Muses of Mythology

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Story 61: Kronos is a Terrible Dad (w/ Robert Gaymer) Aug 01, 2023

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"Guess who was the father."
It's been five books, so we guess we have to talk about Kronos now. Good thing Robert Gaymer (they/them) of TheDamMemePage is here to help get through the mess that is the Names of the Titans.
Talking points include which Titan had what job, the value of the name "Kruke," the reason why the Titanesses sat out the Titan War, and DJ's correct and brain-melting observation about stars and constellations.
Spoilers for Trials of Apollo, Lore Olympus, Borderlands, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, God of War, Attack on Titan, Brutal Legend, and The Owl House
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about murder, domestic abuse, child abuse, imprisonment, and being eaten alive.
Check out all the things Robert does!
TheDamMemePage on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedammemepage/
Entering Storybrooke Podcast: https://linktr.ee/storybrookepod
That's the Sitch Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/7dKrUL5YsCKH8wZg6s9KrA?si=41699d4883a94022
Truham Grammar Book Club Podcast:
https://www.instagram.com/truhamgrammarbookclubpod/
Learn more about The Peregrine Fund at https://www.peregrinefund.org/
The Sword of Hades Bonus Episode up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
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No portion of this episode may be used for large language learning models or generative AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Darien Smartt or Davis Smartt.

Story 59: The Last Olympian, or Percy Saves the World? (Pt. 2) Jul 25, 2023

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"Nico breaks Percy out of jail."
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) finish their conversation about The Last Olympian–for real this time!
Topics include the curse of Achilles making Percy a full-on superhero, whether Luke went to the "Middle Place," if the armpit is a good weak point, a direct call out of Seaweed Brain podcast, and much bemoaning over Luke saying THAT.
Please note: This episode was recorded before the release of The Sun and the Star. All thoughts regarding the relationship between Nico DiAngelo and Will Solace are pure conjecture.
Spoilers for The Last Olympian and The Trials of Apollo
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about death, imprisonment, mental health crisis, abandonment, and physical violence.
Diary of an Angsty Teen Bonus Episode up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
You can also leave us a 5-star rating and review on your favorite podcatcher at Lovethepodcast.com/musesofmythology
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Story 59: The Last Olympian, or Percy Saves the World? (Pt. 1) Jul 18, 2023

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"It's all Zeus' fault."
Let's kick off the final book in Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) have so many thoughts about this book that it became the podcast's first two-parter!
Topics include who has a claim on loot (magical, flying chariot loot, or otherwise), the tragedy of mortals who cannot let go of the gods, how the deaths of underdeveloped characters can still be sad, and why Zeus is totally to blame for all this mess.
Spoilers for The Last Olympian and The Tower of Nero.
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about death, imprisonment, mental health crisis, abandonment, and physical violence.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Podcasters Bonus Episode up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us

Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
You can also leave us a 5-star rating and review on your favorite podcatcher at Lovethepodcast.com/musesofmythology
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PREVIEW: Eragon and Back Again - Ep 1. Eragon: Prologue Jun 07, 2023

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Get a taste of Darien's new podcast!
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Eragon and Back Again!

Hosts Darien Smartt (she/her) and Lucy Hart (she/her) dive into the world of Alagaësia and explore the Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini. Join us as we explore themes, foreshadowing, and narrative techniques that will give you a whole new appreciation of this childhood favorite.

As professional writers, we provide an insightful look into the series and share our personal experiences with the books. From dissecting the prologue's unique approach to discussing character introductions, our captivating analysis aims to leave you wanting more of the world of Alagaësia.

Come along for an engaging journey!

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PREVIEW: Eragon and Back Again (Trailer) May 31, 2023

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NEW PODCAST COMING WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2023
Two adult writers revisit a childhood favorite and journey through Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle! It's a weekly podcast about adventure stories and writing tips, with plenty of laughs along the way.
Keep up with the show on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/eragonpod/
Send an email to EragonPod@gmail.com

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Story 58: The Great God Pan is Soup! (w/ Robert Gaymer) Apr 11, 2023

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“Pan went back to the primordial god soup.”
We close out season four with an episode about Pan! Which means it's finally time to answer a question from the beginning of the season: What counts as "the wilds?" Beloved past guest, podcaster, and meme maker Robert Gaymer returns only to be dragged into a fierce debate!
Other topics include Grover’s arc from follower to activist leader, the many myths of Pan’s parentage, the time Pan and Apollo faced off in a battle of the bands, Robin Hood’s famous reed pipes, and the blatant disrespecting of Nico DiAngelo.
Spoilers for Heroes of Olympus, Trials of Apollo, Playful Pan, and Go the Distance: A Twisted Tale
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about sexual assault, murder, death, climate change, and colonialism.
Check out all the things Robert does!
TheDamMemePage on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedammemepage/
Entering Storybrooke Podcast: https://linktr.ee/storybrookepod
That's the Sitch Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/7dKrUL5YsCKH8wZg6s9KrA?si=41699d4883a94022
Truham Grammar Book Club Podcast:
https://www.instagram.com/truhamgrammarbookclubpod/
Learn more about Literacy for Incarcerated Teens at https://www.literacyforincarceratedteens.org/
Muses of Mythology will return Tuesday, July 18, 2023!!
The Battle of the Labyrinth Mini Myths Bonus Episode up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
You can also leave us a 5-star rating and review on your favorite podcatcher at Lovethepodcast.com/musesofmythology
Find us @MusesOfMyth on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com

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Story 57: Daedalus says 'Ethics are Optional' (w/ Lochlyn) Mar 28, 2023

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"Ethics are optional."
Our favorite grad student Lochlyn (she/her) joins the pod to discuss the incredibly creative and ethically ambiguous mythological inventor Daedalus! Was he just one guy? Was he really from Athens? And what was up with the nephew murder?
Other talking points include the bizarre human impulse to feel threatened by greatness that is not one's own, Chiron not being the worst teacher ever, why Daedalus should have been a son of Hespestaus, and mild slander towards a decades-old live-action Disney movie.
Check out Lochlyn's book recommendation, Kaikeyi by Vaishnavi Patel (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/57127277-kaikeyi)
Spoilers for Circe, Terraria, Hades, Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids 3D, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Kim Possible, Powerpuff Girls, Back to the Future, and Tron
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about child death, parental neglect, murder, bestality, and physical violence.
The One That Got Away Bonus Episodes up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
You can also leave us a 5-star rating and review on your favorite podcatcher at Lovethepodcast.com/musesofmythology
Find us @MusesOfMyth on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com

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Story 56: It's Antaeus with a Steel Chair! Mar 14, 2023

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“You think you know wrestling?!"
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) know nothing about wrestling. If only someone would show up and help them get through this episode about wrestling!
Other topics include deadly bearhugs, reused plot lines, kayfabe, and Darien's heel turn to becoming the villain of the podcast.
Learn more about the Malala Fund at https://malala.org/
Check out TheCrystalConman on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheCrystalconman
Spoilers for Heroes of Olympus, Professional wrestling plots from the last several decades
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about gun Violence, sexism, violence against women, death, physical violence, descriptions of physical injury, murder, death by suicide, over-sexualization of women
Avatar Legends TTRPG Bonus Episodes up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
You can also leave us a 5-star rating and review on your favorite podcatcher at Lovethepodcast.com/musesofmythology
Find us @MusesOfMyth on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com

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Story 55: Calypso's Sad Girl Dating Guide Feb 28, 2023

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“The most Sad Girl in the Rick Riordan books.”
Experiencing heartache? Maybe skip this episode for now.
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) present their most melancholy episode yet by discussing Calypso. She’s sad, she’s pretty, and she’s nothing like her mythic source material in The Odyssey.
Other topics include Darien being weirdly cool with age gaps getting explained away in fantasy romance stories, DJ being weirdly into hella-sad relationship tropes, the Leo Valdez Defence Club, the decor of Ogygia, relationship dealbreakers, and clothing glow-ups.
Spoilers for Heroes of Olympus, Trials of Apollo, The Kane Chronicles, Twilight, Pirates of the Caribean (film franchise), Star Trek: Discovery, Shazam: Fury of the Gods, and How I Met Your Mother
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about imprisonment, sexual intercourse, sexual assault, power dynamics, and implied pedophilia
Wizard of Legend Bonus Episodes up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
You can also leave us a 5-star rating and review on your favorite podcatcher at Lovethepodcast.com/musesofmythology
Find us @MusesOfMyth on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com

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Story 54: Hephaestus Makes Cool Stuff (w/ Leo TheGeekScorpio) Feb 14, 2023

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“Hephaestus is our protagonist, so we’re on his side right now.”
Leo the GeekScorpio (he/him) returns to discuss the god of the forge, Hephaestus! And that means DJ, once again, gets to dunk on Eternals (2021).
Other topics include wedding anniversary gifts, reorganizing the Periodic Tables of Elements, DC Hephaestus being a secret-keeping bro, Pandora’s Box v. Pithos, and the correct way to impart divine knowledge without undermining human ingenuity.
Check out Leo on Gaming Theater Presents at https://linktr.ee/Gamingtheaterpresents
Read the articles Darien references in this episode at:
file:///C:/Users/drsma/Downloads/matkinson,+02+feat+Deris.pdf
https://irl.umsl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1014&context=urs
Spoilers for Trials of Apollo, Lore Olympus, SMITE, Eternals, Ys 4, Wolf 359, Bioshock, Homestuck (I know, right??), Justice League: Unlimited, Marvel Comics, Immortal: Phoenix Rising, Hades, God of War 3, Guardians of the Galaxy (Comic), and Zeus (City-builder video game)
Content Warning: This episode contains mentions of and conversations about natural disasters, imprisonment, tropes regarding physical disability, physical violence, sexual assault, forced marriage, disabled slurs, and adultery.

Learn more about the Syrian American Medical Society at https://www.sams-usa.net/
We Speculate Wildly About Hades 2 Bonus Episodes up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology
About Us
Muses of Mythology was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.
Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart
Love the podcast? Support us on Patreon and get instant access to bloopers, outtakes, and bonus episodes! Patreon.com/musesofmythology
You can also leave us a 5-star rating and review on your favorite podcatcher at Lovethepodcast.com/musesofmythology
Find us @MusesOfMyth on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find all of our episodes and episode transcripts at MusesOfMythology.com

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