannah to unpack everything from Vanderpump Rules, to T-Swift's peculiar attempts at sexiness, to the endless black hole that is dating. Join them on their journey!

LA Series: Becky + Keith Habersberger Nov 17, 2017

In their first interview as a married couple (EXCLUSIVE CONTENT), Becky and Keith Habersberger take a waltz down memory lane with Hannah and recall the glory days of college. They play a sumptuous game of kill, f***, marry, give advice on underage drinking (DON'T DO IT!) and touch briefly (V BRIEFLY) on Taylor Swift's new album.

Fullface Fitness with Jeff + Tyler! Nov 03, 2017

Hannah's friends Jeff and Tyler join us to talk all about their fitness brand Fullface Fitness, "fitness journeys"/gym culture, give advice on dating, and even discuss the Vanderpump Rules trailer. Pop a squat (you know, because fitness) and enjoy!

I GOT A DRAIN STOPPER! Oct 27, 2017

In an exhausted stupor, Hannah unpacks all her current bliss from getting a drain stopper, to meeting Brandi Cyrus, to attending a costume party for dogs!

The "The Craft" Episode. Oct 13, 2017

In the finale of our Halloween movie recap extravaganza, things take a dark turn as Hannah and Joe recap The Craft with the help of their pal Jesse! There is wine, hardcore shade towards Harvey Weinstein, and Hannah binds her jr. high nemesis from doing her harm by way of pseudo-witchcraft.

Happy Fall, Y'all! Oct 06, 2017

In an impromptu "palette cleanser", Hannah touches on Lady Gaga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Halloween culture and pettiness. *Sips tea*

The Labyrinth Episode. Sep 15, 2017

Labyrinth superfans Hannah and James Lee take a deep dive into Labyrinth! Join them on their super intelligent, analytical, coffee-fueled journey!

Scream-crying with mah gurl Sarah Paulson. Sep 08, 2017

Hannah takes a dive into the premiere episode of American Horror Story: Cult. There's talk of clowns, Trump supporters, and mad Sarah Paulson imitations! Not to mention a quick homage to why fall rules over Summer and thank God it's here because Hannah had devolved into a degenerate.

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US DO. Sep 01, 2017

Hannah and her raven-haired BFF Clayton unpack Bachelor in Paradise, Ingrid Goes West, T-Swift, and lots more! Shout outs to DP Dough and Sauvignon Blanc for existing.

America's Next Top Best Friend. Aug 25, 2017

Coming at you from Colorado, Hannah and her BFF since 6th grade Anna unpack their awkward years, prom, America's Next Top Model, and everything in between amidst a wine-induced stupor. Please don't sue us.

Please send wine. Aug 18, 2017

Hannah is unraveling quickly like the magic carpet in Aladdin when Jafar f***s his s*** up. Join her as she tells you all about it while stumbling over her words, interjecting about the RHONY reunion and ultimately finds a pathetic form of catharsis!

@Emrata Aug 04, 2017

Hannah and improv goddess Lindsay Chatham drink Sauvignon blanc and betchily break down their birthdays, being females in comedy, and fall down an epic rabbit hole of movie references.

Diarrhea-induced Fever Dream Jul 14, 2017

Hannah recaps her trip to New Orleans, takes a stand against bitchy girls at bachelorette parties,and talks Real Housewives of Orange County season premiere. *Note: Hannah SINCERELY apologizes for calling David Beador Michael Beador, but please refer to this episode's title for justification.**

HANNAH + RYAN = DATING ADVICE (from degenerates.) Jul 07, 2017

Hannah and her ex Ryan take a light fluffy waltz down memory lane and ultimately slur their way through tangents and dating advice with no authority on the subject whatsoever!!!!

Happy 4th! (Fourth of July and also it's the fourth episode!!!) Jun 30, 2017

In a special pre-Fourth of July episode, Hannah and Chana are back together. They talk Bachelor in Paradise, dating, and receive a surprise phone call from Chana's dad Dr. W!

"My dog ate your panties" Jun 16, 2017

Hannah and her pal George talk the Clooneys' new twins, deep-seated elementary school memories, sexual attraction to Samira Wiley, boy issues, and exchange Vegas stories. Pour yourself a glass of champagne or two... we know we did.

The return of Sonja Morgan and her Nigerian Football Team. Jun 08, 2017

Hannah and her best friend Chana dissect Hannah's encounter with a college flame...and then some!

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