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Net Positive with John Crist

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won’t solve all the world’s problems, but on the net…it’s a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative

Copyright: © John Crist

Latest Episodes:

God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates) Aug 20, 2025

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You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI

9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN

9/21 - Paducah, KY

9/26 - North Charleston, SC

9/27 - Macon, GA

9/28 - Hiawassee, GA

10/2 - Evansville, IN

10/3 - Dayton, OH

10/4 - Peoria, IL

10/10 - Knoxville, TN

10/11 - Greenville, SC

10/16 - York, PA

10/17 - Detroit, MI

10/18 - Cleveland, OH

10/24 - Birmingham, AL

10/25 - Chattanooga, TN

11/7 - Boise, ID

11/8 - Spokane, WA

11/9 - Tacoma, WA

11/20 - Abilene, TX

11/21 - San Antonio, TX

11/22 - Tyler, TX

11/23 - Austin, TX

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12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA

12/7 - Redding, CA

12/11 - South Bend, IN

12/12 - Munhall, PA

12/14 - Buffalo, NY

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Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates) Aug 13, 2025

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You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Too Much Dopamine Aug 06, 2025

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Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay) Jul 30, 2025

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The gold standard, revisiting Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Raise Your Hand Jul 23, 2025

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Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive.

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Planet of the Vapes Jul 16, 2025

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Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive.

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(Wellness) Jul 09, 2025

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Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit) Jul 08, 2025

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Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Gross Positive Jun 25, 2025

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John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a positive.

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This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy) Jun 18, 2025

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Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive.

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