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S3 Ep53: Death, Dying, and Vajazzling (with Cat Deeley) Nov 18, 2020

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Jodie and Celia welcome special guest Cat Deeley to the podcast this week! Cat joins the ladies all the way from London, where – guess what? It’s still hard to be a parent! Especially amidst a global pandemic. Cat’s young son recently asked her about death for the first time, so the ladies discuss how they handle such a difficult topic as parents. Don’t worry, they somehow manage to make existential dread funny. And of course, they discuss So You Think You Can Dance, and Celia shares a dance horror story of her own (because of course).
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S3 Ep52: Between Your Mom & A Hard Place (w/ James Harris) Nov 11, 2020

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Jodie and Celia are joined by James Harris (Million Dollar Listing), who is also a parent of two daughters. The three exhausted parents commiserate about the rampant misbehavior occurring during homeschooling, how much more quality time they have with their daughters (though it often descends into chaos), and the unique situation of their kids being able to Google their past misdeeds.
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S3 Ep51: It's All Celia's Fault Nov 04, 2020

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On this week’s episode, the tables are turned and the kids catch Jodie and Celia engaging in bad behavior. Smoking, name-calling – they come clean about it all. Then they discuss how to deal with differing politics among parents when the kids could possibly be alienated by it, and how to deal with differing politics in ALL relationships. Spoiler alert: it’s not easy. Neither is Celia and her boyfriend getting stuck in the middle of the desert. Lastly, get ready to here Jodie and Celia say the “c-word” many, many times.
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S3 Ep50: Vote! With Reed Galen Oct 28, 2020

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This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by The Lincoln Project co-founder Reed Galen! Reed, a former Republican and current Independent, talks about the mission of his political action committee: preventing the reelection of Donald Trump as president. They discuss intelligently fighting fire with fire, the most troubling aspects of Trump’s presidency, the effect of Covid-19 on Trump's image, and why it’s important that you vote in this election (and how to do it!).
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S2 Ep49: Death by Vagina Oct 21, 2020

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Jodie and Celia are back for Season 3 of Never Thought I’d Say This! They share some of their recent “never thought I’d” moments and catch listeners up on what they’ve been up to since last season – Jodie’s household grew by two (a boyfriend and a dog!), Celia accidentally showed up on Lulu’s class Zoom topless, and a new parenting tactic was discovered: being intentionally embarrassing. Plus, Little Murray gets a new friend.
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S2 Ep48: War Stories (with Zoie & Harper!) Aug 05, 2020

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In the final episode of Season 2, Jodie and Celia are joined by their most fabulous guests yet – their daughters, Zoie and Harper! In this very special episode, Jodie and Celia’s oldest daughters finally get a chance to air their grievances and share their own “never thought I’d say this” moments – about their moms. They’re entering their teenage years, so there are A LOT. The four ladies have an honest conversation about their relationship dynamics and end the episode with more understanding of one another (but still a lot of eye rolls).
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S2 Ep47: Ask Yourself (with Lauryn Whitney) Jul 29, 2020

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Jodie and Celia talk to the amazing Lauryn Whitney, creator of the impactful viral video “Ask Yourself.” Lauryn, the Black mother of a Black boy, asks people to consider why they think of her child, and of all Black boys and men, as a threat. She shares the wisdom of her experience with Jodie and Celia, and the result is a frank, emotional discussion about race and racism in the United States. Lauryn talks about how her child and other Black children are affected by institutional racism and poses helpful questions for non-Black listeners to ask themselves about how they might be upholding racist ideals. Lauryn also shares a hilarious “never thought I’d say this” moment in which her son learned a big lesson about human anatomy, and Jodie gives us an inappropriate anatomy lesson of her own.
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S2 Ep46: Walk to School or Carry Your Lunch Jul 22, 2020

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Jodie and Celia kick off the episode with their most recent parenting fails, which involve the kids saying some VERY profane things (and for proof, Harper makes a cameo on the podcast to say it to all of you). And in case you haven’t noticed, their oldest daughters have entered the teen years. Jodie and Celia talk about learning how to accept that their daughters don’t necessarily want to listen to their advice right now, and will have to make their own mistakes as they become the people they’re growing up to be. And that just because they’re moms doesn’t mean that their feelings don’t get hurt by their kids. And speaking of moms, Celia leaves us with two pearls of wisdom from her own mother that might take a lifetime of reflection to understand…
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S2 Ep45: Aliens, Take Me Away! Jul 15, 2020

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Homeschooling is over, summer is here, and Jodie and Celia are breathing a sigh of relief! Sort of. The kids are TikTock-ing, not doing their chores, and asking Celia about her sex life. Jodie and Celia are also dealing with an increasing number of internet trolls, and they discuss the ways in which politics is a parenting issue. Plus, Celia tells a couple new stories about her mom, as a treat.
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S2 Ep44: Parenting Hell Bingo with Marla Sokoloff Jul 08, 2020

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This week Jodie and Celia are joined by actress and mom Marla Sokoloff! They talk about the stresses of parenting during a pandemic and discuss the Zen and recovery and therapy wisdom they’re keeping in mind to help themselves and their kids deal with these scary times. Plus, they all swap stories of child vomit incidents (don’t say we didn’t warn you).
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