No Such Thing As A Fish

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No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine Oct 11, 2019

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Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.

No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian Oct 04, 2019

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.
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No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport Sep 27, 2019

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.
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No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven Sep 20, 2019

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Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.
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No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi Sep 13, 2019

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly called The Information Mine.
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No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall Sep 06, 2019

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Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.
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No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones Aug 30, 2019

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Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.
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No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow Aug 23, 2019

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Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.
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No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew Aug 16, 2019

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Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.

No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow Aug 09, 2019

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Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.