"You! What day is it?!"
"Why it's January 6th, sir, six days into the new year o'course!"
"A remarkable boy! Do you know where My High School iPod has Part 2 of their 'Now That's What We Called Music: Best of 2019' hanging in their podcast store window?"
"You mean the Part 2 of their 'Now That's What We Called Music: Best of 2019' that's twice as big as me?!"
"Yes the very same! Go and buy it, lad, and have them deliver it here to me! I'll give you a shilling, no, half-a-crown for your troubles, good boy!"
"Yessir!"