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Top 10 Movies of 2023 Jan 21, 2024

Craig's top 5 and Jake's top 5 make a fabulous top 10 for your 2023-specific viewing pleasure. No overlap this year either. Then they do their 6-10. So I guess this is a top 20. Except there's overlap there. And Craig has an additional 7 instead of 5. So there's... there's just a lot going on. Still good though.

Top 10 Movies of 2022 Dec 30, 2022

Craig and Jake drop the tastiest top fives you ever did hear before their six questions burrow deep into your hearts and memories.

Find Craig at:

https://www.youtube.com/wheezywaiter

https://twitter.com/wheezywaiter

Find Jake at:

https://www.youtube.com/@jakejarvi

https://www.instagram.com/janks37

Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird

Rom Coms, Spider-Mens, and Chainsaw Massacres Mar 08, 2022

Ahh, February. The season of romance. Craig and Jake discuss the rom coms they watched for Valentine’s Day, the new Spider-man, the new Ghostbusters, the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, they witness a UFO, and revisit the tagline game.

Our Scream Histories, Tom Hanks Should Be Alone, and Lindsay Lohanuary Feb 11, 2022

For the first MOVIED! monthly, Craig and Jake discuss their personal histories with the Scream franchise, the perils of the Tom Hanks dentistry scene in Cast Away, the new Oscar-snubbed Nicholas Cage movie Pig, Jake's experience with catching Covid, a Lindsay Lohan marathon in January dubbed Lindsay Lohanuary, and the introduction of the tagline game.

Jake appeared on the Who's There? horror podcast (another podcast that understands the value of punctuation within the title): https://open.spotify.com/episode/2mnvht1Yz28hsIhNuwBlHU?si=4VfenmLsRrmsJEY9lf4H1g

Top 10 Movies of 2021 Jan 03, 2022

Craig and Jake each deliver a smokin' hot top 5 movies of the year, discuss the late-pandemic cinemascape, and fight about holiday rom-coms.

Promising Young Woman Mar 28, 2021

Craig and Jake discuss the controversial and highly divisive masterpiece Promising Young Woman. Among our six questions we discuss favorite revenge films and whether Craig ever witnessed anyone spitting in food when he was a waiter what wheezes.

Edited by Meg Ray

Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird

Mank Jan 16, 2021

A new Fincher film? About screenwriting in classic Hollywood??? This we gotta see. We also blind-pitch a sci-fi movie, talk about the best movies about writing, favorite classic film noirs, and opine over the best trophy wife in cinema. Edited by Meg Ray: https://www.megraymedia.com/ Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird

The New Mutants Dec 08, 2020

Craig and Jake take a look at the latest in the 20th Century Fox X-men franchise as five youngsters with extraordinary abilities are confined to a mental health facility. In this week's six questions raised by the film, we explore our greatest fears, favorite season of Buffy, and the best-designed cinematic werewolf. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=N2GlGGL_QAKFMv1OpUtT2A Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Bill & Ted Face the Music Sep 09, 2020

Craig and Jake tackle the return of two non-henious prodigal sons, missing lo these 19 years. This is also the birth of a shorter, tighter format including the SIX QUESTIONS raised by the film. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=N2GlGGL_QAKFMv1OpUtT2A Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Project Power Aug 25, 2020

Craig and Jake discuss the #1 movie on Netflix, Project Power; what's the breaking point for believability with CGI fire; and whether Casey Neistat's love is enough to make us care about a woman who's freezing to death. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=aftx1R4QTQedwSyIfMbPow Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

The Rental Aug 09, 2020

The smart little horror film that was #1 at the US theatrical box office two weeks in a row. Craig and Jake discuss how hard it is to pull off a movie like this, whether horror requires gore, and a video version of the podcast arrives on WheezyNews later in the week. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

The Old Guard vs Palm Springs Jul 25, 2020

Immortals everywhere! The big movies on Netflix and Hulu are both about people who just won't die. One is super action'y and comic book'y and the other is super hipster'ish and Ground Hog's Day'ish. Craig and Jake talk about their favorite movie immortals, the plight of the "sensitive tough guy", and finding peace in the repetition of adult life. MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Patriots Day Jul 11, 2020

Craig and Jake discuss last week’s number 1 movie on Netflix, Patriots Day about the Boston Marathon bombing. They also get into the work of director Peter Berg, how the word “patriot” has been co-opted by assholes, making characters likable in under three minutes, and other favorite movies based on real events. ---- MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

365 Days Jun 26, 2020

Things get very steamy as Craig and Jake discuss the number 1 movie on Netflix this week, 365 Days. This thing has more violent eroticism than you can shake Massimo's stick at. I mean, it's got it all--a shower scene, foreplay choking, the boat scene, a drone shot sex scene, and we didn't even talk about all the spitting that has TikTok all hot and bothered. Plus, we talk about some of our favorite erotic thrillers of the '90s. Get MOVIED! Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

To All The Boys P.S. I Still Love You May 29, 2020

Something you've never before heard on MOVIED!, a discussion about a teen rom-com. Listen as a couple of romantic comedy lovers battle a couple of extreme skeptics. Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

What Happened to Monday May 05, 2020

Craig and Jake welcome Eliza and Carlyn to the podcast for a quarantine live-streamed episode of the podcast examining a fictional world in crisis while their real world is in crisis. But the movie crisis is okay because it's filled with sci-fi action and seven Noomi Rapaces. MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Dec 30, 2019

After we agreed on our love of the last divisive Star Wars movie, where do we stand on the new divisive Star Wars movie? Then, Jake has a revelation and we discuss our top five favorite movies of the DECADE! MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Avengers: Endgame May 20, 2019

After the tragic events of our Avengers: Infinity War episode, the team is back together to take on Avengers: Endgame. Will Craig and Jake finally agree on an Avengers movie? Does the film do justice to the 21 films that came before? How are the MOVIED! hosts trying to lose the weight they put on after they became full-time video editors? All this and more... Find us everywhere! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse Mar 28, 2019

In an effort to cash in on what was our most successful episode, we return to the world of super-hero cinema with Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse. Did this movie catch both Craig and Jake in its hyper-stylized web or do we have another Infinity War on our hands? iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Suspiria Feb 26, 2019

Time to talk about the craziest, bloodiest, witchiest movie of 2018. Craig and Jake have VERY different points of view on this one, so kick back in your mirrored dance studio, twist yourself into an unspeakable pretzel, and enjoy a vicious argument between friends. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Mission Impossible: Fallout Jan 24, 2019

Not only do we talk about the newest Mission Impossible movie, we go heavy into the whole franchise, get real about Tom Cruise, decide our top three favorite action movies, and, of course, discuss Heather Graham's directorial debut. Man, this podcast really does have it all. Casual Joggers vs. Tom Cruise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KYk_IA_8ok MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Annhiliation Aug 27, 2018

MOVIED! stays aboard the sci-fi express as we talk about Alex Garland's Annihilation. This episode takes a second to get going as we talk about things Wheezy and YouTube related. Actual episode starts four minutes in. Then, after an hour of sci-fi goodness, we try something new with a half hour of chatting with the livestream. Is that a feature we should keep? We'd love to hear your thoughts. #TalkingAboutNataliePortman #GottaDrinkSomePortMan MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

The Endless Aug 17, 2018

Time to talk about the super cool indie, horror-tinged, sci-fi flick, The Endless. Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead really know how to hinge their stories on funny, interesting characters and dialogue that feels real while crazy-ass stuff starts to happen and fascinating ideas are explored. Now that's filmmaking, y'all. MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Ready Player One Jul 31, 2018

This MOVIED! causes yet another rift in Craig and Jake's friendship. Speilberg's return to massive sci-fi spectacle is a little too something for some and just enough oh-yeah for others. This episode was also recorded live on the WheezyWaiter YouTube channel so you can watch us have this conversation if you prefer, just with less crisp audio and no edits: https://youtu.be/Volp-22JjJk #nothingmatters #whatishappening #speilbergforever MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

A Ghost Story Jul 17, 2018

This time we talk about the strange and beautiful A Ghost Story. These are the kinds of movies I love talking about most. The conversation gets so much deeper when the flick isn't so cut and dry. Don't worry though, we plan to talk about a big, blockbustery picture next time. I know you were worried. P.S. I know you weren't worried. #jakehatesmattdamon #hereallydoesnt #craigdoesntbelieveinghosts MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

MOVIED! Theme Song Stems Jul 16, 2018

This is just in case anyone wants to make us a theme song. These are the only two parts of our current theme song. Use both, use neither. Any theme songs that are created as an intro to our podcast and a link sent to us here or to moviedpodcast@gamil.com will get used. (Or at least parts of them if you go g-dang crazy and make a super long one.)

Avengers: Infinity War May 31, 2018

It finally happened. An episode where Craig likes the movie more than Jake. For once, the MOVIED! protagonists switch roles as Jake attacks and Craig defends. It had to happen eventually, but who would have guessed that it would happen on a friggin' Avengers movie?! MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

The Work of Steven Soderbergh Apr 23, 2018

This time we discuss the work of writer/director/cinematographer/editor Steven Soderbergh. Craig is a BIG fan. Special attention is paid to Logan Lucky, the Magic Mike movies, and Schizopolis, but we also talk about Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Out of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brokovich, the Ocean's movies, Bubble, Side Effects, and indie cinema in general. There's not really much in the way of spoilers here, so go nuts. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Apr 12, 2018

So this episode is about 20% talking about Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle and just a bunch of talking about the movies we've seen since we last saw each other. Also, a few life updates at the beginning. We haven't talked in a bit, so...yeah. This thing solidly reiterates our non-format of rambling movie conversation. Good times. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih

Spider-man: Homecoming & superhero movies Feb 17, 2018

This time on MOVIED!, we talk about the latest Spider-man flick, Marvel movies, DC movies, reboots, and Jake's self-diagnosed superhero fatigue. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

Get Out Feb 11, 2018

This time we discuss the highly lauded Best Picture contender Get Out. But we also talk a lot about other potential Best Pictures, other Best Director nominees, and basically stage a love-in over Jordan Peele's directorial debut. Man, this is a fun hobby. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

Brawl in Cell Block 99 Feb 06, 2018

Another beautifully disturbing and hyper-violent entry of MOVIED! as we discuss Brawl in Cell Block 99. First bit isn't too spoilery, then we go on ahead and get spoilery. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

Blade Runner 2049 Jan 19, 2018

So I guess if we talk about sci-fi we go over an hour. On this episode of MOVIED we discuss all of the Jois and sorrows of Blade Runner 2049. First bit isn't too spoilery, then we go on ahead and get spoilery. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

Mother! Jan 12, 2018

This time we talk about a much less popular movie. And weirder. And more disturbing. Basically, Jake's wheelhouse. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih

The Last Jedi Dec 26, 2017

Everyone hates or loves The Last Jedi. Or "likes it, but..." or "was disappointed, but the action..." We love it. And talk about it for a little over an hour on the first installment of MOVIED. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih

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