Bill rambles about primates, meat substitute colorization, and the Golden Globes controversy.

Bill rambles about the weekend in sports, dangerous Christmas toys, and pheromones.

Bill rambles with the Lovely Nia, Justin Long, and Sam Rockwell.

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Bill rambles about the weekend games, SLAYER, and appropriate gifts.

Bill rambles about his history with test taking, keeping your expenses low, and black Friday.

Bill rambles about the greatness of Thanksgiving, Ukraine, and dealing with animals in the family.

Bill rambles about basketball, extra steps, and the news.

Bill rambles about mosquitoes, no football, and feeling alive.

Bill rambles about progressive tweets, movies on the plane, and the quality of life in New York City.

Bill rambles about college football, Comics Come Home, and then talks to comedian Jessica Kirson.

Bill rambles about Boston, covered up news stories, and the craziest state in the U.S.

Bill rambles about Pats/Ravens, old man shit, and fighting a cat.

Bill sits on his front yard and rambles about young people, celebrating, and Dolemite Is My Name.

Bill rambles about the fires, wagons, and amphibians.

Bill rambles about free time, errands, and deleting tweets.

Bill rambles about these damn kids today, mom skanks, and sports fans.

Bill rambles with drummer Steve Gorman.

Bill rambles about privacy, reasons for a panic room, and climate change rebuttals.

Bill rambles about bar commotions, taking tests, and Yale students.

Bill rambles about the end of the decade, rivalries, and climate change.

Bill rambles about unseen minorities, back ailments, and Jeffery Dahmer’s dessert.

Bill rambles about football, cancel culture karma, and gives a standing ovation.

Bill rambles about football, the problems with fashion, and crazy names.

Bill rambles about uniforms, the Emmys, and keeping your trap shut.

Bill rambles with comedian and friend Jim Gaffigan.

Bill rambles about Iron Maiden, football, and Sovereign States.

Bill rambles about doing radio, week one, and flight simulators.

Bill rambles about the NFL, Vegas, and Dr Phil.

Bill rambles about Fudgie the Whale, jokes, and putting out life fires.

Bill rambles about money, the South, and parenting.

Bill rambles about hurricanes, mumble rappers, and hot sleepers.

Bill rambles about celebrating, Sonny Liston/Cleveland Williams, and dentitions.

Bill rambles about townies, homeless people, and Herbie Hancock.

Bill rambles about MotoGP, cooking shows, and inheritances.

Bill rambles about racing, museums, and Nia reads a review.

Bill rambles about Epstein, 'Do What You Love', and helping schools.

Bill rambles about pizza in Brooklyn, baseball, and losing friends.

Bill rambles about making super humans, fighting styles, and protest violence.

Bill rambles about baseball, fatties, and the theater.

Bill and Nia ramble about Time Square and Gemini’s.

Bill rambles about the 80’s, cocaine, and getting your woman to the gym.

Bill rambles about heat waves, conference calls, and the prison system.

Bill rambles about unruly comedy club guests, the blackout, and levels of British-ness.

Bill rambles about bike deaths, casting whores, and the offseason.

Bill rambles about terminators, redheads, and fetishes.

Bill rambles about American Wars, root beer floats, and the NBA Summer.

Bill rambles with Justin Long about 90's Pride Parades, acting, and classic television.

Bill rambles about Broadway, side effects of a mustache, and comedy audiences.

Bill rambles about Cuban cigars, drums, and people that are “blunt.”

Bill rambles while finishing his raw almonds. He apologizes for eating during the first 5 mins.

Bill rambles about men dying young, being aggressive, and fun funerals.

Bill rambles about Finals, sports commentators, and sad Drake.

Bill rambles about New York, pretending to care, and the U.S. economy.

Bill rambles about the NHL, Staten Island, and the lovely Nia.

Bill rambles about playoff fans, downtime on a movie set, and Jeopardy James.

Bill rambles with comedian Steve Byrne about the early days of comedy, getting into fights, and his new documentary.

Bill rambles about the upper east side, depression, and blow jobs.

Bill talks with comedian Steve Sweeney about Boston, fighting, and success.

Bill rambles about playoffs, talking points, and ghosting mid-date.

Bill sits down with Duff McKagan of Guns and Roses to talk about his new album.

Bill rambles about drugstores, dirty birds, and perverts in the park.

Bill rambles about playoffs, inflight movies, and a certain Patriots jacket.

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about Europe, religious recruiting, and spin the bottle.

Bill rambles about the age of humanity, Endgame, and becoming Billy Birkenstock.

Bill rambles about fishing, volcanoes, and My Two Dads.

Bill sits down with singer-songwriter and bassist Tal Wilkenfeld.

Bill rambles about militant vegans, God Bless America, and adult circumcisions.

Bill rambles about fatties, the playoffs, and old man theories.

Bill rambles about Tiger Woods, war games, and groping.

Bill rambles about Premiere League, Hollywood deals, and pearls.

Bill rambles about wigs, femurs, and Cadbury Eggs.

Bill rambles about a charity gig, product jingles, and green smoothies.

Bill rambles about F1, Dumbo and station wagons.

Bill sits down with drummer and percussionist Stephen Perkins.

Bill rambles about vegans, reading, and angry teachers.

Bill sits down with Les Claypool to talk about his new project, The Claypool Lennon Delirium.

Bill rambles about F1, not wearing a shirt, and gets on his freckled soap box about taxes.

Bill rambles about documentaries, New Yorkers, and female serial killers.

Bill rambles about Direct TV, meditation, and the Beatles.

Bill rambles about weed/booze, R Kelly, and punching plaster.

Bill rambles about the digging up the dead, taping a special and burping at the gym.

Bill rambles about Liverpool, food, and Beatles history.

Bill rambles about the legacy of Brody Stevens, the American dream, and taking it easy.

Bill rambles about New York, faulty sneakers, and classic television.

Bill rambles with director Jason Reitman.

Bill rambles about marketable politicians, future debates, and death in children's stories.

Bill rambles about room service, positions of power and a woman named Butch.

Bill rambles about turtlenecks, the emergency room, and buying land back in the day.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about the winning, serial killers, and accidentally ruining a threesome.

Bill rambles about aging, art, and the Super Bowl.

Bill sits down with Josh Adam Meyers to talk about his podcast 'The 500', classic albums, and failed vasectomies. the 500 with Josh Adam Meyers: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-500-with-josh-adam-meyers/id1440000749?mt=2

Bill rambles about being late with the podcast, expiring technology, and his TV crushes.

Bill rambles about NFL Championships, staying attractive, and conspiracies that turned out to be true.

Bill rambles with Nia about being sensitive, TV, and how to tell your g/f to be healthy.

Bill rambles about German Saunas, NFL Playoffs, and the Cunt of Warsaw.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about Luxury, travel, and a gay man with a little hat.

Bill rambles about Germany, NFL playoffs, and thin privilege.

Bill rambles about customs, fake asses and Tipper Gore.

Bill rambles about missing shows, country clubs, and gypsies.

Bill rambles about working your core, old school Celtics, and wars.

Bill rambles about having a day of rest, boys vs. girls, and quitting your job.

Bill rambles about responsibility, Christmas trees, and adapters.

Bill rambles about NFL titles, Fancy Nancy, and matching tattoos.

Bill sits down with Brian Regan.

Bill sits down with Judd Apatow.

Bill rambles about Liverpool, search bars, and gift pressures.

Bill rambles about award show speeches, an alcoholic questionnaire, and smoking a pipe.

Bill rambles about being lonely in NYC, combat pilot H.W. Bush, and the cars of F is For Family.

Bill rambles about gutters, buying a tree, and alternative was to imbibe.

Bill rambles about Skype, mall stabbings, and how to drink.

Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, the new NFL, and visiting remote islands.

Bill rambles about stay-cations, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and banging your roommate.

Bill rambles with Nia about Instagram, thirst traps, and body image.

Bill rambles about Hotel Donnie, Instagram, and Estonia.

Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, press conferences, and falling out of bed.

Bill rambles about the hardships of being a celebrity podcaster, solving the Middle East problem and wedding thing cheerleaders.

Bill rambles about arguing, living in Vegas, and Halloween costumes.

Bill rambles about The Red Sox, Bud light cans, and breaking up with people.

Bill sits down with comedian Nate Craig.

Bill rambles about knives, the pumpkin patch, and engine fires.

Bill rambles about doing press, building security, and Michelin stars.

Bill rambles about the NFL, epic sports bar guy, and afternoon delights.

Bill rambles about getting a new phone, playoffs, and sociopaths.

Bill rambles about the Red Sox, phone calls and erectile disfunction.

Bill rambles about returning to Boston, sober October, and getting bored.

Bill rambles about the Forum, helicopter stunts, and going with your gut.

Bill rambles about stem cells, scuba murder, and Ferarris.

Bill rambles about Frankie Valli, delivering papers, and hacking.

Bill rambles about betting, corn, and the difficulties of being a woman.

Bill rambles about football, Pompeii, and The Charleston.

Bill rambles about short people, throwing out trains, and NFL week one.

Bill rambles about lunatic customers, the Toronto International Film Festival, and fighting an alligator.

Bill rambles about burning sneakers, troops, and football.

Bill rambles about football, dancing, and solar energy.

Bill rambles about owning your own shit, vintage chairs, and reads click-bait.

Bill sits down with comedian Tom Papa.

Bill rambles about playoffs, Conan, and cardio.

Bill rambles about sun stroke, robots, and pretzel rolls.

Bill sits down with comedian Tom Rhodes.

Bill rambles about food processors, red heads in movies, and dating sites.

Bill rambles about Mexican food, MeTv, and morning rituals.

Bill rambles about the flight back to Los Angeles, RnR wrap-up, and strict parents.

Bill rambles about glutes, stadium traditions, and Rough N' Rowdy.

Bill rambles about Texas, nutrition and lesbian dating advice.

Bill rambles about getting old, nutrition, and whiskey.

Bill rambles about Comic-Con, conflicting nutritional advice, and Russia.

Bill rambles about kid songs, the O.K. sign, and soft tires.

Bill rambles about anger relapse, Eastern Europe, and Stealing the World Cup.

Bill rambles about World Cup Soccer, MeTV, and Drake.

Bill rambles about World Cup, 'roaring' crowds, and ex-presidents.

Bill rambles about 2am fights, political douchebags, and buying an old house.

Bill rambles about College, Stand Up, and white guys on bicycles.

Bill interviews Dave Elitch and apologizes to The Specials.

Bill rambles about the great Vinnie Paul, music festivals, and hair transplant scars.

Bill rambles about flying home hungover, movie snobs, and Guns N' Roses.

Bill rambles about his last days in Paris, Le Mans, and grounded sixteen year olds.

Bill rambles about eating baguettes, speaking French, and kids learning instruments.

Bill rambles about the French Open, evil mergers, and how to treat wait staff.

Bill rambles about his performance at Royal Albert Hall.

Bill rambles about the Capitals, recliners, and the Irish News.

Bill rambles about Vegas pregame show, his temper, and nobody having the video.

Bill rambles about losing Game 7, Hollywood vanity, and Korean Foreskins.

Bill talks with professional race car driver Danica Patrick.

Bill rambles about Artisan ice cream, expansion franchises, and the Royal Wedding.

Bill rambles about San Francisco, keeping score, and Kyle Dunnigan's instagram page.

Bill rambles about museums, paper shredders, and getting a lawyer.

Bill sits down with Bill Hader to talk about his new HBO show Barry.

Bill rambles about steak houses, the Bruins, and legal tender.

Bill rambles about the Hollywood sign, shitty news outlets and playoffs.

Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.

Bill rambles about the super cold, creating controversy and Heritage pork.

Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia.

Bill sits down with comedian Bret Ernst.

Bill rambles about taxes, Syria and not being a rat.

Bill rambles about toupees, clean living and baseball fights.

Bill rambles about Rough N Rowdy, Billy 'no Vice', and lunatic Sheela.

Bill rambles about Dean Delray's bash, 80's rockers, and yoga.

Bill rambles about the Shandling Documentary, 45's, and believing in ghosts.

Bill rambles about being late to the party, MotoGP and Slayer.

Bill rambles about instagram, stewardesses and F1.

Bill rambles about blow, flat Earth and hair halos.

Bill rambles about the Easter Bunny, bowling alleys and Takes From The Tour Bus.

Bill rambles about the dentist, being back on Instagram and the news.

Bill rambles about nuclear proliferation, two team cities and eating meat.

Bill rambles about meaningful weddings, flying helicopters and equal pay t-shirts.

Bill sits down with musician Al Jourgensen.

Bill sits down with legendary drummer Kenny Aronoff.

Bill rambles about the Bruins, inspirational speakers and guns.

Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, Women's Olympic Gold, and filthy tray number 11.

Bill rambles about Lent, Titties and Ben Franklin.

Bill rambles about the new, Valentine's Day and church.

Bill sits down with comedian Kevin Shea.

Bill rambles about making cupcakes, Quincy Jones, and Valentines day.

Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1.

Bill rambles about Reno, Meshuggah, and Super Bowl predictions.

Bill sits down with comedian Todd Rexx.

Nia and Bill promote their episode of Crashing this Sunday on HBO.

Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids and self preservation.

Bill sits down with comedian Jim Florentine.

Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names and ex wives.

Bill rambles about JP Morgan, Alabama and cross checking a relative.

Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs and The Golden Globes.

Bill rambles about the news, beautiful woman, and getting back on the wagon.

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, resolutions and Bill W.

Bill rambles about Christmas, booze, and the Newman Device.

Bill rambles about Christmas in New England, the original 6, and bullet proof glass.

Bill rambles about passive aggression, traveling and focused practice.

Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man.

Bill rambles about Virgin Airlines, Jagged Little Pill and a waterless Earth.

Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails.

Bill rambles about LA fires, geography, and NFL predictions.

Bill rambles about la-z-boys, college playoffs and nosy neighbors.

Bill rambles about Christmas shopping, nodding off on heroin and Elisha Manning.

Bill rambles about college football, plastic surgery and progressive rock.

Bill rambles about Thanksgiving tips, what to cook, and going to a masseuse.

Bill rambles about filming nature, Malcom Young, and social media.

Bill rambles about Newark airport, eating salads and Brandy.

Bill rambles about F1 robberies, Brad Paisley, and the Cellar Table.

Bill rambles about being relaxed, sweaters and politics.

Bill rambles about Milwaukee, electrolytes and being full of shit.

Bill rambles about female pilots, hammered people and performing at the Surf Ballroom.

Bill does his first live podcast at the ATC Podcast Festival in Phoenix, Arizona.

Bill rambles about best supporting actors, mountain climbers and silk worms.

Bill rambles about considering taking mushrooms, dying and his Austin weekend.

Bill rambles about being homeless, do overs and Lionel Ritchie.

Bill rambles about the NFL caring, moving your head and shoplifting.

Bill rambles about the Yankees, potted plants and homemade cereal.

Bill rambles about the Swamp, Rosie the Riveter and the Coast Guard.

Bill rambles about bum fights, sliders and left tackles.

Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference and fatties.

Bill rambles about lightning, sing songs and Buccaneers.

Bill talks with Felipe Esparza about his new HBO special and answers readers emails.

Bill rambles quietly about Opioids, nerds and jamming.

Bill rambles about no booze, making an ass of himself at a party and the Stub Hub Cent-AHH!

Bill rambles about Saturday, being a dope and watching football.

Bill rambles about the South, undefeated seasons and the Russians.

Bill rambles about hurricanes, the South and advertisers.

Bill rambles about Europe's little counties, Force India and no boozin' there.

Bill rambles about golf, scammers and hand jobs.

Bill rambles about Make A Wish, Booze Batting Lineups and free T-shirts.

Bill rambles about population control, Isaiah Thomas trade and the word 'spectacle'.

Bill rambles about gambling on baseball, Adam and Eve and snooping.

Bill rambles about the A-Star, the news and your happy neighbor.

Bill rambles about luxury apartments, the Jersey Shore and being a hypocrite.

Bill rambles about traveling, the Sklar Brothers and his temper.

Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath and saying Nuke-You-Lar.

Bill rambles about the Mooch, the Coast Guard and the Outcast Network.

Bill rambles about heat waves, ole fatty cakes and MLB.

Bill rambles about action movies, Italian restaurants and awful hats.

Bill rambles about being and old man, microchips and Aaron Judge.

Bill rambles about snake charmers, Bank of America and the Red Sox.

Bill rambles about the lottery, video games and halitosis.

Bill rambles about babies, nature videos and Johnny Paycheck.

Bill rambles about Dr Phil, Hitler's House and his new drum kit.

Bill rambles about new ball parks, cows and the cheating Colts.

Bill rambles about patience, helicopters and being a booze bag.

Bill rambles about the New York Breeze, big houses and and giving them the Sun.

Bill rambles about photosynthesis police, the Big Papi roast and minding your p's and q's.

Bill rambles about CNN/FOX, doing roasts and looking out your own head.

Bill rambles about being a mogul, hitting the showers and transitional habits.

Bill rambles about Mayweather/Mcgregor, the first Quakers and metric modulation.

Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP and salmon.

Ol' Billy No Fun talks about music, ellipticals and how to celebrate your birthday.

Bill rambles about Clusterfest, pile on teams and medical students.

Bill rambles about taking care of yourself, how to watch baseball and Tiger Woods.

Bill rambles about grilling, cultural appropriation and driving and ambulance.

Bill rambles robbing banks, custom underwear and slavery.

Bill rambles about Saskatchewan, New York City and the Celtics vs the Cavs.

Bill rambles about animals, Kelly Olynyk and Chris Cornell.

Bill rambles about hamburger, charities and the Stanley Cup Shot Glass.

Bill rambles about DC, teddy bears and the family back East.

Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish.

Bill rambles Cleveland, buckles shoes and DVR etiquette.

Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC.

Bill sits down with friend and actor Joey McIntyre.

Bill rambles about karma, MotoGP and living on Mars.

Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America.

Bill rambles about crack, buying socks and nasty pigs.

Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself and making dumplings.

Bill rambles about jock straps, the Bruins and the great Charlie Murphy.

Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food and red flags.

Bill rambles about applesauce money, ball tapping and robot visitors.

Bill rambles about kissing in public, psychos and listening to your gut.

Bill rambles about unholy matrimonies, Shinola and the Bawston Brewins.

Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house.

Bill rambles about Florida, the Datsun 510 and reconnecting with your kid.

Bill sits down with Deanna, Jamie and Steven Adler to discuss Deanna's new book.

Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars and losing his shit.

Bill rambles about hot labels, Anthropoid and being naked and afraid.

Bill sits down with comic and friend Jim Norton who's Netflix special is now airing on Netflix.

Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven and half-a-dude wrasslin.

Bill rambles about electricians, water damage and liking bread.

Bill rambles about the Kobe 11s, country music and baloney sandwiches.

Bill rambles about Atlanta, French rappers and the Who and Whom police.

Bill rambles about Daytona, texting and taking back roads.

Bill rambles about the Patrice benefit, pitching a movie and Coach K.

Bill rambles about old babies, heroes and first degree cuntiness.

Bill rambles about cereal, Habs fans and the divorced man dream house.

Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K and changing diapers.

Bill rambles about the art of knocking, sleeping on the road and Duke vs UNC.

A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth.

Bill rambles serial killers, the real Law and Order and Super Bowl hype.

Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping and chicken little.

Bill rambles about James Harden, acid trips and trying on a tuxedo.

Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football and writing poetry.

Bill rambles about Wheel Of Fortune, Joe Louis Arena and crushing your vitals.

Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan and football playoffs.

Bill rambles about corned beef, the drought and giving whales a voice.

Bill rambles about the Russians, apple trees and dropping the c-note on your LAY-DEEE!

Bill rambles about gay-cut tees, sitting on rainbows and doctors without shoes.

Bill rambles the Rose Bowl, having hope and one thing leading to another.

Bill rambles about vacation, life insurance and Joe Pesci.

Bill rambles about woman removers, NBA hoop and blaming the year 2016.

Bill rambles about user friendly slacks, silver bells and Patrick Swayze

Bill rambles about owning a Lion, computer updates and all time passing yardage.

Bill sits down with comedian and author Rich Shydner.

Bill rambles about the gun test, traveling and experiencing loss.

Bill sits down with comedian and friend Jim Florentine.

Bill rambles about Nico Rosberg's retirement, cardio music and toupee sex.

Bill rambles about white shit, preachers and having Ebola.

Bill rambles about the mannequin challenge, Nico Rosberg and grabby cabbies.

Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, football and Isis.

Bill rambles about Top Gun, sting ays and putting on weight.

Bill sits down with friend and comedian Ben Bailey.

Bill rambles about Pats/Seattle, lingerie and having a platform.

Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults and orange toupees.

Bill rambles about Christmas shopping, getting rid of old shit and this god damn election.

Bill rambles about the Cubs, the rain delay and Indigo Girls.

Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs and the Buffalo Bills.

Bill rambles with guest Joe Rogan about killing Elk, killing Bears and Joe's new special Triggered.

Bill rambles about emergency landings, not checking out and 60 minutes.

Bill rambles about credit, treading water and angry Karaoke.

Bill rambles about Scientology, recording a special and Washington DC.

Bill rambles about creepy songs, NHL hockey and military chauffeurs.

Bill rambles about hurricanes, robots and potato pancakes.

Bill rambles about playoff baseball, first world problems and losing his fuckin' num-BAHZZZ!

Bill rambles about The Ryder Cup, owning a Pit Bull and dead people's guitars.

Bill rambles about white legs, the NFL and anger issues with special guest Michael Rappaport.

Bill rambles about books, sex suits and road rage.

Bill rambles about fat cities, the name Vanessa and the Village People.

Bill rambles about the Patriots, Durham NC and "daring to try.

Bill rambles about doll's feet, rat shit and Jimmy "Garofalo" Garoppolo.

Bill rambles about football, strip clubs and quitting on stage.

Bill rambles about Sully, The East Side Comedy Club and having 9 kids.

Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, pastries and hecklers.

Bill rambles about booze, weight and Lee Marvin.

Bill rambles about golf wear, Reno and winning the Grand Slam.

Bill rambles about shiny suits, making waffles and fat shaming.

Bill rambles about missing UFC 202, lewd behavior and WrestleMania.

Bill rambles about Sharks, Bruins trades and junk flopping out of speedos.

Bill rambles about supermodels, mootz-ah-rella and Billy Squier.

Bill rambles about Scotland, packing and squeeze box players.

Bill rambles about performing in England, afternoon shows and The Real Fast N Loud Arabs of London.

Bill rambles about dead babies, John Bonham and Will Grigg.

Bill rambles about Dublin, jet lag and performing in a tent.

Bill rambles about playing drums at The Roxy, Headbangers Ball and John Hinkley.

Bill rambles about The South, security and Deep Purple.

Bill rambles about weed, the ocean and holding your calls.

Bill rambles about homeless naps, a dancing bush and hairy backs.

Bill rambles about malls, mustaches and fucking robots.

Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80's gyms and destruction of property.

Bill rambles about flying international, Danny Ainge and Formula 1.

Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix and journeyman Quarterbacks.

Bill rambles about awards shows, cars and NHL trades.

Bill rambles about groups, barbershops and shit farms.

Bill rambles about Moths, the Cavs and dying at 30.

Bill rambles about death, lifeguards and not crossing the finish line.

Bill rambles about owning a boat, pretty woman and hand jobs.

Bill rambles about the Cup, creepy coaches and birthdays.

Bill rambles about NBA Hoop, calls Anthony Mason/John Salley and gorillas.

Bill rambles about dying your hair, sandwiches and blue LAY-DEEZ!

Bill rambles about ACDC, back fat and Portland chicks.

Bill rambles about Lilly's Eggs, boxing and porno.

Bill rambles about his European Tour, LeBron James and Sciatica.

Bill rambles about dirty people, cameras in cars and military shows.

Bill rambles about dirty socks, red noses and the Waffle House.

Bill rambles about his dream garage, writer's block and revenge.

Bill rambles about glazed donuts, the Blues and jumping off a public structure.

Bill rambles about eggs, politics and virtual reality sex suits.

Bill rambles about day drinking, Trump/Cruz and Leicester City.

Bill rambles about moldy people, losing health insurance and Bruce drops a deuce.

Bill rambles about shoot matches, self driving cars and protesters.

Bill rambles about youtube families, Blues/Hawks and Tom Brady.

Bill rambles about Hot Sauce Hillary, the sciatic nerve and Germany.

Bill rambles about getting mauled, French maids and vampires.

Bill rambles about flip phones, spaghetti and heroin once a month.

Bill rambles about Shell Companies, the Bruins and Ice Cream Parlors.

Bill rambles about fat bosses, being brave and counting to seven.

Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit.

Bill rambles about morning radio, playoff hockey and murdering bankers.

Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards and STDs.

Bill rambles about boozing, cars and bbq.

Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags and clam on clam violence.

Bill rambles about Saint Patrick, under water caves and Lincoln Mark V.

Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles and painting your own home.

Bill rambles about Iggy Pop, The Chief and Bill Gates.

Bill rambles about blow, cake and the UFC.

Bill rambles about Christopher Cross, employment in Afghanistan and the late train.

Bill rambles about cake fractions, tribal council and Tourette Syndrome.

Bill rambles about cults, gay neighborhoods and fancy jeans.

Bill rambles about winter, the NBA and Hitler.

Bill rambles about door locks, The Vegas Gamblers and doing roids.

Bill rambles about old house, wearing a suit and the c-note next door.

Bill rambles about Hershey Kisses, a certain something and trumpet voice.

Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths and putting your dick on the table.

Bill rambles about jagermeister, underwear and Deal Delray's 50th birthday.

Bill rambles about Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry and Superbowl Analysis.

Bill rambles about Stingrays, snake bites and 70's love songs.

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash and the world's poop.

Bill rambles about the history of wedgies, potter's graves and Carolina's field.

Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo.

Bill rambles about the New Year, the Los Angeles Rams and entrapment.

Bill rambles about lasagna, heights and vasectomies.

Bill rambles about power of attorney, stale breath and the Detroit Pistons.

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band and the "I'm sorry" fall.

Bill and Virzi ramble about eggs over medium, Bill's hatred of Star Wars and Jay's adventure.

Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera and liking the odds.

Bill rambles about the Pelican teeth, being homeless and waiting for your LAAAYY-DEEEE!!!

Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms and giving thanks.

Bill rambles about bullying, bootleg stairmasters and driving cross country with Yoda.

Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information and the Dominican Republic.

Bill rambles about white hoop, mortgages and bees.

Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car and the Patriots.

Bill sits down with friend and fellow comic Pete Correale.

Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks and the draw play.

Bill rambles about the history of Thanksgiving, bulimia, and dancing.

Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, failed pilots and blowing off weddings.

Bill rambles about being a psycho, Muslims and the new book The Comedians.

Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche and Ronda Rousey fight.

Bill rambles about Eli, pant suits and cheerleaders.

Bill rambles about the 96 Bulls, Connie Chung and the upside of nuclear war.

Bill rambles about parents, flat heads and thread counts.

Bill rambles about AC/DC bar, Captain America and "keeping it moving.

Bill rambles about screaming ladies, the Juicy Lucy and Jimmy Hayes.

Bill rambles about Germans, weed and gabagool.

Bill rambles about bad lunch in Columbus, old stadiums and the Bruins vs the FLY-AHZ.

Bill rambles about Denver hippies, sex stuff and Kate that you hate.

Bill rambles about drunk coaches, flunking math and Bruins first win.

Bill rambles about the Bruins, bombing, and dumping a woman.

Bill rambles about sports gambling, showcasing and attic farts.

Bill rambles about Jake and the Fat Man, paranoia and scripted titties.

Bill rambles into his iPhone about travel tips, yachting and water taxi's.

Bill rambles about the Alamo, older women and the new history series: "What If They Knew?

Bill and Virzi ramble about Paul's new album, land in Texas and being a bad influence.

Bill rambles about Count Chocula, Yachting and Rape.

Bill rambles about the c-notes in Buffalo, Fantasy Band Camp and Amazon.

Bill talks to one of the great comedians of all time Brian Reagan about his upcoming LIVE stand up special on Comedy Central.

Bill rambles about tennis legends, NFL Football and under cooked pigs.

Bill rambles about baby bumps, smoking ribs and Kermit the Frog.

Bill rambles about Brady decision, home gyms and Lee Harvey Oswald.

Bill rambles about singing about your clam at 60, Donny T and classic cars.

Bill rambles about key limes, apple cunts and the pro tennis tour.

Bill rambles about early morning apologies, dreams and shaving your head.

Bill rambles about fat people, Jared from Subway and getting a bicycle.

Bill rambles about museums, naming a kid Birdie and ole Anthony Monsanto.

Bill rambles about ball grabbing while walking, Coach Clam and Jane's Addiction.

Bill rambles about buying a new head, jungle gyms and Frank Gifford.

Bill rambles about Lenny's Dick, Tom's Emails and hugging a Walrus.1

Bill rambles about the Dentists that kill Lions, skateboarding and dicks in the locker room.

Bill rambles about rested Tom Brady, forced feeding and the Love Boat.

Bill rambles about Adolf Easel, doing heroin and the Randy Johnson trade.

Bill rambles about Taylor Swift, Donald Trump and getting punched in the dick there.

Bill rambles about Hootie and the Blowfish, The Maltese Falcon and eating broccoli.

Bill rambles about dead beat Dads, not decaffeinated tea and landing in the ocean.

Bill rambles about the UFC 189, selfies and being a fat fuck.

Bill rambles about the c-note at the strip mall, losing a finger and not boozing.

Bill rambles about fireworks fatalities, women's soccer and Saddam Hussein talkin' smack.

Bill rambles about the 4th of July, Tony Monsanto and P. Diddy.

Bill rambles about Milan Lucic, Improv classes and Dirty Feet Bitches.

Bill rambles about Fresno, 9 millimeters and LAY-DEEZ on money there.

Bill rambles about ball tanning, drunk babies and man pedicures.

Bill rambles about cursing in Russian, Donald Trump and video doorbells.

Bill rambles about Tony Monsanto, cursing in French and Orlando Woolridge.

Bill rambles about cursing in French, turning 47 and out Frenching the Frogs.

Bill rambles about the French Open, the Lion King and vibrators.

Bill rambles about the Ol' Heave Hoe, Caitlyn Jenner and Bro-mania.

Bill rambles about dead turtles, FIFA and his check ride.

Bill rambles about mansplaing, smiling after murder and The Jetsons.

Bill rambles about how to die at a racetrack, women inventors and electric cars.

Bill rambles about hipster barbershops, Kraft tapping out and video doorbells.

Bill rambles about summer colds, pick up lines and hell rooms.

Bill rambles about Brady again, 19 shows and some other shit.

Bill rambles about ADD, weird dreams and hammering.

Bill rambles the Cry Baby Colts, killing chickens and the world of nothing.

Bill rambles about the silly socks, missing a leg and the Wild Wings of Buffalo.

Bill rambles about frosting, Baltimore gangs and the Mayweather fight.

Bill rambles about DJ Fontana, Kevin Love's shoulder and going to Mississippi.

Bill rambles about whores, ozone guy and dating a UFC champion.

Bill rambles about threesomes, dictators and getting left behind.

Bill rambles about head transplants, buying a rug and debuts the gym song.

Bill rambles about the Bruins, becoming a slumlord and staring at trees.

Bill rambles about people who drive white cars, power of attorney, spreadable butter and old clips about Judge Judy and a drag queen brunch.

Bill rambles about murdered scientists, milky thighs and his Southern Tour.

Bill sits down with Will Forte, star and creater of 'Last Man on Earth'.

Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs and red headed seals.

Bill rambles with guest Paul Virzi about skating at MSG, helicopters and George Stephanopoulos.

Bill rambles about going to the gym, Ted Kennedy and wearing suspenders.

Bill rambles about the Punchline in Atlanta, the food supply and the Big 10 Championship.

Bill rambles about whiskers in his throat, serial kills and otis elevators.

Bill rambles about famous colleges, being sick and swamp people.

Bill rambles about terrorist names, snow storms and Puerto Ricans.

Bill rambles about the Oscars, Shark Bars and bad breath.

Bill rambles about English accents, pussy jokes and how to move to Portland.

Bill rambles about his trip to Asia, leather pants and women named Mercedes.

Bill rambles about missing the Super Bowl, the Australian Open and John Denver's eyes.

Bill rambles about deflated footballs, the Hyatt Hotel and comedians in China.

Bill sits down with drummer Chris Layton.

Bill rambles about the prevent defense, divorcing Lady Gaga and a little Babe Ruth.

Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick and powdered wigs.

Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl and remembers Stuart Scott.

Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage and getting mugged in Moscow.

Bill rambles about Sony Leaks, autorotations and bulling his Christmas tree.

Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight, pussy coming into the room and ADHD tests.

Bill rambles about Sound Cloud, virgins and his new stand up special.

Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl and talks with Rose Bowl Tailgate Legend Jason Lawhead.

Bill rambles about Babe Ruth, immigration and apples.