Net Positive with John Crist

Latest Episodes:

Choke-fil-A Sep 22, 2022

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John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?
TOPICS:
Intro (00:00)
John DM's Kevin James (4:37)
John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)
Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)
Half Mast Flags (42:45)
Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)
Fact Check (1:03:38)
The Karen Debate (1:08:15)
...and more
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Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUT
Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC
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Moms vs Mermaids Sep 15, 2022

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There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus.
Intro (00:00)
The human body goes to work (00:54)
Show stories w/ John (05:20)
Little mermaid (29:00)
Profile pic rules (39:26)
Queen Elizabeth (48:05)
Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)
Fact check (1:07:10)
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WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
PREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17
Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1
New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8
Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22
Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT
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Alabama Mustang Sep 08, 2022

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We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Cowboy boots - (3:05)
John buys a Mustang - (12:23)
Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)
Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)
Emotional support alligators - (50:40)
The confidence of a pilot - (1:18:30)
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Men In Black 5 (w/ Derrick Stroup) Sep 01, 2022

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This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.
Topics include:
Intro (00:00)
Accents (01:15)
Rec basketball leauge (06:35)
Most intimidating men (13:15)
Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)
John gets confronted by the police (51:55)
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It Must Be Mocked Aug 25, 2022

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If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.
Topics Include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Where are jerseys acceptable?
- John's DM drama
- Reacting to Rogan
- Mini Library update (worst one yet)
- What NOT to wear for an alter call
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Don't Forget To Wave Aug 18, 2022

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THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.
Topics Include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Dating for content (3:50)
- John goes into bit mode (14:58)
- The importance of the wave (19:50)
- Documentaries are fake (53:00)
- Bama rushtok (1:03:42)
- John was in a fraternity? (1:21:04)
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Left On Read Aug 11, 2022

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John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go.
Topics include:
- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)
- John's British Accent (27:33)
- MLS Soccer (30:57)
- Will Smith's Apology (34:07)
- Getting Left on Read (57:10)
- How to DM a Celebrity (1:25:40)
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No Cap (w/ Josh Black) Aug 04, 2022

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Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.
Topics:
- John's "support" at Josh's show (3:20)
- John gets a lesson on slang (25:44)
- Joshua & the Promise Land (45:23)
- John reveals his middle name (48:23)
- Black church versus white church (53:45)
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Respect The Flag Jul 28, 2022

Show notes

There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp...
Topics Include:
- Religious Freedom
- Bird Scooters
- Breaking Rules
- Getting in dumb fights with your significant other
- Getting left on read
- The National Anthem
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WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
-----
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I Like Your Shoes Jul 21, 2022

Show notes

Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.
Topics Include:
- Dixie Stampede
- Hooters
- The effect comedy has on people
- Noah's Ark Video
- Compliment Challenge
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WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
-----
Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Facebook
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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