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Episode 92: Pricey Pearl 10 – History of JS Pt2 Aug 09, 2015

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This starts off with a big copy/paste from Episode 1, but once we get through that the fun starts. God, the Holy Ghost, and John the Baptist all show up and start handing out priesthoods like candy. Then we get to meet some new characters like Martin, Oliver, the Professor, and Mary Ann (ok fine, not Mary Ann), and they've got some tales to tell too.

"Drink" Count – BYOB (technically, no drinks)

Episode 91: Pricey Pearl 9 - History of JS & Roman Pt2 Aug 03, 2015

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What could be more fun than listening to the young Joseph Smith whining about how much people picked on him for babbling on about visions? Well, maybe another clip of the very popular Roman taking a crack at the Book of Mormon Stories!

"Drink" Count – 1

This one isn't exactly a "drinking episode"

Episode 90: Pricey Pearl 8 – Matthew & Special Guest Roman Jul 27, 2015

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This one starts out with Ol' Joe's re-translation of a chapter of Matthew from the Bible. It's pretty pointless, but we make it through. Then, we're joined by a very special guest who makes everything so much more entertaining!

"Drink" Count – 3

Not even half a beer. Better make em shots!

Episode 89: Pricey Pearl 7 – Abraham 4-5 Jul 20, 2015

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Yet another telling of the Genesis creation story, but this time with even more gods! Then thankfully we're joined by Prophets Fat Joe and Lil Wayne to help finish up The Book of Abraham.

"Drink" Count – 12

2 lovely beers

Episode 88: Pricey Pearl 6 - Abraham 2-3 (Kolob?!?) Jul 13, 2015

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I don't know what else to say. Kolob is a real thing. I'm still in shock. You've just got to hear this one to believe it.

"Drink" Count – 4

Not even an entire beer (but plenty of insanity)

Episode 87: Pricey Pearl 5 - Moses 8-Abraham 1 Jul 06, 2015

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We finish up The Book of Moses and then jump right into The Book of Abraham. Oh, and there's an Egyptian third grader's art class homework in between. And sadly, the racism and misogyny just keeps getting layered on more and more.

"Drink" Count – 9

Just a beer and a half

And don't forget to check out my interview with John Dehlin from the Mormon Stories podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngomGsqa4l0

Episode 86: Pricey Pearl 4 – Moses 7 Jun 29, 2015

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Enoch gets whisked away to heaven and to watch the trailer for all of human existence, and it get's really weird really fast. We get islands emerging from the sea, cities being lifted up to the heavens, mountains running away, rivers changing course, fires, floods and (and I swear I'm not making this up) giants! But then it takes mormon racism to a whole new level. So be prepared for some pretty hateful text, this chapter isn't pretty.

"Drink" Count – 19

A litter over 3 beers

Episode 85: Pricey Pearl 3 – Moses 6 Jun 22, 2015

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So, we get to meet this slow talking seer guy named Enoch, who, it turns out, everybody hates. But Enoch doesn't seem to care that much since his boyfriend is god (yeah, that's kinda what it sounded like!). God decides to teach all those haters a lesson so he creates the one and only hell as a place to send them (that'll teach em!). Then we jump back in time and some god spirit baptizes Adam and then tells him about how cool that Jesus dude is.

"Drink" Count – 6

Another single measley beer

I'll see everyone in Salt Lake City on June 25!

Episode 84: Pricey Pearl 2 – Moses 4-5 Jun 15, 2015

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First we learn that Satan had a waaaaay better plan for the Earth than Jesus ever did. Next, Adam and Eve eat the forbidden fruit, but upon reflection, did they really have a choice? Then Cain kills Abel, but again, can you blame him? Then all of humanity turns against God, what a shocker.

"Drink" Count – 6

1 measley beer

I'll see everyone in Salt Lake City on June 25!

Episode 83: Pricey Pearl 1 - Moses 1-3 Jun 08, 2015

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We finally start The Pearl of Great Price, or as we now call it, The Pricey Pearl. So far, it's pretty much just a long conversation that God has with Moses trying to convince him how awesome he is. And we get the creation story of Genesis told in painstaking detail. Oh, and Satan pops in to say hello.

"Drink" Count – 15

2 and a half beers

I'll see everyone in Salt Lake City on June 25!

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