No Autographs, Please!

Latest Episodes:

"Boys Can Be Witches Too!" w/ Michael Hitchcock Apr 28, 2023

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National Treasure and star of multiple Christopher Guest movies Michael Hitchcock joins Arden and Bryan for a HOUSE PARTY adventure like no other. He's the Cop Zaddy of your dreams! Arden and Bryan cook up a GORGEOUS peanut butter dessert complete with Micheal's PRETZELS... (and NO he did not like it.). Also we learn about Mike's childhood drama teacher in our NAPS of the week!

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"Dinosaurs Aren’t in the Bible!" w/ Jacquis Neal Apr 21, 2023

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This week, Arden and Bryan talk to the hilarious and stylish Jacquis Neal (“Grand Crew,” “Physical”) about that orange man’s NAPS energy, plus a lady who shut down a train because a Dorito was stuck in her throat! And then they all go on a date in a cemetery. And what does Jacquis rate this week’s peanut butter cake? We’re hoping for at least a 5.

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"The Lady Always Faces Out!" w/ Paul F. Tompkins Apr 14, 2023

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Do we even need an intro for this icon? Paul F. Tompkins (Cher) is on the pod! Paul joins us and nominates king of kings Steven Slater - the JetBlue flight attendant who quit his job via aircraft escape slide - for the biggest NAPS energy of the week. Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at a New England water park but that annoying little girl Chloe shows up. And did Paul like this week's peanut butter cake? Listen to find out!

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"The Buffet Is Open!" w/ Lauren Lapkus Apr 07, 2023

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Arden and Bryan welcome the one and only Lauren Lapkus aka Princess Hollywood! They reveal who's giving No Autrographs Please energy this week including one lady who sent her entire town holiday cards that said "Go to Hell!" So chic! Plus, Arden and Bryan go on a date at the Cheesecake Factory. And did Lauren like this week's peanut butter cake? Too cool! Too much! Too Hollywood!

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"Epcot Hedda!" w/ Drew Droege Mar 31, 2023

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Arden Myrin and Bryan Safi are friends who have it ALL!...LOOKS! PEANUT BUTTER POWDER! A BLUE MICROWAVE!!! On the first ever episode of their new podcast they explain what NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE! ENERGY IS...WHO is serving it, and HOW TO GET IT! They are also joined by comedy superstar DREW DROEGE (Bob's Burgers) on a date from HEAVEN at the IKEA CAFE based off of tweeted in real life dates gone wrong! They've got it ALL HUNNNAY!

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Introducing: No Autographs, Please! Mar 23, 2023

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