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My Dad Wrote A Porno – My Dad Wrote A Porno

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened – but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he’s decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1’s Alice Levine, Jamie reads a chapter a week and discovers more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Latest Episodes:

S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All' Aug 01, 2021

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 (we're adding new US and Canada dates). All details at www.mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract Jul 28, 2021

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on.

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S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree' Jul 25, 2021

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo.

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Footnotes: Dialect Coach Jul 14, 2021

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach.

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S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry' Jul 11, 2021

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)...

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Footnotes: Show and Tell Jul 07, 2021

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days.

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S6E7 - 'HS2' Jul 04, 2021

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin

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Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone? Jun 30, 2021

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood?

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S6E6 - 'B;B;B;' Jun 27, 2021

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo.

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Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2 Jun 23, 2021

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments.

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S6E5 - 'Back To Basics' Jun 20, 2021

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues.

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Footnotes: Samara Weaving Jun 16, 2021

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda

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S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks' Jun 13, 2021

The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference.

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Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline" Jun 09, 2021

To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/

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S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks' Jun 06, 2021

Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing.

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Footnotes: Feet Jun 02, 2021

Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six.

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S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor' May 30, 2021

Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move.

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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5 May 26, 2021

Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused...

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S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust' May 24, 2021

Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine

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Best of Book Five Apr 05, 2021

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two Dec 14, 2020

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One Dec 07, 2020

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.

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Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha Dec 25, 2019

As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4 Dec 16, 2019

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight' Dec 09, 2019

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?

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Footnotes: Finale Predictions Nov 28, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...

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S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink' Nov 25, 2019

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.

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Footnotes: Your Sex Stories Nov 21, 2019

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex...

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S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q' Nov 18, 2019

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: G'day Belinda! Nov 14, 2019

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under.

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S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin'' Nov 11, 2019

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show...

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Footnotes: Dan Levy Nov 07, 2019

Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy

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S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty' Nov 04, 2019

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...

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Footnotes: Calling Belinkers Oct 31, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga

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S5E8 - 'M's The Word' Oct 28, 2019

Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too Oct 24, 2019

Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan

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S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof' Oct 21, 2019

Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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Footnotes: Learning German Oct 17, 2019

In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.)

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S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower' Oct 14, 2019

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.

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Footnotes: Josh Groban Oct 10, 2019

Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion

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S5E5 - 'Smiffy' Oct 07, 2019

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.

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Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again Oct 03, 2019

Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far..

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S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;' Sep 30, 2019

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...

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Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda Sep 26, 2019

The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke

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S5E3 - 'The Safe House' Sep 23, 2019

Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz.

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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4 Sep 19, 2019

You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise.

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S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep' Sep 16, 2019

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?

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Footnotes: In Memoriam Sep 12, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion.

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S5E1 - 'The Aftermath' Sep 09, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived...

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Best of Book Four Jun 03, 2019

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2020. For full dates and ticket info, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3 Dec 17, 2018

It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap...

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1 Dec 17, 2018

In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans...

(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016)

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2 Dec 17, 2018

In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!

(ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017)

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S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch' Nov 19, 2018

In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...

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Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson Nov 15, 2018

Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham Palace...

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S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit' Nov 12, 2018

In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...

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Footnotes: Jon Ronson Nov 08, 2018

Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment...

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S4E11 - 'The Meet' Nov 05, 2018

Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?

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Footnotes: Ask Us Anything Nov 01, 2018

Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions.

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S4E10 - 'Clit Talk' Oct 29, 2018

Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...

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Footnotes: Hayley Atwell Oct 25, 2018

Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was...

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S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can' Oct 22, 2018

Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client

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Footnotes: Gay 101 Oct 18, 2018

In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay

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S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station' Oct 15, 2018

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina.

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Footnotes: James Haskell Oct 11, 2018

England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked'

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S4E7 - 'Copier Blues' Oct 08, 2018

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.

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Footnotes: Sexual Health Oct 04, 2018

The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street.

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S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons' Oct 01, 2018

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.

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Footnotes: Jessie Ware Sep 27, 2018

Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'...

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S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?' Sep 24, 2018

Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.

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Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Sep 20, 2018

Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years

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S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand' Sep 17, 2018

Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy...

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Footnotes: Helga's Case Files Sep 13, 2018

Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky.

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S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions' Sep 10, 2018

More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues...

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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3 Sep 06, 2018

You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes.

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S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret' Sep 03, 2018

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out..

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Footnotes: Who Is The Special One? Aug 30, 2018

We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories...

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S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved' Aug 27, 2018

Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care?

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Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb Aug 20, 2018

Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co.

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Best of Book Three Apr 09, 2018

Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is.

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Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall Feb 01, 2018

A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there!

Tickets go on sale on Friday 2nd February at 9am - for full details of this and all our live dates across America, Canada and the UK, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live

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S3E15 - 'East Berlin' Sep 04, 2017

As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans...

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Footnotes: How Will It End? Aug 31, 2017

The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale

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S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase' Aug 28, 2017

After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment.

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Footnotes: Personality Test Aug 24, 2017

Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all.

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S3E13 - 'A Schweinsteiger Afternoon' Aug 21, 2017

Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin

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Footnotes: Ben Barnes Aug 17, 2017

Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie

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S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid' Aug 14, 2017

Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina

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Footnotes: Vagina 101 Aug 10, 2017

After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina.

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S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew' Aug 07, 2017

Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.

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Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult Aug 03, 2017

Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...

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S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar' Jul 31, 2017

Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly

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Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life Jul 27, 2017

The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse.

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S3E9 - 'Yorkshire' Jul 24, 2017

Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.

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Footnotes: Sex Parties Jul 20, 2017

Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties.

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S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time' Jul 17, 2017

Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society...

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Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs Jul 13, 2017

After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'...

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S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain' Jul 10, 2017

Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory...

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Footnotes: Belinda's CV Jul 06, 2017

Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae...

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S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch' Jul 03, 2017

Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.

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Footnotes: Mara Wilson Jun 29, 2017

Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda

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S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?' Jun 26, 2017

After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate...

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Footnotes: What Happens Next? Jun 22, 2017

After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end?

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S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride' Jun 19, 2017

Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn...

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Footnotes: Stephen Mangan Jun 15, 2017

Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human...

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S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table' Jun 12, 2017

Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction...

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Footnotes: George Ezra Jun 08, 2017

Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'...

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S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall' Jun 05, 2017

Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set...

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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2 Jun 01, 2017

You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3...

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S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time' May 29, 2017

Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwroteaporno.com

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Best of Book Two Apr 17, 2017

Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga.

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S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch' Oct 24, 2016

Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax...

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Footnotes: Michael Sheen Oct 20, 2016

Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare...

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S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce' Oct 17, 2016

Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese...

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Footnotes: Inside Our Book Oct 13, 2016

We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages...

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S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret' Oct 10, 2016

It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess...

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Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby Oct 06, 2016

Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine...

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S2E14 - 'Texas, USA' Oct 03, 2016

Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there?

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Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray Sep 29, 2016

Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities.

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S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away' Sep 26, 2016

Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next...

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Footnotes: Live Shows Sep 22, 2016

It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage...

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S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit' Sep 19, 2016

Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam...

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Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch Sep 15, 2016

Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves...

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S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty' Sep 12, 2016

Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured...

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Footnotes: Twitter Roulette Sep 08, 2016

The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far...

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S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up' Sep 05, 2016

It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle...

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Footnotes: Rachel Bloom Sep 01, 2016

Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical'

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S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force' Aug 29, 2016

Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach...

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Footnotes: Daisy Ridley Aug 25, 2016

The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII...

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S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High' Aug 22, 2016

After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club...

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Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno Aug 18, 2016

It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something...

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S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara' Aug 15, 2016

Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel.

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Footnotes: Reddit Aug 11, 2016

The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing...

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S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam' Aug 08, 2016

The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski...

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Footnotes: Learning Dutch Aug 04, 2016

Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help...

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S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter' Aug 01, 2016

It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.

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Footnotes: We've Got Mail Jul 28, 2016

The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far...

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S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On' Jul 25, 2016

Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...

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Footnotes: Joe Lycett Jul 21, 2016

Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked

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S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk' Jul 18, 2016

Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks...

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Footnotes: Book Announcement Jul 14, 2016

Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP

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S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm' Jul 11, 2016

Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas...

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Footnotes: Elijah Wood Jul 07, 2016

Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future

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S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip' Jul 04, 2016

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment...

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Best Of Book One Jun 06, 2016

Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1'.

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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions Dec 25, 2015

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2...

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S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am' Dec 21, 2015

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?

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Footnotes: Casting The Movie Dec 17, 2015

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...

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S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean' Dec 14, 2015

It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter?

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Footnotes: Merchandising Dec 10, 2015

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise...

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S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist' Dec 07, 2015

Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service...

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Footnotes: Rocky's Biography Dec 03, 2015

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography...

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S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm' Nov 30, 2015

Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...

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S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey' Nov 23, 2015

In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse...

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S1E8 - 'The Chalet' Nov 16, 2015

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy...

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S1E7 - 'The Tombola' Nov 09, 2015

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy...

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S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse' Nov 02, 2015

This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?

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S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling' Oct 26, 2015

This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling...

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S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client' Oct 19, 2015

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients.

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S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting' Oct 12, 2015

This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates...

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S1E2 - 'The Leather Room' Oct 05, 2015

In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles.

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S1E1 - 'The Job Interview' Oct 05, 2015

In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.

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My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer Sep 28, 2015

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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