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Ep 85: Perfumes Past Lives? Mar 19, 2025

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Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.

Fragrances Discussed:

Slightly-B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

Encre Noire by Lalique

Attaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Encens Suave by Matiere Premiere

Age of Innocence by Toscovat

Inexcusable Evil by Toscovat

DS & Durga Peanut

Dirty Chocolate, a custom Caspsule Parfum

Glossier You

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Tailor-Made perfume sessions with @capsuleparfumerie

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Ep 84: The Real World: Nose Candy Mar 12, 2025

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Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss.

Fragrances Discussed:

Angel by Mugler

Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani

Coven by Andrea Maack

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Moral Map by Clue

Warm Bulb by Clue

With The Candlestick by Clue

You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

Alguien II by Alguien

Mossy Glen by Villa Erbatium

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Ep 83: Fake A$$ B!tches Mar 05, 2025

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Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Tonka Cola by Mancera

Panettone by Milano Fragranze

Hilde Soliani Sale e Pepe

Hilde Soliani Hot Milk

Santa Maria Novella Tabacco Toscano

Miller Harris Soufflot

Miller Harris Feuilles de Tabac

Baruti Chai

Cafe V by Olympic Orchids

SM Cafe by Strangers Parfumerie

Cachouli by Strangers Parfumerie

Warm Bulb by Clue

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Ep 82: Fragrance Fantasy Feb 26, 2025

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This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Warm Bulb by Clue

Les Cahiers Secrets by Jouissance

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Relique d'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand

Byredo Bibliothèque

M/Mink by Byredo

Animalique by Byredo

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Ile Mythique by Chabaud

Lait et Chocolat by Chabaud

Lait Concentre by Chabaud

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Ep 81: Get Naked (I Got a Plan) Feb 19, 2025

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This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.

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Fragrances Discussed:

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Baccarat Rouge 540

Andrea Maack Pavilion

Comme Des Garcons Marseille

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Essential Faith Perfume

Un Musc by Obvious Parfums

Une Vanille by Obvious Parfums

Une Figue by Obvious Parfums

Debaser by DS and Durga

Fighissimo by Hilde Soliani

Philosykos by Diptyque

Alluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis

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Ep 80: The Brunettepisode Feb 12, 2025

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What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Olene by Diptyque

Child by Susan D. Owens

Green Spell by Eris

Coven by Andrea Maack

Liis Rose Struck

Rien by Etat Libre D’Orange

Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

Aqua de Parma Colonia

Fleur d’Oranger by Serge Lutens

Encense Suave by Matiere Premiere

Ma Nishtana by Prissana

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Ep 79: Pretty Please! Feb 05, 2025

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This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you're a Pretty Mess, too pretty to work, or pretty much over reading this, pretty pretty please will you listen to this ep?

Fragrances Discussed:

Tihota by Indult

Casamorati Lira

Delta of Venus by Eris

Sweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani

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Ep 78: Eau de Eraserhead Jan 29, 2025

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This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!

Fragrances Discussed:

Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere

Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Celine Black Tie

Another 13 by Le Labo

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Erba Pura by Xerjoff

Secretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'Orange

Bois de Balincourt by Maison Louis Marie

Arsalan by Prin

Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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Ep 77: Surprises and Disappointments Jan 22, 2025

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Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Davidoff Cool Water

CK be

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere

Jo Malone Red Roses

Serge Lutens La Fille De Berlin

Rauque by Roberto Greco

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Tocadilly by Tocade

La Religieuse by Serge Lutens

Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens

Chergui by Serge Lutens

L'Eau Serge Lutens

L'Eau d'Hermès

Estée Lauder Aramis

Fracas by Robert Piguet

Acqua di Gio

Fille de Joie Serge Lutens

Rose Highland by Jorum Studio

Les Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum

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Ep 76: 2025 Trend Forecast Jan 09, 2025

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It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!

Fragrances Discussed:

Clue Warm Bulb

d'Annam white rice

Diptyque Eau Papier

Santal Basmati by Affinessence

Andrea Maack Ceramic

Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie

Liquide Imaginaire Blanche Bête

Bianco Latte by by Giardini Di Toscana

Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascese

Naomi Goodsir Corpus Equus

Naomi Goodsir Iris Cendré

l'Attesa by Masque Milano

Calvin Klein Escape

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

Fantomas by Nasomatto

Adidas Moves

Andrea Maack Osmo

Room 1015 Wavechild

Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi

Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jo Malone Red Roses

Zing by Andrea Maack

Child by Susan D. Owens

Olene by Diptyque

Comme des Garcons Marseille

J-Scent Paper Soap

J-Scent Yawahada

J'Adore Dior

Serge Luttens Fleur D'Oranger

Acqua Di Parma Colonia

Neroli Portofino by Tom Ford

Borneo by Serge Lutens

Poivre Noire by Serge Lutens

Slightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli

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