Nobody's Listening, Right?

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244 - Coffee Is Complicated Oct 28, 2026

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Coffee is dividing the house! Elizabeth can’t live without it and Andy is worried he can’t live with it. Also: job interviews, scary bosses, dating in the workplace, “one’s to watch” and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:56 Mahjong Update

10:12 Coffee Problems

17:55 Coffee And ADHD

20:59 Cure Hydration

22:39 Ad Break 1: Larinco Gum

24:12 The Coffee Dilemma

26:38 Elizabeth's Alcohol Consumption

31:34 Coffee vs Alcohol vs Dessert

38:38 Ad Break 2

40:48 Job Interview Time

45:27 Scary Boss

56:27 Dating In The Workplace

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243 - Emasculating Eyebrows Oct 21, 2026

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth goes ham on Andy’s eyebrows, hummingbirds wink once again, aging comes with responsibilities, and the future looks bright! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:50 Steven King

04:24 Andy Feels Emasculated

07:13 On Camera Talent

11:26 Alexander Hamilton Cooper

11:50 Girls Is Coming Back

13:09 Prince & Ani Difranco

16:01 A Nice Sign

22:44 Lost In Translation

24:39 Warby Parker

26:59 Jones Road

29:02 Balzac

34:48 Aging & Grooming

35:51 Laser Skin Treatments

40:06 Spectacles and Death

45:47 Lola Blankets

47:40 Average Life Expectancy

47:56 Neanderthal Murder

51:16 So Much Dumber

52:54 C-Sections & Caesar

54:15 The Future Is Bright

01:01:31 Political Question

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242 - Passion Oct 14, 2026

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This week on NLR: Passion is in the air, a bus mystery captures Andy’s imagination, Elizabeth is worried she tried crack, and schools in France aren’t helping anyone clean up the glass. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:30 Parasocial Pimple Buddies

03:44 Relationship Games

05:38 Pilot G2 .38mm

06:41 Playful Rivalry

07:41 Mystery On The Bus

18:41 Remi

20:45 Independent Children

27:00 Hot Coffee Documentary

32:09 Bus Ride

36:56 Goodr

38:44 Healthcare Around The World

42:02 High On Smells

47:44 Smell Memories

48:12 Passion

52:47 The Relationship Flow

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241 - A HUGE Pimple Problem Oct 07, 2026

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth brings a new HUGE friend to the pod, Andy is sick of the chit’n and chat’n, Nepo Babies triumph, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France.

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:06 We Are Doing OK

03:37 Joyful French People

06:32 Life Is A Dream

08:01 Pimple Problems

12:43 Cystic Acne

14:38 It's Called A Dresser

19:53 Will Smith

22:20 Jones Road

24:42 Honeylove

26:44 Don't Sleep On Nepo Babies

32:36 Imposter Syndrome

40:41 French Class

47:46 One Skin

49:17 Don't Talk In Class

53:16 Is Swiss A Language

57:47 Protests In France

01:06:40 Hand Dryers

01:10:26 Andy The Germaphobe

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240 - Trapped In A Horror Film Sep 30, 2026

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This week on NLR: The wine flows, Andy is trapped in a French school cafeteria, Elizabeth escapes a real-life horror film in Paris, the ballroom vogue scene is amazing, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

Check out Elizabeth’s Substack!

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:29 Now We're Cooking With Gas

02:41 Vegan Wine

03:06 Wine Tasting

03:56 Wine Bladders

06:01 Mead

06:38 Old School Canteens

06:58 Sleep-away Camp

07:55 Yucky Wine

08:21 When To Drink Sweet Wine

09:47 All Gas

11:47 Andy Goes Back To School

16:08 Funky Smell

23:01 Goodr

24:32 Like A Horror Movie

30:53 Andy Goes Back To School

34:00 Not A PTA Meeting

41:27 Remi

43:35 Bathroom Etiquette

48:44 Handwashing

50:51 Paris Vogue Ball

01:01:06 Lisa Stansfield - All Around The World

01:01:56 Elizabeth's Soundtrack

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239 - Onion Rings Solved! Sep 23, 2026

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This week on NLR: A great onion ring debate is settled, acronyms abound, Andy’s going back to school, Elizabeth is imagining her funeral, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

Thanks to our episode sponsors:

LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.

WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

Support NLR

Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

Check out Elizabeth’s Substack!

Find us on Instagram

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Chapters:

00:41 Intro

01:53 Perpetually Sick

05:27 Lou Gehrig's disease ALS

06:00 acronym

09:05 SCUBA

09:38 CAPTCHA

10:35 SNAFU and FUBAR

11:35 Maura Higgins

13:01 Rachel McAdams

13:46 Irish Pub Goals

14:12 Onion Rings

20:23 Imagining Your Funeral

23:11 Lola Blankets

28:17 A Letter To My Wife

31:36 Happy Birthday Elizabeth

32:46 Andy Goes Back To School

39:01 Elizabeth's Free Time

40:26 Woman And True Crime Documentaries

43:39 Widow's Bay

52:26 You Don't Have Hobbies

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238 - Last Dying Wish Sep 16, 2026

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This week on NLR: An old French man has a very specific (American) wish, both Elizabeth and Andy have fashion goals, therapists need their own therapists, plastic lasts a very long time, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Support NLR

Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:45 Dopamine Dressing

04:03 Andy Needs An Outfit

08:11 What To Wear In Paris

13:08 Glamour Gals

15:34 Ad Break: GOODR

17:16 A Dying Wish

27:11 Brazilian Bathing Suit Culture

35:22 Ad Break: Honeylove

37:01 What Would A Lawyer Think?

39:15 Therapist Ethics

40:28 Cooking With Gas

42:13 UTIs In Old Age

44:21 Dark Fables

51:28 The Great Pyramid Of Giza

54:27 You Docent Say

01:01:24 Plastic Half-life

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237 - This Lady Don’t Know Sheet(s) Sep 09, 2026

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth suffers a 1,000 thread-count humiliation, Andy is not having elective IV drips, relationship tensions ease, and the 7 wonders of the world are wonderful? It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:14 Matching Outfits

03:01 Epic Party

07:49 Hangover IV's

11:04 Relationship Tension

13:37 The Cure in Bordeaux

18:13 Ad Break 1: Larineco

20:02 Elizabeth Is Bullied

21:23 Sheets Drama

38:27 Ad Break 2: Remi

40:37 Lush Invented The Bath Bomb

43:53 No Rush Here

47:09 Why Mars?

53:10 The 7 Wonders Of The World

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236 - A Broken Arm & Business Class Sep 02, 2026

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth heads to Boston for a wedding and snacks, Andy has lost his swagger, the first visit to a French hospital as expats, hype-men are helpful, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:39 Amazing Comment

01:39 A Crush

02:10 Lost Swagger

04:22 First French Hospital Visit

17:02 No Gloves No Problem

20:10 Bellbottoms Are Back

24:00 Dutch Oven Dilemma

27:41 Ad Break: OneSkin

29:31 R.I.P. Dolly

34:36 Natalie Harp

38:31 Enthusiasm & Creativity

42:36 Capitalism Is A Bummer

44:07 Yes Men

48:00 Back To America

54:08 Elizabeth Upgrades

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235 - Elizabeth's First Fight in France Aug 26, 2026

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth pulls out a can of French-whoop-ass, Andy is put on trial, Dogs get in the way of dating, expat life is feeling surreal, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Join Patreon for bonus episodes!

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