Not An Adult

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Armageddon Alert, Secret North Korean Weapon, Google Bard, Underwear Sniffers and much more! Mar 29, 2023

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Are you ready for another dose of NAA? Buckle up, because this week's episode is jam-packed with sweaty uneducated goodness.
-TIMECODE-
1:03 - What we have been upto this week.
Lauren explains the current shifts in astrology and trys to make a point about something and talks her current worklife struggles.
Rudi discusses his first week as a delivery driver and how hes self induced tiredness is effecting him.
7:02 - This weeks shiiii top tip!
This weeks shiii top tip is a submission from long time listener RUTH! and its a belter!
9:04 - NAA News with our national correspondent Lozza G
Lauren reports on a couple who had such wild nucky nucky they destroyed an entire hotel room and angered other guests...
Lauren discovers powder beer and powder alcohols and also some vodka pasta sauce!
16:35 - NAA News with our international correspondent Rude
Rudi takes up the newest sport going: Extreme Ironing.
Kim jon un signs in to let us know about his new secret weapon which isnt secret because we have all the details.
And also an update on the current availability of plus size clothing in thailand, important stuff.
27:54 - Storytime
A man and a woman and a toothbrush, noice.
An undercover underwear sniffer which finds an amazing find at a carboot sale, and a man who can do the suck suck on himself.
41:16 - Drunk Topics
We try to discuss googles new Bard AI but tend to swerve quite sharply off course due to high cider intake. We then stumble onto more economics and winge about government control, elites and finally end on a lighter note, The UK Armageddon alarm.
If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Contact us through our 24/7 NAA WhatsApp Hotline: +44 7553378431, or email us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk.
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SEEYA NEXT WEDNESDAY! X

Drunk Politics & Economics, Medical Mistakes, Criminal Submission and much more! Mar 22, 2023

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Welcome back for some more marmite flavoured yoghurt.
This weeks edition begins sober and slowly decents into drunkeness as we pre drink and prepare to go out for the night, even though we said we wouldn't last week. Usual bizness as always, enjoy the journey haha!
-TIMECODE-
1:03 - What we have been upto this week.
Rudi gets 2 jobs and 1 bad haircut. Lauren buys some dodgy bookshelf from ikea and worrys about the night ahead.
9:08 - This weeks shiiii top tip!
And its an absolute belter sent in by AMY from Shropshire - BIG UP! <3
11:06 - NAA News with our national correspondant Lauren
Lauren discusses the M1 Motorway house which has recently come up for sale but there are some shady things about this property...
She also covers a story of a man who had his jewels accidentally removed when wrongly diognosed with a disease, woops.
15:46 - NAA News with our international correspondant Rudi
Rudi talks about a man who poo'd in the dj booth at an event in new castle and how the headliner ended up stepping in it.
Also how a bunch of teenagers from Bradford offered super glue customers of a supermarket pretending to offer hand sanitizer - GOLD
Also how a man was stopped for drink driving but instead made it way worse for himself.
21:28 - STORYTIME!
This week we have a submission from a REAL criminal, some wild shiiiii you lot been sending in haha!
Some other storys include a mans journey into intercourse with a coconut on repeated occasions which leads to disaster, a goldfish euthanasia gone wrong and much more.
49:51 - FINE LIQUIDS ANNOUNCEMENT
51:04: Drunk Politics & Geopolitical Economics.
A fine masterclass in drunk geopolitical ranting, get ya notepad out.
1:0:04 - Outro and some infomation about upcoming shiizzz.
If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Contact us through our 24/7 NAA WhatsApp Hotline: +44 7553378431, or email us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk.
"If you are enjoying the podcasts so far please leave a rating/review on Apple or Spotify, this really helps us out, more than you think! Its free and only takes 2 seconds! xx "
SEEYA NEXT WEDNESDAY! X

Vegans Slapped With Steaks, Intercourse With Pizza, Microwaved Socks and much more! Mar 15, 2023

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Expect adult themes accompanied by child like perspectives finished with mellow undertones in this weeks edition of NAA.
Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:
0:47 - The birth of a new podcast.
1:08 - What we have been upto this past week.
7:40 - This weeks shiiii top tip
9:38 - NAA News
19:34 - Storytime
37:49 - Topics
Bit of a shorter episode this week as Rudi's been trying to find a job IRL but back to normal shizz from next week onwards <3
If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Contact us through our 24/7 NAA WhatsApp Hotline: +44 7553378431, or email us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk.
"If you are enjoying the podcasts so far please leave a rating/review on Apple or Spotify, this really helps us out, more than you think! Its free and only takes 2 seconds! xx "

Tommy Fury, Caravan Life, Drug Smuggling, Camel Races and much more! Mar 08, 2023

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We are both feeling fresher this week, so back to the usual biz... Expect adult themes accompanied by child like perspectives finished with mellow undertones in this weeks edition.
Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:
1:01 - What we have been up to this week.
9:02 - Caravan Life and what its like full time.
12:32 - This Weeks Shiiiii Top Tip!
14:27 - NAA News!
31:43 - Storytime!
45:06 - Topics!
If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Contact us through our 24/7 NAA WhatsApp Hotline: +44 7553378431, or email us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk.
"If you are enjoying the podcasts so far please leave a rating/review on Apple or Spotify, this really helps us out, more than you think! Its free and only takes 2 seconds! xx "

COVID-23 Special: Seized Korean Babes, Cheese Toasty Fire, Tiger Tampons and much more! Mar 01, 2023

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This week we are both ill so we decided to make a poorly podcast special, see you on the other side...

Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:
1:04: We basically just moan about being ill for 5 mins.
4:20: This Weeks Shiiii Top Tip!
7:59: NAA NEWS - Some absolute wobblers this week
24:20: STORYTIME! - Some proper dirty stuff with a hint of softness and mellow undertones.
If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Contact us through our 24/7 NAA WhatsApp Hotline: +44 7553378431, or email us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk.
"If you are enjoying the podcasts so far please leave a rating/review on Apple or Spotify, this really helps us out, more than you think! Its free and only takes 2 seconds! xx "

See you next Wednesday! X

UFO Shot Down, Wegovy Jabs, ChatGPT Problems and much more! Feb 22, 2023

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Welcome back to your midweek guilty pleasure! In today's episode, we explore the crazy world of America and how they're coping with the latest UFO/UAP phenomena. Then, we swiftly move on to a woman who shoved a quail egg up...well, you'll have to listen to find out! And there's loads more in store.

We have a new editing suite and will be taking advantage of Apple's spatial audio from this episode onwards. So, expect a whole new feel to your listening experience, with 3D sound design building a picture to our words in a more fun and engaging way! Let us know what you think of the new sound. Your feedback will continuously help us improve, so we can bring you better content for years to come! <3

"If you are enjoying the podcasts so far please leave a rating/review on Apple or Spotify, this really helps us out, more than you think! Its free and only takes 2 seconds! xx "

Here's a breakdown of what to expect in this episode:
1:07 - What we've been up to...
It's Lauren's birthday, so we discuss what we've been up to over the weekend, how we've overeaten, and need to get back on the cardio, and general chitchat.
5:40 - This Week's S*** Top Tip...
Each week, we'll be sharing a S*** top tip from you, the listener.
8:10 - NAA NEWS...
Some of the news this week includes workers falling into chocolate vats, UFO/UAP shot down by American fighter jets, a man who steals over 200,000 creme eggs, weight loss jabs, and much more!
32:55 - Storytime...
Each week, we'll select some of the best stories submitted by you, the listener, and a few we've found ourselves. Some of the stories this week include embarrassing gym classes, pretending not to know what a potato is to girlfriends' parents, and the craziest story we've found to date!
49:30 - Weekly Random Topic Discussion...
Some of the topics include Winnie the Pooh being canceled, ChatGPT, and how it will affect the education system.

If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Contact us through our 24/7 NAA WhatsApp Hotline: +44 7553378431, or email us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk.

See you next Wednesday! X

Andrew Tate Update, Creme Egg Up Bum, Grammys, Lethal Toilet Roll and much more! Feb 15, 2023

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In this week's episode of the podcast, hosts Rudi and Lauren catch up on what they've been up to. Rudi is on the hunt for a delivery driver job as he and Lauren plan to save up before moving to Vietnam. They also share their newfound love for non-alcoholic beers.

4:41
They bring you "This Week's S*** Top Tip", a hilarious segment filled with their usual bad advice.
6:10
NAA News keeps you updated on the latest headlines and bizarre stories, including updates on Andrew Tate, a restaurant fire, and more.

20:30
Lauren takes the lead in the Storytime segment, where she shares some entertaining stories about bad boyfriends, a friend who wants to be knit for free, and more.

41:40
The episode concludes with a thought-provoking discussion on the recent Grammy win by Dave Chappelle, the pushback against Mr. Beast's latest video, the rise of dog attacks in the UK, and Netflix's new policy on account sharing.

- Thank you so much for listening and if you enjoyed it or have any suggestions then please leave a review, good or bad we appreciate all feedback!
If you would like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, Confessions or just wanna chit chat you can do this in person or anonymously - Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk or contact us through our 24/7 NAA Whatsapp Hotline: +44 7553378431
See you next Wednesday! x

Nicola Bulley, Jizzy Jewelry, Goat Man, Psycho Owl, Dad Farts and much more Feb 08, 2023

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In this weeks podcast we embark on an intriguing journey into a world full of secrets and strange tales. We start with the story of The Goat Man and his three-day journey living like a goat. Then, we explore the unique business of Jizzy Jewelry, creating jewelry from men's bodily fluids. After that, we uncover the story of the feared Psycho Owl, causing terror in the West Midlands, we journey into the unknown to uncover the mystery of Nicola Bulley's strange disappearance, And much much more in todays episode!
Your not ready for these wild and extraordinary stories from around the world!
* Thank you so much for listening and if you enjoyed it or have any suggestions then please leave a review, good or bad we appreciate all feedback!
If you would like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, Confessions or just wanna chit chat you can do this in person or anonymously - Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk or contact us through our 24/7 NAA Whatsapp Hotline: +44 7553378431
See you next Wednesday! x

Justin Roiland, Asparagus Fortune Teller, Snot as Lube, Ransomware and much more. Feb 01, 2023

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In this episode, we dive into the bizarre and often humorous aspects of humanity.
Join us as we explore the strange world of Asparagus Fortune Telling, a man who makes a living selling burps in a jar and the tales of two women who had unexpected and uncomfortable experiences during intimate moments.
We'll also touch on the recent news of Justin Roiland leaving Adult Swim. We will delve into the serious topic of ransomware attacks and the difficulties of defending against them.
Thank you so much for listening and if you enjoyed it or have any suggestions then please leave a review, good or bad we appreciate all feedback!
If you would like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, Confessions or just wanna chit chat you can do this in person or anonymously - Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk or contact us through our 24/7 NAA Hotline: +44 7553378431
See you next Wednesday! x

Sex Shops, British Gas, Stray Dildos, Condom Artwork and much more! Jan 25, 2023

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Welcome to the Not An Adult podcast, where hosts Lauren and Rudi share their weekly adventures, struggles, and hilarious anecdotes. Join us as we discuss the latest news and current events, including Andrew Tates arrest and the extension of his bail, a woman's outrageous gas bill, and Prince Harry's ongoing drama with the royal family.

In our storytime segment, we'll take you on a journey through the bizarre and unexpected, including clearing out an entire apartment complex with just a toilet, debating the existence of aura's, and navigating the weirdness of sex shops.

We also have a new segment called "Am I the A**hole?" where we discuss everyday conflicts and ask for your input on who's in the wrong. And don't miss our "Sh!t Top Tips" segment where you, the listener, can submit your best advice and life hacks.

Stay up to date on all things Not An Adult by subscribing to our podcast and following us on Instagram, TikTok, and Youtube @NAAPodcast. And if you have any stories, tips, or feedback, don't hesitate to reach out to us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk.
Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week! x

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