Net Positive with John Crist

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We Don’t Know Yet Nov 06, 2024

Show notes

It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest assured, we bring you all the important takes and talk about the wildest hypothetical celebrity endorsement on both sides… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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Call Me a Fan Oct 30, 2024

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The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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I Was Wrong (w/ Clay Travis) Oct 23, 2024

Show notes

Podcaster politics, women keeping score, getting ejected from youth sports, and funny terrorists… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/6 - Toledo, OH

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

1/31 - Greensboro, NC

2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

2/8 - Columbus, OH

2/13 - Rochester, NY

2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

2/15 - Tysons, VA

3/7 - Branson, MO

3/8 - Kansas City, MO

3/9 - St. Louis, MO

3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

4/11 - Omaha, NE

4/12 - Wichita, KS

4/17 - Sacramento, CA

4/18 - Fresno, CA

4/19 - San Diego, CA

4/27 - Pensacola, FL

5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson) Oct 16, 2024

Show notes

Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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These People?? Oct 09, 2024

Show notes

Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Am I Racist? (w/ Matt Walsh) Oct 02, 2024

Show notes

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Beer, Truck, Truck (w/ Kassi Ashton) Sep 25, 2024

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Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/5 - Sarasota, FL

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com

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175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown) Sep 18, 2024

Show notes

Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

11/1 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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I Wish It Was You Sep 11, 2024

Show notes

Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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I Got A Thing… Sep 04, 2024

Show notes

Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

10/6 - Saginaw, MI

10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

11/1 - Oxnard, CA

11/2 - Long Beach, CA

11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com

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