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**Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk**

Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.

Latest Episodes:

Bad Bunny, The Washington Post, and Our Final 2024 Electoral College Predictions Oct 30, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and AHHHHH PRE-ELECTION TALK!
In our last installment before the 2024 US election, we bring the campaign stories that are top of mind to the table.
As per usual, Dems are winning the star power battle... and the GOP got Kid Rock in the national divorce.
Bad Bunny endorsed Harris following reprehensible commentary about Puerto Rico that happened at Trump's 1930's fascist rally at Madison Square Garden. He has over 45 million IG followers, and with large populations of Puerto Ricans in key swing states, this may in fact be an October surprise of the Trump campaign's own doing.
200k people canceled the Washington Post after owner Jeff Bezos killed the editorial board's endorsement of Kamala Harris. Is Bezos hedging his bets just in case Trump wins?
Bezos claims the decision was made to protect the newsroom's credibility, but his efforts to simmer the dissatisfaction of WaPo's readers are falling on deaf ears.
At the same time that Russian disinformation campaigns put out fake, AI created footage of ballots being destroyed in Pennsylvania, real ballots were being burned in Washington state and Oregon.
As expected, Trump and his allies continue to sow the seeds of disinformation and distrust ahead of the election to clear the path for them to contest a result they don't like. What "secret plan" are Trump and House Speaker Mike Johnson referring to?
To end our coverage on an empowering note, we recommend watching Michelle Obama bring down the house in Michigan over the weekend.
We make our own electoral map predictions! Make yours here: https://www.270towin.com/
We won't be releasing a regular episode next Wednesday, but look forward to a BREAKING NEWS style episode release when the victor is called...
This week's recommendations are all on theme: Have 866-OUR-VOTE on speed dial if you have trouble voting this week (Pam), a WaPo tool Andrew found handy before he CANCELED his subscription, and remember to pace yourself and not try to stay up all Election night awaiting results (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

One of Andrew's friends ghosted him, and is now looking for new friends in public view. Should Andrew go low or go high here?
Have we ever been broken up with by a friend, only for said friend to want us back?
Pam's friend breakup eventually realized Pam was a real one, and Laura's friendship breakup merges into MuggleSuck territory!

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What's on State Ballots in 2024?, Spooky Season Nostalgia Oct 23, 2024

The US election is 2 weeks away, and we spotlight the various constitutional amendments and referendums being voted on at the state level: marijuana legalization, abortion protections, ranked choice voting, and more!
We each share what's on our states' ballots, and how we're voting on these amendments! (And Laura reminds you to "look under the hood" on these proposals to better understand how they will actually work.)
Why on earth are there bipartisan efforts to kill open primaries and ranked choice voting in Nevada??
It's only taken over a century, but several states are just now considering taking language about slavery out of their constitutions...
But onto happier subjects: you know we love nostalgia, so we can't pass up the opportunity to talk about 90's Halloween and Spooky Szn culture!
What is our personal relationship to Halloween, and why is Laura so obsessed with murder?
We draw a connection between trick-or-treating and Andrew's fondness for snagging strangers' hotel room service leftovers.
Did 90s parents inspect our Halloween candy mainly as an excuse to sneak in some sweet treats?
Andrew will once again be the most popular house in his neighborhood with full size candy bars, so line up kids!
We've got a slew of entertainment recommendations this week! 'Agatha All Along' on Disney+ (Pam), Ali Wong's 'Single Lady' standup special on Netflix (Laura), and Mario Party Jamboree! (Andrew)

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Pam can’t stop thinking about a Whole Foods Cake being emblematic of the state of the economy.
Why have so many fast food restaurants rolled back their introductions of alternative meat products? Laura can't enjoy Del Taco anymore!
Andrew will be rioting at his local Trader Joe's if they do away with his top favorites, so watch out TJs!

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How Millennials Can Manage Body Image Issues For Themselves and Loved Ones Oct 16, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real body image talk!

We're joined by special guests and fellow podcasters, Cristina and Dana of ‘The Millennial Body Image Project.’
We kick off our interview by getting to know Cristina, Dana, and the work they do as licensed nutritionists
While formally hosts of a nutrition based podcast, the ladies explain to us why they chose to rebrand into a show that solely centers on millennials and body image
Why is the millennial generation disproportionately affected by body image issues, and do millennial men and women deal with this issue differently?
Our guests reveal the biggest actors that impact negative or positive body image today (spoilers: it’s social media, plus a few other things you’ve likely heard about!)
Is it healthy to use Facetune or even TikTok filters to change the way you look? Our panelists’s answers might surprise you!
We wrap up the show by asking our expert guests to give us some important advice: how can we best support friends and family who might be dealing with body image issues?
Recommendations this week include: stocking up on holiday baking supples before the grocery stores raise the prices on you! (Pam) and get your Krabby Patty on by visiting a Krabby Patty Kollab location near you! (Andrew)

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Join Andrew and Pam for a mini Millennial sleepover where we’re giggling and gossiping about our past crushes!
We kick things off by reminiscing over our earliest grade school crushes from childhood
Have either of us ever had a crush on a teacher? Plus, we run through some of our most memorable fictional crushes.

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October Surprises, How Hollywood Takes on Toxic Fandoms Oct 09, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
It's October, so you know what that means in a Presidential Election year - October Surprises!
We reflect on previous October surprises in 2020 and 2016 - oh for simpler times...
This week's ballot plug goes to.... THE BIG 7: 7 incumbent Senate Democrats really need to hold onto their seats, especially since Joe Manchin (D?-WV) is noping out of Congress. Split a donation between Ruben Gallego (AZ), Elissa Slotkin (MI), Jon Tester (MT), Jacky Rosen (NV), Sherrod Brown (OH), Bob Casey Jr. (PA), Tammy Baldwin (WI) at Swing Left.
Are the most prominent voices amongst toxic fandom figures just out for blood? Some in Hollywood think so.
Should there be limits on how much production companies are relying on fan input/focus groups?
Has fandom toxicity gotten worse over the years due to the internet and social media? We think so.
The slippery slope of fans thinking they know better than creators, and burning those creators when they don't match fan visions.
Our very own Pam has seen backlash from toxic fans just for reporting the NEWS.
This week's recommendations are a mix of altruism and comfort: Donating to support Hurricane Milton relief (Laura), Balatro on mobile (Andrew), and Snag Tights (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Come get cozy with us for what may be the most wholesome discussion to ever happen on this show!
Ok, be honest - as adults, do we still sleep with stuffed animals?
Each of us brings some special cuddly guests to introduce on the show - some have been in our lives since before we can remember!

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'Don't Fact Check Me!' Reacting to the Vance v Walz VP Debate Oct 02, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real DEBATE talk!
We're coming to you on the heels of the (most likely) final debate of the 2024 Presidential campaign. And we got served a decidedly... cordial debate performance. It's like we got in a time machine and transported to pre-Trump America.
Don't get it twisted: JD Vance did a very good job of seeming rational and reasonable, but his record is anything but.
Walz had more opportunity to play the attack dog, but Laura thinks with everything happening in the world right now, both campaigns may have been playing it safe with this debate.
Do debates actually move the needle anymore? Nah.
'Sometimes it's just the guns' SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
JD Vance is being forced to sound reasonable on abortion, but don't forget what he actually wants to do.
Need a break from politics? We've got you covered with this week's recommendations. 'Uzumaki' on Adult Swim/HBO Max (Laura), 'Nobody Wants This' on Netflix (Pam), and Andrew's PSAs: US passports can now be renewed online and the US government is once again offering free at home COVID tests.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

HOTTOGO singer Chappell Roan has been in hot water over the last week over her both sidesism on the upcoming election.
Do celebrities have a responsibility to take sides in an election? Why did Chappell Roan feel the need to make any political statement without proper media training?
Why do we give some celebs a pass on speaking out politically, but demand it from others? And why do we care what they think?

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Are Trigger Warnings Too Spoiler-y?, Diddy and Music's #MeToo Moment Sep 25, 2024

With the impending US Presidential election, we're doing some light coverage at the top of each episode: latest developments, voting tips and tricks, and spotlighting a down ballot candidate of the week: this week, we're featuring Sally Duvall, who is running for the Texas State House in Texas' 73rd district.
A new conversation is brewing about the use of trigger warnings, and it may not be about what you think: is the increased usage of trigger warnings potentially causing spoilers for viewers?
We get creative about the ways that streamers can address a) the need for trigger warnings and b) technology-driven solutions to prevent them from causing spoilers for general populations.
Matt Smith thinks an over reliance on trigger warnings has led to certain content being limited in the range of depth and topics it can explore - have we ever seen cases where we wondered why a trigger warning was needed?
Do we have Netflix's '13 Reasons Why' to blame for networks' inconsistent usage of trigger warnings to cover their butts?
While we're on the topic of trigger warnings and their impact of pop culture, we have to touch on the latest developments with Sean 'Diddy' Combs, who was arrested last Monday after being indicted on charges of racketeering and sex trafficking.
Pam gives us a history lesson on how Diddy led transforming the image of rap and hip hop in the 90s from the raw, truthful life stories represented by Biggie and Tupac to featuring more images of opulence and wealth.
Diddy's behavior is nothing new, but scrutiny of it reached a fever pitch after his former girlfriend, singer and model Cassie filed a lawsuit last November alleging patterns of assault and abuse.
Do we think justice will be served, in light of the recent developments in which rulings against Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby were overturned?
As always, we've got you covered with our week's best recommendations: 'Arcane' on Netflix (Laura), Footsouls (Converse insoles) (Pam), and 'Chimp Crazy' on Max (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Surprise bitch! We're calling listeners again to ask unhinged questions, hold onto your butts!
We get a solid order of operations solution to a challenging FMK question. Bravo!
Mic drop: a subtle sign of a bad friend is someone who only shows up to have their needs met. BOOM!

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How to Form Deeper Friendships, Why Does Gen Z Do 9/11 Memes? Sep 18, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and nothing but love for Taylor Swift, Haitian migrants, and geese.
Is your calendar the secret to fostering deeper friendships? The NYTimes (and Andrew) think so!
It seems simple enough - a standing coffee date, joining a sports league or a book club. But why do so many of us struggle to make these commitments?
We discuss some ways to make planning an event with a large group easier, like using a scheduling app for availability, instagram polls in DMs, or just making plans and inviting anyone who wants to come rather than trying to cater to a bunch of scheduling needs.
If so many of us are lonely, why do we struggle so much to make friend dates happen?
Laura has a Bumble BFF update for us, and a reminder that we should all be conscious of not wasting others' time!
Apparently for certain Gen Z'ers, 9/11 has become a popular internet meme. WHY?
People have been processing traumatic events with dark humor since the beginning of time, but why are these memes crossing a line?
We chat about how weird it is that people just a few years younger than us don't remember 9/11 - and it's probably why it's easier for some to be desensitized to it.
Do the annual memorials and replaying of the same footage over and over play a part in desensitizing us to the horrors of that day?
Read. the. room.
We've got some solid recommendations for y'all this week: Frank Turner's latest album 'Undefeated' (Laura), SpotHero (Pam), and Zero app (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Time to judge each other on our morning routines (or lack thereof).
Andrew is not prioritizing enough time for HIMSELF in the mornings!
Pam has the most durable, instagram-worthy morning routine.

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Hide Your Cats and Dogs: Analyzing the Kamala Harris v Donald Trump Debate Sep 11, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real DEBATE talk!
Starting this week we're releasing video episodes on YouTube! Subscribe and watch us each week!
We're coming to you right after Tuesday night's Presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump and boy, was that a doozy.
It began with Kamala establishing dominance by forcing a handshake, and it all went downhill from there.
We kept a running list of the best and worst moments of the debate, but one of our favorite takeaways of the night was ABC's moderators fact checking Trump's lies on the spot. FINALLY!
In Trump dystopian fantasy world, undocumented migrants are taking over our cities and... eating peoples' pets?
Kamala really gets under the orange guy's skin by bringing his crowd sizes and engagement into question, and that's where he really starts to flip.
Trump used immigration as his pivot topic for... pretty much everything. FOX News called, they want their talking points back!
"Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people and he's having a hard time processing that."
How are we feeling about how things stand with the Presidential race post-debate? Kamala killed it, but Trump is playing a different game than traditional politics. Will this debate move the needle further out of his favor?
The next debate will be between Tim Walz and JD Vance on Tuesday 10/1, so we'll see you for more debate coverage soon!
This week's recommendations: get your updated flu and covid shots if eligible (Laura), Trader Joe's Pumpkin Spice cold brew concentrate (Pam), and Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza, the card game (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Let's talk strategies to be safe and sane for the rest of the election season. How will we be voting - in person, or absentee?
Let's recap where we were when the election was called for Biden in 2020, and make predictions about how long it will take to get results this time.
Is it worth it to pay much attention to the media and polling?

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The Adult Version of Learning Santa's Not Real Aug 28, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real relaxed end of summer talk!
Check out last week's LIVE episode recorded at Podcast Movement in Washington DC!
Time is running out: if you want to receive this year's physical gift (The 'M-Word Cloud' t-shirt), sign up at the BAE level or higher by September 6th.
"Instead of crying in the club, I cry in the gym now." How Kamala Harris's DNC speech got us even MORE hype for her candidacy (is that even possible??)
We said we're doing an easy end of the summer show and we meant it: this week, we're grabbing some of our favorite askreddit questions and posing them to each other and our Patrons!
"What is the adult version of finding out Santa isn't real?" "Not getting a tax refund because you're claimed as a dependent by someone else."
We'll be bookmarking this episode to look back on in 10 years to see if our future goals pay off!
Let's get petty and talk about our pettiest of pet peeves!
We're all haunted by cringe memories that our asshole brains like to bring up, what are ours?
What superstitions do we believe in/adhere to? "If you saw something, no you didn't."
Small but mighty recommendations list this week: the Haus Labs Glassy Blush Balm Stick (which doubles as a lip balm!) (Laura) and 'Degrees of Engagement' by Jennifer Hennessy (plus our What the Hype?! Smut episode where Jennifer guest-hosted with us!) (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

F*ck it, Pam and Laura haven't had time to catch up in a bit, let's do it live!
Somehow we begin this conversation with bloodwork and mammograms, and end with talking about that sweet, sweet herb that is shaking ballot boxes around the country.

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LIVE Together in Washington DC! Aug 22, 2024

Andrew and Laura are together IN PERSON in this special episode of #Millennial! We podcast from our hotel room in Washington DC with our longtime friends Micah and Eric (What is this, 2006?)! Topics include:

Micah gives us a live review of our Micah Chair!
Laura is in favor of bullying?
We share our thoughts on the Democratic National Convention thus far
Everyone feels hope for the first time in a while
Andrew tests the acoustics of the Gaylord Washington DC's massive atrium
Eric has some big news to share with our audience
The impact that the fandom has had on our lives
Andrew helps Laura set up her Bumble BFF profile, but she's noticing one thing on friend profiles that she's not cool with.
Micah can't believe the Hawk Tuah girl threw out the first pitch at a Mets game.

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Google's Future Is In Serious Doubt, Hypocrites on Twitter, Imane Khelif and the Olympics Aug 14, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk - But very demure, mind you.
Don't forget to subscribe at the $10 tier at our Patreon to get this year's physical gift, the M Word Cloud T-shirt! Sign up by September 6th.
Listener Mariann sends some encouraging feedback to another listener we spoke to in After Dark last week, and reveals a heartwarming connection to Laura.
Trump has finally agreed to the September 10th ABC debate with Kamala Harris (mainly because he kinda has to).
Google has been found to have an illegal monopoly on search functionality as the result of a case filed by the Trump administration.Is regulating Big Tech the one thing that can bridge the ideological divide?
According to this ruling, one of the many ways Google has cornered the market on search is by paying Apple $20 billion yearly to be the default search engine on iPhones.
Could this ruling lead to a breakup of Alphabet Inc., Google's parent company?
Is the government equipped to keep up with regulating quickly evolving technology?
Speaking of tech, Andrew has a bone to pick with people who complain about Elon, but continue to maintain their Twitter platforms.
Is Twitter muscle memory when trying to get quick reactions out there? Why won't Laura just succumb to Threads?!
Speaking of Elon, he isn't the only high-profile person who continues to double down on terrible takes: JK Rowling made headlines during the Olympics for spreading misinfo about Algerian boxer Imane Khelif's gender identity. Subsequently, both JK and Elon were named in a cyberbullying lawsuit Khelif filed in France.
Where do we draw the line with personally cancelling famous people and platforms?
We've got only the best recommendations lined up for y'all, as always: Amazon Prime's 'I Am: Celine DIon,' which follows Celine's battle with stiff person syndrome (Andrew), Laura and Pam's D23 recap and reaction on What The Hype?! (Laura), and the Halo Bolt for all your portable car jump starter and power banking needs (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Inspired by TikTok user bran_flakezz, we ask ourselves: "what is a friendship lesson that you've had to learn the hard way as an adult?"
What really resonates with our panel? People who gossip to you are also probably gossiping ABOUT you!
We share our own lessons learned, along with anecdotes about the times when we've either had to let friendships go, or reset our expectations and boundaries with them.

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Harris and Walz, Affordable At-Home Entertainment Tips, Popcorn Bucket Mania Aug 07, 2024

Welcome back to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Ready to see the 2024 physical gift for BAE+ Patrons? Look no further than the M-Word Cloud Shirt! Become a $10+ Patron by 9/6/24 to be eligible to receive this gift!
Introducing Tim Walz, Kamala Harris' running mate and Democratic Vice Presidential candidate! Let the battle of the midwestern VP candidates commence!
And honestly, there is no fight to be had here: JD Vance continues to flounder and create headaches for the Trump campaign, while the Democratic base is more energized than ever over our ticket!
Is it problematic to refer to Vice President Harris as simply Kamala? A listener perspective.
Bet you couldn't have guessed that the most popular streaming app isn't Netflix, MAX, or Disney+ but... Tubi!
The free streaming alternative has seen a 46% increase in viewership from a year ago, edging out even Disney+'s viewership.
Amidst all other major streamers continuing to announce price increases, Tubi features movies and channels dedicated to popular genres and TV shows. Since it's ad-supported, Tubi has been able to remain a free service. Laura is a pessimist and doesn't think it'll last.
We share some of our favorite hacks to save on home entertainment through bundling, threatening to cancel to take advantage of win back offers, and family plans.
One of the latest collectors items? Popcorn buckets! And it's not just because of that sexual 'Dune' Sandworm bucket.
People collect these tie-in novelties for the same reasons anyone collects anything - the nostalgia and exclusivity!
But serious question because some of us live in small spaces: what do you do when you run out of room to display them?
Save some money and your peace with this week's recommendations: NameCheap for domains (Andrew), Journaling at night to clear your head (Laura), and 'Big Mood' on Tubi (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Surprise Bitch is back, and we're ready to pepper you with some new questions because we're nosy about y'all's lives. Also Andrew really comes with the tear-jerker questions - we promise we'll tag him back with some of these. ;)
Getting through the rest of the year one day at a time is such a MOOD!
We hear tips, tricks, and good advice a fair bit, but tell us about the WORST advice you've ever gotten.
"...hello? OH SHIT!"

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Three Childless Cat Ladies Discuss Falling Birth Rates, 'Espresso' Conspiracies Jul 31, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Who will Kamala pick as her VP? We want Mayor Pete, but we're not sure if he'll make the cut (this time).
VP candidate and couch aficionado J.D. Vance lashed out at childless cat ladies - he has no idea what he's done!
As childless (dog) ladies ourselves, we feel seen by this report from Pew that shows 57% of people under 50 who aren't having kids cite "just not wanting to" as their primary reason.
Do you need to have biological children to give a damn about the future of your country and the world? How is Andrew supposed to touch all that grass if he didn't care about conservation?
Falling birth rates globally is breeding a pronatalism movement, wherein some are looking to incentivize having children.
We're happy to be the cool aunties/uncle and continue growing our fur baby collections. But we can still love and care about the future of the children in our lives!
Is Spotify forcing users to listen to Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso”? Some users (including on our panel) feel like they simply cannot escape Espresso.
Many people with this concern believe that Carpenter's label is paying Spotify to "force feed" Espresso to listeners around the world. But why? The song is already regarded as a bop, and has been doing well since it dropped this spring.
Sabrina Carpenter isn't alone though, a similar trend has emerged with Chappell Roan's "Good Luck, Babe!" and Tommy Richman's "Million Dollar Baby."
Does this simply boil down to Spotify's algorithm not being as good as it once was?
This week's recommendations will entertain and make your heart full: The Chameleon (Andrew), Inkless Ink Pads for taking impressions of your fur baby's paw prints (Laura), and "My Lady Jane" on Amazon Prime (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

It's a roll call special! We're not leading with any agenda besides the things we want to bitch about today.
What is the point of having a smart doorbell if people will continue knocking instead of using it and taking the message that if we're not answering, we don't want to?
We have a bone to pick with Yelp and the INJUSTICE it has done!
What are some of our best door-to-door solicitor stories?

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Kamala!, Why You Should Never Self-Diagnose, Tips For Therapy Jul 24, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real COCONUT TREE talk!
"We did it Joe!" (Got you to stand down :/ )
Kamala Harris broke fundraising records in the 24 hours following Biden's endorsement of her as the Democratic Presidential candidate. Are we feeling better about a Harris v Trump race than a Biden v Trump rematch?
Dr. Sarah Steelman joins the panel today to discuss the impacts of self-diagnosis via social media (namely TikTok). Please note that her contributions to today's episode are not a replacement for therapy nor do they apply to everyone.
A few weeks ago, Laura mentioned self-diagnosis via TikTok as a gripe, and Sarah followed up in our Facebook group agreeing based on her professional experience.
What are the consequences of self-diagnosis, and how often are professionals in the mental health space seeing this?
With increasing rates of diagnosed Autism and ADHD in general, has misdiagnosis or self-diagnosis contributed to existing structural issues in our healthcare system, like medication shortages?
Is there ever a case for medical advice on TikTok to be taken seriously? What if someone has limited or no access to healthcare resources?
What is the difference between a therapist and a psychiatrist?
Sarah shares several things that can help you get started with addressing your mental health concerns: Psychology Today for finding a therapist in your area, contacting your insurance for a referral list of covered providers, giving your new therapist 2-3 sessions to see if they're a good fit, and come prepared with your questions about their therapeutic approach and scope of practice.
This week's recommendations are part entertainment, part escapism: Veep on Max (Andrew), 'Zero Escape: The Nonary Games' (Laura), and Claim to Fame and Blood on the Clocktower (Sarah).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Continuing our discussion with Sarah from the main show, we turn to bad medical advice being touted on social media.
With 55% of young adults regretting medical decisions they made based on misinformation online, how do we avoid getting pulled down these rabbit holes? Or are we the ones shoving garlic up our noses?
The beauty and fitness industries are infamous for this too, and those scams far pre-date social media. TikTok just makes it worse!

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America's Having a Bad July, but the 2024 Olympics Will Cheer Us Up! Jul 17, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk and the official podcast of the first millennial VP pick, JD Vance!
So has anything big happened the last few days? Asking for a friend.
Should Biden step down? The panel and Patrons listening live weigh in.
We don't want to speak it into existence, but Biden making gaffes at every turn while Trump gets to look like a martyr is not good...
JD Vance (aka Trump's mini me) was announced as Trump's running mate in his election 2.0 bid. Does this pick actually do anything for Trump?
We make bets on the specific dates we think Biden will drop out of the race!
While Americans grapple with another upcoming unprecedented Presidential election, the French are dropping deuces in the river Seine ahead of the summer Olympics.
Why are French people pooptesting like this? Because the government has spent a whopping $1.55 billion to clean up the Seine ahead of the Olympics, where marathon and triathlon swimming are set to take place. Unfortunately, we're two weeks out and the river still isn't safe to swim in, even discounting the Parisian Poop Protest.
As an unpopular political leader, why would you announce the date you're going to take a dip in the river? How did Macron not see this coming?
Which Olympic sports will we be paying attention to, and what sports are new to this year's Olympics?
This week's recommendations are entertainment focused, in addition to asking a favor: 'Your Honor' on Netflix (Andrew), 'The Redeem Team' on Netflix (Pam), and a request from Laura to please subscribe to our family of podcast channels on YouTube! Millennial | What the Hype?! | MuggleCast. Subscribing to these channels is FREE and really helps us out! Thank you so much!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Is it ever a good idea to try and out strangers on TikTok for suspected cheating? Is doing this driving accountability, or just a culture of surveillance and punishment?
You can't possibly know all of the variables involved in a stranger's romantic entanglements, and putting them on blast without having all the facts is pretty risky y'all.
One of our panel speaks from personal experience about being cheated on and how it would not have been helpful to find out about it through TikTok.

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Should Phones Be Banned in Schools? feat. Teachers Chelsea and Amy Jul 03, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real cellphones in classrooms talk!
Note: We'll be off next week due to the 4th of July falling around our usual episode prep time. See you the week after!
That disastrous debate, and those disastrous SCOTUS rulings. Oof.
We're joined by listeners and experienced teachers Chelsea and Amy to discuss the latest trends of cell phone bans across US schools.
Chelsea and Amy help us understand what the biggest distractions are in classrooms with cell phones, and share their own opinions on cell phone bans in schools.
They provide helpful context that isn't apparent if you don't have kids or aren't in the classroom: in the post-covid era, many kids are struggling with extreme addiction to their phones and social media.
Do cell phones help or hurt in the event of an active shooter scenario?
Other teachers submitted feedback, and it seems there is a consensus: cell phones are majorly disruptive in schools, but enacting laws around phone usage in schools is a complicated conversation.
How do teachers navigate keeping their personal social media private?
Are we connected with any of our school teachers on socials?
This week's recommendations are across the board: Those Who Can't Do (Andrew), 'The Bear' on Hulu (Pam), 'Pearl' on Amazon Prime, Crocheting (Chelsea), and the 'Hades x Persephone Saga' by Scarlett St. Clair (Amy).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Chelsea and Amy hang out to spill the tea about the dumbest reasons students have gotten detention or been suspended.
We have some stories of our own, and we feel like an injustice was done to us!
No, sprinkling your special green herb on food is NOT going to do anything for you...

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Glue on Pizza? Big Tech Forces Bad AI Features On Us, AI Andrew Rises Jun 26, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real AI talk!
What does Open AI's recent introduction of ChatGPT as a live translator mean for accessibility and for translators?
Google has also rolled out its own AI search results assistant and it is... still in need of some work. "Use glue on your pizza to make the cheese stick, according to fucksmith on Reddit!"
All of Meta's products now have an AI chatbot integrated - why aren't we allowed to opt-in on these new features? Andrew doesn't want to see laughing babies when he's trying to stalk Laura on insta!
In DC, lawmakers have taken notice of the increase in AI deepfake porn and are looking to put a stop to it!
While Sen. Dick Durbin's attempt to introduce a bipartisan bill turned out to be too broad, Ted Cruz (R-TX, and the most hated Senator on both sides of the aisle) is sponsoring the Take It Down Act.
To illustrate the impact of AI porn deepfakes, we look at a recent example involving actor Jacob Elordi, whose face was used on the body of a minor in a deepfake. Posts of this deepfake were viewed more than 3 million times on Twitter.
And deepfake voice AI is coming to create misinformation in our upcoming election season. :/
The FCC has made it illegal to make robocalls using AI-generated deepfakes, and is even proposing a $6 million fine for Biden deepfake robocalls that were made during the NH primary. But how does this address robocall deepfakes from overseas?
The treat of the week: Andrew introduces us to his Riverside generated AI voice, and the results range from "that does not sound like you" to "why do you sound Australian?"
This week's recommendations are good for the wallet and the soul: Spotify's new BASIC plan to avoid price hikes (Andrew), Marco Polo app (Pam), and Getaway.house (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

It's another Patreon "Surprise Bitch!" edition. We hope you're ready for our call and unhinged questions!
Turns out, many people don't have the stomach to watch this week's Presidential Debate. Don't blame you!
FMK: Biden, Trump, Clinton (we think this one's pretty obvious).
What do you wish we'd never talk about on the pod again?

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Americans Are Saying No To Price Hikes, 2024 Presidential Debate Features New Rules Jun 19, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk with your PALs!
Let Laura live: keep her secret third space secret!
Check out our latest episode reactions to Bridgerton and The Boys over on the What the Hype YouTube!
We did it Joe! Prices are starting to come down at big box retailers across the country. Splurge on that avocado topping at Chipotle with the .50 cents you'll save at Target...
It also turns out fast food restaurants have been pulling a fast one with price hikes that outpace inflation, so they're dropping some prices too.
80% of Americans consider fast food a luxury - are we among them?
Frustrated at the lack of consistent body cam use amongst law enforcement? Never fear, employees at TJ Maxx and Marshall's are picking up the mantle in the name of thwarting shop lifting.
"If I'm making $8 an hour I don't care about your shoplifting woes."
Quick newsy hits: Hunter Biden, Mifepristone, 'Trump too small' trademark, and European parliamentary elections. Look at the historical parallels to 2016, your butthole will pucker, we guarantee it.
What to expect from next week's first Presidential debate - and will Trump show up?
Hot off the press are this week's recommendations: 'Inside Out 2' (Andrew and Pam) and purchasing your spices and herbs at your local farmer's market (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Now that we're getting older, what "boomer complaints" do we have to share with the youths?
Not everything needs a subscription, and not every aspect of life needs to be documented on social media!
The music's too damn loud in here, and don't you dare listen to music in public without headphones!

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Another 'Hunger Games' Spinoff, The Benefits of 'Third Spaces' and How to Find Them Jun 12, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL talk!
Welcome back Micah! It must be an election year - we'll see you again in 2026. ;)
BREAKING NEWS: The team behind #Millennial and MuggleCast has launched a new pop-culture centric show - What the Hype?! is the third podcast baby we've been ruminating on for quite some time. Join us on this next podcasting journey!
Want a taste of what to expect on What the Hype?! Look no further than today's discussion of the recently announced Hunger Games spinoff.
Does it feel icky that Scholastic and Lionsgate made this joint announcement, introducing an upcoming novel that is already in the early stages of being adapted to a film?
Everyone loves an origin story, right? Or do they?
How does 'Hunger Games' compare to other major literary/film fandoms, like 'Harry Potter' and 'Twilight?'
#Millennial decides 2024: the results are in, and our Patrons have decreed that the official name for our listeners is.... PALs! (Like Pam, Andrew, Laura, get it?)
What's a third space? If you didn't know this term, you're not the only one. Third places are settings a person frequents beyond their home (the first place) and work (the second place).
If you're now realizing you don't have a third space, you're also not alone! Many third spaces were shuttering even before the pandemic, and now that we're accustomed to being at home even more post-COVID, it's harder to get back in the habit.
Andrew and Pam are our resident third space girlies, while Laura and Micah realize they are... lacking in the third space department. Oops.
Andrew, a very supportive and wise friend, gives Laura some real talk that she can't make podcasting her ONLY third space.
What are some tips that can help people find new third spaces? MeetUp, joining a book club, joining local Facebook groups and subreddits.
There's no theme to this week's recommendations sorry not sorry: SpotMyUV stickers for knowing when it's time to reapply sunscreen (Andrew), Noteful for taking physical notes on your tablet (Pam), 'The Boys' season 4 on Amazon Prime (Laura), and our first few episodes of What the Hype?! and the book The Mindful Body (Micah).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

We reflect (and lament) the passage of time, inspired by this satirical piece from the New Yorker.
Where did the time go? One minute we were the youth, and now we're just waiting for the younger generations to come up with the millennial equivalent of "Ok Boomer."
Some shit that feels like happened yesterday happened well over a decade ago, and we're shook.
But now the tea: what cosmetic procedures are Andrew and Laura getting ready to do because #vanity.

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Jennifer Ruined Quiet Vacationing For Everyone Jun 05, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
There are 34 reasons why we’re excited today but we can’t… quite… put our finger on it…
OH YEAH! Some small modicum of justice was finally served - and it basically cured Laura’s covid!
Dammit Jennifer: How a CNBC reporter put us all on blast and made our bosses suspicious of quiet vacationing. THANKS FOR RUINING IT JENNIFER!
Have we ever quiet vacationed, and is there a way to do it right? Do we actually believe the aesthetic we often see portrayed of people quiet vacationing on a beach?
While 46% of US workers don’t take all of their paid time off due to being worried about falling behind or missing out on promotions, we’re pleased to report that 74% of listeners responding to a #Millennial poll take ALL their PTO!
Speaking of travel, we’re a little shook at the takes some vacationers have on the unspoken rules of travel…
Is Andrew going to hell for storing his carry-on in the overhead bin? Laura says YES.
Seat reclining on airplanes will forever be a controversial topic, we all know where our lines are drawn in the sand.
What are our travel pet peeves? People rushing the airline gate, getting on planes when OBVIOUSLY sick, and listening to music without headphones!
This week’s recommendations are a HEAD CARE edition: Hims Hair Loss Treatment (Andrew), Ice face rollers (Pam), and Eye massaging masks (Laura).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

What words are people muting on Bumble nowadays, and what key words would WE mute?
We review our own dating profiles to reflect on what is most cringe about how we present ourselves to potential dates.
“Guess what my shitty former friend said was WRONG with me based on my Bumble BFF profile.”

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The Exciting but Miserable Life of Freelancing May 29, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real freelance talk!
First things first! We’re pouring one out for Laura Tee, who couldn’t make this week’s show due to COVID.
In Laura’s absence, Andrew and Pam open up about life as full time freelancers.
Our discussion this week is inspired by a few questions we got about what it's like working in freelance full-time. We hope this chat helps anyone else out there looking to make the switch to self-employment!
We kick things off on a positive note and detail the upsides of freelancing. The perks include flexible schedules, working from home (or from anywhere you want/can!), and following your passions.
Are Pam and Andrew really happy working freelance full-time?
How do we combat the fear of knowing our jobs aren’t guaranteed in the same way that working a traditional corporate job is?
Have we ever had to chase down clients who just don’t pay us on time?
Elsewhere, the topic of 401Ks and healthcare comes up when we dig into the downsides of life as freelancers.
How do we go about securing health care? How about saving for retirement?
Ultimately, would Pam and Andrew recommend going freelance to others in the year 2024?
To wrap things up, we take a few questions from listeners:
What do we wish we knew at the beginning of our careers?
How do we show people we’re capable of doing the job they want?
How do we battle imposter syndrome?
Do we stress out about not having a consistent paycheck?
This week’s recommendations include: Wave Invoicing (Andrew) for an easy-to-use system to draw up professional invoices, and Whole Foods’ coffee bar (Pam) in lieu of chains for more affordable coffee.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Our Friend Series continues, and this week we’re tackling the tough topic of lending friends money.
To kick things off, Andrew shares a personal story in relation to this week’s AD theme
Have we ever had friends ask to borrow large sums of money? And what do we do when they don’t pay it back?
What about when it comes to lower stakes instances like spotting a friend for coffee or lunch
How late is too late to ask your buddy to Venmo you back for that dinner you put on your card? Asking for a friend (no really-- we are!)

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Ask us Anything: 'Behind-the-Scenes of Being a Podcaster' Edition May 22, 2024

We're taking a break this week because of the Memorial Day weekend approaching. You benefit by getting to hear an excellent edition of After Dark, in which listeners ask us questions about the life of being a podcaster: Are you afraid people close to you in your life will hear your gossip? What's the tea with your former rivals? Are you happy with the success of the Patreon? All this and more discussed in this edition of After Dark that we recorded in April!

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How to Make Great Coffee at Home, ft. Spencer of Atomic Coffee May 15, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real COFFEE talk!
Spencer Mahoney of Atomic Coffee Roasters joins us to talk all things coffee business, blowing up on TikTok, craft coffee culture, and more!
Whether you're a caffeine aficionado or a total newbie, Spender has recommendations for what and how you can order your next cup o' joe.
Do we really need to go to a craft shop to get a solid brew, or can we make the magic happen at home?
Do indie or "hipster" coffee shops intimidate everyone, or just us?
Spencer makes recommendations to US based on our preferred flavor profiles!
How do we prefer our coffee? On the scale of "black like my soul" to "dessert", we're closer to wanting our coffee to taste like coffee.
With the lingo that Pam is throwing down, Spencer confirms that Pam is a real barista who truly knows her stuff.
When we're not caffeinating, what drinks are we looking forward to in the summer? (Diet Coke counts as caffeination Laura, PICK SOMETHING ELSE!)
Our summer alcoholic beverages of choice: Truly (watermelon or grapefruit), High Noon pineapple vodka soda, and Red Stripe (hooray beer!)
We want to name you listeners. Stay tuned.
In this week's recommendations Pam and Laura prepare you for summer and Andrew joins the 21st century: protect your pets from the heat (or else Laura will break your car windows to rescue your furry friends), Vacation Super Spritz face mist (Pam), and the GoveeLife Smart Electric Kettle (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

We had so much fun with our "Surprise Bitch!" revival last week, we decided to call a few more people and ask...
"What's your problem with Andrew? We're making a list."
"If Pam and Laura were drowning and you could only save one, who would it be?"
"What do you hate about the show?"

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The GOOD Parts of Growing Up Millennial May 08, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
The internet had some real talk for Watcher Entertainment in the wake of its announcement it was leaving YouTube and paywalling its previously free content. The response from their fans was swift and harsh, leading to Watcher rolling back its new model.
Laura's been a fan of the Watcher team for years, and was disappointed by their approach to pivot to a 100% paid subscription model. The lack of consideration for their paid supporters on Patreon and the push to put past and future content behind a paywall showed a disconnect with where their audience is at currently.
What content are we looking for from our favorite parasocial relationships? We hear it again and again - authenticity is waaaaay more important than production value.
Reddit inspired us to take a more sunny approach towards the millennial experience by asking ourselves, "what are the best things about being a millennial?"
The internet just hit different back in our day - we all hid behind weird screen names and avatars.
Are millennials the most adaptable generation when it comes to technology?
We (especially Andrew) count our blessings that our cringiest youth moments weren't documented to be judged for all eternity. #findandrewssimsgf
Tbh we were feral as kids, roaming the neighborhood and getting into mischief until the street lights came on (and sometimes after).
We've got entertainment recs for y'all this week! 'Gen V' on Amazon Prime (Laura), 'Pen15' on Hulu (Pam), and 'Challengers' (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Remember the really rude "Surprise Bitch!" segment we used to do back in the day? We're resurrecting it for After Dark.
We're randomly dialing up a few Patrons to ask them random questions like what basic thing they suck at, how they handle having a bad day, and what the last thing was they disagreed with us on.
"Andrew has bad taste in movies." -A loyal listener giving it to Andrew straight.

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How Oceans Impact Climate Change, with NASA's Ben Hamlington May 01, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL ocean talk!
We're joined this week by Benjamin Hamlington, a research scientist in the NASA Sea Level and Ice Group.
Benjamin helps us to understand better how our oceans are impacted by climate change, and further how they're actually absorbing more of the impact than the public realizes.
What do rising sea levels actually mean for coastal communities?
The best thing individuals can do to contribute to moving the needle on this issue: spread the word and stay informed with reliable sources.
We also cover some of the latest headlines in the "shit sandwich" format: perfectly toasted and flavorful on the outside to prepare your palette for the shit middle.
Disney is adding channels to Disney+ - do we see ourselves using these?
The US says that TikTok parent company ByteDance must sell TikTok within a year, otherwise we'll have to go somewhere else for all our silly little fyp trends. But ByteDance says 'lol pull the fucking trigger bitch.'
Andrew can know no peace: not only is his Andrew in the Air account at risk of TikTok gets banned, the drone he uses to shoot beautiful landscapes and spy on neighbors may also get banned!
As war wages on in Gaza, nationwide student-led anti-war protests have become a fixture at colleges and universities, resulting in a ton of confusing press and numerous arrests of peaceful protesters.
The poopiest of all: Harvey Weinstein's sex crimes charges in New York overturned.
There is still some good news at the end of the day: airlines must now issue automatic refunds for delayed and canceled flights.
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and give you a break from all this nonsense: The 6-episode series 'Knuckles' on Paramount+ (Laura), 'Degrees of Engagement' by Jennifer Hennessy (Pam), and 'The Boys' on Amazon Prime (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Why you so awkward lol? How millennials have adopted 'lol' as a discourse marker to diffuse awkwardness and save face.
We source real life examples of ourselves and others using 'lol' as a "I'm hanging on by a thread, but no biggie!" moment. But we can also be petty with it...
Friendship icks: what are some potential red flags in knowing if someone is your people or not?

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An Update From Laura About a Chronic Illness Apr 24, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and some real REAL talk this week.
But first: Taylor interrupts Pam's nighttime routine with a late night drop of The Tortured Poets Department. Does it live up to the hype?
Did Andrew just confess to murdering former members of the pod?
A not-so-fun update in the name of resiliency: Laura shares that she has multiple sclerosis (MS), what her journey to diagnosis looked like, and how she's doing now.
What it's like to move through the stages of grief and eventually reach a space of processing through humor.
We cover questions from our Patrons to go a little more in depth on Laura's experiences living with a chronic illness. Most important of all, we talk about the representation of MS in The West Wing, Laura's favorite show.
As we continue on this journey we call life, we'll face different hurdles that challenge our mental health. How are we all doing?
The panel shares what outlets help us get a mental break from the tough shit, and what resources we use to work through it.
Journaling, limiting distractions, mid-day walks, crossword puzzles are all things we here at the show use to break up our days and limit stress and anxiety.
Pam shares the 4-7-8 Breathing Method as well as the 5-4-3-2-1 Coping Technique
This week's recommendations are good for the soul: donate to the Shepherd Center for World MS Day (Laura), Brick to help limit screentime (Andrew), and attending the yearly Record Store Day (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

"If your dog and a loved one were drowning and you could only save 1, who would it be?" "Umm which 'loved' one are we talking about?"
Inspired by a NYT Ethics column, we'll be playing a classic game of 'Would You Rather...?'
What's worse? Having legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs? (We spend way to much time imagining how this would play out - absolute nightmare fuel.)
Andrew hits us with a super secret surprise question...

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Peak Millennials Are Controlling The Economy and Not Having Kids Apr 17, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
The juice is loose (in hell) and our buttholes are puckered as things in the Middle East teeter dangerously towards a regional conflict.
We were all little when the OJ drama went down, but raise your hand if you remember the bronco chase on the news?
We're struggling with being over the hill: "peak millennials" (aged 33-34) are shaping the economy.
Where do we see ourselves living, and do we like our living situations now?
"So are y'all good?" "Uh... emotionally?"
Is homeownership really the American dream we were all sold? There are definitely some perks to renting after all.
Andrew is going to shadow drop news of his nuptials, so don't expect a wedding invite sorry not sorry.
Like our other milestones, will millennials just have kids later in life? We don't want kids, are we part of the problem?
There is no common thread in this week's recommendations: 'Fallout' on Amazon Prime (Laura), investing in a walking pad (Pam), and using this tool to check the status of your tax refund (in the United States).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

AMA part 2! We cover questions we didn't get to last week, as well as add some new ones to the mix!
Do we still talk to former podcasting partners, and is there bad blood there?
Andrew and Pam pique Laura's curiosity about freelancing, and Andrew gives some solid practical tips for success on Bumble BFF.
Have we ever been recognized in public?

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Witnessing Once in a Lifetime Experiences, Nickelodeon and 'Quiet on Set' Apr 10, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the show whose name can't be spelled without three massive L's!
It may have been a total eclipse of the heart in the path of totality, but Laura was underwhelmed by what 85% coverage during the solar eclipse looked like in Atlanta.
Would you spend $949 to stay in a Super 8 motel to watch a major event like the eclipse?
The moon ain't done slaying yet: the lunar queen is set to get her own timezone!
We look at other examples of rare-ish events, and bucket list destinations and adventures!
Who wore it better? Manhattanhenge or Andrew's Homehenge?
Looks like most millennials have a 50-50 shot of seeing Halley's comet in 2061. Will Andrew re-evaluate his death age again in light of this knowledge?
We share our own bucket list destination goals: Balloon fiesta, Devil's Pool at Victoria falls, and the Monarch Butterfly Migration.
As 90's kids, it's impossible to not address 'Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV,' which reveals the downright abusive environment of Nickelodeon live action shows through the 90's and early 2000s.
In response to the popularity of this documentary, a 5th episode ("Breaking The Silence") aired this past weekend - do we feel it added anything to the documentary? And why was it arranged so... weird?
What was it like to watch this as Nickelodeon kids ourselves? Does this completely taint our memories of the channel?
We hope this week's recommendations inspire you to make things easier for yourself: Take a mental health day (Laura), TravelPro luggage (Pam), and signing up for a Spotify family plan in light of plan prices increasing (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

It's AMA time! We take our Patrons' burning questions about the BTS life of podcasting.
Do we ever worry about someone we've talked shit on finding their way behind the paywall?
Why have Andrew and Laura been saying no to a certain annual event?
Some never before revealed MuggleSuck tea...

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Do Artists Go Too Far With Vinyl Variants?, America's Addiction to Home Security Cameras Apr 03, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Andrew recaps meeting Chloé and throwing her to the 'wolves' (Or as a normal people would call them, his friends)
Vinyl records have outsold CDs for the second year running, and even cassette tapes are having a moment - what year is it?!
Billie Eilish faces backlash for calling out artists who sell multiple variants of an album on vinyl, despite partaking in that practice herself.
You don't want to see Pam angry: even Taylor's amount of vinyl variants have pushed her over the edge, and she's pissed!
Pam provides a mini-review of Beyonce's Renaissance Act 2: Cowboy Carter and plugs her favorite tunes from the new album!
Somehow Laura ended up on home surveillance footage Tiktok, and it's shocking how easy it is to go down THAT rabbit hole.
What is it with people who have every single notification turned on? Let Pam water her flowers in peace!
Andrew and Laura don't usually watch their live doorbell feeds, but when they do, it's because the neighbors are up to some shenanigans. Get the popcorn!
PSA: You aren't obligated to hand over your home surveillance footage to law enforcement unless presented with a warrant or court order.
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and organized: X-Men '97 (Laura), Switched on Pop's podcast episode 'Beyoncé's Country' (Pam), and these custom vinyl dividers to keep your record collection nice and neat (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Who's a petty bitch? raises hand It turns out many people self-identify as petty, so we indulge ourselves in our pettiness for a half hour.
Break checking on the road, trolling online gamers, cold shouldering, and more! We've done and seen it all.
We absolutely don't recommend sending your enemies exotic animal poop or gummy dicks to get petty revenge.

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The DoJ's Green v Blue Message Bubble War, Facebook's Poke Makes a Comeback Mar 27, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL tech talk!
With a heavy tech focus this week, we look at Meta's sneaky inclusion of a new content filter, the US Department of Justice's lawsuit against Apple, and the most horrifying revelation of all: the Facebook poke is having a resurgence.
We're all fans of Apple products and have no plans to ditch our iPhones anytime soon, but we can definitely see how Apple makes switching to another smartphone brand difficult. The DOJ says this amounts to harming the competitive process and costing consumers more money.
At this point, Smartphones are a public utility and probably do need some regulation - but to what extent?
"We 'discovered' a revolutionary secure texting technology that no one has ever thought of integrating into iPhone (until we were legally forced)."
Facebook "poke" usage is reportedly up by 13x after Meta increased the feature's prominence. Let your inner child cringe at the memories of flirt poking and creepy posting. Let. it. consume. you.
What even IS poking? It's flirting, right?
We visit our own poke pages and find some very stale pokes we left on read for 17 years. Sorry!
This week's recommendations are a grab bag: 'Quiet On Set' (available on Max, Hulu, and Amazon Prime) (Pam), Balatro (Andrew), and the glow deep serum by Beauty of Joseon (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Are you a millennial who still cuts up the plastic rings that hold six packs together to save the turtles? This installment on compulsory habits instilled during childhood is for you!
Close the fridge, turn off the water, and cut the lights: YOU'RE WASTING SO MUCH ENERGY, IT'S JUST FLOOOWWING OUT!
Did D.A.R.E actually work on us as a generation? Probably with most things except weed.

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Loud Budgeting and Boundary Setting with Friends Mar 20, 2024

We're taking this week off from recording a regular episode, so we're releasing a recent installment of After Dark to the masses!

In this chat (which was recorded after our Love Languages episode in February with Dr. Morgan Levy), our string of friendship-oriented discussions continue as we discuss the idea of "loud budgeting." How can you temper the expectations of friends when your spending habits are misaligned, but you still want to be their friend? We also discuss friendship boundaries more broadly.

We record a new installment of After Dark every week! You can hear every episode by joining our Patreon or by signing up for Mega #Millennial through Apple Podcasts. By subscribing, you'll be helping us run and grow the show, so THANK YOU!

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Is TikTok Doomed in the U.S.?, How To Use ChatGPT Discreetly Mar 13, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real TikTok talk!
Is a TikTok ban imminent? Where do we stand on whether or not it should be?
FYI college applicants: words like "tapestry" and "beacon" are common tipoffs that you might have used ChatGPT to write your college admissions essay. We discuss how to use ChatGPT without revealing you did.
We ask ChatGPT to write our hypothetical Harvard admissions essays, and the rumors are true: ChatGPT is really stuck on words like "tapestry" and "mosaic."
How different is this latest trend from what has been happening since the dawn of time? People always look for ways to outsource work to save time.
It's important to know how to use AI as a tool, not make it your entire strategy.
This conversation reminds Pam (who is a stellar writer btw) of a college professor who really had it out for her and made her take remedial English.
Critics were served some crow after months of criticism about Biden's age and cognitive sharpness when he showed up at the State of the Union and did okay.
This political check in touches on all the fuckery: SCOTUS, Trump trials, and a foolish decision by the Fulton County DA.
This week's recommendations will soothe and intrigue you: 'Jazz in the Rain' playlist on Spotify (Pam), Squishmallows (Andrew), and Neil DeGrasse Tyson's podcast Star Talk (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Let's go back to high school, specifically for the DANCES.
How on earth did our schools think it was a good idea to include "Get Low" (a millennial fan favorite) in our middle school dances? And yes, there was bumping and grinding!
"Con balls were my prom" "Come again?"

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Adapting Fantasy Books For TV, and Managing Fan Expectations (feat. the Fantasy Fangirls) Mar 06, 2024

Welcome to Nicole and Lexi from the Fantasy Fangirls podcast!
We discuss the popularity of their show and why people connect to fandom-oriented podcasts. And they've become full time podcasters!?
Millennials always have to use their brains for hard adulting things (Don't forget that tax season is coming up!). Let's normalize using our brains for FUN things just as often!
We learn about A Court of Thorns and Roses, what types of audiences would be interested in this fantasy series, and why it's been huge for nearly a decade.
The ACTOAR TV show has been in the works at Hulu but seems to have hit some development snags - What's going on, and will it still see the light of day?
What would Nicole and Lexi like to see from an ACOTAR TV series?
We criticize because we care! As "prominent voices in fandom," we discuss the backlash we receive as podcasters and how we handle it all.
Have we tempered our expectations for book-to-screen adaptations after the various works we've seen so far? And who's actually done it RIGHT?
How many times can we forgive an author until they authorize too many changes from the original canon? (Nicole is still recovering from The Cursed Child....)
Recommendations: What the River Knows by Isabel Ibanez (Pam), AViewFromMySeat.com (Andrew), Everand (Nicole), and Anomolie and Throne of Glass (Lexi)

And this week in After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Smut can be a fun and light topic to talk about, but this discussion gets real when we analyze why it's so popular: How can smut help improve one's self, your confidence, and your relationship(s)?
Reading these books can also help someone find out what's exciting to you, in order to feel fulfilled with your partner(s) or yourself.
How do us podcasters deal with with discussing smut when you might have kids listening? Well, we've got too many other problems to juggle (And smut discussions have seriously empowered listeners, so those talks are not going away)

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How Dark Brandon Can Appeal to Youngs, Consumers FINALLY Push Back on High Prices Feb 28, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Biden and Trump are each rolling out strategies to appeal to younger voters and... this is one of the results.
What can major party candidates do to reach out to younger voters without being cringe? Maybe ask Chat GPT for ideas.
Biden leaning into Dark Brandon conspiracy theories? Yes please! Biden answering complicated geopolitical questions while clutching an ice cream cone? Nooooo.
It's time for the hosts to reveal their monthly and yearly spends in the era of streaming wars when the average U.S. consumer is spending nearly $1k a year on streaming services. How do we stack up?
Inflation relief may be coming soon to your favorite fast food joint or snack company: McDonald's, PepsiCo, and Coca Cola have all announced plans to slow their roll on price increases, and even cut some prices altogether.
Wendy is trying to fuck around and find out with dynamic pricing. Who's gonna wanna pay surge prices for a square hamburger??
Watch out for increased costs to check baggage - American Airlines just announced theirs, and we suspect other airlines will soon follow.
This week's recommendations will keep you organized and entertained: Clipa bag hanger (Pam), TooGoodToGo (Laura), and The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

MuggleSuck, Twilight Source and Hypable edition! Because we've worked with lots of muggles who suck.
Persistent resistance to new ideas, walls of text sent at all hours of the night, and entitlement are a few of the things we've dealt with in our heyday as fandom creators.
"How old is this person??"

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Lab Grown Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend….? Feb 21, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Ethical consumerism: is it truly possible, what are the pros and cons, and do we feel like we're better than everyone else when we make sustainable choices? :eyes:
#Millennialproblems: Turns out lab-grown diamonds aren't totally conflict free (just like the millennial experience, yolo).
We rag on the trend of using sustainability as a status symbol - ethical consumerism often comes with a high price tag, rendering it inaccessible for some.
Let's be real: how often are we actually following up on the ethics of a company of product we like?
If a deinfluencer convinces you to buy something you don't need in the name of minimalism, is that a net positive?
In related news, an EU study has found that most influencers fail to disclose advertising, so how many times have we been advertised to without our knowledge?
Andrew (aka your internet savvy big bro) has some helpful tips and tricks to spot when advertising is happening, even if it's not clearly disclosed.
This week's recommendations are for all y'all on the move: Do a sibling road trip with your bro/sis/brother from another mother (Laura), prAna hiking gear (Andrew), and elastic shoelaces (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

The friendship series part 4: dealing with picky friends.
Who else face palms over friends with no service industry background making a scene at restaurants?
Excessive pickiness with little self-awareness can be a red flag for bigger issues.
The stunning update to Andrew's Bumble BFF journey.

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The Power of Love Languages Feb 13, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real LOVE talk!
It's Valentine's Day, and for the occasion we're joined by friend of the show, clinical psychologist, and host of That Nerd Thing, Morgan!
But first (ugh) Donald Trump is obsessed with the Supreme Court - what are they gonna do about the Colorado ballot case and his immunity appeal?
Ever wonder how conversations around love languages became so mainstream?
Like all good millennials, we took a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what our love languages are. What is yours?
The father of the love languages framework, Dr. Gary Chapman, is a homophobic sexist douche, but is there still something to be gained from his theory of love languages?
Andrew is such a love bug this episode, Morgan pushes him to share what makes him feel loved!
What's more important? Knowing your partner's love language, or knowing your own?
Were you looking for a common theme in this week's recommendations? We have two! STAY HOME IF YOU'RE SICK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD (Laura), Emergen-C (Andrew), “Where Are Your Boys Tonight? The Oral History of Emo's Mainstream Explosion 1999-2008” by Chris Payne (Pam), and BookClubs.com (Morgan).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

The Friendship Series part 3 - Loud Budgeting.
Are we comfortable enough with our friends to speak up when we can't afford to do something?
How have we handled friendships where there is a significant disparity in incomes and spending behavior?
"I don't want to spent gas money to listen to you complain about your ex for 3 hours girl!"

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TikTok Reminds Creators That Nothing is Guaranteed Feb 07, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
First: DC Circuit Court issues a breaking announcement: the President actually isn't above the law!
As relations crumble between music giant UMG and TikTok, Taylor Swift, BTS, and other major acts may leave the platform.
The latest drama with TikTok is leaving many creators without the musical tools to create their regular content. To add insult to injury, music has been removed from old videos.
Our very own Andrew in the Air has been impacted - will our TikTok behavior change forever? A good reminder that nothing is guaranteed?
You've heard of tiny houses, but have you heard of people buying tiny houses off Amazon?
For all the good reasons to invest in a tiny house (sustainability, affordability, minimalism) there are caveats (renting land for the tiny house to sit on, lack of value appreciation, and lack of multiple bathrooms).
While there is a lot to appreciate about tiny houses, let's not forget that these are just fancy mobile homes with good PR.
We're practical with this week's recommendations: Whiskey making kits (Laura), BrickEconomy.com (Andrew), and Rain-X original glass water repellent.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Andrew is one step closer to making his cruise ship dreams become a reality. Touching grass and eating ass comes with new friends who like cruises!
A panel divided: Laura enjoys cruises, Pam is triggered by the thought, and Andrew is thinking about the 274 night cruise around the world.
What is the party scene on a cruise ship like? Sex, drugs, & (sometimes) rock 'n roll.

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Jon Stewart and the Era of Comebacks Jan 31, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real JON STEWART IS COMING BACK TO THE DAILY SHOW OMG OMG OMG talk.
As a Jon Stewart super fan, this is the revival Laura has been waiting for.
Why did Jon's Apple TV+ show come to an end? And why did he leave us during the Trump years?
Trevor Noah made the Daily Show his own, and updated it in many much-needed ways. Will the second era of Jon Stewart as host keep up the momentum?
Whether it's Jon Stewart or Mean Girls, it is our time to watch childhood nostalgia come back around. Are we tired of the entertainment sphere recycling the same ideas over and over?
No Elmo, we're not doing okay.
Pam finds catharsis in the latest news about the scrapped Lizzie McGuire reboot, but sometimes even the most anticipated revivals can feel hollow and out of pace with the original material, so maybe Lizzie is better off.
How soon is too soon to reboot a beloved story or franchise? (Hollywood vs fan takes on this question)
This week's recommendations are (sort of) on theme: The West Wing special to benefit When We All Vote on Max (Laura), Planet Fitness (Andrew), and "The Greatest Night in Pop" on Netflix (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Our friendship series continues! This week's theme: timeliness and reciprocity.
How being chronically late with little to no communication has impacted past friendships for the panel.
What are we looking for in terms of reciprocity? Are relationships always 50-50?

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Gypsy Rose, Stan Culture, and the Inmate-to-Influencer Pipeline Jan 24, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
We're watching the results of the New Hampshire Republican primary come in over the course of this show, but tbh, there were no big surprises.
Friend of the show and host of Shaken and Disturbed John Thrasher is back with us this week to talk about the intersection of true crime and stan culture.
We ask John to specifically look at the recent release of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, who served 8 years in prison on second degree murder charges in the killing of her mother, Dee Dee Blanchard.
Gypsy Rose has seemingly gone from inmate to influencer overnight. Is there a pipeline from prison to fame?
After the initial spike in interest and popularity, some of the social media tides seem to be shifting as more detractors speak up about the attention and celebrity being afforded to Gypsy Rose.
Does stan culture in general infantilize high-profile people and make their hardcore fans operate under the delusion that they can do no wrong?
We touch on famous figures we used to stan and when and why those shifts happened for us. Are we guilty of confirmation bias?
This week's recommendations are across the board: "American Nightmare" on Netflix (Laura), Love's travel stops for a delightful roadtrip experience (Andrew), StoryGraph for reading recommendations (Pam), and Pokémon Go for the throwback and motivation to get outside (John).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Friendship bitch fest! We love our friends, but they're not always the best at communicating or making plans.
"I don't know what to do for my boyfriend's birthday, can you give me ideas? Also you're not invited."
PSA: A friend agreeing to be in your wedding is doing you a favor. Be respectful of their time and communicate what you need from them in advance.

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Suburban Moms and the Kiss of Death Jan 17, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Hot on the heels of the Iowa caucus earlier this week, we aren't at all surprised by the outcome.
Are pre-teens ruining Sephora, or are we turning into "olds"?
The lack of pre-teen spaces (shops, online spaces, for socializing) is leading to some adolescent girls leaning into trends that may not be healthy for them at this age.
The value of social currency still impacts us all, but it was at its height for our panel during those tween years.
What are the impacts of Gen Alpha not having their own Lizzie McGuire, Limited Too, and skincare brands?
Lest we forget that we are easily influenced: let's discuss the rise (and soon to be fall) of the Stanley Cup (no, we're not talking about hockey).
Suburban moms and kids getting in on viral trends are basically the kiss of death. Given the Stanley's spot as a hot gift this holiday season, how long does it have before it's usurped by the new hot trend in hydration?
Given these challenging economic times, our theme for this week's recommendations is 'little luxuries,' or things you can still do to treat yourself without breaking the bank: Paleo Pines, which is on sale for $23.99 through 1/22 (Laura), TheLipStickLesbians on Tiktok for all your lipstick recs (Pam), and Celsius energy drinks (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

How boomers ruined Facebook, and why our parents joining the platform changed the dynamics of how we were using it.
Are we too hard on boomers? "They started it!"
What are we thankful to boomers for? Rock n roll and birthing us (we guess).

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Our Father, Who Art in Avocado Jan 10, 2024

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and our TENTH YEAR of real talk!
What could have possibly happened in the two weeks we were off air? The panel recounts, and pays special tribute to the dearly departed creator of avocado toast.
We have to kick off 2024 with another round of 'New Year, New Laws.' What progress (or regress) will our union see this year?
Laura might have ruined indoor vaping for Pat by scaring Andrew with some info from the American Heart Association. Sorry Pat!!
Illinois and California are taking steps to combat censorship and discrimination, while North Carolina and Montana are trying to stop teenagers from accessing porn. Pornhub says "good luck with that!"
Nevada has given Laura another reason to prioritize a trip to see Andrew in 2024.
Will Georgia's state income tax reductions come at the expense of higher costs elsewhere?
More than 20 states will raise minimum wages for workers which is great and all, but people are still battling inflation!
The Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse has entered the public domain, so get ready for creators to leverage this iconic version of the Mouse.
New laws from abroad: England and Wales' ban on XL Bully breed, NZ makes a far-right pivot, and more!
Start the new year right: Watch 'Leave the World Behind' on Netflix (Laura), 'The Artful Dodger' on Hulu (Pam), and use Waze when driving for the police alerts (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Is Mr. Brightside by The Killers the anthem of the millennial generation?
The millennial experience we love sing shouting about in bars: desperately wanting something we can't have.
We age ourselves by reflecting on other possible millennial anthems, many of which are 20+ years old!

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Has Spreading Gossip on TikTok Gone Too Far? Dec 27, 2023

We are off the next two weeks, so enjoy this recent installment of our flagship Patreon benefit After Dark in the mean time! Happy Holidays and have a safe New Years!

Do you ever worry about being overheard gossiping in public? Well buckle up: the latest trend on TikTok involves regular people eavesdropping and then relaying the gossip they overhear in great detail to the masses.
Let’s think about this, would someone want to find out they are being cheated on over TikTok?
Did Andrew ever drive your Uber? If so, he has a catalogue of all the best gossip he’s heard from passengers.

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What We're Leaving Behind in 2023, Our Predictions For 2024 Dec 21, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real year-end talk!
Chloé, Marc, and Pat join us for another holiday gift exchange and 2024 predictions!
How many of our 2023 predictions were wrong? Tbh the majority.
In a show first, the USPS has failed us with getting all gift exchange packages delivered on time.
"Touch grass, eat ass." #Millennial's new slogan encouraging expanding your social circle!
What's to come in 2024 according to our panel? Biden will win re-election, Trump VP pick predictions, Andrew's yearly death prediction, how AI will break news, and upcoming entertainment release predictions.
This week, we're giving our RECOMMENDATION OF THE YEAR! Future (Laura), Lancome Monsieur Big in Waterproof (Chloé), the Steam Deck (Marc), Bumble BFF (Andrew), getting a foldable chair with a canopy (Pat), and Dossier for dupe fragrances (Pam).

And in this final 2023 installment of After Dark:

Oxford's 2023 Word of the Year is... Rizz? Does this resonate with anyone?
We review previous words of the year and evaluate whether they have any staying power, or if being designated 'word of the year' is a death sentence for a word's popularity.
What happened in prior years to inspire these selections? Much like a Magic 8-Ball, answers are (somewhat) unclear.

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The Millennial Mandela Effect - Our 2023 Year in Review Dec 13, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real 2023 talk!
This week, we wrap up 2023 by running through the most memorable moments, news stories, snafus, and phenomenons.
What is time? You're telling me that head of lettuce lasted longer than Liz Truss as PM happened in 2022? Shut up.
How could we forget the Chinese spy balloons? (Don't worry, they haven't forgotten about you or all the sweet intel they picked up.)
The Titan submersible, aka the reason we're all getting coal in our stockings this year aka the funniest memes of 2023 aka the reason we're all going to hell.
"Tell the rich. I want them to know it was me!"
Barbenheimer took the world by storm this summer, and Glitch McConnell is still shook.
A melancholy, heartfelt Beatles reunion rounded out the year with the wholesome energy we all needed. See, AI ain't all bad!
How could we forget the Renaissance and Eras tours?
Laura gets called out for replacing George Santos with a better congressman named Santos. #WestWinggirlieforlife
What was the most memorable 2023 moment for our Patrons? Strikes, Tay Tay, the Titan submersible, Prince Harry's "todger," and the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank.
This week's recommendations will set you up for success this holiday season: Lethal Company (Laura), CeraVe Acne Foaming Cream Cleanser (Andrew), and Beyonce's 'Renaissance: a film.'

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Thinking of hate stalking an ex or former friend this holiday season? You probably shouldn't but tbh, we love mess.
Turns out there are some really common reasons we all hate stalk. Is it to feel better about ourselves? MAYBE.
We toy with posting Insta polls to see how many of our exes participate.
"The last time I texted him Happy Birthday he didn't answer lol."

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America's Avocado Addiction is Very Bad For Mexico, Biden's Plan For AI Deep Fakes in 2024 Dec 06, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Girl bye: The rise and fall of George Santos, from the House of Representatives to Cameo.
Don't forget to check out the #Millennial and MuggleCast Overstock Store for all your holiday shopping needs!
Apparently avocado demand in the US is ruining the planet and leading to spikes in violence. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE AVOCADO TOAST IN PEACE?
Laura is buying an avocado tree. Has she thought this through? No. Does she have anywhere to plant it? Also no.
What other guilty pleasures do we partake in despite knowing the negative consequences of using them?
We wish we knew how to quit Amazon.
Patrons also weigh in on their guiltiest pleasures, including long showers, styrofoam go-cups, eating meat, and more.
The Biden campaign is exploring legal strategies for dealing with the inevitable impact of AI deepfakes on the 2024 election.
What deepfakes do we predict we'll see? Tons of misinformation, but absolutely fake nudity.
This week's recommendations are helpful and productive: Consumer Class Action Lawsuit Database (Laura), GHOST Protein (Andrew), and Naturium bath and body products (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Do the hosts of #Millennial validate the Shopping Cart Theory?
Honesty time: who always returns their shopping cart and who leaves them rolling free in the parking lot?
Do we do the right thing when no one's looking?

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Estranged Siblings, A Too-Giving Dad: Thanksgiving 2023 Horror Stories Nov 29, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real Thanksgiving drama talk!
RIP Andrew's Black Friday joy.
Don't forget to check out the #Millennial and MuggleCast Overstock Store for the podcast fan in your life this holiday season!
This week's episode is a Confessional-palooza serving up some piping hot tea from our listeners' most dramatic Thanksgiving encounters.
Estranged sibling say something shitty? Dad ruined the pie by putting raw Turkey in the fridge with it? Uncle Bobby ruin Thanksgiving by describing his erection in gory detail? We've got it all chronicled here!
How do you even when Grandma's friend Irish goodbyes after having explosive shits in your guest bathroom?
"Why aren't you married yet?" "Idk Ethel why aren't you dead yet?"
Is it Thanksgiving if the menu doesn't involve mashed potatoes?
How to handle Dad being a little too giving to an employee?
This week's recommendations will give you a reprieve from stressful interactions this holiday season: Hero Cosmetics Mighty Patches (Andrew), ‘Doctor Who: Special 1 - The Star Beast’ (Pam), and 'Spider-Man 2' on PS5 (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Our own Thanksgiving tea!
There's always that one person who insists on driving a joke into the ground.
A significant other who can't even fake it at family functions...

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After Dark Archive Release: The Hosts Write Character Letters To Help Each Other in Court Nov 22, 2023

We're off this week because of Thanksgiving, but today we're publicly releasing one of our favorites from our After Dark archives!

In September, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were canceled for writing character letters about their 'friend' Danny Masterson. The character letters spilled out into public, which inspired us to write character letters for each of the three of us, as if we were on trial and needed an assist from each other. We had a lot of fun writing these letters and sharing them with one another on air, and we hope you enjoy them too.

For more great content like this, pledge to our Patreon or sign up for a paid subscription on Apple Podcasts. You'l receive a new After Dark installment every week, along with ad-free episodes of #Millennial!

Happy Thanksgiving, and we'll see you next week!

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Dark Brandon Returns, Tumblr Admits Defeat, Our Favorite Early-Internet Websites Nov 15, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Check out the newly launched #Millennial and MuggleCast store on Etsy! Grab extras of our awesome Patreon gifts while supplies last!
American news roundup: are y'all tired of this shit? So are we. Let's keep it fun and short!
Another social media legacy encounters some woes: Tumblr is reportedly downscaling after failing to 'turn around' the site.
With Tumblr's attempts at growth in recent years falling flat, their CEO admits it's time to pivot. Is Tumblr already dead to us?
We reminisce about the apps and sites of yesteryear: MySpace, AIM, Vine, Foursquare, and more!
Our walk down memory lane makes us realize that Google is at its best when it acquires companies for its ecosystem - not so much when they try their hand at launching their own platforms.
Listeners sound off on some of their favorite OG internet fixtures: forums, Stumbleupon, Nimbuzz, Livejournal, Xanga, and Neopets.
Don't forget to send your funniest, cringiest, most annoying Thanksgiving stories to our Confessional!
This week's recommendations are helpful and fun: Get your flu shot and covid booster if eligible (Laura), PointsYeah (Andrew), and 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' on Netflix (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Do you ever worry about being overheard gossiping in public? Well buckle up: the latest trend on TikTok involves regular people eavesdropping and then relaying the gossip they overhear in great detail to the masses.
Let's think about this, would someone want to find out they are being cheated on over TikTok?
Did Andrew ever drive your Uber? If so, he has a catalogue of all the best gossip he's heard from passengers.

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High in Ohio, DoorDash and Tipping, The World of Good and Bad Dupes Nov 08, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and some (real quick) election talk!
We kept an eye on a couple of important races and ballot measures, but were excited to see Ohio enshrined abortion rights in its constitution AND legalized recreational marijuana. Toke up y'all!
We also took a few moments to get to know our new Speaker, a predictably homophobic Trump sycophant.
DoorDash warns consumers: if you don't tip in advance, expect a longer wait.
Andrew and Pam say the solution is to require tips in advance, Laura isn't so sure about that.
Tl;dr American tipping culture is a scam that fucks over the working class and consumers.
Millennials and Gen Z are setting new records for the purchase of alternatives to luxury products, aka DUPES.
How has the culture evolved from brand pride to dupe pride? Would our adolescent selves have survived middle school this way?
Good dupes vs bad dupes: a lot of stuff can be "duped," but you shouldn't skimp on things like mattresses, shoes, and skincare.
This week's recommendations are DUPE themed in honor of our dupe discussion: Heatless curler headband ($27 instead of the hundreds you'll spend on brand name curling irons) (Laura), Anker products for your charging and backup battery needs (Andrew), and Trader Joe's Daily Facial Sunscreen (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

A listener feels the sting of a close friend forgetting their birthday. Have we ever been on the receiving end of this hurtful behavior? Additionally, have WE ever been the flaky friend?
Andrew's the friend who tends to do all the planning and booking reservations - does this ever get tiresome?
What to do if you spend more time on your friends than they do on you...

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The Hunger Games and Pop Culture Stage Adaptations, Teens Don't Like Sex on Screen, Vibrator or Vacuum? Nov 01, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Buckle up for a slightly unhinged ep - in a historic moment for the show, we recorded this one in the MORNING!
Andrew and Pat are the "cool" Halloween neighbors between throwing sexy parties and giving out full size candy bars.
Get ready for more adaptations: 'The Hunger Games' is set to get the stage play treatment. (Real talk, does anyone want to feel immersed in the Panem environment?)
'Spongebob the Musical' ran so that Ethan Samuel Slater could throw his family away for Ariana Grande.
Is 'Hunger Games' trying to pull a 'Harry Potter' by continuing to expand the universe?
A new study out of UCLA indicates that teens are looking to see less sex depicted on screen. Were we just way hornier as teens, or is there something more to this?
How have depictions of sex in popular media changed since we were kids?
The introduction of intimacy coordinators on set has had a noticeable impact on the nature of sex scenes depicted in tv and film.
A confessional prompts us to have a spicy conversation in After Dark: "Can my neighbor hear me using my vibrator through the walls?"
There is no common thread in this week's recommendations: Yeti Nano microphone (Laura), Rollo Thermal Printer (Andrew), and investing in an electric fabric shaver to keep your sweaters looking fresh this fall (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

As promised in the main show, we're getting personal about getting down when you live in connected or shared spaces with neighbors and family.
Tips for keeping things discreet if you're at home or in a dorm...
Vibrator recommendations!

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Death Doesn't Have to be Scary (feat. Lauren Carroll of Deathwives) Oct 25, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real DEATH talk!
This is your LAST chance to get this year's physical gift by signing up at the BAE tier over on our Patreon! Sign up today, and fill out the form to receive this year's gift: signed album art with a couple of surprise gifts (and some secret bonus content!).
Funeral director and home death educator Lauren Carroll of Deathwives joins us to talk about a very spooky topic: DEATH!
Just kidding, death doesn't have to be scary! Without death, there can be no life.
Lauren soothes our fears and anxieties about death, and explains her tips for having a better relationship with it.
It's decided: we're all having water cremations. TBD on what we do with our ashes (Laura might blast hers into space).
Be sure to check out the Deathwives Class Library, and if you're in the New York City area, you can get $100 off their live death doula training on 11/11/23 with code OMGIMDEAD.
According to home improvement app Thumbtack, 40% of millennials believe their house is haunted. While this is really just a brilliant October promotional opportunity, it inspires a conversation on the panel of our own creepy experiences with the paranormal.
As always, our recommendations run the gamut: 'The Fall of the House of Usher' on Netflix (Laura), @PersonalFinanceClub on Instagram (Andrew), and freezing your cookie dough for seamless baking this holiday season.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

The #Millennial HR team is going to have to intervene because Andrew is OUT OF CONTROL!
While we're talking about death, Andy decides (by coin toss) who will be his Legacy Contact on Facebook when he dies.
Pam and Laura share tales of being haunted by the Facebook profiles of dead people.
"Hi! If you're receiving this email, I am out of life and will not be returning ever. Go to hell."

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Truths About Israel/Palestine, Concert Movies and Pam's Taylor Experience, Goodbye to Blu-rays Oct 18, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Don't forget to subscribe and fill out our form to receive this year's physical gift - signed album art with a couple of *surprises*.
We recommend following NotYourGoodJew on Instagram for more information on the war.
Karma is my rocket ship of a career changing cinema goers' etiquette: Pam recounts her experience at the 'Eras Tour' movie.
"Mother said it was okay" for Swifties to dance in the aisles, sing their hearts out, and take a million selfies with their friends. As Andrew says, don't yuck someone else's yum!
BREAKING: Andrew has never seen 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' and Pam and Laura are devising ways to help Andy lose his RHPS "virginity."
It's the end of an era as we know it: Best Buy (aka standard depressing brick and mortar electronics store) has announced it will stop selling DVDs and Blu-rays in 2024.
Why do some still prefer physical copies, and in another 10 years, will DVDs and Blu-rays be the new collectible nostalgia item? (We hope not, the early 2000s were a cursed time, let them RIP.)
With Disney also announcing it is discontinuing the sales of physical movies in certain regions, it seems certain that the days of buying physical copies of movies, games, and music may be entering their sunset era.
This week's recommendations check all the boxes: Juan Luis Guerra (Laura), this Sony DVD/Blu-ray player for the nostalgia (Andrew), and the Singer sewing machine for beginners (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Did someone say Spooky Szn? Laura's ready with some folklore and tales out of Appalachia.
"If you heard mothman's ass cheeks clapping in the woods... No you didn't." (Credit to supporter Sean for this gem!)
Superstition and the melding of cultural influences that produce today's unique blend of horror folklore tales.

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From Poking, to Paying, to Reaching Zen Oct 11, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
We're excited to announce our 2023 physical gift for BAE+ Patrons: signed album art with a super secret gift you can only get as a BAE Patron for a limited time! #iykyk
Do we judge people who work with ghostwriters to publish their memoirs?
Is it dishonest to use a ghostwriter and not credit them? Is there a difference between using ghostwriters for fiction vs non-fiction?
We expect to need to hire experts to do a variety of jobs for us - why is ghostwriting any different?
TikTok has fallen: our latest social media fav is considering rolling out an ad-free subscription tier. Will Pam and Laura be able to resist the temptation?
Is Meta setting itself up to fuck around and find out? The platform is reportedly rolling out paid ad-free plans and the requirement for non-paid customers to opt in for free with personalized ads to get around European Union data privacy regulations. How many European citizens do we think will go for this?
And getting into truly ridiculous subscription model territory: Tinder's new Select model will cost $499 per month and come with additional features to boost the advantage of meeting their "most sought-after users."
"If I'm paying $499/month for Tinder can it just blow me?"
This week's recommendations are practical with a pinch of the abstract from Andrew (because ofc): Touch grass and become less dependent on streaming apps (Andrew), Glossier's new Stretch Foundation (Laura), and the Cuisinart immersion blender for all your fall soup needs (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Inspired by the story of known con artist Coco Berthmann, we talk about internet ghosts: the people you thought you knew who ended up being someone else entirely.
Laura shares a personal MuggleSuck example of a friend she met through fandom who ended up lying about their entire life story.
For more fandom drama, we recount a scandal that is still rocking us to this day.

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Was Dianne Feinstein's Death Bed Confession About Tupac? Oct 05, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Need a primer on the House Speaker drama that has unfolded in the House of Representatives in the last week, but don't have the energy for long-winded explanations? Laura's got your back with a quick and dirty 2-minute explainer!
Please don't forget to take our 2023 Listener Survey! You can help shape the future of the show - survey is open through October 9th, don't miss your chance to leave your mark on #Millennial!
Nearly 3 decades after the murder of Tupac Shakur, a major break in the case has led to an arrest for his murder.
Pam and Laura get into the overlap between pop culture and true crime by digging into the logistics of why it took so long for authorities to make an arrest despite long-term certainty around who was responsible for Tupac's murder.
Phones in Japan make a shutter sound when you take a photo, even if they're on silent mode. Why?
While the privacy concerns are certainly valid, consumers have found creative ways around this. How do we think Americans would react to implementation of a similar policy?
Have we been guilty of taking sneaky pics in public? (Yes.)
This week's recommendations will keep you health and informed! 'In The Dark' season 2(Laura), requesting free covid tests courtesy of the US government (Andrew), and 'Hip Hop Evolution' on Netflix (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Apparently coffee consumption is okay to a certain degree, and diet sodas might give us cancer. Are we making any changes to our caffeine consumption habits?
At what points in life have we hit caffeinated beverages the hardest? What life events made us change our habits?
Which of the hosts drinks the most coffee? The answer may surprise you!

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Pop Culture Courses at Universities, Dropping Out of College, 'Fourth Wing' Book Club (Spoiler Free!) Sep 27, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Laura is off, but she’ll be back next week! In her absence, Andrew and Pam welcome their friend (and former Hypable staffer!) Tariq Ra'ouf, to the show!
You can find Tariq online at Twitter and Instagram.
It looks like the Writer’s Strike has officially come to an end! We react to the news at the WGA has reached a tentative deal with the AMPTP
Pam fills us in on what happens next now that picketing has stopped, and Andrew details some of what fans can expect after writers in Hollywood resume work.
It’s a pop culture palooza this week!
To kick things off, we dive into the rise in popularity of universities offering courses on some of today’s biggest pop stars.
Is teaching classes on Taylor Swift and Beyonce a smart tactic in getting students excited to learn, or is it all just good PR for the universities greenlighting these classes?
Is there space in the classroom for pop culture? We definitely think so!
As our discussion on cool college courses comes to a close, Andrew and Tariq get vulnerable as they discuss dropping out of university.
Check out Professor Julian Wamble on TikTok, who teaches a Harry Potter course!
‘Fourth Wing’ fans, rejoice! Your excitement over our recent recommendations of the Rebecca Yarros written novel didn’t go unnoticed! To wrap up the show, we host a little spoiler free book club dedicated to this year’s hottest fantasy read!
We talk about what it is that sucked us into the book and kept us reading.
Pam and Andrew have some fun recounting the spicy plot point they didn’t see coming.
‘Fourth Wing’ sequel, ‘Iron Flame,’ is coming out this November— will any of us be heading out to Barnes & Noble’s planned midnight release parties for the book?
We take the opportunity to reminisce a bit on all the midnight release parties we attended growing up.
This week’s recommendations: ‘Crying In H Mart’ by Michelle Zauner (Pam), WaterPiks (Andrew), and recording artists Jungle and Whethan (Tariq).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

WTF news is back!
Tariq joins us as Andrew shares a carefully curated list of news stories centered on the overarching theme of “butts.”
This time around we’re trying something new: ending this latest installment of WTF news on a high note with some cute news!
Is After Dark always this gross, Tariq asks? *shifty eye emoji*

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NSYNC Reunion Rumors, Rotten Tomatoes Gets Played By Hollywood, Cancel Culture in 2023 Sep 20, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Off the top, we tune into the Senate Judiciary Committee's hearing on banned books and free speech, see the full clip HERE.
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Rumors of an NSYNC reunion began swirling earlier in the year when the first trailer for ‘Trolls: Band Together’ seemingly made several references to iconic 90s boy bands.
Anticipation reached a fever pitch when all five members of NSYNC attended the MTV Video Music Awards to present the Best Pop Video award to Taylor Swift. A couple of other cryptic messages from the band culminated in NSYNC announcing their first single in over two decades... for the 'Trolls 3' movie.
In a deep dive on Vulture, we learned that studios and publicists are able to successfully skew movie rating scores.
Do movie reviews mean anything to us? Are we easily influenced by the Tomatometer?
Have we ever been influenced by reviews or even publicists trying to wine and dine us?
Cancel culture in 2023 vs 2017: Lizzo sued by former backup dancers for creating a hostile work environment and Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis take heat for writing character letters for Danny Masterson in the wake of his rape convictions.
What is the line between boss/friend for Lizzo's backup dancers?
Have inappropriate behaviors towards underage minors reduced, or just shifted and look different now?
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained, educated, and well-rested! 'Hot Ones' featuring NSYNC (coming Thursday) (Pam), scheduling "learning time" for yourself (Andrew), and establishing a good pre-sleep routine of journaling, meditating, and winding down (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Inspired by Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, let's get canceled for writing character defense letters for each others' crimes against humanity.
"Hey all he had to do was buy you a slice of pizza to avoid being axe murdered."
Pam is on her Vigilante Shit!

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Sorry Trumpers, You're All Dead and Gen Z is Legal Sep 13, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Laura "wins" a longstanding "game," and Andrew toasts to the end of an era.
LendingTree and Credit Karma have conducted surveys of millennials and Gen Z’ers to look at reasons why our age groups may be incurring debt in the pursuit of love.
Younger generations are more likely to accrue "dating debt" than older generations. We get personal and share how much we've spent on dating.
Even though it feels like we're always spending, spending, spending, traditional shopping is dying. (Yet another thing to blame millennials for!)
Believe it or not, the majority of consumers (54%) prefer shopping in-store, as opposed to online. (We could never.)
If you think listening to podcasts helps combat loneliness, how do you think it helps podcast hosts? This show is our social lives!!
If you lean on podcasts for companionship, check out this article in the Washington Post about how people use podcasts to fill this gap.
What is the relationship between arousal and focus? What content do we consume to help us focus?
This week's recommendations will empower and entertain: SHOOT YOUR SHOT (Andrew), 'Once More with Feeling' by Elissa Sussman, and Baldur's Gate 3 (Laura).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

Laura opens up about a crazy squatting situation her complex experienced last year. The reason police couldn't do anything about it is WILD.
Andrew provides a neighbor update, and may or may not be doing surveillance droning to learn more.

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Police Using Drones For Surveillance, Noise Pollution, and What To Do About High Home Interest Rates? Sep 06, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
We kick off the show on a somber note as another one of Andrew’s death predictions comes true. The hosts reminisce on the legacy of legendary ‘The Price Is Right’ host Bob Barker, as well as recently passed artists Jimmy Buffet, and Smash Mouth’s Steve Harwell.
The drones are coming-- at least in New York. The NYPD is officially using surveillance drones to monitor large, outdoor events.
If you’re worried about how surveillance drones flying overhead might affect your privacy, you’re not the only one! The hosts weigh in on whether or not they trust law enforcement departments with this new surveillance technology.
America is getting loud no matter where you live, and new research now proves that high levels of noise pollution could come with some pretty big health risks.
Andrew shares his concerns over living in a developing neighborhood with frequent construction noise.
Pam and Laura ruminate over whether or not they’re worried about hearing loss as they age.
Home interest rates are high, so when should you buy? Unfortunately, the answer doesn’t seem so clear cut.
If you’re feeling mortgage rate envy, you’re not alone! (But that doesn’t seem to be a problem for Andrew and Laura. Both are locked in to some pretty sexy interest rates!)
Laura shares how having student loans affected her as a first time home buyer.
This week’s recommendations are geared toward enriching your mind and body! CeeCee’s Closet sleep Bonnets (Pam), CeeCee’s Closet African exfoliation net (Laura), and ‘Fourth Wing’ by Rebecca Yarros (Andrew).

In this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

School’s back in session for students all across the country, so we’re hitting you with our very own Back to School special!
The hosts reminisce on their old school days.
What silly traditions did each of our schools have?
Will we be hitting up our respective high school reunions?

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How To Make $18k Per Month, Tampon-gate Strikes Again, TikTok Tests New Music App Aug 23, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Spotify has a $38 million white noise problem. They're paying ad dollars for their own algorithm to direct listeners to independent white noise podcasts instead of Spotify's own white noise music.
Some white noise podcasts are raking in $18k per month - we clearly got into the wrong podcasting business.
Still, we try our hand at #Millennial branded white noise. Would you sub??
More steamer price hikes: Disney+ has announced a 27% price increase, which Hulu promising a 20% increase. Take one well-educated guess about which streamers are on the chopping block for our panel.
Hurricane Hilary gave something unexpected to the US Southwest, and we look at the up and coming hurricane names for the 2023 forecast. Watch out for Hurricane Gert!
It was not until the year of our Lord 2023 that menstrual products' absorbency was tested with blood, not water. #Tampongate strikes again.
'TikTok Music' is in beta mode in Brazil, Indonesia, Australia, Mexico, and Singapore. Is this the future of learning about new music??
How do we find new music?
We've got hot recommendations fresh off the press this week! NOAA's National Hurricane Center (Laura), VPNs (Andrew), and ‘Never Say Never with Jeff Jenkins

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

An Illinois law forcing parents to share part of their revenue with their children is going into effect in 2024.
What aspects of this law would have helped us when we were unpaid minor workers?
Another MuggleSuck entry: Andrew recounts a time when a certain someone wanted to pay him in experience and exposure, not cold hard cash.

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Forcing a Friendship, Can 'I Love You' Come Too Soon?, Grappling With Friends Unfollowing You Aug 16, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real friendship and romance talk!
The Hot Indictment Summer hits just keep coming: TRUMP. IS. INDICTED. FOR. A. FOURTH. TIME!
This week's episode is a mailbag show, so we're covering as many confessionals and pieces of feedback as we can (*in 90 minutes, Andrew is flying the night of our recording, and he'll kill us if we give him another 2 hour edit).
Uh oh, we influenced too close to the sun: using ChatGPT to write cover letters.
The Adventures of Ronald the SAG President and Nancy the Throat Goat.
Ugh Chrissy, stop inviting yourself to your coworkers' weddings. No one invited you!
A confessional writer grapples with supporting their child's preferences while also protecting them from a family of Trumpers.
We're all inspired by a confessional writer who did a boudoir photoshoot for her husband-to-be. Free those titties!
Is it possible to say "I love you" too soon? What's the right amount of time?
Why is being unfollowed on social channels by people we personally know so hurtful? Do we spite unfollow people?
Honestly, there's no thread to connect this week's recommendations: The TWA Hotel at JFK International Airport (Laura), Pluto TV (Andrew), and Beauty of Joseon sunscreen (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Instead of breaking a celebrity death, TMZ recently broke news of a death HOAX!
We reflect on the celebrity deaths that shook the culture, and look at why TMZ isn't following the same rules of journalistic ethics as more mainstream outlets. Does that somehow make them better at breaking news?
Hide your nudes - a member of the panel has sold footage to TMZ before!

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Date-Me Docs, Try That in a Small Town, Sundown Towns Aug 09, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership!
If you have federal student loans that will go into repayment this fall, be sure to check out the SAVE plan and enroll before interest resumes 9/1!
Andrew might start a side hustle filming reaction vids. His latest: reacting to a baby bear in Yosemite National Park.
Spotify users who support us on Patreon can now get our exclusive audio content right within the Spotify app! Woohoo!
Tired of dating apps? Some are kicking it old school with Date-Me Docs (think personal ads in newspapers). Here's one directory
Would we connect with someone through a Date-Me doc? We analyze a real life example of one and try to play matchmaker for Pam (she's not having it).
Our inbox is open: send us your dating docs, OkCupid profiles, etc, and we'll give anonymous, on-air reviews!
'Try That in a Small (Sundown) Town:' we dig into the controversy behind this chart-topping song from Jason Aldean, and why the tune and its music video are proving so divisive.
Laura grew up in Forsyth County, Georgia, which not-so-long-ago had sundown laws in place. For a taste, check out this early episode of Oprah where she visited the belly of the sundown beast (warning: offensive, frequent use of racial slurs).
The lyrics and imagery of 'Try That In A Small Town' serve as a racist dogwhistle, harkening for the days of Jim Crow and sundown policies. Laura shares her perspective growing up in a place where the echoes of history are still resounding to this day.
You know we always come with the best recommendations: 'Blood at the Root: A Racial Cleansing in America' by Patrick Phillips (Laura), 8Sleep Pod Cover (Andrew - click the link for $200 off!), and Tyler Childers as a palette cleanse for all the Jason Aldean talk (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

We're life pathing. What we mean by that is, we're discovering what our life path numbers are!
Some of our life path results resonate, some make us feel attacked tho.
What's the best way to use tools like this? Is there one "right" way?

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Glitch McConnell and Aging Senators, New Alien Evidence, Managing Anxiety About the Warming World Aug 02, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL talk!
In breaking Trumpdates: Orange Julius has had four new indictments dropped against him, this time, out of a Washington D.C. court. Read the full indictment here. Hot indictment summer is still hot y'all!
Glitch McConnell and the Congressional Geritocracy: give term limits a chance!
We review some of our oldest senators and representatives: basically, if you've existed longer than the chocolate chip cookie recipe, please consider retiring. Kplzthx.
Are age limits ethical for elected positions of leadership?
FYI, aliens aren't called UFOs anymore - the 2023 approved term is UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena).
In a recent congressional hearing, former military officials auditioned for lead roles in an upcoming X-Files spinoff series.
The US has possession of "non-human" bodies of UAP pilots?!
Is Andrew's biggest 2023 prediction coming true?
Bonus rec from Andrew: Find Starlink - this is a free app that lets you see when you’ll be able to view Starlink satellites flying over your area!
It's getting hot in here, so turn on all your fans. Heat waves across the globe are cause for concern and discomfort as we navigate some of the hottest months on record. Is there any cause to be optimistic?
Our friend Micah provides an official statement of his experience flying out of Las Vegas on a day with record heat, straight from the MuggleCast news room.
National outlets tend to lead with the most deadly news updates for engagement, but you'll likely be able to find more positive updates in your local news.
Consider composting, recycling, voting, making home efficiency improvements, and more to help "paint your corner of the sky a little bluer."
Check out this episode of #Millennial in which one of our listeners helped us understand best recycling practices.
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and clean?! The newest season of 'Black Mirror' on Netflix (Laura), using bar soap instead of body wash to stick it to Big Bath (Andrew), and 'What We Do in the Shadows' on Hulu (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Concert etiquette: what happened to it? In recent months, trends of hurling objects directly at performers have picked up. Did we go feral during the pandemic?
We share our biggest pet peeves re: bad behavior at concerts. PUT YOUR FUCKING SIGNS DOWN.
Why spend $500 on concert tickets just to spend the entire show watching it through your iPhone?

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How 'Barbie' Portrays the Human Experience, Girl Dinner, Trump's Bad News Jul 26, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real BARBIE talk!
Our resident Barbie expert and social media manager Chloé educates us on the history of Barbie, and delves into how her legacy is represented on the silver screen.
Barbie was originally based on a German escort doll?!
The real life Barbie and Ken were brother and sister?!
Justice for Allan and Midge!!!
Is the message of this movie that men are stupid? We don't think the haters are aware Ken-ough to understand the layers of Barbie.
With the success of 'Barbie,' Mattel has some major tailwinds to help project it towards future motion pictures adaptations of their other properties: think magic 8 ball, Doug, and American Girl dolls!
Wtf is girl dinner? If you're anything like us, you've been eating girl dinner for years not knowing it was a "thing."
Girl dinner isn't a prescribed menu, it's a #lifestyle. For some of us, the center of girl dinner is cheese. For others, it's diet coke and a blunt.
Popeyes was prepared: they rolled out their girl dinner menu when the trend went viral.
This week's recommendations are mostly fun with one notable super responsible exception! 'They Cloned Tyrone' on Netflix (Laura), Figo Pet Insurance (Andrew), 'Fourth Wing' by Rebecca Yarros, and princessmovies.to for a super legitimate, totally legal way to watch all the Barbie movies for free (Chloé over here trying to get us sued).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available to Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers:

Comparing our millennial and gen z experiences of diet culture in the 90s and 2010s.
Chloé has some tea about the perception that gen z is more body inclusive and positive (they're not).
We take a a walk down memory lane and reminisce (or cringe) about our public school lunchroom experiences. California out here with the bougie cafeteria set ups, we were totally robbed out East!

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Actors on Strike, What Strikes Have Accomplished, Replacing Writers With AI Yields Terrible Results Jul 19, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real STRIKE talk!
We ain't crossing the picket line: why we support the WGA and SAG strikes.
Writers, actors, directors, and other creators are receiving PENNIES on their streaming residuals, meanwhile corporate execs are yachting and complaining about not having money.
Studios are hoping background actors will agree to one day of shooting and granting the studio perpetual ownership of their likeness with no further compensation.
Other industries, like airlines and parcel shipment services, are also staring down the barrel of looming strikes. Are we at a cultural turning point in the push for workers' rights?
Shoutout to unions, who got us weekends, paid sick leave, higher wages, and safer working conditions to name a few of their accomplishments.
We explore some examples of historical strikes, and examine what caused them to be successful vs what caused them to fail: Flint United Auto Workers Sit-in, Memphis Sanitation Workers’ strike, Postal Workers’ Strike, Air traffic controllers walk-out, Hornel Minnesota Meatpackers, UPS Workers’ Strike (1997), and General Motors Workers’ strike (2019).
AI is a hot topic across the board, but it is no stranger to controversy in the writing world: G/O Media, who owns sites like Gizmodo, A/V Club, Jezebel, io9, and Kotaku, announced that they would start testing AI-written content, a controversial announcement made days after laying off several writers.
The AI articles were simply published with by an author named “Gizmodo Bot,” and one of the first ones published at the entertainment site io9 went really badly.
Where is the line with using AI to streamline work? How are we continuing to use Chat GPT?
This week's recommendations will literally make you cool for the summer: Glossier's Universal Pro-Retinol (Laura), after sun gel with aloe and lidocaine (Pam), and Spotify's AI DJ (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and Apple Podcasts:

We can't talk about AI without talking about the AI face filters that are triggering us on Tiktok.
Tiktok's 'Aged' filter is either making you look like a hot granny or a melting crypt keeper.
The slippery slope of using face filters on social media and on Zoom: you forget that having smooth, textureless skin isn't reality.

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Reviewing Meta's Threads, Reviving '90s Hits For Millennials, Brands Pull Back On Loyalty Perks Jul 12, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real THREADS talk!
But first, Laura gives a 30 second blitz update about our fucked up student loan situation.
Last week, Meta launched its Twitter competitor, Threads, and we were among the early adopters. #influencers
We provide a full review of Threads: the good, the bad, the missing features. Will Threads steal our hearts, or can we just not quit Twitter?
Personal threads wishlists: following tab (for n00ds), hashtags (for n00ds), and close friends list (for n00ds).
With a number of recent and upcoming adaptations of popular toys and brands, we take a trip down memory lane to the 90s and give some recommendations we believe would KILL with millennial audiences.
Dark Side of Barney: "I always say I love you, but you never say it back so now I'm on Lexapro."
With Furby making a comeback, could we see attempts for a Furby movie? It might sound like a stretch, but don't forget they made an Angry Birds movie.
Tfw you realize popular 90s board games could be adapted into horror films. :eyes:
We've got a bone to pick with major brands ditching their rewards and birthday perks programs! Don't y'all have enough money? Stop taking my free birthday coffee away!
Pam breaks some bad news to Laura about Sephora's birthday gift. :'(
Do brands really think eliminating these loyalty perks will save them substantial money? How can they evolve to meet shoppers' preference for online purchasing habits?
This week's recommendations are FUN and FUNDAMENTAL: Read about the Biden administrations proposed SAVE income-based repayment plan (Laura), 'Won't You Be My Neighbor?' on Netflix (Pam), and 'The Diplomat' on Netflix (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available to Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers:

Every high school as an "incident," and we spill the tea on each of our high schools' most remembered mishaps and events.
Pam tells a story with a twist that you WON'T see coming - we're clutching our pearls.
"Yeah, totally no problem that the gym coach has a window looking directly in the girls' locker room. This is fine!"
Would we go to a high school reunion for revenge?

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Inside the Life of an OnlyFans Creator (feat. Tiara Melissa) Jul 05, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real ONLYFANS talk!
OF Creator Tiara joins us today to share her experience as a content creator on OF, and to help aspiring creators know what to keep in mind as they pursue success in the OF space.
Also, we're debunking a lot of commonly held beliefs about OnlyFans: first, not all creators cater to pornography or nudity. Many do, but Tiara explains the popular fetish niche her work fits into.
Tiara sets the record straight: content creation is never easy, and monetizing fetish content is not as easy as taking a few casual pictures of your feet and profiting.
Why does OnlyFans work better for some creators than Patreon?
We learn what kinds of fetish content clients request, and why a 10 minute video is usually the maximum length that video will run. ????
We learn how creators deal with things like taxes, customer complaints, and the stigma that can be associated with OF.
Check Tiara out and support her on her various platforms!
This week's recommendations are a total grab bag: 'Devour' on Steam (Laura), 'Outlander' on Starz (Pam), Demi Lovato's 'Cool for the Summer' (Andrew), and Tiara's favorite tights brands: H&M, Snag, Charming Lady, and Wolfords.

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Tiara stays on to share that *spicy* content we know y'all were looking for. You knew we'd only expose the goods in AD!
What is foot worship, and how can we monetize it?
The tale of the $150 pair of panties!

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Marine Scientist Mckenzie Margarethe on Deep Sea Exploration, Where Titan Went Wrong, and Orcas Jun 28, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL ocean talk!
And it's REAL ocean talk because this week we're joined by Mckenzie Margarethe, a marine scientist and naturalist focusing on realistic conservation and ocean education.
We have to spend some time talking about the Titan submersible, where they went wrong, why the internet was so quick to jump to comedic takes, and learn more about Mckenzie's experience watching this story unfold as an expert in her field.
Misinformation and armchair researchers abounded during this crisis, making Mckenzie and others in her field do a big :facepalm:.
The Titan story provides a great reminder of the need for proper deep sea exploration, and considerations for how we protect our oceans along the way.
We have to ask... are the orcas coming to kill us all?
Mckenzie has a few resources she recommends if you want to get involved in the conversation of ocean conservation: check out Pique Action's list of Climate Creators to watch in 2023 and picking a sea creature you're passionate about and educating yourself on it.
Check Mckenzie out on Tiktok, Instagram, Youtube, and Twitter!
Since we're on the topic, let's chat about other types of extreme tourism billionaires like to blow money on, risking their lives in the process: Mt. Everest, The Mariana Trench, going to space, and others. Which of these things would we do if we had the money? (Real talk, we're idiots but we're not THAT stupid.)
Tragedy tourism can have some overlap here as well - what attracts people to tragic, historic sites? What is the difference between a tragic event that evokes solemnity vs comedy?
We've got some recommendations that will hold your attention this week! 'Titanic's Final Mystery' on Paramount+ (Laura), ‘Funny You Should Ask’ by Elissa Sussman (Pam), and Hulu's 'The Bear' (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon and for Apple Podcast subscribers:

Y'all know we can't top off the last couple of weeks of submersible coverage without gossiping about some Titanic conspiracy theories.
JP MORGAN SANK THE TITANIC ON PURPOSE IN AN INSURANCE FRAUD SCHEME/TO KILL OPPONENTS OF FORMING THE FEDERAL RESERVE. jk jk.
With its close pop culture connection to Titanic, it was impossible that there wouldn't be conspiracy theories about the doomed submersible. Who thinks these billionaires faked their deaths and are now living the rest of their days on a private island?

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Tax The Rich, Save Their Lives Jun 21, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real submersible talk!
We're certainly hoping for good news for the five aboard the Titan submersible, but we can't help but marvel at the hubris and lack of regulations that got us here.
UPDATE: Bud Light is no longer the number 1 selling beer in the US: it has been replaced by Modelo Especial.
Andrew strikes back: after being triggered last week by Laura's character assassination of Corona Light, Andy stands in defense of his beloved pilsner style lager.
Illinois is banning... book bans! They're the first state to do this in response to local and national increases in book banning attempts in the last year.
Can the Biden admin really tout their latest achievement re: Ticketmaster as a crackdown on junk fees? Sure, consumers can expect to start seeing these upfront now, but it doesn't (yet) prevent ticket companies from charging these fees.
Reddit, aka "the front page of the internet" is under fire due to another douchey tech CEO doing douchey tech CEO things.
Reddit announced that they will begin charging developers for API calls to Reddit servers, resulting in a potential yearly cost of $20 million for developers who maintain third party Reddit apps. The rub? These third party apps are widely regarded to be better than Reddit's official one!
To top the drama off, CEO Steve Huffman has been mishandling communications on the subject and threatening Reddit's community of unpaid moderators. In response, thousands of subreddits have gone dark, and many others have begun posting explicit content in protest.
And because life isn't crazy enough, a global cyber attack successfully breached several government agencies and private companies last week, including the US Department of Energy, Shell Oil, and University of Georgia, among others.
While we're on the topic of security, let's talk credit card security! We share our tips and tricks for keeping your credit cards secure, and make some recommendations around our favorite credit cards.
Andrew's a big fan of the Chase Sapphire Reserve credit card
This week's recommendations are all over the place: Keep an eye on SCOTUS decisions to be released Thursday for potential student loan updates (Laura), NerdWallet (Pam), and 'The Other Two' for the best depictions (and predictions) of Hollywood (Andrew).

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There's nothing more cringe than a workplace icebreaker, and we're inspired to discuss them and childhood cringe by this tweet.
We each bring a never before shared childhood cringe story - some of these revelations are SHOCKING!
We each bring our own ice breaker question to the table, and pose them to each other. The answers we give are... enlightening.

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Authors Versus Reviewers, Monitoring Local Air Quality, Netflix Gains Members After Crackdown Jun 14, 2023

As we record on arraignment eve, the crew brings some news for your consideration from the last week. Don't miss our Breaking News coverage of the indictment being unsealed -- activate a free Patreon trial today!
Did Sarah Stusek bring a GoodReads review bombing and lost publishing deal on herself after she called a reviewer a bitch?
Does current social media culture putting reviews front and center for creators inspire this kind of bad behavior?
Tbh, we don't think a 4 star rating is something to lose your shit over.
The eastern US received a lesson in how to live with wildfire smoke blanketing the region, and Californians gave a collective side-eye.
It's a whole new world for Laura, who'd never had to contend with toxic wildfire smoke.
Pam and Andrew give their tips for monitoring the AQI (air quality index) and taking safety precautions.
Epic fail y'all: Netflix is reporting record signups in the wake of its crackdown on password sharing, meaning many of us didn't cancel our subscriptions.
The data they're reporting on is questionable though... watch this space.
This week's recommendations will make you feel smarter: 'Happy-Go-Lucky' by David Sedaris (Laura), 'Burn It Down' by Maureen Ryan (Pam), and 'Jury Duty' on Amazon Prime / Freevee (Andrew).

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It's another MuggleSuck - this time, Andrew reflects on an interaction with appreciation, but Pam and Laura are still giving bombastic side-eye.
Laura brings an example of promises made, promised back pedaled.
And a listener from the early days accuses one of us of taking a bong rip on air. We launch a formal indictment and investigation to identify the perpetrator.

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Happy Pride?, Preparing For Student Loan Repayments, Gratuitous Scenes in TV Jun 07, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
The GOP was of course messy while we were off air, and unlike Marie Condo, we do not love mess.
Happy(?) Pride. On top of anti-LGBTQ+ legislation sweeping the nation, brands are really fucking up just in time for pride month.
Tbh, Bud Light deserves their current sales losses on the basis of their beer sucking ass, but they've managed to piss off a large cross-section of the country with their reaction to backlash over their ad featuring a trans woman.
Are people actually outraged by things like this, or are they looking for new ways to be relevant? Asking for Kid Rock's music career.
Target is also fucking up - out of concern for their employees, they've pulled and diminished elements of their Pride displays in stores. Never thought we'd see the day where Bud Light and Target were in the dog house for caving to queerphobia, but here we are!
RIP disposable income: as part of debt ceiling negotiations, federal student loan repayments will officially be restarting this fall.
We poll the #Millennial Facebook group to see how listeners are feeling about resuming student loan payments and hear what others are doing to prepare.
Everyone agrees: interest is the real killer here. If interest were taken out of the equation, we'd all have a much easier time repaying our principal balances.
Critics and audiences seem to be split over HBO's newest buzz series, 'The Idol.'
At what point does violence and nudity become gratuitous and unwatchable for us? Is there ever a place for it?
Movie ratings are a joke, and the MPAA's ratings system is not applied consistently.
This week, we're recommending 'Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse' (Laura), 'Variety Actors on Actors: Katherine Heigl, Ellen Pompeo (Pam), and Spindrift Spiked (Andrew).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Family vloggers - are they going too far?
Nikki Phillippi and her husband canceled plans to adopt from Thailand after learning they would be legally barred from showing or talking about their child for one year.
Is there a lesson to be learned from the early 2000's slew of family reality TV shows? Children who grew up in these situations are now speaking out and alleging emotional, financial, and sometimes physical abuse.

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Posing "The 36 Questions That Lead To Love" To One Another May 31, 2023

We're off this week, but we're sharing a preview of what's available on our Patreon! In this recent installment of After Dark, we pop bottles (or boxes) of wine and review "The 36 Questions That Lead To Love" and pose our favorites to one another. Will we fall further in love with one another, or will we realize this has all been one big mistake? Listen to find out!

New installments of After Dark are released weekly! And we're excited to share that our Patreon now offers FREE TRIALS! Visit Patreon.com/millennial to grab a free, 7-day trial and see everything we have to offer. We can't do this show without the support of listeners like you. Thank you!

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Making IRL Friends Through Apps, Millennial's Travel Advisories, Instagram Preps Twitter Rip Off May 24, 2023

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew joins Bumble BFF! How is matching with new friends online similar to dating?
Is it worse to be ghosted by a potential date or friend?
As summer approaches, we look at other countries' travel advisories for visiting the United States. Unsurprisingly, they warn of increased risks of gun violence and terrorism. While staying safe is most important during your travels to the US, we have some general tips for visiting that will make your trip easier.
We recommend avoiding Florida (she can't sit with us), remembering to tip, watching out for our massive portion sizes, and paying attention to parking signage to avoid tickets!
Pam provides our latest social media update: we begin with Montana, which has just signed a new bill that would ban TikTok in the state beginning in 2024. How would this be accomplished? Montana's political leaders clearly don't understand the internets.
Instagram's Twitter alternative could be up and running as soon as the end of June! You heard it here first folks - Andrew proposes it be dubbed "Textagram."
Speaking of the birthday boy, Andrew is one of the lucky(?) few to have received an invite to join Blue Sky. Does this scratch the Twitter itch?
This week's recommendations are a grab bag: Bumble BFF (Andrew), 'Prehistoric Planet' on Apple TV+, and Vinyl record sleeves (Pam).

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ABC recently announced its "strike proof" fall TV lineup in light of the ongoing WGA strike. That is to say, we hope everyone is buckling up for a lot more unscripted television.
On that note, we spend today's After Dark talking reality TV horror stories: often, contestants come out after the fact speaking to unhealthy living conditions, emotional abuse, and other unsavory elements.
Pam and Laura are big 'Love is Blind' watchers, and cover a recent expose where former cast members speak to living in squalled conditions and being forced to work 20 hour days to the brink of exhaustion.

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Orange Julius' Town Hall, Cell Phone Bans At Concerts, Therapy Speak Seeps Online May 17, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Clusterfuck 2023 rages on with CNN platforming Orange Julius, Florida being a total Florida man, and George Santos living up to his "who the fuck is this guy?" reputation.
Was there a public benefit to CNN's Trump Town Hall, or was it a complete ratings whore move?
Shortly after the town hall, Trump posted this deep fake of CNN's Anderson Cooper, harkening back to our warnings a few weeks ago about the part AI will play in future election seasons.
On the topic of AI, Chat GPT delivered an original Disney tune about Mickey's impending destruction of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
We all agree overuse of cell phones at concerts is annoying - but how far are we willing to go to curb this annoying habit among concert goers?
Bono and Garth Brooks are using Yondr cases, to create phone-free environments during their respective Broadway and Las Vegas residency shows. Guests will need to place their phone in a Yondr case, and can only unlock it upon exiting the venue.
Not only do we see major health and safety risks to using something like this, it also takes away from the experience of concert-goers who want to share their own experiences at shows.
From "I can't even" to "I don't have the emotional capacity for this right now": how the internet has developed its own take on therapy speech, and why it's annoying AF.
Just like online discourse, we're all susceptible to adopting certain ways of speaking based on the environments we spend the most time in. Being influenced by celebrities, or even our professional lives can do this!
This week's recommendations have no throughline: Pestie (Andrew), dog toys for mental enrichment (Laura), Chappell Roan (Pam).

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Why do millennials and younger care much less about passing down family heirlooms than prior generations? JK, we know why: we can't afford houses big enough to take all your shit grandpa.
Are there any items we have been offered, or know we will be in the future? Do we want them, and should we feel guilty if we don't?
The family drama really kicks up when someone kicks the bucket - why are we fighting about who gets what things? We're all gonna die anyway.
Andrew's last beer with his grandma.

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Tantalizing High-Yield Savings Accounts, and More Money Talk May 10, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real money talk!
This week's episode is all about money, honey!
With continued concerns about inflation and the potential of a looming national default, what should American workers have in mind?
NerdWallet has some recommendations for how you can best protect yourself in the event the US defaults on its debts.
Laura has a financial boner for high-yield savings accounts, and the panel discusses how this is a great first step for anyone looking to build their wealth.
Andrew is disappointed with his current portfolio given stock market losses - will he sign up for Apple's high-yield savings account?!
Inspired by this tweet, we discuss things we've bought that were a value add to our lives, and those things that were... not.
We've got some themes to recommend: invest in items that make you feel good, like ergonomic chairs or massage guns! Patrons recommend good skincare, TSA pre-check, quality mattresses, and more!
Our recommendations this week are money savers, educational, and organizational! Nintendo Switch Game Voucher (Andrew), 'The Inflation Blame Game' episode of 'The Problem with Jon Stewart' on Apple TV+ (Laura), and Zebra Midliner pens (Pam).

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Is moving to be closer to friends a good idea? Or should you temper your expectations?
We've got some tea to spill on the topic of people moving for the wrong reasons!
Is a member of the #Millennial team planning to move...?

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Neighbor Paranoia, Texas and the Ten Commandments, Doxxing and TikTok May 03, 2023

Andrew and Pam hung out over the weekend and bankrupted the show on coffee expenses. #rip
As predicted, the Hollywood Writers Strike HAS BEGUN!
Is it just us, or does it seem like neighbor paranoia is increasing?
Recently, multiple cases have occurred where people opened fire on others for innocent mistakes or even delivering groceries.
What's to blame for peoples' increased paranoia of security in their neighborhoods? Is having a home security system a slippery slope for some?
We share cases of our own paranoid neighbors and whether we think there is merit to their concerns.
Last week the Texas State Senate passed a bill that would require every public school classroom in the state to prominently display the Ten Commandments. We wonder how educators will explain things like "adultery" to kindergarteners.
#Millennial provides podcast-approved messaging for Texas educators to explain the 10 commandments to their grade-school aged students, and a special guest joins us ~from above~ for the task.
Is doxxing ever justified? Pam clues us into a story originating on TikTok, where a creator's video featuring two women making fun of her went viral, resulting in the doxxing of the video's bullies.
If you get caught being a dick, do you deserve to have your family harassed, be fired from your job, or have your reputation tanked online?
This week's recommendations will secure your tech AND your skin! Google Authenticator (Andrew), Super Goop is available for FSA purchase (Laura), and Jack Black intense therapy lip balm (Pam).

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#Millennial's Life Pro Tips! Laura was recently inspired to bring this to the table after she pushed back on an expensive medical bill that should have been covered by insurance.
What a time to be alive: slow closing toilet seats and voice assistants really do come in clutch and deserve more credit.
Andrew's life hack for getting off an annoying phone call guilt-free!

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How Soon Is Too Soon For TV or Movie Reboots? (Feat. Eric Scull, Micah Tannenbaum) Apr 26, 2023

Our friends Eric and Micah join us from MuggleCast for a discussion all about reboots, inspired by the recent news of a Harry Potter TV series and a Twilight reboot in the works.
But first: TUCKER. IS. OUT! LEMON. IS. OUT! Why did FOX and CNN fire two of their most popular on-air personalities on the same day? Andrew is wet.
Dark Brandon also officially announced he'll be running for re-election in 2024. Get ready for the campaign sequel no one asked for!
Is the premise of a Harry Potter TV reboot exciting? Yes. Could they fuck it up? Also yes.
Because there are no new ideas: Lionsgate is reportedly working on a Twilight TV show. Is there enough content to justify a multi-season show?
How soon is too soon for a reboot or reimagining of a beloved series?
Despite the opportunity for a Harry Potter series to expand on the wizarding world and deliver a fresh interpretation of the series, the failed Fantastic Beasts series and JKR's shitty transphobic views loom heavy.
We discuss how we balance the major JKR issues with continuing to podcast about Harry Potter, and the feedback we receive from listeners who aren't happy with our stances.
This week's recs will keep you entertained, informed, and coffee-stain free! Folex Carpet Cleaner (Andrew), 'Tetris' on Apple TV+ (Laura), 'MUNA' album (Pam), 'Stardew Valley' (Eric), and NPR's 'Up First' (Micah).
Check out Eric's podcast, Thank You For Spieling (which also includes episodes of The Last of Us)

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We continue the main show's discussion and focus on the importance diversity will play in casting for all the TV reboots that are inevitably coming.
Will the Harry Potter show stick with 'Cursed Child' canon and cast a black Hermione?
How could a Twilight TV show right a very cringy wrong with the casting of its Quileute tribe?

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Should Artists Cancel Concerts?, GOP Stuck in Electoral Corner, Hollywood Strike Has Big Implications Apr 19, 2023

Is Andrew uncanceled this week? Only time will tell.
It's protest week here at the show! What kinds of resistance are we seeing across the country and across industries?
One of Andrew's faves, Orville Peck, recently announced that he would not be canceling shows in Tennessee due to current legislation restricting gender affirming care and drag shows. "You are not sticking it to these governments by not showing up, you are only hurting the communities.”
Orville Peck isn't the only artist to be confronted with sociopolitical conflicts of interest: KORN, My Chemical Romance, Iron Maiden, Green Day, and The Killers have canceled shows in Russia over the last year in protest of Putin’s war.
Should artists take a firm stance and NOT perform in states pushing anti-LGBTQ agendas?
Republicans are finding themselves painted into an electoral corner after recent moves from a federal judge to retract FDA approval for the abortion pill, mifepristone. In the meantime, what can people who live in states with restricted access to abortion do?
Does protesting make a difference in America? What does the act of protesting do for the cause and for the individual?
People in affected states can consider community support opportunities, supporting organizations expanding access to contraceptives, consider employment opportunities with companies that have pledged to help their employees circumvent anti-abortion laws in their states, pursue obtaining a vasectomy, or if all else fails, look into moving.
The resistance doesn't end there, y'all! The Writers Guild of America voted to authorize a strike this week, and the effects in the coming weeks and months could heavily impact our entertainment options.
If such concerns as minimum pay, better residuals, and contributions to health and pension plans aren't addressed satisfactorily by May 1st, the writers strike will officially kick off.
We reminisce about the last writers strike in 2007, when it felt like reality TV was the only TV. There's a reason for that!
If the strike happens, viewers will feel the first impacts on late night talk shows, but scripted television will also suffer once it runs out of scripted content to shoot.
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and looking fly: Greta Van Fleet (Andrew), Resident Evil 4 Remake (Laura), and Wet N Wild breakup proof liner (Pam).

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Trigger Warnings. After Cornell University recently vetoed efforts from the student body to require trigger warnings on course syllabi, we discuss the pros and cons of trigger warnings, and whether we think they are useful.
Do trigger warnings infantilize students in an academic context? How can college professors exercise better sensitivity in the classroom?
Are we now the olds that the kids talk about being out of touch?

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'Barbie' is Hitting Us Right in the Nostalgia, Artemis II Moon Mission Apr 13, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
We're Andrew-less this week, but it's ok, Pam and Laura canceled him temporarily.
We chat about the new Barbie trailer that took the world by storm, and use this as a jumping off point to talk childhood nostalgia and what it means to see it represented on the big screen.
But first, some men are triggered by the viral marketing highlighting all the Barbies' high-profile jobs and noting that all the Kens are "just Ken." Cry about it!
How did we play with Barbies as kids? Confessions of orchestrating Barbie sexy time.
Everyone had a jank Barbie they colored on and gave haircuts to, right?
In light of our girls' episode this week, we host an AMA for our Patreon supporters, and answer questions about best and worst dating experiences, favorite makeup and clothing brands, and how we feel about aging (spoiler: we're leaning into it).
How have Pam and Laura handled workplace misogyny?
We're also hype about the crew announcement for the upcoming Artemis II mission - the first woman and black man will be making a trip around the moon in 2024!
This inspires us to chat about our first childhood dream jobs.
This week's recommendations will keep you fresh! Lume Deodorant (Laura) and Raw Sugar's multi-miracle leave-in conditioner & heat protectant (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Spoiler warning! Love is Blind season 4 finale predictions and reactions to the current season's cast. (Mostly trash.)
And we've got some questions from our AMA we saved to cover because they're a little ~spicy~ for primetime.
If Andrew were straight, would we date him?!

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Listeners Confess Their Secrets, Trump (Finally) Gets Indicted Apr 05, 2023

Uncork the champagne: we have a Trump indictment just in time for this week's show!
Time to CONFESS! Listeners write in for this week's episode using our anonymous Confessional to detail their deep, dark, dirty secrets!
Is there a nuanced interpretation to the ongoing debate about the national security risks Tiktok presents?
It's ok to not love everything about Joe Biden - we don't believe in turning politicians into our entire personality.
How do the hosts approach diet and fitness from a sustainable, healthy perspective?
Is it normal for our sex drive to reduce as we get older?
Managing expectations with family can be hard, especially when coming out.
Should people feel guilty about taking advantage of working from home to sneak in a quick nap?
We receive an update about a previous Confessional submission!
This week's recommendations are practical with a side of entertainment: 'Did you know' that alarm clocks only snooze for 9 minutes because original clocks mechanically couldn't snooze for 10? (Andrew), don't forget your sunscreen! (Laura), and Showtime's 'Yellowjackets' (Pam).

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A new poll conducted by real estate advice website Home Bay inspires us to talk about our respective cities, and why people may (or may not) want to live there.
It's "Atlanna" not "Atlanta."
Dallas being in the top list of cities people want to move to seems wild.
Why don't people want to move to Pam's home city of San Francisco?!

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The Best Ways to Protect Yourself Online, From 2FA to Deleting Public Info Mar 29, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real cybersecurity talk!
On this week's episode, we are joined by cybersecurity professional Voldimmoral!
If you're looking for tips to remove your personal information from the internet, check out her Medium article!
Your digital footprint can be left even if you're not intentionally disclosing information. Voldimmoral details how in her line of work, digital footprints have enabled her to help solve crimes!
Even the most security conscious among us can be vulnerable to personal information getting out online: this is why it's particularly important to help the less web savvy in your life be protected online.
On a related note, 2-factor authentication has been in the news a lot lately, with Twitter announcing they would no longer support SMS (text message) 2-factor. What are some more secure 2-factor authentication options? We recommend Google Authenticator or using a Yubikey.
Voldimmoral also chats with us about the pros and cons of password manager apps - and the upcoming Passkeys authentication method.
This week's recommendations are a real grab bag! Cut resistant gloves (Andrew), Making a donation to Everytown for gun safety (Laura), and Lazarus Naturals (Voldimmoral).

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Voldimmoral hangs out with us to talk cybersecurity fails!
We love our parents, but the boomer really does show sometimes...
How to dupe Nextdoor into sending hundreds of invitations to an ever expanding radius of neighbors.
How to spot a phishing or social engineering scheme.

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Could Americans Really Lose TikTok?, Voice AI Takes Big Leaps Forward, Hollywood's Video Game Adaptations Mar 22, 2023

Are the rumors of an impending Trump arrest fake news? Either way, we're ready to pop open the champagne! Here's some AI artwork of Trump being dragged away, in case you can't wait to see the real thing.
Are Americans prepared for a potential national ban on TikTok? And could this actually happen?!
Since Pam and Laura swipe so many of their hours away on TikTok, where will they turn if it's no longer available?
Shameless plugs for our TikToks while they still exist: @AndrewInTheAir, @PamelaG, @BasilyBoy, and of course @MillennialPod!
Are most of us fatalistic about our online privacy at this point? Is it valid to not care that the Chinese and U.S. governments are spying on us?
Following the enormous success of HBO's 'Last of Us' video game to show adaptation, we explore other game titles and the opportunities for studios to cash in on more GOOD content.
Accessibility in gaming is still an area where there is a ton of room for growth, and we argue that good adaptations make these stories more accessible for everyone.
Gatekeeping ain't it though y'all: stop the game fan/show fan wars!
If your social media has been taken over by videos of AI President voices, you're not alone.
These are a riot to listen to, but some of the AI voices are so spot on there is potential for fake scandals during elections.
A special guest joins #Millennial to give us his endorsement. Get it together and listen to #Millennial!
This week's recommendations will keep you organized and calm: Dot Card for networking (Andrew), remember to get your fur kids in for their annual wellness checks (Laura), and Legacy Box for digitizing your old home movies and photos (Pam).

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MuggleSuck is back: this time we confront our moody email alter-egos from the early 2k's.
Why did we use email as a primary form of communication? Were other teens doing this, or were we just weird?
WE HAD SO MANY FIGHTS OVER EMAIL OMG.

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The Stanley Quencher Is So Popular Yet So Ugly (And More on Brand Loyalty) Mar 15, 2023

We unexpectedly had to take off from providing you with a full episode this week, so instead we're sharing this installment of After Dark! We discuss the popularity around the Stanley Quencher water bottle -- that thing is so big and ugly, yet people can't help but buy it. We use it's popularity to discuss brand loyalty, and the brands that we are hot and heavy for.

Reminder: Stay hydrated! But maybe use a less ugly water bottle.

Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers have access to a new After Dark installment this week where Andrew and Pam answer questions from listeners about podcast drama. Visit Patreon.com/millennial to receive instant access to that and many more After Dark installments!

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Paid 'Blue Checks' Head to Instagram For Suckers Like Andrew Mar 08, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
In some airline news, the Justice Department is suing to stop the planned Jet Blue/Spirit Airlines merger, and multiple airlines are ditching fees charged for families trying to sit together.
Seemingly inspired by Elon Musk's moves at Twitter, Meta will soon be offering "Meta Verified:" aka paying $15 a month for the coveted Blue Check.
Why is the Blue Check so desirable for some? Are there any cases where wanting one is warranted?
If everyone can pay a monthly fee to be verified, does being verified lose its meaning?
It's time for some unpopular opinions: we're inspired by a (now deleted) tweet, which asserts that most nonfiction books are unreadable.
We have some hot takes of our own: your phone should be silent most of the time, being an "empath" isn't a thing, and airlines should get rid of the reclining functionality on all economy seats.
In light (lol) of Daylight Savings Time returning in a few short days, Laura delivers her yearly gripe about how stupid changing the clocks 2x a year is.
Will attempts at a permanent DST bill die in the House again this year? Probably.
Though some of us would love a little more sunlight in the evenings, experts warn that a permanent switch to Standard time would likely be better for our health.
This week's recommendations are mostly practical, with a little entertainment sprinkled in: Digital temperature readers (Andrew), 'Bass Reeves: No Master But Duty’ (Laura), and AHC Natural Perfection Sunscreen Stick (Pam).

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What tragic event were we all obsessed with as kids? Titanic is the obvious answer for many millennials, but we have a treasure trove of morbid interests.
The history, politics, and horrific assassination of the Romanov family, and subsequent mystery of Anastasia.
How an interest in the Oregon Trail led Pam to an obsession with the Donner Party.
Andrew has always been obsessed with water: the Johnstown Flood of 1889.

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Why The Romance Genre Has Risen in Popularity (w/ Christine Riccio, Natasha Polis) Mar 01, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
We are joined this week by Christine Riccio and Natasha Polis from Those Forking Fangirls to discuss the significant uptick in interest (and sales) of literary romance and YA novels.
Today's conversation was inspired by this NPR article:From meet-cutes to happy endings, romance readers feel the love as sales heat up.
Christine and Natasha help us dig in on the pipeline from Young Adult to Romance, how the genres somewhat overlap, and how the culture has shifted to make open enjoyment of the Romance genre more socially accepted.
Might some of the shifts in cover art portrayals have made the genre more comfortable and accessible to readers? Are there any cases where the cute, cartoony covers fail to communicate the spicy, smutty passages between the covers?
Fan Fiction seems to have played a major role in these developments, with more people participating in online fan spaces to create new content. There are even recent examples of very successful fan fic authors going on to become published, like Christina Lauren, EL James, Alice Clayton, and Ali Hazelwood.
Is there any direct correlation between the rise in interest for romance novels as a genre and the uptick in romance-based reality TV shows? What sort of escapism do they provide?
What recommendations do Christine and Natasha have for current romance readers, or those hoping to get started? "From Blood and Ash" by Jennifer L Aremntrout, "Spoiler Alert" by Olivia Dade, "A Court of Silver Flames" by Sarah J Maas, "Part of Your World" by Abby Jimenez, "Verity" by Colleen Hoover, "Anna & the French Kiss" by Stephanie Perkins, "The Soulmate Equation" by Christina Lauren, "The Hating Game" by Sally Thorne, "A Court of Thorns and Roses" by Sarah J. Maas. And of COURSE - "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer.
This week's recommendations are all over the map: Andrew's shameless plug to use his Visible by Verizon referral code to get $20 off your first month, "Sons of the Forest" (Laura), 'Daisy Jones & The Six' on Prime Video (Pam), "Ninth House" (Christine), and "Sanditon" on Masterpiece airing 3/19/23 (Natasha).

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Last week we revealed all the bad things we did as kids and teens, but this week we're revealing the much more scandalous escapades our parents thought we were into.
Weed orgies, illicit drug use on a church playground, underage sex, and all sorts of really interesting things none of us were actually cool enough to be doing.

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The State of Podcasts, Lucky Girl Syndrome, Hacks to Escape From Caregiving Feb 22, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
After a few years of explosive growth, the podcast world seems to be cooling off. What does this mean for indie podcasters?
As big corporations come to grips with the reality that podcasting isn't just an easy way to print money, layoffs, budget cuts, and canceled projects are making headlines.
What do we look for in the podcasts we listen to as podcasters ourselves? If there's passion behind the project, it shows.
Lucky Girl Syndrome is the new manifesting. Who knew when boomers were simping over 'The Secret' that the youths would revive the concept.
Is there some validity to the idea of manifesting positivity? How has Andrew done this to keep himself from assuming the worst possible thing will happen?
The Confessional makes its triumphant return this week with a listener who is playing hooky from work to get some much-needed self-care time.
The hosts and listeners share some great tips for helping to carve out some time to prioritize yourself during your regular day-to-day: give yourself an easy "out" for certain social situations, stop saying yes to everything, and pad time in your calendar around busy events to give yourself some breathing room! Don't forget to check out our Facebook group for more great conversations like this.
This week's recommendations will make life easier, more fun, and enriching! The Plates by Splitwise app, and the parent Splitwise app (Listener Beth and Andrew), Golf With Friends (Laura), and "Sorrow and Bliss" by Meg Mason (Pam).

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The Hill reports that parents pay at least one monthly bill for 40% of millennials, prompting us to explore how our parents helped us in early adulthood.
How all three of the hosts got booted off their parents' car insurance - should people be worried about us on the road?
Andrew recalls his "Most Expensive Date Ever"
We also revisit some cringe moments from our adolescent years. Awkward!

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Never Answer a Compliment With a Compliment, and More Etiquette Rules To Follow Feb 15, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Happy Valentine's Day! The wine will be flowing this week!
Just in time to prepare for your romantic activities around Love day, we're talking etiquette rules that we believe will help you avoid annoying friends and prospective romantic partners. See this article from The Cut for our inspiration to discuss etiquette rules.
STFU and give your friends or partners a chance to talk, don't make splitting the bill so damn complicated, and strip the bed linens after staying at someone else's house!
"You'll float too:" Forget Tiktok, surveillance balloons are all the rage for international spy activities!
Why didn't the US military shoot down the balloon sooner? Cause it weighed over 2,000 pounds and was taller than the Statue of Liberty. Has anyone told Congressional Republicans this wasn't a Party City balloon?
BUT ALSO: The U.S. shot down three additional unidentified flying objects, but assures us they definitely weren't aliens. Suuuuuure Jan.
Netflix and AMC are trying to redefine experiences their brands helped build: just in time for Valentine's Day, love is no longer sharing a password. And going to the movies is equivalent to going to a concert or other event!
Will people accept Netflix up-charging for sharing an account or AMC trying to rebrand the theater-going experience? Naaaaah. Apathy will probably kick in though.
This week's recommendations are all over the map: Americans, find out how much you will get in Social Security payments in retirement by going to SSA.gov (Andrew), Rare Beauty's Illuminating Primer (Laura), and StoryGraph (Pam).
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We're going on a three-way polygamous date to find out if these 36 questions can help us fall in love (even more) with each other.
Why is Andrew asking so many questions about death on a first date? Seems sus.
Things get pretty vulnerable and deep. We're gonna take this to second base later.

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Delicious Dinner From the Dollar Store? It's a Big Thing (feat. Rebecca of Dollar Tree Dinners) Feb 08, 2023

This week's episode opens with discussion of a rising trend: More people are turning to dollar stores to shop for food because of the guaranteed low prices and accessibility.
To help us discuss this movement, we're joined by Rebecca of @DollarTreeDinners on TikTok, who's gained nearly 700k followers in under a year thanks to her videos in which she shares how to make great meals using ingredients from Dollar Tree!
We ask Rebecca what the common misconceptions are about dollar store shopping, how she plans her meal ideas, if keeping ingredients and meals healthy is possible at a low-cost store like Dollar Tree, and what items to avoid at the dollar chains.
How has Rebecca gotten so popular, so quick? She shares what resonates with her audience to help any other aspiring TikTokers.
Over in TV land, Netflix is in hot water after the taping of their Squid Game reality show got a little too, uh, close to the fictional Squid Game. Shouldn't contestants have known what they were getting into?!
Mr. Beast also got in trouble when he tried to create his own Squid Game. It leads us into a discussion of how creators like him can't win.
The Grammy's aired Sunday, and as always there's lots to talk about. Pam explains why Harry's House shouldn't have won the top honor, and Andrew shares strategies for making it through the longggggg award ceremony.
Recommendations: Andrew's recently started using Jicama Wraps as a low-calorie tortilla alternative (Which Pam isn't happy about, only because the popularity of jicama has seemingly driven up prices), and Pam wants you to check out Bad Bunny's album Un Verano Sin Ti.

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The M&Ms Spokecandies have allegedly been replaced by Maya Rudolph. The commercials haven't landed with Andrew -- is this all leading to a Super Bowl ad where the Spokescandies murder Maya Rudolph and take back the throne?
The internet is paying tribute to the M&M's by discussing the hottest brand cartoon characters. We discuss if we would sleep with iconic characters like Jolly Green Giant, Wendy, Kool Aid Man, Mr. Pringle, and more.
Disney Dads appear to be getting hotter. Do the animators have daddy issues?
FMK: The Mascots. Andrew and Pam present each other with scenarios. "Ohhhhh Yeahhhhhh!"

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ChatGPT is Incredible... and Coming For Our Jobs Feb 02, 2023

Laura has an announcement: she has joined the ranks of Joe Biden, Mike Pence, and Donald Trump for having classified documents in her home. Who's next?
Chat GPT, the new AI chatbot that has taken the internet by storm, is the subject of this week's show. Listen carefully -- some of what we say may be written by The Bots.
Chat GPT can write letters, papers, and podcast dialogue when given specific requests. It can also answer everyday questions, convey emotion, write content, and even write code.
Big tech has taken notice and some are reportedly shaking in their boots and in some cases even vying to use Chat GPT.
Artists and creators alike are sounding the alarm over AI bots and their potential to steal from artists in order to generate content.
There may still be a ways to go though: CNET was using AI to write articles until they realized there were some errors in the bot's reporting.
Should people be worried about the machines taking their jobs?
For today's episode, we prepared ad copy, existential diary entries, and even a conversation with Albus Dumbledore using AI bots!
This week's recommendations are fun and functional enough to get you to stop worrying about the rise of Skynet: GoldenEye on Nintendo Switch (Andrew), The Quarry on PS/XBOX/PC (Laura), and Mighty Patch (Pam).

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Inspired by this NYTimes article, we ask: what present-day things will we cringe about in the future?
Did we swipe away our life partners too easily?
How many kids are going to grow up and despise their parents for documenting their entire childhood on social media?
Will we navigate more towards plant based diets?

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I'm a Believer, You're a Belieber Jan 25, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Should we have anxiety about the current egg shortage?
"Classic" digital cameras are big with Gen Z - are we feeling old yet?
Something about that classic, grainy, blurry look is appealing to the kids these days,
UFO reports have skyrocketed since 2021 - are they legitimate?
While we're hoping to have an expert on in the coming months to discuss aliens, we want to share our decidedly un-expert opinions: are aliens real, have they been to Earth, would the government even tell us, and would humanity band together against an extraterrestrial threat? (no).
Throw back time: Pam gives us a mini-hype roundup of the latest pop culture stories.
Should Alec Baldwin be found guilty for the accidental shooting of Halyna Hutchins?
Actor Sebastian Croft recently faced backlash for voicing a character in the upcoming "Hogwarts Legacy" - why aren't any other actors being attacked online for doing the same?
Cringiest cringe of the week: US Senators quoting Taylor Swift lyrics.
This week's recommendations will keep you fresh, fed, and prepared! Just Egg (Andrew), Eva NYC's Freshen Up Invisible Dry Shampoo (Laura), and Instax mini link 2 smart phone printer (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by Honeylove (https://www.honeylove.com promo code MILL for 20% off!). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Oh, the places you will go! Our most and least favorite pop culture and historical sites.
The owner of the "Breaking Bad" house still has a temper about people showing up and trying to throw pizza on her roof.
Andrew and Pam have made visits to a number of iconic pop culture sites, but you might be a little disappointed to see how some of them stack up to their on-screen counterparts.

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Believing Memoirs, 'Dungeons & Dragons' Breaks Fan Trust, Stupid Dress Codes Jan 18, 2023

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real FIRE talk!
Stoves are apparently a hot button (lol) issue, and President Biden continues coming under scrutiny for his classified documents faux pas.
Do we believe everything we read in memoirs? Some details in Prince Harry's memoir "Spare" have been determined to be inaccurate.
Since human memory is subject to flaws when recalling events, how much stock can we put in any memoir's ability to represent reality?
Time to get nerdy: Pam and Laura cover an ongoing story in the Dungeons & Dragons community. Once again, corporations are getting greedy and attempting to screw over their fan base.
Swift backlash from the DnD community led to Wizards of the Coast backtracking its new proposed Open Gaming License (OGL), but fans are still wary of what is to come.
The Missouri State House of Representatives has adopted stricter dress code guidelines for its female members. Apparently bare arms and shoulders are too scandalous for Missouri.
The United States House of Representatives relaxed its own archaic rules around dress code for women in 2017 - c'mon Missouri, even Paul Ryan thought this was stupid.
We reminisce about our own run ins with being dress code violators and check in on our old high schools' current dress code requirements.
This week we have a group recommendation: Watch 'The Last of Us' on HBOMax. Just do it. Do it now. (We also have a bonus recommendation for the inevitable zombie apocalypse: PB2 powdered peanut butter!)

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

MuggleSuck, The AIM Files (part III).
Between being homeschooled and lacking IRL friends, Andrew and Laura really had nothing better to do than be riled up by fansite drama.
How did we talk about and perceive being gay in the early 2000s? How does it differ from 2023 standards?

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New Year New Laws, Airline Mayhem, What To Do About Football? Jan 11, 2023

New year same us! Welcome to #Millennial the home of pretend adulting and real talk.
Get ready for some new laws y'all: decriminalization of jaywalking and cannabis cafés potentially coming near you soon!
During the holiday break House Republicans proved the 15th time is a charm, Brasil had its own January 6th, and Biden had his own classified documents snafu. 2023 is just *glowing*
NEW ON PATREON! Executive Producer tier, which includes all other Patreon benefits in addition to joining us for episode planning meetings, a personalized thank-you video, and a dedicated space to pitch your ideas to the show.
Southwest Airlines capped off a year rife with airline drama with the crowning jewel of clusterfucks: mass cancellations that left tens of thousands of Americans stranded at the height of winter holidays.
US airlines received around $50 billion in taxpayer funded bailouts during the pandemic to avoid layoffs and furloughs. If the bailout was meant to keep airline workers employed, why did the airlines offer buyouts and early retirement packages to so many of their employees? 🤔
Can Southwest bounce back from this? More than likely with the right response and PR. But will the government enact repercussions?
Are consumers expecting unreasonably low airfares? And what can be done about the general lack of comfortable seating?
What is the future of football following the tragic accident that nearly claimed Damar Hamlin's life?
How can American society reconcile the inherent dangers of football with the cultural significance it holds?
Why do sports in general carry so much significance socially, culturally, and politically?
This week's recommendations all relate to our episode! Ticket to Ride (Andrew), The Department of Transportation's Airline Customer Service Dashboard (Laura), and 'Colin in Black and White' on Netflix (Pam).

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The Stanley Quencher water bottle may not be the most aesthetically pleasing, but it'll keep you hydrated.
In a conversation about brand influencing, Andrew and Pam give Laura fomo about products she doesn't have and will now be buying.
We share the products we are sluts for, and surprise surprise, we were most likely influenced into our loyalty.
Why is hydration so trendy now? No one walked around with a water bottle in the 90s.

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Penetrating PornHub's 2022 Year in Review Dec 28, 2022

Special release! #Millennial will return January 11th with new episodes, but for now we're releasing the latest installment of After Dark to everyone!

In this installment -- which also features Mark and Pat -- we look at the types of porn each generation and state were watching in 2022 via PornHub's Year in Review. Their report on the year in porn viewing was breathtakingly detailed, so we try to discern why different types of people watched what they did.

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A Merry, Self-Serving Secret Santa (Plus: 2022 in Review, 2023 Predictions) Dec 21, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real holiday gift exchanges!
Chloé, Marc, and Pat join us to make the gift giving experience more chaotic.
Cookie flavored lube, onesies, and marijuana paraphernalia are among the gifts given this year...
Our top themes that define 2022: Midterm Elections, Queen Elizabeth II's passing, social media shifts, Ash finally becoming the best like no one ever was, Try Guys drama, and the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial.
We recap our 2022 predictions from last year: who was wrong, who was right, and who killed The Queen?
And don't worry, we're sure some of our 2023 predictions are wrong: SCOTUS to rule student loan forgiveness program legal, 'Speak Now' TV coming in spring or summer, Bob Barker will die, Nintendo to announce an updated Switch model, Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson will date, and Trump won't be allowed to run.
Final words for 2022? Ehhhh

And in this week's installment of After Dark, which is available now to Patreon / Apple Podcasts subscribers but will be available to everyone next week:

Time to tell the story of the REAL America... via Pornhub's 2022 Year in Review!
Which US states need therapy based on their top search terms?
Are Boomers ok? Y'all's search preferences are so vanilla.
Remember, there is a porn for EVERYTHING.

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Great Last-Minute Gift Ideas (Even For Boring Dads) Dec 14, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Who else forgot that 'Avatar' was the biggest box office earner in history? Oops. Will we see the 3+ hour sequel?
There may already be some Oscar buzz about movies coming out this holiday season, but we've got some old favorites we revisit every year.
Having last minute gift shopping trouble? Look no further - we've got you covered with some tips and tricks to help your holiday shopping along.
Why are dads so hard to buy for? Seriously, why is that such a common trope?
How do we feel about being asked for Christmas lists as adults?
Brittney Griner came home last week after nearly 10 months in a Russian penal colony for possession of THC cartridges. Why are Americans so split on the Biden Administration deal to get Griner home?
If you're interested in learning more about the history of prisoner swaps between the US and Russia, we recommend checking out the following resources: Here are some prisoner swaps that have freed Americans, Trevor Reed Prisoner Swap History, Trump Admin negotiates for the release of 5,000 Taliban fighters, Bowe Bergdahl prisoner swap, The World; Free to Spy Another Day?, Cold War not affected by exchange of prisoners.
Kyrsten Sinema sucks. That's all.
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Andrew has us play a guessing game about the top Google search trends of 2022.
Pam and Laura blank out on the first half of the year, completely forgetting major events pre-August.
Pam's memory never ceases to blow us away.
Has anyone ever had a favorite spot ruined because of overcrowding due to social media?

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Gaslighting, Goblin Mode, and Millennial's Own Words of the Year Dec 07, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of fake adulting and real talk!
Polls closed for the Georgia Senate runoff shortly before we began this recording, and Raphael Warnock was declared the winner after we wrapped. However, you can still experience Laura's stress and anxiety throughout the recording! #fun
Should Kanye's music be removed from streaming services like Spotify in light of his continued hatred towards Jewish people? It's a very sticky situation.
Spotify's 2022 Wrapped is here with a new feature: your music personality.
Merriam-Webster and Oxford Dictionary have chosen appropriate words of the year for 2022: "Gaslighting" and "Goblin Mode." Who among us hasn't activated goblin mode after being gaslit the last three years?
NEW: #Millennial's word of the year is... PEOPLE. Plus, Andrew takes us through dozens more of #Millennial's most-used words, and the words he thinks we should've used more often in 2022.
As we get deeper into the holiday season, we ask ourselves and our listeners how to deal with annoying people during the most wonderful time of the year?
Is just getting up and leaving effective? Is it too awkward?
Between edibles, giving yourself a buffer, and setting boundaries, our listeners have lots of ideas about how to stay sane this holiday season!
"I hope you have the holiday you deserve."
This week's recommendations are all over the place: 12ft.io to be a filthy thief and bypass paywalls (Andrew), Netflix's 'Wednesday' (Pam), and Laura begs Supermassive Games to please patch 'The Devil in Me.'
This week's episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods (https://www.uncommongoods.com/MILL for 15% off) and Dock a Tot (https://www.dockatot.com and enter code MILL for 15% off). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Pam reveals more tea about how she'll be handling awkward interactions this holiday season.
Andrew and Laura provide another dramatic reading of an AIM transcript from their days working at MuggleNet. This week's edition: mass firing of volunteer fan fiction moderators.
What is it with grown ass adults picking on children?

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Ticketmaster, Monopolies, and Biden's Promise To Tackle Junk Fees Nov 30, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
Of course Elon couldn't resist amping up Twitter drama during the Thanksgiving holiday, and we reminisce about the Twitter apocalypse that wasn't.
On this week's episode we're doing a deep dive on Ticketmaster, Live Nation, Antitrust laws, and the Biden Justice Department working to address the issue of monopolies.
First, all due credit to Taylor Swift, whose Ticketmaster debacle inspired this conversation.
We don't know for sure if Biden and Garland are Swifties, but we do know the Department of Justice had already launched an antitrust inquiry into Live Nation Entertainment before Ticketmaster shit the bed on presale tickets for Swift's tour.
The Justice Department allowed the merger of Live Nation and Ticketmaster in 2010, despite cries from the music world and consumers that a monopoly would result. And they were right.
Artists like Ed Sheeran and Garth Brooks have tried to fight back against price gouging and scalping, but with the broad control Live Nation Entertainment has over the live music entertainment market, it will take so much more to truly address these issues.
The Biden Justice Department has had surprising success preventing the recent attempted merger of publishing houses Penguin Random House and Simon & Schuster.
Interested in reading more about monopolies and antitrust law? Check out these resources: AT&T Antitrust cases, American Tobacco Company, and more reading on PRH+S&S.
The Biden Administration also announced that they're looking to fight 'junk fees' to help fight inflation, beginning with new guidance making it illegal for banks to charge overdraft fees when bank or ATM statements show sufficient balances at the time of a transaction.
What junk fees do we want to see the administration take on next?
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Since millennials know how to lose their online social media presence, let's explore the social media alternatives to Twitter.
We look at popular alternatives Mastodon and Hive. Their platforms may be promising, but will their audiences keep growing?
Our gripe: how are we supposed to find our friends and other connections on these new platforms?
Pam shows Andrew a Tiktok hack that reveals something surprising!

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No Homo! Nov 17, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and (maybe) good inflation news?
We look towards what we can expect from Democratic Senate and Republican House controlled chambers following last week's midterm elections.
What does the Georgia Senate runoff mean for a Senate majority?
Orange Julius announced his 2024 Presidential run during this recording, and we are gagging.
Will Gen Z save American democracy? We're in their corner!
What is "queerbaiting," and how are certain celebs and media using it to attract audiences?
How can we tell if someone is queerbaiting? And when does it do more harm than good to call it out?
Kit Connor of 'Heartstopper' fame was forced out of the closet due to excessive accusations of queerbaiting.
Should there be limits on straight artists using queer themes in their work?
Andrew (aka resident conservationist daddy) provides an update on the mega drought out West, and what those states are doing to become less dependent on the Colorado river.
In addition to the phenomenal water recycling efforts in Las Vegas, California has reduced its water usage by 10%, and has committed to reducing its dependence on the Colorado river by 400,000 acre feet per year starting in 2023.
The Federal government is throwing its weight around by telling states like Arizona and California that if they don't come to an agreement to cut usage, big daddy fed will be stepping in.
Andrew's 2023 water prediction: we're gonna get WET baby!
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained and moisturized as the weather gets chillier! Guillermo del Toro's 'Cabinet of Curiosities' on Netflix (Laura), 'Tunic,' an RPG tribute to 90s Zelda games (Andrew), and O'Keefe's working hands lotion (Pam).
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What nostalgic media from our childhood holds up well? What DOESN'T?
A macabre discovery: does Santa die when he retires in 'The Santa Clause'?
We are shook to revisit fan favorites from the early 2000's that look like dog shit now.
Is it possible to enjoy 1990's VFX through a 2022 lens?

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The Good, The Bad, The LOLs of the 2022 Midterm Elections Nov 10, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real election talk!
An unpleasant reality seems to be setting in for Republicans: while they will likely take control of the House, it seems to be a much smaller majority than expected.
We cover our home states of California, Georgia, and Nevada: the heartbreak, the victories, and everything in between.
Why does Laura have a freedom boner over ranked choice voting??
The economy and abortion were top areas of concern this cycle - what do these results tell us about public opinion?
Is Trump being rejected at the ballot box? His endorsed midterm candidates are seeing mixed results.
Gen Z saves the day: the newest voting-age generation turned out overwhelmingly for Democrats, and Maxwell Frost was the first Gen Zer elected to Congress!
While the balance of Congressional control is still in question, Republicans ultimately underperformed. How will they react in 2024? Are we ready for the inevitable DeSantis/Trump boxing match?
This week's recommendations should give you a break from election fatigue: 'The Midnight Club' on Netflix (Laura), 'All There Is' with Anderson Cooper (Pam), and Backblaze (Andrew).
This week's episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods (https://www.uncommongoods.com/mill for 15% off) and Expedition Roasters (https://www.expeditionroasters.com and enter COFFEEGEEKS for 15% off your order). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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MuggleSuck returns in the form of some cringy AIM transcripts Andrew dug up from the vault.
2006 Andrew is talking about a gay guy but not in the way he would now.
*cringe* "My parents are such dorks!"
Laura treated the prospect of guest hosts probably *too* seriously.
A story of a creepy older staffer is revisited.
Away messages were the best features ever. SOMEONE BRING THEM BACK!

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House of the Disturbingly Addictive Plotlines Nov 02, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real Tiktok class action lawsuits.
After months of speculation, Elon Musk has officially purchased Twitter for $44 billion (which is way more than Twitter is worth).
See what Nilay Patel, aka Andrew's new Leo Laporte, had to say on Elon's head scratching purchase of the social media platform.
We share our concerns about the future of Twitter as small creators ourselves, and speculate over how likely major changes to Twitter's rules are to be.
A big sticking point for Elon's imagined "town square" version of Twitter will be advertisers. No one's gonna want to advertise Christmas M&Ms next to the latest unregulated antisemitic Kanye meltdown.
Will we leave Twitter? We share our red lines.
Taylor Swift has also seen some backlash over her "Anti-Hero" music video, which featured some of the singer's "nightmare scenarios." The nightmare scenario that has caught everyone's attention? Taylor's scale weighing her as "fat."
Although Swift has spoken about her struggles with disordered eating and body dysmorphia, many are calling out that an objectively skinny woman talking about being "fat" as a nightmare is lacking some self-awareness at best.
Does there need to be more nuance in this conversation? Yes. Does Taylor need to sit with this and learn to do better? Also yes.
Interestingly, there's been no discernible criticism of the incest portrayed in 'House of the Dragon' - in fact, there is a significant thirst happening online for uncle/niece romantic duo Daemon and Rhaenyra.
Though this is not the first time incest has been represented in Westeros, it is the most prominent example for the tv shows. Are viewers turned on by the actors' chemistry or the taboo nature of this relationship?
We share final thoughts on season 1 of 'House of the Dragon' - will we tune in for season 2?
This week we give a group recommendation: if you are eligible to vote in the United States... VOTE! Please. For the love of avocados. Next week's episode will provide election coverage.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

With nostalgia in mind, we ask ourselves: what sucked as a kid, but is cool as an adult?
Weird how corporal punishment becomes a sex kink. Thanks parents!
Are all the things we hated as kids but like as adults good for our mental health?
Have we all become a lot more domestic than we thought we would?

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S8 Ep39: FMK The Hosts? Our Listeners Shock Us Oct 26, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real shit talking phone scammers.
Andrew provides a SPECIAL UPDATE on his recent COVID scare. Also, if you see a picture of his butt floating around online, please email millennialshow@gmail.com.
Adidas has officially dropped Kanye West over his repeated vitriol towards the Jewish community - took 'em long enough!
While we were on vacation a lot happened in the news! Liz Truss was outlasted by a head of lettuce, the UK gained a new Prime Minister, Trump was officially subpoenaed by the J6 Commission, and the student loan forgiveness application opened up.
But because no good deed goes unpunished, a federal appeals court has put a pause on any forgiveness being issued because some salty Republican governors challenged Biden's loan forgiveness program.
Instagram is supposedly working on a new feature that would allow users to add song to their profiles - 2005 called, MySpace Tom wants his business model back!
We take a walk down memory lane and reminisce about our MySpace profile songs, who was in our Top 8, and how glad we are that MySpace didn't show whose profiles we were creeping on.
Things go off the rails when Andrew reveals he has ALL of his old AIM chat history from back in the day. Queue major millennial cringe moment.
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Need something new to do? This week's recommendations should help! Where the Water Goes by David Owen (Andrew), Phasmophobia (Laura), and 'The Loneliest Time' by Carly Rae Jepsen (Pam).

And in this week's After Dark:

Inspired by this tweet, we ask ourselves, 'what is something that is objectively terrible but I still like anyway?'
Why can't we quit the crappy food of our youth?
We watch trash TV so we can judge and feel better about ourselves #sorrynotsorry.
Is doom scrolling bad for our mental health? Yes. Do we still do it all the time? Also yes.

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S8 Ep38: We're In The Business of Canceling Oct 12, 2022

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Don't forget that the #Millennial Adulting Planner is available for a limited time! Pledge to our Patreon at the BAE level by Thursday, October 20th to receive yours! BAE Patrons, make sure you fill out the form by October 20th!
COVID gets close to Andrew and he enters a quarantine mode to stay safe. Will he successfully avoid the 'vid? Find out the exciting conclusion in two weeks!
Meanwhile, Laura and Pam have their own COVID-related updates... #PrickMeDaddy
Paramore has brought back their massively popular song "Misery Business" after they canceled any and all live performances two years ago. Was it right to bring it back... or cancel it in the first place?
What songs truly haven't aged well? Andrew and Pam have thoughts on songs with "Fire" in the words by Andrew's husband. And what on Chromatica was Gaga thinking by teaming up with R. Kelly less than a decade ago!?
The makers of UNO have reminded everyone about an alleged rule, which has sent players into a tailspin. The panel get into a discussion about their own House Rules with board games and drop some new recommendations!
Dank Brandon rises. We run through how he aims to decriminalize marijuana and discuss why the hell it's classified as a Schedule I drug.
Recommendations: Spot It card games (Andrew), Vampire Survivors game (Laura), Derry Girls season 3 (Pam)

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Our social media manager Chloé joins us to discuss the Millennial Pause. What is it? Does anyone we work with have it? And is The Pause actually a problem, or are people just looking for more things to complain about when it comes to millennials?
GIFs, Bitmojis, and not understanding social media apps: Are these all problems for millennials? Can Andrew no longer use his precious Bitmojis?! (He LOVES his fall outfit tho!)
Chloé drops a couple of updates concerning what's in and out for Gen Z. (Heads up: Cheugy is still out)
What is the BuzzFeed Accent?

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S8 Ep37: So Fresh, So Clean, So Healthy Oct 05, 2022

Welcome back to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk.
Andrew does his best impression of Westeros to start the show off, commemorating the ridiculously dark lighting present in the latest episode of House of the Dragon.
Don't forget to pledge at the $10 BAE level over on our Patreon by 10/20/22 to receive this year's #Millennial Adulting Planner!
In light of Grammy Award winning West Coast rapper Coolio's death last week, we visit his legacy, learn more about how 'Gangsta's Paradise' earned its spot in the cultural zeitgeist, and reflect on rap's crucial influences on our culture.
Speaking of 90's nostalgia, Andrew is getting bummed out with more and more dark details about our favorite kids shows coming to light.
"I love you... you hate me...." did anyone else have threats of violence and ruthless rumors on their Barney bingo card?
No matter your take on 90s nostalgia, we can all agree the sun baby from Teletubbies was and remains nightmare fuel.
We're joined this week by listener Nicki, who is a fellow with the American Academy for Oral Systemic Health. She joins us this week to talk about a common anxiety: the importance of oral health and going to the dentist.
She reminds us it doesn't need to be scary! Periodontal disease (aka gum disease) is extremely preventable, treatable, and curable with proper testing and treatment.
Oral health is important for your teeth, but don't forget that the mouth is the gateway to the rest of the body. Establishing an oral health routine can help prevent other illnesses down the line!
What about the over the counter toothpastes, flosses, and mouth washes most of us are using? Nicki recommends Spry, Bite, and StellaLife instead.
You can find Nicki on Instagram and see her business Redwood Designs.
It's a mixed bag of recommendations this week: the gay rom-com BROS (Andrew), Slutty Vegan (Laura), Netflix's 'Hip Hop Evolution' (Pam), and Trixie Motel on Discovery+ (Nicki).

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We did 90s nostalgia in the main show, now it's time for our own 90s cringe stories.
How to dump a girl in 3 days, a Girl Scouts assignment gone amiss, and telling your crush that no, you DEFINITELY don't have a crush on them anymore.
You thought finding out Santa wasn't real was bad? Just wait until Andrew shares his trauma around Carmen Sandiego.

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S8 Ep36: Think Globally, Act Locally Sep 28, 2022

We kick off the show this week with some TRY GUYS DRAMA. Pam is shook, Andrew is cackling, and Laura is clueless.
We officially unveiled our 2022 Physical Gift for BAE level Patrons: The #Millennial Adulting Planner! It's here to keep you on track, getting in those hot girl walks, and staying up to date on the show! If you'd like to receive this gift, subscribe at the BAE level over at https://www.patreon.com/millennial by October 20th!
What are the ethics involved with creating and consuming true crime media?
With a recent Netflix release centered on infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, victims' families have been vocal about the damage of being forced to relive their trauma through the cultural zeitgeist.
Do we need to keep rehashing the same traumatic stories again and again?
As we inch closer to midterms, Laura has an important PSA: Think globally, act locally. Stories of US Governors transporting asylum seekers to other states, the Iranian government's violent crackdown on protests, and Italy's new far-right Prime Minister don't exist in a vacuum.
Andrew's Tech Corner gets he and Chloé feuding about Instagram reels, has us cheering for an improvement to Amazon's ebook return policy, and sending thoughts and prayers to the Instagram employees inevitably training the new Ai that will block unsolicited nude photos.
This week's recommendations are for your face: Apostrophe (Andrew), the Weilisi Ring Light (Laura), and Trader Joe's daily facial sunscreen (Pam).

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Inspired by this Reddit thread, we're talking about the adult luxuries we never saw ourselves being obsessed with.
King beds are game changers for those of us in relationships. Or, you know, just people with dogs.
What types of things have we splurged on that have improved our lives? Laura only recently discovered the benefits of a good vacuum! Her floor is now SO! CLEAN!
Better quality also leads to having to buying certain types of products less. It's a win-win!

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S8 Ep35: Don't Marinate Chicken in NyQuil Sep 21, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend marinated chicken recipes and real NyQuil usages. WTF?
Is it time to get your new (and improved!) COVID booster? This CDC quiz can help you find out! Then, Laura comes clean about her last booster.
Adnan Syed, whose story made international headlines thanks to Serial and Undisclosed Podcast, has been freed.
Should we be concerned that cursive is being taught less and less in public schools?
Does the panel write in cursive? (Do they write by hand at all?)
What did we learn in school that isn't helping us today? What didn't we learn that we wish we had?
A Confessional about Sexual Fluidity has us asking ourselves and our Patrons... have you ever been attracted to someone outside of your typical sexual orientation?
Introducing 'Dark Brandon Watch': a new segment where we run through the latest coming out of the Biden Administration.
Chloé looooves this week's tangible recommendations: 'The Patient' on FX (Andrew), Apple Cider Vinegar (Laura), and Sally Hanson dry & go drops (Pam).

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It's a WTF News edition!
If an avalanche of sex toys spills onto the highway, is it stealing to take one?
Speaking of sex toys, who knew anal beads could be the secret in a successful chess match?
Central Florida loves celebrating its "cooters," and a Southwest airlines pilot is over all y'all's dick pics.

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S8 Ep34: The Queen, The New Prime Minister, and Fobbing Beetle-Headed Clotpoles Sep 14, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and ROYAL talk!
UK-born, Canada-based BAE Patron and Conservation Biologist Megan joins us this episode to keep the stupid Americans on track when talking about Royal traditions and UK politics. Follow Megan over on Instagram @Write2Ride.
What were our initial reactions to news of the Queen's death? To enhance today's discussion, we're replacing our regular swear word vocabulary with Shakespearean insults.
Laura is very upset at the prospect of the Queen's Corgis going to bawdy, flap-mouthed pedo Prince Andrew.
Honoring a long-held tradition, the royal beekeeper alerted Queen Elizabeth's bee colony of her passing.
Pam gives us the rundown of what to expect over the next couple of weeks before Queen Elizabeth is finally laid to rest, and we wonder if the UK public still finds the opulence and cost of the Royal family relevant.
Megan gives us some insight into how the UK and various Commonwealth countries approach the bank holidays observed in light of the Monarch's passing. Unfortunately, some localities aren't recognizing the days off work, and some people may not even receive holiday pay for working.
Megan clues us into the ongoing energy crisis in the UK, and why the pomp and circumstance of the Monarchy may not be landing well with the public.
Shortly before the Queen's passing, Liz Truss became Prime Minister following Boris Johnson's resignation. Who is she, what ideologies is she leading with, and how can the US foresee domestic political trends based on what is happening now in the UK?
To everyone shushing the various commonwealth communities for not mourning this death: SHUT UP. We dig in on Britain's history of colonialism, the privilege carried by those of us who benefit from imperialist attitudes, and how the British Empire left scars around the world that must be answered to.
How do UK residents feel about the Monarchy compared to commonwealth countries? We'll give you one guess...
There's no common thread in this week's recommendations: BBC World News (Andrew), Ben & Jerry's Doggie ice cream (Laura), Netflix's 'The Crown' (Pam), and take some time to go outside and connect with nature (Megan).

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You've heard of MuggleSuck, but have you heard of Hypa-suck? Andrew and Pam get real about their nine years working at another website. In this first installment, we share three juicy stories of betrayal, honest mistakes, and challenging relationships.

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S8 Ep33: Squirting Through Fall, Posthumous Artist Releases, The Most Regretted College Majors Sep 07, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and unprepared talk.
Andrew's a coffee elite and wants YOU to try black coffee for a week.
We're all enjoying Marvel's 'She-Hulk,' but the character design is leaving something to be desired.
A listener asks Pam and Laura what they think of the posthumously released Selena album 'Moonchild Mixes'?
Can we see ourselves enjoying posthumous releases, or even hologram performances of musicians who have passed?
Some stars are getting ahead of the game by holograming themselves and producing biopics while they're still alive.
While we're still alive, we talk about who we'd cast to play our fellow #Millennial hosts, and everyone understands the assignment somewhat differently...
WaPo reported on the most regretted college majors, and as millennials, we feel (kinda) attacked (but they're not totally wrong).
Do we think the heavy emphasis on STEM fields might create an overcorrection in the long-term?
When considering a field of study, earning potential is a large piece of the puzzle to consider. But is it the only piece?
Our Patrons sound off about whether or not they regret their fields of study.
This week's recommendations are all about coffee and focus: Drink black coffee for a week (Andrew), Loop Earplugs (Laura), and Torani pumpkin pie syrup (Pam).
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Wizarding World Inc announced an official fan event happening next year in the U.S., and convention goers have opinions.
What are the pros and cons of official and unofficial fan events?
Speaking of conventions, it's time to reminisce... this time 17 years ago, Andrew had a life experience so juicy it lives behind the paywall.

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S8 Ep32: Corn Kid's Set For College, The White House Wins the Internet, Quiet Quitting Aug 31, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and CORN talk!
Corn kid is precious and must be protected at all costs.
We're pleasantly surprised by how much the Biden-Harris student debt relief plan includes, and how many people are seeing significant or complete loan cancellation. Also, we have GREAT news about interest!
Listeners sound off about what they'll be able to do when their student debt is canceled, and we celebrate the newly unveiled IDR plan effectively canceling interest.
PSA: You'll still need to apply for the debt relief by 12/31. Don't worry, we'll issue lots of reminders!
The White House Twitter account sees a sudden tone shift, endearing the account to tens of thousands of users.
As midterms loom, so too does "Dark Brandon."
What is Quiet Quitting? How do we establish a balance between work life and LIFE?
This new trend can refer to scaling back to the bare minimum work required, not centering our lives around work, or letting go of doing additional work without additional pay.
It's an entertainment themed recommendation week for #Millennial! Check out 'The Princess' on HBO Max (Andrew), season 2 of 'Only Murders in the Building' (Laura), and the *Nterviews series on the Lance Bass Show podcast (Pam).

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Pam takes the reins for some pop culture updates!
Streaming beats cable, NBC considers cutting an hour of primetime, and MoviePass is back.
Britney is in her healing era, and we're here for it!
Jack Antonoff gets too involved with hot artists and Pam ruins Lorde's "Green Light" for Andrew

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S8 Ep31: Student Loan Debt Relief Arrives, 'House of the Dragon' Impresses, Demi Lovato and Relationship Age Gaps Aug 24, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of PRETEND adulting and real talk.
Are we still on the Be Real train? Instagram is clearly getting on board.
Amid news that Biden will be (finally) announcing his student loan forgiveness solution, the panel has thoughts...
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew is committing to the highly anticipated 'Game of Thrones' and 'Lord of the Rings' spinoff series. #iconic
Is this the make or break moment for major fandom spinoff series?
Related to 'Game of Thrones', a listener asks 'AITA if I don't go to my friend's GoT themed wedding?'
Andrew surprises Laura and Pam by asking them to read in High Valyrian on air in honor of our 'Thrones' conversation.
Demi Lovato's latest single '29' has gone viral, prompting more conversations about the cultural shift in perceptions around large age gaps in relationships.
As active members of fandom, we speak about the large age gaps in some of our own friendships "back in the day," and whether we think we would approach them differently now.
Our listeners weigh in with their stories about being in a romantic relationship with a large age gap.
Republicans are fear mongering over the $80 billion earmarked in the Inflation Reduction Act for hiring 87,000 new IRS agents.
Andrew gets vulnerable about being audited by the IRS, but also points out that an agent didn't take him out with an "AK-15." Take note, Senator Grassley.
This week's recommendations will help you stay feeling cozy ahead of fall: purchase audit protection when filing taxes (Andrew), OUAI leave-in conditioner (Laura), and Rare Beauty's Lip Soufflé (Pam).

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Inspired by our Demi Lovato discussion in the main show, we get into more specifics about the issues that can present in friendships and romantic relationships with a large age gap.
Each member of the panel has a story about something they've seen or experienced that can make these relationships complicated, but there is nuance so long as consenting adults are involved.

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S8 Ep30: Instagram, TikTok, and the War for Pop Culture Dominance (feat. Christine Riccio) Aug 17, 2022

We're joined by #Millennial’s social media manager, Chloé, and friend of the show Christine Riccio for a big discussion on social media!
Christine is a published author (check out her books Again, But Better and Better Together!)-- but she’s also been creating content on YouTube, Instagram, and more for years.
This week’s show is dedicated to unpacking Instagram’s plight to compete with TikTok’s growing popularity.
If you’ve found yourself frustrated by the changes being made over on Instagram, you aren't alone! Following a slew of backlash, the platform is promising to walk back some of the changes they’ve made to mimic TikTok.
Andrew and Pam's minds are blown when they learn that you can actually hide all suggested posts on Instagram.
Andrew and Pam lament over how frustrating it is to see so many suggested posts on their feeds. Meanwhile, Christine and Chloé walk us through how these new changes end up hurting small creators.
We discuss the pressure creators feel to adapt to the ever-changing landscape of social media. Additionally, we ruminate over whether or not keeping up with the algorithm is sustainable longterm.
Christine opens up about the growing pressure authors are facing from publishers to self-promote their books across multiple platforms.
This week’s recommendations: Cancelling a trial as soon as you start it so you don’t forget to cancel it later (Andrew); ‘A League of their Own’ on Amazon Prime Video (Pam); Palomino by Miranda Lambert (Chloé); ‘The Resort’ on Peacock (Christine).

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Celebrities— including Taylor Swift— are getting slammed for their private jet carbon emissions.
Have we, as a society, reached a point where we're tired of seeing celebs flex their wealth?
We discuss the correlation between how it’s cool to be environmentally conscious in 2022, and the downtrend in wealth flexing.
Celebrities face backlash for misstepping on social media all the time— but they’re not the only ones. We all share examples of times we’ve gotten called out for the things we've posted.

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S8 Ep29: The Legality of Fanworks (feat. @OldMythos), ClusterF-YEAH: Good News Edition Aug 10, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and FUN talk!
We're joined this week by Yvonne Gonzales (aka @OldMythos on TikTok) who is a PhD candidate at USC. They join us to share how fan fiction can and should be studied as literature, and also dive in on the latest drama between Netflix and The Unofficial Bridgerton Musical.
Where did songwriting partners Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear cross a line with their musical? Likely when they started monetizing it.
Should other fan creators worry about copyright lawsuits? Andrew asks some questions "for a friend" who happens to run a popular literary themed podcast.
In some good news, we have a tasty meal in store for this week's Clusterfuck YEAH 2022 updates.
Alex Jones and the tale of incompetent legal representation, Donald Trump and the FBI raid of his "big, beautiful home", and Kansas' surprisingly high voter turnout in a primary to block further abortion restrictions.
Will anything come of this FBI raid and release of Trump's taxes? Be patient, these things take a while.
Andrew pays tribute to The Onion's late fashion contributor.
This week's recommendations range from abstract to entertainment: GET WHAT YOU PAID FOR (Andrew), Knock Knock Pads (Laura), and Pod Meets World (Pam).

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Pam went to Outside Lands, and Laura is extremely jealous she got to see Green Day.
Andrew questions whether Bruce Springsteen's blue collar audience will be able to afford tickets to his upcoming tour due to the price gouging Ticketmaster platinum ticket pricing feature.
What is the maximum amount we'd pay to see our favorite artists in concert?

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S8 Ep28: How Can Politicians Reach Younger Generations?, WTF Internet News, Biden Gets His 'Big Deal' Moment Aug 03, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of fake adulting and real breaking your soul!
Despite the latest news about Lizzo opting to remove an ableist slur from her latest album, Queen Bey find herself in a similar position with her new album.
Updated booster shots coming to an Apple store near you! (Jk, please don't spread misinfo.)
Andrew v Laura: who will hold out longest in the battle of the covid super dodgers?
WTF Internet News is here to unearth why an op-ed would posit that 'The Office' is a work setting we should aspire to, the infamous TikTok 'pink sauce,' and how a Polish Institute decided that domesticated cats are an invasive alien species.
Hulu and Disney were in hot water recently over Hulu's refusal to air political ads about controversial topics like gun reform and abortion access.
Disney has certainly had no problem taking political sides in the past... until it become brand damaging for them to do so.
While Disney and Hulu have changed course, we wonder how politicians can meaningfully hope to meet young voters where they are.
McConnell out-McConnelled: a tale of Republicans being shitty and getting it rubbed in their faces for once.
This week's episode is sponsored by Feals (https://www.feals.com/MILL to become a member and get 50% off your first month). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!
Our recommendations this week come with your comfort, entertainment, and caffeine addictions in mind: Autonomous ErgoChair Pro (Andrew), Stray on PS and Steam (Laura), and Mr. Coffee Electric Grinder with multi-settings (Pam).

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Could 'ghosting' now be seen as an emotional offense?
Based on this, we come up with our own proposals for laws to address annoying things in life: excessive dog barking, rent increases, and parking too damn close to someone's car for them to reasonably access their own car.
What offensive custom honking sounds should Andrew record for his car?

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S8 Ep27: ⚠️ Time to BeReal ⚠️, Bots Influence The Masses, Who Will Run For President in 2024? Jul 27, 2022

Welcome back to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and BeReal talk.
Friend of the show and fellow podcaster Eric joins us this week!
Do we actually want our friends to know what mundane things we're up to?
A new report from Rolling Stone claims that bots, and perhaps even Zach Snyder himself, may have played a role in the social media push for the release of The Snyder Cut of 'Justice League.'
Do we worry about bots when participating in social media movements?
On a related note, the vast majority of teens do not trust news coming from TikTok. Huzzah!
On the other hand, there is a ton of misleading information coming out of TikTok. How did teens learn to be skeptical of their social platform but Boomers still treat Facebook articles like the gospel?!
While Biden and Trump are the obvious frontrunners for 2024 (for now), both are lagging in the polls among their own supporters.
Should Joe Biden run in 2024? The panel has some split opinions.
Would implementing an upper age limit as a qualifier for President be ageist?
One major issue behind Biden's lagging approval ratings: Democrats are harder on him than Republicans were on Trump at the same stage of presidency.
Laura's plea: get in line in 2024. For the love of god.
This week's recommendations will feed your body and soul: Find a Choco Taco if you can (RIP) (Andrew), Nest Thermostat (Laura), See's candies chocolate coffee beans (Pam), and Yellowstone National Park (Eric).
Find Eric on his podcast Thank You For Spieling and of course MuggleCast!

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It's all about fan conventions baby! First we provide a brief overview of this year's SDCC announcements.
In the era of covid, how safe can meet and greets even be? Eric shares a tale of plexiglass, photo ops, and a celeb still getting covid anyway.
As someone who has done quite a few meet and greets with celebrities, Eric shares his experiences and tips for having a successful meet and greet.
Does going to a convention right now feel responsible?

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S8 Ep26: Every Day Money Saving Hacks, and a Deep Dive Into Space with an Expert! Jul 20, 2022

Because 9% inflation isn't enough, BMW has announced subscription services for heated seats.
We may never be able to afford a BMW, but we're here to share some money saving tips and tricks that might help you save some money right now.
Don't sleep on Amazon's used section, Honey, open box policies, or floor models y'all!
We also recommend checking Progressive Shopper if you're interested in where brands' political donations go, as well as opting for generic brands when possible.
Patrons also sound off with their money-saving hacks: eating less meat, price matching, and checking for rebates with your utility companies are all quick and easy ways to save some cash.
After last week's discussion about these amazing deep space photos NASA released, listener Aimee joins us for further discussion. She is a PhD student in Astrophysics, and is here to help Andrew get excited about space!
Aimee dispels a few common misconceptions: black holes don't suck things in like a vacuum cleaner, and the tax cost for scientific research amounts to only pennies per person each year.
We also learn that there is a movement among astronomers to rename the JWST telescope in light of its namesake actually having been a HUGE homophobe. #Millennial will henceforth follow Aimee's lead and call it the Jelescope Welescope Space Telescope until it is renamed.
We also get an in-depth analysis from Aimee about what we're actually seeing in these newly released photos, and whether or not aliens will be discovered in our lifetimes.
Down here on Earth things are still a disaster: the final (for now) January 6th Committee Hearing will be hosted this Thursday July 21st at 8PM ET. We'll be hosting a watch party in the #Millennial For All Discord - please join us! You do not need to be a Patreon subscriber to take part in the fun.
It's a grab bag of recommendations this week: @Wario64 for availability and pricing on all of your electronic/gaming needs (Andrew), Wet and Forget shower cleaner (Laura), Scrivener (Pam), and Disordered Cosmos by Chanda Prescod Weinstein (Aimee).

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The new ‘Baymax!’ series at Disney+ is the latest to come under fire by some parents for depicting period products, and we're reminded of the stigmas we faced around puberty as kids and teens.
Pam and Laura recall the stigmas around periods and how confusing and distressing the experience is for young people going through this change.
Parents are setting their kids up for failure by not exposing them to education about what their bodies are going through. Is it any wonder so many people don't think about the importance of consent?

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S8 Ep25: Deep Space Blows Minds, Libraries Under Attack, Current Reading Trends (feat. A Librarian!) Jul 13, 2022

Have you seen these amazing pictures from deep space? You don't even need to be a stoner to appreciate them!
How the #gentleminions meme inspired teenagers to put on their best suits to attend screenings of 'Minions: The Rise of Gru.'
Thanks to teens, the new 'Minions' movie raked in $164 domestically on opening weekend. Theaters may not love the #gentleminions trend, but Universal sure does.
The #Millennial panel is split on Minions - are they cute or demonic?
Nextdoor Karens returns to the show, with some dramatic readings of Nextdoor posts in our areas.
Andrew shames a neighbor into deleting a 'Karen' post, and Pam plans some recon.
BAE Patron Becky joins us to discuss her career as a librarian!
With the increase in book bans, librarians are increasingly coming under fire. How can library patrons best support their local librarians?
We learn about the Library Bill of Rights, and that many libraries have detailed processes in place in the event that someone challenges a book.
What books and genres are especially popular now? Andrew wants to know so we can start a podcast.
Becky also runs a Disney blog, https://www.disneyinyourday.com. She shares the joys and challenges of working on a blog while also holding down her full-time gig. Becky also gives Andrew some sage advice about planning his next trip to Disney.
This week's episode is sponsored by Feals (https://www.feals.com/MILL to become a member and get 50% off your first order). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!
And of course, we've got some amazing recommendations for y'all this week: Apple users should look out for a picture-in-picture update coming soon from Youtube (Andrew), Hey Bear Sensory (Laura), Trader Joe's coconut cold brew concentrate (Pam), and 'Four Thousand Weeks' by Oliver Burkeman (Becky).

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Becky hangs around to share some library tea.
Some libraries seem to be doing away with the concept of late fees - does it work?
Customer service is always a rough job, even in a library. Stories are shared about disturbing Patrons. Also, how can Porn Viewing be handled?
Andrew volunteers to dress up in a dog suit. (No, really!)

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S8 Ep24: Laura and Pam's Eventful Vacations, Supreme Court Rulings, Scams We've All Grown Used To Jul 06, 2022

Nothing like a shit week out of SCOTUS and more mass shootings the week of July 4th. Happy Independence Day to the 49% of the population that didn't lose rights to bodily autonomy in the last week!
Pam and Laura had some personal developments occur during our week off - clearly taking a week off from #Millennial is detrimental to our health?!
Meanwhile, Andrew encountered a pleasant surprise and discovered that some of his fellow high school alums are still jelly of his efforts in school
Laura is considering moving to a blue state since shit is hitting the fan - and she gives Andrew and Pam some requirements.
Apart from abortion, the Supreme Court delivered decisions in a number of cases you should also be concerned with.
That said, we are still committed to fun discussions to keep us all going! This week, a TikTok trend inspires us to talk about the biggest scams society has convinced us are normal.
Look at the cost breakdown of your latest hospital visit if you want to see how much your local ER is charging you for a bandaid, and really consider whether that big sale is actually costing you more money.
What are our 'Vecna' songs? (iykyk)
Is on the job training still a thing, or is a degree required if you want to switch fields?
Don't forget to check out A Paranormal Chicks, an inclusive, southern, foul-mouthed deep dive into all things true crime and paranormal!

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Inspired by our scams topic this week, we dig into an FTC report on the top types of fraud millennials encounter.
Laura and Andrew come clean about falling victim to a couple of scams - it's easier to be susceptible than you think!
We enjoy punking scammers who call us, but we're also aware of the need to watch out for social engineering!
Andrew has someone claim that he's been impersonated on Grindr -- but in light of today's discussion, is this a scam too?

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S8 Ep23: Biden Tries Lowering Gas Prices, Double Decker Plane Seating, Tattoos and Generational Changes Jun 22, 2022

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of fake adulting and.... breaking your soul?
We're kicking off this week's episode with the latest updates from the January 6th Hearings: fake electors, and pardons, and crimes, oh my!
Finally, a majority of Americans think Trump should be charged with a crime.
But speaking of other nightmares... we take a look at this proposed double decker passenger jet design.
Will the lower deck seats be called "Ass to Face" seating, or rebranded as "Economy Basic"?
Have we ever relied on budget airlines in the past? We go over the pros and cons of flying Spirit and Frontier.
Laura got a new tattoo, which inspires us to talk about cosmetic tattooing. How do we feel about it, would we ever get one, and what are the pros and cons?
There have been some generational shifts around the acceptability of tattoos - our grandparents still don't get it, but our parents are somewhat relaxed on the topic.
We've received a few Confessionals from listeners wanting to know... Am I the Asshole? From mothers who gaslight to long distance relationships, we tell it to y'all straight.
This week's recommendations are a grab bag: check for extra leg room seat upgrades 1-2 days prior to flying for reduced rates (Andrew), 'Malamander' by Thomas Taylor (Laura), and Therabreath whitening mouthwash (Pam).

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We all love our respective cities of residence, but what are the less desirable things about them?
Everyone thinks their city has the worst traffic - spoiler: shitty drivers exist everywhere.
Andrew witnessed a neighbor doing something interesting outside of his home last week - will he confront the neighbor?

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S8 Ep22: January 6 Committee Hearing Revelations, WTF News, Life Before the Internet Jun 15, 2022

It's time for some #unhinged talk this week - so we kick it off with a new segment, Clusterfuck 2022!
We give our initial reactions to the January 6th committee hearings, and while the new details are not surprising, they are shocking.
SCOTUS is really making it their mission to attack personal rights and liberty this Pride month, and we are NOT amused. Border agents can now search residences and vehicles within 100 miles of a US border without a warrant.
While the House passed a sweeping gun reform bill that is certain to die in the Senate, the Senate is toying with a much more moderate proposal.
It's not all doom and gloom this week though - to cheer everyone up, we have a slew of WTF News stories!
In the movie world, Sony got punked into re-releasing 'Morbius' in theaters thanks to the popular 'it's morbin' time' meme. Also, 'Joker 2' is rumored to be a musical starring Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn?!
GEICO was ordered to pay a $5.2 million settlement to a woman who contracted an STD in her partner's car during sexual activity. The reasoning? His car was insured by GEICO.
We're all old enough to remember life before the internet - what are some core memories of that time?
This week's recommendations will give you something fun to do! Take advantage of the sales happening at Target (Andrew) and watch Ms. Marvel on Disney+ (Pam & Laura).

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It's time for our third installment of "A Deep Dive Into..." featuring Laura!
We ask her to reflect on experiences and lessons learned in moving a lot as a kid, homeschooling, and more.
What made her decide to live abroad, and what is with these punk rock cruises she goes on?

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S8 Ep21: Coffee Addictions Pay Off, Johnny Depp v Amber Heard Reactions, Saving Less and Living More Jun 08, 2022

A new study about coffee suggests that drinking moderate amounts of coffee may decrease chances of death. Today we learned our panel must be immortal!
We know inflation is bad, but authors need to live too! Stop returning ebooks on Amazon y'all.
Why are some consumers treating Amazon like a library? Some authors end up owing Amazon money due to consumers purchasing and returning ebooks.
When is it justified to seek a refund? Are there any cases in which we would absolutely never request one?
Johnny Depp won his defamation lawsuit against Amber Heard last week, and the internet really showed its ugly side during these proceedings.
Although Depp previously lost a libel case in the UK, the court of public opinion has turned this into an all or nothing issue, eliminating any room for a nuanced conversation.
Does this case represent backlash to #MeToo, or an expansion of its umbrella to include all victims of abuse?
How will we approach abuse allegations in the future, based on this case?
Some adults under 35 are throwing financial caution to the wind since the world's a mess - is this a good idea?
This week's recommendations came up naturally during our recording: try no sugar in your coffee (Andrew), Stitch Fix (Laura), and Nutpods Coffee Creamer (Pam).
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It's a ~deep dive~ into Andrew.
We learn about his childhood, sexual awakening, and takeaways from his college years.
For maybe the first time ever, Andrew shares what one thing he could see himself getting a tattoo of!
And of course, there's tea - we always love some good personal tea in After Dark.

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S8 Ep20: LGBTQ+ Representation in Media (feat. Kacen Callender), Uvalde and What Happens Now, Andrew's Wild Weekend Jun 01, 2022

#Millennial is back in time for PRIDE month y'all! Time for some pretend adulting, gay talk.
To kick off Pride Month, we speak with Kacen Callender, author of bestselling novel 'Felix Ever After.'
Kacen tells us how they got started as a writer, and we chat about the increase in popularity of LGBTQ romance in mainstream media.
Kacen's new book is titled Lark & Kasim Start a Revolution and will be released this September!
Follow Kacen on Twitter and check out their website here!
It's time to talk gun safety reform... again. In the space of two weeks, mass shootings in a Buffalo supermarket and a Texas grade school left dozens dead. We've heard the same rhetoric around this gun debate for our entire lives - why does this keep happening? We look at some data to explain how our state legislatures respond.
The upshot is this: Republican controlled state legislatures respond by loosening gun laws 120% in the year following a mass shooting. Why? The NRA continues to be better funded, and gun fanatics are simply better at engaging with the political process.
Here's what we all need to do to make a difference: be engaged with what your state's legislature is doing, join a local gun violence prevention group, donate to a national gun reform organization (Everytown For Gun Safety, Brady, Coalition to Stop Gun Violence, Sandy Hook Promise), volunteer for pro-gun reform candidates, and VOTE in every election!
Want to help victims and survivors in Buffalo and Uvalde? Check out these verified fundraisers: Verified fundraisers for Buffalo + Verified Fundraisers for Uvalde
Shifting gears, Andrew tells us about an eventful birthday weekend, and provides video evidence of a wild police stop he witnessed right in front of him.
This week's recommendations are informative and comfy: 'Prehistoric Planet' on Apple TV+ (Andrew), 'The G Word' on Netflix (Laura), and shoe inserts for converse (Pam).

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We're kicking off our in-depth host interviews this week with Pam!
Pam shares how she got into journalism, and the joys and and difficulties of breaking into the field.
Where did we meet Pam? Through Harry Potter? Through Twilight? None of us can remember.
What does Pam do outside of #Millennial? And what's her greatest ambition in life?

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S8 Ep19: Goodbye iPod, How Many Friends Does Science Say You Need?, Inflation Updates May 18, 2022

It's the end of an era: Apple has announced it is discontinuing the iPod, and we pour one out for "1,000 songs in your pocket."
Can the iPhone ever match the level of escapism an iPod provides?
What's your rate of inflation? We take the quiz together and compare where we're feeling the most strain when we're paying bills.
Andrew's doomsday prepping has him stockpiling Dunkin' Coffee from Costco, and Pam is about to walk away from a business she's frequented for years due to its price increases.
Related: the latest casualty of supply chain shortages is baby formula, and some "pro-lifers" want to gate keep formula on the basis of citizenship.
How many friends do we need? The New York Times has some helpful data, and we share our own "friendship numbers."
Have some friendships grown closer during the pandemic? More distant?
'Buy now, pay later' trends are sending some millennials and Gen Z'ers spiraling into debt. When is it worth financing a purchase, and when is it better to pay in full?
With over a third of shoppers under 40 missing at least one payment, it's clear that 'paying later' is easier said than done.
This week's recommendations are all products we recommend NOT paying in installments for: The Pink Stuff for easy cleaning (Andrew), Bleame Crystal Hair Eraser (Laura), and Holo Taco nail polish (Pam).
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We're kicking off an After Dark series in which we interview... each other?!
How do we handle burnout as creators, and where do we draw lines in terms of what we share on the show?
Do we ever feel pressure to share MORE on the show?

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S8 Ep18: Abortion Rights and Religious Liberty, Speech Challenges From 'Womb to Tomb' May 12, 2022

This week, our social media manager Chloé joins us, and we GO OFF about the upcoming decision on Roe vs Wade from the Supreme Court.
What other 'settled law' could be next? The right to privacy and bodily autonomy is on the chopping block.
Chloé expands on how it feels like religious liberty is only valued in the US if you're a white, cis male Christian.
As discussed in 7x22, a number of states have been lying in wait with trigger laws for the moment Roe vs. Wade is overturned.
Shifting gears, we are joined by listener of the show, Rex, who is a speech pathologist!
We chat about hearing and speech, pediatric feeding disorders, and stuttering, all of which Rex has professional experience working with.
Since 5% of school age children have an articulation disorder, how long does it take to address these issues through speech therapy?
For all the parents listening, Rex details some of the common signs you may want to consider finding a speech pathologist to work with your child.
What are some good gifts or toys to help improve communication with children?
To dispel a common myth: speech therapy is for anyone, and speech pathologists work with clients "womb to tomb!"
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This week's recommendations are basic essentials to set you up for the warmer months! Sport bottle sunscreen flasks just in case you need to sneak your favorite beverage into the pool (Andrew), making sure to apply and reapply your sunscreen (Laura), and the Owala water bottle (Rex).

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It's a WTF News edition! Is Andrew hiding bodies in Lake Mead?
Why do coffee shops charge extra for non-dairy alternatives? Why do we have to glue ourselves to coffee shop counters to get an answer?
What's the cringiest way you can imagine a large company marketing to millennials? Proctor & Gamble is doing it.
How does an ancient Roman Empire bust end up in Texas?

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S8 Ep17: The Rise of Workcations, Student Loan Debt Relief Approaches, Surgery to Make You Taller May 03, 2022

Note: The news of the Supreme Court's Roe v Wade ruling broke as we were approaching the end of the episode recording, so our reactions are found at that point.
Laura begins the show with an update that has Andrew and Pam on the edge of their seats.
A new feature in The Atlantic details the rise of the "workcation" as a result of many companies moving to a work from home model during the pandemic.
Have we ever "workcationed?" What are the pros and cons?
Does working on vacation further blur the lines between work and life in a post-pandemic world?
President Biden is finally considering some amount of student debt forgiveness. We'll hear more in the next couple of months, but borrowers are anxious for details.
Our listeners sound off about their student loan debt, and we commiserate about the predatory lending student loan borrowers are subjected to.
What do we think of the argument that student debt forgiveness is unfair to those who paid their loans off?
WTF News: He was 5’7”. After surgery he’ll be 5’10”
A 25-year-old pursued limb lengthening surgery to increase his height due to the stupid and unfair societal standards for how tall a man "should" be.
The story doesn't end there: the man in question paid for the $75,000 surgery with his OnlyFans, where he specializes in a humiliation kink where his subscribers pay him to degrade them.
Some BREAKING NEWS hits just as we wrap the show: a leaked opinion from Justice Alito shows that the Supreme Court has voted to overturn Roe v. Wade, the landmark decision that guaranteed the federal constitutional protection of abortion rights.
Y'all know we've got some recommendations: the Elgato Stream Deck (Andrew), the CDC's Quarantine and Isolation calculator if you're exposed to COVID-19 (Laura), and Etsy for unique gift shopping (Pam).
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An Uber driver pushes Andrew to his limit, and we share experiences in which a driver's tip could be impacted for bad behavior.
"But he picked me up from my house, I don't want him to come murder me."
Speaking of bad behavior, we'd LOVE to talk to you about an amazing opportunity to get involved with NFTs. Don't know what an NFT is? We bet you have at least one annoying Facebook friend who does.

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S8 Ep16: CD Sales Rise, Netflix Suffers Big Loss, Why the Book Industry Loves Barnes & Noble Again Apr 27, 2022

Why are CD sales on the rise? What year is it?!
Fake philanthropist Elon Musk has secured the funding to purchase Twitter for $44 billion. Do we think Twitter will change much under his leadership? Are we leaving?
It's like Netflix wants to lose subscribers: too many choices, canceling hits, and doing an about face on password sharing. Since they anticipate losing 2 million subscribers in the next quarter or so, why are they proceeding with these unpopular decisions?
Speaking of, Netflix is considering implementing ads and other sponsored content in an ad-supported tier.
A Nielson survey shows that consumers are overwhelmed by the sheer volume of streaming services.
It also seems like Florida wants to take a tourism hit: Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill last week that would dissolve the special Reedy Creek District, which has allowed Disney to self-govern for over 50 years.
In addition to hurting business, tourism, and taxpayers, we think it's highly unlikely that this will actually come to pass. Laura predicts that DeSantis knows this, and is picking this fight to shore up his base ahead of a 2024 presidential run.
Independent booksellers may have once hated Barnes & Noble, but the bookstore chain is warning up to them with some changes to their business model.
We've got all of the entertainment recommendations this week: 'White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie and Fitch' on Netflix (Andrew), the Archive 81 podcast (Laura), and Dissect podcast's 7-part miniseries on Bo Burnham's 'Inside' (Pam).

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It's another 'Am I the Asshole?' installment, featuring submissions from our Patrons!
What grandma doesn't know won't hurt her... a tale of installing a smart thermostat to thwart stifling temperatures.
Sometimes, your parents are the assholes. Hard stop.

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S8 Ep15: Hottest Gen Z Trends, Spam Texts Get Out of Control, Face Filters and Social Media Apr 21, 2022

- Our social media manager Chloé returns to #Millennial and she's once again bringing the "fire" as millennials may say!
- A Trump-appointed federal judge has struck down the public transportation mask mandate, and airlines were quick to allow everyone to go maskless. We react to the responses on both sides of the mask debate.
- What are the current Gen Z trends that we older people need to be aware of? Chloé walks us through some new phrases and the specifics of the "Hot Girl Walk".
- What are the most millennial things each of the panelists do?
- We turn the tables on Chloé and ask her some things most Gen Zers might not know
- Spam calls and texts continue to come in more frequently than ever, it seems. What can you do to stop the spam calls and texts? Andrew wonders if he should get a new phone number entirely
- Pam and Andrew both received a text from the same girl/bot, and one of them took the sexy convo further (Guess who)
- Face filtering and touch ups are very popular thanks to Snapchat and the other social media apps, but are they a dangerous trend? We discuss what the apps could do to protect everyone's mental health
- Recommendations: Flashfood to help curb food waste (Andrew), FasTrak one-time payments (Pam), and Chloé re-ups a previous recommendation, Yellowstone because #HotCowboys.
- This week's episode is sponsored by Felix Gray (Use code BIRTHDAY15 for 15% off everything!) and Scrib'd (Go to try.scribd.com/millennial to get your first two months for just 99 cents)
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- What are our rules for who we follow/unfollow, what we tweet, what we retweet, etc?
- Is there such a thing as too much retweeting? And which of our friends did we disable retweets on because they overdo it??
- Andrew and Pam enter social media therapy -- what is their purpose on social media? Why are they so scared of tweeting? #IAmMyTweet
- Chloé offers inspiring words for everyone who uses Twitter.

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S8 Ep14: 'Moon Knight' Challenges Expectations, TIME's Bizarre 'Influential' Companies List, The High Cost of Attending Weddings Apr 13, 2022

Ezra Miller is creating yet another headache for Warner Bros. and its major franchises - do we agree Fantastic Beasts is cursed at this point?
We've got a single recommendation across the panel this week: check out the new Marvel show on Disney+, 'Moon Knight.'
Our resident Marvel expert Marc makes a 'surprise' appearance on the show to review Moon Knight with us, and sheds some light on why Marvel is debuting lesser-known characters in its shows now.
How is Marvel doing updating its properties for the big and small screen? What lessons can other franchises take from their success?
We also review Time's 100 Most Influential Companies of 2022. While there is plenty to be celebrated in this list, there are a few head scratchers... *cough*NEXTDOOR*cough*
Amazon and Disney both made the Time 100 list, which presents a perfect opportunity for us to mention some other ways these giants have been making headlines in recent weeks.
Amazon warehouse employees in Staten Island voted to unionize - a first for Amazon, which has been notoriously anti-union.
Better late than never? Disney came out with a strong statement against the passage and implementation of Florida's 'Don't Say Gay' legislation. In response, Florida Republicans have publicly suggested stripping Disney of its special privileges of self-governance around its Orlando theme parks.
We hear from The Mouse himself, and he has a strong message for the Florida GOP.
Confessional: "I am so tired of spending so much money on other people's weddings. Am I the asshole?"
This week's recommendation is seeing alignment from the whole panel: Watch 'Moon Knight' on Disney+! As a bonus, check out the deep dives Marc and Durden77 have been doing into all things Marvel.
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Are we the assholes? Each of the panelists bring their own real-life stories in which we might be kinda dickish...
Giving family ultimatums? Stealing money? Having fond memories coincide with the date of a national tragedy? Yikes!
Can kids be assholes? Maybe!

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S8 Ep13: How Potter and Buffy Fans Are Dealing With Problematic Creators Apr 06, 2022

In light of the upcoming releasing of "The Secrets of Dumbledore" we're discussing how Harry Potter fans are grappling with a very problematic author, and how to balance loving the Wizarding World with the knowledge that the author continues to spew harmful rhetoric.
We're joined by friend of the show Karen, a longtime "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" fan to talk about how fandoms grapple with the realization that their series creators... suck.
We speak about 'The Death of the Author', a 1967 essay by Roland Barthes, who argues that an authors' politics, religion, and other biographical facts that shape who they are shouldn’t dictate how one interprets their writing.
We talk about what happens as a fan when your hero turns out not to be the person you thought they were, and the adjustment process it requires.
What degree of privilege comes with being a fan who isn't the target of harmful rhetoric by the creator?
As fans of Harry and Buffy, how do we continue loving these works while also working to rebut the harmful actions of the creators?
Karen is a published author, and speaks about literary influences and shares the line she draws for sharing personal views publicly.
Check Karen out over at Prophecy Radio, and check out her Cassie Quinn mystery series!
This week's recommendations are a little tech, a little relaxing: mute email threads you're not interested in seeing every reply on (Andrew), 1password (Laura), and "As It Was" by Harry Styles.
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We're getting real honest about some habits we've had that are a bit distasteful and maybe even... illegal.
The panel aren't the only ones getting personal: Patrons sounded off about some of their dirty little secrets.
Are we ashamed of some of these admissions? MAYBE.

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S8 Ep12: Exodus From The Big Cities, Netflix's Cut-Throat Judgement, Comedy and Social Expectations Mar 30, 2022

Cities lost population in 2021, leading to the slowest year in growth in U.S. history.
We've all had the experience of living in and subsequently leaving a major city. What were our motivations for doing so?
Conversely, what are the reasons we chose to move to New York and L.A. in the first place?
On a related note, the U.S. is also experiencing doctor shortages.
The recently canceled 'The Baby-Sitters Club' Netflix show runner gave a very candid interview about the metrics Netflix uses to decide whether or not a show will be canceled.
Why isn't Netflix evolving with the times? People are clearly enjoying weekly episode drops - are the days of binging over?
In an about-face, Netflix is testing cracking down on password sharing in a few markets. If the test is deemed a success, we could be paying an extra $2.99 per month for every person we share our credentials with.
Jeff Foxworthy had an 'ok boomer' moment in his latest stand-up special in which he poked fun at participation trophies.
How is comedy living up to current social expectations? What do we as millennials look for in stand-up routines?
We can't talk comedy without speaking about the slap heard 'round Hollywood at this year's Academy Awards: was Chris Rock out of line with his joke about Jada Pinkett-Smith? Was WIll Smith's reaction at all justified?
As always, we have some solid recommendations for you this week: TSA pre-check (Andrew), Ghostwire: Tokyo (Laura), and Supergoop Mineral Matte Sunscreen (Pam).
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Andrew and Laura went to their first concerts in the last couple of years and report on the experience.
After two years of living on our technology cooped up at home, do you really need to video the entire Dua Lipa concert you're at?
We've got some anecdotes about participation trophy culture that are too spicy to share on the main show!

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S8 Ep11: Bizarre New Emojis, Why Are There So Many Cookie Warnings?, Stacey Abrams and Politicians on TV Mar 23, 2022

Laura kicks off the show with an update about her screen time - has she been successful in spending less time staring at her phone?
We chat briefly about how the current chip shortage may be extended due to the war in Ukraine.
Pixar is adding back a lesbian kiss to the upcoming Buzz Lightyear movie in the wake of the 'Don't Say Gay' backlash against Disney.
Professor Sims has an exciting announcement: his new Patreon course is available NOW! Listeners of this show can get $25 off with code MILLENNIAL.
Apple's new iOS update comes with 37 new emojis... but will we use all of them? There are one or two that make us feel ~uncomfortable~.
In other news, Twitter is introducing a downvote feature. Will this help combat internet trolls, or further drive people into their own echo chambers?
Twitter's also coming for Instagram's close friends feature. Now we don't need to maintain private accounts to be petty! (But also, is anyone else feeling overwhelmed by social media platforms constantly copying each other?)
Also tech related, we chat about why seemingly every site asks us to accept its cookies. And no, we're unfortunately not talking about the edible variety.
What's worse - cookies pop ups or auto-playing videos?
Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams made a cameo on Star Trek Discovery as President of United Earth, and some people with nothing better to do had a hissy fit over it.
Politicians making pop culture appearances is not as uncommon as you might think. How do we feel about elected representatives doing this?
Need something new to do? We've got you covered with recommendations: Make your own cider kit (Andrew), Olive & June for press-ons that look great and actually last (Laura), and 'Turning Red' on Disney+ (Pam).
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Do we have any regrets about friendships that didn't last? What about the ones that just fell by the wayside?
We dig into the difference between a friend you don't talk to often (but maintain a strong bond with), and a friendship that naturally grows apart as people change.
Is there ever a time where it's appropriate to burn bridges? We think listening to your gut is super important on that one!

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S8 Ep10: The End of Clock Changes?, Disney and Don't Say Gay, Faking Your Own Kidnapping Mar 16, 2022

Is Daylight Savings Time about to become permanent? Does this mean Laura will stop bitching twice a year about the time change?
As part of our biweekly check in on the war in Ukraine, we touch on some of the lesser acknowledged stories of racial and ethnic minorities in Ukraine, and how this crisis has unfolded for them.
In response to the continued conflict, Disney, Sony, Warner Bros, and Paramount all announced that they were halting future theatrical film releases in Russia.
Despite Disney being quick to take a position on the current Russian invasion of Ukraine, their response to Florida's 'Don't Say Gay' bill has left a lot to be desired. #Millennial shares EXCLUSIVE audio clips of Disney's official response to the controversy.
A new report out of Pew Research Center indicates that an increasing number of Americans view single-motherhood and unmarried cohabitation has 'bad for society.' We respond, and wonder why these viewpoints are increasing despite single-motherhood remaining stable and cohabitation becoming increasingly normalized.
WTF News returns to tell the story of a woman who faked her own kidnapping to go hang out with her ex for three weeks. Why didn't she just take an unplugged vacation?
Is Andrew's toxic trait wanting to fake his death to see how we all react?
This week's recommendations will make you feel informed! Check out this resource to see how DST impacts you (Andrew), go to the dentist if you have been avoiding it during covid (Laura), and 'Abbott Elementary' (Pam).
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It's an 'am I the asshole?' edition. We've pulled a few scenarios from the popular subreddit, and we're here to judge these random people on the internet.
If your ego is threatened, is it helpful to ruin a family dinner over it?
What are you actually accomplishing by making a child cry over Pokemon?
Should an ex-friend with benefits be invited to the wedding?

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S8 Ep9: Must Everyone Comment on Global Crises?, TikTok Heads For 10-Minute Videos, Unconventional Relationships Mar 09, 2022

Who's feeling the crunch at the gas pump these days? We know this sucks, but we're here to provide y'all with some much-needed escapism!
A PSA Andrew saw prompts a discussion for our panel - how do we manage the pressure to have a hot take on every global crisis?
As podcasters we feel this pressure a lot, and we know everyone experiences some level of pressure through social media.
Where do we draw the line when deciding when or when not to talk about a particular event?
RIP Pam and Laura's love of Tiktok: the social platform announced last week it will be introducing a 10-minute video limit. Is this the Youtubification of Vine 2.0??
We revisit our personal screen time stats from pre-2020 and some of us are wearing the cone of shame due to our increases. Is it cheating if your phone's screen time is lower due to most of your screen time happening at the computer? 👀
We receive a Confessional update from someone who wrote in for episode 4x06 with an update on their journey! We love this update!
Another Confessional writer asks... should I tell my conservative family about my 69-year-old boyfriend? Other listeners sound off about their unconventional relationships and how they went about telling friends and family.
Because we can't keep things too serious, we talk about some dumb dealbreakers we have for potential love interests: green text bubble? Thank you, next!
It's the final installment (for now) of #Millennial's Make a Commitment - now do we start surprising people with check-in calls?
This week's recommendations are a mixed bag: scroll to the bottom of spam emails and click the 'unscubscribe' link (which is federally required in all commercial messages) (Andrew), 'Archive 81' on Netflix (Laura), and investing in a fabric shaver (Pam).
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By popular demand, MuggleSuck is back!
We reflect on our friendships with all hosts current and former - where are they now?
Were there ever any creative control issues? When did things start getting messy and dramatic in the old days?
Were we always salty towards a certain founder, or did we like them at the start?
J.K. Rowling spent her International Womens Day yelling at women. Very on brand! Where are her solutions for the trans people she allegedly admires btw?

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S8 Ep8: The Mandela Effect, Are Movies Too Long?, Biden's Supreme Court Justice Pick Mar 02, 2022

Before we get into the main show, we're giving the latest updates on the unprovoked, unconscionable invasion of Ukraine by Russia. #Millennial stands with Ukraine!
Are you familiar with the term 'bucket list'? We've got some shocking Mandela Effects to break your brains with this episode.
Will #Millennial start a Mandela Effect? Maybe, we like some light trolling here and there.
Why does it seem like average move run times are getting closer and closer to 3 hours? Because they are.
Can a long runtime cause us to pass on seeing a movie in theaters? Would intermissions make a difference for the viewing experience?
President Biden has announced Ketanji Brown Jackson has his nominee to fill the vacancy on the US Supreme Court. Not only is she extremely qualified, but if seated she would be the first black woman to sit on SCOTUS.
What could happen procedurally during Jackson's confirmation? Do we need to worry about Manchin and Sinema?
We're a little shook at how prophetic this week's #Millennial Make a Commitment submissions get. 👀
This week's recommendations are entertaining AND educational: 'The Tinder Swindler' on Netflix and Orville Peck (Andrew), Behind the Bastards: Czar Nicholas II 4-part series (Laura), and 'Inventing Anna' on Netflix (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by Apostrophe (https://www.apostrophe.com/MILL and use code MILL to get your dermatologist-crafted treatment plan for $5). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Disney's new immersive Star Wars hotel experience has make its debut and reviews are... mixed.
Would you pay $4,809 to spend two days in a heavily scheduled, immersive experience hotel? We think there might be better ways to spend your money...
We've got some hotel horror stories for y'all this week.
Don't talk too loud in your hotel room - Andrew might be listening. 😈

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S8 Ep7: Kanye and Netflix Play Dirty, Debt Relief Tips, Lesser Known At-Home DNA Test Benefits Feb 23, 2022

At the top of the show. we have an update on the developing situation with Russia and Ukraine. Check out our latest BREAKING NEWS benefit to hear more of our analysis!
Looking to shell out $200 for an 8 gig piece of trash? Yeezy's got a deal for you!
Speaking of cash grabs, can we agree as a culture that split "final seasons" are so out? Give us weekly episode releases so we have something to look forward to in our miserable lives, Netflix!
Has Amazon Prime 2-day shipping turned us into brats?
A new Confessional sees an anonymous listener pursuing a debt relief service to get their credit card debt under control. One of our panelists also had to dig themselves out of credit card debt. What are the options?
If you're seeking financial help, Laura recommends checking out the Foundation for Financial Planning, The National Foundation for Credit Counseling, and the US Department of Justice's search tool for finding a credit counseling agency.
Listener Kira joins us to speak about her profession, genetic counseling. She explains like we're 5 what it means, and how it can help people.
Kira explains how genetic counseling can be beneficial to people looking to become parents later in life, and the resources prospective parents can turn to.
What are the ways in which direct-to-consumer DNA tests can be helpful?
In addition to the financial counseling resources Laura mentioned, we've got some recs to make you feel good AND educate you: Trader Joe's recs: Vegetable Masala Burger, ‘Chunky Guacamole’ made with yogurt, veggie fried rice, Incredisauce, and Magnifisauce (Andrew), ‘I Want You Back’ on Prime Video (Pam), and The Genome Odyssey By Euan Ashley (Kira).
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We're joined by Kira and our social media manager Chloé to talk about all the Y2K trends of our youth making a comeback.
Are we ready to relive the trauma of lowrider jeans? No thank you!
Andrew can't believe JNCO jeans were ever in, or that they're coming back.
Which of us is approximately 80 years old and doesn't understand torn/distressed jeans?

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S8 Ep6: Cleaning and Organizing with TikTok's @LenaCleansUp, Can OnlyFans Hurt Careers?, Farewell Magazines Feb 16, 2022

UPDATE: Apple has announced plans to address AirTag stalking issues.
We are LIVING for the 2022 Super Bowl half-time show. LIVING. FOR. IT.
The Entertainment Weekly and InStyle publications will no longer produce magazines - when do we think they'll start blaming millennials for this?
We're joined this week by Lena of @LenaCleansUp to talk about how to lead a cleaner and more organized life! (Instagram | Tiktok)
Why did the interest in cleaning and organization see an uptick during the pandemic?
Lena shares what the most common cleaning challenges are for people, as well as her must-have cleaning products.
This week's Confessional features a listener who is considering starting an OnlyFans to make ends meet. She asks... is this a fireable offense if my employer finds out?
We have some resources available for our Confessional writer: Job fired me due to my OnlyFans account (Reddit) | Colorado deputy with OnlyFans page retires with $30,000 settlement | Employment at-will
Thank you to #Millennial listener Tiara for also contributing to this discussion: See her OnlyFans accounts here and here
As always, we've got some recommendations for y'all: 'Yellowstone' on Peacock/Paramount+ (Andrew), watch Encanto in Spanish to work on your language learning skills (Laura), and subscribe to your favorite print publications if you don't want to see them disappear (Pam).
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We got some tea, but we learned our lesson about giving too many specifics in show notes, so you're just gonna have to listen.
Have we ever experienced nepotism in the workplace? Have we ever lost out on a promotion because of it?
What might be some genuine reasons for NOT getting a promotion, and how to ask for feedback.

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S8 Ep5: Inflation Explained by @BravelyGo, Book Bans Rise, Millennials Are Killing Wine Feb 09, 2022

It has finally happened: Pam was mask shamed in public. We're shook that this happened in liberal California!
We're joined this week by Kara, founder of Bravely Go, an award-winning financial education company. Kara is here to explain inflation like we're 5, and dispel some common misinformation. Check Bravely Go out on Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter!
What is inflation, who is Grandpa Money Bags, and who is Grandma glass breaker?!
Why does the federal government increase interest rates, and are there any silver linings to it for consumers?
Corporations, just like people, love blaming the government for the increased cost of goods. But is it more complicated than that?
Kara recommends checking out these episodes of Planet Money to learn more about inflation: Uncle Sam wants YOU to fight inflation and The Great Inflation.
The push to ban books is on the rise across the country– but Texas really takes the cake here: community members across 100 school districts made 75 formal requests to ban books from libraries.
Apparently any book that might make a student feel discomfort or exposes them to some hard historical truths about the USA needs to go.
We have some tips on what you can do to speak out against book banning, starting with exercising your right to VOTE!
This just in: MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING WINE.
Why do we think adults 21-34 are buying less wine than their predecessors? What can American wine companies do to meet millennials and gen z where they're at?
This week's recommendations will keep you busy: "Murderville" on Netflix (Andrew), Ozark season 4 (part 1), also on Netflix (Laura), and supporting your local libraries to check out titles on the latest round of banned book lists (Pam).
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What are some of the dumbest things we ever got in trouble for?
Dress codes were obviously a dumb thing we got punished for - what about being stabbed with a mechanical pencil?
We've learned our lesson about what gets posted in the show notes. 👀
Do we have higher engagement on Twitter than Ariana Huffington?

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S8 Ep4: Farewell to Spotify and Wordle, The Case of Lauren Smith-Fields, TikTok Unfairly Pays All Creators Feb 02, 2022

As usual, Laura starts out the episode complaining.
Neil Young and Joni Mitchell have officially pulled their music off Spotify in response to Joe Rogan's vaccine misinformation. Are we going to leave Spotify?
Were you enjoying the early-days-of-the-web feels that came with Wordle? The New York Times has already acquired everyone's favorite word game mere weeks after it gained popularity online.
SAY HER NAME: Lauren Smith-Fields went on a Bumble date and was found dead in her apartment the next day. The lack of attention this case got in the early weeks from authorities and media has reignited conversations around how missing and murdered white women will dominate headlines, while similar cases involving women of color are all too often forgotten and ignored.
Why wasn't a criminal investigation opened sooner? And we share some of our own anecdotes about dating safety.
There's a huge issue with the way TikTok is paying its creators according to Hank Green. In a video posted to his YouTube channel, he details how TikTok's Creator Fund is a very limited pool of funding for an app which has experienced explosive growth since 2020.
Could one solution be for TikTok to attach ads to creators' content, similar to YouTube? Or will we all just swipe up to skip?
#Millennial's Make a Commitment is back! We're gonna hold y'all to your educational, professional, and health goals!
This week's recommendations get a lil nerdy: Use Amazon's 'Flash Briefing' feature (Andrew), 'A Court of Thorns and Roses' by Sarah J. Maas (Laura), and 'Finding Her Edge' by Jennifer Lacopelli.
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D.A.R.E (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) isn't too pleased with HBO's 'Euphoria,' which it says "misguidedly glorifies and erroneously depicts high school student drug use, addiction, anonymous sex, violence, and other destructive behaviors common and widespread in today’s world."
This raises the age old question - is sex and violence in popular media going to promote these risky behaviors for real life teens? Or is this an over-reaction?
Is #Millennial considering making D.A.R.E parody shirts? Maaaaaaaybe. (In all seriousness, we support the philosophy behind promoting education and safe behaviors for teens, we just think D.A.R.E is kinda outdated in their approach.)

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S8 Ep3: 'When We Were Young' Fest, Pervasive Antisemitism, Neil Young Threatens Spotify Over Rogan Jan 26, 2022

Exciting news! We've got a BIG panel this week - Chloe and Micah join us, and by the end of the recording, we decide we're having an emo party in Andrew's house??
More exciting news - #Millennial is on Tiktok!
LiveNation announced the When We Were Young festival, tugging the heartstrings of geriatric emo kids everywhere. Will we go? Is it safe? Can everyone crash at Andrew's?
In the wake of the hostage situation at the Congregation Beth Israel synagogue in Colleyville, Texas, Chloe and Micah speak to their experiences being Jewish in 2022. Why is antisemitism so pervasive?
Jewish people make up 2% of the US population, yet are targeted in 55% of religious hate crimes. In the wake of these atrocities, why aren't more allies speaking up?
The perception that Jewish people "rule the world" is alive and well with many people, which perpetuates antisemitism. How do we break this cycle?
What can allies do? Speaking up is a great first step!
Neil Young is asking Spotify to kick Joe Rogan off its platform over vaccine misinformation, or else he'll leave the platform.
Is this a free speech issue? Does Spotify need to examine its own values?
This week's episode is sponsored by Felix Gray (https://www.felixgrayglasses.com/MILL), Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com and enter code mill for $100 off your first month), and Surfshark (https://www.surfshark.deals/MILL for 83% off plus three months FREE). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Micah wants to know how Andrew got lucky the other night.
Did some of Bruce or Obama's spit flecks end up in Andrew's signed book?
What things do we silently (or not so silently) judge people for? Bad tipping is an obvious first stop on this complain train, but we've got plenty to gripe about!
For dog owners, we have one important question - what color are your dog's poop bags?

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S8 Ep2: CBD Saves Us From COVID, Apple AirTags Secretly Tracking People, The CW Facing Closure Jan 19, 2022

A new study has found that CBD users have a statistically lower rate of COVID infection. None of us have had COVID... JUST SAYIN'
This week, all eyes are on the Senate as it debates voting rights and (likely) filibuster rules.
Ghislaine Maxwell, confidant of Jeffrey Epstein, was found guilty of sex trafficking a minor last month. We dig into the latest news about 8 "John Does" named in a 2015 defamation suit against Maxwell.
Prince Andrew has also returned his royal patronages and military affiliations to the Queen in light of his affiliation with Epstein and alleged misconduct.
The fate of the CW is up in the air as corporate owners ViacomCBS and WarnerMedia are looking to sell the network. Given the strong fanbase of CW's lineup, are we surprised to learn that the network was never profitable?
Netflix is hiking its prices again, which forces us to examine exactly how much we watch Netflix these days. The answer? Not much.
Be smart, be safe: Apple's new AirTags are being used by some nefarious individuals to track people unknowingly.
While this is a major security concern Apple needs to address, there are also a host of other tracking products on the market that can be used in the same way.
#Millennial's 2022: 'Make A Commitment' is back with 5 new entries!
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DoorDash is requiring all non-delivery employees to perform one "dash" a month, and some employees have feelings about it. Do we think this is an effective approach?
What is the most ridiculous thing we've ever been asked to do in a job?
From cleaning up poop to surprise overnight shifts, we've got enough ridiculous scenarios to get your blood boiling!

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S8 Ep1: Elmo v Rock is Goals, Interesting New Laws in 2022, In-Flight 'Entertainment': Holiday Edition Jan 12, 2022

Welcome back! #Millennial begins its 8th season (Andrew still doesn't like using the term "seasons" for a podcast, but too late now!)
What happened while we were gone? Elmo got into a fight with a rock, a new word game took over Twitter, and Betty White died EVEN THOUGH PAM TOLD US SHE'D LIVE TO SEE 2023. #SCANDAL
We break down the latest CDC guidance around a shortened quarantine period for those who test positive for covid.
In honor of the new year, we've got some resolutions to share... and we want to hear yours! To share your New Year's Resolution with us, click here!
With a new year comes new rules: we discuss some of the new laws going into effect locally and nationally. Will Nevada eclipse Iowa and New Hampshire by leading off primary season? Will Pam get used to composting? Do kites present a danger to airplanes?
A chartered flight of influencers from Montreal turned into a party bus when flight crew lost control of the cabin due to the rave the passengers were having on board. A woman is caught admitting she has covid via text message as she sits on a passenger jet. Which one of us would tell on her?
This week's recommendations will get your new year started off right: BBC World News (Andrew), sleep headphones (Laura), and starting a book club with a friend (Pam).
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Listener Justin points out that the sleep headphones Laura recommended give people an interesting look, and Laura shares Marc's new nickname for her.
We talk about some of our failed new year's resolutions over time. What do we think made us unable to complete our goals?
We've all learned there are healthier ways to set goals apart from basing them on the start of a new calendar year.

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S7 Ep49: Bonus Episode: To Ghost Or Not To Ghost? Dec 28, 2021

#Millennial is off this week, so instead we're releasing the latest installment of After Dark to everyone! To receive new installments of After Dark every week, pledge today at Patreon.com/millennial at the OTP level or higher. In addition to receiving lots of bonus content, you'll also be helping us run the show, so thank you!
In this week's installment of After Dark...

To ghost or not to ghost? One of our listeners asks about ghosting etiquette, and we have some nuanced opinions.
Have we ever been the ghost-er? More importantly, have we been the ghost-ee?! We share stories from our time on the dating scene.
Chloé probes for some historical MuggleCast tea, to the delight of listeners. Andrew and Laura come clean about a couple things.

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S7 Ep48: It's Party Time For The Final Episode of 2021! Dec 21, 2021

It's our final episode of 2021, and we'll be doing a year in review + making predictions for 2022! It's a crazy fun episode that goes in a ton of different directions as we wrap up the year. But first...
Chloé, our new social media manager, is joining us for this year's season finale and holiday gift exchange! She has a thing or two to teach us about not being chuegy.
Y'all heard it here first, Chloé is an amazing storyteller and shares her hilarious vaccination story.
We give our spoiler-free tractions to Spider-Man: No Way Home, and we are still so hype from this movie!!!!
Our 2021 gift exchange is chaos, as God intended.
A look back at 2021: somehow, we all kept chugging through an insurrection, continuing pandemic, being called an asshole by a complete stranger, the 90s coming back into fashion, billionaire penis rockets, and supply chain shortages. Whew!
What are we expecting in 2022? Andrew is trying to be less bleak, but still has a death prediction.
Our end-of-year recommendations will leave you feeling good: The Comfy (Andrew), being extra kind to service industry workers and tipping them fat (Laura), Millennial Loteria (Pam), and 'The Nanny' (Chloé).
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Pam has to get a grievance off her chest (for Patrons only).
To ghost or not to ghost? One of our listeners asks about ghosting etiquette, and we have some nuanced opinions.
Have we ever been the ghost-er? More importantly, have we been the ghost-ee?!
Chloé probes for some historical MuggleCast tea.

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S7 Ep47: Why Movie Dialogue is Hard to Hear, Unusual Weather, Google's 2021 Year in Search Dec 14, 2021

Andrew is trying to trigger Laura early in the show by reminding her of election night 2016, which she is yet to emotionally process.
Our 2021 physical gift for BAE Patrons was delayed due to production and supply chain issues, but it’ll be out by January! Want this awesome water bottle? Head over to patreon.com/millennial and sign up at the $10 BAE level! BAE Patrons: Please fill out the form before December 31st!
There is apparently a reason why it feels like it’s hard to understand what characters in movies are saying these days, and it’s not because we’re geriatric millennials!
When will Hollywood make sound design a priority as they’ve done for visuals?
An unusual and deadly weather system hit parts of the central and south United States this weekend, leaving dozens dead and untold damage in its wake. How does this event relate to climate change?
We check in with listeners living in and around the affected areas, and hear from Laura what it’s like to ride out a tornado.
To learn more about disaster preparedness, head to ready.gov. If you’d like to help the victims of this deadly storm system, search charitynavigator.org to find organizations that are highly rated for their transparency and effectiveness.
Andrew has our 2021 Google trends report, and learns that he needs Pam to help him fill in some of the gaps in his TikTok knowledge.
“It’s a no bones day today.”
We’ve got some feel-good recommendations for you this week: Spiderman: No Way Home (Laura), Paper Mario on Nintendo Switch (Andrew), and Snag Tights (Pam).
This week’s show is sponsored by OUAI (https://www.theouai.com and enter code MILL for 15% off), Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com and enter code MILL for $100 off), and ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/MILLENNIAL for 20% off your first purchase). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Inspired by a near-death experience (maybe a bit dramatic), Laura speaks about a moment when her life flashed before her eyes and all she could do was think “I just paid this car off!”
Andrew and Pam indulge us with their own near-death experiences, and Andrew has photo evidence for our Discord community!
Speaking of, do we care what happens to our social media profiles when we kick the bucket? Who do we trust to delete our nudes when the time comes?

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S7 Ep46: Millennials Are 'Killing' Everything, Gerrymandering Check-in, Astroworld and Concert Control Dec 07, 2021

Because you haven't seen enough Spotify Wrapped results, we're sharing ours to kick off the show this week? What on earth is an "angsty, silly" musical aura?
Omicron check in: is panic necessary? How are we keeping calm as we await more information?
Stacey Abrams announced she will be running for Governor in Georgia in 2022 - Laura shares her excitement, and why she thinks this is a killer midterm strategy.
What are millennials killing now? We discuss a viral image making the rounds on Facebook, and make predictions about what our generation will be accused of killing next.
We dive into a discussion on redistricting, and the dreaded gerrymandering that often comes every 10 years following the U.S. Census. To learn what a gerrymandered district looks like, take this quiz! To learn how your state handles redistricting, click here!
Although gerrymandering overwhelmingly benefits Republicans, we feel no political party should have a hand in shaping district maps. How can you help? By calling your members of Congress and voicing support for the Freedom to Vote Act and the John Lewis Voting Rights Act!
Travis Scott's Astroworld Festival left hundreds injured and 10 dead. The amount of footage available online has split the internet on who is to blame for this tragedy.
Have we ever been in an unsafe, large crowd situation? How did we get out?
This week's recommendations are a mixed bag! Uncommongoods.com (Andrew), "We're Here" season 2 on HBO Max (Pam), and calling your Senator to voice support for the Women's Health Protection Act (Laura).
This week's episode is sponsored by Felix Gray (https://www.felixgrayglasses.com/MILL), Public (https://www.public.com/MILLENNIAL), and Stance (https://www.stance.com). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Wedding etiquette: would you be offended if a close friend didn't include your spouse's name on the invitation?
The panel has some tea to spill on wedding drama we've been privy to.
To allow kids or not to allow kids? What will we do at our own weddings?

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S7 Ep45: America Gets Its First Female President, Does Anyone Enjoy Thanksgiving?, Holiday Travel Preview Nov 24, 2021

We've got a lot on our minds in the lead up to Thanksgiving here in the states!
Kamala Harris became the first woman President in the United States for a whopping two hours while Joe had a camera up his ass. Yay?
Pam gives us her reviews of Adele's '30' and Taylor Swift's 'Red (Taylor's Version)'.
Heading home for the holidays? We've got your Thanksgiving survival guide, with recommendations of games, TV, movies, and last minute recipes to stave off all those awkward conversations with your weird uncle.
Andrew surprises us with some original Thanksgiving poetry, and we discuss whether we actually enjoy Thanksgiving? Isn't everyone just ready for Christmas?
Speaking of the upcoming holiday, travel is expected to be kind of a disaster. Flight bookings are up 78% over 2020's numbers, and with staffing shortages, long lines, and unruly passengers, some of y'all are gonna be in for a ride when you're flying home.
Target has announced it will be permanently closing its stores on Thanksgiving moving forward - should other retailers do the same?
This week's recommendations are looking towards December holidays: Don't cheap out if gifting a home security camera to a loved one (Andrew), invest in smart plugs to make turning on your holiday lights easier (Pam), and Bath and Body Works' buy 3 get 3 free sale on 3-wick candles to make your home smell magical (Laura).
This week's episode is sponsored by Stance (https://www.stance.com) and Scrib'd (https://www.try.scribd.com/MILL for your free 60-day trial). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Andrew had to dip, so Pam and Laura are doing an intimate AMA. It's one of our longest After Darks ever!
The ladies chat about overcoming patriarchal standards of womanhood, handling instances of casual and blatant sexism, and learning what they actually like versus what society conditions women to think is important.
Since Andrew isn't here, Patrons want some tea spilled. Does Andrew have any annoying, bullshit behaviors? Is he the "boss" of #Millennial?

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S7 Ep44: A Very Good Friday, Vaccine Mandates For Kids, The Woes of Working Retail Nov 17, 2021

Andrew kicks off the show by sharing a recent instance where he was harassed for wearing a a mask.
Listeners sound off: turns out plenty of our listeners' kids do still play with physical toys.
We officially announce our new social media manager, Chloé! We can't wait to have her on the show, and are so excited to have a Gen Zer running our social media (we don't know what we're doing).
Laura's second home, Costa Rica, is the first country in the world to announce vaccine mandates for children ages 5-11.
As citizens of a country where we're struggling to get adults on board with getting vaccinated, we're envious of Costa Rica's high vaccine approval ratings.
It's not all bad news for us in the States: The FDA is likely to approve Pfizer boosters for all U.S. adults in the coming week.
We're joined by BAE supporter Camille, who's here to share her experiences in retail management, and dig into what it's been like to work retail during the pandemic.
We learned last week that a record 4.4 million people quit their jobs in September. Camille has some ideas as to why people are leaving retail.
What can employers do to entice new employees and retain existing ones?
Working retail in a country plagued by regular mass shootings is a constant source of concern, and we can all afford to be nicer to retail workers!
This week's recommendations will inform AND relax: HBO's 'Running with Beto' documentary (Andrew), shower steamers (Laura), and supporting independent businesses through Etsy this holiday season (Camille).
This week's episode is sponsored by Public (https://www.public.com/MILLENNIAL), OUAI (https://www.theouai.com and enter code MILL for 15% off your order), and Felix Gray (https://www.felixgrayglasses.com/MILL). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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In honor of our guest Camille, we're talking retail nightmares. We've all worked retail at some point, and we've got stories to tell.
Patrons submitted some of their stories too, and there are some doozies: people treating fitting rooms like toilets, and exposing employees to extremely inappropriate imagery,
Tfw customers blame you for the consequences of their not understanding what they were purchasing. Smh.

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S7 Ep43: How We Save For Retirement, Neopets Make a Comeback, Disney+ Day Preview Nov 11, 2021

Some good news to start off with this week: Congress finally passed Biden's $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill.
Daily housekeeping in hotels may never come back, and Laura's gripe about people messing up public bathrooms in establishments that are understaffed.
This week, we check in on how we're feeling about retirement. Do we think we'll get to retire, and if so, will we still be side-hustling in our golden years?
Why does saving for retirement feel so overwhelming for millennials? Living through multiple economic crises and watching Baby Boomers struggle to retire certainly isn't helping!
We've got a few resources for you to check out: If you don't have an employer sponsored retirement savings account, consider opening an IRA! We also recommend checking out some of the FREE financial guidance that may be available to you.
Childhood throwback: Neopets is still a thing, and most of its users are between 20-40 years old.
We take a trip down memory lane and remember the Furbies, Beanie Babies, and Lisa Frank velvet art posters that made us!
Disney+ is about to turn two, and the platform has lined up an entire day of new releases, previews, and more to celebrate. How are we feeling about the number of "themed" days streaming services are are hosting these days?
Do we plan on remaining Disney+ subscribers when our discounted rates run out?
This week's recommendations will leave you feeling good: JustEgg (Andrew), OXO Good Grip Extendable Tub and Tile Scrubber (Laura), and CaitlynMinimalist on Etsy for customized jewelry gift options this holiday season (Pam).
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What to do when someone you love has taken the Fox News red pill.
Pam matched with someone on a dating app who shared an... interesting personal anecdote right up front.
Laura appeared on a late-night BBC radio talk show to discuss the 20th anniversary of the first Harry Potter movie!

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S7 Ep42: Death to Daylight Savings Time, 'Wrap It Before You Tap It,' Why Facebook's Turning to 'Meta' Nov 03, 2021

Andrew has established himself as the cool neighbor by giving out full-size candy bars on Halloween!
Laura commemorates Election Day 2021 with some show and tell.
Daylight Savings Time is ending soon, and we're frustrated about changing our clocks twice a year. Why must we be thrust into darkness every winter??
While public health experts are rightly focused on curbing the COVID-19 pandemic, there is another health concern creeping up on us: Syphilis is on the rise in the United States.
Despite two prior public health campaigns to eradicate this STI, rates are climbing. How do we think the pandemic may have helped or hurt the cause?
We cover the most misunderstood headline in 2021: Facebook and the Metaverse. No, your Facebook app won't be rebranded to Meta. Yes, Zuckerberg is trying to expand his tech empire, and there is reason to be worried about it.
Not everything is black and white: there are some specific cases where Meta's 'Horizon Home' offering can be beneficial... but we have security concerns.
Look out Gen Z and younger: Zuckerberg is focusing on marketing to YOU.
This week's recommendations are rooted in beauty! Van Gogh: The Immersive Experience (Laura), Mario Party Superstars (Andrew), and Colourpop's BFF eyeliner (Pam).
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It's a BAE q&a extravaganza!
Have we ever run into an old bully in adulthood? Would we forgive them?
Does free will truly exist?
What are Pam's plans post-Hypable?
How to ask for a raise at work...
...and more!

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S7 Ep41: Vaccination Requirements at Work, 'Eternals' Sparks Spoiler Policy Debate, Rise in Unruly Passengers on Planes Oct 27, 2021

We kick the show off with an update from Laura about COVID booster shots!
In the U.S. and wanting to find out if a booster is right for you? Check out the CDC's guidance.
In bittersweet news, our Social Media manager, Jule, will be moving onto new opportunities. If you have a background in social media management and are interested in working with #Millennial and MuggleCast, email us at millennialshow@gmail.com.
In other vaccine news, thousands of workers across the U.S. would rather lose their jobs than be vaccinated. Let's remind them that they've already submitted to mandatory vaccines in order to attend our public schools.
News coming out of the ‘Eternals’ screening sent fans into a frenzy when press in attendance revealed that a pretty big name has signed on to join the MCU. Don't worry - no spoilers here at #Millennial!
Do spoilers in general bother us? Do we try to generally avoid them or do we just assume they’re unavoidable at this point?
The Federal Aviation Association is keeping a record of the numbers of unruly passengers on airplanes. As of October 21st, there have been 4,837 unruly passenger complaints this year, and 3,500 of those have been related to masking requirements.
Are masks really the root cause here, or have people forgotten how to person during the pandemic?
We've got you covered on entertainment with this week's recommendations: Nintendo 64 and Sega games now available on Switch (Andrew), 'Resident Evil 8' (Laura), and ‘Daisy Jones and The Six’ by Taylor Jenkins Reid (Pam).
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Confessional: Bad Roommates Edition.
We share some of our own roommate horror stories, and look inward to ask if we've ever been bad roommates.
BAE Choice questions: Justin asks, "In memory of Hypable — can we get more behind the scenes of its creation… and any associated MuggleNet drama?"
Andrew speaks about the dangers of entertainment sites sourcing copy written images for their content.

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S7 Ep40: The Popularity of True Crime Podcasts, Dave Chapelle and Netflix's Mistakes, Trusting Clergy on Vaccines Oct 20, 2021

On this week's episode: why people enjoy the True Crime genre, Netflix's response to ongoing controversy around Dave Chappelle's latest special, and how houses of worship could turn the tides on vaccine hesitancy in their congregations.
Please be sure to take the 2021 #Millennial Listener Survey!
Our friend John Thrasher from the podcast Shaken and Disturbed joins us for this week's episode, and we dig into why True Crime is such an appealing genre to so many people.
Since we've known each other a long time, we reflect on our podcasting careers and how they've grown over time.
Dave Chapelle is still under fire for the jokes he made about the trans community as part of his new Netflix special— and Netflix is doubling down on its support.
How could Netflix handle this controversy differently?
Roxanne Gay wrote an excellent op-ed on the Chappelle special, give it a read.
A slim majority of church-going Americans say they would trust their clergy's guidance on COVID-19 vaccines, and yet, most report their clergy haven't said anything about vaccines either way. Why?
Add some spice, entertainment, and civic duty to your life with this week's recommendations: HBO's 'Succession' (Andrew), check your state's voter portal to see what's on the ballot this November (Laura), Trader Joe's Pumpkin Spice coffee (Pam), and Marvel's 'What If?' (John).
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What would we say to our 15-year-old selves if we could travel back in time to offer advice?
Which life lessons do we think we needed to learn to be who we are today?
"Micah says taint, don't trust men."

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S7 Ep39: Pre-Emptive Defenses and Wrongful Assumptions, Rising Insomnia, Higher Shipping Rates and New Surcharges?! Oct 13, 2021

On today’s episode, we discuss a viral TikTok that addresses a unique observation about how quick people are to attack others on social media, then we’ll talk about the increase in those experiencing insomnia, and the outrageous shipping rate increases here in the U.S., and how they will affect the holiday season.

Some feedback about our spanking conversation from a couple of weeks ago inspires us to examine our blind spots, and we're thankful!
A viral Tiktok is calling out the internet behavior of attacking others online for not specifying every possible caveat to every statement made. We share our own experiences with trolls doing this to us, and question if we've ever done this to others.
As our culture evolves, is this a somewhat natural side-effect? Or can we do better?
Some experts have noted increased rates of insomnia during the pandemic, and are terming the phenomenon "covidsomnia."
Have we experienced a decrease in the amount or quality of our sleep? What do we want to try to improve it?
Listeners over at the #Millennial Facebook group sound off on their own experiences with insomnia, and share some tips for combatting it.
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy's 10 year plan to cut costs and raise revenue isn't landing well with some, especially in light of increased shipping costs and delayed delivery times this holiday season.
Will your area be impacted? Check here!
This week's recommendations will help you be prepared, entertained, AND relaxed! Buy Forever Stamps (Andrew), Nickelodeon All Star Brawl (Laura), and the 'Sleep With Me' podcast (Pam).
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It's almost Halloween, and we're feeling nostalgic for our childhood memories of trick-or-treating. Join us and the Chicago Tribune for a walk down memory lane.
How old were we when we stopped trick-or-treating? Is there an "appropriate" age to stop?
Did our parents ever have fears about our candy being tampered with?
How do we celebrate Halloween as adults?

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S7 Ep38: Goodbye to Hypable, SCOTUS Term Preview, Big Brother Contestants Push First Black Winner Oct 05, 2021

On today’s episode, Laura’s got a SCOTUS term preview, Pam talks about Big Brother, which crowned its first black winner, and we speak more about the Sunday Scaries, including how to help calm them down.
Facebook and Instagram were down for several hours today - #thoughtsandprayers to anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists.
Andrew shares a personal update about Hypable, and conversation ensues about how to know when you're ready to take a big chance.
With the composition of the U.S. Supreme Court shifting to a strong conservative majority, there are a number of issues on the docket that should make progressives nervous.
A Mississippi abortion case, gun restriction challenge, and a push to use state money to pay for religious schooling are all on the docket this fall.
For the first time in history, Big Brother crowned its first Black winner— and it’s thanks to an all Black six member alliance known as The Cookout. We dig into how this alliance between the black players this season helped push back against years of racism in the show's history.
Will The Cookout help promote lasting change in terms of diversity on reality television?
Monday is a perfect time to revisit our Sunday Scaries conversation from last week. What do we find ourselves dreading the most about an upcoming week, and how do we mitigate those scaries?
This week's recommendations will entertain you, and maybe even help keep you organized! 'No Time to Die', the new James Bond movie (Andrew), Netflix's 'Midnight Mass' (Laura), and the Erin Condren Planner (or the Recollections planner line from Michael's) (Pam).

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We've spoken a lot about romantic red flags, but what about friendship red flags?
Lack of self-awareness, constantly self-degrading, no boundaries, and arguing to argue are all red flags for us. What are your red flags, dear listeners?
When we're trying to make new friends, what positive attributes do we keep an eye out for?
Andrew learns there is another Andrew in Laura's life and is shook (jk jk jk).

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S7 Ep37: Major Hollywood Strike Cometh, Our Political Compass', Are Britney Spears Observers Hypocrites? Sep 28, 2021

On today’s episode we discuss a major strike that might happen in Hollywood, examine our ideologies through the Political Compass test, and discuss the renewed attention on Britney Spears.
Tiger King fans(?) rejoice: season 2 is coming November 17th, so we're all practicing our 'Here, Kitty Kitty' renditions.
150,000 IATSE workers are preparing to strike in demand of living wages, better benefits, and reasonable rest.
These working conditions have been the standard for years - why is now the time to strike?
We took the Political Compass test and compared our results. Pro tip: get your personalized certificate here.
Is it silly to be proud of where you were born? Do good parents sometimes need to spank their children?
Two new Britney Spears documentaries are coming out, prompting Andrew to ask - are we all hypocrites for continuing to consume this content?
Recommendations hot off the pod: Sunday Scaries podcast by Spotify and Headspace (Andrew), get your flu shot (Laura), and 'Blockbuster' from Big Potato Games (Pam).
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Does technology make it harder to be a moral person?
We realize how creepy and sad it is to social media stalk, and yet we've ALL done it. What does it say about us that we're comfortable creeping on others digitally?
Have any of us ever taken stealth pictures of someone in public? Eek.

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S7 Ep36: The Mysterious Case of the Van Life Couple, Abruptly Quitting Jobs, Fall-Themed Hard Seltzers Reviewed Sep 21, 2021

On today’s episode we ask Judge Laura for her verdict on this case of the young Van Life couple who went missing, talk about when and how to leave a job as well as going back to the workplace right now, and review Bud Light’s new Fall Flannel hard seltzers.

Micah is back!
We have so much secondhand embarrassment about the amount of time and money wasted in California's recall election, we don't have much to say except... can Californians recall recalls?
Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie embarked on a "van life" trip across America's national parks. What should have been a romantic getaway ended in tragedy, and we're left with questions. What happened, where is Brian Laundrie, and is this yet more evidence that everything on social media is fake? Plus, why was the answer likely 'murder' instead of 'breakup'?
To quit or not to quit? A Confessional writer has an unpopular opinion about those who abruptly quit jobs with little to no notice.
Related to the Great Resignation happening across the U.S., we discuss the future of work and how employers have no choice but to make flexibility a central focus of their philosophy if they want to attract top talent.
Micah shares his experience returning back to an office a few times a week, and we can't help but wonder why this is necessary for jobs that can be done remotely.
It's official: the pumpkin craze has gone TOO FAR. Andrew and Laura compare Bud Light's summer and fall seltzers and have... opinions.
This week’s recommendations are quite informative: DON’T buy Bud Light’s Fall Seltzers (Andrew), read this article about the future of work from Vox (Laura), and Ear Savers and Everyone’s a Reel Critic Pod (Micah).

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Laura is putting her working relationship with her contractor to bed. This guy has some fucking nerve!
Our Patrons kindly share some tea they'd like to spill behind our paywall. Secretly gay grandfathers, engagement news, disappointing fathers, and shit talking ensue.
Some of us need to confront some people about their shitty selfish behavior!

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S7 Ep35: Para-Social Relationships, TV Dramatizing Real World Events, 'Shang-Chi' Shunned From China Sep 14, 2021

It's a pop culture kinda week y'all! We dive into movies being shut out of China, reliving major events through dramatizations, and chat with our friend Chloe, who is a Director at a digital agency working with celebs.
But first, some updates: President Biden announces that all business with 100+ employees must require vaccinations or weekly COVID tests, and the Justice Department sues Texas over its restrictive abortion law.
In the wake of Britney Spears' dad requesting removal from the infamous conservatorship, Britney got engaged to longtime boyfriend Sam Asghari.
Marvel's Shang-Chi' doesn't have a release date in China, and it might not get one due to some old comments by star Simu Liu.
How can studios strike a balance between being progressive, but still appealing to world audiences?
We review the first episode of Impeachment: American Crime Story, and chat about how it feels to have the first major political scandal of our lifetimes dramatized for TV.
Do we feel like certain topics are being revisited for the big and small screens too soon? What current events are we expecting to see dramatized in the next 10 years?
Chloe joins the panel to share the ins and outs of managing social media presences for celebrities. We dig deep and ask questions about how involved celebs are in their social brands, the greatest challenges for digital managers in 2021, and how best to seek a career in digital management.
Parasocial relationships are the hot topic of the week - and we confess to some parasocial relationships of our own.
This week's recommendations can all be consumed in the comfort of your home! 'Lu La Rich' on Amazon (Andrew), 'Life is Strange 2' (Laura), 'Come From Away' on Apple TV+ (Pam), and 'The Repair Shop' (Chloe).
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Laura recounts a Doordash story for the ages.
Have any of us gotten into a popular show or franchise late?
Does it feel lonely watching a show after it has ended? How much FOMO we feeling?

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S7 Ep34: Looking Back on 9/11, Texas Making All The Wrong Moves, Olivia Rodrigo's Originality Drama Sep 07, 2021

On today's episode, we discuss the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, Texas making headlines in all the wrong ways, and some drama around Olivia Rodrigo's music.
Pam and Laura saw 'Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings' and provide a spoiler-free review.
This week will mark the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, which is doubly significant given the end of the war in Afghanistan.
We recount our memories of the day and the impact 9/11 had on every day life.
The most restrictive abortion law in the United States has taken effect in Texas after the Supreme Court voted not to block the law.
We dig into why this law is different from other heartbeat bill attempts, and the dangerous legal precedent it sets by placing enforcement in the hands of private citizens.
Speaking of Texas, calls to poison control are up 590% there due to an increase in usage of the drug Ivermectin to treat Covid-19. Just in case it's unclear: do NOT take farm animal anti-parasitic drugs to treat a virus. *facepalm*
Olivia Rodrigo has given up millions in royalties after adding retroactive songwriting credits, most recently for her single, "Good 4 U."
Pam brings us some examples of musical interpolation and sampling, and explains the difference between the two.
Are there truly any original songs anymore?
This week's recommendations will set you up to feel good: HBO Max's 'The Other Two' (Andrew), investing in a sound machine to help you sleep (Pam), and donating to Planned Parenthood (Laura).
This week's episode is sponsored by Public (use code MILLENNIAL to let Public.com know we sent you and receive up to $50 in free stock) and ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/MILLENNIAL for 20% off). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Laura is really sick of having neighbors.
Do we feel old yet? We look at the happier side of life from 20 years ago, and cringe at the early 2000's fashion choices that were made.
"Back in my day, teachers warned us to NEVER use Wikipedia."

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S7 Ep33: Facebook Caught Hiding Embarrassing Data, Water Shortages Out West, States Allowing Mental Health Days Aug 31, 2021

On this week's show: the most popular post on Facebook in the first three months of the year, the U.S. government’s recent water shortage declaration for those of us out west, and new bills at the state level that permit students to take mental health days.
UPDATE: OnlyFans cancels its plan to ban explicit content from their platform.
Hurricane Ida made landfall as a category 4 hurricane on the 16th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, and the remnants of the storm are passing right over Laura during this week's show.
Delta Airlines will be charging a $200 monthly insurance premium fee for all employees who are unvaccinated. Is it a slippery slope?
Facebook was avoiding releasing its Q1 transparency report, and we can see why: a potentially misleading story about COVID-19 vaccines was viewed by 53 million people on Facebook.
Does social media have a role to play in disseminating COVID-19 vaccine news? 4 in 10 Americans think so.
Is tech and media illiteracy something social media companies should be committed to tackling?
For the first time in US History, the Colorado River is experiencing a water shortage due to climate change and the ongoing drought in the region.
Andrew gives us some perspective on the positive moves his home city of Las Vegas has made to recycle water and cut down on excessive use.
Laura's a real downer and gives some perspective on an announcement put out by UNICEF and the United Nations - the lack of clean water is more dangerous than war violence.
Several states have passed bills allowing for mental health days to be a valid excuse for students to be absent from school. Did we take mental health days as students? Do we take them now?
This week's recommendations should help enlighten you (plus help you achieve some good sleep!): Read this NYT article to learn about proposed solutions to the Colorado River situation (Andrew), check out the MediaWise resources available at Poynter (Pam), and invest in some blackout curtains (if you're a vampire like Laura).
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More tea. Laura learned about a shocking connection between the two biggest loves of her life.
What would you do if you felt a friend was making a reckless decision to make a big move with no financial or job security?
Audio messages UPDATE: Andrew has now fallen victim to receiving these pesky text message stand-ins. What should he do?

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S7 Ep32: OnlyFans, Jeopardy Drama, Apple's Controversial Child Protection Features Aug 24, 2021

Andrew shares a cautionary tale about the consequences of not making a copy of your vax card.
With full FDA approval for the Pfizer vaccine, Moderna is sure to follow. Prepare for Team Comirnaty vs Team Spikevax.
Laura took a Pam recommendation this week and is here to deliver rave reviews!
With OnlyFans moving to ban the sexually explicit content that made their platform relevant in the first place, we discuss where things went wrong and the very negative impact on sex workers this move will have.
For an in-depth analysis of the OnlyFans controversy, we recommend reading this thread.
Let's give a warm welcome to our new Jeopardy host, Mike Richards!
...Actually, scratch that, Sony fucked up.
Remember friends, we all suck at something sometimes, but high level execs are here to show us even the most accomplished screw up.
Apple's soon-to-be-released iOS 15 has come under fire for its expanded child protections, which some allege infringe upon privacy rights.
What is the right answer to protecting vulnerable children while also protecting individual privacy? Apple's FAQ on the release can be found here.
This week's recommendations will keep you cool for the summer: 'Ted Lasso' season 2 (Pam), Spotify's 'Daily Drive' feature (Andrew), and Hunter ceiling fans (Laura).

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STORY TIME! Each of us has brought a personal story to the table, and man are they juicy.
How to help someone get back on the right path.
Are we afraid of people going through our belongings after we pass away?
Laura's new ritual.

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S7 Ep31: 'Disney Adults' Attacked, Does 'The Prince' Cross a Line?, Afghanistan Withdrawal Aug 17, 2021

Basic bitches rejoice: Dunkin has announced pumpkin spice season is beginning on 8/18 this year.
Andrew notes that Disney adults seem to be taking a lot of hate because they... like things?
Britney Spears' dad has officially stepped down as her conservator!
HBO Max's new animated series 'The Prince' is receiving criticism for its portrayal of the children of Britain's royal family. Should kids be exempt from satire?
With 92% of LGBTQ+ adults having received at least one COVID-19 shot, Andrew wonders if gay bars are the safest places?
Laura has a recent gay bar experience to corroborate the safety of these spaces!
California has announced that all public school faculty and staff must be vaccinated or submit to regular COVID testing.
The U.S. is officially withdrawing from Afghanistan, but we're doing it ass backwards. We break down the first big failing of the Biden administration.
This week's recommendations are a mixture of practical and entertainment: packing cubes (Pam), metal straws with silicon tips (Laura), and 'The People VS OJ Simpson: American Crime Story' (Andrew).
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Laura's gotta vent about an annoying personal situation that has been building up for YEARS!
The latest viral trend of eating frozen honey may actually cause illness and tooth damage, prompting us to reflect on viral trends we've taken part in over the years.
There is a clear difference between participating in something harmless and something potentially deadly. BE SMART!

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S7 Ep30: Happy Hour Bans, How Advertisers Track You, Using ASMR to Manage Anxiety Aug 11, 2021

A 4-decade ban on Happy Hours in Massachusetts may soon be coming to an end -- We didn't even know that some states didn't have Happy Hours! But are they as exciting as they used to be?
Olympic wrap up: America, F*** Yeah. Andrew just learned about the Olympic Sport of Racewalking, which looks like a faster version of power walking. Pam has also had her eye on Baseball and Rock Climbing.
Quick updates: The Eviction Moratorium and Student Loan Relief programs have been extended, and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is stepping down in disgrace.
#Millennial listener and Patreon supporter Ashley joins the show to discuss how the world of advertiser targeting works. We learn how advertisers follow you around the internet, and the extremely creepy ways they keep tabs on you in your everyday life. She also shares how you can protect yourself from all this tracking.
Ashley is also a firm believer in using ASMR to manage anxiety, so she explains why it's effect and her favorite videos. She recommends ASMR Magic, Caroline ASMR, ASMR Bakery, Certified Mood ASMR, James Matthew ASMR, Nourishing Noble ASMR, and Fairy Char ASMR
Pam shares thoughts on Suicide Squad, and we olds gossip about who will be come the new host of Jeopardy.
Recommendations: Andrew re-recommends the Chirp Wheel after a fresh wave of reviews come in from his family; Pam recommends Farmgirl Flowers, and Ashley recommends the compostable Pela phone cases
#Millennial listener Natalie has a coupon for listeners interested in her Custom Funko Pop! Vinyls: Visit her Etsy store and use code MILLENNIAL for 10% off!
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S7 Ep29: Laura Exposed, Switching Careers, Tumblr+ Fandom Drama Aug 03, 2021

Andrew and Publix have exposed Laura as a fraud.
A listener asks for advice on how to counsel a friend who can never seem to get a break.
Private companies are building momentum around mask requirements: Walmart, Disney, and even some local San Francisco bars are requiring masks for employees and customers. Do we think this will help curb the spread of the Delta variant?
A $1 trillion infrastructure bill may be getting a vote in the Senate soon, and we're excited for the progress!
Unfortunately, the temporary halt on evictions has expired in the United States, putting millions of tenants at risk while we're still in the middle of a global pandemic.
Tumblr wanted to remind everyone they still exist, so is trying to adopt a subscription based model for creators to charge for content.
Scarlett Johansson is suing Disney for releasing 'Black Widow' on Disney+, which she says was in violation of her contract's theatrical exclusivity agreement. What implications does this bring for Hollywood in the era of streaming?
There's some variety in this week's recommendations: Planet Coaster (Andrew), 'Never Have I Ever' season 2 (Pam), and adding a succulent to brighten up your living space (Laura).

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A first: Pam has a rage of the week, and we can really hear the rage in her voice!
Mini game: which three items did Laura's movers break or lose?
Discord AMA: how do we practice being kind to ourselves, where do we want to be in 10 years, what is our favorite starchy food, and more!

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S7 Ep28: Simone Biles, Masks Back On in America, Millennial Retirement Survey Jul 28, 2021

Andrew is shook over his encounter with a rando in an elevator. Someone must have been having a REALLY bad day.
Laura has some good news about her condo saga!
Andrew has developed a features list for the #Millennial Phone. And Gen Y can rejoice: it does not accept phone calls.
Simone Biles withdrew from the Tokyo Olympics, furthering the discussion of high-profile athletes protecting their mental health.
The CDC is now recommending that communities with growing caseloads should return to making in indoor public areas, regardless of vaccine status.
With prominent conservatives changing their tune on vaccines, we wonder if there is anything the GOP can do to unfuck the mess they've created.
Speaking of messes, Americans who rely on Facebook for COVID information are less likely to get vaccinated on average.
A majority of millennials think they'll be side hustling through retirement, which prompts us to wonder how feasible retirement will be for our age bracket.
Heavy entertainment recommendations this week: 'Ted Lasso' AND 'Schmigadoon!' (Andrew) and Bo Burnham's 'Inside.'
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Have you ever debated with yourself over whether or not a text message is passive aggressive? Then this episode of After Dark is for you!
While we take a quiz together, we share some of our real life experiences receiving passive aggressive text messages from people in our lives.

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S7 Ep27: Freedom Phone, YouTube Rabbit Holes, An Unexpected Trivia Game Jul 20, 2021

Happy birthday Pam! We hope you're drinking a lot of good coffee and doing all the things you love!
Since we're down to 2 hosts this week, we decided to keep it low-key and ask our BAE supporters what we should talk about. But first...
As the Delta variant proves to be more contagious and more deadly than its predecessor, do we think the U.S. will do anything to stave off the virus? Or are we accepting that this is just another way people die now?
Check out the FREEDOM PHONE, best phone everrrrrrr. Who wouldn't want to pay $499 for a knock-off Android phone? (JK please don't buy this, just laugh at the silly rhetoric.)
Introducing the Andy/Laura quiz game! Can we ask each other the most awkward/random questions ever? Let's find out if Andrew knows how tampons work, or if Laura knows how big her home state is.
Our BAEs want to know...
How did we come up with the name #Millennial? What other names did we consider for the show?
What are our favorite YouTube rabbit holes to fall down?
Will we be traveling overseas anytime soon?
What minor adult milestones have we hit?
...And more!
There's no possible connection between this week's recommendations so we're just gonna go with it: get a harness to leash your dog by, don't leash by the collar (Andrew) and Netflix's 'How to Become a Tyrant' (Laura).
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Our official Marvel correspondent Marc joins us for a spoiler-filled discussion about the direction of the Marcel Cinematic Universe. This is your warning: we're covering several SPOILERS in this edition of After Dark. If you don't care to be spoiled, go catch up on the MCU and we'll be here when you get back!
What connections might we draw between the Disney+ shows and the films themselves?
Which characters should we expect to see more of moving forward?
...and many, many more spoiler-y items!

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S7 Ep26: Hobbies ≠ Side Hustles, Would We Fly To Space?, Student Loan Relief Updates Jul 13, 2021

We check in on the Great Billionaire Race to Space and discuss the implications of rich douches not paying taxes and funding space travel for themselves. Yay capitalism!
Laura's rage of the week: some who adopted pets during the pandemic are returning them to shelters.
Pam was finally able to resume her morning movie theater routine, and gives a brief, spoiler free review of Black Widow.
Kevin Feige recently revealed that Marvel Studios won't be locking its stars into multi-movie contracts anymore. Do we think the Marvel brand is big enough to get butts in seats without recurring appearances from big Hollywood names?
A reminder from the #Millennial Facebook group: hobbies don't always need to be side hustles! We discuss the pressure that often comes with being good at something.
With the end of COVID-related student loan relief fast approaching, we do a check-in on the state of the student loan forgiveness conversation. Do we think the loan forgiveness can will be kicked down the road again?
Japan has placed Tokyo under a state of emergency to coincide with the Olympic games.
This week's recommendations will keep you taken care of! Making sure to keep Benadryl handy in case of an emergency (Laura), Nutpods Creamer (Pam), and stick-on blind spot mirrors for your car (Andrew).
This week's episode is sponsored by ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/millennial for 20% off your first purchase), Stamps.com (https://www.stamps.com and enter promo code MILL for a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale), and Felix Gray (https://www.felixgrayglasses.com/MILL for the best blue light glasses on the market). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Iceland tested out a 4-day work week, and it was an overwhelming success!
What would we do with the extra time if our work week was cut down to 35 hours?
Pam might use that time to rebrand herself on social, #Millennial might even join TikTok!

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S7 Ep25: Freaky UFO Report, Black TikTok Creators Strike, Size Inclusivity in Women's Fashion Jul 06, 2021

Do you believe in aliens? Some mystery objects still defy explanation, and we wonder if aliens would actually care about what we're doing on Earth.
Has anyone in the International Olympic Committee ever smoked weed? 'Cause if they had, they'd know cannabis is not a performance enhancing drug...
Is Steven Spielberg a hypocrite, or has he had an evolution of thought? After creating a public perception of trying to shut streaming content out of the Oscars, Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment has signed a deal with Netflix.
Some black creators are on strike over at TikTok, a reminder that credit for many creators is due.
We have an update on the criminal charges filed against the Trump Organization. Will they get Trump? Probably not. Will we ever stop hearing about Trump? Also probably not.
LA's City Counsel is cracking down on homeless encampments in a "compassionate approach" get people off the streets. What do we make of the move?
BAE Supporter Tiara joins us to talk fashion, women's sizing, and promoting size inclusivity. Check her out on TikTok and Instagram!
We've got plenty of recs this week to keep you busy: Silk's Oat Yeah! oat milk (Andrew), NPR Throughline's series on Capitalism (Laura), Dissect: Key Notes (Pam), and Fuller Figure Fuller Bust on Instagram (Tiara).

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What would you do if you won $1 million in one of the vaccination giveaways happening in the U.S.?
Is it fair to say most millennials' dream is basic stability?
Why property values are making the panel nervous.

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S7 Ep24: #FreeBritney (Despite Messy Remarks), Stunning New Vaccine Report, Toyota Supports Seditionists Jun 29, 2021

Pam's PSA: don't be dumb and shoot off fireworks if your area is undergoing a massive heatwave and/or drought.
Andrew shares some neighbor drama and asks if we take part in neighborhood Facebook groups.
As more details emerge about the collapse of a condo building in Surfside, Florida, it's clear this was a tragedy that did not have to happen.
#FREEBRITNEY! Britney Spears has broken her silence about the terrible conditions of her conservatorship, and we learn some disturbing details about her experience.
Instagram is testing putting suggested posts among the posts in your feed, rather than at the end of the feed. Please stop ruining Instagram!!
Conan O'Brien bids farewell to late night television as he prepares to move to HBO Max for a weekly program. We reminisce about former late night departures and which ones really impacted us.
If you need to convince a friend in the US to get vaccinated, send them this AP report that 99.9% of people hospitalized with COVID are not vaccinated.
And just in case that doesn't cut it, check out this study which says that the Pfizer and Moderna shots may be effective for years!
Toyota is a top donor to Republicans who objected to certifying the results of the 2020 election. Let's check in on where we draw the line with brands.
This week's recommendations will keep you busy! Eero wifi routers (Andrew), massage guns (Laura), following India Walton (Laura), 'This is Pop' (Pam), and Vice's 'The Story Of' Youtube series (Pam).
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Are we thirsty for friends as life gets more normal here in the US?
One of us is actively interested in making new friends, keep an eye out for Andrew's Tiktok ad seeking new friends. #yolo
When was the last time we made new friends as an adult? Do we have different 'tiers' of friends?

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S7 Ep23: Batman and the Fear of the Unknown, Anthony Mackie Calls Out Gay Head Canons, Juneteenth Education Jun 22, 2021

Let Batman live! DC thinks letting the grown man who dresses like a bat display a very normal sex life is a bridge too far.
The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops is angling to prevent Joe Biden and other pro-choice politicians from being able to take communion.
We're noticing some weird things are hyper-inflated in the market right now: lumber, chicken wings, cars, and more.
Nielsen has rolled out some new data regarding the average American's streaming habits. Do we fit the trend?
Anthony Mackie is in hot water after a not-so-eloquent response to a question about some fans wanting to see his MCU character in a romantic relationship with Bucky Barnes.
Juneteenth is now a federal holiday in the United States! We share when we first learned about Juneteenth and discuss its reception on the political stage.
Surprise Bitch! is back, and this week, we call Koen. Thank you for the lovely chat, Koen!
You know we wouldn't leave you without recommendations: LEGO Masters (Andrew), check all your sources when booking a cargo van or moving truck (Laura), and Hulu's 'The Orange Years' (Pam).
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S7 Ep22: Rising Uber/Lyft etc Rates, Ellie Kemper and Jumping to Conclusions, SCOTUS and Roe v Wade Jun 15, 2021

Warning: The age of the Millennial Lifestyle Subsidy is over.
Will we continue using Uber, Airbnb, and other convenience apps now that rates are going up?
In some good news, the G7 nations have pledged to donate over 1 billion COVID-19 vaccine doses for the rest of the world.
Ellie Kemper of "The Office" and "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" fame is the latest celebrity to get dragged on Twitter based on incomplete information.
Starbucks is bringing back its reusable cup programs! Are we getting back into leading a less wasteful life?
SCOTUS has agreed to review a restrictive Mississippi abortion law, which could diminish or outright overturn Roe v. Wade.
Florida will no longer allow schools to teach Critical Race Theory... but were they ever teaching it in the first place?
Nevada is planning to jump the line and become the first state in the U.S. to hold its Presidential primaries. Iowa and New Hampshire have been SNUBBED!
Need some new entertainment? This week's recommendations have got you: Pocket Casts (Andrew), 'Are You Scared?' (Laura), and Lorde's 'Solar Power' (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by HelloFresh (https://www.hellofresh.com/mill12 and use code mill12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping!), Stamps.com (https://www.stamps.com and enter code MILL for a 4-week trial, a digital scale, and FREE postage), and Felix Gray (https://www.felixgrayglasses.com/MILL for free shipping, returns, and exchanges). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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How knowledgable are we on the topic of cybersecurity? Let's take this quiz from Pew Research to find out!
In a mini edition of THE NUMBER we learn which cybersecurity topics are the most commonly grasped, and the most elusive.
Have we ever been the victims of a cyber attack?

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S7 Ep21: Pride Pandering, Spotify Blends Friends, Listener E-mails Jun 08, 2021

HAPPY PRIDE FROM #MILLENNIAL!!!
The brands are at it again - how do we know when a brand is sincere in their allyship?
Former government employee Donald Trump has given up on his blog after realizing no one reads blogs anymore.
Andrew needs a laugh, but Laura is doomsday prepping because she doesn't believe we've seen the end of Trumpism.
How are we tipping now compared to pre-pandemic?
We review Spotify's "Only You" roundup feature, and blend playlists with each other on air.
It's a mailbag episode, where we spend some time with the emails we haven't been able to feature on air yet!
What's the sweet spot between paying for quality news reporting and making said reporting as accessible as possible?
A simple request: Tremain wants us to talk about the future of cremation, so we have fun with some morbidity.
One listener is stuck between staying at a stable job they like, or accepting a contract position for a lot more money. What would we do?
Someone just wants to see Andrew and Laura move: do we like dancing, and how "white" are our dancing skills?
This week's recommendations are cool for the summer: Spotify's numerous Pride playlists and Orville Peck (Andrew), Mezcal (Laura), and Supergoop defense refresh setting mist (Pam).
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Laura has a condo update, and it's a good one for once!
Pam wants to know... What are some untold office rules? What's our funniest experience with a drunk person? What's our favorite cooking hack?
How do we overcome recycling fatigue, given how hard it can be to do this very important thing?
What are Pam's San Francisco recommendations?

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S7 Ep20: Laura's NOLA Highlights, How Politically Diverse Is Your Neighborhood?, 2020 Olympics In Limbo May 25, 2021

Post-pandemic to-go cocktails may be a new normal in a number of states!
While we don't have answers or solutions, we address the latest news related to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Listener of the show Natalie made amazing custom Funko pops for each of the #Millennial hosts! Check her out on Etsy and Instagram!
The White House is teaming up with dating apps to get vaccinated folks LAID!
Starbucks is considering leaving Facebook due to the amount of hate speech on the platform. Don't worry 'bucks, we think you'll do just fine without Facebook!
President Biden signed the Covid-19 Hate Crimes Act into law last week, and we dig into what the Act entails.
How politically diverse are our neighborhoods? We learn whether we live in political bubbles or not. Want to see your neighborhood's political makeup? Click here!
The International Olympics Committee drew criticism over its decision to move forward with the Tokyo Olympic Games, despite Japan (and the world) still struggling against Covid-19.
PSA: We'll be off next week for Memorial Day in the U.S., but we'll be back in June!
We've got recommendations to keep you busy while we're off next week! 'Mare of Easttown' and 'Knockout City' (Andrew), alcoholic ice pops (Laura), and Olivia Rodrigo's 'Sour.'

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It's a Discord AMA y'all! Justin kicks us off with the big questions: Do we believe in free will? What is the meaning of life?
What guilty pleasures are we slightly ashamed to admit to?
How drunk was Laura when Andrew tried to call her during last week's show?
Andrew shares a Potter fandom story too risqué for MuggleCast.
...and more!

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S7 Ep19: Becoming A Successful Author, The CDC's Maybe-Too-Soon Mask Updates May 18, 2021

This week we're joined by Andrew and Pam's friend Karen, who has successfully become a full-time freelance editor and author through the wonders of the internet.
Does the "Karen" meme annoy a real life, extremely-kind Karen?
The CDC has announced that masks are no longer required in most indoor situations, setting off all kinds of reactions. Are the updated guidelines coming too soon, or are people simply uncomfortable with change?
Instead of an immediate switch, why didn't the CDC set a date in the near future instead? Andrew has one theory.
Disney waves goodbye to the traditional 90-day theatrical window, but will continue to embrace extra fees for most of 2021.
Have we hit our streaming subscription limit?
Pam has some big personal news, and shares how Andrew was on edge about it in the last week.
How does one make it big on gig economy sites like Fiverr and Upwork? Karen shares her very successful experience and her tips on how to have similar luck.
We discuss the importance of knowing what your time and skills are worth, what happens when you Just Ask™️ for more money, and #Millennial listener Evan writes in to share the biggest challenges for authors and other online creators right now.
Check out Karen's Casey Quinn Mystery Series as well as Evan's two books, Deathless and Starless, at EvanSSullivan.com.
Recommendations: HBO Max's new series Hacks (Andrew), the online organization tool Trello (Pam), and the apocalyptic novel Dustborn by Erin Bowman (Karen).
In After Dark this week, available on Patreon, we discuss shitty workplaces environments through recent headlines coming out of The Ellen Show and the productivity company Basecamp. The latter recently banned discussing all forms of political and societal issues amongst co-workers.
Andrew reveals an embarrassing story related to watching The Ellen Show as a child.
So, what daytime talk show is actually good right now? The panel agrees on one particular show.

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S7 Ep18: Can Trump Run Without Social?, Why Disney+ is Moving Shows to Wednesdays, Americans on National Identity May 11, 2021

Can Andrew finish this week's show preview before the music stops?
Laura recounts her first weekend of semi-normality post vaccination.
Are we notable enough to be listed in the notable alumni lists for our high schools?
Facebook's oversight board has upheld its ban on former President Trump... for the next 6 months. Do we think he'll ever be allowed back on Facebook?
Can Trump run and win in 2024 without a presence on the major social media platforms?
Pew Research Center (aka Laura's bae) found that views regarding national identity have become more inclusive in the west since 2016. In this game of 'The Number' we try to guess just how much more inclusive this has become in the U.S.
The 2022 Golden Globe Awards will not air on NBC because the Hollywood Foreign Press Association came under fire for its lack of diversity and some questionable financial dealings.
Disney+ will be bucking its pandemic tradition and releasing new episodes of its upcoming series 'Loki' on Wednesdays instead of Fridays. Will we watch on Wednesday nights?
Twitter's new Tip Jar feature allows you to pay Twitter creators. Do we see ourselves using this frequently?
This week's recommendations will help you unwind: a whiskey, port wine, soda, and lime twist beverage for an alcoholic cherry coke vibe (Laura), Canned Oxygen (Andrew), Trader Joes Cold Brew Popsicles (Pam)
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Andrew finds out he's been snubbed, and also shares a cringe story.
Are we difficult people to get along with? Let's take this test to find out!
In addition to our overall scores, which characteristic did we score highest on?
Why every group needs a decisive extrovert, and how Andrew will forever be the leader on group outings.

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S7 Ep17: Andrew Returns To Normalcy, Biden's Dishonesty, The New All-Time Best Rated Movie May 04, 2021

Andrew sat in a dark room with a giant glowing screen for the first time in over a year!
A vaccine confessional reminds us that some people need to consult with their doctors before getting the COVID vaccine, and that's okay!
Pam nearly dies for her art this Mother's Day.
The Number: how many misleading claims has Biden made in his first 100 days compared to Trump's first 100 days?
Florida's state legislature has passed new voting laws that mirror GOP efforts across the country to make it harder to vote. It's time to contact your representatives!
Epic Games is taking Apple to court, arguing that Apple is running a monopoly in its App Store by forcing developers to use its App Store for payment processing and to distribute software.
Because everything is a copy of something else, major social media platforms have begun implementing their own Clubhouse-like features. We try Discord's on today's show, and Andrew's BFF Jenn joins the show!
How 'Citizen Kane' lost its groove on Rotten Tomatoes thanks to an unearthed negative review from 80 years ago.
5 arrests have been made in connection with Lady Gaga's stolen dogs, and Laura's theories are vindicated.
We've got some fresh summer recommendations this week: 'New Pokemon Snap' (Andrew), using fresh fruit in your frozen summer beverages (Laura), 'Paddington' and 'Paddington 2' (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by Stamps.com (https://www.stamps.com and enter promo code MILL for a 4-week FREE trial, plus free postage and a digital scale), Felix Gray (https://www.felixgrayglasses.com/MILL for free shipping, returns, and exchanges on the best blue light glasses on the market), and ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/MILLENNIAL for 20% off). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Listener Joe shares some feedback about how we shouldn't be too quick to judge people for using mobile devices at concerts or other events.
The FDA has announced it will ban menthol cigarettes and other mass produced varieties of flavored cigars. How do we feel about the government banning certain goods and services?
Four Loko is a perfect example of a product that still exists, but had to change the formula that catapulted it to success.

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S7 Ep16: Surprising Recycling Facts, New Census Data Reveals U.S. Trends, 2021 Oscars Review Apr 27, 2021

2020's US Census data has been published, and they specifically noted that Andrew of #Millennial is responsible for Illinois losing a House seat. How rude!
With confirmation that Captain America 4 is on the way, it's a perfect time for our thoughts on the conclusion of 'The Falcon and The Winter Soldier.'
After a short pause, Johnson&Johnson's COVID-19 vaccine is now approved for use in the U.S. again. However, the U.S. may now have more vaccines than people willing to get them.
Although the book industry did well during the pandemic, we may need to think more intentionally about supporting unknown authors.
The 2021 Oscars served as another example of awards shows resonating less and less with general audiences. Our favorite moment was Daniel Kaluuya's acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor for 'Judas and the Black Messiah.'
This week's BAE guest Hayden is here to share some facts about recycling in honor of Earth Day!
Today we learned that many plastics are not recyclable, and just how much of our recycling in the United States actually gets recycled.
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained, and maybe even save you time and money! 'Song Machine, Season One' by The Gorillaz (Laura), 'Shadow and Bone' on Netflix (Pam), check for unclaimed funds your state may owe you (Andrew), and following @gocleanco on Instagram for all the cleaning tips and tricks!
This week's episode is sponsored by Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com and enter code MILL for $100 off your first month) and HelloFresh (https://www.hellofresh.com/mill12 and use code mill12 for 12 free meals, including shipping!). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Friend of the show Sarah wants to know how we lived pre-social media. Insert lots of cringey memories about AIM away messages.
What are our most commonly used social apps these days? We learn that the panel has had some shifts in social media use since the last time we checked in.
Another friend of the show, Sara (no H!) wants to know what we think the future of mask wearing might be.

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S7 Ep15: Andrew and Laura Get Shot #2, Villain Origin Story Fatigue, Police Misconduct Apr 20, 2021

Andrew and Laura are two for two on Moderna. Laura recommends taking advantage of Office Depot's free copy and lamination of your COVID-19 vaccine card.
Dogecoin has been going insane, giving Andrew some serious FOMO.
Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate!
Facebook is adding a video speed dating feature, which forces us to examine the history of online dating.
Disney's next live action movie will tell the story of Cinderella's evil step sisters. Are we getting villain origin story fatigue yet?
Downton Abbey 2 has been announced, and will be hitting theaters this Christmas. Andrew is already prepping his crumpet recipe!
With the Derek Chauvin verdict coming any day now, more shootings of black men have made headlines. When will we collectively stop giving the benefit of the doubt to officers, but not to victims?
Marjorie Taylor Greene has egg on her face after her 'America First' caucus proposal flopped spectacularly with fellow Republicans.
Pam wants to know what the weirdest rule or law we're aware of is. Don't worry, we gotchu.
This week's recommendations are a mixed bag: Book your summer plans NOW (Andrew), Check out Holly McCormack for Congress (Laura), and watch the best (in our opinion) live action Disney adaptation, 'The Jungle Book' (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by Public (https://www.public.com/MILLENNIAL to follow us on Public and see what we're investing in. You'll even get a slice of stock when you join!) Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Pam has a rage of the week that needs to live within the safe confines of Patreon. Pop some popcorn for this one, folks!
Andrew's "I told you so" moment with one of his favorite podcasters.
For this round of BAE choice questions, we talk changing careers, Falcon and Winter Soldier, and more!

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S7 Ep14: YouTube's 'Dislike' Debate, Andrew Needs an Internet Handle, Pro Tips For Sketchy Venmo Payments Apr 13, 2021

According to the CDC, all the wiping down of surfaces we've been doing for the last year may not have had much of an impact on the pandemic. But when Laura reminds everyone that feces is everywhere, the panel is down to keep it up.
Pam's got some small town poultry drama.
YouTube is testing hiding the 'dislike' count on videos, prompting the question, "what does a dislike actually tell us?"
Andrew doesn't want to get murdered for talking smack while gaming, so he asks for help in deciding on a new internet handle.
We're half-way through 'The Falcon and The Winter Soldier,' and 2/3 of the panel is loving it, plus some spoiler-free talk.
Prince Philip passed away at the age of 99 last week, signaling the end of an era for the British Royal family. Also, people are using it as an excuse to blame Meghan Markle for yet another thing.
Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida is in hot water after some questionable venmo payments to young girls.
Keep an eye on this: multiple pieces of anti-trans legislation are on the table in 20 states. View a breakdown here.
We're maybe a little... basic on recommendations this week? Try using 'Amazon Day' shipping to put less pressure on Amazon employees (Andrew), Aeropress (Pam), and Feisty Diet Coke (Laura).
This week's episode is sponsored by Honey (https://www.joinhoney.com/MILL to join Honey for FREE). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Andrew has an update on a previous gripe he shared about some irresponsibility.
According to Forbes India, millennials are shunning credit cards. We're three millennials who have credit cards, so we're here to share our experiences and best tips!
What have we found to be the most effective strategies for managing our credit? What mistakes have we made?

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S7 Ep13: Millennials Hit 40, 'Game of Thrones' spinoffs galore, Businesses Leaving Georgia: The Right Call? Apr 06, 2021

The oldest millennials are turning 40 this year, and we say BRING. IT. ON. BABY. (But maybe keep your shitty hot-take headlines to yourself.)
The CDC says vaccinated individuals can travel at 'low risk' to themselves - meaning that travel is going to be absolutely bonkers this summer.
Pam and Laura are already planning a coordinated cringe watching party of 'Selena: The Series' part 2, Andrew is already seeing himself out the door.
'Game of Thrones' spinoffs are headed our way by the boatload. Is anyone feeling Westeros fatigue?
AMC might be bouncing back in the stock market for the first time since r/wallstreetbets beat hedge funds at their own game.... and they have 'Godzilla vs. Kong' to thank.
RIP Yahoo! Answers. Where will we go now to stress search for answers to all of life's existential questions?
The trial of Derek Chauvin, the officer responsible for the death of George Floyd, is under way - do we think justice will be served?
The MLB is pulling this year's All-Star game out of Atlanta due to Georgia's recently passed slew of new voter restrictions. Pam and Laura give you all the inside baseball on Georgia's new voting law, and, well... baseball!
It's all entertainment in this week's recommendations: 'Rock the Block' on HGTV (Andrew), 'Ted Lasso' on Apple TV+ (Pam), and 'Crash Bandicoot: On The Run!' for iOS and Android (Laura).
This week's show is sponsored by ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/MILLENNIAL to get 20% off your first order). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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An article over at Mic.com suggests that shrinking friend circles during the pandemic may not be such a bad thing.
What's it like to break up with a friend, or to have one break up with you?
Will friendships that drifted apart this last year come back together when the world goes back to normal?
We think about the relationships that have grown stronger over the course of the pandemic for a heartwarming moment.

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S7 Ep12: Peeping Pam, A New Era For Streaming?, An AAPI Community Member's Lived Experience Mar 30, 2021

Andrew has a bone to pick with SDCC over their decision to hold their convention over Thanksgiving weekend this year.
Pam's neighbor drama made her an unwitting peeping Tom.
Disney has announced that 'Black Widow' and 'Cruella' will debut on Disney+ the same day as their theatrical release. Will any of us pay the $30 premier access fee on top of our Disney+ subscription? Andrew's concerned about these extra fees becoming the new normal.
What's with all the gritty reboots? Do we really need to see the Powerpuff Girls working through their childhood trauma?
Laura delivers some solemn news: Delta 8 may be legal for now, but some states are cracking down.
Listener Michelle joins us to discuss her experience as a member of the AAPI community over the course of the pandemic. She brings with her some examples of coded language and racial stereotypes she recommends we keep an eye out for.
Michelle also recommends: PBS: Asian Americans, bystander intervention training, and supporting our local Asian-owned restaurants and businesses.
Tired of getting Zoom-ready? Tell your boss you want to leave your camera off to save the planet!
In some good news: Moderna and Pfizer are proving to be 90% effective in real-world settings two weeks after the second jab, and chances of being an asymptomatic spreader are low.
This week's recommendations will give you plenty to do: 'Lupin' on Netflix (Laura), the new co-op game 'It Takes Two' (Andrew), and Try Guys' 'We need to talk about Asian hate' video (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com and enter code MILL for $100 off your first month) and Stamps.com (https://www.stamps.com and enter promo code MILL for a 4 week free trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Can you tell the difference between human and AI generated content? Quiz yourself here.
Are three brains better than the one that achieved the best score of 13/21 on this? Probably not.
We have some tips and tricks you can use to help discern between human and AI generated content courtesy of Reuters.
Laura reveals her "surprise" to the panel, and it is indeed pretty freaky.
Andrew's not happy with someone close to him who is breaking pandemic guidelines early.

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S7 Ep11: Our Vaccination Reviews, 'Falcon and the Winter Soldier' and 'Justice League' Reviewed, Instagram For Kids Mar 23, 2021

We kick this week's show off with some good news - our panel is beginning to get vaccinated! Laura provides her review of the first Moderna shot mere hours after receiving it.
Spring breakers are ruining March again. What about "global pandemic" do these beachgoers not understand?
Pam got stitches (but don't worry, she's no snitch!).
It's a big week for DCU and MCU fans: The Justice League (Snyder Cut) and Falcon and Winter Soldier have dropped on HBO Max and Disney+.
Does the Snyder Cut have any business being 4 hours long? We'll leave that for the fans to decide.
Our first impressions of Marvel's Falcon and Winter Soldier, spoiler free!
An Instagram for kids could be coming to the app store, which prompts us to reflect on our own adolescent usage of the internet and social media.
A horrific shooting in Atlanta has left 8 dead, and provided yet another example of the deadly intersection of gun violence and discrimination.
We recommend the following resources to show your support for the Asian-American Pacific Islander community: StopAAPIhate.org and the Stop Asian Hate gofundme.
Hawaii is considering charging hikers for their own search and rescue missions if they don't follow the rules. Is there a discernible difference between a genuine accident and someone just being stupid?
Incoming Editor in Chief of Teen Vogue Alexi McCammond has stepped down after her racist tweets from high school surfaced. Where do we draw the line between giving people the chance to do better, and saying enough is enough?
We've got some entertainment recs and a good adulting tip in this week's recommendations: the Oscar-nominated 'Nomadland' (Andrew), invest in a First Aid kit and keep it stocked up (Pam), and 'Bag Man' by Rachel Maddow and Michael Yarvitz (Laura).
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Where do life goals end, and career goals begin? How much overlap is there for us?
What are our non-negotiables when considering a new job or project? What won't we compromise for our careers?
Pam has a story about an attractive job offer that would have required her to give up other freelancing, and why she turned it down!

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S7 Ep10: Laura's Vaccination Is Set, Biden Makes Bold Bets, Netflix Cracks Down on Password Sharing Mar 16, 2021

PSA / Rage from Andrew: No one wants to hear your music out in public, especially in peaceful settings.
A couple of members of our panel have successfully signed up for vaccine appointments! Check your state's eligibility requirements or sign up for a waitlist here!
President Biden gave a primetime speech marking the anniversary of when COVID got real in the United States. In it, he predicted Americans could gather in "small groups" to celebrate the 4th of July. Do we think we'll be ready?
Andrew is already over all of this '1 year' talk - do we really want to mark the anniversary of a pandemic we're still living in?
Though the momentum looks to be positive, progress is inconsistent from state to state. We compare and contrast the responses from our states, and discuss how isolating it feels to take the pandemic seriously when you live somewhere that isn't.
Netflix is testing cracking down on accounts sharing passwords by limiting access to a specific household. We know, Netflix, times are rough and you've gotta find a way to make ends meet. 🙄
Megan Thee Stallion, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and HER had a great night at the 2021 Grammys, but Grammys viewership has continued to drop.
Pam and Laura have a bone to pick about the Grammys doing Selena dirty!
This week's recommendations should make you feel good: HiDrB.com to get on the vaccine waitlist (Andrew), Eloquii jeans (Laura), and Supergoop superscreen daily moisturizer (Pam).
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It's a music nostalgia week in honor of the Grammys. But first, let's take an awards show fashion quiz and fail it miserably.
We reminisce about the first CD or cassette tape we remember purchasing. Yes, we said cassette tape.
Naturally, this leads us into a round of 90s nostalgia, and we wonder if kids today get as hype about McDonald's Happy Meals as we did?
Do we have any musical phases we're embarrassed of now?

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S7 Ep9: AAPI Hate Crimes, WandaVision Reactions, Internet Accessibility Across America Mar 09, 2021

We recorded this latest installment on International Women's Day, and we kick off the show with a reminder of the importance of intersectional feminism.

#Millennial has new artwork, courtesy of Emily Kardamis! What's that thing on the table??
We're (finally) going to be seeing an additional round of stimulus checks, but fewer people will receive them this time.
Special thanks to listener Michelle for providing resources about the increase in hate crimes towards AAPI (Asian American Pacific Islander) Americans.
Advocacy group Stop AAPI Hate has documented 2,800 cases of anti-Asian hate instances over the course of the pandemic. Read their press release here.
Why is there such a gap between the FBI's reporting and the amount of hate-based discrimination experienced?
Our WandaVision review is spoiler-free, but Laura recommends re-watching Doctor Strange if you're feeling confused.
Tfw when you sit down for the new Tom & Jerry movie on HBO Max, but get part 1 of Zack Snyder's 'Justice League' instead. Oops.
We react to Harry and Meghan's bombshell interview with Oprah, but we're not shocked that institutions of royalty are racist af.
Who's really running the show, and shouldn't the buck stop with the Queen?
BAE supporter Kayla joins us to raise the issue of internet accessibility for rural populations in the United States.
Since internet is classified as a utility, shouldn't we treat it like one?
Laura tries to find common threads to connect recommendations, but who are we kidding? We're all over the place this week: Buy AppleCare (Andrew), Lipslut.com (Laura),‘Billie Eilish: The World’s A Little Blurry’ on Apple TV+ (Pam), and magsafe PopSocket adaptors for your new Magsafe compatible iPhones (Kayla).
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We've got more group interview questions! Do we think the internet has been more positive or negative for humanity?
"What is your favorite smell?" elicits some.... debatable answers (gasoline, cigarette smoke?).
What is that warm, homey smell we notice on people sometimes? Would we ever say anything?
We reminisce about the adventure time we had as kids exploring our worlds.

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S7 Ep8: Tipping Culture, Do We Like The New Vaccine?, Voter Suppression, Pandering At The Golden Globes Mar 02, 2021

This week we discovered each of us has a catch-phrase?! Listen to find out what they are!

Is tipping culture out of control? How do we handle situations where it's unclear whether tipping is appropriate? Andrew shares a recent story.
With Johnson & Johnson's vaccine receiving emergency FDA approval, conversations abound about vaccine preferences. Do we have one?
Andrew considers a pilgrimage to Gila County, Arizona for a shot at the vaccine.
San Diego Comic Con has already canceled its in-person July convention, but will host an in-person event in November. Will we be over the trauma of mandated isolation by then?
Laura issues a Cuomo correction, but Gov. Cuomo is still in some shit.
A Georgia Tale: Battleground State, Voter Suppression Fuckery.
We detail how Georgia Republicans have been for expanding easy access to voting, until they decided they didn't like the way people were voting.
A new Equality Act has passed the U.S. House of Representatives, and would enshrine nondiscrimination practices into law for sexual orientation and gender identity (no one tell #jkr).
United States Postal Service vehicles are getting an upgrade, prompting many to wonder: are they derpy or cute?
Paramount+ has unveiled its upcoming slate of programs... and they. are. all. revivals. or. spinoffs.
Pam reminds us that progress can be frustratingly slow in light of the 2021 Golden Globes.
Lady Gaga's dog walker might need a raise after being shot when defending her pups from a dog napper. Do we think the thief knew they were Gaga's dogs?
We're all over the board with this week's recommendations: Toaster oven air fryers (Andrew), HBO's 'Allen v Farrow' (Laura), and 'Ma Rainey's Black Bottom' (Pam).
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Surprise Bitch! victim and epidemiologist Elizabeth graciously answers our most burning questions about the COVID-19 vaccines.
Pam wants this group of friends to learn more about each other, and she's ready with questions!
What did we imagine being 30+ years old would be like? Could we even picture it?
What's our code behind having (or not having) tattoos?
...and more!

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S7 Ep7: Most Annoying Phrases, Fled Cruz and Winter Storm Uri, Clubhouse Feb 23, 2021

What's a phrase people say all the time that you hate? We "did a thing" and got feedback LIVE on air! And friend of the show Shane brings some Los Angeles sunshine to the panel this week!

It's happening again: people continue to cause destruction by celebrating their unborn babies' genitals via explosion.
Do we wish ill on anyone? No. Do we care that Rush Limbaugh died? Also no.
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is under fire after the state Attorney General released a report indicating that Cuomo's office underreported the number of COVID-related nursing home deaths. Can we sympathize with his position?
Winter Storm Uri has devastated much of the southern and middle United States. Particularly in Texas, where the power grid has been deregulated for two decades because dErEGuLaTiOn MeAnS fREedOm.
As if the human and infrastructure toll wasn't bad enough, consumers are now having to fight power bills for tens of thousands of dollars.
Flyin' Cruz, Cancun Cruz, Fled Cruz: how many names can we come up with for a Senator for abandoning his state in the middle of a crisis?
Meanwhile, AOC and Beto O'Rourke have picked up the slack for Ted to show Texans what real leadership looks like. Remember, Texas: y'all can vote this fucker out in 2024.
Dolly Parton says "thanks, but no thanks" to a Tennessee state Capitol proposal for a statue of her likeness.
Do we allow smartphone apps to track us? We don't think so... but maybe, kinda sorta.
Can we just get a villain origin story that doesn't try to humanize the villain for once?
Clubhouse: what we like, what we're confused about, and whether or not you're missing out by not having early access.
We've got a little bit of everything in this week's recommendations: Follow @NASAPersevere for the adventures of a real-life Wall-E (Andrew), Gino's pizza in Atlanta (Laura), Silicone popcorn poppers (Pam), and 'The Warmth of Other Suns' by Isabel Wilkerson (Shane).

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What the hell did Armie Hammer do, and how does it relate to online dating?
Will someone this rich and connected actually face consequences for his actions?
We cover some of our Patrons' cringiest online dating stories, and they remind us of a few of our own.

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S7 Ep6: Bye Bye Tight Jeans, Bucket List Items, Gina and Joss Cancelled Feb 16, 2021

A polar vortex has struck the southern United States and skinny jeans are out.

The gang reacts to the fashion trends Gen Z says make us "old." 😂
Pam is thankful to all the fast food joints for reminding her it's almost Lent with their fish alternatives.
We ask our Discord community: what is something you've done that you recommend everyone add to their bucket list? (Thanks Idea Guy!)
The perks of traveling and exploring alone. Ahhhhh...
Be sure to check out our latest BREAKING NEWS installment for our immediate reactions to the impeachment trial acquittal over the weekend.
What is the future of the Republican party? Will they split, or fall into line?
A Utah school told parents they could opt their kids out of their Black History Month curriculum, prompting us to examine our own schooling experiences on this topic.
Vaccine tourism is ramping up with tens of thousands crossing state lines to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Would we do the same?
This week in canceled: Joss Whedon and Gina Carano being held accountable for their patterns of toxic behavior.
Taylor Swift is kicking off her massive re-recording project with "Taylor's Version" of 'Fearless!'
We've got a little bit of everything for this week's recommendations: 'Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar' (Andrew), The Last of Us's 'Left Behind' downloadable content (Laura), and Rodgers & Hammerstein's 'Cinderella' on Disney+ (Pam).
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What's the worst piece of advice you've ever gotten? We've got some doozies!
"Accept less money or your husband will feel emasculated" excuse me wut?
Pam and Laura remember all the times a well-meaning adult told them boys were mean to them because of a crush.
How poor self-esteem can translate to some pretty terrible advice giving.
A "gay" handshake. Wtf?

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S7 Ep5: Super Bowl Reactions, Cutting the Vaccine Line, Olivia Wilde's 'No Assholes' Policy Feb 09, 2021

Did we all watch the Super Bowl? You know we didn't. But did we have some thirsty moments with those commercials? You know we did. 👀

Laura prepares to ask Elon Musk if she can pay for a trip to Mars with Dogecoin.
COVID cases have been steadily trending down - what do we make of this development?
Trump's second impeachment trial begins TODAY. Are we subjecting ourselves to the political theater?
Democrats are split on the subject of means testing for the next round of stimulus payments, and we call BS on lowering the qualifying income thresholds.
Smartmatic has filed a $2.7 billion lawsuit against FOX News for spreading misinformation and lies about the 2020 election outcome.
Are we surprised that celebrities and the uber wealthy are finding ways to cut the vaccine line?
Multiple Gamestop stock projects are in the works, including at HBO. Why do we need another show about something we're actively living?
Olivia Wilde has a "no assholes" policy as a director, which appears to have led to the firing of Shia Lebouf last fall. What other toxic workplace trends can Hollywood work to create accountability for?
Some California lawmakers really want Disneyland to reopen, and we have mixed feelings as a panel.
This week's recommendations will make you feel good: Super Mario 3D World (Andrew), Generation G lipstick by Glossier (Laura), and 'Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist' (Pam).
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We review the New York Times documentary "Framing Britney Spears."
It's tragic to consider all the mixed signals being sent Britney's way when she was a literal minor, especially considering it doesn't seem she was adequately protected.
Do we believe Britney wants out of her conservatorship?
What do we make of the representation of the #FreeBritney movement?

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S7 Ep4: Student Loan Forgiveness A Bad Thing?, How Our Relationship to Politics Has Changed, Netflix's Bad Recs Feb 02, 2021

We're back-to-back with Micah appearances on #Millennial - he had more to say, so we're here to listen!

Kicking off Black History Month right, Stacey Abrams has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize!
Who thought we'd ever regret not investing in GameStop?
Professor Micah oversees our bastardized explanation of what happened with the stock market last week, and we share our thoughts on responsible investment.
Micah sticks to trading on the stalk market in Animal Crossing, and Laura bet a few dollars on Dogecoin.
We unpack an unpopular student loan forgiveness opinion from the Confessional, and a multifaceted conversation ensues about how complicated this issue is.
Are federal student loans representative of predatory lending by the government?
How has our relationship with politics changed over the last few years? We're more critical, more locally focused, and setting more boundaries with our consumption of cable news.
Netflix is bringing a "shuffle play" feature to life in early 2021, which will allow streamers to opt into a shuffle cycle of content that Netflix deems relevant to us based on our watch history.
Even though the shuffle option will allow you to skip items you're not feeling, how much confidence do we have in Netflix's recommendations algorithm?
Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett have recorded a new album, but will also be featured in a documentary about Bennett's struggle with Alzheimer's.
Our recommendations are all over the place this week: Pick up your dog's shit (Andrew), 'Anything for Selena' (Pam), Laura and Marc's WandaVision Q&A (Laura), and 'The Alchemyst: The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel' (Micah).
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What is making New Year's resolutions feel so difficult this year?
We revisit 2020's resolutions, and how they went off the rails.
Is being a professional pothead a bad thing? Laura's certainly drinking less booze.
Micah provides some great tips to stay motivated and hold ourselves accountable.
Somehow we go on a tangent about Oat Milk. NO IDEA WHY!

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S7 Ep3: Biden's First Week, Laura Fights A Gas Station, GOT and HP Spinoffs Cometh Jan 26, 2021

Welcome back, Micah! Last time you were on, the pandemic was bad. This time... it's still really bad.
Biden week 1 scandals: wears a rolex, has a Peloton, didn't wear a mask at a family-only event... when will the tan suit scandal hit?
PSA: Don't feed your dog grain-free food. Andrew laments the parental advice that got him here, and recommends further reading from the American Kennel Club and DogFoodAdvisor.com to make sure your pup is on a healthy diet.
Laura and her neighbors are fighting a potential gas station development across the street, but Andrew thinks Laura would love a view of Chevron out her bedroom window.
Here we go again: House managers delivered an article of impeachment to the Senate, where the second impeachment trial of Donald Trump will happen in the next couple of weeks.
President Biden has been busy signing executive orders, including substantive protections for DACA recipients and reversing Trump's transgender ban in the military.
Mitch, you're in no position to strongarm anyone. An hour after we finished recording this episode, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer gave us exactly the kind of response we wanted to see to McConnell's continued demands to protect the filibuster.
Laura's Rage of the Week: Africa may not receive widespread COVID vaccinations until 2022 or later.
Misinformation about election fraud has reportedly dropped 73% on Twitter since Trump was banned. What other avenues do we foresee the orange menace pursuing to keep his brand alive?
With a slew of movies being delayed again, we wonder if we'll ever feel comfortable sitting in a movie theater again.
Micah fills us in on the upcoming Game of Thrones spinoff series, Tales of Dunk & Egg.
A Harry Potter series is reportedly in the early stages of development at HBO Max. We'd love to be excited, but can't ignore the bigoted elephant in the room. #JKR
It's all entertainment recommendations this week: Rocket League (Andrew), The Forest (Laura), and 'Ripper Street' (Micah).
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MuggleSuck AMA, Micah edition. It's our first time getting Micah's perspective on the early days of working on a prominent fansite, and the tea is hot.
How did we handle working for a business where the adults in power didn't have our best interests in mind?
Andrew reveals new information that has Laura and Micah wide-eyed.

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S7 Ep2: Andrew's Bumble Scandal, WandaVision Reactions, WTF Trump News Jan 19, 2021

The second week of 2021 wasn't... as bad? Maybe?

The Bumble scandal: Andrew believes his photo was stolen to make an imposter account. (Little does he know...)
CELEBRATE: your federal student loans will not go into repayment at the end of the month!
What's in Biden's $1.9 trillion covid relief package? We go over the deets, and Laura complains about the Democratic infighting already happening.
Not content with the amount of whataboutism that's happened so far this year, Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO) compared inflammatory comments by Robert De Niro, Kathy Griffin, and Madonna to the actual armed insurrection perpetuated by Trumpian, white supremacist terrorists.
WTF News makes its 2021 debut: the Trump admin lied about having vaccines in reserve, taxpayers have been paying $3,000 a month for Javanka to refuse use of bathroom facilities to their Secret Service detail, women on Bumble have been conservative catfishing to identify and turn in insurrectionists, and members of Congress may have lead "reconnaissance tours" in the days before the attack on the Capitol.
Who should become the new, permanent host of Jeopardy? Andrew has opinions.
We've got some spoiler-free thoughts on the first two episodes of WandaVision - all is not as it seems!
How could Marvel Studios bring Chris Evans back for more Captain America without it seeming like a cash grab?
We've got all the entertainment you'll need in this week's recommendations: 'Promising Young Woman' (Andrew), backyard.co (Pam), and Hunt a Killer (Laura).
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We dive into a new study at Pew Research Center, which looks at the current state of online harassment.
With most U.S. Americans saying social media companies are doing a poor job moderating bullying on their platforms, what changes do we think might help?
We share the online harassment we've seen first hand, but also turn the scipt on ourselves: is it possible we've ever bullied someone online?
Patrons sound off and share their own stories, proving that social media is, indeed, a dumpster fire.

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S7 Ep1: Free Speech, Burned Bridges, Misguided Star Wars Execs Jan 12, 2021

We're back! 2021 is already a wash, so we'll see you next year. Kidding... kind of.

Over the last couple of weeks, 2020 was put behind us, the internet fell in love with Bridgerton, Trump successfully found voter fraud (his own), Georgia got the redemption arc it deserves, and we came close to a coup. #America
Laura finally listened to Folklore and Evermore, Pam finally met her niece, and Andrew heard some of the latest MAGA conspiracy theories.
A Confessional writer asks if they should care that they burned bridges with their friend's racist husband. NOPE.
We revisit the attack by white supremacist terrorists on our nation's Capitol in light of new details. To hear our initial reactions when the story was breaking, click here.
As if the scene wasn't horrifying enough, recent details indicate that the Capitol was intentionally under-protected, and some members of law enforcement participated in the attack.
How should the Biden administration and 117th Congress respond to this act of domestic terror?
For the "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd: the 1st amendment doesn't protect you from Twitter showing you the door. Byeeeeee!
1C? 2A? 1DK? Where are we in line for the vaccine?
A Lucasfilm exec mocked a Star Wars fan's emotional reaction to the season 2 finale of The Mandalorian. In other news, why does this guy work for LucasFilm?
Everything is fake: some of those fancy book collections you've seen in people's at-home set ups are professionally curated to give the appearance of snobbish intellectualism.
How much is your favorite comfort TV show worth to you? Some are spending hundreds a year to keep watching The Office on Peacock.
This week's recommendations will keep you entertained while you isolate at home from the pandemic and the cult of Trump: Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (Andrew), Supermassive Games' 'Little Hope' (Laura), and Disney's 'Soul' (Pam).
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Surprise Bitch! victim Elise fills us in on what it's like to explain to Gen Zers that podcasts were not cool with the youngs back in the day.
Speaking of Gen Z, let's be those old people who have fun with TikTok trends:
What is a video that lives in our heads rent free?
What is a piece of information it feels illegal to know?
Where are our high school bullies now?
...and more!

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S6 Ep47: Goodbye 2020, Cameo Gift Exchange, A Measly Stimulus Dec 22, 2020

It's the season 6 finale of #Millennial, and you know what that means! Secret Santa, a year in review, and a look ahead to 2021.

Andrew reminds us that each year has been worse than the one that preceeded it, so... buckle up.
Laura recounts the experience of her self-administered COVID-19 test and does not recommend.
We used Cameo for this year's Secret Santa exchange and the results are GOLD. New #Millennial tradition?
A #Millennial Year In Review: all the shit you remember, plus a few surprise reminders of things that did happen this year, even though they feel like a million years ago.
We each make one 2021 prediction, and we're (mostly) optimistic in our forcasting.
In our final Joementum update of 2020, Newsmax doesn't want to be sued, Laura complains about the lack of focus on Russian cyberattacks, Pence's "Guardians," and please for the love of God vote in the January 5th runoff if you're registered to vote in Georgia!
Pence got penetrated by the COVID vaccine on camera. Did he get Mother's permission?
"Happy Holidays! Here's $600 for the last 8 months of misery, go get yourself something nice." -Congressional Republicans
Want to get your 2020 feelings out? Join us and yell into the Icelandic wilderness here.
This week's recommendations are winter coziness with a side of murder: The Comfy (Andrew), treating yourself (Laura), weighted blankets (Pam), and HBO's "Murder on Middle Beach" (Jule).
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Burn motherfucker, BURN! We light a fire and metaphorically cast every shitty thing from 2020 into the flames.
Patrons contributed their own submissions, so we burn those too for a cathartic look back at the litany of suck that was this year.

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S6 Ep46: The Biggest (And Weirdest) Searches of 2020, Reboot Mania, Marvel's TV Announcements Dec 15, 2020

After six agonizing weeks, the election is finally over. We don't expect Orange Julius to admit it though, so let's gather 'round for some catharsis as we near the end of this dumpster fire of a year.

Taylor Swift 2020 album releases: 2 -- Government stimulus checks: 1(?) 😭
Andrew and Pat are baking cookies for Pam and Laura, but they'll need to play a little game when they eat them.
Last week's BAE guest Kailey raises an excellent point for allies to remember about protecting trans folks' privacy.
Google That Shit: End of Year Edition. (Everything is a TikTok trend.)
Following a week of rumors, Attorney General Bill Barr has announced he's leaving his Trump Administration post. Does he think if he leaves before the end he can get the stink off himself?
SCOTUS rejected Texas' attempt to subvert election results in swing states, and we welcome the new states of New California and New Nevada to the union. 🙃
Georgia voters: early voting for the Senate runoffs is open NOW! Find your early voting location or monitor your absentee ballot status here.
The FDA approved emergency authorization of the Pfizer-BioNTech covid-19 vaccination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We all have major vaccine FOMO. Can we have the vaccine for Christmas, please?
Reboots and revivals: do we love them, or are we burned out on them?
What can we do to support original storytelling and get studios off the bandwagon of regurgitating the same ideas over and over?
Marc is back to school us on the Game Awards and Marvel's multiverse!
Indie game developers have had a good year, and are getting more recognition than ever. It comes down to accessibility and how addictive a game is.
We've got some recommendations to keep you busy over your holiday break: Hulu's "Happiest Season" (Andrew), HBO's "The Vow" (Laura), Netflix's "Dash & Lily" (Pam), and playing an indie game like Among Us, Hades, or Phasmophobia (Marc).
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I Have An Amazing Opportunity For You, But First You Need To Leave Your MLM Cult!
What to say to a friend to make them realize they're part of a pyramid scheme.
A Confessional writer is hoping their relationship ends, and we've got some advice.
The NYPost needs to be shot into the sun for doxxing a paramedic for her OnlyFans account.

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S6 Ep45: #6x45: Spotify Wrapped, Where We Are In Line For the Vaccine, Work / Life Balance Dec 08, 2020

We're back and over the turkey hangover, and boy, has a lot happened while we've been off!

Andrew makes his case for why sharing a Spotify account is a bad idea.
For once, they can't blame millennials for killing an industry: Warner Bros. has announced all of its 2021 releases will debut on HBO Max to coincide with their theatrical release dates.
Elliot Page announced that he is trans in a heartfelt letter shared on his social media. We're so proud of and happy for Elliot!
Pam and Laura give their spoiler-free take on Netflix's Selena: The Series as lifelong fans of the late Tejana star.
In Joementum 2021 and sad Trump attempts to steal the election, more bad news for the Trumpster: Attorney General Bill Barr says there's no evidence to overturn the result of the election, AND he's considering stepping down soon. Sad!
Georgia, you can request your absentee ballot here, and early voting for the Senate runoff begins on December 14th! History has its eye on us, so let's flip this bish!
Rudy Giuliani picked up a drunk Karen when he realized they needed a start witness at a Michigan oversight hearing, and somewhere along the way also picked up Miss Rona.
We find out where we might find ourselves in line for the vaccine, which several states are beginning to roll out in mid-December.
Letitia Wright deleted her social media after sharing a video containing misinformation about COVID-19, as well as transphobic and climate denier viewpoints. Was she really "using her brain?"
The Number is back, and it's another Pew Research edition! What percentages of U.S. Americans would get the coronavirus vaccine if it were available today?
$200 sex toys - a responsible investment?
Do we feel old yet? What businesses do we remember from our youth that are no more?
This week's BAE guest Kailey joins us to talk side hustles and the ever-elusive work/life balance!
Need to unwind or get some retail therapy? We've got you with this week's recommendations: 'Bad Moms Christmas' (Andrew), Floor & Decor (Laura), Sephora's perfume sampler (Pam), and Created By Megan Elaine on Etsy (Kailey).
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Here comes the Thanksgiving drama: divorced parents and a family member struggling with acceptance.
A scientist has told us Airbnbs are relatively low risk, so we're packing our bags!
A discussion on impactful pop culture moments takes us down memory lane. Who still has all their beanie babies?!
Anyone still laughing at those teachers who wouldn't let us research school projects using the internet? Look who's laughing now, Mrs. Roberts!

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S6 Ep44: Thanksgiving Plans, Trump Kinda Concedes, Movie Release Changes Nov 24, 2020

Just in time for Thanksgiving: Twitter launches FLEETS, Rudy Giuliani melts on live television, and Barack Obama's A Promised Land drops.

Taboo word of the week is back! This week's taboo word: Biden.
How are we all handling Thanksgiving this year? While the panel tries to plan a safe and enjoyable holiday, we're 👀 at the people who are having large family celebrations.
We predict that the closest thing we'll ever get to a concession from Trump is this tweet.
What does it mean if the President kinda concedes, but recounts and court challenges are still happening?
Trump really is tired of winning: not content with losing Georgia twice, he is requesting a third recount after the state certified its results last Friday.
Don't fuck with Detroit: the tale of how a gridlock to certify Wayne County's election results turned into a Zoombombing good time.
In happy news, Dr. Fauci confirms that Santa is immune to coronavirus, and can still make the rounds this year!
Vaccine check in - are we still feeling cautiously optimistic?
Laura's rage of the week: 80% of inmates in Texas county jails who died of coronavirus had not yet been convicted of a crime, and were in jail simply because they couldn't afford bail.
What to say to people who say you're being "too safe" right now: Laura wants to say "fuck 'em," but Huffington Post has some (perhaps) more helpful recommendations.
Pam reports that some California counties are now on mandatory curfew, prompting us to wonder if covid only comes out after 10 PM?
Universal has struck a deal with some major theatrical chains to shorten the theatrical exclusivity window, a win for everyone who prefers watching new movies from the comfort of home.
This week's recommendations will keep your feeds clean, your liver busy, and your Christmas lights simple: Tweetbot (Andrew), Gingerbread Murder Scene stout by Pontoon Brewing (Laura), and smart plugs (Pam).
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Surprise Bitch! victim Natalie fills us in on new parenthood during the pandemic, as well as what it's like to live in a state where it seems like the Governor wants everyone to die.
Becky reaches out to assuage Laura's fears about potentially getting away to an Airbnb for a change in scenery. Laura is still very paranoid.
In preparation for Thanksgiving, we share some of the cringiest stories from around the web about other peoples' dysfunctional family gatherings. May this help prepare you for seeing your own family.
Andrew reveals his dad's most haunting moment.

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S6 Ep43: Gift Giving During COVID, Joementum 2021, Being Cordial with Trumpublicans Nov 17, 2020

As we slowly transition away from needing to worry about what the President is tweeting every day, we've got a mixed bag of stories for you this week!

Our "Greetings from 2020" shirts have begun hitting BAE Patrons' mailboxes, and they look great! Share a pic of your shirt on social using #Greetingsfrom2020.
RIP Trump Voter Fraud hotline, we wished you'd lived to see another day of trolling. 😢
Wonder Woman 1984 has Warner Bros. wondering how best to safely release a film that has already seen release delays due to covid.
As we approach the holiday season, what to do about gift giving is on our minds. We want everyone to know it's TOTALLY OKAY to skip the presents this year.
Andrew launches a new segment: Tragic Female Singer Contracts Updates™.
Netflix is currently testing its new "Direct" feature in France, which would give customers the ability to view Netflix's library in a traditional, cable channel-like format.
We're retiring Trumpster Fire 2020 and replacing it with JOEMENTUM 2021. Cue triumphant new music soundbed.
Contrary to the fantasy going on in Donald Trump's head, Joe Biden still beat him in both the popular vote and the Electoral College.
Arizona and Georgia showed up to the party late, but they can stay!
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger has been receiving pressure from prominent Republicans to... cheat the Georgia recount.
An Aussie listener is perplexed by the amount of infighting in the United States, but we just can't be cordial with white supremacists.
In this week's Rona Roundup, we ask if we might be... "rounding the rona?" Dr. Fauci thinks widespread access to the vaccine is possible by April 2021, which means by summer we can (maybe) all touch each other again!
There's no common thread between this week's recommendations, so just humor us: DeleteMe (Andrew), 'The Crown' season 4 (Laura), and coffee mug warmers (Pam).
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"It rubs the sanitizer on its skin or else it gets phase 1 again." Are we preparing for more lockdowns?
Because the US is... the way it is, depending on where you live in the country, you may or may not see another lockdown.
What did we learn from earlier this year that might make hunkering down a little easier this time?
Is it a relatively safe option to book an Airbnb for a weekend change of scenery?

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S6 Ep42: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Win Nov 10, 2020

CEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES... COME ON! It's been a long four years and a long election week, but we are finally here! Join us for our post-election analysis and rejoicing!

It started with a red mirage... and ended with a very blue assist from mail-in ballots.
How did we react to Saturday's news? Celebratory screaming and... napping?
STOP. THE. COUNT. but also COUNT. THE. VOTES. Thank you to all the election workers who put themselves at risk to make sure all of our votes were counted!
Trump and the GOP are still refusing to acknowledge the outcome of the election, and multiple legal avenues are being considered by Bunker Bitch to fight the will of the people.
We prank call Trump's voter fraud reporting hotline.
We owe a debt of gratitude to people of color, PARTICULARLY BLACK WOMEN!
Millennials were disappointing in 2016, and not much better in 2020. Thankfully, Gen Z turned out to show us how it's done.
Another highlight: Laura's home state of Georiga flipped BLUE! Now, it's onto Georgia's January 5th runoff, which will determine who controls the Senate. To learn more about the Democratic challenegers, check out their websites: Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff.
The Biden/Harris team is already jumping into doing the work their predescessor won't do.
Proposition 22 passed in California, meaning that app-based transporation and delivery companies do not need to provide standard benefits to their drivers. How might this impact the rest of the country?
Pfizer confirms that their vaccine has an effectiveness rate of 90%. NOW POKE US!
Andrew got his first ever COVID test, and didn't cry like a baby.
Thank you for decades of entertainment, Alex Trebek. Rest easy.
Care for your body and soul as we decompress from this long-ass election week: Perfect Bars (Andrew), Amazon Prime's 'Truth Seekers' (Laura), and O'Keefe's working hands lotion.
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How did Laura find out how Alex Trebek passed away? Apparently she blacked out when Andrew texted her.
We share some additional confessionals from our Patron Confessional Palooza, and Andrew learns the technical name for his new favorite kink.
Trigger warning: two of the confessionals concern child sexual assault.
What are our holiday plans as covid cases continue to soar?
How to tell your parents you're not coming home for Christmas.
"Sorry Grandma, I don't want to be the one who KILLS YOU."

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S6 Ep41: Surviving Election Night, Superfluous Travel During COVID, Netflix Prices Rising Nov 03, 2020

The big day is here. Election Day 2020 has commenced - whether you've already voted or are in line to vote, we're glad you're here. If you have any questions or concerns today, please call the Voter Protection Hotline at 866-687-8683 or the Voter Assistance Line at 833-336-8683.

What we're doing today: drinking and deciding what kind of comfort food to have ready.
Let's do something stupid to get us through this: the New York Times wonders if you can tell the difference between a Trump voter and a Biden voter based on the inside of their fridge. Can you?
Andrew brings back Laura's Rage of the Week™ to complain about people traveling frivilously and without regard to the pandemic.
In what we hope is one of the final Trumpster Fire segments, David Purdue called off his final debate with Jon Ossoff, the U.S. has surpassed 9 million coronavirus cases, Trump caravans, and the Texas GOP was smacked down when they tried to invalidate 127,000 votes in Harris County.
A Confessional from the generation we think are the greatest: A Gen Zer reaches out for advice on navigating the parental pressures of applying to colleges.
Netflix is raising prices on subscribers in the United States again, prompting us to wonder if Netflix is even our go-to streaming app anymore.
For some escapism this election season, we recommend episode 1 of The Mandalorian, season 2. It's still a delightful, straight-forward, space western narrative, and we love it.
Need something to do other than doomscroll this week? Check out our latest recommendations: Pikmin 3 (Andrew), Nailboo (Laura), and The Queen's Gambit on Netflix. (Pam).
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Let's keep it light with the Higher/Lower game!
Do we think people care more about sports or shih tzus?
How many monthly searches are there for "moobs?" The answer may surprise you.
We expose our shitty geography skills, but the Patrons are there for an assist.
CHOCOLATE CAKE IS DEFINITELY HIGHER.

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S6 Ep40: Live Tarot Reading, Final Election Thoughts, Chris Pratt Drama Oct 27, 2020

It's our last episode before the election! We know this campaign has been exhausting, so we've got some lighter content to look forward to, along with our final thoughts about the importance of being counted in this election. VOTE!

Our Borat: Subsequent Movie Film review: offensive and hilarious.
Just when we'd all forgotten about Quibi, we learned it's shutting down.
BAE level Patrons: our 2020 physical gift is here, check it out!
We're joined by Rebekah from Modern Mystic Shop to do a live tarot reading for ourselves and our listeners!
Big 👏 Daddy 👏 King 👏 Energy
We combine Trumpster Fire and Rona Roundup one last time before the election to let you know the latest chicanery out of Washington.
Each of the hosts picks a toss-up state and predicts which way it will swing next week.
Make your own Electoral College predictions here!
Who's the worst Chris? Signs have pointed to Chris Pratt's affiliation with ideologies that are anti-LGBTQ, and Twitter called him out.
Several of Pratt's Marvel co-stars spoke out in his defense, causing detractors to question where that support was when female and people of color in the MCU cast were being attacked online.
Should celebrities be open about their politics?
We offer our final thoughts on the 2020 Election, and share our plans for Election Night.
This week's recommendations will help you relax ahead of the election: @RateMySkypeRoom (Andrew), the Chirp Wheel (Laura), and Netflix's 'Over the Moon' (Pam).
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Real life scary stories, narrated by Laura and Pam!
This Elsa doll really doesn't know how to Let It Go.
Have you ever accidentally opened a portal to hell? Oops.
This water tastes funny. Hope someone hasn't died in the water supply!

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S6 Ep39: Bitchy Yelp Reviews, The Hum Game, Teaching During COVID-19 Oct 20, 2020

As of this episode, we have all officially voted! Do you want us to be able to change out Trump's screaming face for sunglasses Joe? Get out and vote and make it happen!

Laura became THAT paranoid pet owner, and Pam became THAT person who forgot her mask.
As promised, we deliver dramatic readings of our bitchy Yelp reviews. Some of us are bitchier than others. 👀
We apologize in advance for this - we showed off our lack of vocal talent when trying to see if Google could identify the songs we were humming.
WARNING: Don't fap during a work Zoom meeting, even if you think your camera is off.
With covid-19 cases on the rise as predicted, pandemic fatigue is setting in for many of us.
Trump was a ratings LOSER during the battle of the two town halls. And while we're sick of debates, we'll be hosting a chat watch party for EVERYONE during this Thursday's final Presidential debate. Join the #Millennial for all Discord here.
Just half of registered voters expect to know the outcome of the election within a few days of November 3rd. We think it's important to mentally prepare ourselves for the possibility that we won't know the winner on election night. Here are some tips to help stay sane this election season.
With increased awareness of police brutality, many primetime procedural police dramas are having to assess how they'll approach current events.
How do police dramas fuel our implicit biases?
We're joined by BAE supporter Amy, who's here to fill us in on what teaching is like during the pandemic.
What are the pros and cons of face-to-face vs. digital learning? Amy shares the precautions being taken in her school.
This week's recommendations will give you a nice break from election coverage: Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit (Andrew), Haunted Places (Laura), BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky on Netflix (Pam), and 'Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers' (Amy).
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Andrew has written his pee pee tale, and we get a sneak peak preview read by Andrew himself!
The panel is put to the test: do we remember what we learned in the 5th grade?
Cringey work stories: we all have them. Between the panel and our Patrons, we've got every workplace horror story involving nudes, getting caught talking shit, POOP, and so much more.

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S6 Ep38: Our Voting Begins, The Best of the Pandemic, The Karens of Yelp Oct 13, 2020

Happy "Fuck Christopher Columbus" Day everyone! We're kicking off the show with a focus on how we're voting, and the reveal that one of our panel has already voted! Can you guess who?

Thankfully, Disney+ won't be giving the Mulan treatment to 'Soul,' which will release on 12/25 at no additional cost!
In darker news, the FBI thwarted an attempt to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan by a group of 45 apologists.
Trump's doctor has cleared him to return to public engagements, but recent interviews are making us all question his health.
In a first for our lifetimes, there will not be three Presidential debates. Trump's refusal to participate in a virtual debate should have us all further questioning his readiness to lead.
If the GOP wanted to prioritize another stimulus package before the election, could they actually make it happen?
There's no doubt this pandemic has been a shit show, but we want to highlight the products, media, and food that is getting us through this!
Since Yelp is reportedly going to be flagging pages of businesses accused of racism, we take a dive into our own history with Yelp.
This week's Surprise Bitch! victim is Caleb, and Caleb is prepared AF. Has a voting plan, is vaccinated, and awaiting Andrew's review of Vegas before considering a move there.
We've got some fun recommendations this week! The Weakest Link is returning to NBC (Andrew), Trade Joe's Pumpkin Spice coffee (Pam), and Phasmophobia (available on Steam) (Laura).
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And in this week's installment of After Dark:

It's a Patrons' exclusive Confessional Palooza! Our Patrons sent in their most burning confessions, and we read and react LIVE!
Don't let our screwed up culture make you feel bad about being a virgin or not.
Have any of us ever gotten a nastygram from our internet service providers about torrenting?
A tale of willingly getting chlamydia "for the dick."
We commiserate over the struggles of weight management and disordered eating.
The panel learns about a special kind of kink!

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S6 Ep37: POTUS Gets Infected, Texting For Biden, Hollywood's COVID Projects Oct 06, 2020

The powers of science and karma combined last week to make Andrew think (maybe) there is a God. The toddler in chief has the 'rona, and we're here for some real talk on what this means for the country and our upcoming election.

The timeline here is insane: from a Tuesday night debate to a Wednesday night COVID positive announcement.
The 11 confirmed cases so far seem to have one gathering in common: The Amy Coney Barrett announcement event in the Rose Garden.
Inconsistency and petulance took up residence at Walter Reed military hospital for 3 days, after which Bunker Bitch checked himself out and is feeling better than *GASP* ever.
He is knowingly putting his staff, Secret Service detail, and followers in danger by returning to the campaign trail as if he never tested positive.
Laura thinks the Trump campaign's approach for the rest of the campaign will be to go full North Korean "dear leader is invincible."
How do we think Biden should handle the October 15th debate?
Is it okay to feel vindicated by Trump catching the virus he's been downplaying all year? (Yes.)
Andrew is texting for the Biden campaign, and wants you to join him! To volunteer to phone bank or text, click here!
Is it pedantic for social platforms not to have a way to dismiss the voting reminders?
Hollywood's going all in on pandemic themed projects, prompting the question... do we really need pandemic shows while we're still living in a pandemic?
We've got some WTF news to help you (and us) unwind from this long ass week.
This week's recommendations will have you safe and content for the fall: Overtone + getting your flu shot at Costco for $20 if you're underinsured (Laura), refreshing your space with some new decor before the colder weather sinks in (Andrew), and Sohla El-Waylly's new show Stump Sohla (Pam).
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Pam introduces us to the idea of toxic positivity, or the tendency to portray oneself as happy no matter what. Take the quiz to see how toxic positivity plays a role in your life.
As a culture, do we breed toxic positivity by undervaluing the importance of mental health?
Workplaces can be a breeding ground for toxic positivity: how to just say it and avoid giving your colleagues "the shit sandwich."

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S6 Ep36: Reacting To The 2020 Presidential Debate Sep 30, 2020

What the hell am I watching right now? This episode is dedicated to reacting to the first Presidential debate of the season, immediately after it ended.

As Trump spent 99% of his (and everyone else's) time steamrolling and bullying Biden and Chris Wallace, we wonder how anyone can still be undecided in this election?
While Biden had some nice zingers throughout the night, we're hoping to see more of this in future debates. #shutupman
While not super frequent, we take some time to discuss the moments in which Trump was noticeably silent for extended periods of time: race relations, election integrity, and climate change. It's because he's scared by these topics, and Biden should use that in future debates.
Biden shines when he's looking straight into the camera and speaking with the people. We want more of that, and less reacting to the clown on the other side of the stage.
And just for anyone keeping track at home, Trump wouldn't willingly denounce white supremacy when given the chance to.
Chris Wallace is seeing criticism for his inability to control the debate stage - what are our thoughts on his job as moderator?
This week's recommendations will hopefully give you some relief from this dumpster fire of a debate we just witnessed: Stainless steel wipes (Andrew), Hulu's Pen15 (Pam), and rewatching old episodes of the West Wing (Laura).
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Let's take a break from all the election talk, shall we?
What's a lie we once told that ended up snowballing into something bigger?
The Discord comes for Andrew, and they've got receipts!
What's the best non-sexual feeling in the world?
Andrew tells us about his lingering childhood fear of Groucho Marx.

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S6 Ep35: Virtual Emmys, 6 Feet Isn't Enough, Facebook Paying Users To Leave Sep 22, 2020

In the wake of RBG's passing, we're encouraging you to check your voter registration status and make a plan to vote. May her memory be a blessing. Check out our latest Breaking News installment to hear our reactions immediately after this news broke.

Pat is back, and he's got some great news to give us all a dose of positivity in this shit storm of a year.
The first volume of President Obama's memoir is arriving November 17th, and we're debating whether we want a physical copy, the audiobook, or both.
How were the Emmy's STILL 3 hours long with the virtual format?
While we're still on the road to a vaccine, the CDC cautions that we won't have enough doses to return to "normal life" until 3rd quarter 2021.
The CDC updates its guidelines to warn that 6 feet may not be enough and then... retracts said guidelines. We're guessing the White House toddler shit his diapers and demanded they take it down.
Key things to know about election polling, true or false edition: what to keep in mind when reading polls this election season.
Facebook is paying certain users not to use its platform before the election. We'd quit Facebook for free tbh.
SNL has found its Joe Biden for season 46 in Jim Carrey. Our thoughts on this pick, and if we're concerned that shows like SNL have an impact on election outcomes.
This week's recommendations will protect your body and soul: keep wearing sunscreen, even in the cooler months (Laura), Great British Baking Show, series 11 (Pat), and Legos (Andrew).
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And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Andrew is salty with a certain someone for not being transparent about a potential conflict of interest.
Laura finally has GOOD NEWS about her home flooding drama.
Y'all asked so many great AMA questions, we prioritized getting through the last of them this week:
Best things about being in our 30's? When did we make things official with our partners? And of course we somehow end up talking about dildos.

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S6 Ep34: America's Dick, Teeth Grinding Surges, The Oscars' New Diversity Guidelines Sep 15, 2020

"So, you accidentally leaked your nudes online." Even Captain America goofs up on the internet sometimes, so don't feel bad about the last drunk text you sent your ex.

Welcome back, Micah!
Along with the coronavirus pandemic has come a pandemic of cracked teeth. Learn to recognize the signs of teeth grinding and work with your dentist to get a mouthguard!
Our hope is eroded after checking in on a no-mask rally in Utah.
Andrew has signed up to be tracked... by Nevada's contact tracing app.
While there may be strides in smarter mask development, AstraZeneca's coronavirus vaccine trials have been halted for safety reasons.
Bob Woodward's here to show us Trump knew how bad COVID-19 was all along, and he's got the receipts too.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott was mocked by FOX Sports' Skip Bayless for coming forward about his mental health struggles. We speak about how toxic masculinity informs how we respond to athletes who are transparent about their mental health.
The Academy is rolling out new inclusion standards for films to meet in order to qualify for Oscar's submission. We take a look and discuss whether these criteria are meaningful or just for show.
FMK(ancel) returns with a slight re-brand, and apparently everyone wants to do the dirty with Dr. Fauci.
This week's recommendations are here to help you have a good time: Coca-Cola’s Aha Seltzers (Andrew), Pontoon brewing's Tropical Cluster Slush Sooper Froot (Laura), ‘Six: The Musical’ (studio cast recording) (Pam), and Warlock - Imperial Pumpkin Stout (Micah).
This week's show is sponsored by Stamps.com (https://www.stamps.com and enter promo code MILL for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale) and Rothy's (https://www.rothys.com/mill for your new favorite flats). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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AMA Part 2!
What things do we justify spending too much money on?
What advice do we have for new homebuyers?
Which unsolved murder case would we most like to solve?
What life decisions have we surprised ourselves with?

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S6 Ep33: Complicated Coffee, Early COVID Reactions Revisited, OnlyFans Drama Sep 08, 2020

This week, Pam brings her shades to the show, and Andrew brings his too in solidarity. We'll also be holding our Black Panther watch party in celebration of Chadwick Boseman's life this weekend, open to all. Stay tuned for details!

Are people's special drink orders at Starbucks and Dunkin' annoyingly complicated? Barista Pam sounds off.
This week's Confessional writers want to know: should I stay with a partner who's giving an unreasonable ultimatum? Should I have shared a fat bowl with my cousins?
Since it's been 6 months since the pandemic started, we look back at earlier episodes from happier times and cringe at our earliest reactions to COVID-19.
Laura filled out the interest form for the COVID vaccine trial. If you think you may be interested in participating, the form can be found here. Please consult your doctor prior to agreeing to take part in any kind of medical or vaccine trial.
As the CDC advises states to prepare for a possible vaccine prior to the election, skepticism abounds as to whether that is a reasonable timeframe.
RPatz got the 'rona - will Hollywood decide it's too soon to reopen?
Do we believe Trump made disparaging remarks about fallen soldiers? Look no further than his public comments on John McCain.
"Hello, 911 - I'd like to report a metaphor in progress!" Donald Trump and the Sinking Boat Parade.
What is OnlyFans, who is Bella Thorne, and why is she taking heat from the Sex Work community?
Here is a great explainer from Lylac Doll, an OnlyFans creator who has been impacted by the situation.
This week's recommendations are perfect for settling into Fall: Super Mario 3D All-Stars (Andrew), Netflix's 'The Haunting of Hill House' (Laura), and NutPods pumpkin spice creamer (Pam).
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It's an AMA! Patrons submit their most burning questions for us to answer.
What are our unpopular opinions?
What are our most hilarious and awkward childhood blunders?
For some reason we end up talking about embarrassing poop stories. *shrug*

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S6 Ep32: Chadwick Boseman, Fan Petitioning, Juggling Parenting and Work At Home Life Sep 01, 2020

At the top of the show, we spend some time on Chadwick Boseman's legacy and the crushing blow that is the loss of a brilliant mind, creator, and humanitarian too soon. We'll be inviting listeners to join us next weekend for a Black Panther watch party in celebration of Chadwick's life - keep an eye on our social channels (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram) for more info.

Have you ever purchased something that seemed too good to be true via an Instagram ad? Be on the look out for Instascams!
The Trump admin is still botching their response to COVID-19, but if you want to keep an eye on vaccine progress, you can do so here.
The NBA has taken a stand in the wake of the shooting of Jacob Blake, and refused to play until basketball rings agreed to serve as polling places in the upcoming election.
"sTop WItH tHe PoLItiCs aNd EntErTaIN mE" said Trump sycophants everywhere.
A 17-year-old murderer was able to walk freely around Kenosha with his AR-15, so remember that next time you're saying white privilege doesn't exist, Aunt Karen.
After years of fan campaigning, DC fans will finally see the Snyder cut of the Justice League movie, originally directed by Joss Whedon after Zach Snyder had to unexpectedly leave the project.
When fan petitions go well (One Day At A Time, Brooklyn 99, Lucifer) and when they go bad (Game of Thrones, Star Wars).
We're joined by BAE guest Becky who, like many Americans, is working and schooling her children from home. We've gotta be honest, Becky is a super hero - listen to her inspirational story and tips for staying sane during the pandemic.
We've got a variety of recommendations this week: Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1&2 for Playstation (Andrew), volunteering to phone bank, text, or write postcards for your favorite candidate or non-profit (Laura), 'Get On Up' (Pam), and two podcasts: Unlocking Us and The Happiness Lab (Becky).
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Andrew and Laura's continued home woes. Is there such a thing as a useful HOA? (No.)
No one - not your realtor, HOA, or inspector is a better advocate for you than YOU.
Laura's been out of her home for 4 months now, and keeps getting obstacles thrown her way.

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S6 Ep31: (With Too Much Alcohol): Dating Dealbreakers, DNC Review, RNC Preview, #FreeBritney Aug 25, 2020

Buckle up everyone - we play Taboo Word of the Week again, and this time we slip up... a lot. 💀

Pew Research has the latest data on dealbreakers and deal closers in potential relationships. Surprise surprise, if you voted for Trrrruuuu - Agent Orange, your pool will be more limited.
We take a moment to acknowledge yet another example of police brutality: Jacob Blake is in intensive care following a police shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
Orange Julius isn't having the start to his convention week that he'd probably hoped for: Steve Bannon was arrested for defrauding scared white people, Kellyanne Conway announced her departure from the White House, 89 former defense officials penned an op-ed speaking out against Tr*mp, and the New York Attorney General and Manhattan District Attorney are expanding their investigations of the Tr*mp Foundation and Organization.
As we wait for the RNC shitshow to unfold, we look back at the highlights of last week's DNC: strong showings from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, complete sentences, inclusivity, THE OBAMAS.
QAnon is the (more) unhinged, scarier version of the Tea Party. How have this fringe group managed to hijack #savethechildren and get candidates on the ballot?
Will we ever blow out candles on a birthday cake again? NYT presents a list of "fun" things that won't be the same after the 'rona.
We don't endorse going on vacation during a pandemic, but if you do, there are three states to avoid in particular, which are experiencing the highest infection rates per capita: Texas, Georgia, and Florida.
Some TikTokers got their power and water shut off at their Hollywood Hills mansion for continuing to party during the pandemic. Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
The #FreeBritney movement is deeper than you think: Britney Spears has had very limited control over her life since her very public 2008 breakdown, and some fans believe she's been sending secret cries for help.
This week's recommendations are all pretty responsible, unlike this episode's drinking game: Britney Spears' Glory (Andrew), What did Hubble see on your birthday? (Laura), and keep wearing your sunscreen (Pam).
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While this isn't a good time for anyone's overall savings, we've found there are select goods and services we're spending less money on. What are they?
Patrons sound off too, and Laura tries to make it into a guessing game, but it falls apart because she lost (or won, depending on how you look at it) Taboo Word of the Week.
Pam and Laura start espousing their love for Brad Mondo and comparing at-home beauty rituals, and Andrew is already dreading editing this episode.
What relationship-impacting disagreements have we had with friends and family who aren't taking the pandemic seriously?

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S6 Ep30: Prank Calling Birthday Boy, Protesting the Postmaster, Controversial 'Black-ish' Finally Released Aug 18, 2020

Kamala Harris was announced as Joe Biden's running mate last week. Listen to our thoughts on the selection in our most recent edition of Breaking News!
It's a very special podcast host's birthday, which warrants a very special prank call. Happy birthday, Micah!
Thanks to everyone who pointed out that Andrew did indeed say last week's taboo word (2020). Andrew takes 1.5 shots as his penance.
Queensland Australia is seeing a significant reduction in flu transmission as a result of Queenslanders following coronavirus-inspired hygiene practices.
While the Trumpster is at it again with the birther movement, Mike Pence vows to save America's meat.
Does Trump have a reason to be nervous about this election? We do an overview of which states are toss-ups, and which party has the most to lose in the Senate.
Being nervous about his election odds would certainly explain why our toddler-in-chief is trying to kill the U.S. Postal Service. (Note: This episode was recorded prior to statements on Tuesday by the Postmaster General)
We've got some tips to help make sure your vote is counted this fall!
As the 'Rona climbs to the #3 cause of death in the United States, more schools are closing due to outbreaks mere days after opening.
ABC is finally releasing a 2018 episode of Black-ish that was pulled for being "too political."
Does purchasing a novel from a known problematic author make a confessional writer a bad person? We'll discuss enjoying problematic things in this week's After Dark.
We've got some great recommendations for a cozy night in this week! Fall Guys on PS4 and Steam (Andrew), ReignBot on Youtube, and Juan Gil Silver Label red wine (Pam).
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We make a Surprise Bitch! call to listener Madeleine, who fills us in on living in Austin and her hustles to get her through quarantine.
We revisit some of our old faves with a 2020 lens, and how we reconcile our enjoyment of them despite problematic elements.
Our parents are also revisiting their favorite TV shows while we're at home, and cringing at some aspects of the stories that haven't aged well.
There can be a fine line between taking a critical lens to entertainment and seeking to be critical in the name of call-out culture.

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S6 Ep29: Ellen and Other Mean Celebrities, Sweatpants Skyrocket, Mulan's Surprisingly High Price Tag Aug 11, 2020

We made a #Millennial Summer Rewind Mix of our favorite summer tunes. Check it out here!
As Ellen DeGeneres and her show's producers face fire for multiple accusations of physical and emotional abuse, we weigh in on current trends of toxic workplaces being held accountable.
What would you do if your significant other refused to pay their student loans, resulting in a complicated financial situation?
New York's Attorney General Letitia James has filed a lawsuit against the National Rifle Association in the hopes of dissolving the national organization. What legal precedent might exist for this?
Orange Julius signed four executive orders to help Americans suffering financially due to the continued pandemic. We dig into the executive orders and the many strings attached to benefitting from them.
Recommended reading: A President Ignored: Trump's outlandish claims increasingly met with a collective shrug.
As clothing sales continue to fall, it might be time to purchase stock in sweatpants, which have seen an 80% increase in sales.
Georgia's schools are serving as an example of why it was a terrible idea to open schools this fall. Laura explains.
Will we be paying $30 to see Mulan on Disney+ in addition to our regular subscription fees?
Awww, looks like AMC and Universal finally made up!
This week's recommendations will keep you busy: PODs and supporting the USPS (Andrew), going to a drive-in theatre (Laura), and Umbrella Academy season 2 (Pam).
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We take a trip down memory lane and talk about Midnight Sun. The nostalgia here is real, y'all!
Who's creepier? Twilight Edward or Midnight Sun Edward?
We all agree: Stephenie Meyer knows how to talk to her fans, unlike SOMEONE we know *cough*JK Rowling*cough*
What other book series would we like to see companion novel adaptions for?
How do we feel reading this story from the vantage point as 30-somethings?

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S6 Ep28: Why TikTok Will Stay Open, Jobs We Took Out of Desperation, 2020 Song of the Summer Aug 04, 2020

Andrew is safe and sound in Vegas (despite a near-death experience in St. Louis), and we're back baby!

What fate met TikTok while we were off, and why are people speculating about Taylor Swift's sexuality?
Laura and Pam are alarmed by Andrew's thoughts (as usual).
A confessional from someone who tried sex work prompts us to talk about jobs we've had or considered in the past, and Andrew identifies a pattern for Laura.
The main theme of Trumpster Fire is negative growth... at a rate of 32.9%. What does this mean, and how is Trump trying to distract us?
With CARES Act unemployment assistance and eviction moratoriums ending, we pivot to what this means for renters who are still suffering economically, as well as the difficulty faced by small property management operations.
People are Google-ing about how to date and meet people during COVID - are we able to help them?
How do we think people fake emergencies to get out of bad dates right now?
Does 2020 have a Song of the Summer?
This week's recommendations are pretty predictable based on our personalities: Bringing walkie talkies with you on a multi-car road trip (Andrew), this r/nosleep strory (Laura), and the Hario Cold Brew Bottle (Pam).
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It's the MuggleSuck AMA y'all! We took Patrons' most burning questions about growing up in the Harry Potter fandom.
We chat about staying in touch with former hosts, Wizard Rock, and who Andrew is afraid of showing up at his house.
The former podcast hosts: Where are they now?
Pam spills some tea about her worst celebrity interview. Stay tuned for a photo of the encounter on Patreon!

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S6 Ep27: Chicago Quiz, Dream Cities We'd Live In, Preparing Pets For The Future Jul 21, 2020

This week's episode runs the gamut on topics, so let's dive right in, shall we?

Pam celebrated a socially distant birthday, and Andrew bids adieu to Chicago.
We pay tribute to two civil rights icons we were gutted to lose on the same day: John Lewis and C.T. Vivian.
As Andrew leaves Chicago, Laura and Pam quiz his Windy City knowledge.
Are our pets getting too attached to having us around? What can we do to ease them back into the "old normal" when we go back to work?
'Rona roundup gets more ridiculous every week: White House demands case counts be reported to HHS instead of CDC, and Gov. Brian Kemp of Ga. sues Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance-Bottoms over her mask mandate. We're trying to be optimistic about a vaccine though!
Trumpster Fire should have been the name of Trump's Sunday interview with Chris Wallace.
Protesters are being swept off the streets by federal agents in unmarked vans in Portland because Trump really wants to play the tyrannical overlord.
In light of Andrew's move, we talk about times in our lives where we've moved somewhere, only to have it not work out. How did we process the shame and feelings of failure?
This week's recommendations are a grab bag: Mr. Clean Magic Erasers (Andrew), the 'March' graphic novel trilogy by John Lewis (Laura), and Trader Joe's cold brew coffee concentrate (Pam).
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This week, Pam is bringing the tea. And we're here for it!
How to have a conversation with someone who doesn't view the 'rona risk the same way as you do.
We take this really hard Twilight superfan test in celebration of the upcoming Midnight Sun release.
We really need to re-read Twilight.

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S6 Ep26: Will The Stimulus Be Extended?, TikTok Privacy Concerns, Rating Local Karens Jul 15, 2020

Corona, and Karens, and TikTok, oh my! It's a mixed bag on this week's episode, but the same old real talk.

Between Pam losing power, RBG being in the hospital (again), and another tragedy for the cast of Glee, this week is definitely living up to the 2020 standard.
While the $600 weekly unemployment stimulus is ending soon, the Trump administration wants to replace it with things that help rich people, like capital gains tax holidays.
We're "screaming inside our hearts" about Florida's earth-shattering record for new daily cases of the 'rona.
SCOTUS continues to stick it to President Fucknugget, and Betsy DeVos wants to send our nation's children back to school this fall. Would we send our own children? Who is hardest impacted by this push?
With the U.S. potentially banning our favorite timesuck, TikTok, we dive into accusations against the popular app that it is putting our private information in the hands of the Chinese government.
Are we more concerned about TikTok than we are about Facebook? Should we be?
In listener feedback, we receive a Confessional reminding us that one listener predicted Andrew would hate Chicago and the best possible outcome of being laid off.
NEW GAME: Karen 1-5. We perform dramatic readings of posts by "Karens" in our communities.
In this week's recommendations: Ready Player One (Andrew), requesting your absentee ballot for your local run-offs (Laura), and 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' (Pam).
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Surprise Bitch! victim Dylan learns a dark secret about high school courtesy of Andrew.
We dive down the rabbit hole of curses and conspiracy theories. Do we believe in this stuff?
Patrons chime in through Discord to share their families' beliefs, and we cover a number of prominent curse/conspiracy theories, such as the Kennedys, Glee, and the 27 club.

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S6 Ep25: Andrew Moving, Universities Plot Re-Opening, TV Shows Pull Controversial Episodes Jul 07, 2020

The holiday weekend brought excitement to our lives with Hamilton on Disney+, but Andrew's got an even bigger life event hitting the airwaves this week!

Apparently quarantine makes every day feel like the 4th of July to some - why all the fireworks??
Walmart is (for once) doing a public service and converting 160 of its parking lots into drive-in movie theaters.
Universities have begun announcing their plans for returning to campus this fall, and we're already predicting hot spots on campus.
This week in Trump associates who have tested positive: Herman Cain, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and multiple officials, oh my!
Two thumbs way down to airlines already planning to fill planes completely.
Young people in Alabama are throwing COVID parties, and offering payouts to infected individuals.
Florida continues making new records with its daily cases count.
SCOTUS has ruled that states can punish Electoral College voters who don't vote in line with their state's popular vote in federal elections.
We got an insider scoop into the White House's requests for Trump's July 3rd Nazi Party rally/Frat kegger event.
Why Mt. Rushmore's ugly history inspires so much backlash from protesters.
Some of your favorite TV shows are pulling controversial episodes containing blackface, and we have a conversation about intent vs impact.
Listener feedback asks... how would we want a teacher to handle a fellow student being racist, and how to handle an unexpected pregnancy?
This week's recommendations are good for your brain and your mental health: Ron Chernow's Hamilton biography (Laura), 'The Babysitter's Club' on Netflix (Pam), and taking a deep sigh a few times a day (Andrew).
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Some required reading to prime yourself for this discussion.
JK Rowling is proving so desperate for allies, she has mischaracterized her long-time approach towards our old boss. How do we know? We were there when she was pissed at him.
Speaking of, we have plenty of stories about how terrible it was to work for him. From withholding pay to taking credit for projects completed by unpaid staff, we've. got. the. tea.
What was it like on the Potter convention circuit? (Mostly) wholesome fun, but we were party animals.

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S6 Ep24: King v Rowling, Meteorology in the Age of Climate Change, Misinformation Crackdowns Jun 30, 2020

JK Rowling is at it again, and this is just getting embarrassing. 🤦‍♀️Meanwhile, Jenna Marbles is seemingly self-aware and has decided to remove herself from Youtube. We really don't like this timeline.

With at least 14 states pausing or halting their re-opening plans in light of skyrocketing Covid-19 numbers, we examine our own quarantine adherence 4 months into the pandemic in the United States.
Meanwhile, people across the nation (including Vice President Pence) think masking requirements are a first amendment violation. Um...
Dear Leader continues to have a bad time: SCOTUS struck down Louisiana's anti-abortion law, the New York Times broke a story about a suspected Russian plot to pay the Taliban to kill U.S. soldiers, his approval ratings continue to drag, and Facebook and Twitter are looking to crack down on misinformation.
Google That Shit makes a triumphant return, and this week's theme is Gen Z vs Millennials.
We welcome BAE supporter Scott to the panel! Scott is a meteorologist, and has some science-based wisdom to share about climate change, weather alerts, and the infamous sharpie incident.
Will we be able to survive on Earth 100 years from now? What will be different? (Don't worry, Scott has some news that will help you sleep somewhat comfortably.)
To learn more about climate change and weather patterns in general, Scott recommends checking out Highlights from the Fourth National Climate Assessment (2018) by the US Global Change Research Program and Climate.gov.
This week's recommendations run the gamut: My Panera+ Coffee Subscription for free coffee all summer (Andrew), Glossier's Futuredew (Laura), 'Younger' on Hulu (Pam), and Costco's premade margarita mix (Scott).
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We pepper Scott with more questions about climate change, meteorology, and California wildfires #behindthepaywall.
Is the world ready for the massive infrastructure changes we'll need to make to cope with climate change?
In a change of pace, we dig into the trend of shorter TV seasons we're seeing on Netflix in particular. What are the pros and cons to shorter TV seasons?
Why is Netflix putting such a high volume of new content up all the time? Andrew has a theory.

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S6 Ep23: Allyship and Call-Out Culture, 'Love, Victor,' Statewide Face Mask Requirements Jun 23, 2020

Pam and Marc are back this week, and it's a good thing, because we have a lot of ground to cover. Welcome to the mid-season finale of 2020, where news ranges from Disney bleeping Hamilton to Trumpster Fire 2020.

Apple's WWDC introduces some features to help deal with your annoying friends when they blow up group messages, and Apple Watch will soon be providing a countdown when it detects hand washing happening.
Laura and Marc are playing Last of Us 2 and ignoring the haters. Let's kill some zombies!
Andrew delights himself by purchasing new music beds for our show segments.
While California is requiring everyone to wear masks in public spaces, several southern states are seeing the consequences of re-opening too soon.
This week in Trumpster Fire 2020: Americans can turn off political ads on Facebook and Instagram (thank god), Scumbag John Bolton is not a patriot, SCOTUS decisions, and Trump's "very sad" rally taken down by Gen Z and Kpop stans. You love to see it.
Marc provides his insights on call-out culture and having meaningful dialogues with potential allies surrounding discussions of #BlackLivesMatter and police brutality.
When and how is it productive to call someone out, and what is the end goal in doing so?
This week's recommendations are all art, baby! Hulu's 'Love, Victor' (Pam and Andrew), Black Girl Unlimited by Echo Brown (Laura), and the upcoming Spiderman 2: Miles Morales for PS5 (Marc).
Stay tuned in past the end music for a couple of bloopers!
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It's time to Surprise Bitch! listener Drew, who clues us in about how the dog walking business is faring under COVID-19.
Inspired by our Facebook group, we come clean about the common knowledge we've only recently discovered.
It turns out we're really dumb when it comes to car knowledge.
"Whores de-vors."

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S6 Ep22: Gen Z'ers Roast Millennials, Forever Changed By Quarantine, Work Crushes Jun 17, 2020

The Tik Tok Gods and Goddesses have decided it’s time to roast millennials. Let’s see how many generational stereotypes we can fulfill this episode!

We welcome Marc back to the show, and he plugs a very important conversation we’ll be having next week about call-out culture.
We gush about the Playstation 5 announcement, but wonder how much money we’ll be forking over to Sony this fall.
We examine current polling in the Biden v. Trump Presidential race, and while the numbers look promising, let’s not get too confident.
On Friday, the Trump administration revoked transgender and abortion healthcare protections, and on Monday the Supreme Court ruled that you can’t fire someone for being LGBT. Whiplash much?
Inspired by this Vox article, we ask ourselves which quarantine routines do we think we’ll stick to once this is over?
This week’s confessionals ask… is it okay to have a work crush when you’re in a monogamous relationship? And what to do if you have a crush on your straight best friend?
Our BAE supporters want to know… how we see the future of podcasting, what long-term quarantine projects we have (and haven’t) completed, and how working from home has adjusted our home layout needs.
This week’s recommendations are quarantine friendly! Vegan walnut taco meat (Laura), Joe Hill's ‘Locke and Key’ (Marc), and ‘Dating Around’ season 2 (Andrew).
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Laura and Marc share the latest in their home repair drama after a major leak drove them out of their home for months.
According to Pew, the oldest millennials are turning 39 this year. As we pass the torch of being the cool, young, hip generation over to Gen Z, how prepared are we for middle age?
As Laura considers donating her eggs to pay off student loans, Andrew and Marc discover that they’ve been wasting a perfectly good money-making opportunity their entire lives.

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S6 Ep21: Why JKR's Tweets Were Transphobic and Dangerous, Feel-Good Protests, Dating During COVID Jun 10, 2020

Dr. Sarah Steelman, Ph.D. is a licensed marriage and family therapist, who specializes in LGBTQ+ affirmative practices. She joins us at the top of the show to discuss J.K. Rowling's latest tweets and why they are dangerous and damaging to trans people. Check out her professional page here.

Sarah discusses with us the importance of affirmative language, why J.K. Rowling's opinions are rooted in pseudoscience, and whether or not she can redeem herself.
Following up on last week's discussion about George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and nationwide protests, we've got some tangible progress to point to for those naysaying the need for protests.
For more perspective on the hundreds of years of systemic racism that brought us where we are today, we recommend watching this video by Kimberly Latrice Jones.
In this week's Confessional, a listener writes that they feel guilt about not wanting to cut off their racist family, and we respond.
K-pop stans took their protest digital, and flooded hateful Twitter trends like #whitelivesmatter and #bluelivesmatter with pictures, memes, and fancams of their favorite groups in an effort to drown out the hate - and they succeeded.
When the Dallas Police Department asked people to send in photos and videos of protestors participating in "illegal activities" to their app, K-pop stans flooded them with submissions, ultimately causing the app to crash.
To inject some much-needed love during these troubled times, we discuss love in the time of corona.
Listeners in new relationships around or after the start of the pandemic submit their stories, and we bask in the excitement of their new love.
This week's recommendations are sure to help broaden some perspectives: Fulton Street Books and Coffee (Laura), HBO's 'We're Here' docuseries (Andrew), and Netflix's 'The Half of It' (Pam).
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How are we moving forward as Harry Potter fans in light of J.K. Rowling's harmful rhetoric towards our trans family?
What changes do we plan on making to our consumption of new Wizarding World content?
Shifting towards a mentality of supporting fan-created merchandise over official merchandise.
We discuss how the fandom continues to hold its space, and make sure that space is welcoming for all.

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S6 Ep20: How to Fight White Supremacy, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Chromatica Jun 03, 2020

We thought the world had already hit rock bottom when we took a week off. We're back to give our take on the current state of affairs related to protests around the country demanding justice for George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and other victims. DISCLAIMER: We endeavored to approach this week's discussion as allies, and do not claim to have all the answers. For rounded coverage from our black brothers and sisters, we recommend Code Switch, The Breakfast Club, Jamele Hill is Unbothered, 'Black Trauma And Showing Up At Work', and 'Okay, white people, here's what you can do now.'

Andrew discovers quarantine birthdays suck, Lady Gaga drops 'Chromatica,' and John Krasinski can go to hell.
Pam gives her review of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, and her take on whether this is a compelling addition to the Hunger Games universe.
This week in Corona: U.S. deaths have surpassed 100,000, and we're disgusted by the lack of national mourning.
Theme parks won't let that stop them, though - Disney and Universal are set to re-open with strict social distancing and masking guidelines.
We react to the horrific murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor, and give our take on the protests happening across the country.
While the media selectively portrays the protests as violent, they seem to be missing the point: there are tanks in our streets, tear gas and rubber bullets flying. How the fuck did anyone think that would have a positive outcome?
Resource: Ethel's Club is providing free grieving and healing sessions to black folks around the world, led by licensed black therapists.
#Millennial's recommendations to fight white supremacy:
- Educate yourself: Prison Culture blog essential reading, Abolitionist Futures
- VOTE for candidates and legislation to hold authorities accountable
- Understand racism doesn't "go away" - it mutates.
- Confront your implicit biases
- Amplify the voices of people of color (and know when to shut up and listen)
- Support organizations across the country covering the bail and legal fees for arrested protestors: The Bail Project, Minnesota Freedom Fund, Brooklyn Community Bail Fund, Atlanta Solidarity Fund, The National Bail Fund Network.
- Support black businesses in your area: Official Black Wall Street, EatOkra (iOS and Android).
We see you, we stand with you, we're here for you. #BlackLivesMatter
This week's show recommendations: AMC's Quiz (Andrew), Netflix's Dead to Me (Laura), and ‘Why I’m No Longer Talking To White People About Race’ by Reni Eddo-Lodge (Pam).

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JK Rowling showing some TERF-dom... again...
How does this impact our love of the Harry Potter series?
We confront some of our own implicit biases. After taking this implicit bias test on race, we share our results, what they mean, and how we can get better.

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S6 Ep19: Percy Jackson and Hamilton head to Disney+, President Hydro, Quarantine Bingo May 20, 2020

This week's episode is dedicated to Charlie the cat - #ForCharlie! ❤️

In their latest move toward world domination, Disney+ will be bringing us a Percy Jackson TV series and... *drumroll* 🎶Alexander Hamilton🎶
Listener feedback has us discussing when we'll be comfortable going back to the movies, and how to deal with a job that is financially comfortable, but mentally draining.
President Hydroxychloroquine is peddling a new Obama conspiracy theory and thinks he lives in an episode of Star Trek.
Faux meat sales are up 264% since the pandemic began, and Laura has an unsettling Beyond Meat story.
The Quarantine Game - how many of these 25 quarantine experiences apply to you?
A surprise debate takes the panel by storm: is it gross not to shower daily?
To get a Peloton, or not to get a Peloton? (But really, who tf can afford a Peloton?)
Twitter is taking steps to let users know when tweets contain disputed or misleading COVID-19 information. These rules allegedly apply to world leaders, but do we believe Trump will be held accountable?
Instagram is also making some changes, but they're hoping to help you fight the haters: they'll be making it possible to delete comments and block specific accounts from commenting in bulk.
In honor of the start of summer, we've got some relaxing recommendations: ABC summer game shows (Andrew), Pitch season 1 on Hulu (Pam), and using this time to reconnect with long-lost friends (Laura).
This week's episode is sponsored by Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com and enter code MILL for $100 off your first month). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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We took the 16Personalities quiz and got some interesting results. One of our panel is an introvert, and the other two are extroverts. Who do you think got these results?
We're all turbulent, and we dig into what that means for each of us, and how we all experience imposter syndrome.
Which celebrities share our personality types? Some of the results are intimidating and... odd.
We also determine which Harry Potter characters' personalities match our own!

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S6 Ep18: Michelle Obama's 'Becoming' Doc, Adele Weight Loss Reaction, Do You Know The Hosts? May 12, 2020

In the time of COVID-19, life keeps happening. #Millennial is here to make sure you've got our take on the latest!

Andrew's 80-year-old grandmother is getting her first smartphone, Michelle Obama gave us all the feels in Netflix's "Becoming," and what we think of stupid people who refuse to wear masks.
Listener feedback gives us a perspective on what the new normal for open office layouts may be, and a confession about a listener dreaming of being in a thruple with Andrew and Pat.
Adele made headlines when she posted a full-body picture on Instagram, which made it very clear she has lost weight. The internet is divided over whether to celebrate Adele's "hot new bod" or to re-think the way we acknowledge body transformations.
We get personal and share stories of people commenting on our bodies, and the longterm impact of those comments.
While Laura is free to go bowling and get her nails did (she isn't), looks like Andrew will be sheltering in place for a while longer due to Illinois not lifting its stay-at-home order.
Georgia continues to be the shame of the nation: why the murder of Ahmaud Arbery is just not getting attention, and why we're not convinced a grand jury will deliver justice.
We welcome BAE Supporter, Tiara to the show! She uses her background in cybersecurity to educate us about how to keep our banking information safe, and she tests her #Millennial knowledge with a new quiz.
One of the hosts has sex toys, two of the hosts have none. Guess who!
This week's recommendations will give you some stay-home motivation: Taking advantage of quarantine meal kits provided by local restaurants (Andrew), Electric spin scrub brushes for all your grout-cleaning needs (Laura), Target drive-up service (Pam), and Hulu's "Nashville" (Tiara).

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Many of us are getting it up during quarantine, which has caused an erection of sex toy sales.
Laura gives an update on her latest home water damage saga. Her takeaways: asbestos is a bitch, don't back down on liable parties, and she and Marc won't be able to move home for quite a while.
Tiara prompts an interesting discussion by asking how it feels to move back in with your parents.
Moving back in with parents in early twenties vs early thirties - GAME CHANGER!

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S6 Ep17: Shocking COVID-19 Projections, Movie Theaters Revolt, Having To Break Quarantine May 05, 2020

On this week's #Millennial, Micah is back, Nicholas Cage is "back," and a new Twilight book is coming out. What year is it?!

At the top of the show, we address the latest in Tara Reade's sexual assault allegations against presumptive Democratic nominee for President, Joe Biden.
What do we make of Reade's allegations, and has Joe Biden handled this well? (Spoiler: No.)
The latest projections for for COVID-19 infections and deaths finally freak Andrew out, and our entire panel is slated to stay home through the summer.
Why is the U.S. a COVID-19 hotspot? Because we're a hot mess. Period.
Since Laura has been forced to break quarantine due to her home disaster, we share some listener stories about the circumstances outside our control that force our hands on quarantine.
The soon-to-be bankrupt AMC is fighting with Universal Studios over... trolls? Really? Now?
How could move theaters have better prepared for the very clear direction at-home streaming is taking us culturally?
This week's recommendations are some binge-worthy shows and a fun social distancing game: Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert's nightly monologues (Andrew), Good Omens (Laura), Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist (Pam), and "Psych!" by Ellen Degeneres.
This week's episode is sponsored by Raycon (go to https://www.buyraycon.com/mill for 15% off your order). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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How did we get hereeeeee? It's an Imprint reunion to celebrate the announcement that Stephenie Meyer is FINALLY releasing Midnight Sun!
Former Imprint host Andrea joins us, so the gang is back together again!
We reminisce about our favorite fandom memories, and what it meant to have another book series to dive into post-Harry Potter.
Can you enjoy a book and still criticize it? Of course!
We all commit to reading Midnight Sun within 24 hours of its release and (potentially) a Twilight movie commentary?

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S6 Ep16: Crank Calling The Governor, The Stupidest Things Presidents Ever Said, Weird Dreams During COVID-19 Apr 29, 2020

This week's episode really shows our age, but we're here with our thrown-out backs and quarantine drama to cover the latest, so buckle up!

Andrew threw out his back last week and was a total embarrassment during his first visit to the chiropractor.
We think it's really nice that Kim Jong Un has decided Trump's crazy is enough for the world right now (but really he prob dead).
Laura calls the Georgia Governor's Mansion and requests a tour to celebrate the end of shelter in place.
Donald Trump makes his stupidest comments yet during the coronavirus pandemic. If an autocrat injects Clorox into his lungs and Dr. Fauci isn't there to stop him, does anyone really care?
GAME: Andrew quizzes us about some of the stupidest things U.S. Presidents and Vice Presidents have said.
If you've been having weird dreams lately, the 'rona may be to blame according to a UC Berkeley neuroscience professor.
Laura reveals some of her weirdest sleep talk moments, while Pam goes all Groot in her anxiety dreams.
BAE Choice: How to handle loud upstairs neighbors with children during the pandemic?
This week's recommendations are big on the catharsis we all need: Disect, season 6 - Beyonce's 'Lemonade' (Pam), Elderflower Liqueur (Laura), turning turnips on Andrew's Animal Crossing island (Andrew).

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The downside of homeownership: maintenance and neighbors.
Laura recounts what happened to her home, where she's staying now, and what the next steps are.
But is the Hillary standee okay???
So. many. reasons. to. have. adequate. insurance (for homeowners and renters!). Don't skimp - it'll be a lifesaver when your neighbor's water heater leaks all over your shit.

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S6 Ep15: When We'll Go Outside Again, Celebrities Entertaining Fans, IRS Stimulus Delays Apr 21, 2020

We're back on 4/20 to ask the question... is there a light appearing at the end of this coronatunnel? Yes, but let's not rush it, Republican Governors.

A Confessional writer takes some heat from a well-meaning, but possibly misguided friend, and we talk about why it's okay to feel grief about the current state of affairs.
While San Diego Comic Con has canceled, movie theaters are plotting their plans for reopening. Given that movie theaters are nasty anyway, who among us will brave the new normal with 200 of our closest friends for 3 hours?
In the meantime, our favorite entertainers have been taking to YouTube and Zoom to keep us sane. Check out the Disney Singalong, Together At Home, Some Good News with John Krasinski, and Frank Turner's Live on Facebook series!
Has everyone gotten their stimulus payments yet? Laura hasn't, and she's got a bone to pick with the IRS about its shitty website. And what's with Trump's signature in the memo field on checks?
Speaking of Laura's rage, her state's governor has decided to re-open the state after just two weeks of shelter in place. We guess Brian Kemp figures people can't vote in November if they die in May.
We continue our BAE choice series this week by taking some of your questions about how to cope. At the end of the day, you've gotta do the best you can.
How much screen time is "too much" for kids? We call BS on the demonization of kids playing on smart devices.
We've got some feel-good recommendations for you this week: The new Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Andrew), Project Wren (Laura), and Bon Appetit (Pam).
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We've turned all of After Dark this week into a drinking game: no saying each others' names, no saying "drink," and no swearing. Trust that we fucked this up early on.
Catherine is our latest Surprise Bitch! victim, and as a Canadian, she brings some much-needed perspective to our regional dialects conversation.
Can this Buzzfeed quiz guess where you live based on your answers?
You guys vs Y'all, Roly Poly vs Potato Bug - we debate the intricacies of US dialects.
To continue our drinking game, we add a game of Categories to the mix. Catherine catches us all off-guard with her category, and hilarity ensues.

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S6 Ep14: Never Shaking Hands Again, Mail-In Voting Drama, Quibi Review Apr 14, 2020

#Millennial is back, and we're playing "Guess Who's Drinking?" on this week's episode. Take a listen and decide who YOU think is hitting the sauce, and email us with your guess.

Seriously though, who doesn't hate Comcast? Laura chronicles a days long fight she had with America's most hated internet company to come pick up their damn cable line.
Bernie Sanders is being all useful and shit by endorsing Joe Biden, meanwhile none of us have left the house.
The first stimulus payments have begun hitting Americans' bank accounts! If the IRS does not have your direct deposit information, click here to keep an eye on the application for your payment.
Dr. Fauci says we should never shake hands again, Apple and Google teaming up on some COVID-19 tech that makes a portion of our panel nervous, and 52% of people under the age of 45 have lost a job or had their hours reduced.
The Republican party is really letting their IDGAF flag fly: widespread resistance to absentee/mail-in voting expansion is looking to be the hot voter suppression approach of 2020.
The cherry on top? Trump and GOP hoping to let the U.S. Postal Service fail.
In lighter news, we review the latest streaming app to hit the market, Quibi! Our verdict? Some hits, some misses, time will tell.
BAE Supporter Pauline wants to know if we think COVID will change the way we decline socialization. "That's my secret, Captain. I always decline socialization."
It's an entertainment jamboree for this week's recommendations: Mad Men (Andrew), Bong Joon-Ho's "The Host" (Laura), and ‘Saint Cloud’ by Waxahatchee (Pam).
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Andrew recounts going "totally Karen" during a battle with an obnoxious human over a parking space.
We revisit our New Year's Resolutions in an effort to re-define their scope given our current reality.
Pam has some great ideas for helping Laura achieve her journaling goals!
"If my mental health calls for cookies, I'm having cookies."

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S6 Ep13: Unpopular Opinion Challenge, Vinyl Rising in Popularity, New Unemployment Benefits Apr 07, 2020

Laura's stupid Governor just realized how virus transmission works. Better late than never? We're back, and taking no prisoners when it comes to stupid people.

We're making the most out of our shelter in place orders: Pam tries CBD oil and Andrew wins $17 in a Mario Kart tournament.
We play the latest social media challenge of listing 10 things we dislike, but everyone else seems to love. Sorry not sorry.
Take your pink wines, cupcakes, and cheesecakes elsewhere, Karen!
Is it possible to dislike someone's music, but still recognize their talent and respect them as an artist?
This week in Corona: double checking your unemployment payments for the additional $600/week from the CARES act, how to handle a break up during a pandemic, and to mask or not to mask?
Streaming and coronavirus have one thing in common: killing album sales. At least they can't blame millennials for killing this one.
And yet, vinyl sales have never been more popular. They can probably blame us for being a generation of hipsters.
This week's recommendations will take care of your body and soul: Truly's Lemon Hard Seltzer (Andrew), browning your butter (Pam), and Killer Queen for Nintendo Switch (Laura).
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We have got some shit to talk on people doing dumb and heartless things during a pandemic.
People ignoring isolation recommendations, micromanaging employees who have been exposed to COVID-19, and serving up a platter of heartless heartbreak. What is wrong with people?!
We also take the Statistical "Which Character" quiz from Psychometrics, which reveals some of our less-desirable personality traits in the form of lame and evil characters. Oops!

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S6 Ep12: New Ways To Entertain Yourself, Working Out From Home Mar 31, 2020

Come one, come all, it's time for another edition of #Millennial! Where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real. Have you filled out the census yet? Don't forget to be counted!

We'll be hosting a coffee break with our friends over at MuggleCast, open to all! Join us Wednesday 4/1 from 3-4 PM EST - links will be posted on social!
The Number is back to show us just how much more time we're all spending streaming, gaming, and binging.
In happy news, many of us have purportedly reverted to simpler methods of entertainment: puzzle making, cooking, going for actual WALKS.
To keep ourselves entertained for the long haul, we're committing to catching up on pop culture we've missed: Laura will watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Andrew The West Wing, and Pam The Matrix trilogy.
Will they or won't they provide ventilators to NYC's overwhelmed hospitals? This week in Corona gives the latest updates on the pandemic, as well as breaks down what to expect from the $2 trillion stimulus passed by Congress last week.
Laura's successfully gotten a deferral on a few of her monthly bills for April, and she's got some tips about how you can too!
BAE Ning Xi joins us all the way from Singapore, and clearly has superior internet to all of us.
We chat about working out from home (WOFH?) with Ning Xi, and she shares her journey as well as her favorite at-home work out tips.
Looking for more to keep you entertained during #shelterinplace? This week's recommendations have got you, fam: One Day At A Time season 4 (Pam), Man of Medan for PS4 (Laura), Ozark season 3 (Andrew), and "Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows" by Balli Kaur Jaswal (Ning Xi).
This week's episode is sponsored by Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com or download the app and enter code MILL for $100 off your first month) and ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/millennial for 15% off your first purchase). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!
And to play us out this week... the incredible, the insatiable... Joe Exotic, with "Here Kitty Kitty." God help us.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Pam and Andrew both have folks in their lives not taking COVID-19 seriously. How to handle people in your life who are putting others at risk!
New York City put out some delightful recommendations for safe sex amidst COVID-19, and we're here to share their dos and don'ts.
Sex, ok! Kissing, however, might give you the 'rona.
Patrons sound off about how their sex lives have been impacted by Miss 'Rona.
Remember, you are your safest sex partner!

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S6 Ep11: Apps For Feeling Better, Politicians on Reality Shows, Keeping Distance Mar 24, 2020

Well, there's no getting around it: the world is still cray. But we're here to talk about how we can get through it together, and try to find the positives along the way.

In the last week: Laura tried (unsuccessfully) to buy toilet paper online, Andrew's city of Chicago has been ordered to shelter in place, and #Millennial hosted a coffee break video stream that was open to any and all to participate.
Things to know currently: watch your credit cards for fraud during the COVID-19 crisis, US tax deadline has been pushed to mid-July, Americans may be getting checks to ease the burden, and SOCIAL DISTANCING IS STILL IMPORTANT.
In the midst of all this, washed-up politicians are still joining washed-up celebrities on reality TV - the latest misery we've been subjected to? Sarah Palin + bear costume + Baby got back.
Apart from normalizing the likes of Sean Spicer and Rick Perry, we've got some gripes about realty TV giving these failed public servants airtime.
Technology's effect on anxiety levels is an acknowledged issue, but what about its ability to possibly help minimize anxiety symptoms?
Apps like SuperBetter, Happify, and Headspace are great resources we've used to practice mindfulness and minimize negative thinking. And BrightMind is currently offering a free year of their meditation app in light of the COVID-19 pandemic.
This week's recommendations are sure to help grant some much-needed peace: "Ugly Delicious" (Pam), Animal Crossing (Laura & Andrew), and the Daniel Craig "Bond" movies (Andrew).
This week's episode is sponsored by Honeybook (https://www.HoneyBook.com/MILL to get 50% off), Bombas (https://www.bombas.com/MILL for 20% off your first purchase), and UnTuckit (https://www.untuckit.com and use code MILL for 20% off your first order). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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We show you how to socialize distantly while playing a Jackbox games classic, Drawful!
For instructions on setting this up, click here.
Marc and Pat join us to up our player numbers and make things more interesting.
One of our self portraits is a penis. Can you guess who?
"It looks like... a puddle of puke. Or a swimming pool."

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S6 Ep10: 'Rona Life, How To Work From Home, Easy Homebuying Tips Mar 17, 2020

Cooped up inside with nothing to do? So are we. We're all in this together!

As we navigate this crisis together, #Millennial recommends making donations (if you can!) to the Center for Disaster Philanthropy's COVID-19 Response Fund. You can also donate your time and resources - here are some recommendations.
Primaries delayed, schools closed, and many working from home - how to cope, and what to expect?
We offer some of our best work from home (WFH) practices in light of #socialdistancing.
To pajama, or not to pajama? That is the question.
How do you stay motivated during the day, and keep yourself from going crazy?
What are some of the challenges to suddenly working from home with your roommates/significant others?
One bright side is this crisis may open the housing market to more millennials, with interest rates falling. What do we think of trendy home buying programs like Divvy and Knock?
This week's recommendations will have you all set for quarantining: Celestial's Sleepy Time herbal tea (Andrew), if you must, visiting your grocery store at off-peak times (Laura), and Josh Gad's bedtime stories on Twitter (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by Rothy's (https://www.rothys.com/MILL), ZipRecruiter (https://www.ziprecruiter.com/millennial to try ZipRecruiter FREE), and bioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter promo code MIL for 15% off everything on their website). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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Surprise Bitch! to our favorite Alabama sunflower. <3
Stuck at home and want to hang out with your friends? We're here to show you how you can play "Never Have I Ever" via video conferencing!
"Never Have I Ever..." leaves Andrew feeling targeted.
The rounds inspire the panel to tell new stories about things they've done, including (but not limited to) having sex in cars, getting thrown out of bars, and sending desperate sexts to exes.

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S6 Ep9: Drunk Shopping, 2020 Census Preview, Twitter's Fleets Mar 10, 2020

#Millennial is here to remind you to wash 👏🏼 your 👏🏾 damn 👏🏻 hands 👏🏿, but also to tell you about our drunk shopping habits.

As COVID-19 (coronavirus) spreads, the stock market plummets and Orange Julius doesn't think this is a big deal (but still wants to stimulate the economy just in case).
We bid adieu to Elizabeth Warren's 2020 campaign, and raise a Bud Light to our favorite progressive.
23% of Americans admitted to making drunk purchases in the last 12 months, but millennials are the guiltiest of culprits in this poll.
Pretend adulting moment: many millennials will be completing the census for their household for the first time this year. With options to complete via mail, phone, or online, it's easier than ever to ensure you're counted this year!
Why does the Census matter to millennials REP-RE-SEN-TA-TION BABY!
While Twitter rolls out "Fleets" (stories that disappear after 24 hours), we roll our eyes. Did we really need this?
In the wide world of screenshots, remember that nothing is ever truly gone from the internet, kiddos.
In this week's recommendations, Andrew and Laura fight over who gets to recommend Hulu's Hillary docuseries. But you should also try Chick-Fil-A's fish sandwich (Laura) and Thirst Aid Kit (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by Vistaprint (https://www.vistaprint.com and enter promo code Mill for free shipping on all business cards, any style, any quantity) and Stamps.com (https://www.stamps.com and enter promo code MILL for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any longterm commitment). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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We take a quiz together to determine our Enneagram Personality Types.
What are the pros and cons of personality tests? Do we regard them well?
The panel's results are pretty revealing... and not the most flattering some feel?

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S6 Ep8: How To Avoid Germs, Super Tuesday, Disney's Lizzie McGuire Drama Mar 03, 2020

"And then there were... 5." #Millennial is here to tell you everything you need to know to cut through this week's bullshit.

If Laura's student loan repayments aren't re-certified, do they even exist?
The stock market yoyos in the face of coronavirus, and we wonder if now is a good time to buy, or if the economy will survive long enough to justify such investments.
As a panel that doesn't consist of any medical professionals, our best advice for avoiding coronavirus? Don't be nasty.
But for real, do the same things you're doing to avoid the flu. Not doing anything? Fucking fix that.
We're down to Biden, Sanders, Warren, Gabbard (lol), and Blooomberg (wtf) in the field of Democratic contenders for 2020.
How will we be deciding who to vote for in our state primaries if our preferred candidate drops out before then?
Listener feedback covers how IUDs, while great for some, are not the answer for everyone. Also, how to have a dialogue with your partner about your sexless relationship.
Disney+ got so many millennials in the door with the promise of Disney Channel original reboots featuring our favorite teen protagonists all grown up. Now it appears they don't want things to be too grown up.
Practice some self-care with this week's recommendations: Instapot (Pam), Generation Clay Brightening Purple Clay Mask (Laura), and HBO's McMillions (Andrew).
This week's episode is sponsored by Honeyboook (for 50% off your first year). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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One of our panel is celebrating an anniversary while a few divorces happen in their friend group.
The panel reflects on various stages of life through the lens of the relationships that defined those periods. We're all SUPER glad we didn't marry those people (no offense?).
And a check in on our New Year's resolutions? Who's killing it, who's sucking, and who needs to recalibrate?

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S6 Ep7: Bernie Breakaway, Wild TikTok Videos, Service Animal Scam Feb 25, 2020

Oh my #Millennial, there's so much to talk about this week! Crack open a cold one, light one up, and join us!

Feel the Bern: a decisive Nevada (Nev-AAAH-duh) win propels Bernie Sanders to the head of the pack, making his nomination all the more likely.
Mike Bloomberg tragically died at the most recent Democratic debate when Elizabeth Warren melted his face off on live TV.
Coronavirus = King of the viruses? Not only is the potential pandemic hurting Hollywood, global markets are reacting negatively, and certain localities are seeing an increase in discrimination against Asians.
The US continues its perilous election dance with Russia as both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders receive intelligence about Russian interference with the campaign season.
"Back in our day we only had 6 seconds!" Our old af panel reacts to TikTok.
We turn the "5 movies to get to know me" meme into a game on the show and try to guess who is defined by which films.
#Millennial BAE Anne joins us to talk about her career as an animal trainer and explain why Andrew isn't a complete asshole (but still kinda) for pretending he has a service support animal.
Recommendations run the gamut this week: "Better Call Saul" (Andrew), Urban Decay's 'Born to Run' eyeshadow palette (Laura), "Outlander" season 5 (Pam), and RunDisney (Anne).
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Toxic people. We all have them, we (sometimes) love them. How do you get a toxic person out of your life?
We discuss personal examples involving romantic relationships and family members we had to cut off.
Have WE ever been the toxic people? Tune in for this existential crisis.

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S6 Ep6: Influencer Paydays, Justice Department Chaos, Birds of Prey Feb 18, 2020

Your favorite friends are back, and unlike Mike Bloomberg, we're not here to buy your attention!

Laura met with a personal trainer and is still sore, and Andrew and #Millennial Social Media Manager Jule finally met in person!
Does anyone ask permission to recline their seat on planes? Do we all stew in righteous hatred when someone reclines into us?
Our latest Confessional submission asks Laura and Pam if it's possible for sexually active women to ever get over the paranoia of getting pregnant? Yes but also no.
Mike Bloomberg is paying smaller social media influencers to advertise for him. How much would we sell our souls to Bloomberg for?
Is paying to generate seemingly "organic" content like this an honest campaign tactic?
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous title change of One Harley Quinn) has suffered at the box office following an SEO debacle with its original title. How could WB have better set this film up for success?
In political news, the US Justice Department will be changing its name to the US Trump's Little Bitch Department.
We're pretty wholesome with the recommendations this week: "This Is Magic" by A Great Big World (Andrew), Supporting your local Girl Scouts and buying some cookies (Pam), and Dictionary art (Laura).
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Surprise Bitch 2: Kody strikes back!
According to our friends at Pew Research Center, 3 in 10 Americans have tried online dating, and 12% have been married or in long-term committed relationships with someone they've met online.
Given the increase in dating app usage (and the potential dangers that come with them), Tinder will be implementing a new in-app panic button in the event of a very bad date.
This is a good idea overall, but we can think of a few practical ways in which this may not work as intended.
Given that we've all met romantic partners online at some point, we share our tips and tricks for staying safe online.

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S6 Ep5: LA Romance, Oscars Review, Too Many Emoji, Cameo Feb 11, 2020

Got primary season hangover already? Don't worry, we've got you, fam.

What happened while we were on break? Caucuses, acquittals, and viruses, oh my!
While we've been off, Andrew has had a brief love affair with LA, Laura has delayed filing her taxes (fight the power), and Pam learned some of the legalities behind scattering human remains in public.
The Oscars can't seem to stop its bleeding viewership problem, but this year represented a few positive shifts: the first time a foreign language film won Best Picture (Parasite), first time a female conductor led the Best Score ensemble, and the films that were expected to "win big" didn't take home as many awards as anticipated.
Iowa: WTF happened, and why do we still place so much emphasis on it?
With Sanders and Buttigieg getting so much press, are we looking at our two frontrunners?
The Unicode Consortium has finished 62 new emoji that will roll out later this year. We're excited about the trans flag, crying while smiling, and disguised faces, and less so about the flatbread and the rock (wtf?).
Speaking of WTF, check out some of the celebrity offerings on Cameo. We browse (and gasp) at the prices people are willing to pay for a 60 second video from B-list celebs.
A confessional from a listener in an interracial relationship prompts a discussion about what it's like to be in any kind of non-homogenous relationship in the current political climate.
This week's recommendations should thaw your heart and soul: Funko Hollywood (Andrew), Ivy's Tea (Laura), and 'The Good Place' (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter (https://www.ziprecruiter.com/millennial to try ZipRecruiter for FREE), BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter promo code MIL for 15% off everything on their website), Stamps.com (https://www.stamps.com and enter promo code MILL for a 4 week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any longterm commitment), and HoneyBook (https://www.tryhoneybook.com/MILL for 50% off your first year). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, this week available to all Patrons:

We attempt to Surprise Bitch! listener Kody, and get Surprise Bitched! in return.
In the wake of Kobe Bryant's death and new developments in the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard saga, we revisit the topic of cancel culture.
When is it appropriate to cancel someone? When does cancel culture do more harm than good?
Andrew gets a surprise invitation from a prominent LA comedian.

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S6 Ep5: Variety Show: Endorsing a Candidate for President Feb 03, 2020

Andrew, Laura, and Pam take a test to determine which candidate we're REALLY for, based on where we stand on the various issues. By the end we come to a decision on who is getting our endorsement!
This edition of the new #Millennial Variety Show is being released to the public since it's our first of the year, and we're making a very big decision! Future episodes of the Variety Show will be posted exclusively on Patreon each month. Pledge at Patreon.com/Millennial to receive instant access to this and so many more benefits.
This release is sponsored by LoveBook! Visit LoveBookOnline.com/mill to receive a 20% discount only for our listeners, and create the perfect Valentine's Day gift!
This episode is also sponsored by Fi Collars, makers of smart dog collars so you always know where your pup is. Visit TryFi.com and use code MILL for $50 off your collar!

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S6 Ep4: Iowa Caucus Bets, Hunger Games Prequel's Big Reveal, Breaking Sad Jan 29, 2020

Andrew's on a Breaking Bad tour across the Southwestern US, and #Millennial is here to stop him from adopting a meth habit!

Basketball legend Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and several others were tragically killed in a freak helicopter crash over the weekend. The panel shares why even non-sport fans are so affected.
We predict who the winners of the upcoming Iowa caucus will be, and talk about why no one really knows how this will go.
Move over JKR: Suzanne Collins is giving us an origin story... about the Hunger Games trilogy's most reviled villain.
The people have spoken: reusing gym clothes is GROSS. (Laura's still gonna do it though.)
What was it like to grow up during the Bush-era abstinence-only sex education push?
Our BAEs have some great questions for us this week: Which movie could we watch back to back? What do we wish we'd done differently when preparing to move in with our partners? How to battle jetlag?
Impeachment is turning out to be less of a dud than the GOP hoped for, and we're here for it.
This week's recommendations start out disturbing and end pretty wholesome: Polluting the planet (WTF Andrew), Pravanna hair color (Laura), and Anthony Padilla's "I Spent A Day With" series (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/MILLENNIAL for 15% off your first order), Rothy's (https://www.rothys.com/MILL to get your new favorite flats), and LoveBook (https://www.LoveBookOnline.com/mill to receive a 20% discount). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available at Patreon.com/Millennial:

Our latest takes on online behavior. If you're a dick online, are you prepared for the consequences?
Should Facebook groups be considered safe spaces compared to the wild west of the internet?
Why is JK Rowling surprised people are doubting her intentions nowadays? Should she clarify her position?

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S6 Ep3: Side Hustle Success Tips, Micah Chairs, Wearing Dirty Clothes Jan 21, 2020

It's about to be a long week with the Senate's impeachment trial, but #Millennial is here to give you a reprieve from politics-heavy news!

Micah joins us after a long hiatus (3 years, nbd) from the show. He brings his sick burns and a strong desire to let the world know how he feels about Trump.
In an exciting twist, Micah reviews the various Micah Chairs that've been posted to the Facebook Group over the past few years. Don't worry: We explain what the hell a Micah Chair is. (See them on our Instagram)
After last week's sustainability discussion, we check in: how are we doing, and what non-earth friendly products have we ditched? (Here are the towels Andrew ordered.)
According to Experian, 50% of millennials have a side hustle. We share our experience of getting involved in a passion project that later became a side hustle.
Some quick tips for side hustlers: take advantage of Upwork and TaskRabbit, beware of taxes, and consider how your side hustle can add to your resume.
There's no common thread in this week's recommendations: HBO's "The Outsider" (Laura), ice balls (Andrew), Netflix's "The Circle" (Pam), reversible gym shorts (Micah).
This week's show is sponsored by Fi (https://www.tryfi.com and enter promo code mill for $50 off) and LoveBook (https://www.lovebookonline.com/mill to receive a 20% discount on a Love Book). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available exclusively on Patreon:

Pea(cock) block? NBC joins the streaming fray with the promise of... early, late-night television? Wat?
HBO Max will also be here before too long, prompting the question... are we at our streaming limit yet?
Andrew shares his most recent edible experience, and Laura commiserates by sharing an old stoner horror story of her own.
Pam got propositioned while walking down the street. We're not kidding.

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S6 Ep2: Sustainability Challenge, Best Ways to Cope With 2020, Royal Drama Jan 14, 2020

2020 already feeling 20 years long? #Millennial is back this week with some advice about staying vigilant and staying sane.

Think you’re using safe passwords? Use Google’s Password Checkup to see if your passwords have been exposed in data breaches.
As the Democratic field narrows, Laura still vows to only care starting on Super Tuesday.
Since sustainability is such a hot topic these days, we examine our own sustainability practices (or lack thereof).
We all commit to at least one change we’ll make for sustainability’s sake, and admit to a few non-sustainable practices we’re guilty of.
Since sustainability comes with a high price tag in many cases, we cover some affordable sustainable practices.
In the last week we’ve backed off of open conflict with Iran, fabricated an intelligence story, announced that impeachment articles are headed to the Senate, and overstated the reach of executive powers. How are you feeling about American democracy?
We’ve got some recommendations about how involved to get with the news surrounding federal elections, and where to focus that excess attention.
Across the pond, the people making the British Royal Family hip and interesting are… moving to sit at a cooler table.
Get ready to snuggle up with our latest recommendations: “Jeopardy! The Greatest of All Time” (Andrew), Netflix’s “Dracula” (Laura), and the ‘Call Me by Your Name’ audiobook (Pam).
This week’s episode is sponsored by BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter promo code MIL for 15% off EVERYTHING on their website), LoveBook (https://www.LoveBookOnline.com/mill for 20% off a LoveBook), and HoneyBook (https://www.tryhoneybook.com/MILL for 50% off your first year). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Millennials are still having less sex, but we’re also getting more STDs. Wtf?
We share our safe sex practices, and come clean about when we haven’t been so clean.
How does online dating simultaneously make obtaining sex easier, but personing harder?
Surprise Bitch! victim Kait gets to have a probing conversation with us about millennial sex trends.

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S6 Ep1: New Year New Us, If War Is Imminent, Golden Globes, Rise of Skywalker Jan 07, 2020

Welcome back to #Millennial, where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real!

Is that a new theme song we hear? And a new tagline? We've been hard at work putting together some fun changes for our 6th season, and we can't wait to share them.
Speaking of being hard at work during the winter holidays, the President opened the world up to a US-Iran military conflict, and climate change deniers are literally down to let the world burn.
We react to Trump's airstrike against Qassem Soleimani and discuss how this may further complicate the 2020 election. Somehow Laura keeps calling Soleimani "salami."
As the 9/11 generation, we clearly remember the last prolonged military conflict a Republican President lied the US into. We're getting too old for this shit.
Speaking of politics, Ricky Gervais called for the Hollywood elite to steer clear of the topic in their acceptance speeches during this year's Golden Globes. It didn't work.
We react to the winners of the major Golden Globes categories, and spend some time pondering the awards season in general.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: A spoiler-free review.
Andrew asks us to hold his feet to the fire when setting a particular 2020 goal.
Our new year recommendations will make you feel good and get off to 2020 on the right foot! Write the narrative of your decade for yourself (Laura), 'Anne With An E' on Netflix (Pam), and Amazon's 'The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel' season 3 (Andrew).
This episode is sponsored by Rothy's (https://www.rothys.com/MILL for your new favorite pair of shoes), ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/MILLENNIAL for 15% off your first order of the perfect bra), and UnTuckIt (https://www.untuckit.com and use promo code MILL for 20% off your first order. Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

Andrew spills some tea about a certain fan site we have past connections to, and it is DE-licious.
Pam's got some scandalous drama that can only be shared on Patreon, prompting a discussion about not fucking with crazy.
Laura shares a personal story about an idiot ex.

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S5 Ep47: Best Mistakes and Shows of the Decade, Word of the Year, Pop Culture Preview Dec 17, 2019

It's the #Millennial Season 5 FINALE holiday special! Grab a drink and get cozy with us.

A couple of important reminders: The Affordable Care Act (ACA) deadline has been extended to December 18th. Go get that healthcare! Also, the House will be voting on articles of impeachment that same day, so stay tuned for some BREAKING NEWS over at Patreon!
Merriam Webster and Dictionary.com share their words of the year, which have us feeling a mix of inclusivity but also existential dread (isn't that the millennial experience?). Plus, listeners chime in with their own Words of the Year and introduce us to some new ones.
This year's Secret Santa gift exchange is a big one! The hosts are joined by Jule, Marc, and Pat to mix things up, and boy do things get mixed up during this guessing game!
Some of us have really bad poker faces during Secret Santa, but that could also just be the wine talking.
In our "Best TV Show" and "Best Fuck Up" of the decade categories, we recognize a number of winners and honorable mentions. Does Game of Thrones count as a show and a fuck up?
Somewhere in the course of the conversation, the hosts identify a gap in the dildo market.
Pam gives us her much-awaited best albums of the decade list, and it is really all you need this holiday season.
What pop-culture happenings are we excited for in 2020? We've got some you might expect, and others you might not!
This week's episode is sponsored by BioClarity (enter promo code MIL for 15% off EVERYTHING on their website) and LoveBook (for 20% off a personalized book for a loved one). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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The panel tries to be adults and set SMART goals for their New Years resolutions.
What resolutions have we made and failed at in the past? Why did we fail?
Most of the panel discovers they want to practice Spanish together, and Patrons want to join in! As a result, we created the Milenio-Español room in our Discord channel for anyone who'd like to join us on our language learning journey!
The panel vows to hold each other accountable for our goals in the new year. We hope you'll help keep us accountable too, dear listeners!

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S5 Ep46: A Date Gone Wrong, Copy Cat Podcast, Best Moments and Music of the 2010's Dec 10, 2019

The latest #Millennial is hot off the editor and ready to relax your ears after Thanksgiving with your family!

Pam went on a date over Thanksgiving break... and almost choked on her drink at one of her date's comments about dealbreakers.
# vs $: Another podcast aimed towards millennials has a logo that looks a little too similar for comfort. We hope you enjoy our new and improved album art.
Democrats are set to drop articles of impeachment, and we're on the case! Keep an eye out for our next BREAKING NEWS benefit over at Patreon.
It's the end of the decade as we know it, and we feel... alright.
What were some of the best internet moments and controversies of the 2010s? There's lots to cover, from Barack Obama's inauguration to the Ashley Madison leaks, and everything in-between!
How about the best scientific breakthroughs? Props to space, but there've been some accomplishments on mother Earth too!
We announce our choice for best new artist of the decade and share the results from our Spotify Wrapped decade in reviews.
This week's recommendations are cheery af: The Santa Clause (Andrew), A Christmas Carol (1999) and Krampus (Laura), and Home Alone 1 & 2 (Pam). Plus, Andrew throws in a cozy recommendation called The Comfy
This week's episode is sponsored by Rothy's (https://www.rothys.com/mill to get your new favorite flats), LoveBook (https://www.lovebookonline.com/mill for a 20% discount on a LoveBook), and Joybird (https://www.joybird.com/MILLENNIAL25 and enter code MILLENNIAL25 for 25% off your first order). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available to all Patrons this week:

Pam dives deeper and tells us about her dating dealbreakers.
Laura shares her history of dating a Bernie Bro, and what she learned from the experience.
Andrew spins us a tale of drinks, downtown L.A., and firearms.
We finally learn about Andrew's secret life as a professional podcaster OUTSIDE of #Millennial. *gasp*

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S5 Ep45: The Apps That've Changed Our Lives, A Secret Podcast, Recognizing Yourself Nov 26, 2019

What are we thankful for this year? Marie Yovanovich and Fiona Hill.
SCOTUS declines to review the famous case of Adnan Syed, which is credited with legitimizing podcasting as a medium.
Laura "let it go" before it began and never saw Frozen. Oops.
As we wrap 2019, we'll be going over some "Best Ofs" the last decade. This week: best tech advancement in the categories of apps and hardware.
A couple of confessional writers are wondering - is it ok to brag on social media sometimes? Can I have a fulfilling romantic relationship without sex?
In the news, Coldplay is giving the cold shoulder to climate change by putting a stop to touring until they can find an environmentally friendly and sustainable way to do so.
Will you be sharing your views on President Trump at the dinner table this Thanksgiving? A new survey from our friends at Pew reveals similarities in approach regardless of political affiliation.
This week's Surprise Bitch! victim Caleb is one of the lucky ones whose family doesn't fight over politics during the holidays.
Here's some warm 'n toasty recommendations to settle into this holiday season: Wemo smart plugs (Andrew), Done Disappeared (Laura), and Trader Joe's pizza dough (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter promo code MIL for 15% off everything on their site), Honey (https://www.joinhoney.com/MILL to get Honey for FREE), and VistaPrint (https://www.vistaprint.com and enter promo code Mill50 to get up to 50% off holiday cards and photo calendars). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available exclusively on Patreon:

Laura has some complaining to do about a series of frustrating experiences she had trying to get her shit together.
Andrew reveals where he and Pat are thinking of moving next (hint: it's not Nashville).
The first injectable male birth control is pending approval in India following wild success in its clinical trials. Do you hear that sound? It's women around the world heaving a sigh at men refusing to get an injection in their nether-regions.

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S5 Ep44: End of the Decade Bragging, Trump's Weird Hospital Visit, Taylor Swift Drama Nov 19, 2019

That chill in the air isn't just the latest impeachment proceedings - it's getting cold af out here!
We welcome BAE supporter Ryan to the show! He shares his love of Mayor Pete and has a uniquely millennial life story to share.
The end of the decade is upon us, and people are already taking to social media to boast about their accomplishments. Is this healthy?
Speaking of the end of the year, let us know how we're doing and help us improve the show by taking our 2020 survey!
Alan Rickman, back from the dead? No thank you!
Chick-fil-Gay? Not quite, but does their move to halt donations to anti-LGBT groups represent progress?
Scooter Braun and Big Machine could write a book on how to ruin someone's perfect day: the latest in Taylor Swift's breakup with her original label.
Can Laura cram the top stories from the nation's capital into the Washington Minute?
It's totally normal to make an unscheduled visit to an emergency hospital for the first part of your annual physical, right? Nothing to see here!
A confessional writer shares concerns about their sexless marriage. This prompts the question, is sex everything in a marriage?
Ryan takes us through the highs and lows of moving for a job, moving home, and purchasing a condo. The panel weighs in - are our 30s better than our 20s?
Our recommendations this week run the gamut: the new Popeye's chicken sandwich (Andrew), ??? (Ryan), following Jaime Harrison and Amy McGrath, who are working to unseat Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell (Laura), and streaming "The Man" by Taylor Swift (Pam).
This week's episode is sponsored by FabFitFun (https://www.fabfitfun.com and enter promo code MILL for $10 off your first box! #Millennial is a #fabfitfunpartner!), Candid Co (https://www.CandidCO.com/MILL and use code MILL for $75 off), and VistaPrint (https://www.vistaprint.com and enter promo code Mill50 for 50% off all holiday cards and photo calendars). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available exclusively on Patreon:

Laura shares a roller coaster of a story that has been a couple of months in the making.
How often do we turn to Google instead of seeing our doctor? Have we experienced increased stress as a result of being told by WebMD that we're probably dying?
How do you begin the process of finding a primary care provider?
Millennials are more likely to see bias and harassment in the workplace. The panel shares their stories.

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S5 Ep43: Disney+ Released, Coming Clean to Husband, Consequences of Health Habits Nov 12, 2019

Happy Disney+ launch day! We're so overwhelmed.
Instagram to start removing like counts in the US this week. Now that we can't #liveforthelike, what does life mean anymore?
Please take our 2020 listener survey! This will help us improve all of our show offerings in 2020.
We kind of shit talked fast-forwarding through entertainment media, and got some swift corrections from our listeners. Oops!
Millennials in the Media: the economic consequences of millennials' health habits.
We talk about the upcoming Vietnam War flick, "Finding Jack" starring... James Dean?
After last week's Hidden from the Headlines, a listener from Hong Kong provides context and a correction.
Pam and Laura called it a few weeks ago, and the news confirms: 89% of graduates would spend a week in jail to get their student loan debt cancelled. Not the cancel culture we deserve, but the cancel culture we NEED.
Is virginity all it's cracked up to be? One confessional writer seeks advice on telling her husband that he's the one who showed her a whole new world. It inspires us to pitch a new Patreon benefit, leading to hilarious results.
Would you rather... be able to detect any lie you hear, or get away with any lie you tell?
This week's recommendations: HBO's "His Dark Materials" (Pam), Google Maps' "Remind me when to leave" feature (Andrew), and Dunkin's Beyond Sausage breakfast sandwich (Laura).
This week's episode is sponsored by Rothy's (https://www.rothys.com/mill to get your new favorite pair of flats), Joybird (https://www.joybird.com/MILLENNIAL25 for 25% off your first order), and ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/MILLENNIAL for 15% off your first order). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Time to talk shit. Brew that tea strong, friends.
Andrew keeps his vacation destinations secret so he doesn't have to see people.
Shares of US adults that have cohabitated are now higher than those who have been married. How do our more traditional relatives view cohabitation?
Don't be all nuanced and reasonable irl and then double down on stupid views on Facebook. Just stop.
Stop ruining Pam's movie-going experience, Janice!

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S5 Ep42: One Year 'Til 2020, Millennial Sleeping Habits, Speeding Up Netflix Nov 05, 2019

We’re a year out from the 2020 election, and we’re already exhausted. #sendhelp
The panel makes predictions about the Democratic ticket tin 2020 - do we really think Biden will hold this lead?
We have mixed, but mostly positive feelings about Apple TV+ and Disney+ offerings as we prepare for the domination of streaming services.
Andrew debuts a new “Millennials in the Media” segment, in which we compare our experiences to what the latest reporting is saying about us. Apparently we sleep all night (lol), we work all day, and we don't 'think,' whatever that means.
Laura brings back the Washington Minute and goes over a tad. Not as bad as a Senate Filibuster though!
Netflix is testing a feature that would allow viewers to speed up to slow down what they’re watching. Stay tuned for Judd Apatow’s upcoming film about nerds ruling the earth and taking down the corporate Netflix devil.
Hidden from the Headlines returns, this time looking east at the ongoing protests in Hong Kong. We talk about how the aftershocks of colonialism still plague us today.
Our BAE choice questions ask us to examine the SCOTUS ruling on Citizens United v FEC, our best holidays, and when it’s appropriate to put up that Christmas tree.
This week’s Confessional writer resonated with 5x39’s confession about discovering the existence of a secret half-sister. When to tell, when not to tell?
Would you rather… lose the ability to speak, or the ability to read?
Our recommendations this episode are taco holders (Andrew), Netflix’s “Explained” series (Laura), and “Queer Eye: We’re in Japan!” (Pam).
This week’s episode is sponsored by UnTuckit (https://www.untuckit.com and use code MILL for 20% off at checkout), Vistaprint (https://www.vistaprint.com and use code Mill50 for 50% off all holiday cards and photo calendars), and Honey (https://www.joinhoney.com/MILL to join Honey for FREE!). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available exclusively on Patreon:

Delta opted for censored versions of films featuring gay lovemaking scenes. After backlash, they resumed use of the full versions of Booksmart and Rocketman, but why do they feel the need to censor in the first place?
Do we ever get paranoid about someone screen spying on planes?
The panel digs into their various neuroses about how and where they must sit on a plane.

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S5 Ep41: Spooky Story Palooza, Uber Tipping, Katie Hill Oct 29, 2019

We get through the news quickly this week, and move onto #Millennial's Scary Stories PaloOoOoOoOoza to celebrate all things Halloween.
Pam is ok, but has had to evacuate due to the fires in Northern California. Don't send thoughts and prayers - support recovery for our West Coast friends!
Marc and Pat join us to get spoopy!
The hosts share their own haunting tales: a black hooded figure, babysitting ghost, and Savannah sleep paralysis.
Our listeners are also haunted: Plymouth house, haunted lab, Shawshank prison, haunted melodies, and more.
Do you believe in ghosts? The panel is split, but these stories definitely moved the needle.
WTF News gives us a different kind of creeps: death at a gender reveal party, tipping practices in ride-sharing services, Florida man tries to BBQ child molesters, Brexit is... still not happening, Representative Katie Hill slut-shamed into resigning.
Would you rather... be haunted by a ghost for the rest of your life, or haunt someone for the rest of their life?
Settle into fall with our recommendations: iOS Announce Call feature (Andrew), "Haunted Places" Urban Legends series (Laura), making your own soups this fall (Pat), and Mr. Hopp's Playhouse (Marc).
This week's episode is sponsored by BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter code MIL for 15% off at checkout), LoveBook Online (https://www.LoveBookOnline.com/millennial for 20% off), and UnTuckIt (https://www.untuckit.com and use code MILL for 20% off at checkout). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Wait... where is After Dark?
We had a bit of a... malfunction with the original broadcast. Laura and Andrew will be recording a replacement After Dark later this week.

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S5 Ep40: Pierre Delecto, A Therapist's Secrets, Our Own Confessions Oct 22, 2019

This week, we welcome BAE supporter and licensed therapist Morgan to the show! We hope she can fix us. (This episode does not serve as a therapy replacement, and we highly encourage seeking out a therapist if you need help!)
We all wish we were as hip and cool as Pierre Delecto, Mitt Romney's alter-ego.
Morgan fills us in on her experience pursuing a career in therapy, and answers all of our burning questions about how to have a successful therapy experience.
Morgan also leads us through a mindfulness exercise LIVE on air. Sit back, take a deep breath, and watch those leaves float downstream. Check out her business page here!
A new study from Pew Research shows that the portion of Americans with no religious affiliation is growing. We review our religious backgrounds and talk about how our views have evolved over the years.
The results of Canada's federal election were rolling in as we recorded, but we did take a brief pause to talk about the early results and give some love to our northern neighbors.
Laura debuts "The Washington Minute," in which she attempts to cram a week's worth of updates from the nation's capitol into 60 seconds. Godspeed.
We receive an update from one of last week's Confessional writers, and come clean with our own confessions.
Would you rather... know WHEN you're going to die, or HOW you're going to die?
This week's recommendations are giving love to all the media outlets: HBO's Succession (Andrew), Netflix's "Marianne" (Laura), Hulu's "Looking for Alaska" (Pam), and Esther the Wonder Pig (Morgan).
We're sponsored this week by Candid Co (https://www.candidco.com/MILL and use code MILL for $75 off), FabFitFun (https://www.fabfitfun.com and enter code MILL for $10 off your first box), and ZipRecruiter (https://wwwziprecruiter.com/millennial to try ZipRecruiter for FREE!). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week's installment of After Dark, available exclusively on Patreon:

A new study conducted by GfK Consumer Life reveals that Gen Z-ers are less likely to “always want to be reachable” compared to Millennials.
How reachable do we want to be? The panel discusses the struggles of always being "on."
What impact has technology had on Gen Z, since they've never not known it? Will there be an anti-technology shift with this age group?
A fun new Twitter challenge emerges from the discussion.

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S5 Ep39: Pam Goes Dark, Instagram Removes Stalking Feed, Confessional Palooza Oct 15, 2019

Pam has a bone to pick with PG&E over its planned blackouts that left hundreds of thousands without power for days.
Instagram's removed the Following tab, and now the #Millennial hosts can like dilfs_of_disneyland pics in peace.
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie - did we really need this? Mixed reviews from the panel.
In light of the ongoing impeachment inquiry, we thought it would be a good opportunity to come clean. Step into the Confessional with us, children.
What would you do if your partner offered to pay off your student loan debt?
Does losing your temper with your children make you a bad parent? (No.)
Should you lock your pets out when it's time to get busy? Listeners are split.
When you're in a happily polyamorous relationship, how do you deal with judgments from others?
Why does one listener lie about his Gold Star Gay status?
One Confessional touches on an almost-hookup with an 18-year-old, which prompts a debate about what denotes an age-appropriate relationship.
In the age of DNA tests, should there be the ability to opt out of being shown who you're related to?
This week's feel-good recommendations: Pete Souza (Andrew), CBD Oil (Laura), and 'Wayward Son' by Rainbow Rowell.
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Dealing with flaky friends is a drag, but could there be more going on than meets the eye?
We share experiences of being flaked on, and cases in which WE have flaked.
How do you confront that friend who always ghosts you?
When social anxiety is a factor, what is the best way to coax friends out of their shells?

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S5 Ep38: Forgetting Memories, Disney's Past, Social Media Privacy Oct 08, 2019

None of us got shot at our viewings of “Joker” this weekend, so your regular #Millennial experience can resume uninterrupted!

We’re so glad to see the public has evolved from thinking Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was a death sentence, to responding to Bernie Sanders’ heart attack by saying “get well soon, champ!” #progress
Laura provides the latest on impeachment: people are mostly ignoring subpoenas, because that’s normal, right?
There is now a second whistleblower, and Demented Donald is showing all signs of feeling the impeachment net tightening.
Disney+ is launching next month with a couple of notable exclusions: “Song of the South,” in addition to the “Dumbo” Jim Crow scene will not be viewable on the platform. How should Disney walk the line between acknowledging its racist history and demonstrating that these depictions are no longer reflective of who they are?
The Justice Department wants a backdoor into your Facebook and WhatsApp messages, and we have FEELINGS.
The chat leads us into our Filtered Messages inbox on Facebook, where we find that people have sent us some... interesting... communications.
Would you rather forget all your past memories and only be able to generate new ones, or hold onto your past memories and be unable to create new ones?
This week’s Surprise Bitch! victim is Morgan, who Andrew will be texting for therapy from here on out.
This week’s recommendations are pretty wholesome: the Hermann Whole Brain model (Laura), Trader Joe’s for all things pumpkin spice (Pam), and Pete Buttigieg’s book, “Shortest Way Home” (Andrew).
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Andrew has a personal update with a happy ending that can only live behind our paywall.
The BBC has determined that “Cather in the Rye” is no longer hip and in touch with the current adolescent population. This prompts us to look back on what literature and media we may have loved as young people that hasn’t aged well.
Should we as a culture be willing to abandon a story due to its being outdated?
Andrew has some strong thoughts about the future of casting in the Wizarding World.

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S5 Ep37: Where To Get Laid, Spider-Man Returns, Latest Impeachment Developments Oct 01, 2019

For our first post impeachment inquiry announcement episode, you can expect an even balance of politics, entertainment, and juicy confessionals. (Hallelujah!)
Andrew visited the home of the US’s 16th President, and if you just Googled who that was… don’t be ashamed (but maybe just a little).
In the Mailbag, we’ve got a self-described “lonely pansexual looking to get laid” and an update from our struggling podcast host.
Spiderman is “back” in the MCU after the studio tug-of-war over him was “resolved.”
We cover the latest on the impeachment inquiry, but if you want to hear our initial reactions, click here to listen to our special BREAKING NEWS: Impeachment Edition segment.
It’s a good thing Marc is here this week: the soon-to-be-released “Joker” is facing some harsh scrutiny over its potential impact on copy-cat criminals.
This again raises the question of if pop culture and art are responsible for real-life violence?We’ve got varied opinions on this argument as it relates to “Joker.”
Our recommendations are a mixed bag of practicality and entertainment: Color Catchers (Andrew), USPS Informed Delivery (Laura), Netflix’s “The Good Place” (Pam), and Mario Kart for iOS (Marc).
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We look at current data about millennials and discuss how we compare (or don’t). Are we better off now than our parents were at our age?
How are millennials projected to impact the U.S. electorate in 2020? Are we ready to make up for our part in the 2016 election?
We look at how women making strides in the workforce has increased the average household income.
We rate the top 5 historical events that have happened in our lifetimes and compare them to the average responses.

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S5 Ep36: Shane Gillis, Trump's Ukraine Call, Living in a Car Update Sep 24, 2019

The Emmys may have seen a ratings dive, but #Millennial has the “most. viewers. period.”
We’re all feeling our inner Greta Thunberg after her stunning statements at the UN Climate Summit: https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1176151948304769025
Laura and Andrew get into some first world problems and sound like real assholes.
“Comedian” Shane Gillis was fired from SNL before making his first appearance on the show because his “red state appeal” turned out to just be racism.
This has renewed claims of cancel culture and comedy censorship in some circles, but we explain why throwing around bigoted language for shock value doesn’t qualify as comedy.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it: looks like President Donnie is at it again colluding with foreign governments to get dirt on his election opponents.
Are you there, Democrats? It’s me, The Constitution you swore to uphold.
The Confessional is back, and in it we tackle giving feedback to your podcast co-hosts, Andrew’s doppelgänger, and where to go to buy your first sex toy.
Our AP Choice submissions dig deep and we share our deepest regrets, current happiness, and talk about the Storm Area 51 result.
We make a call to listener Kris, who moved into her car last year to save money. She updates us on her journey, the pros and cons, and how this move has increased her self-sufficiency.
Classy recommendations across the board this week: The Politician (Andrew), Sugared Cinnamon and Salted Caramel Pumpkin scents from Pier 1 Imports (Laura), and “The Golden Compass” audiobook (Pam).
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Euthanasia rates are down in shelters across the country, and we discuss changing attitudes towards spaying and neutering pets.
Where did all of our fur babies come from? We’re team #adoptdontshop
Pam and Laura bond over the unique personalities of terriers, while Andrew basks in the glory of having a quiet dog.

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S5 Ep35: Movie Trailer Onslaught, Felicity Huffman Sentencing, Volfefe Index Sep 17, 2019

If you’re mourning the loss of your vape like Laura, come get high on some #Millennial!

Our favorite Democrats list is being whittled down based on who is least annoying in these debates.
The new iPhones are here and Andrew and Laura have been suckered in, but one of us should've paid closer attention to the keynote.
A new poll reveals that moviegoers want to see fewer trailers at the theater, but AMC isn’t getting the message.
If you’re late to a movie, but the movie doesn’t start until 30 minutes past its listed start time, did the movie actually begin on time?
#PrayersforFelicity: Felicity Huffman sentenced to 14 days of jail-time, in which she’ll be subject to heinous conditions like forced bed making and TV watching limits.
JP Morgan is sending signals by introducing their “Volfefe Index,” which monitors how the markets react to President Trump’s Twitter activity.
In the Mailbag, Alex makes a cookbook recommendation and we get an update from the confessor who was digitally cheating on their significant other.
This week’s Surprise Bitch! victim is Will, who lives in Canada. We talk Justin Trudeau and his no good, very bad election season.
Some of this week’s recommendations are lamer than others: Make a Size Paper Towels (Andrew), Conniption Gin (Laura), and Four Weddings and a Funeral (Hulu series) (Pam).
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Cyberbullying continues driving celebs off social media. The latest victim, Grace Saif, deactivated her social accounts following abuse from 13 Reasons Why fans who didn’t like her character’s introduction in the show’s third season.
We discuss 13 Reasons Why, and some of us have “reasons why” we don’t watch.
We’ve experienced varying degrees of cyberbullying over the years as podcasters, and share some of those experiences.
Andrew shares why he wants to quit the internet three times a week.

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S5 Ep34: Pay Parity, Vaping Dangers, Carbon Footprints Sep 10, 2019

National Security Advisor John Bolton may be out of a job as of today, but #Millennial is still going strong!

We welcome BAE supporter, environmental engineer, and Texan Jonathan to the show to school us on the environment and Texas stereotypes.
Show initiative: share #Millennial with a friend, capture a pic of the moment, share on social, and tag @millennialshow. We’ll give you and your friend a shoutout LIVE on the show!
Warner Bros. learned an important lesson about tone-deafness when they offered Adele Lim (a Malaysian woman with nearly two decades of writing experience) hundreds of thousands less to pen the sequel to “Crazy Rich Asians 2” than her (white male) co-writer.
Andrew tries to get Laura to drop her #stonerlife habits after the US began encouraging people to give the vapes a rest amidst emerging evidence they may be contributing to lung disease. Laura points out that anyone who thinks there’s a health way to inhale drugs is an idiot.
Speaking of a different kind of health risk, head on over to https://www.projectwren.com to calculate your personal carbon footprint and learn about ways to reduce and offset your carbon output!
We learn about more risqué town names and an interesting bit of underreported history in this week’s Mailbag.
Our recommendations range from practical to entertainment this week: eBag “Professional Slim Laptop Bag” (Andrew), checking with your car insurance for courses you can take for additional discounts (Laura), The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (Pam), and @garyjanetti on Instagram (Jonathan).
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And in this week’s episode of After Dark, available at Patreon.com/Millennial:

Do you ever feel like Andrew is just too perfect? Well this week, we finally get to hear about one of his fuck-ups. Laura finds this particularly delicious.
We veer off course and turn this into a minisode of MuggleCast by talking Cursed Child, fake Potter news, and fandom culture surrounding criticism of the beloved series.

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S5 Ep33: Song of the Summer, Apple Launching Tile Competitor, 'Joker' Gets Rave Reviews, Dragon Con Reactions Sep 03, 2019

Bummed about the unofficial end of summer? #Millennial is here to mourn those dog days and welcome autumnal bliss.

What were the song and movie of the summer? (Please no one say Old Town Road.)
As the Southeastern U.S. braces for hurricane Dorian, please be safe and evacuate if necessary. Contrary to popular belief, thoughts and prayers don’t stand up to hurricane-force winds.
The Democratic field has been cut in half, but we’re still tired of watching 10 people on a stage trying to stand out from each other. Who are your fab five Dems?
It looks like Facebook may be trying to spare our mental health by removing like counts, and by that we mean looking for philanthropic excuses to make more money.
If you lose shit all the time like we do, the forthcoming Tile competitor from Apple may be for you. We cover the inanimate and living(?!) precious items we’d tile.
Joaquin Phoenix’s upcoming “Joker” is getting rave reviews from the film festival crowd, so it seems like DC may finally be back on track.
Laura reviews her experience at Dragon Con over the holiday weekend and tries to convince Andrew and Pam to come with next year.
Google that Shit makes a triumphant return and we see just how candid we all are with everyone’s favorite search engine.
This week’s recommendations should surprise no one: Apple Card (Andrew), Fenty Beauty Pro Filt’r Hydrating Longwear Foundation (Laura), and the Great British Bake Off (Pam).
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What is the most embarrassing thought that occurs to us when we’re trying to fall asleep?
Disturbing declassified stories from history: what would have happened if the moon landing failed, governmental conspiracies to target American institutions, and CIA teams up with the makers of GI Joe to launch a propaganda campaign.
Andrew makes a bid for a disturbing piece of American foreign policy history on eBay.

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S5 Ep32: What Trump's Hiding, Spidey Leaves the MCU, Disney+ Sets Weekly Episodes Aug 27, 2019

“I took out all of these student loans thinking I’d land a career in my field to pay them back. Welcome to #Millennial!”
Pam had to wait for it, but she didn’t throw away her shot to finally see Hamilton!
In a new segment, we talk about the issues the Trump administration hopes we’re too tired to talk about. But we do still have to wonder about dropping nukes into hurricanes.
The Mailbag features some feedback about topics that struck a nerve: student loans, road rage, and… chicken sandwiches?
If Tom Holland slings webs at Sony exclusively, does it even count? The ongoing drama between two movie studios that gotta fight for their right to Spiiiiiidey.
In a shift from Netflix norms, Disney+ has announced they’ll be releasing episodes on a weekly basis instead of dropping everything at once. (Andrew has a lot of feelings here.)
“Didn’t High School Musical come a little late for our age group?” “Heh heh yeah! Sure! Of course! 👀
The Amazon rainforest has been burning for three weeks, and we dive into why this is a global problem requiring a global response.
On top of a bonus recommendation request for top TV shows, this week’s show recommendations are simply delightful: The Rocketman soundtrack (Andrew), Aaron Burr Tea from Adagio Teas (Laura), and SpotHero for parking smarter (Pam).
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Part 2 of AskMillennial: Laura finds the most random questions on the internet edition.
We all share our “fuck this, I’m out” moments, raising questions about how anti-social we can all be.
Laura and Pam go off on a tangent about their girlhood diaries and the most embarrassing revelations to come out of them.
What things regularly happen today that would horrify someone from 100 years ago (apart from the obvious answers of “interracial relationships” and “women and PoC voting”)?

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S5 Ep31: Streaming Price Hikes, Student Debt Stats (Why Weren't We Warned?), WTF News Aug 20, 2019

Wilting in the August heat? Proceed to your nearest air conditioned space and chill with a new episode of #Millennial!
The show kicks off with a round of Laura’s rage of the week, beverage inventions, and space dildos.
In the Mailbag, Nicky sets us straight on our reborn dolls discussion last week, and Amy helps Andrew reduce his dependence on technology.
Spotify is reportedly planning to test price spikes on their Premium subscriptions in select countries. How much would you pay for your Spotify membership?
Would brand loyalty keep subscribers on Spotify’s side? Will a price hike benefit artists?
The Number is back this week, with a Student Loan edition. What does the latest data say about the United States’ 37 million borrowers?
Laura and Pam share real-world examples of how student debt can literally mess with your head, and Andrew is relieved to have pursued a budget-friendly education.
Surprise Bitch! caller Catie tells us about her current house hunting experience and we invite ourselves over to look at Redfin with her.
In some WTF News: man proposes using a cow teat, the ultimate Pokemon Go match is interrupted by an officer, TSA bullies, and a man dies after participating in a taco eating contest.
Recommendations range from classy to weird this week: Stich Fix (Andrew), Turbo Snake (Laura), and ‘Circe’ by Madeline Miller (Pam).
This week’s episode is sponsored by Joybird (https://www.joybird.com/MILLENNIAL25for 25% off your first order), Rothy’s (https://www.rothys.com/mill for your new favorite pair of flats), and ZipRecruiter (https://www.ziprecruiter.com/millennial to try ZipRecruiter for FREE!). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

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AskMillennial: where we find the most bizarre questions on the internet and use them to learn more about each other.
What have we always wondered about the opposite sex? What name would we specifically avoid giving to our children?
Pam shares a near-death experience story, while Laura gets weird and answers a certain question with another question.

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S5 Ep30: Recommendation Palooza Aug 13, 2019

This week, we grow tired of all the bullshit in the news and do something different: a Recommendation Palooza!
Spotify playlists are hit-and-miss, and we’re pretty sure if white people knew what “Despacito” was about they wouldn’t be playing it at kids’ parties.
So. Much. Food. Chick Fil A is equally delicious and problematic, and In N Out sets the standard for the #bestcoast.
Monica Lewinsky is producing American Crime Story: Impeachment about the 1990’s affair she had with President Bill Clinton. What other upcoming shows are we looking forward to?
Laura’s convinced Andrew’s guilty pleasure food is more of a humble brag, Pam has high caffeine standards, and Laura makes a revelation about her pre-bed ritual.
No one is perfect (sorry), and we’re no exception. We open up about continuing to frequent problematic retailers. #Millennial is part of the problem.
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And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Love languages. What are they, and what do they tell us about each other?
Take the Love Language quiz here.
Many people in life will do a good job understanding your love language, but others don’t. Are these relationships doomed?

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S5 Ep29: Impeachment Debate, GOP Moves to Ban Addictive Apps, YouTuber Revenue Strategies Aug 06, 2019

#Millennial is here, and unlike Moscow Mitch, we have more to offer than #thoughtsandprayers.
A majority of House Democrats have decided that 10 counts of obstruction of justice, attempted collusion, racism, and sexism might be good reasons to support an impeachment inquiry.
The panel is split on impeachment, and we dive into the pros and cons we see playing out for each scenario.
On the lighter side, the GOP has introduced a bill banning “addictive” social media features (like endless scrolling).
Are social media apps the modern day cigarettes? We talk about our own addictions to these apps and suggest other things legislators could do to curb the addiction.
#Millennial Gaming Correspondent Marc is back to talk about Evo 2019 and the future of competitive gaming.
“I made $3 million playing in this Fortnite tourney, how much does your job pay, bish?”
In some weird as fuck news, a vlogging family is selling a doll replica of their NEWBORN SON.
Is it ethical to turn your children into viral sensations when they’re too young to make that call for themselves?
In the Mailbag, we talk libraries, best video games for newbies, and abortion.
This week’s recommendations run the gamut: Splitwise (Andrew), the final season of Orange Is The New Block (Pam), HBO’s Chernobyl (Laura), and Betrayal at House on the Hill (Marc).
This episode of #Millennial is sponsored by BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter promo code MILL for 40% off a skincare routine and 15% off everything else on their site) and Paint Your Life (text MILL to 48-48-48 for 30% off your first painting). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

22% of Millennials report not having any friends, and 30% report feeling chronic loneliness. What gives?
Some vulnerability goes around the panel as we open up about the times in life where we’ve felt friendless and lonely. How did we cope?
How does the internet factor into this discussion? For some, it increases feelings of isolation. For others, it creates a greater sense of connectedness.
New After Dark segment: Laura’s TMI corner.

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S5 Ep28: Wedding Woes, K-Pop Creates A Category, Digital versus Physical Jul 31, 2019

Fresh off her Upper Left vacation, Pam offers some Portland tips for coffee and book lovers.
Andrew and Pat go to a wedding with a few surprises, leading us to wonder: Why do our parents make non-married couples sleep separately, why do people get married so quick, and why would someone walk down the aisle to 'Shallow'?
In the news: K-Pop gets its own category at the MTV VMAs, causing an uprising amongst BTS fans and reminding us about the time Harry Potter caused The New York Times to launch a Children’s Bestseller list.
Two states recently started adding Mental Health Days at schools. Is it the start of a trend? Plus, we share why people should take their own Mental Health Days instead of just vacation days.
Major meme accounts on Instagram have been shut down for mystery reasons. It leads us to a discussion on our own habits on Insta.
Is there a bigger honor than being included on someone's Close Friends list?
It's the end of an era for digital movies: UltraViolet is shutting down today, July 31. We discuss our relationship with digital versus physical books, movies, and music.
In a lighter edition of The Confessional, one listener got stung where the sun don’t shine (leading Andrew to share an embarrassing story of his own), and another had a rare experience with family.
Recommendations: Spotify's 'Dissect' podcast, Lizzo's Tiny Desk Concert, and Apple AirPods
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This week in After Dark, the panel discuss these nonsense opinions about theme parks only being for kids. Who are theme parks really built for, especially these days? And what even is so great about bringing a child to a theme park? It’s expensive, and the kid will probably throw a tantrum or two
It evolves into a conversation about judging others. If something safe brings people joy, why should you poo poo that?

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S5 Ep27: Marvel's Phase 4, Lion King Reactions, Backpacking Through Europe Jul 23, 2019

This week’s #Millennial has a little bit of everything: politics, adventure, data, and getting some booty in Budapest!
BAE Supporter Jemima joins us from her current location in Kosovo, and later in the episode talks working for BuzzFeed, her European backpacking adventure through 40 cities and 10 countries, and the importance of solo travel in one's life.
Shut up and take our money: Marvel unveiled some of its Phase 4 plans at San Diego Comic Con, and revealed that the MCU is expanding to include TV shows exclusive to Disney+.
While we’re on the Disney train, we talk Lion King and the challenges of doing realistic imaginings of talking animal movies. Simba, y u no emote?!
The Number returns this week with data that confirms the ONE thing U.S. Americans agree on regardless of political affiliation: social media sucks.
In the Mailbag, we hear from someone else who recalls inappropriate student/teacher relationships. #cringe
Surprise Bitch! takes us to Puerto Rico this week, where listener Jonathan fills us in on the latest regarding Puerto Rican Governor Roselló and the protests calling for his resignation.
In the recommendations corner, we have Downtown Abbey (Andrew), “What Would Skeletor Do?” (Laura), and Camomile Cleansing Butter from The Body Shop (Jemima).
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And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Pew Research Center has a new Political Typology quiz out. Are we Solid Liberals? Disaffected Democrats? Take the quiz and compare your results with us
We dive into what this data means for 2020, and what work we think the Democratic Party needs to be doing to appeal to moderate voters.
Most of us understand restaurant tipping culture, but a New York Times report reveals that many of us are shit tippers with food delivery services. Andrew learns his Chipotle has probably been spit in many times.

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S5 Ep26: Comic-Con Experiences, Smoking on Netflix, Cheating Confession Jul 16, 2019

#Millennial is back after a nice staycation to deliver some coverage on our favorite fandoms and… toilet talk?
In this week’s Mailbag, we cover a teacher sexual assault case, feedback on pyramid schemes, and a confessional in which the confessee admits to cheating.
It’s Con season, and we’re here to chat about SDCC, Atlanta Comic Con, Harry Potter conventions, and more.
With this comes a special greeting from the one and only Invader Zim!
Netflix is cutting back on scenes depicting smoking in series rated TV-14 or below after the Truth Initiative revealed that Netflix has nearly tripled moments of tobacco use in the last year.
When does limiting tobacco use stand in the way of artistic expression? Who is more impressionable when it comes to tobacco use and why?
WTF News is back (YAAAAY!) and first we have an update on a former WTF News story in which a woman “married” a pirate’s ghost. Spoiler: They’re now divorced.
How many of us will be storming Area 51? Remember, they can’t stop all of us! #TheTruthIsOutThere
This week’s recommendations get a little spicy when Andrew calls Laura out for delivering a cop-out rec. But we’ve also got good stuff for you -the new Queer Eye season (Andrew), Redd’s Pineapple Ale (Laura), Veronica Mars (Pam), and HBO’s Euphoria (Pat).
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A woman is facing possible felony charges after videoing herself completing the “Ice Cream Challenge,” in which one quickly licks the contents of an ice cream container and quickly returns it to a store freezer.
What compels people to participate in these internet challenges? Many of them are physically dangerous and carry serious legal repercussions.
We confess the dumb “challenges” we participated in BEFORE the internet. Judge us.

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S5 Ep25: LuLaRoe Pyramid Scheme, Taylor Swift Drama, Twitter to Hide Bullying Jul 02, 2019

Forgot the names of all 23 Democratic candidates? Don’t worry, we did too.
The hosts reveal the disgusting bodies of water they’ve dropped their phones in AND THEN CONTINUED USING THEM.
We highlight a few of this summer’s SCOTUS rulings: Flowers v Mississippi, Dept. of Commerce v New York, and Rucho v Common Cause.
Mueller will testify on July 17th, and there are mixed interpretations amongst the hosts about how effective his testimony will be.
Remember those ugly ass LuLaRoe leggings your friend from college was selling on Facebook a couple of years ago? Surprise surprise, it was a pyramid scheme. Why are people still falling for these?
We cover the latest Taylor Swift drama, and talk about what it means for her to have the entire body of her life’s work owned by someone who bullied her for years.
Twitter is finally (sort of) enforcing its Terms of Use, and we’re looking forward to seeing that “big, beautiful” grey wall blocking all of Trump’s tweets.
The quarterly numbers are coming in, and Q2 is looking great for Buttigieg with $24.8 million raised.
Surprise Bitch! caller Anisha is moving from Manhattan to Brooklyn like all the other cool kids, and this inspires some NYC reminiscence from the panel.
In this week’s recommendations, we have vibration absorption pads for your vibrating appliances (Andrew), ThredUP for gently used, second-hand clothing (Laura), and One Day At A Time in honor of it being saved by Pop TV (Pam).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

We had some additional news stories we really wanted to dive into!
But first, Andrew reveals the salacious tale behind this week’s show recommendation.
Andrew shares another rage of the week, this time directed at Netflix for literally spoiling the entire third season of Stranger Things.
The birther movement is unfortunately alive and well, and now it’s coming for Kamala Harris.
Star Wars fans are getting thirsty: Disney’s big problem with fans stealing items from the Galaxy’s Edge attraction.

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S5 Ep24: #5x24: Goodbye Suckabee, America's Concentration Camps, E3 Highlights Jun 25, 2019

Got executive whiplash over the US and Iran’s ‘will they or won’t they?’ dance? Tune into the latest #Millennial for relief.
Do all the Toys die at the end of Toy Story 4? Andrew and Pam leave Laura and Marc fearing the worst.
Goodbye Suckabee: Sarah Huckabee Sanders makes her final #Millennial appearance, complete with objects in mouth.
There are literal concentration camps in this country, and Republicans are using these migrants’ suffering as a bargaining chip on immigration.
Netflix dropped its season 3 “Stranger Things” trailer, and it’s back and more 80s fabulous than ever!
#Millennial gaming correspondent Marc fills us in on this year’s E3 announcements, and the rest of the panel weighs in on which games they’re excited for and why.
Start your summer out right with this week’s recommendations: Spindrift and ABC’s summer game shows (Andrew), Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled (Laura), stretching before moving heavy furniture (Pam), and Watch Dogs 2 (Marc).
This week’s show is sponsored by Rothy’s (https://www.rothys.com/mill to get your new favorite flats) and FabFitFun (https://www.fabfitfun.com and enter code MILL for $10 off your first box). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, exclusively available on Patreon:

We officially resurrect WTF News from its grave of obscurity, and #Millennial Patrons are the first to hear its revival!
From a tough-as-nails Russian man to an inflatable-inclined Florida man, there are plenty of stories to make you ‘lol’ and also ‘wtf.’
This naturally evolves into a conversation about WTF stories we’ve personally lived through: dog barf, pervy gym coaches, and more.

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S5 Ep23: #5x23: Hunger Games Prequel, Modern Libraries, Daddy Data Jun 18, 2019

Already got Democratic debate hangover? #Millennial is here to commiserate your feelings of exhaustion with the US’s campaign process.
Is Taylor Swift’s “You need to calm down” this summer’s gay anthem?
We place bets on which of the Democratic debates will be worth watching.
The Trump campaign has fired several of its own internal pollsters because facts.
Our $10 Patreon tier (formerly known as Facebook Official) has gotten a re-brand to BAE. BAE can mean whatever you want it to mean!
In this week’s mailbag, we dive into the need for colorblind casting, online advertising, and more insight on reasons for going vegan.
We’re joined this week by our BAE supporter Graham, who fills us in on his upcoming true crime novel about the 1984 murder of Jeffrey Heagerty. Check it out and pre-order here!
In the news, we go over some data about American dads in light of Father’s Day, theorize what the Hunger Games prequel could be about, and heavily judge Gaten Matarazzo’s new Netflix show “Prank Encounters,” which seeks to make unsuspecting jobseekers think they’ve landed a gig, only to pull the rug out from under them.
We’ve got a variety of recommendations for you this week, starting with HBO’s Big Little Lies (Andrew), Costa Rica’s 1820 coffee (Laura), Spindrift sparking water (Pam), and Bibliotech, a book about why libraries matter in the age of Google (Graham).
This week’s episode is sponsored by Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com and enter code MILL to get your first week of therapy free) and ThirdLove (https://www.thirdlove.com/millennial for 15% off your first purchase). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

The culture of oversharing. What is it, why do people do it, and have we ever been guilty?
Oversharing can come in the form of TMI, exaggerating, excessive judginess, and more.
Laura puts on her valley-girl voice to make fun of some overshares she experienced at dinner the other night.
When are some times when oversharing might come in handy?
We learn that Andrew is the most humble among us, and somehow end up talking about the oversharing habits of our favorite King of Clickbait.

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S5 Ep22: #5x22: Obama Podcast, Impeachment, and Justin Bieber's fight Jun 12, 2019

•We’re Andrew-less this week, but we won Pat in the divorce, so the show must go on.
•Trump making the OG colonizers cringe at our reputation, Pam’s neighbors bring unwanted guests, and Pat reveals how to get your hair done for free AND (maybe) pick up a modeling gig at the same time.
•We cover a variety of feedback in this week’s Mailbag: more examples of phone scams, media depictions of the Middle East, and the ongoing conflict in Sudan.
•Barack and Michelle (AKA: America’s Mom and Dad) are taking after us and getting into podcasting. We couldn’t be more proud!
•Pew Research is at it again, trying to provide us with reliable data to draw reasonable conclusions. This week, we consider their data regarding 2020 voting demographics.
•Laura makes a case for impeachment.
•Justin Bieber… challenged Tom Cruise to a fight We don’t even know what to make of this.
•As always, we wrap with some recommendations we think will make life just that much better. Overtone conditioner for touching up fashion hair colors (Laura), Pet Food Express’ self-service pet wash (Pam), and shredding chicken using a Kitchenaid mixer (Pat).
•This week’s episode is sponsored by bioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter code MIL at checkout for 40% off a skin routine and 15% off everything else on their site) and Brooklinen (https://www.brooklinen.com and enter promo code MILL for 10% off and free shipping). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!
And in this week’s installment of After Dark:
•It’s an Ask Us Anything edition! Ever wanted to know what weird thoughts and shit run through our heads? This is how to find out.
•What things do we regret saying on the internet and broadcasting to thousands of people?
•When in our lives have we experienced FOMO? Why?
•What media do we still love, even if it hasn’t aged well?
•What topics are the toughest to cover on #Millennial?

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#5x21: Passive-Aggressive Roommates, Everest Solutions, The End of Robocalls and iTunes Jun 04, 2019

We return from Memorial Day to find our entire panel has officially entered our 30s. Happy birthday, Andrew!
What did we do over the break? Andrew honky tonked, Pam low-key went to Italy, and Laura got microderm and has a soft-as-a-baby’s-ass face now.
The Mailbag is back, and we give advice about dealing with passive-aggressive roomies, get advice from a 12-year-old English free running boi, empathize with the terror of a workplace shooting threat, and hear feedback from a listener after our baby name discussion a couple of weeks ago.
In the news: Hollywood is threatening to pull out of Georgia if its new draconian abortion bill passes, the US Senate passes a law to cut down on robocalls, iTunes is soon to meet its maker, and a record number of climbers have died scaling Mt. Everest this season.
Should Democrats appear on FOX News? The panel discusses and theorizes that perhaps there is a strategy at play here.
This one’s for you, Scott! Our host recommendations are definitely gonna make you go looking for dimmable light switches (Andrew), get your smooth face on with microdermabrasion (Laura), and tune into Netflix’s “When They See Us” (Pam).
This week’s episode is sponsored by Rothy’s (https://www.rothys.com/mill), FabFitFun (https://www.fabfitfun.com and enter code MILL to get $10 off your first box), and The New Yorker (https://www.newyorker.com/MILLENNIAL to get 12 weeks of The New Yorker for $6 plus an exclusive tote bag). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

MuggleSuck is back!
Our old boss is trying to rebrand himself as a Twitter Philosopher. (Wait, is he actually a boss if he didn’t pay us?)
We analyze his nuggets of wisdom, such as “when you go into the DMV you’re just a number” and “overestimate your success to attract investors.” Next he’ll be telling us not to ask what our country can do for us, but what we can do for… you know the rest.
We make a reveal about a parody account from long ago.

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#5x20: Adversity Scores, BatPatz, Moving More May 21, 2019

It’s Andrew’s 30th eve here on #Millennial - we’re so glad he joined us for the final days of his youth!
We kick the episode off with Surprise Bitch! and listener Irwin plays a fun game with us: can we name all 23 Democratic candidates for President?
Preview of the game: “The other old white man whose name I’m forgetting.”
Since we’ll be off for Memorial Day, we hit a number of messages from the mailbag: first kisses, eating disorders, Sonic the hedgehog, heartbeat bills, sexism in athletics, and veganism.
The College Board, the non-profit that administers the SAT, has announced a new score to be used alongside the traditional scoring method: The Adversity Score. Aimed at leveling the college admissions playing field, there are pros and cons to this new unit of measurement.
Pam reminds us that Robert Pattinson could be the new Batman and the internet is shook. Laura says give him a chance!
Studies show it is possible to see health and weight loss results simply by inserting small changes into your daily activity. Andrew shares some personal anecdotes and the ladies make small goals.
How many calories do you burn from sex? Depends if you’re a top or bottom.
This week’s episode is sponsored by Talkspace (https://www.talkspace.com and use code MILL to get your first week of therapy free), Cove (https://www.withcove.com/MILL to get your doctor consultation and first month of treatment for just $30), and FabFitFun (https://www.fabfitfun.com and use promo code MILL for $10 off your first box). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

The EPA has approved antibiotic pesticides (bactericides) for mass use on the country’s orange groves to fight a bacteria that is hampering citrus growth. The FDA and CDC have warned that doing so could create drug-resistant superbugs in humans.
Uber has introduced a slew of new ride preference features, including “quiet mode.” Is it possible to toggle this on if your driver becomes annoying partway through a ride?
If you’re bougie AF you can also opt for the following features: consistent vehicle quality, extended pickup period, luggage assistance, and temperature control.
What is the optimal smell for an Uber? A happy balance between “pine tree freshener massacre” and “smells like a fart.”

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#5x19: GOT Baby Names(?!), Ranking World Issues, Organic Foods Exposed May 14, 2019

We kick off this week’s episode by reviewing Detective Pikachu and Long Shot, and bitching about Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5. We then quickly transition to prank calling Andrew’s scammer.
In NOT NORMAL News, Trump thinks he should get an extension on his abysmal first term, and Lindsey Graham supplies the excellent judicial advice of ignoring a subpoena.
AP Choice has us considering whether we’d adopt a plant-based diet, heartbeat bills, and how to remove our data from Google.
During Surprise Bitch! we play a game that’s trending online with listener Danielle. Good luck with those highlights, girl!
Think of your daughters before naming them Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
The Intergovernmental Panel on climate change completed a study that examined attitudes towards perceptions of international threats in 26 countries.
If we enter the next ice age, will lenders track down our iced corpses demanding repayment? Probably.
Farmer Pat is back to tell us about another food marketing scheme: organic foods.
Organic produce is no better or worse than conventional produce, but organic meats have been found to have higher levels of trans-fats.
In recommendations, we reveal our age. RIP.
This week’s episode is sponsored by BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter code MIL for 40% off skincare routines and 15% off everything else on their site) and Myro (https://www.mymyro.com/mill and enter code mill for 50% off your first order and to get started for just $5). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

We provide an in-depth, spoiler-ridden review of Game of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 5.
Which parts of the episode did we find most frustrating? We cover the frustration seen online in response to what many perceive as a rushed ending.
What other shows have started out strong and ended weak?
Do fans expect too much, and are we spoiled to expect anything more than what we’ve been given?

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#5x18: Andrew gets scammed, Sonic gets creepy, Right-Wing populism rises in Europe May 07, 2019

Need a pick-me-up after the latest Game of Thrones? We can make you laugh through the pain!
Andrew reveals he’s been the victim of a financial scam, and Laura immediately begins plotting ways to burn the scammer’s life down.
In dysfunctional democracy news, Robert Mueller calls out Attorney General Bill Barr for mischaracterizing the findings of the Mueller Report. You don’t say?!
Are we hypocrites when it comes to Amazon? Yes. Will we continue ordering from them? Also yes.
A new confessional has us wondering how a long-distance Dallas-Singapore relationship might work.
Sonic the Hedgehog’s CG look in the upcoming film adaption has us shook (not in the good way).
Youtube singer ~Alex~ Austin Jones was sentenced to 10 years in prison for being a fucking pervert. At least he doesn’t need instruments to sing a capella behind bars?
Facebook Official Patron and official Norwegian correspondent Amalie joins us to talk right-wing populism in Europe. To what extent have the US and UK influenced this shift? Why do people have such short memories for fascism? All this and more in this in-depth discussion, which sheds light on international perspectives.
This week’s episode is sponsored by Harry’s (https://www.harrys.com/mill to get your $13 value trial set) and HoneyBook (https://www.HoneyBook.com and use promo code MILL to get 50% off your first year). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

We hear a lot about the student debt crisis and climate change, but what are the issues facing our generation we’d like to see more coverage of?
Many baby boomers are not prepared for retirement, and experts suggest their millennial children will be footing the bill to subsidize their twilight years.
To top it off, 66% of millennials have not begun saving for retirement. What are we doing (or not doing) to prepare?
Is this financial uncertainty linked to increasing rates of depression amongst millennials? Our Lexapro says, “yes.”

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#5x17: 'Endgame' reactions (spoiler-free), Twitter usage revealed, Amazon gets better Apr 30, 2019

• Deep in your feelings about Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones? #Millennial is here to share in those tears with some spoiler-free reviews!

• The hosts are so low on hope for our democracy they start suggesting lunch food items for President.

• Shut up and take our money: Amazon is ramping up free 1-day shipping with Prime in the US. Will we become even bigger shut ins? Most likely. Are we okay with that? Mostly.

• “Old man yells at cloud” update: Spielberg’s plan to block Netflix from competing for Best Picture at the Oscars has been foiled.

• Indie studios and filmmakers of color are also benefitting from Spielberg’s loss.

• A new study from Pew Research Center, “How Americans use Twitter” gets The Number treatment. The tables turn when we ask Laura to guess her own numbers.

• Laura announces she’s going to write her letters to $10 Patrons under the green influence. Get ready for some #stonerthoughts

• This week’s episode is sponsored by Rothy’s (https://www.rothys.com/mill) and FabFitFun (https://www.fabfitfun.com and enter code MILL for $10 off your first box). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

• Celebrities getting increasingly defensive about critical feedback and throwing bloggers, reviewers, and journalists under the bus.

• We relive the moment when #Millennial’s daddy Hypable got put on blast by one of our favorites. #Wormtaily

• How do we respond to criticism? Not like little bitch babies.

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#5x16: 'Homecoming' review, 'Endgame' prep, 8K?! Apr 23, 2019

Happy 420! HE IS RISEN! Blaze it if you praise him (okay we’re done).
We're all getting ready for Avengers: Endgame, and Marc and Laura are thinking of cheating on their friends.
Queen Bey blessed us all by dropping Homecoming on Netflix. We’re ready to bow down - are you?
Laura is around 100 pages into the Mueller Report and has some lesser-reported deets. What would YOU do if you got a phone call in Russian on election night?
If your selfie has no visible likes on Instagram, how will you determine your self-worth? Twitter and Instagram are testing hiding like counts from their audiences.
To VR or not to VR? Sony’s PS5 to be modular and VR-focussed, while Xbox and Google are banking on streaming. Our official gaming correspondent Marc weighs in.
Netflix harkens back to simpler times by testing a feature that will play a random episode of a popular show.
Visit Patreon.com/Millennial and pledge at $2+ for lots of new content, including a bonus show in which we discuss at-home privacy versus an open digital presence.
This week’s episode is sponsored by OpenFit (text code MIL to 303030 for an extended 30-day free trial membership), Robinhood (get a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint), and Away (use promo code MILL for $20 off a suitcase). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

It’s a Surprise Bitch-a-palooza! We call a few of our supporters and chat about life and answer your burning questions.
We share our memories of celebrating Easter as children. It was -- and still is -- all about the chocolate.
Oops: we woke up Greg in Singapore at 3 am. Don’t worry - we sang him a lullaby to put him back to sleep.

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#5x15: Marijuana Tips and Tricks, Streaming Wars Heat Up Apr 16, 2019

• File your taxes and hand over your cash to Uncle Sam - #Millennial is here to help ease your tax woes!

• This episode was recorded as coverage of the Notre Dame Cathedral was active. Since recording, we’ve learned that the damage, while horrifying, was not as bad as it could have been.

• Keep an eye out for a BREAKING NEWS segment coming soon for $10 Patrons with coverage of the redacted Mueller Report.

• Are you not entertained?! Disney+ rolling out for $6.99/month, Star Wars Celebration, and Netflix makes kind of a weird flex.

• We’d be remiss if we didn’t cover the season 8 premiere of Game of Thrones. #TeamGendrya #Icybois4lyfe

• Pat’s GMO discussion from last week brings up some strong listener feedback, and we get a small correction on gluten intolerances (our bad).

• Listener and Patron Sara joins us this week, and her chosen discussion topic is cannabis, maaaaaan.

• Sara is a strong believer in cannabis, and uses it frequently. How does this help her? Will she get down in the weeds (heh heh) with her kids when they’re older?

• The panel shares some of their favorite (and least-favorite) marijuana experiences. Sara explains why Andrew should definitely smoke Indicas and NOT Sativas.

•This week’s episode is sponsored by BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter code MIL for 40% off your first skincare routine and 15% off everything else), ZipRecruiter (https://www.ziprecruiter.com/millennial to try ZipRecruiter for FREE), and HoneyBook (https://www.honeybook.com and enter code MILL for 50% off your first year of HoneyBook). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available at Patreon.com/Millennial:

• 'Andrew Sims and the Loud Ass Pipes from Hell' update.

• The US is facing a potential measles outbreak because of… you guessed it… increasing levels of non-vaccinated idiots.

• Are we at a point where religious exemptions from vaccines should no longer be allowed?

• Should the US require that international travelers be vaccinated against the “big bads” like MMR and Polio?

• This branches into a discussion on old wives’ tales, and Andrew is shook to learn that a long-held belief is actually false.

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#5x14: GMO Myths, Creepy Airbnbs, What IS Country? Apr 09, 2019

Need something to take your mind off filing taxes? Andrew’s pipes are haunted!
Pat and Laura enjoy yelling at miscreants in movie theaters.
Keep an eye out for an episode of BREAKING NEWS: Mueller Report edition.
Farmer Pat educates us about GMOs and the food industry creating a new fad to rip us off.
Can Country music have Rap elements? Pam covers Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road,” which was #1 on Billboard’s Country chart… until Billboard decided it wasn’t Country enough. The panel has some disagreements about what qualifies as Country music.
Imagine a trip to the idyllic Irish countryside: a quaint Airbnb with your family and… a hidden camera in the living room?
What safety and security measures are we okay with Airbnb hosts taking?
This week’s episode is sponsored by ForHers (get your first month of birth control for only $5), Robinhood (for a FREE stock like Apple, Sprint, or Ford), and Harry’s (get your $13 value trial set). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

A University of South Carolina student was murdered after she mistakenly entered a car, thinking it was her Uber. This prompts us to wonder…
How do we make sure we’re getting in the right car when we order an Uber?
What measures do we take to make sure we’re safe during and after our ride?
What things did we do in our youth that could have gotten us harmed (or worse)?
Laura recounts the time she went on a date with a taxi driver. Yes, she’s serious.

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#5x13: Tesla Drives Us, Russia Launches New Meddling Tactics Apr 02, 2019

Millennial is here! We may not know a lot, but we do know there is only one country called “Mexico.”

Andrew and Pat spent their weekend with self-driving cars and flying elephants after being underwhelmed by Apple’s latest product announcements.
“YOU get an Oprah and YOU get an Oprah. EVERYBODY GETS AN OPRAHHH!”
We’ll have the redacted version of the Mueller Report by mid-April. ~No pee pee in this report!~
Joe Biden’s touching problem: when does grandfatherly affection cross the line? LPT: Don’t touch people you don’t know.
In this week’s Mailbag, teachers and students sound off: it turns out shooting people with pellets during active shooter training isn’t just an Indiana thing.
Because it’s April Fools’ Day, we give credit where credit is due to Trump on banning bump stocks. (Now if only he’d ban himself.)
The AP Stylebook has been updated to give journalists a YUGE TL;DR: If it’s racist, just call it racist.
The Russian government continues to experiment with election tampering in Ukraine this week by (we’re not kidding) buying people’s personal Facebook accounts to spread misinformation. The panel discusses what offer we’d be willing to accept for our social accounts.
This week’s episode is sponsored by Rothy’s (https://www.rothys.com and enter code MILL for free shipping with no minimum purchase), Policy Genius (https://www.policygenius.com) and OpenFit (text code MIL to 303030 for an extended 30-day FREE trial membership). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Music creators and lyricists are feeling the burn of plagiarism accusations - we listen to a couple of tracks and their alleged inspirations to weigh in.
Where is the difference between inspiration and plagiarism?
Wait, artists can sample from each other if they want to lift a beat for their own work?
Are there really any “new” ideas, beats, or sounds?

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#5x12: How To Binge the MCU, Study Finds Parents Can't Let Go Mar 25, 2019

DISCLAIMER: This episode of #Millennial was recorded prior to the release of Attorney General Bill Barr’s summation of the Mueller report. That said, check out our latest installment of BREAKING NEWS on Patreon for our analysis!

Got Mueller Report hangover? Never fear! #Millennial is here!
This week’s guest is Jule, our new #Millennial social media manager!
Andrew somehow enjoys getting fillings and brags about having a dentist with a freakin' massage chair.
"Pam" / Marc also joins us this week to provide a run-down of which MCU movies we should binge before Avengers: Endgame. You can see his full slideshow (complete with reasoning for the movie order) over at Patreon!
AP Choice covers our favorite snacks, summer drinks, comics, and dickish friends.
In the news: Helicopter parents are still managing their adult children’s schedules and an Indiana elementary school shoots its teachers execution style with pellets.
New show game alert: What The Trend: Florida Man edition.
We wrap the show by discussing toilet habits and discover a rift between Laura and Marc over bathroom habits. No, we’re not kidding.
This week’s episode is sponsored by Robinhood (Get a FREE stock like Apple, Sprint, or Ford), HoneyBook (Enter code MILL for 50% off your first year), and FabFitFun (Enter code MILL to get $10 off your first FabFitFun box). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

We’re back with another Pew Research quiz: can we correctly identify factual and opinion statements?
Pew administered this quiz to Americans to see how good they are at recognizing fake news. Not shockingly, they’re pretty bad at it.
We fess up about what fake news headlines have fooled us in the past, and provide our favorite tips and tricks for verifying that the news we’re sharing is indeed real.
Fake news isn’t just a politics problem - we dive into all the ways in which fake news infiltrates all aspects of life.

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#5x11: Inside Child Welfare, and Disney Jumps the (James) Gunn Mar 19, 2019

Trump is “something from a cold McRib” according to this week’s guest. We’re going to get along great!
Andrew provides some native advertising for Disney, Laura submits a dog surgery claim, and #Millennial was ranked #8 on Feedspot’s “Top 20 Millennial Podcasts on the web.” #blessed
Our social media lives! Long-time listener Jule has taken the reigns on the #Millennial social accounts, so you can stop staring at posts from 2016.
We’re joined by #Millennial listener Kearstyn, who talks with us about asexuality and not needing/wanting your dick pics sliding into her DMs.
Is companionship something Kearstyn still seeks despite being asexual?
Kearstyn also used to work in child welfare, and shares some of the nightmare scenarios she ran into on the job.
2020 is coming up, and approximately 2020 Democrats are running for President. Kill us now.
But hey, at least one candidate feels like a breath of fresh air (whose husband loves Harry Potter)
In the news, we touch on the terrorist attack in New Zealand, an update on Boeing’s crisis, James Gunn being let out of time-out, and Trump taking a little spanking from his party.
Also, in case any time travelers from 2006 are listening, MySpace loses all our cringy high school data in 2019.
Check us out on social! twitter.com/millennialshow instagram.com/millennialshow facebook.com/millennialshow
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And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman, and their kids are 1D10T5.
This raises the question - is it a scholarship if you have to pay for it?
Felicity Huffman, will you pay my student loans?
Is there ever a case where a student wouldn’t know if their parents bought their way into school? Pam explains.

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#5x10: Pound Taco Mar 12, 2019

Not such a small world: Pat is going to Disney World for the first time next week.
Laura’s saving a whopping $12 on her student loan repayments over the next year - what should she do now that she’s flush with cash?
Andrew brings his dental nightmares back to the show - RIP Andrew’s wisdom teeth.
We all saw Captain Marvel this weekend and give a spoiler free review! And now we have to prepare for Endgame...
It’s RuPaul’s drag race, not RuPaul’s racist race, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Facebook joins the rest of us in realizing that privacy is the cornerstone of any successful tech company.
Given its abysmal record with data protection, is anyone crazy about the idea of Facebook becoming a private messaging platform? This discussion leads us deep into Facebook's Memories feature.
UPDATE (Andrew, get the Xanax): A second Boeing 737 MAX 8 has crashed, this time in Ethiopia. The relatively ubiquitous model has already been grounded pending investigation by a number of countries except… the US.
DISCLAIMER: Following this week’s recording, the UK and Australia have joined the wave of countries grounding the 737 MAX pending further investigation of the crash of an Ethiopian Airlines passenger jet. GOOD.
Game of Thrones is preparing to drop its final season, and Pam, Pat, and Laura gush about what they’re excited to see (and who they hope will die). #TeamIcyBois
Surprise Bitch! victim Kelsey joins us for a round of Fact or Fiction: Millennial Edition.
“I’ll take my water double filtered” says the girl who paid for pet insurance.
This week’s episode is sponsored by ForHers (Get your first month of birth control for $5), Harry’s (Get a $13 value set), and Postmates (download the Postmates app and enter code HASHTAG for $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!
Why is one of our ad promo codes 'HASHTAG'? Andrew and Laura reveal how our advertisers might be a little confused by our name.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

We dig into the HBO documentary “Leaving Neverland,” which chronicles the stories of two men who allege sexual assault at the hands of King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Are the parents to blame here, or were they groomed alongside their children?
The complexity of grief: how it’s possible to mourn someone and be simultaneously glad they’re gone.
Hardcore MJ fans still refuse to believe their hero was a pedophile. Should we separate the man from the music?

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#5x09: Now Boarding Mar 05, 2019

Need a break from the Michael Cohens of the world? Look no further than the newest episode of #Millennial.

• We’re joined this week by official airline correspondent James, who’s here to make sure we sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.

• Andrew 2020: A voice the HOA can depend on (to make allowances for Brooklyn to pee in the garden).

• Listener feedback features someone who was shook by a recent confessional, as well as the victim of a recent ghosting event. RIP.

• James answers every question Andrew’s always had about flying, such as why the pilot doesn’t hurry back to the cockpit after a potty break.

• Old man yells at cloud: Spielberg is trying to prevent streaming services like Netflix from submitting their films for consideration at the Oscars. Get with the times, old man!

• Laura puts the President and Board of Trustees of her undergraduate institution, McDaniel College, on blast for voting to suspend majors in the arts and humanities.

• This episode is sponsored by OpenFit (text MIL to 303030 for an extended 30-day free trial membership), Rothy’s (https://www.rothys.com and enter code MILL for free shipping with no minimum purchase), and Policy Genius (https://www.policygenius.com). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

• Rotten Tomatoes has finally realized that allowing consumers to tank a movie’s score prior to its release plays into internal societal biases against women and people of color. Who knew?!

• This comes shortly before the release of Captain Marvel, which was also trashed on Rotten Tomatoes, since its lead actor possesses a vagina. Of course.

• In a world full of Spielbergs, be a Brie Larson.

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#5x08: The Context of Grindelwald Feb 25, 2019

We’re thinking of launching an exploratory committee for a potential Presidential run in 2020, but in the meantime, tune in to hear our latest shenanigans.
Who loves orange jumpsuits? Paul loves orange jumpsuits. Is it true?!
“TIL not to write a personal check to the people I’m paying to attack me.” - Jussie Smollett
Speaking of high-profile cancellations, R.Kelly turned himself in over the weekend after being charged with sexually abusing 4 victims.
Get the popcorn: Andrew makes Laura say something nice about Bernie Sanders.
Our AP choice submissions cover dog ownership, Andrew’s sister’s student loan dilemma, and what we’d do with our lives if money weren’t an issue.
Large gaming companies continue to be dickbags: EA and Bioware are facing backlash over treating their early adopters like beta testers by releasing half-baked games and letting the fans discover potential bugs.
Also dickbaggish, Apple is earning the ire of major print journalism outlets like the New York Times for its new “Netflix for News” approach.
As if that weren’t enough, Netflix saved all your answers to the choose-your-own-adventure “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch” episode. So if you’re a psychopath, Netflix know now - congrats!
This week’s episode is sponsored by FabFitFun (https://www.fabfitfun.com and enter code MILL to get $10 off your first box), UnTuckIt (https://www.untuckit.com and enter code MILLENNIAL for 20% off your first purchase), and Robinhood (https://www.millennial.robinhood.com for a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

The hosts take Pew Research Center’s Religious Typology Quiz (http://www.pewforum.org/quiz/religious-typology/) and compare results.
Surprisingly, we do have some variety in our results, and we compare ourselves to the data.
Some surprises in the data itself make us question whether there is room for Evangelicals in the progressive movement.

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#5x07: And The Worst Oscars Goes To... Feb 19, 2019

The government lives to fight another day, as does #Millennial.
Andrew’s HOA is too involved, Laura’s isn’t involved enough, and Pam has become a personal chef! (For her dog)
“Uncle Joe, don’t run,” we imagine President Obama casually mentioning on his most recent brodate with Joe Biden. (Note: This episode was recorded before Bernie's announcement)
The Confessional makes a return with an unsettling childhood memory and an equally unsettling Valentine’s Day gift.
What has Kevin Hart, a Best Popular Film category, and Laura’s viewership? Not this year’s Oscars!
That said, 2018 was a good year for women in film… unless you’re Marvel, which is just now releasing its first female-led blockbuster. Womp womp.
According to a survey conducted by Yale and George Mason Universities, most Americans believe in climate change, but don’t feel the emotional urgency they ~perhaps~ ABSOLUTELY should.
After several failed attempts (seriously, answer your phones people!) we reach Baila and her husband, who reveal they have a mixed-political marriage.
This week’s episode is sponsored by Joybird (https://www.joybird.com/millennial for 25% off your first order using code MILLENNIAL), Zola (https://www.zola.com/mill for a free wedding website and $50 off a Zola registry), and BioClarity (https://www.bioclarity.com and enter code MIL for a free clarifying masque with the purchase of a skincare routine). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

In light of some of the questionable details surrounding the reported hate crime perpetrated against Empire star Jussie Smollett, Pam fills us in on a case of a false hate crime accusation from her hometown.
Our jury may still be out on the Smollett case, but we cover the litany of ways in which false accusations set social movements back and scar communities.
The Number: THIS MANY people are three months or more behind on their car payments, a new record.
Could we see ourselves starting GoFundMe’s during a period of financial hardship?

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#5x06: Speed Finds A Way Feb 12, 2019

Worried about the looming (potential) sequel to the government shutdown? Listen to the newest #Millennial instead!
Andrew has an important day ruined by a food delivery driver, Laura is at war with her HOA, and Pam recaps the Grammys.
Preemptive RIP to Elizabeth Warren’s 2020 bid for President. We hardly knew ye.
Listener Nicki joins us to talk job hunting and what she looks for when hiring candidates.
Nicki reveals she landed her current job through the #Millennial Facebook group! Andrew wants one of y’all to give him a job pls.
The Confessional is back with a familiar topic: guns.
We’ve certainly never had a friend like… Will Smith’s Genie in the upcoming, live action Aladdin. #nightmarefuel
Is Waze making it easier to get out of speeding tickets and DUI stops? Yes. Do we want them to stop? :grimacing:
AP Choice is back, with one question about a dystopian video game and another about our dystopian country.
This week’s episode is sponsored by Policy Genius (https://www.policygenius.com/), Audible (https://www.audible.com/mill for a 30-day free trial), and Harry’s (https://www.harrys.com/mill for the $13 value trial set). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

A third of Americans say it’s okay to wear blackface as part of a Halloween costume, according to the Pew Research Center.
Given that a majority of Americans don’t think this is okay, how is it that someone always manages to fuck this up every Halloween?
Is it ever okay to wear traditional clothing of a culture or country you have no connection to? Pam and Nicki sound off.
Do we still think Ralph Northam should resign?

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#5x05: Something From A Nut Feb 06, 2019

Happy Black History Month! Stop asking for a White History Month.
Pat is back this week, fresh off a urination tour around the Grand Canyon.
Andrew and Pat definitely “don’t wanna be friendssss” with their seat neighbor at Gaga’s Vegas residency show.
Listener Feedback: Fabi’s family is from Venezuela, and she’s a Democrat who… agrees with Trump’s support of opposition leader Juan Guaido.
You know the Super Bowl is boring AF when the main takeaway is the infamous, mysterious viral egg.
This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race when Cold War-era treaties are suspended.
If your dick pic game left something to be desired in the past, you’re in luck:
Facebook messenger will now allow you to delete old embarrassing private messages. But also no one wants to see your dick.
Should Virginia Governor Ralph Northam resign amidst a racist yearbook photo discovery?
This week’s episode is sponsored by Openfit (text MIL to 30-30-30 for a special extended 30-day free trial), Away (visit awaytravel.com/mill and use promo code mill during checkout for $20 off a suitcase), and Rothy’s (rothys.com and enter promo code mill for free shipping with no minimum purchase). Support #Millennial by supporting our sponsors!

And in this week’s Installment of After Dark:

We tune into the State of the Union speech momentarily and offer some commentary on the Orange Menace’s butchering of the English language and American Democracy.
Speaking of Mike Pence, let’s talk about our cultural obsession with serial killers!
We dive into why serial killers haunt our communities and pique our interests.
Andrew shocks the panel with a revelation about how his life was touched by a real-life killer.

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#5x04: Ridin' Solo Jan 29, 2019

The government may have been re-opened for three weeks, but #Millennial has always been here for you.
We welcome #Millennial’s official gaming correspondent (and nothing else), Marc, back to the show!
Andrew and Pat are about to head to Vegas where they will enjoy West Coast specialties like In-N-Out and painted rocks.
Thoughts and Prayers: Andrew facing sub-arctic temperatures and Laura facing the Super Bowl in her home city.
Nintendo and Toei/Namco-Bandai seem to be snubbing major tournaments by not allowing them to host Super Smash Bros or Dragonball Fighterz. We wonder why they’re being such buzzkills and how this would even be enforceable at smaller scale tournaments.
In the news: A GAY 2020 candidate, Canada ranked #1 for quality of life in the world, Venezuela’s leader rated the absolute worst with 80% of his country opposing him, and the creators of Fortnite being sued for stealing some sweet dance moves.
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And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

A number of celebrities are sitting out this year’s Super Bowl to protest police brutality and the NFL’s treatment of Colin Kaepernick.
When does celebrity activism work, and when does it fall flat? Internet personalities seem to do a better job of keeping narratives constant, while A-listers tend to make one-off statements.
As per usual, we get off topic and start talking about random stories from our youth. We’re sorry.

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#5x03: Arms Not Open Jan 22, 2019

• Friend of the show and official #Millennial conservative correspondent Parker joins us again this week to talk about the government shutdown.

• We also get Parker’s reactions to the growing list of 2020 Democratic candidates and are surprised by some areas where we agree!

• Andrew's got a new side hustle: A Podcast and Patreon consulting business! Hit him up if you need help with your own show or Patreon.

• Laura’s rage of the week: Democrats, get the $%#& over yourselves and your ideological purity tests.

• With Netflix’s recent release of viewership numbers, it raises the question of how our consumption of content has changed. Is there still a place for network TV?

• Netflix has named its biggest competitor, and surprisingly, it’s not another streaming service.

• Just in the nick of time, Spotify is rolling out a new feature that will allow you to block R.Kelly or any other artist you don’t want to hear from.

• Things get a little… personal in this week’s recommendations.

•This week’s episode is sponsored by Joybird (go here for 25% off your first order), ZipRecruiter (try for FREE), and BioClarity (enter code MIL for a FREE Clarifying Masque with purchase of a skin routine).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

• YouTube is cracking down on videos featuring dangerous pranks and challenges. #RIPTidePodchallenge

• Banning videos that encourage dangerous behaviors is all well and good, but YouTube doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to restricting “inappropriate content.”

• Devil’s Advocate: Government Shutdown/Wall Edition.

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#5x02: No Cheese For You Jan 15, 2019

It’s 2019, but we peaked in 2009 so don’t expect us to participate in your 2009 vs 2019 selfie challenge.
Laura and Pam detail their weekend drama of cheese fries and Bachelor viewing parties.
This week’s $10 Patron guest is Shania, who is gracious and speaks openly with us about being on the Asexuality spectrum.
AP Choice: What advice to we have for couples getting ready to move in together?
Listener feedback proves that cursive isn’t actually useless.
We talk about which Dems are in for 2020 and what is officially the longest government shutdown in US history. People are hurting, what can we do to help? And when will Agent Orange realize he’s never getting his wall?
UPDATE: R.Kelly is officially under investigation following Lifetime’s docuseries, “Surviving R.Kelly.”
GAME: Fact or Fiction: Government Shutdown Edition.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

“Tidying up with Marie Kondo” is taking the world (and our closets) by storm. Laura has cleared out 6 trash bags’ worth of donations, Pam has emptied her closet, and Andrew has always been orderly.
Our tips for deciding what to part with and how to “let go” of things.
We all share what we have the hardest time parting with and methods we’ve employed to clear our homes.

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#5x01: Bubble Butt Jan 08, 2019

We’re back for SEASON 5! (Sorry Andrew.)
We recount our NYE experiences: little brothers, poopy plungers, and dogs shoving things into toilets. It gets weird.
Announcing our new Patreon 2019 benefits: Face to Face hangouts, BREAKING NEWS, LANDY becomes one big show, and $5+ Patrons to get Mega Millennial episodes.
AP Choice: Andrew and Pat relationship edition. $10 Patrons get to ask our favorite couple anything!
New Year, New Laws! Florida restores voting rights for former felons, hard liquor sales are banned on Sundays in Mississippi, and new gender options are available on CA and NY driver’s licenses. Which of these is the lie?
What does 2019 hold in store for President Trump? The hosts make predictions about whether the President will resign, be impeached, or remain untouched by the Mueller investigation.
Ellen DeGeneres REALLY wants Kevin Hart to host the Oscars. Has Hart redeemed himself sufficiently to deserve the hosting opportunity and Ellen’s allyship?
Bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt.
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And in this first 2019 installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

Someone is understandably trying to kick some of her student loan debt, but Laura has some concerns about the method employed to do so.
In shocking news to no one, R.Kelly is a creep and needs to be shunned by society and the music business.
This brings us to a discussion about the all-too-common trend in Hollywood of young girls being groomed by much older, successful men. Is the music world preparing for its own #timesup moment?

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#4x48: Star Struck Dec 18, 2018

The #Millennial holiday spectacular is here! We’re live, on camera, and drinking! Patrons can watch video of our entire recording here.
Our $5 and $10 Patrons gained access to a new benefit: an exclusive #Millennial Discord channel where you can chat with each other and the hosts in realtime! Head over to patreon.com/millennial and click Settings > Account > Add Discord to join in the conversation!
The Secret Santa exchange is back, and this year’s gifts are decidedly thoughtful (and in one case, sexxxxy).
AP Choice: How do YOU plan on relaxing this holiday season? FB Official Patrons sound off.
The Number: Holiday Binge Edition. Will the cost of all these streaming services rival cable package costs? Probably. Will we still pay for it? Probably.
The EPA may be undoing the Clean Water Act and Facebook continues fucking up.
Recommendations include a breakfast product and a particular Christmas movie.
We’ll be back the week of January 7th for SEASON 5!
This week’s episode is sponsored by BioClarity (bioclarity.com and enter code MILL for 50% off your first month) and Warby Parker (warbyparker.com/mill to get your free at-home try on!). Support the show by supporting these awesome companies!

And in this final 2018 installment of After Dark:

More feedback about Canadian goose jackets flies in and Andrew reconsiders his stance on the $1,000 jacket.
We go over all the the expected and unexpected happenings of 2018, and what we’re most excited for in 2019 (please God let it be Mueller Time).
The Number Part Deux: New Year’s Edition.

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#4x47: Seasoned Dec 11, 2018

We’re gearing up for the holidays! Andrew and Pat are baking cookies, Laura is nearly getting murdered by repairmen, and the deadline to sign up for healthcare is December 15th!
Listeners sound off: reactions to last week’s CRISPR discussion and a confessional about a sexless relationship.
Since Tumblr is removing porn, we can go ahead and say RIP. On a lighter note, our Associate Producer Choice has $10 Patrons sharing their favorite porn sources, so take notes!
“Keep your pic in your pants!” Cyber flashing is the hot new way to sexually harass unwitting iPhone users who don’t monitor their Airdrop settings.
Get ready to buy your Amtrak passes: the new Boeing 737 MAX has a YUGE problem that caused a Lion Air flight to crash off the coast of Indonesia. As if that weren’t bad enough, several major airlines have thousands of these planes on order.
Since we’re doomed to repeat our historic failures, China has begun interning hundreds of thousands of Muslims in concentration camps in the Xinjiang territory.
Surprise, Bitch! gets all pharmaceutical and shit.
Reminder: Next week’s episode will be our last of the year and will air LIVE over at patreon.com/millennial. If you’ve ever wanted to know what we look like, now is your chance.
This week’s show is sponsored by Policy Genius (https://www.policygenius.com/), Scentbird (http://www.Scentbird.com/MILL and use code MILL for 50% off), and Rothy’s (https://rothys.com/ and enter code MILL for free shipping with no minimum purchase).

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Holiday etiquette: who to bring, what to bring, and what not to talk about.
Holiday firsts! What do you do when you bring someone home for the first time? What are our first Christmas memories?
Andrew holds a holiday grudge and shares a touching Christmas story.

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#4x46: Fake It Til You OmgWait Dec 04, 2018

We’re back this week with guest Jared, who works for a probation and parole department. Will we get through the episode without bring thrown in the clink?
Jared schools us on the importance of criminal justice reform, as well as the other areas our justice system has room for improvement.
On the first day of Christmas Robert Mueller gave to me…
Now that we can’t watch porn at Starbucks anymore, what is the point of going there, even?
A Chinese scientist named He Jiankui has reported that he’s created the world’s first “designer babies,” or gene-edited babies. This development confirms that we are indeed living in a hellscape.
Devil’s Advocate finds the panel arguing in support of designer super hero babies.
This week’s episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter.com/Mill, Audible.com/Mill, and Homesick Candles (Enter code MILL for free shipping and 10% off any order over $60).

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#4x45: Satan Wins Nov 27, 2018

Turkey hangover has passed, the world is still on fire, and #Millennial is back!
What did we do when we were off-air the last two weeks? Partied like fucking rockstars, that’s what.
Jk, we all saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Weak Screenplays.
The US spirals further and further into Orwellian dystopia. Merry Christmas, have some tear gas.
George Soros, often accused of bankrolling left-wing conspiracies, was blamed by no other than Facebook for the negative press surrounding its various data privacy breaches.
This episode of #Millennial is brought to you by the Satanic Church and Netflix.
The Number returns to school President Snow about some voter fraud numbers (fun fact: you’re more likely to be struck by lightening twice in your lifetime than you are to commit voter fraud!). Want to check our sources? Brennan Center ACLU: Facts About Voter Suppression
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And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

“We live in a society and when you don’t abide by FAA guidelines on planes, you’re part of the problem” the new smash-hit memoir by Laura Tee.
Pam and Laura explain that epic tweet thread where they proclaimed their love for one another.
Prepare for implosion: we found something Barack Obama and Donald Trump agree on.

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#4x44: Confused Nov 13, 2018

We're joined by Rachel Ritlop, the owner of The Confused Millennial website and podcast!
California has had a terrible week -- Pam and Andrew have stories relating to the Thousand Oaks shooting and the horrific fires
Midterm update: The Blue Wave's high tide continues, as Donald Trump declares that we shouldn't count all votes
We talk to Rachel about how The Confused Millennial became her full time job
What are the biggest challenges with being on that work-from-home grind? And are more people hopping on the freelance train?
The panelists have a classic millennial issue in common: They all worry about the future.
This week's news all involves entertainment: Disney+, Toy Story 4, Detective Pikachu, and Stan Lee
We call one of our listeners who enjoys life as a freelancer (but don't expect them to attend a 12:01 AM Fantastic Beasts screening
Andrew recommends Joking Hazard, a game like Cards Against Humanity, but with pictures
This week's episode is sponsored by Homesick Candles (use promo code MILL for 10% off a $50+ order and free shipping), Lola (use promo code MILL for 40% off a subscription), and Policy Genius!

And this week in After Dark:

Pam recently visited Disneyland where it's impossible to find short lines.
In better news for Pam, she's finally settled on a therapist. She talks about how she found the right one.
In other mental health news, Andrew is finally off of Lexapro. However, he wonders if he'd be better off continuing to take small doses.

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#4x43: Blue... Something Nov 08, 2018

Welcome to the 2018 midterms, which will never ever #%$&ing end.
Light up a fat one in honor of the nation’s most reviled Keebler Elf, Jeff Sessions.
Podcast friends! Check out the podcast Other People’s Lives for the inside scoop on being a 40-year-old virgin, a ghost hunter, and much more.
The good: over 1 million Floridians had voting rights re-instated, over 100 women were elected to congress, Democrats took control of the House, the first openly gay governor was elected in Colorado, and the Beto effect trickled down to the state level.
The bad (and expected): Republicans maintain control of the Senate, Democrats already infighting about Nancy Pelosi, and several key races still too close to call.
The ugly: Voter suppression in Georgia, Trump White House bans Jim Acosta, and with Jeff Sessions fired, Trump has a new lapdog overseeing the Mueller investigation.
In The Spin Room, Trump, Huckabee-Sanders, and Conway make appearances to defend the President’s post-midterm rhetoric.
We take out the Mailbag and touch on some of your questions: outsider funding for elections, vegetarianism, NaNoWriMo, and gay bath houses.
This week’s episode is sponsored by SquareSpace (use offer code MILL) and Policy Genius - support the show by supporting these companies!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available to $2+ Patrons:

The Number returns with a midterms edition! How much student loan debt could have been paid off with the amount spent on this election?
We Surprise Bitch three listeners. Two pick up the phone, and one gets an interesting voicemail from Andrew.
Laura gets some intel on where in Canada she can move to (she’s sort of not kidding).

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11 Minute #Millennial: Special Election Day Episode Nov 06, 2018

It's Election Day in the United States, so we've created a special episode of #Millennial that is as long as the average wait time at the polls. Enjoy 11 minutes of fun, tears, and WTFness.

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#4x42: VOTE Oct 31, 2018

Pam and Andrew watched the LONG World Series, while Laura got heckled by a weirdo neighbor.
We create a special 11 minute #Millennial minisode for when you wait in line to vote.
Announcing the new $1 Patreon supporter tier - DTF! Come on, aren’t we worth $1?
The MAGAnuts are at it again: shooting at a synagogue in Pittsburgh and pipe bombs being mailed to prominent Democrats and CNN.
For a different kind of explosion, check out the AutoBlow AI - the first sex toy capable of delivering a lifelike blowjob (minus the jaw soreness).
Millennials are making Facebook great again… by quitting Facebook.
Surprise Bitch! Takes us to Maryland and we shittalk our former co-hosts for leaving the show to get educated.
REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 6TH OF NOVEMBER AND DON’T BITCH OUT OF YOUR CIVIC DUTY.
This week's episode is sponsored by TIVO, ZipRecruiter, Beach Body on Demand, and BioClarity.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available exclusively on Patreon:

Travel nightmares: forgetting wallets, bop its thrown in the Rio Grande, and guarding Tyga’s bling on an airplane.
Hidden from the Headlines: Big Tobacco is trying to get Montanans to vote against their own healthcare to avoid a hefty cigarette tax. Also, smokers are gross.
Montanans: Vote YES on I-185 next week to save Medicaid expansion in your state!

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#4x41: Chicago Gangbang Oct 23, 2018

Listener Josh joins us on the show this week to talk Star Wars, Trump supporting relatives, and to make Andrew envious of his silky radio voice.
Laura gives a review of Chicago, Hamilton, and a new definition of gang banging.
Researchers at Oxford University report that Virtual Reality exposure therapy can help us withstand our anxieties. How might exposure training for the crippling fear of inadequacy be facilitated?
Every time you eat a porkchop, God kills a kitten you are killing the planet.
64% of American adults can’t successfully answer questions like “Who was the first President of the United States?” and “Where is the Statue of Liberty located?” No wonder they don’t know where their polling places are.
The panel takes the US citizenship test on air - do we pass?
Don’t forget to sign up for your first month of Patreon at the $5 level before November 1st and send us confirmation of your voter registration to get your first month FREE.
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And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Should people have their citizenship revoked if they can’t pass the citizenship test? Josh and Sarah Huckabee Sanders weigh in.
A grocery store worker is fired for stealing $9,200 worth of ham over the span of 8 years, New Zealanders are being sued by Israel, and a gender reveal goes very, very wrong.

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#4x40: 23AndLookSeeImNativeAmerican Oct 16, 2018

Elizabeth Warren, like many white people before her, is cleaving to trace amounts of Native American ancestry in her DNA results. Which brings us to the point of who gives a fuck?
The Confessional requires some advice from the #Millennial love doctor and friend whisperer.
Taylor Swift may have encouraged an additional 56,669 voters to register, but agent orange likes her music “25% less.” Sad!
Voter suppression in Georgia has Laura repeatedly reminding listeners to call on Republican gubernatorial candidate Brian Kemp to resign as Georgia’s Secretary of State.
We all know streaming is the most popular way to listen to music, but were surprised to learn what the the top streaming medium is.
The Number makes a triumphant return in which Pam and Laura try to fill in details from the streaming report covered in the episode.
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama! Surprise Bitch takes us to North Carolina, where Sam’s husband is the Rafiki to their cat’s Simba.

And in this week's After Dark on Patreon:

The KellyAnne Kanye game returns, and the answers may surprise you!
000000 is the new beat Kanye’s getting ready to drop. JK he’s just an idiot.
Discussion: The privatization of our problems. Dominoes is filling potholes, Elon Musk is filtering Flint’s water, and Skipping Rocks Laboratory is creating edible water pods. To what extent are corporations responsible to pitch in? Do we rely too much on them and demand too little of our government?

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#4x39: Dumblevers Oct 09, 2018

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UPDATE: Fan Bingbang has been released - sadly, this story ends in tragedy for her bank account.
Judge Kavanope was confirmed to the Supreme Court Saturday. Joe Manchin proved that there is no such thing as a West Virginia Democrat, and Susan Collins said “I believe victims of sexual assault, I just don’t care. LOL.”
Knock the Vote hopes to bring out the millennial vote by taunting us with a blistering ad about how we so often opt out of the process.
This week in creepy tech: BrainNet, Facebook Portal, and new Echo monitors.
AP Choice has us giving advice to aspiring rideshare drivers, and addressing Dumbledore’s preferred coital moves.
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And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Andrew has another wedding to bitch about, and with good reason!
Laura gets into an old-school showdown in her Facebook comments with an acquaintance.
PSA: Stop complaining about how fat you are. It’s annoying AF.

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#4x38: Kavanope Oct 03, 2018

Andrew's feeling a love for Patagonia this fall, but appears to be the only brand whore on the panel
#Millennial PSA: If you know a white man being denied an opportunity because of his history as an abuser, keep him in your #thoughtsandprayers.
CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS. THEN DOUBLE CHECK IT: Vote.org
Dr. Christine Blasey Ford was poised, measured, and credible in her testimony. Meanwhile, Dudley Dursley had a partisan meltdown.
Will a limited scope, short FBI investigation vindicate Dr. Ford and save us all the agony of watching Kavanaugh do keg stands on SCOTUS for the next 30 years?
Also in need of #thoughtsandprayers: Facebook is in the midst of yet another data and permissions breach. Andrew and Laura recommend using a password manager like 1Password or LastPass to protect your credentials.
The latest thing millennials are killing? DIVORCE RATES. Are we better at relationships or can we just not afford them?
We share our iOS12 screen time results - WE CAN QUIT ANYTIME WE WANT, OKAY?!
Listener Helen provides the most sage, insightful Surprise Bitch! experience to date.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available to all Patrons this week:

We have more to say about the current SCOTUS drama - sorry not sorry.
Andrew provides a mental health and therapy iPad update.
Netflix rolling out choose your own adventure programming? How will this affect the way we interpret entertainment?
Shut up and take our money: Harry Potter RPG in development.

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#4x37: So Sexy Sep 25, 2018

Live from the #Millennial Pulpit this week, we are joined by Alex, who is both a listener and a pastor. We’re shocked that such a good person listens to THIS show.
Offensive Halloween costumes are back in full force this year. What’s sexier than sexual servitude?
Do: Dress up like Black Panther if you want! Don’t: Paint your skin brown. Why is this hard for people?
Is Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein next on the Trump chopping block? What this would mean for the Mueller investigation and why we should all be prepared to protest.
Hidden from the Headlines: Tens of thousands of student loan borrowers under the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program just got screwed out of debt forgiveness after paying on their loans for 10 YEARS. Life pro-tip: Call your lenders to make sure you’re not in “pay-head status” if you’re a PSLF recipient.
Surprise Bitch! Brings back a, um, former guest host.
Alex tells us all about the process of becoming a pastor, and how he knew from a very young age that this was his calling. He also fills us in on some of the common misconceptions of his field, and some important social justice work he is doing.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Some personal updates from the hosts AND…
…Ticketmaster looks to be guilty of some fuckery that would result in them benefitting from multiple processing charges as a result of running their own reseller service.

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#4x36: En Garde Sep 20, 2018

Hurricanes, mushrooms, and homeowner woes abound in this week’s #Millennial.
The Emmys were a snooze fest for viewers and presenters alike.
Brett Kavanaugh gets the Anita Hill treatment: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford has come forward with allegations that the SCOTUS nominee assaulted her when they were teenagers.
Did the Chinese government kidnap famous actress Fan Bingbang for tax evasion?
Guess which country wants to legalize dueling? Surprisingly, it’s not the US.
Google that Shit (or, in Soviet Russia, you no Google Shit, Shit Google you).
The Confessional gets personal: casual sex and ending long-term relationships.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark, available on Patreon:

Late Bloomers! According to the University of Michigan’s Transportation Research Institute, millennials are slower to get behind the wheel.
Boomers consume more news than millennials, but does quantity of consumption necessarily equate to quality?
We can’t defend this one: our generation has the lowest voter turnout numbers of any age group. VOTE LEST YE BE BONED BY STUDENT LOANS.

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#4x35: All of the Dairy Sep 13, 2018

Pat is back with some big news: His fam won Best Cow at the county fair. #BumpkinLife
Shockingly, Pat was uninterested in dating Show Andrew but came around once he met Real Andrew.
Important Announcement: Andrew has hSv, not hPv.
Why the hell do people not leave when a hurricane is coming their way? Stay safe, East Coast!
Facebook Official Patrons ask two questions: Is Trump's position on trade justified? How do we feel about horror video games?
Apple is back with new products you don't need but will probably buy anyway. Poor Laura: She has no choice but to get one!
"I've fallen and I can't get up!' Apple Watch is the new Life Alert.
A new tool from the New York Times reveals how much hotter our hometowns have been getting. Do the results surprise us? At least one of us is genuinely shocked.. in the wrong way.
A new report has found that taken selfies negatively affects your self esteem. Wait, what?
This week's Surprise, Bitch call brings us to Pat's home state of Wisconsin. Brittany reveals she doesn't.. have.. a smart phone!?
Hidden from the Headlines: The Trump administration has been denying U.S. citizens passports. And Pam reveals that her grandparents are worried about her.
Recommendations: Spider-Man for PS4, Brandless, and Cupping. EW. (Not the sexy type of cupping)

And this week in After Dark:

MuggleSuck returns and we straight up talk shit on a whacked out person. You won't believe the nonsense they pulled on 9/11.
WTF News: A dog mayor, cops wasting time, and a right-shoe robber.

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#4x34: Red Panda Surprise Sep 06, 2018

Welcome to the (shit)show, Angel!
Do furries dress as red pandas?
BREAKING: A senior White House official wrote an anonymous op-ed for the New York Times confirming the Republic’s dumpster fire status.
2018 Gift for $10 Patrons: a #Millennial sticker set! Facebook Official Patrons can expect to receive theirs in a few weeks (Make sure your mailing address is up to date!). Pledge at the Facebook Official Level now to receive your sticker set later this year!
We’ve found the one thing millennials aren’t killing: STDs. The CDC has reported record jumps in the spread of gonorrhea, syphilis, and chlamydia. GET TESTED.
The one man advocating for student loan borrowers on the federal level has resigned his post in protest.
WTF: Proctor & Gamble has come up with a dumb, completely non-innovative marketing strategy.
2 Truths, 1 Lie: Trumpster Fire edition.

And in this week's After Dark, available to $2+ Patrons:

Laura is allergic to everything - tales of a trip to the allergist.
We check in with a former #Millennial co-host and ask if he’s seen any vaginas in his new line of work.
The Confessional: when friends with benefits goes awry and thinking your life is super lame and boring.

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#4x33: Pumpkin Spice Laura Aug 28, 2018

It’s a full show this week: remembering John McCain, a victory in Georgia, and PSL is comin’ back baby!
Actress and creator Mariana Novak joins us to talk acting life, voiceover work, Jason Bateman, and being Russian and American in the current climate.
We always knew Paul Manafort would look great in orange…
…and that Michael Cohen would flip…
…and that the National Enquirer has a safe filled with dirt on Trump?!
Looking forward to November 6th, Lyft will be providing free and reduced fare rides to your polling place!
These damn teenagers are taking our jobs: the wild, wild west of Instagram influencers.
The latest mass shooting in Jacksonville, FL makes us take a look at some numbers by playing The Number.
Someone actually answers for Surprise Bitch! on the first call!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

WTF News makes its return, and shockingly, neither of the stories originated in Florida.
How does everyday tech use impact our friendships and relationships? Do any of us just need to put the damn phone down?
Videogames as a bonding tool: the cheap way to spend time with bae without reproducing.

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Episode #4x32: Uhhh Aug 21, 2018

This week, listener Kelsey joins the show to give us public speaking advice (gulp)!
Pam is back from Vegas with an explanation of how she met a Backstreet Boy and why she bought $20 avocado toast and thus will be unable to retire.
How to embrace the nerves and anxiety surrounding public speaking? Remember that no one wants you to fail (unless your name begins with T and ends with rump).
Facebook is looking to solidify its presence as the internet’s cesspit by introducing an anonymous down-voting system. Uncle Eustace can now upvote his favorite bigoted rhetoric and face 0 social accountability for it!
Zillow says that millennials can’t afford homes because we’re attending too many destination weddings. Meanwhile, none of their value estimates are remotely accurate.
The election board of Randolph county, Georgia is planning to close 7 of its 9 polling places. Take two guesses which group of people this will disenfranchise.
The Confessional gets a little bi-curious, and Surprise, Bitch! isn’t much of a surprise this week.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

An additional bi-curious confessional!
How many, uh, verbal fillers did we use in episode 4x30?
It is now U.S. policy to support poachers: dozens of permits have been issued to GOP donors, allowing them to murder endangered species abroad and bring their “trophies” home for the mantle.

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Episode #4x31: Podcast Married Aug 14, 2018

One of our hosts spent $20 on avocado toast, so we fired her and warned that she’ll never be able to afford a home.
Marc sits in, promoting Andrew to ask a barrage of personal questions as one does.
Who’s getting guaranteed salaries, health insurance, bonuses for wins, and subscription payments? Gamers. The panel experiences a sudden desire for a career shift.
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Electric scooters are the latest craze in major cities and we all clearly fucked up by ditching our razors.
We’re asked via the confessional what we think happens after death and we (probably) disappoint the asker.
Surprise, Bitch! 5th time’s the charm.

And in this week's After Dark:

After last week’s complaining about fitness models on instagram, we can’t wait to talk about our mad gainz.
Listener feedback comes with a reaction to listener Kris’s transition to living in her card and a warning to steer clear of a certain credit bureau’s subscription program.

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Episode #4x30: On The Road Aug 07, 2018

Welcome to the end of 420 jokes - it’s episode 4x30 maaaaaaan.
Welcome Roshni! This week, we kick off a new $10 Patron benefit where we’ll be bringing on listener guest hosts.
This week marks the 53rd anniversary of the Voting Rights Act. The best way to celebrate is to check your voter registration status.
Listener Kris is moving out of her apartment, and into her car. We call her, and she fields a multitude of questions about her new life.
Judeo-Christian ideals are deeply rooted in our culture and politics. Roshni brings this topic to the table, and asks a few very important questions. Namely, will the US ever move beyond these ideals? Should it?
If Alex Jones screams into the void after being banned from Facebook and Youtube, does it make a sound?
Recommendations: Chicago Architecture Tour, Sharp Objects, Eight Grade, and checking your credit report

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Social media norms that need to die: humble brag gym selfies, expecting people to follow/friend you, vague booking, posting pictures of your perfect fucking relationship with your amazing boyfriend OKAY KAREN WE GET IT.
What social media faux pas are we guilty of?

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Episode #4x29: James Gunt Jul 31, 2018

We chose avocado toast over paying the bills, but we still managed to return from our summer break as promised.
Where do we stand on Disney’s firing of James Gunn? How false equivalencies and absolutism have made this debate a frustrating one.
Andrew made Laura a song, our listeners fap to Andrew, and much more in this week’s confessional.
In altogether non-shocking news, then-candidate Trump was presented with evidence that Vladimir Putin sought to interfere in the 2016 election, and a best friendship was born.
If a drunk girl doesn’t vomit in an Uber, and the driver reports it, does it leave a mess?
Demi Lovato relapses after 6 years of sobriety: we share our take on the growing opioid epidemic.
The Trump administration is trying to cut key provisions of the Endangered Species Act, which will result in doom and destruction on planet earth (no, really).

And in this week’s episode of After Dark:

The MuggleSuck Tales continue with a modern twist.
AP choice brings questions from our $10 Patrons: favorite meals to cook, experiences taking anti-depressants, homeschooling, and more!

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Episode #4x28: From The Right Jul 17, 2018

On this week’s episode, we take a walk on the conservative side. Listener Parker joins us to talk hot button topics like immigration, funding, healthcare, and abortion.
If con is the opposite of pro, isn’t congress the opposite of progress? Several members of congress get duped into publicly endorsing a program that would arm preschoolers.
Facebook wants to ensure you’re seeing more of the things you care about: baby pictures, cat videos, and Infowars conspiracy theories.
Another one bites the dust: another key pillar of the Affordable Care Act, risk adjustments, have been slashed from the budget.
Devil’s Advocate sees us truly crossing the aisle this week, as each host has to argue in favor of an opposing political ideology.
Don’t forget to check out our new album art. Kudos to Jon!

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

New stories from #Millennial: Andrew Sims and the Prisoner of Pet Policies, Laura Tee and the Rising Premium Rates.
How can companies ensure brand loyalty amongst millennials? What sorts of practices turn us off?
Google That Shit!

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Episode #4x27: Milkshake Jul 10, 2018

We’re joined this week by Andrew’s paramour, Pat!
Pat fills us in on that dairy farmer life: tariffs, and hormones, and nut juice, oh my!
Speaking of milk, the US delegation to the UN made waves this week when they went rogue and blocked a resolution that would have promoted breastfeeding. Our BFFs over in Russia saved the day though!
The “toxic fandom” phenomena continues to gain steam as stars are forced to delete social media accounts to avoid harassment. When does critique go too far?
In other fandom news, Game of Thrones has wrapped production on its final season, and Andrew still knows nothin’.
How well does Pat know Andrew? The NewlyWed game puts these lovebirds to the test!
Anyone in the Chicago area need a personal trainer? Hit up Pat: fincutterfitness@gmail.com

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

TruTV is launching a new show - Paid Off - in which the winners get…. their student loans paid off.
We play a mock version of this game show with listener Sara. We can’t pay off her student loans, but we can give her a free month of Patreon!

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Episode #4x26: Hillaryland Jul 03, 2018

Happy 4th of July! The US still has over 2,000 children in cages.
This week in more ‘America is fucked’ news, justice Anthony Kennedy resigns from the Supreme Court, leaving a second vacancy for Trump to fill.
Disney and Universal Studios are banking on millennial nostalgia in their upcoming theme park ventures. We’re sure there will be an avocado toast stand on every corner!
A Hillary Clinton Theme Park? We brainstorm ideas.
BREAKING NEWS: North Korea never had any intention of denuclearizing. How could we have predicted this would happen?!?!
Sarah Huckabee Sanders joins us again to burn some more truth.

And in this week’s edition of After Dark:

Andrew’s gonna stick it to the (HOA) man!
He also comes up with a homeless outreach program idea that makes the girls grimace.
WTF News makes its return: running over pedestrians to get out of work, Texans using rattlesnakes as weapons, shitting diamonds, and much more!

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Episode #4x25: Cannibisda Jun 26, 2018

Andrew and Pam kick off the show with a spoiler free review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Speaking of fallen kingdoms, we provide this week’s update on the US border detention situation. Tl;dr: 2,300 children are still separated from their parents, and border patrol will re-vive the Obama-era “catch and release” policy.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the Hypocrite’s Podium: as progressives, are we really doing ourselves any favors by taking the low road?
Canada? More like Cannibisda! Do we think marijuana should be legal?
We’ve discovered by 53% of millennials think they’ll be millionaires: they don’t tip for services!
SCOTUS actually made a good call: authorities will need a warrant to access cellular tower location data.
Recommendations: MoviePass and “Echo” Liquid Lipstick by Kat Von D

And in this week’s episode of After Dark:

Google that shit: the Supreme Court is…, Millennials are the worst…, and Marijuana helps….
The Confessional raises questions about familial etiquette: 8 extended family members crashing a listener’s small apartment and a parental invasion of privacy, oh my!

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Episode #4x24: Who [Thinks They'll Be] A Millionaire? Jun 19, 2018

Welcome back, sycophants.
Marc rejoins us this week to tell us what nerds should be excited for after E3. (The answer is ALWAYS Pokémon, duh.)
Just in case you missed it…
THE US GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING CHILDREN IN CAGES
THE US GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING CHILDREN IN CAGES
THE US GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING CHILDREN IN CAGES
Got it? Jeff Sessions joins us to share some of his favorite fascist-inspired scriptural quotations.
According to a new study 53% of millennials expect to become millionaires. This is not the economy you are looking for.
We discuss the recent allegations against Chris Hardwick. Are we too fast to crucify based on allegations?
Who said it: Donald Trump or another infamous dictator?

Visit Millennial Podcast's website to learn more. And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Recommendations: booze edition
Vacation shaming: why are Americans so afraid to use their paid time off? How can we counter our culture of working ourselves to death for bragging rights?
A new After Dark perk, MuggleSuck, makes it debut. On a monthly basis, we’ll share insider stories about our previous “employer.”

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Episode #4x23: A Quarter's The Charm Jun 12, 2018

Who did it better? IHOP marketing their “name change” to “IHOB,” or Agent Orange marketing his summit with Little Rocket Man? All this in this week’s #Millennial and much more!
We call Kate, a Canadian listener who schools us in provincial politics and explains the election of min-Trump, Doug Ford.
President Trump tells our allies to suck a dick and leaves the G7 summit early to snuggle up with a murderous dictator instead.
The University of Pennsylvania has released a new study that shows social change can be brought around by convincing just 25% of your social circle to support it. Time to take Laura’s advice and be the annoying person at parties asking if people are registered to vote.
Hidden from the Headlines: the EPA laughs in the face of accurate, straight-forward, and historically proven science… again.
The Confessional: Relationship Edition.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Surprise Bitch! leaves us sad when THREE PEOPLE don’t answer their phones. You’re telling us you have something better to do than waiting to hear from us?!
Listener Julia saves the day and answers her phone. We talk LA and asbestos.
In somber news, we discuss the recent tragic deaths of designer Kate Spade and chef Anthony Bourdain. Why is suicide only ever discussed after we lose someone to it?

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Episode #4x22: Happy Pride Jun 05, 2018

Happy June, Happy Pride!
We welcome Dr. Sarah Steelman to the show to discuss her research on same-gender pairings and degrees of “outness.”
Sarah informs us on a number of topics, including queer theory, the Matrix of Intelligibility, and the impacts of heteronormativity, politics, and history on LGB persons.
In the news: Apple’s iOS 12 aims to decrease notifications stress, SCOTUS rules in favor of an anti-gay baker, Facebook proves yet again why they suck at data privacy, and a US Senator attempts to tour a detention center where unaccompanied immigrant children are being held.

And in this week’s installment of After Dark:

Dr. Steelman talks about her doctoral experience and provides some sage advice for anyone thinking of pursuing a PhD.
Samantha Bee and “the c-word.” We dive into whether or not we were ok with the joke, and if we agreed with Sam’s apology to Ivanka Trump. Mixed opinions abound!

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Episode #4x21: Marcah May 29, 2018

“Bless me #Millennial for I have sinned. It has been 3 days and 12 hours since the last time I threw my garbage on a movie theater floor.” - Andrew
Marc (aka Micah?) joins us and gives us his E3 predictions. He and Andrew plan to get E-rect.
We force Pam to answer some cringey interview questions used by employers to be hip and cool with the kids.
In the news: The Celebrity President is leading up to an exciting season finale: Will they or won’t they: North Korea edition, The great GDPR inbox flood, Instagram has a mute feature, and the US lost 1,475 migrant children. We wish this were all #fakenews.
A familiar voice deigns to join us for Surprise Bitch! and we’re all signing DNRs in case we end up hospitalized in LA.

And in this week’s episode of After Dark:

Google that shit!
What to do when you’re “the other woman.” We try to give some honest, frank advice about getting out of an affair.
Traditional definitions of virginity do not cover the range of (super super hot and fun) things you can do that qualify as sex.

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Episode #4x20: Worse Than War May 22, 2018

Welcome back to #Millennial! it’s 4x20 maaaaaaaaaaan.
We kick off the show with a new segment, #MilleniHelp. With almost a third of the US population not putting away enough for retirement, what are we doing to save? Patrons sound off and share some of their best savings advice.
Here we go again: we discuss the 22nd school shooting of 2018 and no one is surprised.
Things the GOP will ban before guns: doors, high-rise buildings, schools.
The infamous Laurel vs Yanny debate brings science and linguistics to the show (Let’s be real though, the right answer is Laurel).
Hidden From The Headlines: Andrew Smith, the lawyer who represented Equifax after its massive data breach last year, has been appointed to run the Federal Trade Commission. This is the office investigating — you guessed it — Equifax.

And in this week’s episode of After Dark:

WTF News returns!
What blows up in a 7-11 microwave before you go for a drug test? Tune in at 9 to find out!
A creepy home invasion story has us all re-evaluating our sense of security at home.
“I fought the dog and the dog won.” Good boy teaches owner important gun safety lesson.
Somehow we end up reviewing the FDA handbook for legally acceptable amounts of insect parts in certain foods?

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Episode #4x19: Trivia Night May 15, 2018

“Happy Mother’s Day to everyone! I don’t want to see any more pictures of your mom!” – Andrew
Please take this survey so we can help create the best Patreon possible!
A Chicago bar stole our logo for their Millennial trivia night, so we’re giving away a free month of Patreon to Surprise Bitch! callers who prove their #lit knowledge.
Apple hasn’t come out with a GrayKey condom to protect your phone from law enforcement (yet), but a new patch coming in iOS 11.4 will render the lightening port useable only for charging.
The end is near(?) The US-North Korea summit will take place on June 12th in Singapore. A historic moment for sure – but will anything come of it?
Texas is late (as always) to the gay marriage party, so a teacher has been put on administrative leave after telling students about her future wife.
Android is adding new features aimed at decreasing time spent on mobile devices. I can haz feature to decrease student loan debt?’

And this week’s After Dark is a grab bag of topics!

Surprise Bitch! catches up with one our our favorite nEHbors to the north.
What tactics do we use to power through procrastination?
What are the most embarrassing moments we’ve ever had while dating? One of these stories involves a foot getting stuck in a toilet (no, really).

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Episode #4x18: Love At First Poke May 08, 2018

#Millennial is back for another packed episode, and Hawaii is turning into Mount Doom!
Is Roe vs. Wade in trouble, and is the anti-choice argument really about the sanctity of life? (Spoiler: Nope.)
Love at first poke: Facebook is trying to clean up its #fakenews image and starting its own online dating platform.
Californians will have to make a tough choice: avocados or solar panels - can’t have both!
Kanye is doing the lord’s work by diluting centuries of suffering into a simple “choice.”
“I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery. What do I have to do to get a Persian rug with cherub imagery.” Kellyanne Kanye or Trumpster Fire?

And in this week’s edition of After Dark:

The Life and Lies of Rudy Giuliani: Giuliani joined Trump’s legal team and violated attorney-client privilege all within a 48 hour span.
A Storm is coming: Stormy Daniels continues trolling Trump. Is she hurting her credibility?

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Episode #4x17: Smokey Eye May 01, 2018

North and South Korea: are they or aren’t they?
Speaking of couples who deserve each other, T-Mobile and Sprint are creating one network to rule them all (with shitty reception).
Michelle Wolf was savage at the White House Correspondents’ dinner, and we. are. here. for. it.
Democrats, Republicans, and the media alike were butt hurt to have the first amendment take priority over their evening of self-aggrandizing and schmoozing.
Got an annoying friend who can’t shut up about their genealogy results? Take heart, they might be a serial killer!
Joy Reid, the very popular and very liberal MSNBC host has come under scrutiny for homophobic blog posts from a decade ago. Does someone deserve forgiveness for a homophobic past when they can’t own up to that past in the first place?
We wrap the show with a SPOILER RIDDEN review of Avengers: Infinity War. Turn the show off when we issue the spoiler warning unless you want the part where Tony Stark adopts Peter Parker and Rocket Raccoon ruined! (Oops!)

And on this week’s episode of After Dark:

WTF News returns. Would you post on social media to get out of a speeding ticket? Where does New York’s poop go? Better yet, can teddy bears be seen on x-rays?
Devil’s Advocate: Social media self-shaming to avoid traffic tickets.

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Episode #4x16: BFF or BBF? Apr 27, 2018

Uncle Andrew lets us peek behind the curtain of MuggleCast headquarters.
Let's play a LoveGame, a LoveGame: Laura battles to the death to retain her BFF status, and things get heated.
America's Dad is going to prison and we try to figure out what makes this case different from the many others like it.
The first successful male genital transplant gives Andrew #hope.
This email will self-destruct in 10 minutes.
Surprise, bitch! welcomes our new favorite Canuk to the show, who graciously explains to us what it's like to have a normal national leader.

And in this week's After Dark:

Devil's Advocate: the genital transplant edition. A fitting first run for our new beloved co-host Pam.
From our Feed: a listener asks for advice, and we divulge.
Kellyanne Kanye blew up Twitter with his #MAGA nonsense. We play a game to see if we can tell the difference between his BS and Trump's.

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Episode #4x15: Better Call Cohen Apr 17, 2018

Is there even a 1% chance our boyfriends think we have a pee tape? Find out live, just like we do.
This message brought to you by grad school: fuckin everyone over, one podcast at a time.
We dig into an explosive news week with a discussion -- and a game -- surrounding the latest Trump/Cohen/Stormy drama. We even stuff our mouths with marbles.
A new device allows law enforcement to break into our phones and new credit card terms allow us to save some trees.
A listener seeks our sage life advice.
Time to get fit and be scared.

In this week's After Dark:

What parts about being an adult weren't we prepared for?
This gets real, fast, as we share genuine experiences and fears.
But also, [Seinfeld voice] what's the deal with produce?!

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Episode #4x14: Dirty Dancers Apr 10, 2018

Laura introduces us to her slampiece and Andrew is erect.
The Number takes on a decidedly ominous tone.
Hawaii puts itself on the short list of states that allow medically assisted suicide. There are worse ways to go.
A Chicago suburb bans assault weapons and we... aren't sure WHAT to feel.
YouTubers learn that defining "controversial" isn't as easy as looking it up in Webster's.
A very special edition of the Newlywed Game takes us up close and personal with Laura & Marc. 4ever.

In this week's After Dark:

Online communities are weird spaces. We talk about our best, and worst, experiences.
What kind of responsibility do creators have to their communities? Is there any responsibility in reverse?

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Episode #4x13: Self Driving, Self Care Apr 03, 2018

A warm welcome to Zach, who brings a touch of sincerity and thoughtfulness to the episode.
Fuel efficiency standards are being rolled back and we fuckin rampage.
Uber fucks up bigly as one of its self-driving cars self-drives its dumb ass into a human being. It's tragic and telling.
A fascinating new psychology study concludes that a person's attractiveness determines to what extent they think of society as "fair and just." We ugly.
Zach is in it to win it with some much-needed insight into the debate on mental health and gun violence.
He wants you to check out this website if you're seeking mental help.
Broad brushes are for bitches.

In this week's After Dark:

The Sinclair controversy reaches a boiling point as a poignant video goes viral. We play the clip and dig in.
"This is dangerous to our democracy."
2 Truths, 1 Lie: Fake News style.

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Episode #4x12: A Stormy Spanking Mar 27, 2018

A Stormy's comin, 'Arry. And you best be ready when she does.
The Journal of Sex Research has released a comprehensive list of reasons (and remedies) for dead bedrooms in long-term relationships. We're fascinated.
Cambridge Analytica: What. The fuck.
"Surviving middle school is supposed to be metaphorical." March For Our Lives breathes new life into the gun control debate.
And no. Knowing CPR won't help.
Surprise, bitch! welcomes a fellow marcher to the show.

And in this week's After Dark:

Laura asks us to consider the growing phenomena of partisan disconnect, and how people are increasingly unaware of their own hypocrisies.
Purity tests make the "perfect" the enemy of the "good."
Democracy is tough, dirty work. Do it anyway.

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Episode #4x11: People Are Stupid Mar 20, 2018

The new intro is here! RIP Matt, you'll live on in our earbuds.
The Stormy Daniels saga is about to be put on steroids by a new interview.
From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store to ever go out of business! Gee whiz!
A big upset in PA has everyone cautiously optimistic.
"SIR I THINK I LEFT MY CLAY FACE MASKS IN YOUR CAR!!!" Uber reveals the strangest items ever submitted to their Lost & Found.
Surprise, BRANDON. You're not the only one with connections, BRANDON.

And in this week's After Dark:

China formalizes its plans for a "social credit" system, whereby citizens' social responsibility is judged based on petty behavior like blocking crosswalks. The penalty? Immobility.
Calling George Orwell.
What's the danger (and if you're Andrew, the benefit) of a government implementing "social credit" scores?
We pretend such a system exists here and reveal the things that would have ruined our social credit score.

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Episode #4x10: Long Distance BFFs Mar 13, 2018

RIP Andrew. The show assumes its final form as the girls take over.
We vouch for the wholesomeness of a long lost host.
"North Korea meeting? What North Korea meeting?" -The White House, probably.
Martin Shkreli, the asswipe who raised lifesaving medicine prices for sheer, obscene amounts of profit, is going to prison. Sad.
A bunch of SYCOPHANTS submitted listener questions and we assign each other dog breeds. #sophisticated

And in a special edition of After Dark:

OkStupid: The girls introduce you to their boyfriends, whom they both met online, explaining why they're both so profoundly creepy.
Online dating as a man has its pros and cons. Mostly pros.
We get our geek on with some gaming talk.
Listeners seek relationship advice and we get real with them.

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Episode #4x09: Ha Ha Ha Mar 09, 2018

Hidden from the Headlines: a new and troubling trend of governors refusing to hold special elections when they fear their party might be on the losing end. This is NOT what democracy looks like.
Alexa users are reporting that the AI will laugh creepily. On her own. Unprompted. HARD FUCKIN PASS.
"Family Foundations": they love family so much, they want every child to start their own!
Surprise, bitch! confuses a listener at work, and Associate Producer's Choice has us worrying about the Potter franchise.

And in After Dark, available to $2+ Patrons this week:

The truth is out there. So are our conspiracy theories.
A program to research aliens, and whether they've visited Earth, is a real thing.
We reveal our own extraterrestrial experiences.
Andrew calls for help.

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Episode #4x08: Our Dungeon Master Feb 27, 2018

A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to white. His voice echoes softly: "How's my butthole look in these?" And then he's gone. The last piece of him, a memory only our sleeping eyes can see.
Let's talk about sex, baby, let's talk about D and D!
President Trump proposes we stop school shootings by arming teachers with guns. We can't afford to arm them with paper and crayons, but sure, this is fine.
Foreskins finally get the press coverage they're due as religious leaders condemn a new Icelandic law banning circumcision.
#MemoGate enters week 453 (estimation) with a redacted rebuttal.
Friends forever.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Someone's sphincter is broken and I CAN'T JUST LEARN IT FIXED AGAIN, OKAY
Apart from the great circumcision debate, how are parental norms changing? What differences do we see between the way we were raised, and the way our peers are raising kids?
Participation trophies aren't all bad, but denying FUCKING SCIENCE is.
The convo turns personal as we explain what we'd do differently from our parents.

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Episode #4x07: HomoHomeowner Feb 20, 2018

Black Panther is a crazy good success story. One might say... almost too successful.
It's happening. Slowly, but surely. Mueller's investigation is inching closer to conclusion, starting with the fuckwads who dared to interfere with the oldest constitutional democracy in the world.
Another school shooting. Another town devastated. When will we value our children more than our guns? The Parkland shooting survivors aren't waiting for an answer.
The great transportation debate: Uber, Lyft, and the cost of crumbling infrastructure.
From Our Feed: Folks are up in damned arms over Fergie's rendition of the national anthem, and we... let you decide for yourselves.
Sending thoughts and prayers to a listener's overworked liver.

And in this week's After Dark:

Google That Shit takes a look at the main show's stories and we remember that people are idiots.
We call a bunch of listeners for Surprise, Bitch! and get through to some sexy smart motherfuckers. Physicists? We can barely spell that.
Voicemails about getting high. Jupiter shows up in someone's oven.

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Episode #4x06: I Love You Feb 13, 2018

Time for a feel trip. We wish Matt the worst of luck, and hope he falls flat on his face.
"LOOK AT ME. I'M THE POACHER NOW." -Lions
Omarosa returns to her reality television roots and immediately starts dropping bombs and freaking us the fuck out.
We have the best health care in the world, they said. You'll be fine, they said. Health insurance company Aetna gets caught with their pants down.
Vote with your wallet. Drink Dunkin'.
The Confessional celebrates the freedom to refuse being labeled or boxed into a single identity.
We discuss the true meaning of capitalism I MEAN LOVE in a special Valentine's Day segment.

In this installment of After Dark.

Would you rather have to suck on your boyfriend's dirty, sweaty toes, or lick a friend's clean and pristine vagina?
Would You Rather: Valentine's Day Edition gets gross.
We learn even more about each others' butts.
Andrew tries to corner the girls. The girls have none of it.

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Episode #4x05: Lady Doritos Feb 06, 2018

The Eagles win the Superbowl and MLK rolls over in his grave.
Memo Schmemo. Who needs the FBI anyway?! Lolz
Stop trying to make the Olympics happen. They're not going to happen.
The Larry Nassar case gets heated and the #MeToo movement proves itself tragically relevant.
Susan B. Anthony's dream is realized with the introduction of Lady Doritos: for the sexy snacker in every woman.
Hidden from the Headlines examines how the Environmental Protection Agency is failing to protect the environment. Also you.
The BEST PRESIDENT, LIKE, EVERRRRRR gets a Twitter makeover with our Valley Girl series.

And in this week's After Dark:

If you see my butthole, I should get to see yours. #relationships101.
Plans go off the rails as Andrew regales us with tales from his sex life.
We try to be normal and answer some listener questions

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Episode #4x04: nOprah Feb 01, 2018

Andrew recalls a horrific dream he had recently. ~What does it mean??~
We share our thoughts on Trump's SOTU.. the parts we watched, anyway.
Oprah has announced she's not running for President. That's a big win for the Dems.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of this Damn Series. What the hell is going on with David Yates' latest comments?
Mark Salling is dead of an apparent suicide, and some people seem happy about it. Sorrynotsorry that some of us feel sympathy for his family and tragic life.
GET. VACCINATED. Flu season is really bad this year.
Surprise, Hosts! Our latest Surprise, Bitch victim is a Republican. We talk about what it's like to be a conservative and listener to a liberal podcast.
The Number: Sleep and Facebook Editions.
Our first sponsor of the year has done wonders for Andrew's and Laura's faces: Visit BioClarity.com and use code 'MIL' to get their 30-day skincare regime for $9.95, including free shipping!

This week in After Dark:

Bad Neighbors, Part 2. Matt and Andrew tell Laura how to deal with her shitty upstairs neighbor.
We read horror stories from listeners. They involve cannons, nudity, and brooms.

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#4x03: Step At A Time Jan 23, 2018

-The government shitdown unfolds as we speak, and we all pray that pinky promises are legally binding.

-An Irish woman finds love in the arms of her new husband: the 300 year old ghost of a Haitian pirate. WTF News is back!

-#FakeNews NASA says our solar system contains a mysterious 9th planet... that we just haven't found yet. In related news, science determines all reality is a sham.

-Pennsylvania's Supreme Court made big waves when it struck down gerrymandering this week, prompting many in the Republican Party to comment, "Fuck."

-Women descend on the nation in droves demanding crazy feminazi shit like "equal pay" and "reproductive freedom."

-Trump assumes his final form as a Reddit comment troll.

-China's new, freakishly efficient air purifier might be the answer to our ailing air quality. Also, trees.

-USE A PHONE.

-The Confessional pedals conspiracy theories, and Surprise, Bitch! surprises absolutely no one.

In this week's After Dark:

-Bad neighbors. We've all had them, and right now, Andrew is seething over his. He shares his latest horror stories and we empathize.

-"Hi, can I show you how best to close a door?" Fuck off you lying shitburger.

-We plot revenge.

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Episode #4x02: Mountains, Gandalf Jan 16, 2018

-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and we are it. Let's act like it.

-MOUNTAINS, GANDALF!!! takes on a decidedly different meaning.

-President Trump refers to particular, mostly people of color-populated countries as "shitholes," and the veneer of "this isn't about race" washes straight off.

-YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE. HUG YOUR CAT. HIDE YOUR KIDS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

-Apple users have something useful to celebrate for the first time since that Coldplay ad stopped airing.

-New Years resolution: getting Facebook to give a fuck about propaganda.

-Surprise, bitch! takes us to Germany and the Midwest. We ask how they like their dirty talk.

And in today's After Dark:

-Andrew gets gross on us. Again. #RegularDick

-The Tide Pod challenge has us reliving our dumbest moments and revealing our worst life choices in a game of 2 Truths 1 Lie.

-BREAKING NEWS FOR THE HP FANDOM. We learn who was behind the infamous Acid Quill, and who was responsible for outing Andrew.

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Episode #4x01: Nurse Maura Jan 09, 2018

Welcome back! It's officially season 4. Time to jump the shark and disintegrate into a heap of failure.
Highlights from our break include a Rated R coffee mug, a tropical trip from hell, and an acute injury to one of our boyfriends. Merry Christmas.
New Year, New Laws: we take a look at some of this weird, but mostly pretty cool, state laws taking effect in 2018. (Suck it up, Oregon.)
YOU get a Super PAC! YOU get a Super PAC! YOU… can take a seat. Associate Producer's Choice asks us to dive into the Oprah for President trend.
Fire and Fury makes major waves as the retelling of an age-old story you might better know as, "The Emperor Has No Clothes." Surprise.
Why it's important to carefully support real, honest journalism right now, even if it means being critical of reporting you like.

And in season 4's first installment of After Dark:

Game: Guess what people got stuck up their assholes in 2017!
Literally. This isn't metaphor. There is an actual list of items people got caught in their hammies.
"You're still fat." New Years Resolutions suck. But we make them anyway.
Andrew becomes a motivational speaker.

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Episode #3x47: The Good Things in 2017 Dec 19, 2017

-Happy birthday to the heart and soul of this show, our dear Laura. Champion of the downtrodden. Warrior for the underrepresented. Purveyor of the sex. -We finally unwrap our Secret Santas and find out WTF is in Laura's giant box. -Surprise, bitch! takes us to Utah where we creep on a listener who was just creepin' on us. -Associate Producer's Choice asks us to dive into the debate happening now over microtransactions in video games, and whether they constitute gambling. -We look back on 2017 with horror and a little bit of sap.

In this year's final installment of After Dark: -SPOILER ALERT (no, seriously): Star Wars, The Last Jedi. -This film did one thing impressively well, then did all other things... not well. -How did we feel about the big reveals? Will they even stick?

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Episode #3x46: The Last Gay Cake Dec 12, 2017

-The Force is strong with us as we get hyped THE FUCK UP for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. -Surprise, bitch! takes us to Florida, where grandparents and presidential campaigns go to die. -Transgender military recruits are shown the respect they deserve by our judicial system. -YOU get a cake! YOUUU get a cake! YOU -- maybe don't. -Facebook Messenger for Kidz: For the bad parent in all of us. -WTF News makes a comeback with some unsavory developments out of Canada. -Listener Feedback validates Andrew's nasty side.

And on this After Dark: -Fetishes 101, written and directed by Andrew NeedsHelpALot. -How women should embrace whatever sexuality they feel, and how the porn industry should embrace women. -A Confessional asks us to consider what we would do if our significant other wanted to buy a gun. And keep it in our house.

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Episode #3x45: A Merry Mueller Christmas Dec 05, 2017

We kick off with a graphic update on our Thanksgiving sex lives. #blessed
Surprise again, bitch! welcomes back a sly motherfucker who somehow figured out how to con the system.
It's beginning to look a lot like a merry Mueller Christmas.
Royal wedding bells are a' ringing, and this time, there's interesting social ramifications.
SAT question 2017: Smallville is to ___, what Jonestown was to ____.
Rutgers University tells everyone to grow a spine because confronting racist family members actually works to reduce racism.
A game of Google that Shit has us wondering: how do you move a family in Skyrim?

And in this week's After Dark: - Two titans of delivery meals battle it out in this rendition of Hello Fresh v. Freshly - Tipping your delivery person: a necessity, and an evil. - We get personal about our food delivery habits, how new smartphone apps are helping or hindering those habits, and what services are worth the price tag.

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Episode #3x44: Surprise Nov 28, 2017

We're back from break and recap our -- Thank God -- smooth Thanksgivings with the family. This discussion prompts some memories of our closeted pasts.
Dictionary.com reveals their Word of the Year, and it's a word that isn't in Trump's vocabulary.
It looks like we're about to lose Net Neutrality, and we can't understate how bad this is for the future of the internet. Here's some sample language that you can use when writing to the FCC via their website:
“I support the current Net Neutrality rules under Title II of the Communications Act of 1934. Net Neutrality is a core principal of the internet, which protects all of us by preventing ISPs from throttling service to benefit the highest bidder.”
There's been a terrible attack in Egypt. Also terrible: The latest man accused of sexual misconduct towards women.
A couple of our top Patrons want help with their careers. Where do they go from here when their jobs suck?
In The Confessional, another listener comes out as a conservative! :O
This week, in After Dark: Thanksgiving is over, so it's time to celebrate Christmas! Andrew forces Matt and Laura -- two Grinches -- to listen to all types of Christmas music, from new tunes to weird classics. We debate the merits of a few songs and also scoff at a new Frozen single. Merry Christmas! ... From Andrew only.

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Episode #3x43: Lord Of The Amazon Nov 15, 2017

Australians show us how voting is done. Congrats to the LGBTQ community down under! Literal. Fucking. Nazis. show up to protest in favor of a "white Europe" -- 60,000 of them, to be exact, because fuck this whole year. Want to stop your nudes from being posted online? Send 'em to Facebook, who will only post them to their cork board. "Obesity is about to hit you across the face." Too late. One Show to Rule Them All. One Show to Fuck Us. One Show to Bring Them All, and in Your Roku, Depress Us. And on this week's Thanksgiving Special version of After Dark: How do you handle being horny over the holidays? Is it acceptable to have sex in your parents' house? We discuss and play Devil's Advocate. Holiday Horror: Families. We relive our childhood traumas. What are we LEAST thankful for this year?

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Episode #3x42: Benched Nov 07, 2017

We say goodbye to Kevin Spacey as he says goodbye to his career. The stomach-turning shooting in Texas has us grieving yet again. But we have reason to hope. Popular conservative Twitter accounts, like @Jenna_Abrams, have been outed as #FAKE. They were found to be created by the Russian government -- which isn't, by the way, only targeting conservatives. Papa John's goes apeshit and Amazon apparently doesn't consider the fact Americans have dogs??? Submarine-ing is a thing. A brave listener writes in to warn us of Andrew's treachery. And in After Dark: "It was enough to butter a bagel." Andrew regales us with a thoroughly unsavory tale about his genitals. Matt asks us a series of oddball questions that expose us for the idiots we are. Stairs are a challenge.

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Episode #3x41: Enlightful Oct 31, 2017

Kevin Spacey fucks up bigly. (Since recording, HOC has now halted production) November 1st: be there, or be stuck with whatever health coverage you currently have. New voicemails prove that regret is a universal feeling. News kicks off with #MuellerMonday and we. are. here for it. Twitter and Facebook announce they'll start labeling political advertisements to help users identify propaganda. Hidden from the Headlines: Nestle is IN YA NEIGHBORHOOD ONTARIO. GET 'EM THE FUCK OUT. The Confessional comes back with a bang. Heh heh. Recommendations: Bigelow Apple Cider Tea and Until Dawn And in this week's After Dark: Halloween Special: We share more of the scariest, weirdest shit that's happened to us. One guess who's got the most fucked up story. The Confessional continues with three more crazy ass confessions. Breakups = take your dick with you.

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Episode #3x40: Cool As A Cucumber Oct 24, 2017

Andrew goes full fuckin fanboi, Laura signs up for NaNoWriMo, and we all warn against the dangers of cucumbers. PSA: FOOD DOES NOT BELONG IN YA SNATCH Surprise, bitch! takes us to the scorching hellfire that is SoCal. The Distraction Game: a new and twisted kind of "leadership." A new study out of Yale uncovers at least one reason why socially conservative people are conservative - and how it's possible to change their minds. Hidden from the Headlines gets real on the largely unreported truck bombing in Mogadishu. This song's for you, ladies. And in this week's edition of After Dark: The Confessional opens a discussion on the unique challenges bisexual folks face. What if you're gay, but don't fit in with gay culture? The question hits close to home as we seek advice from Andrew. We all learn a lot about bears.

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Episode #3x39: Founding Daddies Oct 17, 2017

Take a step back into time in lovely Pennsylvania, where sewing machines and malt shakes still = viable business model. Oh and btw 3 million Americans in Puerto Rico still don't have power or water. California goes full Captain Planet on puppy mills. STOP USING ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP YOU'RE LITERALLY DESTROYING MODERN MEDICINE How are JFK and spontaneous human combustion related? Find out live, October 26. "Me too." The merits and the caveats. The Confessional asks us how to deal with racist relatives. Doubly fucked: the family in question has people of color in it. MuggleFuck, A History: available now. In this week's After Dark: Planning for Apocalypse: nuclear war edition 20% joking but 80% DEAD SERIOUS The best countries to run to, the best states to hide out in, and tips for if something goes wrong near you We formulate a plan.

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Episode #3x38: Bump Potato Oct 11, 2017

Welcome to a special edition of The LANDY Show. Our other two bitches have lives, and we have podcasts, so who’s the real winner? Rape culture is insidious and present at all levels of of culture. WHO KNEW? (Harvey Weinstein sure did.) Every year is en election year and no one wants the hot potato of bump stocks to land in their hands. Nuclear winter is comin’. Ya know nothin’ Don Foe. Since we can’t take care of our own citizens, Elon Musk is coming to the rescue with a proposal to rebuild Puerto Rico’s power grid with solar power. Have we found jobs in our respective fields? Nah fam. Is Jeremy the scientist vaccinated? Stay tuned to find out! And in this week’s edition of After Dark: Friend of the show Sarah shares with us another reason why many Millennials don’t have paying jobs: unpaid internships. Sarah is a baller with a PhD and 5 years experience in the field, and still gets asked to work pro-bono. Young people are expected to live on a shoe string in exchange for experience just to get into college. Was it always like this? What benefits would we require in exchange for working for free? (We’re actually thoughtful and our answers don’t involve “buttsex.”) LANDY have decided a social media break is coming soon. We can’t deal with this shit anymore.

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Episode #3x37: Docket Delight Oct 04, 2017

Our hearts ache for Las Vegas right now. And we would send them our thoughts and prayers, but thoughts and prayers are worth approximately nothing. We need gun control. Now. Help us, Justice Kennedy-- you're our only hope. The Supreme Court just heard oral arguments in a historic gerrymandering case and there seems to be room for optimism. Is it possible for a show to have too many Trump jokes? The return of Will & Grace answers that question. As well as the hopes of dreams of 90s gay kids everywhere. Not even God is awake at 6 AM, but we expect our kids to be. A new study proves early ass school days are bad for teenagers' health. FUCK OFF, CUPID. The segment makes a harrowing return with the help of several crushed dreams. #ForeverAlone And this week's After Dark is available to ALL Patrons: WTF News edition. Now there's a throwback. "YESSS." German ecstasy pills in the shape of Dear Leader. Semen-laden flutes. Cow farts.

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Episode #3x36: FYI Puerto Ricans Are U.S. Citizens Sep 29, 2017

Andrew witnesses casual sexism up close and personal in a hotel elevator. Ruh roh. Surprise, bitch! digs into the uncomfortable dynamic between family, politics and Facebook. #triggered America's predominant religion, football, comes under attack by President Fuckwaffle and we are NOT HAVING IT. GANDHI WASN'T PROTESTING THE EFFIN FOOD YA'LL Tax reform, schmax reform Twitter announces it's considering changing the very thing that makes it Twitter. Water is wet, the sky is blue, and PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICANS WTF Hidden from the Headlines: Gill v. Whitford, the upcoming Supreme Court case about gerrymandering, is set to decide the very nature of our democracy. And in this week's After Dark: A new national poll shows today's teenagers aren't driving, drinking or fucking -- what's going on? What were WE doing at 16? Spoiler alert: exactly this. Exactly... fucking... this. Our kids are gonna be ballerz.

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Episode #3x35: Rocket Man [Repost] Sep 21, 2017

With two more natural disasters this week, Andrew predicts The Big One is finally upon Los Angeles. West Coast Patrons: Please make sure your credit cards are up to date. Surprise, Bitch: Detroit ain’t so bad after all. A Canadian confesses that she’s jealous of America’s student loan systems. ~You can’t always get what you want…~ In the news: A White House lawyer makes a major mistake, and Toys R Us files for bankruptcy. Plus, there’s a tragic story out of Georgia Tech. In AP Choice we debate what CDs we’d take to a remote island, and offer tips on how to save money.

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Episode #3x34: So Fresh, So Clean Sep 14, 2017

Introducing... the LANDY Show! Happy birthday to our favorite national tragedy. Where were you when Matt turned 16? Surprise, bitch! Can... can you hear us? We lament the end of the summer and all that makes life worth living. u say wot m8? this iphone is a wot? da fuq u mean there's too Go cut your teeth somewhere else, n00bs. Keep your filthy hands off Star Wars. Chocolate company Mars (M&Ms, Skittles, Twix) is STEPPIN UP to kill the climate change game. Well done. And here's why their involvement matters. Laura's feeling so fresh and so clean clean. In this week's After Dark: What are Millennials killing? Matt has a... comprehensive list. We don't LIKE this, we just have no other CHOICE. Long live bar soap.

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Episode #3x33: Surprise, Everyone Sep 08, 2017

-FUCK IT. WE'L DO IT LIVE. But seriously we're doing this live, buckle up. -We've completely revamped our Patreon benefits so that they're simpler, but better, than ever before. Example: personalized, handwritten letters from one of the hosts are coming your way. Check it out at Patreon.com/Millennial -Surprise, bitch...es! -The sky is blue, water is wet, and Russia fucked with our election. -Star Wars director Colin Trevorrow is giving us all anxiety about the future of the saga with his mysterious departure. -President Trump has officially rescinded DACA, the program that allowed undocumented people who were brought here as children to stay. In related news, has anyone seen this country's soul? Anyone? Hello? -Hurricane Irma is on the move, and we take listener feedback from Texans with a bit of knowledge on the subject. -Google That Shit makes a weird but glorious comeback. "Why is Trump's..." And in this week's After Dark: -Micah and The Chair: the Untold Story of the Muggle Who Doesn't Move. -"Thank you soooooooo much!" Laura couldn't be on, so we take turns answering personal questions as though we were her. -Oh, and a bit of actual news: Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos has announced she's rescinding Title IX protections for survivors of campus sexual assault. We ask again: anyone seen our soul???

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Episode #3x32: Ladies Night Aug 30, 2017

It's ladies night! And the girls outline a newly-revamped Patreon. MuggleFuck: A History. Coming to a theater near you. Hurricane Harvey breaks records as the largest and most intense hurricane in Texas history. We discuss the ramifications and encourage everyone to donate: The Houston Food Bank The SPCA of Texas Texas Diaper Bank Who is Sheriff Joe Arpaio? Why did he get a pardon? When will he assume his final form as a factory reject dildo? Fact: if you blame children for the decisions of their parents, you're a self-righteous piece of shit. #DACA On this installment of After Dark: AFTER DARK: GAME OF THRONES EDITION. Spoilers are coming. What the fuck was up with the time travel this season?! WHY IS EVERYONE EXCUSING IT So wights can't swim... except when they can. Dat finale tho...

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Episode #3x31: He Was Blinded Aug 24, 2017

BLIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT, wrapped up like a douche you know the rumor is you're tight. (Nailed it.) BANNON. IS. OUT! But T-Swift is about to be back in. Bigly. Remember that place "Afghanistan"? Where we've been at war for 16 years? Yeah, that's still happening. "War is peace" and "climate change is 'weather extremes'," according to Big Brother. And you love Big Brother. Disney is divorcing Netflix and, as usual, the kids are the ones who suffer. Surprise, bitch! makes a grand re-entrance to the show as we call not one, not two, but three listeners... all of whom are too mature for their own good. Associate Producer's Choice and Listener Feedback make us think more critically about the removal of confederate statues, and how to handle dating someone who's religious when you're not. In this installment of After Dark: What. The fuck. Was that. Trump's rally in Phoenix, Arizona revealed the most unhinged, incoherent and tone-deaf president in modern times. Explain It Like I'm 5: Laura's new game for us, wherein we're asked to explain shit we don't understand in terms that a five-year-old would. Andrew understands Game of Thrones better than actual fans.

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Episode #3x30: Not Silent Aug 17, 2017

"In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." -Martin Luther King Jr. imparted wisdom that still speaks to us today. So let's not stay silent. Charlottesville, Virginia was a repugnant display of violent racism. We try to break down what happened, why, and what the real takeaways should be. THERE IS NO "ALL SIDES" HERE. THERE'S THE NAZI SIDE AND THEN THERE'S THE SIDE FIGHTING THEM. FULL STOP. ZERO ROOM FOR NUANCE. GTFO. We want to hear from people of color and Jewish listeners, so we place some calls and get some insightful remarks. A new round of The Confessional lightens the mood slightly, and Andrew promises to turn over a new leaf. And in this week's After Dark: David from London writes in with his insight into last week's conversation about women in the tech industry. There's sexism, for sure, but it's often misplaced. Associate Producer's Choice asks us to conjure Harry Potter-themed pregnancy announcement ideas. Announcing: a new service that lets you go to the movies an unlimited number of times, for just $10 a month. Cue: AMC having a meltdown.

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Episode #3x29: Repent Aug 10, 2017

Who the hell gets married over Facetime? After only dating for 3 weeks? Well, let us tell you. It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel like it's a good time to cleanse our souls. We discuss rising tensions with North Korea and take a BUNCH of your pre-apocalypse confessions. Say it with me now: FREE SPEECH DOES NOT = CONSEQUENCE-FREE SPEECH. FREE SPEECH DOES NOT = CONSEQUENCE-FREE SPEECH. Hawaii becomes the first state to ban texting while... crossing the street? What the fuck kind of micromanaging shit is this? Thanks Obama. Trump TV: The next spiraling slope down our descent into fascism. Listener feedback reveals Andrew is not above slutting up our listeners. And in this week's After Dark: Get up close and personal in our private lives, including a new (and relatively major) relationship development. Pro-tips: do things apart sometimes. Have hobbies and a life outside your partner. Always flush the toilet.

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Episode #3x28: OUT! Aug 04, 2017

Pay for Bae: how should couples split things like dates and bills? Is it okay for that dynamic to be lopsided? How are trends (and gender norms) affecting this discussion? AP Choice asks us how to start a new podcast. We have literally no good advice. And in this week's (long) After Dark: We air out our guilty pleasures and learn about some… weird ways of making sure you're all clear to poop. AIM is a treasure trove of embarrassing, 10-year-old conversations between the hosts back in their tender teens. We read through some and regret it instantly.

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Episode #3x27: Nine Jul 28, 2017

Hey what's going on guys? Anything new? Been a pretty slow news week? NOT. But first, listener feedback spends some time sucking Laura's dick. Trump announces... via tweet... a ban on transgender troops. #FUCK. #YOU. What's worse: Trump shitting on Sessions, or Sessions gleefully smearing it all over his own face? "It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right - I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiife." Goodbye Spicey. The CDC releases a new study finding that half of all female homicide victims are killed by their partners. The girls, sadly, aren't surprised. Devil's Advocate begs Spicey to come back. And in this week's After Dark: HOW. DEEP. IS YOUR LOOOOOVE? Trump might take his relationship with Putin to the next level. Andrew dishes the details on Kyle. A very... personal game of "Never Have I Ever" engenders some raw confessions about phone sex, break ups, SPITTING???, and uncomfortable secrets.

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Episode #3x26: United Jul 21, 2017

ANDREW. MEETS. KYLE!!! And the crowd roars. (See photo below) Ten years after the release of Deathly Hallows, Laura reflects on her life choice. Andrew airs those life choices for all to see on Patreon. MySpace struggles with a serious security flaw that lets you log into someone's profile with just their birthday and email address. In related news: the hosts learn MySpace still exists. "If I'd known he wouldn't be a willing pawn in my sham government, I wouldn't have picked him!" said the President of the United States. ALMOST VERBATIM. LIKE REALLY. Obamacare lives... for now. Don't drop your guard. And don't pretend you're never gonna fly United again cause you fuckin will. Hidden from the Headlines: our own imminent death. Surprise, bitch! and AP Choice make comebacks, with a question about the Founding Fathers that was divinely inspired just for one of us. And this week in After Dark: We parse the ramifications of John McCain's cancer diagnosis and pray to all that is holy he'll be all right. Voicemails!!! Ya'll need Jesus. Devil's Advocate takes a swing at Warren Buffett and the abhorrent practice of charitable giving. #BootstrapsNation

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Episode #3x25: Covfefe Party Jul 14, 2017

America is all "ain't no party like a covfefe party cause the covfefe party don't stop" or some shit like that. - The found footage nightmare of our favorite haunted house is coming soon to a Patreon near you. - Donald Trump Jr, the little engine that colluded: when life gives you Russians, rig an election. - Net Neutrality is in danger and why you should care. Tweet @AjitPaiFCC and let the FCC director know you want to stream that Japanese Bukake in HD without being throttled because Pornhub can pay for a faster connection. - A confessional by a millennial about millennials rankles some of the hosts. And in this week's episode of After Dark: - What to do about douchebag relatives? No really, tell us - we're actually asking. - How relatives can put strain on your marriage, and some advice for remaining a unit in the face of familial fuckery.

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Episode #3x24: Safe, Not Sexy Jul 06, 2017

We're live streaming the episode on Patreon! Throughout the episode our supporters chat with us.
The next iPhone will be getting rid of the fingerprint scanner. We wonder what this experience will be like for those of us with double or triple chins.
The rest of the show is all about the listeners! We do a Surprise Bitch call who's being all Hollywood on us from Pittsburgh.
In AP Choice, our listeners ask about feeling confident in yourself and comedy specials.
Three confessionals focus on family, virginity, and blowjobs -- three of God's favorite things. That last one brings up a whole fight over condom BJs.
Voicemails request our Game of Thrones predictions and ask us to praise Canada in honor of their 150th anniversary.
In recommendations, Andrew says to go to the Museum while Laura says to leave State Farm.
This week in After Dark we talk about an e-mail from Luke who asks about compulsory voting. Why isn't it a thing in America? Also, what the hell are sausage sizzles?

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Episode #3x23: Daily Mix 1 Jun 29, 2017

Patrons are in for some sleepless nights next week. Brace yourselves for a ghost tour. Voicemails makes a triumphant return with a hilarious drunk message for the hosts. "3 kisses are demanded upon entry of the abode, whether morning or night, on pain of death." Relationship contracts are a thing. What would be in ours? "Transparency is that thing that happens when I pee, right? The burning sensation?" -President Trump, who refuses to broadcast any of his press briefings for the first time in (televised) presidential history Lose/lose: a new study found that pregnant women are judged in the workplace no matter what they do. Working women around the globe feign shock and surprise. Hidden from the Headlines reveals Norway is one bad mothafucka. 73% of Democrats would give up ________ to see Trump impeached tomorrow. Fill in the blank with us on The Number. And in this week's After Dark: A study reveals Google knows a fuck more about us than we'd even guessed - and Andrew gets real. Google That Shit tells us more about ourselves than others. Speaking of Andrew: life update! Find out which city he'll be moving to in a few months and how best to stalk him.

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Episode #3x22: Bobby Newport Jun 21, 2017

Introducing: #Millennial voicemails. A way for you to harass us and an even better way for us to laugh at you. Not in my house: liberals get a' talkin' to for some blatant, disturbing hypocrisy that's run roughshod over the Otto Warmbier story. Justice is an elusive hero, and this week, we question whether it's just that a girl who told her boyfriend to kill himself is found guilty of voluntary manslaughter. Gun Rights Matter, unless you're black. We lament the tragic outcome in the Philandro Castile case. Amazon and Whole Foods, sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g. Patron's Choice topics and a quick game of Who Said It? round out this mess of a show. And in this week's After Dark: It's the economy, stupid: but the economy is changing. For the first time ever, solar jobs outnumber coal jobs in Virginia. Questions to Make You Fall in Love: Part III. The Dark and Dirty. When did you last cry by yourself? What would you regret most if you suddenly died tomorrow?

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Episode #3x21: Theresa Mayyyyyybe I Shouldn't Have Done That Jun 14, 2017

Breaking personal, family-related news sends the hosts into shock... and pride. The Confessional asks for advice on a Friends With Benefits situation. Step one: don't live with your ex's family. Sometimes we should worry about what's NOT making headlines. America's Dad is about to have his life shattered and we couldn't be happier. "Why, this line of questioning is givin' me a case of the vapors!" -Attorney General of the United States Ya done fucked up, poppet: U.K. Prime Minister Theresa May initiates a snap election and nothing goes according to plan. Chip chip. Surprise, bitch! introduces us to a much cooler Laura. And in this week's After Dark: 36 Questions That Lead to Love: By Psychologist Buzzfeed We dive into these questions, legit formulated by a popular psychologist, to see whether they can make us like each other. "Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?" delivers.

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Episode #3x20: We're Still In Jun 07, 2017

Women and girls across the globe shout COME AT ME BRO into the night, emboldened by the power and mystique of Wonder Woman. Associate Producer's Choice - topics submitted by our rockin' sockin' $10 Patrons - gets goofy. #EatEverything "I'm here to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not the citizens of Paris," said a president who REALLY THINKS PARIS CAME UP WITH THE PARIS ACCORD?? REALLY? But actually. What is the Paris Climate Accord? What did it do, and why did Trumpacolypse withdraw the United States from it? If you're just as infuriated as we are, demand your mayor and governor join wearestillin.com Bill Maher ain't no Mark Twain. He's just a dick who used the N word. But what should be done about it? Apple creates a new kind of "Do Not Disturb" mode, presumably for people who like to carry phones but not use them. #wut Hidden from the Headlines: Puerto Rico. And the Founding Fathers spit on us. In this week's After Dark: COMING SOON: COMEY'S REVENGE. THURSDAY. 9:30 AM. BE THERE, and we'll record and release our reactions to the hearing immediately after.

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Episode #3x19: Growin' Up May 23, 2017

Happy birthday to our own Founding Father, Andrew Simsjefferson, without whom none of us would be here. (He is our literal dad.) Getting an IUD is like entering the Gates of Hell and your doctor is Lucifer. We start news off on a serious note, as reports roll in of a terrorist attack in Manchester, UK. Why a concert venue? Why Ariana Grande? Look at these young whippersnappers with their funny clothes and rock music! Hmph. The Russia investigation heats up and goes full fucking General Hospital on our asses with even more mounting drama. What's the end game here? Hidden from the Headlines: Actual News. New Justice Department policies and White House budget proposals may upend millions of lives, but few people are talking about it. Surprise, bitch! gets flirty. In this week's After Dark: The Spin Room: Matt and Andrew put on their best Sean Spicer suit and defend the president. Thank you for your question. Can an old tv show make new waves? With the country in chaos, television is quickly becoming everyone's favorite escape.

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Episode #3x18: Slow News Week May 18, 2017

What's been going on this week, guys? Nothing? Yeah, same here. EXCEPT WHAT THE FUCK. Someone at the FBI leaks a memo former Director James Comey wrote wherein he describes Trump pressuring him to drop his investigation - meanwhile, President Fuhrer tells the Russians ALL KINDS OF CLASSIFIED SHIT Oh and P.S. a special prosecutor has been appointed to take on the Russia-Trump investigation. No big. Does anything else even matter? Yes, as it turns out, because no one can afford homes (or food) anymore. One journalist suggests Millennials cut back on the avocado toast. Mmmkay. Hidden from the Headlines digs into some partisan shenanigans going on in North Carolina. Surprise, Bitch! gives us blue balls once again. And, oh yeah, we did also talk about Harry Styles and baby gravy at the top. Yes, you read that right. In this week's After Dark: Why stop at avocado toast? Cut out ALL the fun things! We delve into our own weird habits and guilty pleasures that are keeping us from being homeowners. Listeners chime in. A small nugget of economic theory is your prize for listening.

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Episode #3x17: Loyalty May 14, 2017

Andrew, Laura, and Matt recap their recent adventures: Andy's back on the east coast, Laura is about to own a home, and Matt's saying bye to his parents. All of this is good news, it seems.
- Andrew extends his in-person interactions with #Millennial listeners to a new level: Dating.
- Frankly, there's only one news story to discuss this week: Comey. We offer a quick recap of the week and what it means for the future.
- Is it possible to dislike Comey AND dislike Trump's decision? Yes, absolutely. Come on, crazy Republicans.
- Family Feud: Trump Adjectives Edition.
- The Number: What's the age that 20 - 26 year olds think it's lame to move in with your parents? Andrew shudders to read the answer.
- In Surprise Bitch, Andrew and Laura apologize for ghosting one of our listeners.
- Laura recommends El Techo in San Francisco's Mission, if any of you want to eat in style.
- In After Dark, we discuss recent cybersecurity flaws that've wrecked havoc across the globe. What can we do to keep ourselves secure? Or should we just throw our hands up and admit nothing can keep us safe?

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Episode #3x16: Why Civil War? May 05, 2017

Goodbye, Andrew. Hello, Fuher Laura. YOU get manipulated! *YOU* get manipulated! EVERYONE. GETS. MANIPULATED!!! -Oprah if she worked for Facebook. Why was there a Civil War? What was slavery? Is the sky blue? What's even, like, REAL, man? President Trump asks the tough questions and the lamestream media just doesn't get it. Shutdowns and border walls and bombs, OH MY! A budget deal was struck and Commander Cockwaffle isn't having it. Amazon Echo: For the sadomasochist in all of us. Brought to you by Matt, copyright 2017. And in this week's After Dark: We decide to get more personal than usual (yup, it's possible) and discuss the nitty gritty details of our love lives - with the explicit goal of embarrassing each other in front of our boyfriends. Some of whom are present. We each describe how our first kisses went down. Surprises abound. Welcome to Jeopardy, with your host, Awkward Vanna White!

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Episode #3x15: DO IT LIVE!!! Apr 25, 2017

Et tu, Brute? Laura betrays the sisterhood and someone gets salty AF. 13 Reasons Why Not to Watch This Show, and the Unicorn Frapp: a monster of our own design. THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT. FUCKIN THING SUCKS. -Bill O'Reilly, or #Millennial listeners? Bye boi! Let's talk about France, baby, let's talk about you and oui. The French presidential election is freaking people the fuck out, and for good reason. What do you want to hear on your death bed? "You are loved"? "Heaven is real"? "Donald Trump's in prison"? Are the last two the same thing? The hosts investigate. Uber gets a smackdown from Apple and Andrew starts his own religion. And in After Dark: Hidden From the Headlines: Dow Chemical asks President Thundercunt to ignore a new government study that found Dow's pesticides are fuckin up 1,800 endangered animals. "WHAT WILL DONALD DO?!" wonders nobody. "Dear Diary, I am about to receive terrible advice. But here's go nothing." We respond to a few listeners' requests for sage life wisdom.

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Episode #3x14: Seize The Moment Apr 18, 2017

Welcome to #Millennial where the hosts are all in the midst of quarter life crises. In Hashing It Out: Andrew is picking up and moving across the country. Things he doesn't have space for: standing desks and his dog. Laura is buying a money pit. Matt is working up the gumption to move across the hall. Andrew's heading to Atlanta as Laura makes a major life step. As for Matt? He just bought a Nintendo Switch. Jesus may have come back on Easter and all, but can't we agree he's just a one-trick pony at this point? Snapchat is doomed, but Instagram stories are here for all of Andrew's sex taping needs! Infowars' resident sociopath and MAGA baseball cap conossieur Alex Jones must admit he's either a playing the role of a neo-Nazi or a shitty dad. (Spoiler: it's both.) United airlines has decided to give peace a chance by softening their ass beating de-boarding policy to simply deny boarding to paying customers in favor of last minute crew bookings. Surprise Bitch leaves the hosts content now that someone finally answered - welcome to the show, Mallory! Since you picked up we won't shit talk you. And in this week's edition of After Dark: We share our most embarrassing sex stories, from losing our virginity all the way to weird dirty talk. Life pro tip: anal and poop go hand in hand. Our listeners outdo us with their sparkly purple dildos, though.

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Episode #3x13: Coming Clean Apr 12, 2017

An update to ButtGate: someone is forced to tell their boyfriend the truth. "I'm just going to gently spread your labia," said the stranger named Gale. And we let them. The Confessional asks us about vomit and blowjobs, two themes that go together like Andrew and dentists. "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN PASSENGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE" -United Airlines. Fly the friendly skies. President Trump (hahaha still soul-crushing to write) launches tomahawk missiles in Syria, attacking the airfields President Assad used to launch last week's chemical attack against his own civilians. Someone should've bought baby Trump a game of Risk so he could understand that war is a fucking strategic enterprise not a God damned Atlantic City craps table. Happy Passover, Jewish friends! This holiday, kick back and let White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer school you on Holocaust history. #KnowledgeIs(White)Power Surprise, bitch! continues to be an actual fucking bitch. In this week's After Dark: Laura's quarter-life crisis continues as she details the many policies that are holding first time home-buyers (such as herself) back. Andrew is down to clown with the nearest real estate agent willing to waive closing costs. Life sucks.

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Episode #3x12: The Power of Pepsi Apr 06, 2017

The prodigal son returns: welcome back, Matthew. The city of Atlanta has decided to become a literal dumpster fire; meanwhile, the DC dumpster fire rages on as Steve Bannon is yanked from his NSC post - by none other than the Trumpster himself. Andrew recounts another hang and bang story with some show listeners. Friends and family members of airline employees strike back with some listener feedback - tl;dr if you’re flying for free, don’t be a dick or dress like a hobo. In News, we cover a myriad of cheerful tales such as chemical attacks in Syria and the stolen SCOTUS seat and impending filibuster of Neil Gorsuch. Andrew saves us with some tech talk. Student loan debt holders have 99 problems and they’re all Navient/Fedloan. Devil’s advocate forces Laura and Matt to defend Pepsi’s latest advertising gaffe. Nothing says “grab a Pepsi” like racial discrimination and police brutality! Surprise, Bitch! returns. Prepare to be disappointed. And on this week’s edition of After Dark: We have a voicemail number specifically for Patrons! Call and tell us to call barf bag of ice. UN Women and Mexico City Officials have installed “penis seats” on metro cars in an effort to show men what it feels like to get an unwelcome boner rubbed on your ass during your daily commute. Mens’ reactions range from discomforted chuckles to deep offense, which is a bit of an overreaction - the seats are just paying them a compliment. Andrew and Matt argue about why movie theater attendance is up. Laura goes catatonic.

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Episode #3x11: Girthy Man Snake Mar 28, 2017

United Airlines: Fly the Unfriendly Skies. Three women - including a 10 year old girl - are kicked off a United flight for wearing leggings. Yes. Seriously. Hidden from the Headlines takes us to Brazil, where we say goodbye to the Amazon rainforest and oxygen more generally. If you want to help the rainforests, donate or get involved here, and/or just succumb to the Whole Foods hipster life. Fuck Off, Cupid introduces us to pickup lines so egregiously bad, we question evolution. In this week's After Dark: Uber, Lyft, GrubHub, OKCupid - the rise of smartphone apps has led to a growing conversation about whether these services are responsible for user safety. Yes, even GrubHub has horror stories. Laura reports.

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Episode #3x10: Fwd: Andrew Wants British Penis Mar 20, 2017

#Millennial comes back from Spring Break with a bang. And a lot of embarrassment for Andrew. Speaking of our star host: 80 years later, Andrew finally went to the dentist. What sordid diseases did they find? Fwd: Andrew likes British penis - the title of an actual email, from an actual listener, who experienced a Close Encounter of the Andrew Kind on Tindr. Should he have said "hook up"? Beauty and The Beast gets positive reviews, even from folks who didn't care to see it. Will Belle finally address her Stockholm Syndrome? A high school teenager in the Mid-West went viral last week after her school sent her home for exposing her shoulders. The girls get angry. The Number reveals one of us spends too much money on Pokemon incubators. And in this week's Special, Forever-Long Edition of After Dark: We make up for our Spring Break stint with a special appearance by Andrew's little brother, Ryan, who reveals precisely how he found out Andrew was gay... years before he officially came out. Spoiler alert: video footage. #TheresAnAppForThat Okay guys. Let's dive into TrumpCare. What does the GOP's new healthcare bill actually do, and who would it most directly affect? A Confessional has us feeling all kinds of Dr. Phil-y as we dissect the complexities of friendship. Thankfully we can offer completely objective advice given we don't have friends.

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Episode #3x09: Public Space Mar 02, 2017

Rabbit rabbit ya'll! Whatever the fuck that means. Andrew reveals his deep jealousy of the girls' friendship. We welcome Ian and Zee to the show to discuss last episode's Confessional from a self-described transphobic listener. They open up about their own experiences, common misconceptions, and how we can each help the trans community. Trump cripples the Clean Water Act, which the whole country relies on for clean drinking water, but ha ha it's okay it's not like we need that to live. #blessed Do 1st amendment rights apply to robots? They should when they're recording you. Amazon fights to keep Echo users' personal privacy intact from law enforcement. We're off next week for Spring Break, but don't worry, we're sure nothing big will happen between now and then. And in this week's After Dark: Laura and Andrew discuss the not-State of the Union address. Shit. Is he learning how to sound presidential? Healthcare was a prominent topic, as was this VOICE nonsense. We discuss both matters and praise low co-pays.

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Episode #3x08: TS (No) A Feb 22, 2017

To anal, or not to anal? What you've all been waiting for: the answers to what happened in Aruba. Columbia University accepts, then unaccepts, 277 applicants. In related news: 277 teenagers are spared the trauma of attending Columbia. Should food stamps be used to buy candy and soda? The State of Maine asks, #Millennial (kind of?) answers. #ItGetsBetter is more than just a catchy phrase: a new study finds that since gay marriage laws were passed, the teen suicide rate has dropped. Michigan State has 99 problems but a whiteboard ain't one. Where were you when Sweden was attacked by its immigrant population? We can't remember. Neither can Sweden. Listener feedback unravels a deep, serious confession from somebody admitting to being transphobic. We welcome the thoughts and experiences of any trans listeners who would like to respond on the next episode. MAKE THAT DENTIST APPOINTMENT YET ANDREW? And in this week's After Dark: How to Adult 101: Listeners have questions about commuting to work, buying homes, and getting married. Our advice can be summed up as: don't get married, have a funeral instead, coffins < solo cups, and fuck commutes longer than 10 minutes.

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Episode #3x07: Shades of Single Feb 14, 2017

1/4 of our panel is celebrating Valentine's Day in Aruba, so the rest of us are here to talk shit on her. We're not jealous or anything. The Grammy's were just asking for #GrammysSoWhite to trend, and they lived down to expectations. Something something 50 shades something Katy Perry. Laura and Andrew both became single in time for Valentine's Day and have an 85% match on OKC. OTP! Listener feedback leaves us feeling like we're still too old for that clubbing shit and that sexuality is weird. Tracking Trump is a our new segment in which we attempt to contain the diatonic new world order to 10 minutes of our show. It still feels like shit, sorry. AP choice asks us to relive our best and worst years, for book recommendations, and our thoughts on Jason Carter using a certain four word expletive on Twitter. Laura and Matt rock our new favorite game - Who said it - Voldemort or Steve Bannon? And on this week's edition of After Dark: Given the extreme weather events we're seeing in Louisiana, Northern California, and the northeastern United States, we want to tell you some sweet cozy stories about times we've nearly died in natural disasters. All you need to know is that there is a weather phenomena called a "microburst" that will make you want to nope off of this planet. Our stories of earthquake and tornado survival pale in comparison to one listener's story of surviving an avalanche. Fuck. That. Shit.

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Episode #3x06: That's My Boy Feb 07, 2017

There may be big changes coming for one of us over Valentine's Day. Stay tuned. Listener feedback takes a dump on Andrew and weaves a tale of panties and bushes. We guarantee we're the only podcast that will go from anal to the Constitution. #blessed "Fuck those immigrants, amirite?!" -Native Americans and/or Donald Trump We discuss Betsy DeVos (Note: This episode was recorded before she was confirmed as Education Secretary). One gay, two gay, three gays, four. Five gays, six gays, seven homos more. A new survey reveals Americans greatly overestimate the size of the LGBTQ community. Adam Sandler, or a gay club? Matt gives us the name. We guess (badly). And in this week's After Dark: #NeverForget the Bowling Green Massacre. We each share our stories of where we were on that fateful day. How, and why, does the Trump administration get away with such outrageous lies? What's their strategy here?

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Episode #3x05: Long Distance Lovin' Feb 03, 2017

In Good News, the Boy Scouts are now cool with transgendered youth joining their organization. Hollywood no longer hates Mel Gibson, which is SAD! Will Facebook's latest News Feed changes have a positive effect on curbing fake news? Our $10 Patron offer a few discussion topics, including feeling useless when you're in a Democratic state like California, and long distance relationships. And this week in After Dark: How do you stay sane during these difficult times? We offer a few solutions, including major social media breaks and escaping to other worlds.

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Episode #3x04: Alternate Facts Jan 26, 2017

With Andrew missing in action, we decide to display some of our own #alternatefacts. Tourists. Good for the economy. Bad for literally everything else. Listener Feedback asks for our advice on how to handle Trump-loving relatives and traveling alone. We provide zero insight. News kicks off with the Women's Marches: a movement, or just a moment? And why liberals can sometimes be their own worst enemy. President Insecurity is determined to make Americans believe he won the popular vote... by upending confidence in our democratic system! Why not! #FuckIt Snapchat is let off the hook after one of its stupid features inspires a stupid woman to drive 100 MPH and cause a major stupid traffic accident. Devil's Advocate asks us to argue in favor of some of Trump's first Executive Orders. Our souls wither. And in After Dark: A quick look at how the cabinet is shaping up, but really, not really. This gets weird fast as we decide to take a break from serious news and just shoot the shit. We accept Andrew's firing of us all. The perfect penis? Pre-sex hygiene habits? Pegging? This After Dark has it all. Except class.

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Episode #3x03: Lit Jan 22, 2017

Note: This episode was recorded before the Presidential Inauguration. The Women's Marches are going to be YUGE. Trump's inauguration probably won't. AP Choice makes a comeback with questions about credit scores on dating sites, how to make a difference in this new political environment, and Lady Gaga. Shocking news out of Massachusetts: ExxonMobil may have been funding climate change denial propaganda for the past 40 years. By shocking we mean not shocking. The Greatest Show on Earth comes to an end - are zoos next? More at 5. Hidden from the Headlines examines why the Florida state legislature is about to make it legal to bring guns to school. Because why not. #TrumpsAmerica This little finger went to the anus. This little finger did too. This third finger joined them - and oh God that's not a finger. Surprise, bitch! gets Andrew way too excited over a listener who works at a marijuana dispensary. And in this week's After Dark: Laura shares her latest horror story from the Tales of Home-Buying. Millennials get shit on from every direction, but we're still expected to live up to past generation's successes. FUCK YOU MOM.

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Episode #3x02: SimSeed Jan 13, 2017

We reminisce on our favorite Obama qualities and the changes he's enacted over the past 8 years. Surprise, bitch! goes terribly awry because of fucking course it does. We welcome Kid Rock to the show. In this week's After Dark: We planned a real conversation, we promise. But some of us just need a dick in the ass first. What's our plan for inauguration day? What do we see going down? The Women's March on Washington next week is expected to have even greater turnout. We sense the mass alignment of menstrual cycles already.

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Episode #3x01: Third Time's The Charm Jan 08, 2017

Welcome to 2017. Welcome to season 3. Please manage your expectations for both. Happy New Year, sycophants. Two truths, one lie reveals which of us is the loser that stayed home and got drunk with her dad. Wikishits announces their descent into the 6th Circle of Hell as they plan to release the private information of Twitter users. U.S. intelligence agencies have definitively concluded that Vladimir Putin ordered an "influence campaign" to sway the U.S. presidential election. "U.S. intelligence agencies clearly part of liberal propaganda wheel," reports Breitbart. Sucks to suck: Fox News loses Megyn Kelly to MSNBC. "After our deliberate coverup of Roger Aisles' sexual harassment, we are shocked," said no one anywhere. Hidden from the Headlines ponders what holy angel has gotten into China lately. The Number reveals none of us know what we're talking about. Surprise, Bitch! welcomes a traitor to the show. Thanks for nothing, Jim. In season 3's first installment of After Dark (available to $2+ Patrons!): What constitutes a "hate crime"? A case out of Chicago, wherein four black teenagers live streamed the torture of a white classmate, has the country asking. New year, new laws: we take a look at the laws going into effect around the country this year, including a tax on sugar and a change in online shopping. Help us, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. You're our only hope.

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Episode #2x47: Farm Girls Have Great Calves Dec 18, 2016

In our last show of the year, we streamed LIVE for Patrons and welcomed back a long-lost host. Happy birthday, Laura. We hope this embarrasses you, Laura. News jumps off with a report from Aleppo, Syria, where thousands of unarmed civilians have been slaughtered. Know what it is now, Gary? Biden/Obama 2020: Because Obama's departure feels too real after his last-ever press conference of the year. Get into the holiday spirit with our annual GIFT EXCHANGE!!! Who the fuck got Andrew that?! Farm girls have great calves. #FYI Goodbye, 2016. What will 2017 hold? We guess the new year's upcoming headlines. In this episode's After Dark: We bring Devil's Advocate back and challenge ourselves to argue: why was 2016 the best year? (Lol) World peace. Or world destruction. Our individual hopes for the new year vary. Andrew relives a tragic New Years Eve story.

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Episode #2x46: Amazon Go-ing To Kill Jobs Dec 07, 2016

In our penultimate “fuck this year” episode, all of our hosts return! Except the other chick “Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games - we got volcanoes exploding.. right in your face.” The Hamilton Mixtape is now available on Spotify! (Or for purchase if you’re 1000 years old). The Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL) has been struck down for now, but what will happen under a Trump Presidency? Amazon Go is here to scan your phone for all those dick pics. “Put the Magnums down, Jonathan, the Lifestyles are right in front of you.” Afraid President Pussy Grabber Elect might lose access to his Twitter? Never fear - technology is being expanded so POTUS can use the cellular emergency alert system to let us know what else he thinks is overrated, sad, or bad. Trump the Distractor: Laura explains why the GOP has warmed to Trump, and why all of his gaffes and faux pas are intended to distract us. Meanwhile, Senator Turtle McTurtleton of the Galapagos is threatening to scrap the filibuster if Democrats try to obstruct GOP SCOTUS nominations. Texas is now legally allowed to force aborted fetus burials. Foreign diplomats are staying at Trump hotels in droves because that’s not a conflict of interest. Andrew does another check in on the savings habits of millennials and we still don’t have any. Are you gonna eat that ramen? Surprise, Bitch! brings us to the UK, where Phoebe commiserates with three yanks about the bucket of suck that is watching an alt-reich takeover. Dictionary.com chooses an actual word for this year’s “Word of the Year,” and it’s more evidence that the US needs to take some time to be alone and try to find itself. And this week’s After Dark is available to all $2 Patrons, so don’t miss out on our discussion of Uncle Joe’s remarks about running for President in 2020! Would Joe Biden have won against Trump this year? We invent a series of mostly stupid, somewhat fucked up campaign slogans for Joe. Asking the important questions: Can he beat Kanye?

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Episode #2x45: Won't Let Go Nov 30, 2016

It's the Andrew and Matt show on this week's #Millennial, so we're doing things a little differently!

Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday: We recap these four… uh… holidays.
Updates: The New York Times has seen some major growth since the Election, while fake news continues to spin out of control.
We share our thoughts on Disney's latest musical, Moana. Did they try to create another Let It Go 'moment'? Andrew thinks so.
NASA wants help in making it easier for astronauts to poop.
Listeners write in with their questions regarding fandom, heartbreak, Los Angeles, good habits, and holiday traditions.
Surprise Bitch: Redemption Edition. One person answers, another doesn't (but we end up speaking to the latter in After Dark!).

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Episode #2x44: Beautiful Disaster Nov 24, 2016

Buckle up, minions: we’re so deep in the Dumpster Fire the theme music is no longer audible.

What are we thankful for? Nothing (except Bruce Springsteen).
Trump was shocked to learn that the leader of the free world tends to live in the nation’s capitol.
Alexander Hamilton has a thing about picking fights with Vice Presidents, which is a convenient distraction for the $25 million Trump University settlement. But for real,
We talk Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (hint: the West Wing circa 2017) BEWARE: Here there be spoilers! Listener Earnie piques Andrew’s interest in being a cross-contintenal road whore. And on this week’s installment of After Dark:
"Hello darkness my old friend,” said the Walmart employee as he ventured into the dimly lit megamart at 3 am for a long day of scanning barcodes and questioning the life choices that led him to this point. Who the fuck goes Black Friday shopping anyway? (hint: Andrew)
Can millennials and our lack of disposable income save future generations of retail workers from this most heinous of shopping holidays?

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Episode #2x43: Beauty and the Fantastic Beasts Nov 15, 2016

Well, we’re back from our election trip, and everything is terrible. But we’re kicking this episode off with a soothing meditation session to help you ugly cry those election woes out. Speaking of the election, we’re taking a break from politics this week. Sorry not sorry. We share stories of our adventures in DC, and Laura’s harrowing tale of being bullied by a second grader brings on the feels. Fantastic Beauty and the Beasts starring Hermione Granger coming to a theater near you! New from JKR: Andrew Sims and the Prisoner of Glowing Japanese Toilets. Apart from electing Orange Hitler, the US fails in other ways: tales of sugar addiction and lack of butt hoses (for that nice clean feeling!). Lauren from Dallas actually answered her phone, so we’ll be “surprising” her exclusively from this point forward. And in this week’s After Dark: Call it a Facebook Newsfeed, they said. It won’t negatively impact the election at all, they said. “Hillary Clinton drinks the blood of puppies and bathes in stem-cell baths daily.” We report - you share to your racist cousin’s wall like a fucking idiot. Is this really happening?

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Episode #2x42: President Elect Nov 10, 2016

We're sad y'all. What does this mean for the future of the country? We offer our early reactions and how to cope with such a devastating vote. In the next episode we'll discuss the GOOD parts of hanging out together!

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Episode #2x41: Duel Of The Fates Nov 02, 2016

Halloween was an identity crisis for one of us, who faced the toughest Harry Potter quiz of her life. We've got 99 problems and Anthony Weiner is literally all of them. Dumpster Fire: The Penultimate Edition questions how one man's dick can exert so much power. Who will take Florida? How many beers will Andrew drink? Will Laura drunkenly hit on strangers at the bar? These and more important election night predictions. Goodbye, Clusterfuck 2016. We hardly knew ye. Standing Rock Sioux protests against an oil pipeline that would run through their sacred land are finally getting more attention. If you want to help: Call North Dakota Governor Jack Dalrymple at 701-328-2200. Tell him to stand with Standing Rock. Sign the White House petition here. Donate to the Standing Rock Sioux tribe to help fund their protest efforts. Perhaps most importantly, call the Army Corps of Engineers and demand that they reverse the permit: 202-761-5903 And in this week's After Dark: We discuss our upcoming election trip; Andrew and Laura confess they're nervous. Are we even prepared for the possibility for a Trump win? No.

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Episode #2x40: The Selfie Felony Oct 26, 2016

#Millennial reporting live from the end of the Republic, with only two more weeks left before the next - and depending on how it goes, maybe the last - presidential election. -Is Wonder Woman an empowering role model for girls worldwide, or just over-sexualized spank bank material for boys? The UN deliberates. Tonight at 9. -AT&T announces it's buying Time Warner for a monumental $85.4 billion. Harry Potter asks if this means he'll get free roaming. -A new installment of Trumpster Fire 2016 comes with a PSA about polling booth selfies, brought to you by: Justin Timberlake - bringing felonies back since 2004. -The Number asks us to guess which state has the highest per capita number of sex toys, and spoiler alert, it's NOT GEORGIA. NICE SLACKING THERE LAURA. -Surprise, bitch! is a massive failure, much like this show. In this week's After Dark: -Halloween is almost here, and we kick it off with another creep ass story from our resident ghost hunter. -Close the portal. -Where should costumes draw the line between fantasy fictional characters, and cultural appropriation? No one knows for sure, but avoiding skin makeup is probably a good fuckin start. -How should we each dress up, and why don't boys' costumes show off their ass cheeks? SEEMS LIKE A DOUBLE STANDARD. Thanks Obama.

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Episode #2x39: Perfect Illusion Oct 20, 2016

Welcome back to the show, Pam!
Note: This episode was recorded BEFORE the debate. This week's After Dark will have our thoughts on the third and final brawl!
Shit is real now in the fight against ISIS. We discuss the Battle for Mosul.
Andrew tries to share some health tips for those in their 20s, but Matt apparently knows them all.
The Montreal Protocol just got a lot tougher and COOLER.
Canada decides to "Tell America It's Great," and we decide to return the favor. Warning: NSFW ;)

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Episode #2x38: Everything Oct 12, 2016

Haiti's death toll from Hurricane Matthew has soared past 900 -- and thousands more are suffering from the rapid spread of cholera. Donate whatever you can spare to Unicef's Haiti mission or Hope for Haiti. "BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP SHOCKS WORLD, REVEALS RAMPANT SEXISM" said no one who's watched him speak longer than 10 seconds before today. TapeGate does reveal one new thing, however: Donald Trump isn't just a minsogynst. He's also a sexual assaulter. And he brags about it. These. Aren't. Just. WORDS. The second presidential debate: where no one won, because we all lost. Pol Pot. Kim Jung Un. Donald Trump. Which of these is not like the other? (Trick question.) Hidden from the Headlines warns against fear mongering with a new, surprising revelation: the world is actually doing okay. (Mostly.) Surprise, bitch! Have you ever heard of Harry Potter? And in this week's After Dark: Pence/Trump: the new GOP dream, why everyone is advocating for it, and why it won't happen. "Yer a wizard, Thomas." We sort the Founding Fathers - and the presidential candidates - into Hogwarts Houses.

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Episode #2x37: Wanna Get Pregnant? Oct 07, 2016

Andrew met Bruce Springsteen and died from exposure. RIP. But he'll be resurrected in time for election night - where we'll all be hanging out in D.C. to watch the results roll in. Think you might want to join? Let us know here. BREAKING NEWS: Using loopholes to avoid paying millions in taxes unironically lauded by campaign whose slogan is "law and order." "How to Win at Debating by Being a Keebler Elf," a novel, by Tim Kaine. Hidden from the Headlines brings us the story of the poor, downtrodden plastic industry, yearning for freedom from France's tyrannical environmental laws. #NotTheOnion Fuck Off, Cupid - and an associated tirade against people who can't handle rejection. And in this week's After Dark: Laura's been vlogging live from her car - what are some of our biggest pet peeves re: rules of the road and terrible drivers? AP Choice investigates. AP Choice also asks us about marriage. Where do we stand on it? Will any of us attain it? Why do listeners email us asking why we aren't already? More at 10.

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Episode #2x36: Laura's Son Sep 30, 2016

Americans: You're running out of time to register to vote. Get on that NOW if you haven't already! Shout out to our friend Sarah at the HP-Alliance - their most recent campaign is called Wizard Rock the Vote, and its endeavor is to register new voters and empower people to get out the vote in their own communities. Hit the link above to participate, and enter for a chance to win a Harry Potter book signed by J.K. Rowling! Laura wants us to get our flu shots, while Andrew wants to know what we'd save in a fire. Surprise, Bitch: It's Laura's son! He's drunk, alone, and watching Narcos. Laura wants to give him a lesson in 'playing with his phone' ;) ;) ;) This week, in After Dark… Laura's phone is wet. We discuss business horror stories. Who's screwed us over, and what are we doing about it?

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Episode #2x35: Lucky Seven Sep 21, 2016

The FBI director says it's a good idea to cover up your camera.
Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING is back. And Laura confesses to being a white girl.
In Dumpster Fire 2016, we discuss a Bush's vote for Hillary, Trump using charity money to settle legal problems, and the damn birther movement.
What do we expect to happen in next week's first Presidential Debate?
Surprise, Bitch! It's your lucky day!

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Episode #2x34: Overheatin' Hillary Sep 14, 2016

Some MVP listeners ask Andrew why he thinks "a hole is a hole." Andrew digs his grave deeper. HAPPY 9/11 MATT!!! The birthday boy reminds us two national tragedies were born that day. Dumpster Fire 2016: Deplorable Lives Matter. Overheatin' Hillary. Real time election results. The end of our Republic. We welcome Trump spokeswoman MaryAnne Katherine Kelly Sue to the show. An American oil company is asking Native American tribes in North Dakota to trust them, seriously, everything will be fine, when has the U.S. ever steered you wrong? "North Korea is best Korea," civilians said sarcastically. Now they're in internment camps and we're hiding under our desks. It's getting hot in herre. So pay the IRS before they burn the rest of your house down. And in this week's After Dark: One of the hosts spends 10 consecutive minutes talking about their ass. #ButtPlugGate is revealed. #Millennial PSA: Vomit is not an aphrodisiac.

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Episode #2x33: Taco Emissions Sep 07, 2016

Andrew isn't here, so we answer all your burning questions about him. Warner Bros' legendary failure of the week has us asking: if company slogans were 100% honest, what would they be? This week in science: antibacterials don't work, and neither do your genes. Why the FDA ruled against antibacterials and why you're probably fat. Tonight at 9. Lions and tigers and zika, oh my! And bees and butterflies and pollinators across 48 contiguous states dying from a new zika-targeted pesticide. Oh... shit. Don't set cars on fire. Use your feces instead. And in this week's installment of Dumpster Fire 2016: technology continues to be Hillary Clinton's greatest nemesis, but taco trucks may be her savior. In this week's After Dark: As aging Millennials, we're starting to get asked a lot about having kids. Why. How do we want to raise our kids? Why is Laura's daughter named Pedro? An impromptu round of Google that Shit reveals a lot of Americans are losing their children.

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Episode #2x32: McChicken Sep 01, 2016

Bienvenido a Jacob, nuestro último ganador del Boleto de Oro! We bring a little culture to the show with a story from Mexico. But we don't steep in our newfound intellectualism for long. Mayo or man juice? Trick question: both. Surprise, bitch! takes us on the road with a traveling listener. Google that Shiiiiiiiit: Sponsored by the End of Human Intellect. Colin Kaepernick: the new face of terrorism in America. Donald Trump visits Mexico (we're sorry), Twitter has given up all fucks, and there's a clown stalking children in the woods. Abandon Earth. And in this week's After Dark: Laura apologizes for making the AD theme song so much better than the main show's. We do not accept. WHAT IS GOING ON ANTHONY WEINER. Y U DO DIS. No seriously. What the fuck. Slate argues in favor of "ghosting" at parties, and we find out Millennials are destroying the soap industry. No one likes scraping pubes off a bar of Irish Spring.

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Episode #2x31: Mook Me Aug 25, 2016

It's Britney, bitch. Burning to ashes in this week's Dumpster Fire: the GOP-black community relationship. Then again, what do they have to lose? Clinton's hashtag!emails are back in the news cycle with more expected to be leaked just in time for election day. Hidden from the Headlines: Nestle's continued courting of the Satan vote, and an Obamacare problem without a clear solution in sight. But wait, there's more! If you order your news right now, you'll get a free: 1) Ryan Lochte scandal - brought to you by Speedo 2) Gawker debate - brought to you by questionable journalistic standards 3) Justice Department memo - sponsored by the tears of private prison executives 4) And more! Surprise, biiiiiiiitch. And in this installment of After Dark: "Let's play a game." -Jigsaw/Matt Who said it? Trump, or Mussolini? Trick question: Kanye West. We call listeners and see if they can tell the difference. "Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day." Too real, bro. #Mussolini

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Episode #2x30: His Own Worst Enemy Aug 17, 2016

Golden ticket winner Claire toughs out a packed show about Trump's downward spiral. But first: Bucket Lists: what's on ours, and why do they all entail the same thing. Trumpster Fire 2016: further and further down the rabbit hole we go. The Donald doubles down on his "Obama is the founder of ISIS" remarks, then claims sarcasm, then says he wasn't being sarcastic. Some people are saying he's become psychologically unhinged. We're not saying that, but some people are. An ideological screening test for immigrants - coming to an authoritarian regime near you! Hidden from the Headlines asks why the recent shooting in Milwaukee has fallen of the media's radar so fast. The Number. Sponsored by generational poverty. And this week's After Dark is ratchet AF: Fuck Off, Cupid! features our latest gems from the online dating world. We read another part of Andrew's now-famous Scorpius/Albus Severus fan fiction... some of us in front of our parents.

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Episode #2x29: Hear Hear Aug 10, 2016

Golden ticket winner #2 hails from Australia and brings her pet wallaby onto the show! Not really, but you fucking believed it for a second. Team USA is dominating the Olympics right now, so when the GOP completes our country's transformation into a fascist hellscape, maybe Brazil will take us. A new report says Millennials are having less sex than any other generation of the past 60 years. In related news, a newer report says #Millennials have offered up their services for the greater good. What's a podcast without a little emotional whiplash? AP Choice takes us from fun to tragic in 5 seconds flat. Dumpster Fire 2016 has some bad news for the country's resident demagogue, but also WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is this about assassination rhetoric? How can we become complacent to this? No kidding guys, normalizing implications of violence is how despots begin removing their political foes from power. Jenna takes us down under and quizzes us on everything Australia. We know enough to know we'll never visit without a suitcase full of anti-venom. And in this week's After Dark: "Many people are saying..." is how Trump has been getting away with outlandish statements. So we cultivate a few of our own, and Andrew asks us to defend them. Two Truths, One Lie: Aussie Edition. We learn that Aussies wear thongs all year round. Even the men. Sisqo would be proud.

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Episode #2x28: Dissing The Baby Aug 03, 2016

This week's episode welcomes guest host Zach to the program, because Zach was unlucky enough to win a Golden Ticket from our t-shirt sales. Sorry Zach. Andrew realizes the fate of his sister's marriage is in his hands. Surprise, Bitch! takes us to Portugal, a country wisely deciding to avoid Trump over-saturation. But we're not. Dumpster Fire 2016 covers the final convention controversies and looks ahead to the campaigns' general election strategies. With primary season over, will Trump change course? Will we see a more presidential candidate? Do pigs fly? YOU get an anxiety disorder! YOU get clinical depression! WE ALL. GET. A PROBLEM!!! Mental health issues are surprisingly common and shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing. Zach leads the conversation with beautiful candor and a killer accent. Which organization's donation average is $69? Find out why it's not fucking us on "The Number." And in this week's rousing installment of After Dark: With the Cursed Child play officially in bookstores, Andrew introduces us to the new world of Albus Severus/Scorpius fan fiction. No foreplay. He just makes us dive right in. You might say he inserted it.

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Episode #2x27: Fill That Core Jul 27, 2016

This week's episode of #Millennial will just be Michelle Obama's DNC speech on an eternal loop. Thank you and goodnight. Harry Potter and the Cursed Fan Fiction comes out this weekend - only one of us defends its honor. Dumpster Fire 2016 takes aim at the DNC: Tim Kaine is a bowl of warm grains, but he's cute, so fuck it. In more important news: San Diego Comic Con revealed some cool new info and the first superhero trailer worth a damn. Hidden from the Headlines gets real about climate change destroying the oceans and how we should all enjoy our sushi while we can. Surprise, bitch! Goodbye, bitch!

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Episode #2x26: Anyone Can Ride Andrew Jul 19, 2016

This episode brought to you by Monday Afternoon: a great time to record if you want to make your convention coverage as dated as possible. The night is always darkest before the dawn, and this week, "the dawn" is Roger Ailes getting thrown out of Fox News. AP Choice and listener feedback asks us about dealing with ignorant family members, the new gay Bachelor, and more. A failed military coup in Turkey initiates a massive despotic crackdown by President Erdogan, and we bring on a Turkish native to give us his POV. How much is your butthole worth? Andrew's boyfriend is ready to pimp out our favorite host on a new escort service disguised as dating app. Devil's Advocate asks whether the RNC should walk the walk by allowing open carry at this week's convention. Speaking of the convention: our new election coverage segment, Dumpster Fire 2016, discusses Trump's VP announcement and puts in a call to Mike Pence's press secretary.

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Episode #2x25: GO-ing Nowhere Jul 13, 2016

Bitch we're back. By popular demand. Brave new world: a lot has changed in two short weeks and we're still working to process it. Dumpster Fire 2016 is upon us, and #Millennial has some live Google hangouts planned for the upcoming conventions. All bones matter. But when you need a doctor, it's because one of them is fucking broken and requires additional attention. How difficult of a concept is this? We discuss the horrific murder of several black men, as well as the tragic murders of five cops in downtown Dallas, welcoming people of color to the show to speak on the matter. Goodbye, job. Goodbye, friends. Today we pledge our lives and livelihoods to Pokemon Go, God of Smartphone Apps. George Takei has a problem with new!Sulu being gay, which is weird, because George Takei is kind of gay himself. Do you even #pride bro? And this week's After Dark might be our funniest installment yet. Douchecanoes of the Internet, starring: Mischa Barton being tone deaf as fuck; A former podcaster endorsing violence; And creepy ass fundamentalist Christian Jennifer Mayers spying on her kids' vaginas. Culminating with a phone call to said psycho, wherein we interview Mayers about ham sandwiches and the antichrist.

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Episode #2x24: What's Your Status? Jun 22, 2016

It's our last show before a two week summer break, so eat it up sycophants. Andrew is, officially, an Uber driver. Welcome to the jungle. The Department of Justice is editing the Orlando shooter's 911 transcripts -- is this what everyone means by "PC culture"? "Here's a novel idea," they said. "Let's do nothing," they said. The Senate votes down all four gun control bills. A new era of Trump? Campaign manager Corey Lewandowski gets fired and The Donald embarks on a scapegoat tour of the U.S. Britain, you already lost the American colonies. Don't also lose your marbles. We explain "Brexit" and why it's the worst idea since Yorktown. Welcome, redcoat! Laura from Englandtown joins us for a jolly good spot of tea. Fuck Off, Cupid features new dramatic readings and grave concern over OKCupid's matching methods. And in this week's After Dark: You have been granted the opportunity to send a birthday gift to your 16-year-old self. What would you give them? We answer for ourselves, and for each other. Someone needs the gift of adult supervision. Associate Producers' Choice asks us about wrestling and we meander down a twisted road toward gay stuff. We're also asked about celebrities running for office and offer up one of our own.

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Episode #2x23: Orlando Jun 15, 2016

A major tragedy in the United States calls for a special episode of #Millennial. We discuss the horrific Orlando shooting in-depth.
- The facts as we know them so far.
- What issues were at play? And what aspects are standing out this time?
- Connections to politics: The GOP blocked a bill in December that could’ve prevented this from occurring.
- We listen to a town hall from a couple of weeks ago in which Obama predicted that something like this would happen. Eerie.
- Given the gravity of the situation, we speak to a few of our LGBTQ listeners to get their feelings on what happened, and how they’ve responded to the tragedy. Thank you to Mark, Sarah, Jerry, Haley, and Nancy for speaking with us.
- We turn back to Obama to give us a laugh as he slow jams the news on Jimmy Fallon. - Andrew was in London last week for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, so we discuss the J.K. Rowling’s eighth story. Warning: MAJOR spoilers during this part of the show. Don’t listen to this part of the show if you don’t want to be spoiled! We offer a spoiler warning before we get into the juicy details.
- This week in After Dark we play a spin on “The Number” and discuss whether or not authors should let go of staying in their fictional worlds.

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Episode #2x22: Director Despot Jun 08, 2016

Andrew survives his flight across the Atlantic, eliminating any hopes we had of being on CNN. Primary season sings its swan song as California and five other states go to the ballot box. If I call Laura an ill-begotten slag, is that hate speech, or historical fact? Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft and others implement a new content policy in Europe and we straddle the fence between "okay sure" and "okay... no." BREAKING: Great swimmers everywhere exonerated of moral responsibility. Talented writers now free to commit acts of treason. In related news, the Stanford rape case is serving as a grotesque but important flashpoint for rape culture. FBI Director James Comey asks Congress for help spying on American citizens' internet history without a warrant. That's not how this "legal system" thing works, Director Despot. If your senator sits on either the Senate Judiciary Committee or Senate Intelligence Committee, call or email them -- tell them your porn preferences are yours and yours alone. Devil's Advocate puts Laura in a super awkward position. And in this week's After Dark: We plan our election season coverage, including a new segment idea and the possibility of a live in-person show in Washington, D.C. We pack a Trump survival kit and decide we're giving it away to a listener. Surprise, bitch! I mean Secretary Clinton. Sorry. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

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Episode #2x21: Welcome, Summer Jun 01, 2016

Trash ass alcohol. Melancholy music. Gays. Welcome, summer. Two new confessions ask for our advice about coming out of the closet and online dating, and we handle the quandaries with the grace of a lemming. This week in uplifting news: Johnny Depp turns out to be an asshole and the Catholic Church turns out to still have some assholes. No NSA? No problem. For a couple million dollars, you too can spy on your citizens! New York City is officially recognizing 31 different genders and it means… well, nothing for us. But potential acceptance for others. A new segment examines a day in the life of social media and rewrites these platforms' Terms of Service. Our Surprise, Bitch! guest realizes she's super qualified for a 19-year-old.

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Episode #2x20: Simming May 26, 2016

Celebrate Andrew's birthday with us and a Dunkin Donuts near you. Golden Ticket winners won't get a lifetime supply of chocolate, but they will get a lifetime supply of embarrassment. News summons the spirit of Alex Trebek in a Jeopardy-style rundown of whatever the fuck is even going on anymore. One country fires half its police force for corruption, while another country just straight up catches on fire. Guess why. "How do you fight a franchise that owns a day of the week?" -Will Smith/Aristotle, probably. The only tale older than time is that of Andrew and Matt being categorically wrong about cinema. Sorry we don't want to watch Hermione Granger sing to a set of teaspoons for 2 hours. Fuck Off, Cupid returns with three new dramatic readings and a ton of questions about why, merciful Lord, tell us why. AP Choices wrap the show and we all leave pissed at each other over a Disney debate. In this week's After Dark: Fuck Off, Cupid gets extended into a game. We all answer the matchmaking questions from OKCupid and wager a bet. Andrew reads us his profile. Laura messages an idiot. Old Beauty and the Beast wounds are healed.

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Episode #2x19: Detached May 20, 2016

If a host turns her hair green, but no one sees it, does it still make a sound? A new oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is trashing shit up -- and no one even knew it was happening until a random helicopter pilot was like, oh look, a rotting ecosystem. Flying is officially not the safest way to travel, because even if the plane makes it, the stress of it all will fucking end your life. President Obama went Super Saiyan on labor law this week, mandating that salaried employees making less than $47k be eligible for overtime pay. "No bueno." -Retailers Everywhere France's lower parliamentary house gets real on work-life balance laws, but we aren't quite buying their communist agenda. Congratulations to Thomas Manning of Halifax, Massachusetts on his new penis. Reports are mixed as to whether it will be detachable. Matt investigates. Tonight at 9. A round of No Context and Surprise, Bitch! introduces us to Erin, dear Erin, who deserves a Medal of Honor for her valor in the face of so much dick. And in this week's After Dark: Listeners stick it to us with a horde of both thought provoking and Rated-R questions in an Ask Me Anything-style segment. "Where's the strangest place you've had sex?" asked the listener who now has an answer she really didn't need in her life. "What's the sickest you've ever been?" asked someone else who also, now, regrets their choices.

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Episode #2x18: Our Watch Begins May 11, 2016

Performers who don't show up on time SUCK.
Obama hates how the media is covering Trump, but loves bison.
The Political Minute: Goodbye Kasich, hello President Trump. Goodbye endorsements from past Presidents, hello Nickelback.
Facebook has supposedly avoided putting conservative topics in its Trends section. Is this a problem? And why do government officials care?
California has raised the age at which you are allowed to purchase cigarettes. Will this help stop the kids from starting to smoke?
The Number: You spend 50 minutes a day doing THIS.
Our Surprise Bitch victim will be starring in the new Finding Nemo sequel next month.
Our AP Choice is about protests: Are they worth attending? Laura shares her experiences attending protests. And this week, in After Dark…
Pizza, pizza, PIZZA! In this unique installment of After Dark, we spend nearly 25 minutes talking about everything pizza. What are our earliest memories of pizza? What could we do with pizza in the bedroom? At the end of After Dark we prank call the Papa Johns feedback hotline and complain about a particularly nasty pie we received.

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Episode #2x17: Cruz'n For A Bruisin' May 04, 2016

The Podcast Where It Happens celebrates Hamilton's slew of Tony nominations! Too bad we'll never see it live. Andrew plugs the new Hypable, but if you're like Micah you won't be visiting it. We offer a few dramatic readings from Fuck Off, Cupid, and discuss what the hell it means when someone describes themselves as a Nice Guy. The news portion of the show is politics-heavy, and as we record we learn that Ted Cruz has dropped out of the race. Trump is now the presumptive nominee. God help us. (Note: This episode was recorded before John Kasich dropped out on Wednesday.) Should Bernie step out of the way now that the Republican side of the Presidential election has been decided? To lighten the mood we play some highlights from Obama's White House Correspondents' Dinner speech. Damn, can this guy get a job as a stand up comedian after his term ends? The trailer for the new Ghostbusters movie is one of the most disliked videos in YouTube history. Gee, I wonder why? We play "The Number" and "Game of Moans" -- the latter is a fun new game from Matt! And this week, in After Dark... It's Teacher Appreciation Week! Each of us discusses one (or a few) of the teachers who've impacted our lives. Spoiler alert! We go in-depth on Game of Thrones, the Jon Snow twist, and what we hope to see in the future. Game of Thrones newb Andrew raves about The Wall. According to Laura, raves happen there.

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Episode #2x16: To Bey Or Not To Bey Apr 27, 2016

Stop doing things, people. We can't keep up with all this shit.

Harriet Tubman was a baller way before she was a $20. "Can you move to the right a bit, I need a clear shot of this for my blog." -Andrew, having a threesome with his new Uber passengers. Beyonce will be on the $10 someday if she keeps this up. Lemonade resonated even with those of us who aren't part of the Beyhive. Hidden from the Headlines reveals that, sometimes, the disadvantaged are targeted by the powerful specifically because they're disadvantaged. And round and round we go.

And in this week's After Dark:

Depressing but hopeful stories abound as we tackle the issue of quarter-life crises. Quarter-life crises are historically known to result in launching podcasts. Why has depression skyrocketed for 20-somethings? Why are our listeners so much stronger than we are? What is Matt even trying to say here?

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Episode #2x15: Below Average Apr 20, 2016

Andrew returns from last week's stint in prison to find his world has collapsed. "I've got transparent pandering in my bag. Swag." -Hillary Clinton News kicks off with a brand new study that reveals either we're all morons, or the study's authors are. New legislation in Congress would permit 9/11 victims' families to sue Saudi Arabia for their role in funding the terrorist attacks. In related news, submissions now open for our #sueme photoshop challenge. Bruce Springsteen and other A-List artists take North Carolina to school, protesting the new anti-LGBTQ law through the power of song and dance. Or lack thereof. Inky the octopus chooses liberty over safety in this year's new Pixar flick, "Get Me the Fuck Out of Here." Rated G. A new segment called "The Number" tests our knowledge of the Millennial generation and unearths precisely how below fucking average the four of us are. Surprise, bitch! introduces us to Megan, the perfectly kind music teacher from Pennsylvania who absolutely did not deserve to be harassed by Matt for 10 minutes.

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Episode #2x14: Dragon My Balls Apr 13, 2016

Fuck Off, Cupid: introducing a new segment for singles, by singles. Best and worst experiences, lessons learned, and real online dating interactions -- submitted by you, dramatically read by us. Visit fuckoffcupid.com to get in on the action. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? It's somewhere in Afghanistan.

Let's play No Context, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

And in this week's After Dark:

We expand on our online dating discussion and dive into just… regular dating. It isn't much better. Why is dating even important, developmentally? Have we learned things from it?

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Episode #2x13: Buddy Apr 06, 2016

Andrew talks about visiting the Grand Canyon and throws this show off the rails 3 minutes in. Hidden from the Headlines gets our heads out of the U.S.'s ass and into a complicated international conflict. Look at us being all worldly and shit. "To sex, or not to sex?" -Hamlet or something, and also this one listener who wrote in. What if elected officials had to wear jackets with the logos of their top ten donors sewn all over it? Well, lube up, California. This could hurt. The regularly scheduled shitshow that is Washington, D.C. would lose its charm without another scandal, and luckily, Laura brings us the details. Sorry not sorry, Ted. Ruth Bader Ginsberg: great Justice, or the greatest Justice? Trick question. Both. A rousing game of Two Truths One Lie reveals SOME OF US ARE MONSTERS and others piss on snakes. This is a sophisticated show, okay. Wait, But Why? commands you to cut your hearts out, literally, if at all possible. Less than 1/3 of Americans are registered organ donors in the event of death, and let's be clear, people need your kidneys a lot more than the dirt does.

And in this week's After Dark:

The Panama Papers -- what the actual fuck, though. What are they and why do they matter? What's the difference between a leak of this nature, and a leak akin to the D.C. Madam story? The ethics of data leaks and whistleblowing. Are we holding politicians to a higher standard, or ourselves to a lower one?

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Episode #2x12: Candy Wrapper Mar 30, 2016

Welcome back, sycophants.

• We’re joined this week by comedian Liz Magee for our first “Ask Me Anything” style interview! Check her out on Twitter: @JokesMagee

• Our LOTR movie commentary is coming on April 11th. The eagles are coming!

• Quickfire News takes us to Chuck Grassley’s secret Q&A events and Ted Cruz’s deviant fantasies. Spoiler alert: You don’t want to participate in either of these things.

• The FBI managed to unlock the San Bernardino shooter’s phone on its own. Everyone tweet “@FBI please clap.” Tag us.

• Liz Magee describes in vivid, burning detail the struggles of being prone to UTI’s.

• What do you do when you have 15 minutes of airtime to fill, and only 5 minutes of dick jokes?

• We learn a little bit about what it’s like to be one of the few women in stand-up comedy. Don’t worry - it’s just like being a woman in any male dominated field!

• The world is shocked to know that women like to laugh! Shocked we tell you!

• No Context is brought to you this week by ‘Matt can’t follow directions.’

In this week’s installment of After Dark, we introduce Liz to Devil’s Advocate and have a discussion on the broke millennial experience.

• Stop telling us when our balances fall below $25. We’re acutely fucking aware.

• We share some of the most bizarre jobs we’ve taken to help pay the rent. One of them involves a cat named “Apache.”

• Somehow this turns into a discussion about how we can make bank producing dinosaur porn? What?

• We don’t even know how we got here.

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Episode #2x11: Give Me Sad Mar 23, 2016

We begin with a message about recent, horrific attacks around the world.
Andrew has an issue with his upstairs neighbors he needs help on. This is war.
In Quickfire News, we tackle an update on the new $10 bill, Twitter controversies, Georgia’s Religious Freedom Bill, SeaWorld, and Obama’s busy week between Cuba and Merrick Garland.
In our Confessional we address living at home with your parents and a transitioning listener who’s had to deal with PC culture at a new extreme.
This week’s AP Choice is from Anne, who wants to know what to do about her boyfriend’s annoying friend.
Surprise, Bitch! We’re live from Cuba!
Batman v Superman hits theaters this weekend and.. it’s not good, according to critics.
In this week’s After Dark we continue our discussion on PC culture. How often does bullying occur inside the progressive movement? Will everyone be able to agree on trigger warnings? How can institutions better handle issues of social justice?

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Episode #2x10: The Drop Bear Conspiracy Mar 15, 2016

What does a year in space do to your body, besides deprive it of sex? Astronaut Scott Kelly holds the answers. Listener Feedback is best described as, "You're all idiots," but we know that, so at least there's common ground. This week's installment of Hidden from the Headlines is brought to you by Fuck You, Pakistan, and whatever shit bigoted horse you rode in on. News this week kicks off by asking listeners to imagine spending $50 for a movie, if you get to watch it in your pajamas. (Can't you do that anyway if you just stop giving a shit?) Trump and Hillary make front pages again, as the GOP front runner sees mass violence break out at his rallies and the Democratic contender says something dumb about the Reagans. How much food do you throw out each day? Chances are, enough to feed someone else. That's why Tesco will begin donating all their unsold food to charity next year. Get your shit together, Whole Foods. No Context puts us all on the hot seat this week, and Aussie listener Greg gets his turn in the spotlight. WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO US AUSSIES. GTFO.

And in this week's After Dark:

Let's circle back around to our listener feedback and the growing PC culture debate. Because we haven't quite pissed off all of you yet. Personal stories of run-ins with extreme Social Justice Warriors abound. Where do we think the movement is valid, and where is it going too far? What even is a "safe space" and why is Andrew so God damned wise about them?

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Episode #2x09: Problematic Mar 09, 2016

Our assholes are lubed up for your furious emails. But first: check out our band new #Millennial t-shirts, brought to you by the letter "p" -- please clap. All shirts are $20 and come with one free month of Patreon! Existing Patrons get a sweet little bonus too. Pucker up. As for this week's episode:

Let's dispel this myth that Facebook friends don't know what they're doing. They know exactly what they're doing. And they need to fucking stop. Hidden from the Headlines takes us to a distant land where being gay-- or reincarnated-- is banned from television and all movies are cut down to approximately 5 seconds. A new SCOTUS ruling decides to treat gay couples like real people, JP Morgan tells fossil fuels where they can stick it, we all contemplate moving to Canada, and J.K. Rowling comes under fire for appropriating Native American culture. All in this installment of Quickfire News. Embark with us on a main discussion about generational shifts toward liberalism. How will the next lineup of crotch dropplings be even more socially progressive? How will we cope with their superiority? Can you speak up? Get off my lawn. Surprise, bitch! welcomes a voicemail box to the show.

And in this week's After Dark:

On a scale of 1 to Literally Everyone, how many people would have watched Fox's proposed Trump v. Sanders debate? Another main discussion pulls open our financial wounds and peers inside. Is it true what they say about Millennials' dire financial state? What is this new hipster word "savings"? Watch the whole show unravel into a slew of personal tales about Laura's drinking habits, which can summarized only as "majestic."

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Episode #2x08: Super White Mar 03, 2016

We’re back this week with a SUPER packed election episode. But first, Chris Rock took on the Academy for #OscarsSoWhite. Leo finally won an Oscar though, so… #progress? The #Millennial Confessional brings some exciting news, as well as questions about striking a work/life balance.

The shocking results from Super Tuesday states reveal PR team telling us that the only person shocked by results is Marco Rubio, who is currently experiencing software difficulties and needs a reboot. BRB.

What are the chances of a Sanders nomination? Improbable, but not impossible. This just in: Trump is no longer a joke. Stop laughing. No. Really… Stop. Chris Christie and the Republican Party Schism. No Context requires us to make Super Tuesday connections to songs about work and funerals. What? Hidden from the Headlines takes us to the Matrix.

In this week’s installment of After Dark:

Will it ever be “cool” to act presidential again, or are we doomed to a century of racist sociopaths with bad combovers and multiple bankruptcies? Move over ISIL, Emoji terrorism has come to America. The hosts prove they can’t even effectively hit on hotties on social media. Andrew sends a dick pic to Laura.

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Episode #2x07: Exceptional Feb 24, 2016

If it looks like an asshole and talks like an asshole, it's probably Sony. #FreeKesha gains some much-needed momentum as the embattled singer struggles to ditch a binding contract with her alleged rapist. Apple takes on the FBI in an epic David and Goliath showdown over privacy and business rights. A very special Photoshop challenge is issued. Sea levels are rising faster than previously believed, but the real challenge is convincing people that's even true. Hashtag SCIENCE, BITCH. More tragic gun violence to really put the shine on your day! Innocent bystanders in Kalamazoo, Michigan paid the price this week for our rampant obsession with guns. New Words: brought to you by the letter "A" for Andrew. Or anus. We prove we're down with the kids by guessing what all these new hip words mean. Shit is on fleek. Or something. Surprise, bitch! exposes one listener's chronic meth addiction.

In this week's installment of After Dark:

TRIGGER WARNING. We discuss the struggle of quarter-life crises and how common it is to still not have any fucking clue at 28. What if your career sucks? (It does.) What if you just want to travel forever? (You do.) It all turns very weird and personal, and we're too lazy to edit it out. Enjoy.

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Episode #2x06: What Constitution? Feb 17, 2016

Welcome back, sycophants, and enjoy this week's dose of gluten-free headlines.

Associate Producer's Choice wants to know in what ways is the U.S. worse off because of Obama, or in spite of him. THE 8TH HARRY POTTER BOOK GUYS!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! Except not because it's a fucking script adapted by someone not named J.K. Rowling. But fine, we're still excited. The elephant in the room comes out. In fact, we dress it up and give it a name: Antonin Scalia. How will Scalia's death impact upcoming Supreme Court decisions, the election, and Mitch McConnell's credibility? Trick question. Mitch McConnell has no credibility. Devil's Advocate asks us to argue against better sense and judgment by putting ourselves in the shoes of our beloved Senate Majority Leader. Surprise, bitch! takes us to Nebraska, where Lily speaks on behalf of the whitest state in the union.

And this week on After Dark:

In this special installment, we bring on three Patrons who add their own opinions to our conversation about the generational divide. Thank you to Brittany, Jeremy, and Linnea for joining us!

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Episode #2x05: Better Halves Feb 10, 2016

Episode 5 starts by revealing episode 4's secrets, ideas for Valentine's Day, and thoughts on the Super Bowl non-controversy controversy.

News kicks off with questioning… the news. What makes New Hampshire's primary important? Is it worth the media circus? Why is it so God damned white?

We sum up Twitter's new changes in 140 characters or less: dumb.

Thanks to the Supreme Court, we can't have nice things. Like cleaner energy. Or climate change policy. Or the fucking rule of law.

Hidden from the Headlines throws some much-deserved shade at President Obama, the fallen king of (certain) civil liberties.

Valentine's Day Special: the hosts bring on their boyfriends for The Newlywed Game, wherein we learn some strange things about each other and our taste in men.

No, we don't know why we agreed to this.

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Episode #2x04: Of Caucuses and Kings Feb 03, 2016

Andrew humbles himself before God and man over last week's poor audio quality. We forgive you, Andrew, but Jesus doesn't. "Freedom" is spelled c-a-u-c-u-s if you're an Iowan or clinically insane person. We jump right into the goods with an overview of why, God, why do we do this to ourselves? How did we get here. Why don't we have nice things. The Iowa results, why they're pretty over-hyped, and our thoughts on what's coming up next in this circus of an election year. An AP Choice-Palooza brings up several new ideas for "Wait But Why?", questions whether we'd have sex with our clones (?!), and asks how the fuck we can make election day a national holiday. (Answer: Assert dominance. Stop showing up to work.) Hidden from the Headlines: Fake Out Edition gets nice and weird, with two real stories and one fake one. Listen closely and guess which lying piece of shit is the intruder. Surprise, BITCH! finally brings us Tiara after 493 unsuccessful calls. Thanks for being a team player, Tiara.

And in this week's After Dark (now available to all $2/month Patrons):

A new app promises to be the OKCupid of platonic relationships. Would we use this? Why don't we have any friends? Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult? How are long-distance friendships different (and often more real) than traditional ones? We share our personal stories and tribulations, most notably about each other, and Andrew reveals he doesn't like us that much. Fuck you Andrew.

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Episode #2x03: We're Doomed, Part II Jan 26, 2016

Note: There is an issue with Andrew's voice on this recording that we were unable to correct. We apologize for the issue and promise it won't happen again!

Andrew was almost murdered by a serial killer last week, so this episode is brought to you by paranoia: saving your life, one gut instinct at a time.

Divinely inspired during his near-death experience, Andrew introduces a new game designed specifically to make the other hosts cringe. Sarah Palin is bringing stupid back with her formal endorsement of Potato Face, and we're all mystified as to how the GOP let it get to this point. Associate Producer's Choice asks us: is the world really doomed? Or are we just cynics? The answer is yes. News tells the prophecy of a world engulfed in flame and shadow, so yeah I guess we all gonna die. If you care about your sushi (or your oceans), you'll start demanding hunting moratoriums on local fish populations cause they're dying too. Look, it's a party. I have no friends. You have no friends. And Facebook deceives us both. A new study shows there is zero correlation between social media friends and actual friends, yet we're all still about those filtered food pics. Taking on the sexy, compelling stories the lamestream media won't, we parse two Hidden from the Headlines gems sure to throw your inner outrage into high gear. Surprise, bitch! welcomes Summer and her apparent sexual fetish for cracklin. What... whatever that is?

And in this installment of After Dark:

Sarah Palin's dumpy ass endorsement of Trump deserves a few extra minutes, God damn it. Resident drug addict Laura Tee initiates a series of stories about getting high, watching each other get high, and whether that was actually Jupiter in our friend's oven. "Just say no. Unless it's a hit of acid. Then say, 'okay but only once.'" -Andrew Sims

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Episode #2x02: Burn It Down Jan 20, 2016

Andrew is gearing up for an awful storm in New York. Alan Rickman has passed away. It makes us wonder: How many people are hiding their cancer? And why? The Iowa caucus is getting close! We look at the frontrunners (lolTrump) and a Sarah Palin endorsement. “Wait, what’s a caucus?” asks Denmark resident Selina. Listen feedback addresses uncut dicks and Natalie Cole (— sorry that these two had to share a sentence). Who’s the one person we absolutely dread dying? And what the hell will happen when Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling dies? The Guest Game: How will Selina respond to out of context, inside jokes about #Millennial? Flint, Michigan’s water situation is seriously awful. How could this happen in America? Did You Know? Wait… But Why? returns, and we all feel passionate about the issue of animal cruelty. Laura announces the #Millennial Book Club!

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Episode #2x01: But WHY? Jan 13, 2016

Season 2 of #Millennial has arrived!

The four hosts survived their New Years celebrations (thanks in part to staying home), and one of us became a mage. What’s a mage?
Speaking of partying, someone in this episode is secretly drinking. Who is it? Take a guess and we’ll share the answer on 2x02.
The new year ushers in big new changes for our Patreon. New benefits and milestones are now available for those who pledge $2/month, and we’re now working towards BIG changes for our flagship Patreon feature, After Dark. Lean more by clicking here.
The new year has also ushered in new laws across America. We discuss a few of them, including an official state pie for Illinois!
New game: Wait But Why? In the premiere installment, we discuss circumcision. WHY?!
Quickfire News touches on Al Qaeda’s Oregon affiliate, David Bowie, China’s animal-cloning factory, and (sigh) Kim Davis.
Obama got hard on gun control over our break, and we’re getting hard in return.
New game: #Millennial for America. Laura and Matt are the first contestants!

And this week, on After Dark:

Political updates: State of the Union predictions (we recorded just before the speech) and Hillary losing her lead to Bernie.
Hidden from the Headlines: Microsoft has announced it will begin warning e-mail users of suspected hacking by government agencies. But will they really?
Making a Murderer: The world’s new obsession.

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Episode #46: Bath Bomb and Chill Dec 23, 2015

It's the end of the year and the end of our first season -- so it's time to celebrate!

The hosts all have drinks to enjoy… but some couldn't resist starting to drink before we hopped onto Google Hangouts. Uh oh. Star Wars: The Force Awakens has arrived, and for the most part, we love it. Don't worry, we don't share any spoilers. What are we up to this holiday break? It's time to open our Secret Santa gifts! News: The Harry Potter stage play has cast a black Hermione, and healthcare costs are on the rise. Since we're doing the show live on Google Hangsouts, we welcome listeners to the show! Y'all are fun to talk to. We round out the show with a few games: Devil's Advocate (in which we critique #Millennial!), Google That Shit: Holiday Edition, and Who Said It? Thank you ALL for a wonderful first year! We'll be back on January 13 with our season 2 premiere!

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Episode #45: #FreeLaura Dec 15, 2015

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN DUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!!! If you knew that was the Star Wars theme song, congratulations on reaching Level 10 Master Nerd status. Seriously, we're PUMPED to be visiting a galaxy far, far away again, and the new Fantastic Beasts trailer is the cherry on our movie madness sundae. "$5 to take a shit, please." Words you could be hearing on your next flight? So says Congressman Dan Lipinski (D-IL), whose "Comfortable and Fair Flights Act of 2015" is designed purely to forbid airlines from charging for bathroom access. Woodland, North Carolina shows us why we can't have nice things when people think solar energy is a finite resource. What the what? The Paris Climate Deal is official, and it relies heavily on voluntary commitments-- is there still cause to celebrate? Hidden From the Headlines reveals prejudices against women in Israel as Jennifer Lawrence posters are torn down and vandalized. Question of the Week: Fast food. Where would you eat the rest of your life, if you were forced to choose? Favorite Song of 2015 asks us each what epitomized the year for us. Surprise, bitch! interrupts a listener in the midst of finals.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Text messaging is so ubiquitous, it has its own etiquette. And a new study says ending your text with a period makes you sound disingenuous. "What's something you do that you secretly hope others do, too?" Buckle up. It's getting gross.

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Episode #44: Notorious MG Dec 09, 2015

As the season finale gets closer and closer, we get a little nostalgic and invite ex-host Micah to join us for a very Trump-filled episode.
The holiday season is about gift-giving (and nothing else) but sometimes it's a little stressful to find the perfect item for a loved one. So, the hosts have a few suggestions to help you out this festive season.
We take a moment in the show to discuss the horrible mass shooting that happened in San Bernardino, California. The four of us are just so fed up with having to hear our politicians give their “thoughts and prayers” instead of getting off their asses and doing something!
Andrew pledges that gun control is going to be his main focus in 2016 and isn’t afraid to be a dick about it!
Jimmy Carter is cancer-free! Now, the 91-year-old former president has his whole life ahead of him.
STD! Yeah, you know me! There’s this sexy new STD that’ll surely make the ladies bleed and gents cry (down there).
Beijing has gone full “red alert” on their ongoing smog problem. Laura, tries to give us details on the matter but her usage of metric terms just confuses the boys.
It is an Associate Producer’s Choice EXTRAVAGANZA! This week we are asked for advice on the responsibility of moving to a new city with or without the promise of a job. Plus, our favorite moments of 2015!

And this week, on After Dark:

In our second 'Favorite of 2015' segment, we share our favorite uplifting news moments of the year.
Laura makes a huge confession that she's never told any of us before. Andrew is in shock and has several follow up questions.

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Episode #43: Wake Up! Dec 02, 2015

Are we still doing this? Yes? Okay.

This week's episode kicks off with a Secret Santa announcement that's going to have all four of us at the top of this year's Naughty List. Quickfire News takes us through the week's most gripping headlines 2 minutes at a time, wherein we try to wrap our heads around the cowardly Planned Parenthood shooting, Jeb Bush's dwindling credibility, and why ISIS fucks with ducks. #SueMe Andrew picks songs of dying animals screeching in foreign languages for our "No Context" game. Because biodiversity and clean air are about to become unicorns, we explain the climate change conference happening in Paris right now, and why, please God, it needs to include binding commitments. "The dress is white," they said. "Trust us," they said. In this week's Surprise, Bitch! we meet a listener in Chicago. Don't climb into Andrew's bed. Or let his dog lick your face. This show concludes with our favorite listener Confessionals, which seem to mirror our own secrets eerily well.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

A woman has her ribs removed-- on purpose-- and West Point bans pillow fights. All in a week's worth of WTF News. Laura tests a new game called "Expert Opinion," wherein Andrew is forced to describe the flesh light manufacturing process and Matt has to write a show for Netflix. Shitty kitty and wanky spanky! This new gamey shwamey exposes how the world would communicate if it were run by Dr. Seuss.

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Episode #42: Clear Air Nov 25, 2015

It’s a holiday week here in the United States, so the hosts are thinking less about ISIS and more about FUN in the 42nd edition of #Millennial.

Congratulations to our raffle winners who’ve won a free month of Patreon for supporting us on iTunes!
With Thanksgiving on the horizon we share family dinner horror stories from our listeners. We pray none of you have similar experiences this Thanksgiving.
Black Friday is also upon us: Are any of us participating in the festivities?
A bit of entertainment news: HBO is messing with us concerning the Jon Snow debate, and Mockingjay, Part 2 opened at the box office to a series low.
Games games games! In “Who Said It?” Laura asks us to guess which legendary figureheads said weird-ass things.
We play another round of Host Confessionals, in which the four of us unveil new secrets from our past (or present). Note to self: Don’t give (spoiler) any dolls this Christmas.
We address a few fun questions from our listeners, including one in which we figure out which Harry Potter character each of our hosts are most similar to.
Music Recommendations: Each of us gives you a great song to listen to while traveling for the holiday!

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Episode #41: Vas Te Faire Encule, ISIS Nov 18, 2015

To our French listeners and friends: we know you've heard so many condolences over the past week, so we hope ours don't sound rote or insincere. We hope you believe us when we tell you that our hearts bleed for you. We were nauseated by the unconscionable attacks orchestrated by those psychofuck pigs. But if there's one thing our shared history has taught us, it's that France is built of stronger stuff than anything-- anyone-- that has ever attacked it. You were the United States' first ally, before there even was a United States. We will always be yours. Vive la France. In this week's episode of #Millennial:

We take some time to deconstruct the heinous terrorist attacks in Paris last Friday. The four of us were in constant communication while the tragedy unfolded, and we share our thoughts from that night and our hopes for the coming weeks. Somewhat despicably, 28 United States governors (and counting) are now refusing to accept Syrian refugees within their states' borders, citing the fact that one of the terrorists allegedly disguised himself as one. We're all embarrassed. In an effort to lighten the mood for those who need it most, we move on with the rest of the show, disseminating some exciting and bizarre entertainment news. Speaking of Katniss: someone give that girl a(n equal) paycheck. Jennifer Lawrence recently wrote about gender inequality in Hollywood, and while no one can relate to haggling over millions of dollars, most women can relate to her message. YOU get a civil rights violation! SHE gets a civil rights violation! EVERY.ONE.GETS. A CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION. Hidden from the Headlines reveals attorney-client privilege may be a thing of the past. Associate Producer's Choice asks us about our gaming experiences: favorite consoles, favorite games, childhood nostalgia, and why Call of Duty is (sorry not sorry) overrated.

And in this installment of After Dark:

We wrap up our earlier conversation about Paris, addressing in particular the calls to support the victims of terrorism in Beirut as well. Fair point, but we have some conditions. Nick asks us how we keep our faith in humanity through these crises. And finally, Oxford English Dictionary's Word of the Year? Emoji. -_-

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Episode #40: Hotline Bling Nov 11, 2015

#Millennial turns 40 (weeks) in this mid-life crisis of an episode.

Shooting the Shit opens the show with a new raffle opportunity for anyone who wants to leave an iTunes review and win a month of free Patreon. (After you've reviewed, enter here: https://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/c46bdea41/ ) The birds and the bees are important, and not just because they serve as convenient euphemisms for sex. They also pollinate our food, which is kind of, somewhat important. But the USDA is allegedly punishing their top scientist for publishing a report on how insecticides are killing them all off. Metrojet 9268 was a confirmed case of ISIS terrorism, and CNN is a confirmed case of journalistic failure. Their fear-mongering worked on at least one of us. SeaWorld announces a change to their usual Orca whale routine, but don't worry, they aren't changing the fact they're assholes. The U.S. comprises just 5% of the world's population, but 25% of the world's prisoners. But last week, the Justice Department released 6,000 of them in an effort to acknowledge that nonviolent drug offenders shouldn't be locked away for life. Hear us all struggle to connect Justin Bieber to prison reform! It's obvious, right? Bieber should be in prison? No Context comes back with a vengeance. What's this? The Confessional is back too?! It's been a while, but we bring back the segment to advise someone not to feel shame for what happened to them as a child. Surprise, Bitch! lands us a really cool listener single-handedly battling Donald Trump in Idaho. We make her play No Context, and she nails it.

And in this week's After Dark:

We devote the whole installment to discussing various Associate Producer's Choices-- topics submitted by our $10 supporters. Thanks babes. Questions include: What are our long-term plans for the show? (Spoiler: dating service.) What's our take on the whole Starbucks cup controversy? What's our favorite thing to complain about each holiday season?

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Episode #39: Chainsaws on a Plane Nov 04, 2015

It’s an Andrew-less episode this week. Buckle up, this is gonna be a rough ride.

Our friend John Thrasher joins us - check out his podcast, Currently!

And in this week’s After Dark:

A viral video of a school resource officer beating a teenage girl apparently isn’t evidence enough for some that we have a police brutality problem. We also can’t stop talking about Paul Ryan. GTFO our show, Paul. Laura and Matt are subjected to a round of Devil’s Advocate in which we learn that property damage is to be expected from UN staff and the average Joe doesn’t really need privacy anyway. Drunk or Kid features hair cutting, snot, marshmallows, and…. a strange liquid concoction.

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Episode #38: The Cursed Bush Oct 28, 2015

Welcome back, sycophants.

Episode 38 opens with a quick recap of the presidential election, wherein we bemoan the loss of both Joe Biden's and (probably) Jeb Bush's campaigns. Murdering toddlers: not as clear-cut of an issue as you might think. News kicks off with a warning for the small percentage of the population that eats meat. Harry's back! And not just Harry, but his son, Albus Severus Sirius James Carrot McNugget Toyota Steve Potter Jr. too! Hidden from the Headlines reveals historians recently discovered the origins of the King James Bible, and with it, perhaps a bit of realism about how best to interpret the Word of God. Surprise, BITCH! welcomes Paige and her deathly fear of sidewalks. Halloween inspires us to take a look at the history of the holiday, and more importantly, our own creepy-scary stories.

And in this week's After Dark:

Andrew asks us what other babies we'd kill, because why not. Our funniest Halloween stories reveal a lot about our childhoods and our friendships Somehow this segues into reliving the embarrassing tale of how the girls met, and how they collectively cyberbullied an online robot. It gets weird.

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Episode #37: The Force Is Out Oct 21, 2015

The new Star Wars movie is on the way, and Andrew reminds us all why it's important to stick a light-saber up your butt. Also:

Congratulations on your hot new Prime Minister, Canada! Speaking of elections, we recap last week's Democratic debate and fight over who won versus who only appeared to win. Listener feedback reveals our listeners hate us. And this week's news kicks off with some gay shit. Why is everyone coming out over Facebook? Is there something about cat memes that evokes sexual empowerment in you people? Everything's bigger in Texas, including the sexism. Lawmakers in the state just banned taxpayer funding to Planned Parenthood and we… still don't get it. Surprise, bitch! is a miss then a hit that takes us right on back to Canada.

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

On the heels of all the Planned Parenthood controversies, the girls seek to dispel some common myths about the vagina and its health challenges. Buckle up. This is going places. Andrew squirms his way through a discussion about periods, but shares some critical insight about ball sacs. Have you been a good girl?

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