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Help - My Sister slept with her DOG?! 🤯 | Newberg & Hannah x Advice Guys Feb 21, 2025

You’re not ready for this one. It starts with a baby book for a dog. "First Bark," "First Sniff," even "First Hump" (thankfully, no photo). Is this just quirky or full-blown serial killer behavior? And it only gets weirder. A straight guy secretly addicted to Grindr, claiming it’s “harmless curiosity.” A neighbor who gifts expensive chocolates until one missed “thank you” turns into literal chocolate revenge. A marriage where sex only happens during Eagles’ Greatest Hits—and yes, Desperado plays every. single. time. Oh, and the ultimate betrayal: when your best friend, who happens to be the funniest comedian alive, completely blows up your love life. This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable. Listen now—you’ll question everything. 🎧👉 #NewbergAndHannah #AdviceGuys #WTFStories

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"HE BROUGHT HIS MOM IN THE BEDROOM TO GIVE TIPS!" (A Hybrid Advice Guys x Newberg & Hannah Pod Special!) Feb 14, 2025

THIS. EPISODE. IS. INSANE. 🤯 We’re talking weddings ruined, sex ruined, dates ruined, and entire lives ruined—and somehow, we’re supposed to give advice??

💥 A groom has a SECRET BACKUP FIANCÉE 💥 A guy brought HIS MOM to "HELP" 💥 A girl gives a TED Talk DURING SEX— 💥 A Super Bowl party mystery—boyfriend disappears into the bathroom with another girl… “panic attack” or CHEATING?! 💥 A musician wants to be celibate for a YEAR but still “hang out”

It’s Advice Guys x Newberg & Hannah Pod, and this episode is a train wreck in the BEST way. You will SCREAM.Listen NOW before your relationship ends up in our inbox. 🎧🔥 #WTF #ToxicOrNah #AdviceGuys #NewbergPod

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Newberg & Hannah 95 : Kanye’s Evil Genius Move?! Super Bowl FAILS, Toxic Love, and Life Advice You Shouldn’t Take! 🏈💔🔥 Feb 12, 2025

STOP EVERYTHING. Newberg *& Hannah discuss 🚨 Is Kanye the ultimate villain or a marketing mastermind playing us all like puppets?! 🤯 We break down his latest chaos and whether it’s calculated or just crazy. Plus—Super Bowl MELTDOWNS, the biggest wins, and the fails that will haunt players forever. 🏈💀 Do people root for you to lose? PTSD personalities, and serving up life advice that’s so good it might ruin your life. 👀💥 You NEED to hear this one! 🔥 Wherever you pod or follow us on YT @NewbergPod You can find Hannah on instagram @littlehannahsucks You can find J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy or text him 310 696 8151

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Newberg Pod (Bonus Promo Advice Guys) - "I STOLE A JOKE, SHE STOLE MY BURGER, AND HE STOLE MY SOUL—WTF JUST HAPPENED?!" Feb 07, 2025

This week’s questions are pure chaos—a joke thief, a burger thief, a possible sex cult initiation, a minivan ruined by bodily fluids, and a date so disastrously funny it ended in actual pants-pooping. One listener is debating whether to call out a friend who stole their joke and went viral, while another is questioning if their date’s confidence in taking a bite of their burger without asking is a turn-on or a crime. Then there’s the DC hookup that involved candlelight, chanting, and ancient Latin—was it a spell, a kink, or did she just unknowingly marry this dude? Meanwhile, one guy is realizing his mom’s minivan smells like a porno set, and he needs a way to tell his girlfriend to stop drenching the seats without sounding like an asshole. And finally, the guy who watched his date trip and wipe out so spectacularly that he laughed until he literally shit his pants—does he come clean or take this shame to the grave? This episode is a five-car pileup of absurdity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Buckle up. 🚨😂 With Special Guest Jen Murphy Wherever you stream or on YT https://youtu.be/r9EtjHMCG44

Newberg Pod 93 - Grammy CHAOS: Wildest Outfits, Bizarre Wins & The Phrase That Makes ZERO Sense 🤯😂 Feb 03, 2025

This week on The Newberg Pod, we’re breaking down the most unhinged Grammy moments—who won, who shouldn’t have, and which artist dressed like an absolute lunatic. Plus, we unravel the most confusing phrases people actually say, debate getting in better shape without losing your soul, and tackle positivity vs. pure delusion. We also serve up killer advice, laugh-out-loud jokes, and a deep dive into the narcissists we ALL know and love to hate. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably hilarious—don’t miss it! 🚀🔥 #GrammyInsanity #WeirdPhrases #JokesOnJokes Please like subscribe and follow us on YT https://youtu.be/mUAIe5Xo0vY

Advice Guys- Your Haircut Sucks, Your Date’s Your Sibling, and Old Man Balls at the Gym – HELP Jan 31, 2025

Is your coworker’s ‘compliment’ actually a crime? Did your date just say you look exactly like their sister before making a move? And how do you politely escape a gym locker room hostage situation featuring saggy grandpa anatomy? This week, Josh & Chris tackle the burning (sometimes literally) questions about bad haircuts, creepy flirting, and unsolicited naked pep talks. Buckle up—this one gets weird fast. 🔥🎧 With special guest Jen Murphy I am going to start doing Advice guys on here for a bit til we get an audience. Hope you don't mind. It's fun.

Newberg & Hannah 90 -Move Cities, Change Your Life? Celibacy for Love?! Dumb Rules We ALL Follow Jan 29, 2025

Would you give up sex for love? Move to a new city for a fresh start? Follow a life rule that makes zero sense? We’re breaking it all down—plus, the dumbest relationship fails, and why death and music go hand in hand. It’s chaos. It’s real. It’s the Newberg & Hannah pod, and you don’t want to miss it! 🚀🔥🎙️ If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe. #comedy #podcast #positivity #advice #love Listen wherever you stream or on YT @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/bfvFheDFmkQ

Newberg Pod 89 - Netflix is a Fraud, Yelp for Hookups, and Why Birthday Parties Are a Scam! Jan 27, 2025

This week on the Newberg Pod: We’ve gone twice a week because once wasn’t enough to unpack all the chaos. Today, we’re exposing Netflix as the lazy Blockbuster wannabe you always suspected it was, asking if “sorry” actually means anything, and pitching a Yelp for hookups—because why not ruin sex too? We’re also tearing apart birthday parties (spoiler: they suck), wondering what happened to real fun (RIP), and roasting the sad claps we give for mediocrity. Plus, we’re talking stolen jokes, why the Matthew Perry book feels off, and how “sold out” became everyone’s favorite status update. Oh, and don’t miss our take on... TARIFFING THE CHICKENS. It’s hilarious, unhinged, and 100% what you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up—this is the most ridiculous Newberg Pod yet! Please like and subscribe - Show is wherever you stream or watch on YT @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/8Lf1pGO0Z8I

Bonus Episode!!!!! Advice Guys - "Post-It Hookups, Breakup Sabotage, and Reply-All Nightmares!" Jan 24, 2025

I do a side pod with my good pal @Joshualeemann It's wherever you pod. I also put an episode on my Newberg Pod Youtube Channel https://youtu.be/tFxgjHLhpZE

We don't have an audience, but hey maybe you'll like it. It's definitely funny

My voice is kinda cringe, but I powered through.

This week on Advice Guys, we’re diving into three of the most awkward, scandalous, and hilarious situations yet:

A mysterious Post-it, a wild night, and zero memory—can we help unravel the hookup mystery?
Breaking up a couple… to slide in yourself? Yep, someone actually asked us this.
The ultimate email fail—what happens after a reply-all rant goes to the wrong people?

Chaos, cringe, and questionable choices—don’t miss this one!

Newberg Pod 88 - Weird Salutes, Meteor Madness, and Why Evolving Is the Only Option Jan 22, 2025

Elon’s salute (Evil or brilliant, everyone is talking about it), fat dudes roasting fat dudes, old presidents swapping jobs, and meteors vs showers—plus why deadly fires feel like a footnote. The Newberg Pod: chaos, comedy, and questionable opinions. If you like the show please subscribe like and follow @NewbergPod and you can stream us anywhere you pod https://youtu.be/LBfjLfzFGHc

Newberg Pod 87 - Living the LA Dream While Surrounded by Nightmares Jan 15, 2025

Week two update of the fires from my perspective only. The news and many others have had different experiences and stories. This is just mine. Even though the catastrophe is unprecedented, I choose positivity and optimism in times like this. Strength to all those who are going through it, plus my posting about volunteering, my missing friend, people who lost everything, the amazing support of Angelenos stepping up while we keep fighting. If you like the show please like, follow and subscribe You can also listen wherever you pod. #losangeles #lafires #survival #Advice #Comedy #positivity

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Newberg 85 - Keep Yourself Alive. My LA Evacuation Story Jan 09, 2025

To quote my neighbor," I feel lucky in a town full of many people were not so Lucky." The last few days have been terrifying in Los Angeles. Surreal almost. We had to evacuate last night and this is my story. I too am lucky to be safe. Also my usual ramblings about comedy stuff and attempts to be positive in a uniquely non positive situation. There are many stories from the fires, this is mine. Stay safe y'all - If you like the show please like and subscribe #Fire #LAFires #SunsetFire #Comedy? #Positivity #Survive

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Newberg & Hannah 85 - End of the Year Blowout Spectacular! Dec 19, 2024

In our final episode of 2024, Newberg & Hannah get real. We have a year in review and look forward to the Holidays!

Thank you for listening all year! See you soon and have a safe and happy holiday season!

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Newberg & Hannah 84 - The shooter & that cool new product, cigarettes. Dec 12, 2024

Newberg & Hannah get back on the horse and talk about: Louigi Mangione, Cigarettes, Christmas is the worst, Christmas is the best, Santa is a total man whore and Hannah wants him. Bad.

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Newberg & Hannah 83 - Only Fans vs Life Dec 04, 2024

Newberg & Hannah catch up after a two week holiday hiatus.

We discuss Only Fans, love, Spotify Wrapped, when it's okay to be in a car chase and why people paint when they could just text!

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Newberg Pod 82 - The ultimate Comedy Writer Interview Nov 13, 2024

Hannah couldn't make it today because she had more construction at her place, so she sent in some bad ass comedy questions. It's the ultimate comedy writer interview.

I also discuss:

The new album by the Steve Taylor Three "Temporary Heart."

The myth or truth of The Detroit Lions

Women

Jokes

Tabloids and my usual ramblings

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Newberg & Hannah 81 - The Ultimate Election Discussion & The Aftermath Nov 06, 2024

A wise man once said

"Rich people woke up happy. Not rich people woke up not happy. Pundits did their pundit thing. Comedians wrote jokes. Musicians wrote songs. Lawyers went on lawyering. Workers went on working. Some celebrated. Some wept. Most remained optimistic. Some, that the right choice was made. And others, that with hope it gets better. It’s another day above ground. I’m proud to live here and I do not know what the future holds, but I’m gonna keep being positive, because that’s always worked out for those who believe. Our lives our more than politics. Onward and upward. You got this." Hannah and I discuss the surprising results and life in LA because of it. Plus what really happened to Liam Payne and where to find hookers in Las vegas If you enjoy the show please like and subscribe or watch on youtube - https://youtu.be/PRtPpgKyerM

Newberg 80 - Did a Comedian Go Too Far? Oct 30, 2024

I unload all the things on my mind grapes: Avocados, Jump starting yourself, Okay vs Fabulous, The Pizza table, Meditation, The Tony Hinchcliffe thing, Space, Plane jumping, Plane crash dream, When a hero tells you to GFY, Jokes, The Solar Brothers are the Beastie Boys, Sunday Funday and losing count. If you like the show, please subscribe and share. Or listen wherever you stream pods #Newbergpod #tonyhinchcliffe #RNC #Vote

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Newberg & Hannah 79 - The Ultimate Guide to Urban Legends Oct 23, 2024

Hannah and I discuss some of the biggest urban legends: Slender Man, The Hitchhiker, Bunny Man Bridge, Clown Statue, and many more. All things spooky on this Halloween themed episode. Please like and subscribe to @newbergpod - Or enjoy wherever you stream podcasts #slenderman #Halloween #spooky #Podcast #Newbergpod

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Newberg Pod 78 - The Key to Life and other Keys to Comedy Oct 16, 2024

Hannah's WiFi was sucking again so I did an episode of me for the good kids who listen on youtube.com/@newbergpod - I discuss the Michigan Theater experience, the election choices, jokes, joke writing ideas, breakthroughs and I try to be funny. If you enjoy the show please like and subscribe. Thank you for listening.

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Newberg & Hannah 77 - Hannah Gets Some Better Help Oct 16, 2024

Hannah is having some trouble with the fellas still. I walk her through some tune ups and and some better choice options. If you're in a weird place with self confidence or having a relationship twist, this is the episode for you. We've all been there and it's cool to help out.

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Newberg & Hannah 76 - Hannah is attacked by Purse Dumper and Hides in a Tub Oct 10, 2024

Hannah and Purse Dumber have a wild night. No video this week because Hannah had some internet drama -

Fun episode.

Newberg 75 with Rock Star Jessica Lee Mayfield Oct 02, 2024

Wonderful interview with songwriter, musician, and my rockstar friend Jessica Lee Mayfield. @jessicaleamayfield We discuss her songwriting process, upcoming tour, Letterman, friends hating your hair on national TV, and life in general. Great interview and if you're unfamiliar with her music, please check her out wherever you stream. She's incredible. Listen wherever you pod.

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Newberg & Hannah 74 - Super Star Attorney Douglas Hyman Sep 25, 2024

In another life I worked at a fancy law firm in Detroit MI. Today we interviewed my old boss and close friend and badass legal eagle Douglas Hyman from https://www.hymanlawgroup.com - I nerd out and ask dozens of fun legal questions and always entertains and then makes a bold prediction about P Diddy's case (Which I am obsessed with) - Hannah does her best to stay awake and we start out being attacked by a dildo. We survive, and we are stronger.

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Newberg & Hannah 73 - The Mind of a Woman?! Sep 19, 2024

Newberg and Hannah discuss the wild accusations against Diddy, 15 Y/O Carly Gregg and her situation with her parents, If women only like men for their personality, why are abs important? What food items must you have in your place at all times? And Hannah describes her perfect date and then does the total opposite the night before. "Any man who thinks he understands the mind of a woman is a man who knows nothing at all." - Robert Evans - If you like the show, please smash that subscribe button or watch us and follow us on youtube https://youtu.be/r7KlIibDjo4

Newberg Pod (Bonus) 72 - THE BEST EPISODE EVER! Sep 12, 2024

After an inspiring call from a friend, I decided to take some action and do the episode I needed to do. In this show, Happiness, Comedy, determination, formulas for getting exactly what you want, winning, and how to do it all. Plus some debate insights, Dave Grohl's thirst for groupies, Bon Jovi and the mind of a hero. Witness my manifestation and be on the ground floor as I make it happen. Hannah Rebecca will be back next episode. This is a bonus. Enjoy it. I worked hard on it for you.

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Newberg & Hannah 71 with Omaha NE's own Gallivant! Sep 11, 2024

About a month ago I saw Gallivant (https://gallivant.bandcamp.com) at the world famous Whiskey A Go Go in Los Angeles and they destroyed. I had never heard of Joe, Sam, or Dakota prior, but I was an immediate fan. Check them out and I think you will to.

Hannah and I discuss with the boys:

Road life, recording, when life gets in the way of art, Gallivan vs Vanmanda, Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain's mysterious death and as always Rapid Fire. Great band. Fun show and we had some WIFI issues, but we powered through. Because life, duh. Listen wherever you pod or watch....on YT

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Newberg & Hannah 70 - School Shooters & Ketamine Killers! Sep 04, 2024

Hannah Rebecca and I discuss: -What's the latest? -Party Culture in LA -Is everyone shooting up Ketamine? -Matthew Perry story. Who is to blame? -School shooting in Winder GA - What were you most worried about when you were in HS -Raygun Apologizes to Breakdance Community -Bachelorette Finale -If you could message or tell the piece of art that changed your life, what was it and what would you tell them? -Tipping Culture? -Stephen King Books banned -ZENdaya Selena Gomez And as always, rapid fire. If You want to watch the show on Youtube: https://youtu.be/2yRVcIdjAqU If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe.

Newberg & Hannah 69 - Are People Really Having Threesomes With Their Family? Aug 28, 2024

Newberg & and Hannah are back with a vengeance after a two week hiatus because I was filming Hollywood Squares. We jump right in and discuss:

Are Bar Fights sexy?

Affairs.

Threesomes (With family?!)

How 27 means you're basically a grandmother

Channing Tatum's Laundry hack

Would you sleep with someone just because they were famous?

And as always, Rapid Fire!

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Newberg & Hannah 68 - Are People Really Still Doing Cocaine? Aug 07, 2024

We covered a lot of ground today: Cocaine. Are people still doing it? Is someone's amount of followers impressive, intimidating, or no one cares? Would you ever go into space? How do you feel about therapy? What do you think is your best quality? If you had three wishes Squishmellow What's the most important thing to you? Weirdest quirk you'd put up with? Favorite driving music? and as always Rapid fire... If you enjoy. please like and subscribe. Pod also available wherever you listen to pods.

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Newberg & Hannah 67 - I had the weirdest dream, but not as weird as Hanna's Jul 31, 2024

Hannah Rebecca and I discuss:

Weird Dreams, Icks, Depression, being nicer to yourself, how my pants are terrible to Hannah and how she hates the male leg, Ballerina Farm, Couch banging and other kinks, Work vs Work, Apple TVPlus suggestions and a whole lot more.

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Newberg & Hannah 66 with journeyman chef actor and fire eater Landon Reinoehl Jul 24, 2024

Hannah and I have my friend (Chef, actor, fire eater, teeth maker) Landon Reinoehl. Really trippy episode. We discuss Cocain Sharks, Euphoria, Hannah works through some depression, and I learn some interesting things about her process. Plus, how to eat fire, make teeth, cooking, hustling, and Rapid fire. And men's obsession with discussing meat. Great episode. Great fun. If you want to watch the episode it's on youtube: https://youtu.be/poHQwmcBb-s

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Newberg & Hannah 65 - Murder in my apartment Jul 17, 2024

Hannah tells the longest story in the history of stories, but it has a solid payoff. The murder in my apartment, ghost stories. Hannah's run in with strange deer people, conspiracy theories, horror movies, JoJo Siwa and as always, rapid fire.

Newberg & Hannah wig Adult film actress: Sylvia Saige Jul 10, 2024

Hannah and I interview adult film actress, podcaster, and comedian: Sylvia Saige - We discuss the industry as well as comedy and podcasting, but we deep dive into her job and all the things you wanted to ask, we did. IThanks for listening. If you like, please subscribe and share.

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Newberg & Hannah 63 July 4th Hawk Tuah Party Jul 03, 2024

Hannah and I discuss the misleading illusions of LA July 4th parties. Hawk Tuah girl is getting paid. Hannah talks about some weird grapefruit video. Travel hacks, Should Biden bow out, and as always Rapid fire!

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Newberg & Hannah with special guest E from the Eels! Jun 26, 2024

E from the Eels stops by and we discuss the new album, "Eels Time," songwriting, life, going down the drain with floaties on and his fantastic career. Real talk, I was nervous at first. Huge fan, but he made it so easy to talk to and Hannah was on point. What a really nice guy and GREAT stories RE Jimmy Page, Steve Perry, Paul Westerberg, and how we discover that E Really does = MC2

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Newberg & Hannah 61 - One Sight Stand Jun 19, 2024

Hannah and I discuss Doom scrolling vs a "One Sight Stand!" - Timberlake, the best trash TV show on Netflix "Perfect Match," - Giant death racoons, Captions v No Captions, What would you be able to kill to eat, 72 y/o dating a 24 y/o, life viewing vs TV show watching and the best ways to relax - Next week on the show E from the Eels!

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Newberg & Hannah 60 No one is coming to save you!" Jun 12, 2024

Newberg & Hannah discuss analysis paralysis (finally) Hannah robbed a bank! No big deal. I was involved in a hit and run and police car chase in the same day. Plus, Top 3, off the couch and No one is coming to save you! If you like the show, please give a thumbs up and subscribe

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Newberg & Hannah 59 - "I'm sorry. You have the wrong number." Jun 05, 2024

Hannah goes after a perp, Customer service robots, Gen Alpha terms, Life coaches, Analysis paralysis, UFO's, How much is too much time to doom scroll, and A dude ghosts Hannah in an epic way and then follows her on instagram. If you want to watch the show, please subscribe to our youtube page. Link below and give the show a thumbs up!

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Newberg & Hannah 58 - Spending a week in Bed for Chipotle May 29, 2024

Hannah and I discuss mental health fixes, surviving in the wild, the confidence of hecklers, how men speak to women at bars now, unnoticed vs noticed, the celebs on her list and mine, and if we have a cool story. Plus Purse Dumper update and spending a week in bed for Chipoltle. Please follow us on youtube link below! Subscribe for a chance at a free shirt!

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Newberg & Hannah 57 - Hannah hates Showers May 22, 2024

Hannah discusses her aversion to hygiene, and we tackle mean LA people at bars, the fear of the Dentist, self sabotage, why everyone needs a Brian, and just a fun conversation if you're a fan of the show. Thank you for listening. Please like ans subscribe or share.

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Hannah narrowly escapes a P Diddy Party May 17, 2024

Hannah was invited to a party at P Diddy's and survivrd. Wild story. We get a purse dumper update, discuss thirst trap choices, I talk about Detroit and my fun new gig. We do some deep dives and fun is had by all. Thank you for listening.

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Newberg & Hannah 55 with musical guests Alter Ego Rehab. May 08, 2024

Newberg and Hannah Rebecca 55 is up with The awesome Alter Ego Rehab. Nice chat with Randy Riddle, Jen, Johnny and Phil's hair. We discuss: Music, a purse dumper update, Kendrick and Drake Beef is explained, and my encounter with John Stamos whio is the coolest btw. Here or wherever you pod. Show merch available at. https://www.teepublic.com/stores/thechrisarmy

Newberg & Hannah 54 Detroit and Hannah's purse dumper May 01, 2024

We talk about the madness in Detroit, Zendaya VS Selena, The college campus violence and how Hannah is dating a purse dumper who likes to yell. It's interesting. Check us out like and follow or share.

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Newberg & Hannah 53 Apr 24, 2024

Episode 53 of Newberg and Hannah Rebecca Taylor Swift, the importance of Quinton Terrantino and feet, The New Rockstars, Getting drunk with Joel McHale, and hollywood stries about Canada! Plus now the show has merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/thechrisarmy?ref_id=34921

Same country, Newberg Apr 12, 2024

Where were you when OJ died? I know where I was. Huge announcement about my Detroit shows April 26/27, ticket information as well. Art Vs Artist, my thoughts on jokes, sensitivity and why no one really cares that you're offended. What Jersey should I wear?

Episode 51 - Diddy? Probably and other entertainment insights Apr 03, 2024

If you want to level up, you have to take a chance. You may fail, but the beauty is trying and learning. You also may win and you never would have had you not taken a chance. I talk about desire, drive, thirsty comics, Hollywood Parties, and another stop on my journey. Pop in, say hello. Thank you for listening.

Newberg Raw Unfiltered and Mysterious Mar 28, 2024

Success is undeniable if you know what it is to you and you're willing to keep going. Reality TV stories, TV, Shows, Why Dot's and Candy Corn suck, Diddy, Writing enough? And me emptying my brain. Hope you enjoy.

Newberg. Just Newberg Mar 21, 2024

Hey Y'all - Hannah is on a different schedule than I these next few weeks so just me in Canada talking about Charles Cheese, life, love, joy, and mostly word vomit til I needed water - Thx for listening :)

Newberg & Hannah 5 with comedian Eddie Pence Mar 14, 2024

Malls with hot tubs, three amazing new shows, Instagram climbing, Tik Tok banning, and all out fun with Hannah and the hilarious Eddie Pence

Newberg & Hannah 4 with musical comedian Daphne London Mar 06, 2024

Newberg episode with Hannah Rebecca and the music and comedy of @DaphneLondonComedy - I found Daphne on socials. A young and hilarious musical stand up. We discuss creativity, dudes who want to get with their friends ex, frogs and rats, and I was sneak attacked by a crazy lady. Check it out here or wherever you pod. Audio uploading

Newberg & Hannah 3 Feb 21, 2024

Hannah and I discuss face tuning your junk, people who take advantage of artists, LA Rain, Marry F Kill, Sorbet, Why people suck, and what's the go to move.

Newberg & Hannah Feb 14, 2024

We spend some time discussing Viagra Brownies, driverless cars, Valentine's Day Single Vs Not, and we learn a little bit more about the new Cohost Thank you for listening!

Newberg & Hannah Feb 07, 2024

Podcasts are tricky. I've yet to crack that medium. Had fun at the beginning of Heroin Has, and even at the beginning of mine, but kinda lost my way. Decided to do a hybrid of comedy, being positive, and silly again. Introducing my new co-host Hannah Abeel. Her rock and roll band name is Little Hannah Sucks. Known her for years. Aspiring musician and fun human. She's young, I'm older, and the opinions will differ. We will do our best to figure this out and entertain. If you enjoy, please like and subscribe.

Newberg Update Jan 30, 2024

Hey Y'all, the roof is taking forever. So, I wanted to update and fill Y'all in.

This mini ep discusses:

New co-host

Lions

Police

Murder

Planters Fajitas

New closing song maybe?

And basically why I've been MIA. :). Welcome back. See you soon.

Newberg Pod - Musician Steve Taylor from the Steve Taylor 3 Dec 15, 2023

Great catching up with my dear freind and brother Steve Taylor. We talk songwriting, performing, musical inspirations, Counting Crows, Oasis, The Young people and visualizing what you create. He has two new Christmas songs on Apple Music (And all platforms) "Precious Divine," and "Snow!" Instand classics! Check em out! Support independant artists!

Newberg Pod 41 Dec 05, 2023

Newberg Pod 40 - I talk about Matt Rife's special, Cruise ship comedy, Social media platforms being fast food, the five ways to correctly win at podcasting (Of which I do 2. Ha)and how to be funny again.

Newberg Pod - With guitarist Kevin Willson Nov 21, 2023

My friend Kevin who I was in the Vudu Hippies with me talks about being the guitarist for Uncle Kracker, touring with Kenny Chesney, playing football fields and doing Conan

Newberg Pod 39 with master impressionist Jonathan Kite Nov 17, 2023

Really fun episode. Jonathan talks about getting his big break on 2 Broke Girls, Meeting and working with Jamie Foxx, and kiling a ton of hilarious impressions. You will enjoy.

Newberg Pod - 38 Nov 13, 2023

The list of places ladies refuse to go on first dates, the U of M thing, Lions, The new Beatles song is not theor best and how I proposed...

Episode 37 with @askaconcierge "Sarah Dandashy" Oct 24, 2023

I met Sarah 14 years ago in LA when we did a sketch show together. Since she has created a travel biz that's a smash and authored a book. I am over the moon proud of her and hope you enjoy the chat and check her out.

Newberg Pod: 36 times today I've said the word soup. Oct 10, 2023

Hust talking determination, goals, going after it, and bullshit. My guest is me and I'm a delight.

Newberg Pod - Wsg Rachel Bonnetta Oct 03, 2023

Former NFL Network star, TV host, and bad ass comedian Rachel Bonnetta and I chop it up about comedy. Nerds only.

Newberg Pod Episode 34 - 4x Penthouse Pet and cover model Christiana Cinn Sep 26, 2023

My friend Christiana makes her living a unique way and we talk all about it. Check it out wherever you pod.

Newberg Pod 33 & Me Sep 19, 2023

I interview social media guru, fashionista, and all around cool kid, my friend Brittany Williams

Newberg Pod - I'm feeling 32! Sep 13, 2023

Be yourself, shine your light and go after what you want... And if some haters come after you, let em. It only means what you're doing is working. Cheers

Newberg Pod 31 for 30 Sep 05, 2023

Would you leave your partner at the airport? Are writers guaranteed a gig? Do the work, Jimmy Buffett, and as always, ME!

Newberg 30 - For all the people in tents and their pet porpoises. Aug 30, 2023

Quickk staying happy tricks, I love to work, and I am sorry, I went on a rant about the guy in England who got busted having sex with a calf. It's like five minutes of me going off. Ha. Sorry. Enjoy.

Newberg 29 pod - Quick hello cuz I was feeling it. Aug 21, 2023

Quick fix for the sads. Plus Kid Rock is dating Bud Light again, and other news.

Newberg Pod. Hocus Pocus improve your focus Aug 17, 2023

Had a wonderful time in Michigan. Can't thank y'all enough. Plus I am mostly talking and being positive.

Newberg Pod - Even when you can't, you can. Aug 08, 2023

I share my depression quick fixes and share ho easy it is to talk yourself in and out of a funk. Enjoy

Newberg 26 wsg Felicia Michaels Jul 26, 2023

What a fun chat with this incredible veteran of comedy. Moving to LA at 18 and being a regular at the store in the hey day of comedy. GREAT stories ans wonderful perspective on life. Enjoy.

Newberg Pod with special guest comedian and funny friend Jeff Baldinger Jul 24, 2023

Today we talk about how to live longer and to not be a seriel killer. Plus as always I give away hope.

Newberg Pod 24 - Fear and Loathing Jul 19, 2023

I learned a cool trick about fear facing. Plus All weird shit that's cool. #iykyk

Newberg Pod - 23 & Me Jul 17, 2023

I give you some cool tips for improving and Miranda Lambert wins. Plus I have a heat stroke on air.

Newberg Pod - Quick tips to stay up Jul 12, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me and I talk about that one thing you and I talked about that you time.

Newberg Podcast - Threads. Like Twitter, only the same Jul 06, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me. I talk about how Threads is a scam to promote the Elon Musk Zuckerberg fught :) And positivty! Duh

Newberg Pod "Love your family. Work hard. Live with passion." Guest: Wendy Liebman Jun 28, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: One of my all time favorite comedians: Wendy Liebman

Newberg Pod - "You Bella Believe It." Jun 26, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Actor friend and star of the Pitch Perfect movie franchise, Shelly Regner!

Newberg Pod "Razzle Dazzle." Jun 21, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Razzle Dangerously and we talk about the challenges of social media promotion and the exact thing you think we are. THE OCEANGATE SUB but you know, all positive & Stuff.

Newberg Pod "Confidence VS Arrogance." Jun 20, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me. I discuss NYC, overcoming hurdles, and taking on what scares you the most. To an extent. :)

Newberg Pod "Don't Worry, Be Happy. Or worry. Your call." Jun 15, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me and tips to help you micro dose some happiness.

Newberg Pod "Negative Energy With Sports." Jun 13, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me and my discussion is about ignoring the noise. Plus a Billy Joel Hero moment and dumb criminals

Newberg Pod "Happy is as Happy Does." Jun 07, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about: Cooking as therapy, chocolate, being on a reality show If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: TV Star and chef T Lawrence Simon from Crime Scene Kitchen 2

Newberg Pod "Feeling Froggy? Leap!" Jun 05, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about: Prisons, RIP Reed Schwallie, being honest. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Me

Newberg Pod - Toxic Positivity May 31, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about Toxic Positivity. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Little Hannah

Newberg Pod "The Reality of Reality." May 25, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about Reality TV. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Me

"I took the road Les traveled, but I never saw her." May 23, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about preparation. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: I had a really fun comics talking comedy with the hilarious Slade Ham. Check it out. Great stories.

Newberg Pod "Today is a Great Day to Have a Great Day!" May 17, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about preparation. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Author, comedian, producer Stephanie Paul. Great episode! Smart person!

Newberg Pod "10 Steps of Happiness." Guest: Phillip A Barb May 15, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about happiness. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Performance Coach, Emmy nominated producer, Phillip A Barbb

Newberg Pod "Life's a Journey not a Styx or a Foghat." May 10, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about happiness. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Performance Coach, Emmy nominated producer, Phillip A Barbb Today's show: Be nice to yourself.

Newberg 6 "The Long & Winding Road." May 08, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about happiness. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Comedian Pete Giovine and a lot of Beacher's Madhouse stories.

Newberg 5 "I'm Certain that I'm Positive." May 03, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about focus. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe.

Newberg 4 "Don't Call It A Comeback" May 02, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe.

Newberg "You're the only you." Apr 26, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe.

"Newberg Ep 2" - "A thousand mile Journey begins with a single footstep." Apr 24, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe.

Newberg - Ep 1 "The Legend Begins." Apr 19, 2023

Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe.

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