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MPP137: Long Catch May 03, 2021

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in sickness and in health, to forgive all our tresspasses. Tresspasses in this episode include discussing the Oscars from like forever ago, Kids and MMA, and Catching a Ball thrown from Very Far Away. Thank you for the Mind Poison you are about to receive, for richer or poorer (probably more likely to be poorer, if I’m being honest!) for ever and ever, Amen.

MPP136: No Ghosts at the Dump Apr 26, 2021

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Let’s get this party started. Throw your hands in the air. Dance like no one is watching. Heck yeah, that should get you hyped for this episode! If that won’t do it, nothing will. This time around, The Masters of Mind Poison are all about streaming, so make sure your internet speed is up to snuff. We’re talking Life in the Cloud and Peacock… and if you’re interested in the new Saved by the Bell (but not enough to watch it) Mark breaks it down. He also wonders what happens when you die. Plus, Jesse found some money. Don’t like what we’re saying? (pointing at my pouty lips...) Well, Stream This!

MPP135: The State v. Wally Apr 19, 2021

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Uh-oh - Mind Poison o’clock. 4:20 is taken, so I guess we’d be… 1:16 in the afternoon, how’s that sound? Can you convert numbers to times, or is that just for geniuses to figure out. Anyways, you can listen to this episode whenever you want. Or don’t - it’s a free country! (At least when I wrote this, who knows by now with the way things are going… Sheesh!) In this episode, the Boys of Mind Poison talk about their Elementary School Janitor, Pro Football Mascots, and Home Theater Setups. Mark has beef with Peacock, and Jesse issues an apology to Wally the Beer Man.

MPP134: Craft Vaccine Apr 12, 2021

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The 2020 flu vaccine was fine - a little disappointing because it’s one of my favorite seasonals. It paled in comparison to the 2018 batch (the one with formaldehyde bouquet). I’ve heard this new one is *just like the flu* so I’m giving it a shot (squirts some in the air from the vial and sniffs). Ooh, is that a little polysorbate-80 I smell in there? And notes of ethanol? Plus, I’ve been into oranges lately, so the citric acid monohydrate should be right up my alley. Bottom’s up! (Which would maybe even be a joke if you got vaxxed in the buttocks, but sounds like that’s not how it goes.)

MPP133: The Old Purple Hand Mar 29, 2021

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SPRING BREAK*! Get out your sandals, blow up those arm floaties and get ready to build a sick sand castle, ‘cuz it’s time to get away from that homework for a week and cut loose. Studies have shown (Spring Break Quarterly, Vol. 34 - 2019) that listening to Mind Poison will enhance everyone’s enjoyment of Spring Break, so turn on that bluetooth speaker and let the whole dang beach get in on the fun! Mark and Jesse celebrate this special Spring Break Spectacular by briefly mentioning it one time. Also in this episode: Tales of 1-900 numbers, the conclusion of Jesse’s Quest for a Pole, and an intense Breath Holding Contest! *if it’s even still going on, who the hell knows. Happy Easter!

MPP132: Mr. D-Pad Mar 22, 2021

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This week’s episode is brought to you by Lowell’s Poles. Got a flag and nowhere to hang it? Looking for a fun (and sensual) new way to exercise? Or maybe you need to vault something? Come on down to Lowell’s - he’s got the right pole for you! On this week’s show, your hosts with the most(s) talk about Daylight Savings Time and if They Are Psychopaths. Plus, they debut some sweet new tech. Mark is excited for July 2023, and Jesse is looking for a pole.

MPP131: So You Have Yourself A Lustful Eye Mar 15, 2021

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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day… don’t forget to wear green! Otherwise you will be ostracized by friends and family, and you don’t want that. I wish Mark and Jesse were swimming in green beer and rubbing 4 leaf clovers all over their bodies this week (that’s how you celebrate it, right?), but they’ve had a rough go of it as of late and plum forgot. Many apologies to anyone in the Mind Poison Universe who was ready for an Irish extravaganza. But not all is lost, as it’s a good one this week. The boys talk getting Lusty at the Movies, Stimulus Checks, and have another fine idea for the Mind Poison line of home products. Jesse doubts the existence of geniuses, and Mark loves vacuuming.

MPP130: A Peacock Man Mar 08, 2021

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It’s a tale as old as time - sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you’re sitting in a busted chair at work, trying to think of something clever to put in the dang show notes. Didn’t know this would be all autobiographical did you? If you’re in the market for an hour or so of Mind Poison, this right here will fit the bill. On this episode: Streaming Services (and getting mad at them), War Comedies, and More Inventions from the Mind Poison Kitchen. (Seriously though, the seat of this chair slopes downwards and you can’t change it - why would anyone want that?)

MPP129: The Podcaster Slap Challenge Mar 01, 2021

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Up until now, there was only one place for fun in your life. That’s right, the reigning champion of fun places, the Mall of America. And I get it - you can shop ‘til you drop, get shrimpin’ at the Bubba Gump Shrimpery, and ride a rollercoaster. Not just all in one day… all under one roof! But now, there’s a second place for fun in your life, a place that’s arguably even more fun... wherever you listen to Mind Poison! This one is Off The Charts Fun, I’ll tell you that. In this episode the boys discuss Fried Cheese foods and discover Professional Slap Fighting. Plus, Jesse recounts his birthday visit to the MOA, and Mark has Aaron Rodgers all figured out.

MPP128: The University of Dick Wolf Feb 22, 2021

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With all the division in the world today, wouldn’t it be great if we could all come together, united as one, look towards our shared future, and all listen to Mind Poison? We only get one shot at this, folks! On this episode, the Great Unifiers Mark and Jesse talk about Aura Colors, Being Alpha Kids, and The Dark Side of Personal Injury Law.

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