Mismatched

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Rainstorms, Reunions & Real Life Sep 24, 2025

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Kristin Patterson: Hey, hey, hey! Hello, hello! We’re halfway through the week and catching up on all the little things—like updating computers that suddenly work again, celebrating the tiniest bit of long-awaited rain, and running through the madness of busy weeknight schedules. From undefeated JV volleyball games to grocery store marathons (yes, three in one day), we cover it all—Costco steaks, Aldi favorites, and the never-ending hunt for freezer corn. We also dive into family moments, surprise anniversary parties, high school reunions that you didn’t go to, and a special birthday story as Campbell turns 18 this week. Between mopped floors, applesauce tubs, and funny labor tales, it’s another perfectly mismatched mix of everyday chaos, laughter, and heart. Whatever you are doing Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q)

The Slow Roll Sep 17, 2025

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Hey hey hey — we taped on a Tuesday (today), tomorrow is Wednesday (you’re welcome for that up-to-the-minute affirmation). In this one, we cover everything from homecoming chaos (powderpuff, parades, and how long kids really last at the dance floor 👀) to family laundry wars (does pushing the button on the washer count as “doing laundry”? …asking for a Tom).

We get into:
✨ Staff + teachers who go all-out for spirit week
✨ Why the pick-up line feels like a sheep show 🐑
✨ The sweetest letter from a teacher 10 years later ✉️
✨ Weddings, Airbnbs, and dusty shelves we pretend not to see
✨ Oh, and fresh sheets. Eventually.

It’s mismatched mayhem as usual — kids, farm, meetings, chaos, and a whole lot of laughing at ourselves (and each other).

📲 Tune in, laugh with us, and remember: we may not have it together, but we’re together in the mess.

It’s Homecoming Week Sep 10, 2025

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It’s Homecoming Week

This Week on The Mismatched Podcast with Danna & Kristin!

It’s a big week—homecoming is here, and the Powderpuff game is shaping up to be a showdown: Danna’s daughter vs. Campbell’s daughter 🏈🔥. They’re so fired up they might just start a spring flag football team.

And in true mismatched style, we cover it all:
👗 The hunt for the perfect homecoming dress
🐑 Dropping off livestock
😂 Danna hitting on her own husband—complimenting his pants… only to discover they have built-in underwear 🤣
🦶 Plus, the very important life question: how long do you keep your toenails?

It’s mismatched mayhem—funny, random, and oh-so relatable.

✨ Tune in for laughs (and maybe answers you didn’t know you needed).

🎙️ The Mismatched Podcast – Fair Chaos, Back-to-School, & Stinky Feet Sep 03, 2025

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Kristin Patterson: This week, Danna & Kristin are back with a jam-packed (and slightly chaotic) episode you won’t want to miss! From post-fair laundry piles and lost band shorts, to Parker’s first day at his new ag-focused school (with FFA adventures ahead), the moms are juggling it all. 👓 Campbell gets new glasses (spoiler: she looks adorable, even without the Gucci pair). 🥪 Lunchbox battles return—ham vs. turkey wars rage on. 👟 Stinky feet crisis—send us your cures before the boys’ shoes clear out the whole house. 🐴 Campbell’s Fair Queen ride in a horse cart race (yes, it went 35mph!). 🏈 Fantasy football drafts, late-night homework, and one too many smelly gym bags. Add in Costco drama, perfume vs. natural living debates, and a whole lot of laughter—you’ll feel like you’re sitting at the kitchen table right alongside us. Danna Geraci: Good timing I was just trying to climb into bed and I forgot that quickly

County Fair Chaos, Apple Wars & Interview Attire Aug 27, 2025

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🎙️ This Week on the Mismatched Podcast
Fair Week chaos, apple wars, and late-night pumpkin spice coffee. Kristin’s drowning in sheep and apples, Danna’s annoyed at Patterson family “communication,” and somehow we end up debating what teens should wear to job interviews.

From $25,000 apple pies to team-dinner mix-ups, this episode is a whirlwind of farm life, fair prep, and plenty of laughs. 🍎🐑☕

Whatever you are doing
Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride.

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Barnyard Drama & Beauty Trauma Aug 20, 2025

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Sheep testicles, pigs’ skincare, and Cedar Point thrills—yep, we’re back and as mismatched as ever. 🐑🐷🎢

Danna hosted her Floats & Boats event, complete with some delish appz that had everyone floating happy. Kristin, meanwhile, had to go full feisty farm girl when someone tried to hijack her cat. 🐈‍⬛💪

Add in county fairs, back-to-school chaos, and the ongoing debate about whether Kristin’s barn actually smells (Danna insists yes, Kristin insists showering is optional)…plus Kristin might just be auditioning a new cohost. 👀

This episode is a wild ride—don’t miss it!

#MismatchedPodcast #FarmLife #CountyFair #FloatsAndBoats #SheepStuff

Trees, Garage Doors & Groupon Concerts: A Mismatched Masterpiece Aug 13, 2025

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From front-yard bathroom breaks (yes, you read that right) to Wilson Phillips concerts on a Groupon, this week’s episode is full of “did they really just say that?” moments. 🤦‍♀️😂

We cover:
💦 Joey’s questionable choice of tree… and cul-de-sac etiquette
🎶 A bargain concert night with a surprise Baldwin sighting
🚗 Olivia’s first “new driver” garage door incident
🐖 Why our pigs might just be the Wagyu of Geauga County
🍕 Perfecting the farm’s pizza game
…and why some of us think “laying around” is a vacation, and others think it’s a waste of time.

Laugh with us, roll your eyes with us, and maybe feel just a little better about your own family’s chaos.

🎧 Listen now — because life’s more fun when it’s a little mismatched.

Camels and Crazy Aug 06, 2025

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“Wait… can you hear me? No? Oh, your volume was down.” And that’s exactly how this week’s episode kicks off. From scratchy throats and barn dust disasters to camel rides at the State Fair (yes, CAMELS 🐪), Danna and Kristin are back with their signature chaos and charm.

They cover it all:
✨ barn Christmas morning dreams (and Dana’s veto 👎)
✨ kids fishing in stocked ponds like pros 🎣
✨ a brand new washer & dryer for the barn 🚜
✨ and a Netflix show so scandalous you’ll need to lock the door before watching 👀

Plus, a book rec, a shout-out to their #1 listener, and plenty of laughs you don’t want to miss.

👉 Tune in now — because sometimes mismatched is exactly what you need.

Birthdays, TikToks, and… secret cows? 🐄 Jul 30, 2025

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It’s been a whirlwind week for Danna—three birthdays, a new driver in the house 🚗, and the realization that she officially has no kids in the single digits! Meanwhile, Kristin’s daughter may or may not have been Butters the Cow at the Ohio State Fair (shh… it’s top secret 🤫).

We’re chatting about the chaos of summer birthdays, what teens are really posting online (and why Grandma might be sliding into their DMs 😅), Campbell’s “Will It Corn Dog?” fair food reviews 🌭, and why an 8/10 donut rating almost caused a family feud.

Oh—and if cigarettes were suddenly declared healthy, you might just catch Danna sprinting to the gas station. 🚬 (Don’t worry—she’s kidding… kind of).

It’s messy, funny, and very mismatched—just the way we like it.
👉 Tune in now for laughs, stories, and maybe a little ASMR snacking.

Whatever you are doing
Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride.

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Tan Lines, Ladder Fails & Pajama Problems Jul 23, 2025

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This week on The Mismatched Podcast, we’re talking:
🌴 Beach houses that catfish you (we see you, basement bunk beds with no closets)
👙 Pajamas that double as Target outfits
🦗 Palmetto bugs aka fancy cockroaches
🧒 The joys and chaos of traveling with 15 family members
🎉 Liv turned 16 and got her license! Cue the tears and cheers
🏈 Joey’s tackling football (literally) and we’re not emotionally ready
💄 Skin care, aging gracefully, and our complicated feelings about face oil and filler

And don’t worry—we’ve got Ohio State Fair updates, parenting musings, and proof that heartburn and hydration are hot topics in our 40s.

It’s real, it’s ridiculous, and it’s so us.

Tune in wherever you get your podcasts… and remember:
We may not match, but we make a great pair. 💕

#MismatchedPodcast #RealLifeRamblings #ParentingTeens #BeachHouseFails #PajamaChronicles #OhioStateFair #SkincareSaga

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