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Halloween 2021 - The Ring Pop Job - Pocket Podcast Potluck Oct 31, 2021

It's the Pocket Podcast Potluck and for our dish, we've brought you a huge dish of candy. That's acceptable, right?

Please enjoy our annual Halloween episode GM'd by Britty and starring a cast of candy creature criminals!

Check out Lazers and Feelings here.

Check out Honey Heist here

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Foley Is Back by Frank Schröter

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Ep. 37 - Communion of the Rockstar Dec 04, 2020

Picking up immediately where we left off last time, the Magic Assholes witness a communion that has interesting results, create a spectral kelpie, and have a nice conversation with the Bodega Cat. All in a day's work.

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“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Halloween 2020 - Welcome to Bat Yale Oct 31, 2020

The hallowed halls of Bat Yale welcome you as we play our annual Halloween one-shot DM'd by Britty!

Co-written by Britty Lea and Colorado Brown

Special thanks to Caroline McKinnon, John S. Quinn-Puerta, and Chandler Rae for playtesting!

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1000 Words by Philip Rice

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Falling by Philip Rice

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Loop Paket 0006 by Sascha Ende

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Ep. 36 - The Revival Comes to Town Oct 02, 2020

Special thanks to the lovely Christine Savage for voicing Coriander! Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries!

The Magic Assholes take far too long to let a friend inside...which unfortunately is not a metaphor.

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Inspirational Piano by Rafael Krux

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Ep. 35 - 40 Years Gone Sep 04, 2020

The gang goes toe to toe with a ghost which has immediate and dire consequences. They learn more about the Lich Queen's cruel actions, Perry forgives her sister, and Ixen and Saoirse have a heart to heart.

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“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta
Midnight Piano by WinnieTheMoog

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Loop Paket 0001 by Sascha Ende

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Greta Sting by Kevin MacLeod

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Sheltered Swan by Sascha Ende

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Show Swap 2020 - You Wouldn't Steal a Lich with Green Mountain Mysteries Aug 07, 2020

It's the Show Swap Special!

Boy howdy, you're in for a treat - it's those goobers from Green Mountain Mysteries, playing in the No Dice space for a change! There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that this could go wrong.

The gang takes an assignment from the legendary Erris Dawnforge as the first test run of the Pact of the Lich... mostly because they were the first four to be recruited. Can this band of necromancers work together (and not kill each other) long enough to recover a fabled treasure? Chan is a boatomancer, Duram has his priorities straight, Messala monologues a LOT, and Salemla is the subject of frequent confusion.

Starring Christine Savage as Salemla Kamarile, Darius Southland as Duram Drazal, Gwen Vetter as Chan Ared, Thom Freitag as Messala Saine, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. Adventure written by Daniel Bookhoop.

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Ep. 34 - Definitely Not Haunted Jul 03, 2020

The gang gets the grand tour of their new digs and discovers that something isn't quite right...it's definitely not a ghost though.

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“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Ghosts by Sascha Ende

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Ep. 33 - Get Back on the Horse Jun 12, 2020

Special thanks to the lovely Christine Savage for voicing Coriander! Listen to Green Mountain Mysteries!

Sometimes you have to leave the bodega that only exists in the dream plane and go out to fight a Lich Queen who wants to attack your family. You know, get back on the horse.

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“Entrance Music for a Podcast” by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Raindrops by Rafael Krux

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Towardthehorizon by Lilo Sound

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Comfortable Mystery 4 by Kevin MacLeod

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Comfortable Mystery 2 by Kevin MacLeod

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Division by Kevin MacLeod

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Life Incarnate Jun 05, 2020

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Life Incarnate

Written October 1, 2014

We are remembered for our failures

For our inability

To do something correctly

Artists

Are only known after they’re dead

And politicians, God forbid

Always blame everything on one another

Utopia

Is a false misconception

Perfection

Is nothing more than being who you are

If we treated each other with respect

Parents wouldn’t have to bury their children

This generation

Is a compilation

Of beautiful ingenuity

And mismatched socks

I remember when we all played in the same sandbox

With the same innocence

Plastered on our clothes

We finger-painted our souls with Sharpies

The permanence held strong

At least until we stopped being young

And our view points

Started pointing fingers at one another

Even though we were told that staring is rude

And pointing is wrong

And you have to take responsibility for everything you’ve done

But this is not the case

Our wide eyes will keep gawking

Like we are six years old at a candy store

Wanting to taste the sensation of a lollipop too big for our hands to hold

We are all cut from the same mold

Sculpted by the hands of our ancestors

With nicks and chips

Scratched on our life sized surface

Because we all fell when we rode our bikes for the first time

And we all danced with rulers between our stomachs

Arms locked stiff

Waiting for a hurricane of music

To let our young bones give way

To the weight of expectations on our shoulders

We are not Atlas

We cannot bear to carry that boulder

But we could care less

About dancing across a stage in our underwear

We care more about people getting shot and our troops getting murdered

Whoever said we were selfish?

They don’t know about half the things we believe in

Nor do they care to trust our reasoning

This world is going to keep spinning

Even if it needs an oxygen mask

To keep living

Invalid Reality (Strike One) Jun 05, 2020

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Invalid Reality (Strike One) – 8/24/18

Do not tell me it’s not real

Do not push your accidental

Patriarchal bullshit on me

You see

I will not allow you to invalidate me

To tell me that when my body shakes

And my nerves quake

It’s not real

Growing up

They told us to suck it up

Kids these days

What’s an emotional support animal anyway?

Be wary, friend

Because your generation is not mine

And I have reason to believe

That maybe there was something in our water

After Flint

How can you not

With children screaming for their mothers

And crying for their fathers

And now, they’re without their bottles

Look

There’s a lot of fucked up shit in this world

Enough so

That whenever there’s another Trayvon Martin

I look both ways before I walk outside

I learned while living in the south for four years

To dance like crazy down the street

Because no one will bother you then

There are times

When I wonder

Why I’m so anxious about everything

And nothing

All at the same time

Days when I think about what might happen

If I stop taking my meds for one day

Is the pain that runs through my body like a dagger

Still real?

Or was it psycho-somatic all along

I’m tired

Of invalidation

And feeling like my invisible illnesses

Are nothing more

Than figments

Of my broken imagination

The next time

You think you know

What anxiety feels like

Try smiling every time

You’re pouring poison down your throat

Every time

You walk across a street

Or pass a lingering unmarked SUV

Oh wait

You can’t

Because you’re white

And I’m Black

And your anxiety

Is not holding you back

The next time

Someone tries

To invalidate my body

My health

Everything that makes me real

I’ll tell them

To listen to how I feel

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Jun 05, 2020

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Humuhumunukunukuapua'a – 8/24/18

I am not afraid of flying

I am not afraid of living or dying

Breathing or being

I am...

I am afraid of thunderstorms in the dark

And being killed in my sleep

I am afraid

Of getting stopped by a cop

Every day

Of my life

I am afraid

Of crying in front of people

And in bathrooms

And really crying ever

I’m afraid of crippling anxiety

And pain that makes me wonder

If I’ll ever move again

I’m afraid that one day

One day I’ll never be a writer

I’m afraid

That I will fail at my dream of being

Someone

Anyone

That will matter to someone else

I am not afraid

Of jumping off of buildings

Probably

I am definitely not afraid of roller coasters

Although I used to be

I’m afraid of never being seen

Of the world

One day forgetting me

Shirley Temple Jun 05, 2020

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Shirley Temple – 8/24/18

A is for animal crackers in my Alphabet Soup.

It also stands for:

All the letters cannot be used.

B is for...

Okay look...

B is for bad planning

Because there are 26 letters in the alphabet

And right now I’m only 25.

C is for counting

Because what happens when 27 creeps up on my shoulders?

It’s not 30, I can’t be 29 forever.

C is also for sheep.

The ones I never counted

When I walked back from one thousand to get to sleep.

D is for daddio.

Papa doe.

Daring. Dashing. And Dapper.

Wearing suits straight out of magazines

Making every other kid jealous that their dad wasn’t that cool...

Or annoying.

D is also for dynasty.

Or rather legacy.

Or more like ancestry.

And may I never forget where I came from.

E is for exhausted.

I’m five letters in

And if you’d like to see the exit

Follow the emergency lights at your feet.

F is for Finn.

Like a dolphin.

Shark’s fin.

Aodfin.

For being mine twice

And for so long after

I am always here

Sending you stuffies

Don’t forget to write

Or call

Put me on your speed dial

G is for Grace

Amazing Grace

Viola Grace

Grace with a C

My Gracie Lew Who

My gloriously gorgeous girlfriends

Who have shaped me more than they knew

H is for...

Hannah

And hell in a hand basket

For he who will never be mentioned

And Harry Potter

For my lack of fists fights

My plethora of harsh words

But my comfortable hugs after

I is for I

For me

For hello I’m queer and I’m here

And you’re not stopping me today

Oh no

Not today

I’m on my way

I’m Dr. Seuss at this rate

Give me a book deal I’m rolling

J is for Jade

Like the gemstone

My middle name

My bisyllabic middle beginning

The only thing ET could pronounce right at Disney World

My sparkling shining J

With its loops and curves and...

K is for Kimberly and Kent

My parents

My...

Tough love

Work hard

Get your shit done parents

Who split at age 10

And finalized it after 11

More years

They did what they planned really

And I don’t blame them

L is for love.

An unconditional lather of lavender soap bubbles from laughter

For Brooke with an E from Seattle

Blowing bubbles wands in traffic jams

And men picking fights

With a woman they wouldn’t have a chance with...

I mean against.

M is for...

Did you know in 2015 they said I could marry?

The queers cried happy tears that day.

N is for the n word

The negro

The night sky

Carrying us home

Follow the drinking gourd they say

Follow the drinking gourd.

O is for optimism

My forever the extroverted optimist outlook

Somehow hiding around the corners of my mind

Ostracizing itself from my overall outrageous outgoing state of be

P is for

Personally I will not get offended if you walk out those doors

But you’ve made it this far

I promise there’s only a little more

Q is for quilts

The ones etched in my memories

The ones I clutched so dearly

Crafted by my great grandmothers fingers

Her love sewn into each and every stitch

R is for rainbow

By Jessie J

For Radioactive

Relient K

OneRepublic

Lana del Ray

S is for Sister

10 years

10 months

1 day

14 hours

And 14 minutes

My sister

Older

Wiser

But I’m funnier

S is for the brother I gained

And the children I will always adore

S is also for my SDG

The one my heart first yearned for

Late night talks

And agreeing to disagree

90 percent of the time

T is for tyranny

For big heads

And little arms

Am I talking about people?

Or dinosaurs?

That’s up to U

For U.

For remember when chat speak was popular

And we didn’t use our ultimately untimely interruptions of

You’re and your.

Their there they’re, my friends.

It was once characteristic

Wut up?

U there?

I’ll brb my pos

Jk I’ll ttyl

There’s the dial tone

Ring ring ring

Guess who’s on the phone?

I hope y’all are old enough to remember

Euphorically engaging in chat logs with friends

Back when Dial Up was the only thing in your @ mentions

V.

Like violets

Geraniums

And the chrysanthemum I had tattooed on my back.

For vivacious and vivid

For verily merely dancing down sidewalks and side streets

W.

11:11

For when I whimsically wish for my wicked wretched weakness in my limbs to go away.

For everything to be okay.

But before you begin whining while your eyes are wilting

X.

Marks the spot.

Goonies never say die.

Treasure Planet

And Atlantis.

Y.

As in, I’ve lied. 25 is too damn close to 26 and I enjoy yearning for the end.

Z is for thank you.

For the zany adventure.

The black and white zebras.

The white and black zebras.

And everything read all over.

Now you know my ABCs. The ones that make up me. Let’s go again, shall we?

Geronimo and Allons-y.

Guest Month 2020 - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything May 25, 2020

Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank joins the No Dice crew as we swashbuckle our way through this hilarious pirate one-shot. Why did a rat win at beer pong? Why didn't the bats go to Bat Yale? Was the meaning of piracy friendship the whole time? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this fantastic adventure!

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Land Of Pirates by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4961-land-of-pirates
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Pirates Of The Quarantine by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6030-pirates-of-the-quarantine
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Sitcom Rock Sting Mp3 by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4951-sitcom-rock-sting-mp3
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The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles - Act Two May 08, 2020

Welcome back! Tonight you shall behold the second act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!

Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel Bookhoop

It was edited by Britty Lea

Athenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Tazeleen as Gravelgax, was voiced by Zachary Shock

Sabrya, disguised as Myra was voiced by Christine Savage

Noelle was voiced by Emily Shock

Saoirse was voiced by Lucifer von Forrestington

Perry was voiced by Hue Newsworthy

Ixen was voiced by Britty Lea

Daveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel Bookhoop

Company voices were provided by Jessica Amber, Gwen Vetter, and Alex Pierce

Audience heckler was voiced by Michael Freitag

Tap sequence was performed by Nicole Faith

Original Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Additional music provided by Michael Freitag

Sound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle Sounds

“Emotional” by Rafael Krux: https://filmmusic.io/song/5481-emotional- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles - Act One Apr 03, 2020

Welcome friends and foes! Tonight you shall behold the first act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!

Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel Bookhoop.

It was edited by Britty Lea.

Athenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-Puerta

Chippetopolis was voiced by Lachlan McIver

Dylan was voiced by Ajay Melakayil

Farcan, as Gravelgax, was voiced by Thom Freitag

Noelle was voiced by Emily Shock

Saoirse was voiced by Lucifer von Forrestington

Perry was voiced by Hue Newsworthy

Ixen was voiced by Britty Lea

Daveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel Bookhoop

Company voices were provided by Jessica Amber and Gwen Vetter

Original Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-Puerta, with Chris Deese on mandolin for the Battle in the Forest.

Sound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle Sounds

Special thanks to Chris Deese.

Ep. 30 - Keep On Fighting Mar 06, 2020

Watch out, this fight gets crispier than frying chicken with a flamethrower!

Music in this episode is:

“Dark Walk” by Kevin MacLeod

Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Ep. 29 - Head in a Basket Feb 07, 2020

The Magic Assholes discover what the necromancers and the Lich Queen have been up to and it's nothing they could have been prepared for.

Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle Sound

Music in this episode is:

“Horizon Flare” by Alexander Nakarada

“Terminal” by Kevin MacLeod

“Promising Relationship” by Kevin MacLeod’

“Loop Paket 0002” by Sascha Ende

Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Ep. 28 - Duck Sized Horses Jan 03, 2020

The Magic Assholes find themselves back where they began, but somehow everything is different…

Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle Sound

Music in this episode is:
”Heartbreaking” by Kevin MacLeod
”Depression” and “Loop Paket 0007” by Sascha Ende
Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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No Dice Recap: Arc 1-6 Dec 27, 2019

Thank you so much for your patience as No Dice worked to get ourselves back onto your podcasting feeds! Since it's been a while, Britty and Daniel relistened to all 27 episodes of the main campaign so you don't have to. Whether you're a new listener or have been with us since episode one let us refresh your memory as we prepare to get back into monthly releases.

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Show Swap 2019 - Prejudice Nov 29, 2019

These are the voyages of the PPN Show Swap. Their one episode mission, to play a new game (Lasers and Feelings), to right galactic injustices (capitalism bad y'all), to make alien friends, (we love spiders), and to boldly go where so many other podcasts have gone before.

.GM - John from Them’s the Facts and Home Viewing

.Quinton Avant played by Chris from Them’s the Facts

.Lady Driaxa played by Emily from STEAMpunks

.Duth-Wing played by Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank

.Music by Nine Inch Nails - 7 Ghosts 1, used under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license.

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CNC Raptor Threat Computer Log:

Terra Prime Annum G2793, 0417

Classification: Top Secret, Accessible to Shareholders with 5% stake or higher.

Pre Action Report: Under orders from Consortium Command, the CNC Raptor docked with Netherfield Mining Station, in the Meryton Asteroid Belt of the Albion Quadrant, to oversee the transition of custodianship from local enterprises, under the service name Meryton United Holdings, to the Bingley Conglomerate. Representatives from both enterprises, BCS private security, miners’ unions, and the New Anglican Order were in attendance for the signing ceremony.

Initial Threat Evaluation: Low

Raptor Commanding Officer: Unknown.

Further information: Due to incapacitation of Captain Darcy in the med bay, and loss of the away team consisting of both first and second officers on Brighton 5, command structure was left in the hands of Dooth-Wing, Driaxa, and QuinTawn Avant, bridge officers. Projections showed a negligible impact on the profitability of the operation.

After Action Report

Threat Evaluation: High

Initial threat evaluation was inaccurate. This airor warrants further investigation into err-err-err[REDACTED].

Upon arrival, sabotage was discovered in the fire suppression system aboard the stuhstuhsta station.

After crew repaired the sabotage with ductile adhesive strips, a two stage bomb was disdisdiscovered at the opening ceremonynyny stage. After a firefight between Black Coal Solutions, led by Caroline Bingley, C O O of Bingley Conglomerate, and Raptor crew, ending in Consortium victory, explosive device with incendiary and quantum memory components was disabled with help from Charles Bingley, President and CEO of Bingley Congl uuuhhhh error----merate and Father Collins, agent of the New Anglican Order. Collins issued a warning to Specialist Avant regarding Lefttenant REDACTED.

Threat Level: Moderate to High

Sector Stability: Degrading

Profitability: Year Over Year

Projections: Falling

Computer Assessment: A New Commanding Officer is Required

Query: Is Lefttenant Wickham available for Assignment to the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor?

Command Response: Lefttenant Wickham has been reassigned from his position on REDACTED as the acting captain of the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor. His shuttle is en route to the Meryton Sector. He is under orders to carry out operation REDACTED.

Halloween 2019 - Haunted Honey Mustard Oct 31, 2019

It's Halloween, we're officially off hiatus and it's time to do some....grocery shopping? It's our annual Halloween episode!

Music in this episode:
”Top Of The World” by tubebackr https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr

"Club Translyvania" by Computer Music All-stars - www.cmallstars.com

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Ep. 27 - Crash Landing Dec 07, 2018

This one is rough lads. The magic assholes crash land back into Parabor and discover things are worse than they could have imagined.

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Music in this episode is “Horizon Flare” by Alexander Nakarada and “Bittersweet” by Kevin MacLeod

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Halloween 2018 - Haunted Landlord Oct 31, 2018

It's Halloween and that means Britty is back in the driver's seat for this one-shot full of new monster friends!

Music is "Club Translyvania" by Computer Music All-stars - www.cmallstars.com

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Ep. 26 - The Tomorrow Problem Oct 05, 2018

They've rescued an ungrateful monarch and now there's a necromancer in a hole. Good thing they have a bard to tell their story.

This episode's guest player is Jack Butler - soundcloud.com/kidm00n

This is the final episode of the Sixth Card Arc

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Ep. 25 - Man in the Mirror Sep 07, 2018

when life locks you in a room full of enchanted mirrors, just have a good time kids.

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Ep. 24 - The Greatest Song Aug 10, 2018

Breakfast. Life debts. Greatest songs. Bleeding fingers. Conspiracy. This is a pretty average day for the magic assholes.

This episode's guest player is Jack Butler - soundcloud.com/kidm00n

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Ep. 23 - Pub Stop - Saandome Jul 13, 2018

The city is...f'ing huge. The magic assholes stumble across a bard by the name of Tierney Faeleaf who may or may not be their biggest fan.

This episode's guest player is Jack Butler - bit.ly/JackButlerMusic

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Ep. 22 - Buck Wild Adventure Jun 29, 2018

Stoned necromancers, giant sentient mushrooms, floating lich skulls all adds up to one buck wild adventure!

This episode's guest player is Chandler Rae Woods.

This is the final episode in the Fifth Card Arc

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Ep. 21 - Fungus Crew Jun 15, 2018

The crew learns more about the library than their mission, but hey - gotta get that education!

This episode's guest player is Chandler Rae Woods.

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Ep. 20 - Ballad of the Flying Snakes Jun 01, 2018

The Magic Assholes (plus Rhuna!) run into a tiefling with connections to their past and enter the haunted library. There's a lot of constitution saves in this one folks.

This episode's guest player is Chandler Rae Woods.

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Ep. 19 - Pub Stop - Welcome to Hell May 18, 2018

Welcome to the town of Hell. Whatever you do, don't try to go to the haunted library. And definitely don't take along a barbarian dwarf named Rhuna Diamondgaze.

This episode's guest player is Chandler Rae Woods.

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Ep. 18 - Faith Will Carry You May 04, 2018

Fantasy WWE, avatars of death, touching moments between a wizard and a paladin - what more could you ask for from your entertainment?

Faith will always be there for you. To pick you up. And carry on.

This episode's guest player is Travis Carlson.

Music in this episode created by Jordan Singh VanderBeek

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This is the final episode in the Fourth Card Arc

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Ep. 17 - You Fight or You Die Apr 20, 2018

Our heroes are valiantly fighting skeletons in round two. But what for? What is the prize? Is it friendship?

This episode's guest player is Travis Carlson

Music in this episode created by Jordan Singh VanderBeek

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Ep. 16 - Gigantic Waste of Time Apr 06, 2018

GOOD MORNING SPORTS FANS! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE???

This episode's guest player is Travis Carlson.

Music in this episode created by Jordan Singh VanderBeek

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Ep. 15 - Get Fish Slapped Mar 23, 2018

No one's quite happy with anyone else, and the magic assholes are on the run from the law. They definitely weren't expecting to run into Gary B. Diggs, Ph.D. and Cleric.

This episode's guest player is Travis Carlson.

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Ep. 14 - And Joy Be With You All Mar 09, 2018

The group barely escapes with their lives as they battle brute squads, brick squads, and rodents of unusual size.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

This episode's guest player is Alaina Minichiello.
This is the final episode in the Third Card Arc.

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Ep. 13 - Text the Genie Mar 01, 2018

The group has to face the music. And by music we mean the necromancer who is pissed that her wife has been drugged, stripped, and tied up. What could go wrong?

This episode's guest player is Alaina Minichiello.

Ep. 12 - Skirt Goblin Feb 09, 2018

Trying to get into a party? Not so hard. Having a plan once you get in? Incredibly difficult.

This episode's guest player is Alaina Minichiello.

Ep. 11 - Pub Stop - D'Raeglan Jan 26, 2018

A new town, a new pub to bust into. Join the trio and their new companion as they actually spend time thinking about how they want to get the next card.
This episode's guest player is Alaina Minichiello.

Ep. 10 - Plus One to Friendship Jan 12, 2018

It's the No Dice holiday episode! Join Perry, Ixen and Saoirse as they discover the true meaning of the holidays. Which is definitely gifts. Everyone gives some really great gifts.

Ep. 9 - Falling Backwards Dec 29, 2017

The trio purchases some cool swag from the Bodega, fights a necromancer who is not what she seems, and are unbalanced when it comes to the card.
This is the final episode in the Second Card Arc.

Ep. 8 - Welcome to the Bodega Dec 15, 2017

The gang discovers themselves in a bodega and Sarsen. Touches. Everything. Seriously, everything that happens in this episode is because Sarsen tried to steal everything.
This episode's guest player is Michael Haas.

Ep. 7 - Bees? Dec 01, 2017

CONTENT WARNING: buzzing insects. It's in your headphones not in your car.
After heroically throwing a barrel into an empty room, the gang does their best to hold it together while they battle horses, bees and...Sarsen?
This episode's guest player is Michael Haas.

Ep. 6 - Summoning Salad Nov 17, 2017

After being sent to destroy the Pact of the Lich, Saoirse, Perry and Feywing find themselves in Ghemodine. Before they can find the necromancer, first they find an elf with a bad reputation.
This episode's guest player is Michael Haas.

Ep. 5 - Who Is The Master Nov 03, 2017

With all nine tiles acquired, Perry, Saoirse, and Feywing must open Elaria Feywing's vault and face what awaits them there. This is the final episode in the First Card Arc.

HALLOWEEN 2017 - Clue'DD Oct 31, 2017

Join the No Dice crew for this very special Halloween episode! Britty GMs this Clue/D&D mashup and it's full of fun goodies for everyone! Happy Halloween!

Ep. 4 - Now Everything is On Fire Oct 20, 2017

Furthering their quest to obtain all nine of Elaria's tiles, the trio fight a giant spider. With fire. It goes as well as you would expect.

Ep. 3 - You Can't Punch Ghosts Oct 06, 2017

After dealing with the aftermath of their fallen comrade, the trio decides to acquire three tiles from the ghost in the forest. Except she's really mean...

Ep. 2 - Al Dente Snakes Sep 22, 2017

The trio decides to seek the dragonborn at the top of the cliff for the tiles. Except no one is really that good at climbing...

Ep. 1 - Pocket Cookies Sep 08, 2017

Join the No Dice crew as they take their first baby step into the world of tabletop rpg. What could await our favorite paladin dragonborn, rogue halfling and elderly teifling bard?

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