No Plus Ones

Ass Funyon Jan 03, 2023

The boys are back to talk music (briefly) movies (mostly) and Dan's impressions (not nearly enough).

Live from Chicago Nov 21, 2022

Dan was in town for his big book event so we recorded in person. I don't remember what we talked about at all. Funny how that goes.

Death Rider In The House Of Podcast Oct 26, 2022

For this very special Halloween episode of No Plus Ones we talk about the most horrifying things we can imagine: a new album rollout, a festival canceled because of wind, and a very bad Danzig movie.

The MGK Cinematic Experience Oct 07, 2022

Did you know Machine Guny Kelly made a movie? No, not that documentary, an actual movie. He wrote and directed it! We watched it! We lose our minds!

Adam Levine Coffin Flop Sep 23, 2022

The old lady on the telly died, the guy from the band sexted, and Danzing said some dumb things. That's an episode of No Plus Ones for ya!

Powerful Emo Music Aug 30, 2022

We took last week off because we had nothing to talk about and oh boy that was a great decision. This week we've got powerful emo music, the AI rapper that got canceled, some person who is writing a record about staying up late, and Dan introduces a New Guy.

Screamo Apology Tour Aug 09, 2022

The boys are back to talk about screamo guys of all ages doing dumb stuff and saying dumb stuff, we cut some weird promos, and we fully dissociate by the end of the episode. Quality content!

Emo Week Brainstorm Jul 26, 2022

We are back once again to plumb the depths of our stupidity for your enjoyment! We brainstorm some ideas for emo week, Dan takes a covid test, maybe something else happens? I don't know, you listen to it and then tell us what we talked about.

Baz Luhrmann's No Plus Ones Jul 12, 2022

After a big ol' break, we're back to talk about movies, dumb things in music, and stick around for an EXCLUSIVE interview with a very special guest who loves new york hardcore and hates vaccines!

Big Thief ft. Island Boys Jun 14, 2022

We're back to talk about that mess Big Thief stepped in, bad Father's Day cards, and the hole in the wall that will s*** your d***. No, not that one. The other one.

6/10 woke meme May 31, 2022

We're back to talk about Elon, t-shirts, p*ss, and our spec script for Encino Man 2.

Indie-Rock Celebrity Death Match May 10, 2022

We're back and not really sure what we're doing here. Some talk about movies and music and, most importantly, BEEF!!!

Nochella Apr 19, 2022

The big festival in the desert happened this weekend and we…weren't there. So we talk about it and sodas and movies and if Garfield is Italian. Podcast!

Very Competent Grammy Recap Apr 05, 2022

After music's biggest night we're here to recap the show we didn't watch. Dan also busts out all his famous impressions which are worth the price of admission here (free)

Italian Law School Mar 22, 2022

There's a thing we forgot to talk about last time that Dan has been holding onto for two week and, boy, does it ever show! Some stories about Seth Rogen, goths at a diner, the cup, and so much more.

Mitski Mommy Mar 08, 2022

We went to some shows and oh my god people who go to shows are freaks. Including us. Also, Dan got The Cup™

The Mighty Mighty Antibodies Feb 22, 2022

Ska goes anti-vax, Dan takes on Robocop, and we make a SHOCKING discovery at the end of the episode that derails the whole thing.

Jackass Coin Feb 08, 2022

There's a new Jackass movie and also some NFT bros did something stupid so we're back to talk about truly the dumbest parts of existence.

When We Were No Plus Ones Jan 25, 2022

We asked you all to do some dumb stuff and by god you provided. The big dumb emo fest, the big dumb band breakup, the big dumb millionaries fighting, and so on.

First is the Worst Jan 11, 2022

Hoo boy! We're back and everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Bad audio, crashing Zoom chats, and even more dumb stuff abounds. We'll get better next time.

Ending On A Low Note Dec 21, 2021

It's the end of the year so we're doing the thing that everyone is doing: sort of talking about the best music of the year! And we get into a big ol' fight but who cares, whatever!

Thunder in the Night: A Gared O'Donnell Tribute Nov 30, 2021

Last week, news broke that Gared O'Donnell, frontman for Planes Mistaken For Stars, had died. So instead of our normal nonsense, we put decided to talk about Gared's impact on our little music world. We even had some friends call in and tell stories and share memories about Gared. Planes forever.

Non-Fungible Episode Nov 16, 2021

You demanded it, we begrudgingly listened. This week we return to talk about a whole bunch of dumb things, like NFTs and that woman in that brass band pissing on that guy. Dan also makes David suffer cruel indignities, because Dan's famous now.

Dan's Book Tour Media Training Sep 28, 2021

Did you guys know that Dan wrote a book called Sellout and it's coming out in October? Did you know you can order your copy at sellout.biz? In advance of his worldwind publicity tour, we gave him some media training. It went…fine.

Dorito-flavored episode Sep 14, 2021

Did you get the vaccine and then your balls got way too big? If so, this episode is for you. There's also a Chip Controversy and talks of reunions and, honestly, who knows what else.

Kissfork Media Sep 01, 2021

Listen, I'm going to be totally honest here and just say that I'm not really sure what this episode is about. Every week we get further from sanity and that's just gonna be what it is.

Somebody Stop Us! Aug 18, 2021

No, seriously. Please stop us. We mostly talk movies and Letterboxd scores and maybe seeing live shows but, also, maybe just staying home and watching bad movies?

Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' Aug 03, 2021

Against all odds, here we are, in the year of our lord, talking about Limp Bizkit. We talk about them being a bad band, defend them against stupid accusations, and, most importantly, jump da fuck up!!!!

The 25 Greatest Albums From the Last 25 Years Jul 21, 2021

P*tchfork asked their readers to submit their 25 favorite albums from the past 25 years and we decided to just steal that prompt and run with it. But we also didn't do a ton of research so we just fire blindly with albums that we like. If you disagree go ahead and cancel us online, it's fine.

People Magazine-Core Jul 06, 2021

Once again, we talk about some very inane things, like what is pop-punk and that guy who just asks questions on twitter 50 times a day. Dan gets apoplectic at the end.

New Episode ft. WOMAN Jun 22, 2021

Old punks touring with that one ska band over and over to say they value diversity, movies are too expensive, and Dan gets silenced for his controversial takes. Real grab bag of an episode here.

Emo Night Fallujah Jun 08, 2021

Our weekly rage dump returns to talk about chicken sandwiches, emo nights, and…I don't know something else, probably.

We're Still Doing the Pod May 25, 2021

Can you believe we're still doing this thing? Well, we are, and this week Dan and David are talking internet loons, festivals, the best Simpsons episode, and why you should buy 20 copies of Dan's book just in case. Typing that out makes this sound like a real mess but, honestly, who cares.

The Return of the Return of the Pod May 11, 2021

Dan and David are back to talk about the big dumb idiots again! Plus, other dumb idiots, ska revival talk, and should there be an Operation Ivy reunion?

Back From The Grave Apr 27, 2021

The boys (Dan and David) are back in town (podcasting).

Albums of the Year, Part Three: The Music We Hated Most Dec 19, 2018

In our final episode of 2018, we talked about all the things that didn't float our boats. We drop the hammer on quite a few records, and we're not sure how any of those bands are going to recover from that. To quote our dear friend Jay Sherman, "It stinks!"

Albums of the Year, Part Two: Hardcore, Metal, and Loud Things Dec 03, 2018

This year, well, things get a little loud. In the second week of our Albums of the Year series, we touch on the heavy stuff, be it hardcore, metal, punk, or something that falls in between those genres. Lots of good stuff to be had here, so dig in, baby.

Albums of the Year, Part One: Indie, Rock, and Other Such Things Nov 28, 2018

Lots of good records came out this year and we talk about some of them here, mostly of the indie and rock variety. We also talk about how bad the new Smashing Pumpkins album is and Dan makes a pretty good mashup that will haunt your dreams.

No Plus Ones is for the children Nov 12, 2018

Dan embarrassed himself real bad in front of the Wu-Tang Clan and about 400 other people and we rehashed his nightmare in great detail. We also talked about Enter the 36 Chambers, an album that rules.

No Disrespect Oct 31, 2018

In this week's episode, we talk about how Dan hates dogs, that new Queen movie, some records, and other stuff. And of course, no disrespect, capiche?

Tom Delonge Part Deux Oct 23, 2018

Our good buddy Tom has seem to had some trouble with money and we wanted to show him our support. That is, until a trip to the bathroom sends things off the rails.

No Plus Ones Comeback Special Oct 17, 2018

WE'RE BACK! After taking most of the year off to focus on our other podcast, Shore Thing: A Podcast About Pauly Shore, we've decided it's time to get back to No Plus Ones. We catch up, talk about what we did during our time off, and all the shitty old punks who continue to be colossal disappointments.

Tom DeLonge: Do Aliens Exist? Jan 22, 2018

In this episode, we do a deep-dive on Tom DeLonge and his history with aliens. We cover it all, that blink-182 song about aliens, his books we haven't read, the new academy of arts and sciences. This one is for the conspiracy theorists.

We also make an announcement about the podcast itself. Meta.

Dan and David's Albums of the Year Dec 18, 2017

You've heard from the experts, now listen to two blowhards talk about the other records that came out this year. We talk about everything we liked and some things we disliked. So if you're in need of a podcast that sees two fools talking about everything from The Menzingers and Rancid to LCD Soundsystem and Eminem, this one's for you.

Albums of the Year with Jamie Coletta of SideOneDummy Dec 11, 2017

Jamie Coletta is a publicist to the stars and the person behind all your favorite bands at SideOneDummy. We had her come on to explain what it means for a band to get their record on a year-end list, and we also chat about some of her favorite releases this year.

Albums of the Year with Emma Garland Dec 04, 2017

This week, we welcome the great writer Emma Garland onto the show to talk about Lil Peep, Charly Bliss, Sheer Mag, and plenty of other things. We also discuss a hot new podcast idea because, boy, we just love to podcast.

Albums of the Year with Jeremy Bolm of Touche Amore Nov 27, 2017

You know him, you love him, he's Jeremy Bolm of Touche Amore, Hesitation Wounds, and Secret Voice records. This week, we're talking about some of our favorite heavy records, as well as a few lighter ones for good measure.

Albums of the Year with Steven Hyden Nov 20, 2017

As we begin the march toward year-end content, we're talking about Albums of the Year with esteemed guests who have unique takes on that subject. This week, we're joined by Steven Hyden of Uproxx, the Celebration Rock podcast, and the book You're Favorite Band is Killing Me. We talk about big rock records, the runaway hits, and plenty more.

Danica Roem and Justin Brannan's Big Wins (With Spencer Ackerman) Nov 10, 2017

We're back with, believe it or not, some good news this week. Spencer Ackerman, the national security reporter for the Daily Beast, joins us to talk about a couple small political victories. In Virginia, Danica Roem, a trans woman and vocalist for the metal band Cab Ride Home, beat her opponent handily, and in Brooklyn, Justin Brannan of Indecision and Most Precious Blood became a city councilman. Join us as we talk politics, like that other podcast with the chapstick or whatever.

Low-energy Fest Itinerary Oct 24, 2017

Heading to Gainesville this weekend for The Fest? Well, we aren't, but we figured you'd want to hear our advice about who to see based on name alone. We also talk about clowns a fair deal, as is customary.

X The Jud Jud Episode X Oct 08, 2017

[extremely youth of today voice] WE'RE BACK

Dan's been teasing this article David wrote for a while so we talk about it. This is the Jud Jud episode. (We also talk about Dave Coulier a lot because we have questions, okay?)

The Riot Fest VIP experience Sep 25, 2017

Dan and David went to Riot Fest and, being such huge celebrities, were treated, not just to the VIP experience, but the VVIP experience. This episode features interviews with other celebs, such as Brendan Kelly and Chris McCaughan of The Lawrence Arms, Evan Weiss of Into It. Over It. and Pet Symmetry, Vanessa Burt of Fat Wreck Chords, Sue Werner of War on Women, David Kelling of Culture Abuse, Toby Jeg and Daisy Dempsey of Red Scare Records, and Seton O'Connor of the Dan Patrick Show. We also talk about the Jawbreaker reunion, Prophets of Rage, and being such famous celebs.

The Crime Podcast Sep 18, 2017

Crime podcasts are all the rage so Dan and David get in on that action. They talk about shoplifting, the guy from Quicksand getting arrested for shoplifting, and Riot Fest. CRIME!

The Norm Show with Mikey Erg Sep 11, 2017

This week, Mikey Erg explains why Norm Macdonald is his favorite comedian of all time. We talk about our favorite Norm bits, Norm's weird memoir, and the movie Dirty Work.

Ranking breakfast chains with Jordan Hudkins of Rozwell Kid Sep 05, 2017

After a week where we got really upset about Taylor Swift we decided to cool down and invite our friend Jordan Hudkins of the rock 'n' roll band Rozwell Kid on the podcast. Not only that, we let him pick the topic. And, surprising no one, he picked breakfast. We rank the breakfast chains, talks about bagels, and learn how dumb old Dan Ozzi got food poisoning.

Taylor Is Over! (If You Want It): The Taylor Swift episode Aug 28, 2017

Listen, we didn't want to have to do this. But here we are, talking about Taylor Swift's new song "Look What You Made Me Do," the press cycle for her new album Reputation, and the many pointless feuds she's had (Kanye West, Katy Perry, probably someone else). Is Taylor basically Donald Trump for the music world? Listen to find out. We also get really frustrated the end and just talking about good things we like. So it's not all bad, I guess.

Jawbreaker the reunion and Jawbreaker the movie Aug 21, 2017

To Dan's eternal confusion, David flew to San Francisco to see the band Jawbreaker play. We talk about that, the movie Jawbreaker, and lots of other movies because this is a film podcast now. If you've been looking for a podcast where people half-heartedly argue about Jawbreaker's best album, this one's for you.

Talking Warped Tour with War on Women's Shawna Potter Aug 14, 2017

On this week's episode, Dan and David talk with Shawna Potter, the lead singer of War On Women. This summer, the band headed out on the Warped Tour to spread their message, and we caught up with her to hear how that went, what she thinks of the Warped Tour, and what purpose it serves in 2017.

Smash Mouth Memes, Explained with Annalise Domenighini Aug 07, 2017

No one loves memes like Annalise Domenighini, so we had her on the podcast to explain the greatest meme of them all: Smash Mouth's "All Star." THE INTERNET!

Ep. 10: Track premieres, baby! (Critical Acclaim) Jul 31, 2017

In this episode, Dan and David discuss the topic on the minds of approximately four people: Track premieres. What value is there to have songs premiered on various websites, does anyone actually like them or is it just a marketing ploy? We talk about that, what we enjoy about music writing, and read some quotes from an interview with Coolio.

Ep. 9: Gary Suarez, writer (Critical Acclaim) Jul 24, 2017

Gary Suarez is a writer for Forbes, Noisey, Vinyl My Please, and many other places. He's got a rich knowledge of everything from hip-hop to metal, and he knows the intricacies of the music business more than most writers. Here, he talks to Dan and David about the internet, the lack of negative criticism, and what good has come of all the changes in music journalism over the past few years.

Ep. 8: Mish Barber-Way of White Lung (Critical Acclaim) Jul 17, 2017

White Lung's Mish Barber-Way joins Dan and David to discuss what it's like being both a writer and musician, and how one pursuit informs the other. They discuss the state of music journalism, how the internet has changed music criticism, and how it's much more interesting to write about sex workers instead of musicians. You know, the normal stuff we usually discuss on this podcast.

Ep. 7: Ian Cohen, writer (Critical Acclaim) Jul 10, 2017

Ian Cohen is a freelance writer who has been published everywhere from Pitchfork to Spin to Noisey. Here, he joins Dan and David to discuss the role of music criticism in 2017, what it's like to draw flack from the artists you cover, and how music journalism has changed in his two decades in the profession. Strap in, this one gets nerdy.

Ep. 6: Brian Fallon of The Gaslight Anthem (Critical Acclaim) Jul 05, 2017

Brian Fallon of The Gaslight Anthem joins us to kick off our second series, Critical Acclaim. Here, we explore how musicians, critics, and the people who fall into both cambs deal with music journalists, harsh reviews, and constant online criticism. In the series opener, Brian talks about The Gaslight Anthem's journey, from The 59 Sound turning his band into Punknews darlings—and nabbing a glowing review on Pitchfork (we've never heard of it either)—to getting torn apart by seemingly everyone. Dive in as Brian spills trade secrets, like how major labels don't actually care what Pitchfork has to say about anything…

One-Off Episode: Pete Wentz's Wikipedia Deep Dive Jun 30, 2017

In this one-off episode of No Plus Ones, Dan and David go deep into the wilderness that is Pete Wentz's Wikipedia page. If you've ever wanted to hear two people discuss all the readily available information on Mr. Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, this episode is for you.

Ep. 5: Billy Werner of Saetia (Reunion Show) Jun 26, 2017

Billy Werner of Saetia and Hot Cross talks to Dan and David about why he hasn't gotten Saetia back together. He explains why the band's decided to stay in the past, even as their discography has gotten newly reissued by Jeremy Bolm of Touche Amore, and why hardcore should always be moving forward.

Ep. 4: Chase Igliori, American Football's Manager (Reunion Show) Jun 19, 2017

Chase Igliori is the Manager of American Football, Cap'n Jazz, Owen, and other bands not related to Mike or Tim Kinsella. In this episode, he talks to Dan and David about how he helped American Football get back together and put out a second record. Chase tells us what makes a successful reunion happen, and why others don't live up to all the hype. We also talk a lot of shit on Knapsack (sorry Knapsack).

Ep. 3: Jordan Blilie of The Blood Brothers (Reunion Show) Jun 12, 2017

In this episode, Jordan Blilie of The Blood Brothers talks with Dan and David about their short-lived reunion. The band got back together for a brief stint of touring before putting it to bed, so Blilie explains why they did it and, more importantly, why they didn't want to make new music.

Ep. 2: Elena de Soto of Wrecking Ball fest (Reunion Show) Jun 05, 2017

In this episode, Dan and David talked to Elena de Soto, one half of the team behind Atlanta's Wrecking Ball festival. She talks about how she got Thursday to reunite, how important it is for a fest to book reunion acts, and what bands she'll always be putting offers in for.

Ep. 1: David Sandstrom of Refused (Reunion Show) Jun 04, 2017

In the first episode of No Plus Ones, Dan and David talk to David Sandström, the drummer of Refused, about getting paid $500,000 to play Coachella, making new music with his old band, the legacy of The Shape of Punk to Come, and what the future holds for Refused.

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