Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

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Jesse Joyce Has Never Seen Avatar Sep 19, 2023

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Jesse Joyce has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He HAS, on top of that, written jokes about Avatar for The Oscars. Check out his full script, a bunch of on-brand tangents about Buzz Aldrin and art, and some Build the Perfect Movie.

Kyle and Jesse are joined by Jono Zalay!

Check out Jesse's new book "Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln." You can read it on Scribd, and get a free 60 day trial through this link. Go check it out! Sign up, read the book, unsign up. Boom.

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Joe Kwaczala Has Never Seen Titanic Sep 12, 2023

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Joe Kwaczala has never seen Titanic, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Can you believe he left out the poker scene? Kyle and Joe are joined by Amy Silverberg, who has definitely seen Titanic, at a very formative time in her life.

Listen to the full script, hear the extended discussion and games on patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit

See Kyle live in Los Angeles this Friday, September 15th, performing his show "Hard to Say," a comedy show about chronic pain and more, with special guest Joel Kim Booster. Tickets at elysiantheater.com

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Mike Carrozza Hasn't Never Seen Inception Aug 29, 2023

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Mike Carrozza hasn't never seen Inception, and he rewrote it, and we read his script. Listen to what Mike is pretty sure probably happened, and his explanation for why he chose this movie for the podcast

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Kenny DeForest Has Never Seen Oppenheimer Aug 22, 2023

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Kenny DeForest has never seen Oppenheimer, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kenny also hasn't seen Taken in a while, and that plays into it all.

After his script, we play some Character Card Head for the first time in a while, and more!

Check out Kenny's new special and album, "Don't You Know Where I Am?" on YouTube and via Blonde Medicine Records.

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JTS - Alison Leiby Has Never Seen Sausage Party Aug 18, 2023

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Just The Scripts! We revisit fan favorite scripts and add some audio punch-ups.

Alison Leiby has never seen Sausage Party, but she rewrote it and here's what she think happens, with a little audio production from Kyle.

Enjoy!

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Paul Morrissey Has Never Seen Jurassic Park Aug 15, 2023

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Paul Morrissey (Letterman, Late Late Show, his new album Ice Cream vs Everything) has never seen Jurassic Park, but he rewrote it and we read his script.

Paul has a jam of a time writing what he probably thinks happens in Jurassic Park. Kyle, despite the entire conceit of the show, cannot believe Paul hasn't seen it.

Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman.

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Fan Scripts! Pulp Fiction, Jerry Maguire, The Notebook Aug 08, 2023

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Fan Scripts! Submitted by you, the listeners! Some listeners have never seen Pulp Fiction, Jerry Maguire, and The Notebook, but they rewrote them and we read their scripts. Host Kyle Ayers is joined by Bailey Norton and Tyler Jackson.

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Tom Thakkar Has Never Seen Memento Aug 01, 2023

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Tom Thakkar has never seen Memento, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Script start about 30 minutes in, we had a little catching up to do. Kyle and Tom are joined by Phil Morris.

After the script, some games.

Thank you for listening!

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JTS - Langston Kerman Has Never Seen Scarface Jul 28, 2023

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Just The Scripts! We revisit fan favorite scripts and add some audio punch-ups.

Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface, but he rewrote it and here's what he think happens, with a little audio production from Kyle.

Enjoy!

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Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Hook Jul 26, 2023

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Kyle has never seen Hook, but he rewrote it and we read his script.