Stay ConnectedWelcome to No Parental Guidance, the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud podcast from Fabulous, that’s the antidote to the impossibly perfect world of Instagram parenting. Hosted by the brilliantly funny Louise Boyce and Hannah East, No Parental Guidance
is a safe space for real mums to talk openly and hilariously about the chaos, guilt, and of course joys of parenthood.
Welcome to Episode 14 with the hilarious stand-up comedian and single mum, Harriet Kemsley! Harriet joins us to talk all things co-parenting, getting back into the dating game after divorce, and how a tarot card reading led her to uncover a truly bizarre piece of emotional baggage (ahem, a plaster cast of her ex-husband's penis) behind her sofa.
Harriet discusses how she manages her dyspraxia, her fear of bananas and the challenges of co-parenting styles, arguing that sometimes it's simply better to handle things by text than in person.
The conversation is packed with funny and honest moments, including swapping stories about chaotic parenting fails, the weirdest things we've bought at 3 AM on Amazon (like fake poo and fake parking tickets), and that unforgettable time Louise's husband found a grenade in their garden and had to call the bomb squad!
It's an episode filled with chaos, laughter, and ultimate honesty about single mum life.
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From Supermodel to Super-Dad, David Gandy spills the tea on labour, admitting he channeled his inner Dr. Doug Ross (George Clooney's character in ER), stole the midwife's chair, and even filmed the birth, yes, including the "business end" and head crowning!
He makes a powerful point about men needing to better understand women's hormones and how important this is for expectant fathers.
We discuss the universal parent struggle, the quest for a moment of peace! David just wants 20 minutes alone on the loo, but his kids are master door-unlockers!
In this must-watch episode, David joins Louise and Hannah to reveal the hilarious, unfiltered, and surprisingly relatable truth about fatherhood.
Plus, the Usual Chaos: Louise shares her perimenopause brain fails (like forgetting a ballet pick-up and forgetting names), Hannah talks about planning a birthday party with comedians, and Hannah confesses her all-time parenting fail involving her son, a pen, and a split lip.
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Former Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt opens up on the hilarious chaos of motherhood, from the moment her postman found her toddler to the time she got baby poop right in the face.
She also spills the tea on her incredible X-Factor comeback 7 weeks after a C-section alongside Nicole Scherzinger, Ashley Roberts, and all the Dolls.
She opens up about childbirth and parenting all while being part of one of the biggest girl groups of all time. Going from touring, to having her toddler tantrums and diaper disasters. You won't want to miss this incredibly honest chat about the messy, wonderful truth of motherhood.
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Superstar television presenter and former Big Brother host Davina McCall comes to the No Parental Guidance studio to reveal her birth stories, parenting fails and to remind us that it's OK to poo while giving birth. It was, in fact, encouraged by her midwife.
The superstar presenter and broadcasting powerhouse tells us what it's like to have brought up 3 children who are now grown up and fleeing the nest. How has she been able to balance the success of an extensive career with maternity leave we hear you ask? Only have children in September.
If you're LIVE with Big Brother, please do not swear. Big Mother on the other hand, has a mouth like a toilet! Davina admits she is an absolute potty mouth off camera. But as Louise admits, swearing comes with the territory of being a parent.
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Join us as we dive into the hilariously relatable chaos of parenting. This week, Hannah tells us about the supermarket row that nearly ended her 12 year relationship! Plus Louise tells us when potty training her then toddler peed in a very expensive vintage car, to the mortifying moment her child announced "we have nits!" in a crowded hairdressers.
We also get into all your parenting fails and struggles including the drama of toddler tantrums, teeth brushing, and the never-ending fight against head lice.
Whether you’ve dealt with a manky school bear or debated using baby reigns, this episode is a reminder that we’re all just trying to survive the parenting journey, one chaotic moment at a time.
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Join us for a hilarious and all-too-relatable chat with the brilliant Anna Williamson, a renowned TV presenter and dating expert from 'Celebs Go Dating' and a fellow parent!
We're getting real about the chaos of family life, from heated school WhatsApp group discussions to the mental load of managing schedules. Anna shares her own parenting triumphs and fails, including a side-splitting story about her daughter's public tantrum and her forgetful moment postpartum. We’ve all been there!
Anna tells us the realities of juggling work and family life. plus dealing with a sassy 6 year old, and the importance of date nights with our partners and keeping the romance alive.Get ready for some truly honest talk about the struggles of the summer holidays, how happy we are that it’s back to school season!
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Join Hannah East and Louise Boyce for a laugh-out-loud BONUS episode packed with stretch mark hacks (don’t try this at home!), Spanx secrets (yes, you’ve been wearing them wrong), and the funniest parenting fails yet!
Expect full-on football mum chaos, epic fails in toddler dummy weaning, and the awkward reality of teenage daughters finding things they shouldn’t in your underwear drawer.
It’s a bumper episode of real motherhood, parenting fails, and unfiltered laughs you won’t want to miss.
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Ever wonder what it's really like to be a mum of six? This week, Hannah East & Louise Boyce are joined by Tara Greer (@MeetTheGreers ) a mum of six from Birmingham, who shares her unfiltered truth about life with a big family. From managing the endless washing to the organised chaos of packing for a family holiday, she reveals how she keeps it all together.
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Hannah & Louise are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and star of The Mash Report, Rachel Parris. As a mum of a 3-year-old, Rachel knows all about tantrums, toddler chaos, and the joys (and disasters) of parenting while trying to juggle a busy career.
They dive into the reality of surviving the 9-week summer holidays, from spending a fortune on kids clubs to the bittersweet truth of spending a fortune on family holidays only to end up sharing a room with all your kids. Do we all just end up drinking wine in the bathroom?
Expect chat about kids refusing bedtime, Louise’s trip to Turkey with the in-laws, Hannah’s husband ruptured appendix drama. Rachel also opens up about her own parenting journey, from navigating toddler tantrums, relying on her teenage step-kids as babysitters, and wrestling with maternal instincts.
She shares stories about wanting her child to share her love of music, the shock of the school run look vs. glam night out transformations, and what happens when your kid doesn’t even recognise you dressed up.
The conversation also takes some hilarious detours with Hannah’s swimming lesson mishaps, Louise’s kids hijacking her phone and going live, and yes… the infamous kids pooing in the street moment.
This is parenting, raw and unfiltered: messy, chaotic, funny, and very, very real.
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Join Hannah and Louise for another round of hilarious parenting fails! In this episode, Hannah shares the mortifying story of having morning sickness at royal invitation to Windsor Castle.
The chaos doesn't stop there, as Louise dives into the shocking moments her kids started saying swear words and the absolute disaster of trying to take a family photo.
You'll hear all about Hannah's very personal lingerie shoot on her wedding day, their weirdest pregnancy cravings, and what they’ve both done in the rage of hormones. As always, it's an unfiltered look at motherhood, the good, the bad, and the utterly cringe-worthy. You won't want to miss this!
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