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Episode 253 | Thanks For Ruining My Childhood Feat. KFC Barstool Mar 22, 2024

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We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover the classics and a couple current ones. Then we talk about life before podcasting and how we choose our social handles (19:12). We discuss the anomaly that is Elon Musk (28:12). This leads to a conversation about fan culture, the jersey buying days, and other early 2000s fashion trends (37:14). Well unfortunately we live in a sick world. Nickelodeon turned out to ruin a whole bunch of childhoods. We cover the recent doc and the nasty entertainment industry culture (48:12). We apply Rory’s “shirt in the pool” logic. Sidebar, Harvey W. had a mangled piece that we clown(1:13:40). We send our condolences to Flaco (NY’s favorite owl) Should Amber Rose be paid for being a muse (1:21:36)? And why has Rory been audited three times? It’s time for voicemails (1:37:23). We get into divorce culture and how to handle a break up. Tune in as the team & KFC discuss all of the above + more!

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Episode 252 | Money, Powder, Respect Mar 22, 2024

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New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out there. Rory failed at taking Amara down a slide (15:46) (please watch on YouTube) Is social media helping or hurting Meek (22:20)? We discussed if he’d fare well in the podcast space. Meanwhile, Rory still thinks the clock is on for Sexyy Red (35:57). This becomes a conversation about longevity in hip hop which leads to an early contender for song of the summer and if rappers can rap about violence/drugs and still have their integrity. We review Justin Timberlake’s album and cover the change in club culture (1:08:14). We miss the good old days. Speaking of old days, Julian shares an old Palooza story with the guys that leaves Rory speechless (1:25:48). Kanye lashes out at Kai Cenat for his unfavorable review of his oversized sweatpants (1:32:52). It’s time for voicemails (1:48:11). Rory goes on a tangent about ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’ and asks for help to line up the proper thr**some. For our second voicemail we did a lot of editing. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 251 | Prose & Consequences Mar 15, 2024

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We’re stressed out. Rory and Demaris were on the Discord Wednesday night holding a Def Poetry Slam. Mal takes this as an opportunity to bring up Julian’s new photography instagram account (14:04). This amount of laughing from this segment caused Mal to walk off set to gather himself. Once the funnies settle we get to the “beef”. Recently Consequence took shots at the guys on another podcast. Rory & Mal use this time to clear the air (with receipts) (28:50). Speaking of receipts, Yes Julz was fired from YZY for allegedly failing to abide by an NDA. We provide how mismanaged this situation has been and the odd type of work environment Ye must create (49:29). This reminded Rory and Julian of being put in the middle of label, manager, and artist drama. In corny news, Gilbert Arenas & Swaggy P felt compelled to reminisce on Draya for no apparent reason(1:08:39). It’s time for voicemails (1:20:46). We answer a riddle called all the way from Australia. For the second voicemail, listening once wasn’t enough. We replay it, take notes, and comment throughout for this wild scenario. This phone call starts a really fun conversation to take us into the weekend. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 250 | International Women’s Day Mar 12, 2024

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This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of Women’s History Month which leads into women on women conflict (12:26), LSU vs. South Carolina (16:36). In other basketball news, LeBron was cozied up courtside (21:08). Then Mal corrects Rory about a recent interview which led to a conversation about us going on other people’s podcasts (27:11). Are podcasters celebrities (39:42)? Shaun King is definitely a celebrity…he’s also muslim (conveniently in time for Ramadan) (47:42) Well it’s official…North West is taking the reins from Kanye and releasing an album (54:08). We speculate who she’ll diss (Adonis/Willow Smith) among other things. Then the guys provide an update on Dame’s standing with Rockafella (1:06:24). It’s time for voicemails (1:18:23). Both voicemails today revolve around a heavy conversation, but like always we find humor in them. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 249 | Fly On The Wall Mar 08, 2024

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We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our favorite spots . Anyway, the guys hit the studio together and Mal quickly has criticism for Rory (9:00). We break down Rory’s studio swag, or lack thereof. We decide to take another voicemail early in the episode where we learn about each other's career/personal milestones (29:25). Anyone check on Ryan Garcia? We get into the depths of this conspiracy (47:17) which leads us to another conspiracy regarding Matt Rife (57:42). Then we discuss Nelly’s comments about the competitiveness of hip-hop in the 2000s (1:08:00). We discuss how certain lyrics/shows shaped us as kids (1:16:00). It’s time for more voicemails (1:48:24). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, Vegas culture, Bryson Tiller, South Park, & Joe Rogan.

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Episode 248 | Podcast Multiverse Of Madness Mar 05, 2024

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We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (21:15). As usual, the room is split on how to handle these hypotheticals. Demaris shares that men can’t even get drunk anymore (add it to the list) (45:55) Then we expand our multiverse and bring in Vin Diesel & The Rock (48:38). We briefly talk about The Rock & Mark Whalberg running for President and the recent Supreme Court overturn (55:56). Meanwhile, outside of the country Usher dipped to Bali seemingly to clear his head / avoid the smoke (1:03:30). We give Schoolboy Q’s album and review and discuss a couple other artists we’re looking forward to hearing from (1:07:00). This leads to a larger conversation about the pressure Cardi B is under (1:11:16). It’s time for voicemails . This triggers Rory into hating on Jason Kelce’s love for his wife (1:25:40) and a childhood story of young Rory getting banned from a restaurant (1:39:39). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, owning a pet, work love languages, cheating habits, + more!

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Episode 247 | It’s Getting Steamy In Here Mar 01, 2024

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On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change your towels, sheets, & toothbrushes? This leads into a conversation about gym routine which ultimately lands us in the steam room (08:27). The guys make fun of Julian’s steam room “fantasies”. After everyone gets their jokes off we play a voicemail the earliest we ever have in an episode (20:02). Congrats to Rel (not our Rel) on getting laid. It’s time for the new Diddy allegations (25:49). We cover the new allegations and get into Meek Mill aka Freak Mill fighting for his life on the timeline. Staying in music, we recap the clip of Omah Lay stealing that guy’s girlfriend during a show (56:20). We try to put ourselves in his shoes. It’s time for voicemails (1:09:15). Today we address a mental health relationship question. On the second voicemail we cover whether or not schools should be teaching this specific subject (1:30:18).

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Episode 246 | Beyond Measure Feb 27, 2024

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Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z dirty macked Mal and Rory’s poor decision making that led him to bring someone fresh out to an adult club (6:08). Last week the team from Dreamville was all over NY. We cover the wild festivities which led to Julian having a moment with J Cole (Mal’s reaction goes as expected) (28:33). Then we catch Mal up on an off-mic conversation Rory, Julian and Demaris had after the previous recording (40:02). It involves the size of some people on the team, which in turn triggered Demaris. In political news, Trump was parading around all weekend (49:19). We cover his latest viral soundbite. Should Biden and Wendy Williams take the podium together (54:30)? Somehow we bring the conversation back to anatomy and look into the size of bears & elephants (1:06:22). Well SNL tried…sort of. We break down the problem with SNL’s hosts/target audience (1:11:40). It’s time for voicemails (1:44:25). Today we give young Ray Ray some sound advice about the future of dating. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 245 | This Episode Is A Deepfake Feb 23, 2024

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Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an in depth argument amongst the team. The timeline/world is becoming one big deepfake. We cover Bobbi Althoff & Rubi Rose’s “leaks” (55:04). For those in Mal’s age group do you remember Buttman Magazines? Let’s talk music…J Cole is beginning what seems to be the rollout for his forthcoming album, ‘The Fall Off’. Does he need a classic album (1:07:21)? We give flowers to Jeezy for his Tiny Desk (1:25:16). It’s time for voicemails (1:33:07). Julian gets made fun of for his dating habits (cue Mal). We take a second voicemail about wild stuff we’ve heard then head right into patreon. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more!

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Episode 244 | Trump Is Back & So Are We Feb 20, 2024

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We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Brown, however Julian wasn’t as lucky (6:32). This leads to a conversation about Chris getting uninvited from the NBA Celebrity All-Star game (12:47). Overall, the All-Star weekend was disappointing. We offer some solutions to make it better (20:00). In music news, Benzino appeared on Drink Champs and the Henny won (34:26). We react to his meltdown over Eminem and what is the allotted time for a “beef” to exist in Hip-Hop (45:47). And yes, Prince tried to run over Michael Jackson with his car. We call out & give credit to Drake, Sexyy Red, and SZA for an amazing music video (55:17). In more horrifying videos the NYPD has a dance troop (1:00:24). The ugly continues as Trump rolls out his sneakers at Sneakercon in Philly. Meanwhile, Glorilla & Damian Lillard spark a debate about relationship social media etiquette (1:14:40). We cover the Roots Picnic lineup and cover Rory getting in his Karen bag last year (1:29:41). Then we give flowers to Vince Staples for his show (1:41:00). It’s time for voicemails (1:47:40)! Tune in as the full team discusses all of the above + more!

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