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House of Flying Daggers — Book 7, Ch. 28-30 Aug 14, 2018

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This is now a Minerva Mcgonagall stan podcast. Harry's getting better at Unspeakable Curses, and it's good, actually. The guardian of the Hufflepuff dorm gets his own children's show. Snape can fly, stop bullets, and see the green ones and zeroes that makeup our reality.

The Goblin Blockchain — Book 7, Ch. 25-27 Aug 07, 2018

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The gang gets Griphooked. Aunt Muriel's tiara makes an appearance on Antiques Roadshow. Ron goes too hard with his Transylvanian disguise and keeps saying "Bleh!" which ruins the plan. Hermoine gets lost and turns into a gross cave creature. Gold is a hot commodity.

101.3 KWIZ FM — Book 7, Ch. 22-24 Aug 01, 2018

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We turn a philosophic eye toward banditry. Neville wins two tickets to see Death Grips in a radio contest. The Malfoys learn there's no Command-Z for cronyism. Dobby, blood price... you get the idea. Ron grinds for some legendary-tier gear.

Crumpy & Friends — Book 7, Ch. 20-21 Jul 17, 2018

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Neville is noided. Xenophilius Lovegood shows us his collection of exotic explosives. We learn about the legend of the Hallows, and consider all the many ways it could become a merchandising opportunity. Ron: friend.

Doe, a Deer — Book 7, Ch. 18-19 Jul 10, 2018

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Harry discovers Dumbledore's alt-right Youtube channel. Bambi provides the gang with poisonous weaponry in a well-timed but ill-conceived Disney tie-in. In the Ronniest chapter imaginable, Ron sheepishly returns from a dumb fight, kills something, and still manages to get owned.

Big Splinch — Book 7, Ch. 14-17 Jul 05, 2018

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Ron gets splinched into three Rons. Kreacher becomes a SoulCycle instructor after Grimmauld Place gets gentrified. We break out the corkboard and yarn once again in search of the golden-haired thief. And our friend the titty snake gets a makeover.

Mid-Book Mailbag — Bonus Episode Jun 26, 2018

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It's time for another reader mailbag! Big thanks to everyone who wrote in with questions, topics, and howlers. We have an EXCELLENT Ted Tonks conspiracy theory — really! More Dune-scussion! And most important of all: more Filch.

Thiccnesse — Book 7, Ch. 12-13 Jun 19, 2018

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Does magic obey the laws of thermodynamics? Can you "accio" dark matter? Was Einstein a Hufflepuff? Umbridge uses Moody's eye to cheat at canasta. Draco becomes an anti-Muggle propagandist and appears on InfoWars. The plan goes great.

RIP DJ Rashad — Book 7, Ch. 9-11 Jun 13, 2018

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Ron's wallet is the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it. Where did Sirius even get Muggle swimsuit magazines from? Kreacher spills all in a very special episode of 60 Minutes. Madam Pomfrey invents the IUD.

I, Carly — Book 7, Ch. 6-8 Jun 05, 2018

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Hermoine hones her broadsword in preparation for her upcoming quest. Scrimgeour delivers Dumbledore's will, and reveals that he had a second, secret school that he was also running the entire time? Awkward. Ron lights his hair on fire. And Xenophilius Lovegood invites us on a tour of his candy factory.

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