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Here you will find your favorite songs, both old and new, sprinkled with my twisty new lyrics. Enjoy ;D
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My Mom, Maleficent (Parody of of Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin)
Original written by: Jimmy Paige & Robert Plant
Fairy Godmother,
Happy Mother’s Day, in 2021!!! Because of our mutual love for Led Zeppelin (especially for this particular song) & for Sleeping Beauty’s ‘Maleficent’ & Angelina Jolie, I think you clearly destined the creation of this parody, Mom ;) !
With infinite, timeless, and unending
Love,
Your crazy little ‘Beastie’
Lyrics:
There’s a fairy who’s more:
She was meant to be a Fairy Godmother
And she’s fighting for this life of mine, Aurora’
Despite pin pricks from spinning wheels,”
And curses cast with consequences uknown
With a twirl, she blasts magic forth, with grace and elegance
She~she: she keeps flying through the airwaves, my Mom, Maleficent
She’s a sign to the world,
That our terrors have a cure
Twas’ her wings that Prince Phillip once kept on his wall, hanging
Could you see, what it took?
For this fairy to bring
Love outpourn so amazingly powerful, for her dear Beastie
Through pain, love always conquers
Through pain, love always conquers
She has meaning and depth
No longer broken-hearted, or lovesick
And her leadership stems from her generosity
In my heart, she’s built dreams
Songs to write, parodies to sing
And I’ll sing them to everyone with ears to hear
Through pain, love always conquers
Through pain, love always conquers
With her touch, I’m internally soothed
She calls on the wind, then flies right on through
And earth’s principalities haven’t a thing on her majesty
On this earth, we’re not here long
Childhood comes and goes, fast as fog
So these memories, when done right are respits, forever treasured
So oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
While I was wrestling with my health so, stuck on sleeping beauty mode
She kept right on fighting, never resting
Yup, there were times she could have given up, but in her soul, my Fairy Godmother is a winner
So she prayed by my bedside,
So-oh, oh oh
Her hands keep strumming, and they won’t slow
Her, I’ll never outgrow
My verses are inspired from her lessons
This sweey fairy puts my fears in chokeholds
She can’t help but sparkle
Mom who lives an interesting double life as a dental hygienist
Alas I’m coming to a close:
I’ll thank my Mom, for all her soul
The kind of creature who can’t help but glow~
She’s saved my life, and helped me grow
Fought my fights, won my battles
Within, she’s a glisten of love and comfort
And without her, I would feel so lost~
This queen’s vanquished all inside my heart
When she is near, my weather’s warm~
When she’s my rock, I musically roll
And she’s flying through the airwaves, my Mom, Maleficent
End
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
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Patrick Jane vs. Red John - a song for Simon Baker’s hit show ‘The Mentalist’ - (Parody of shots in the dark by iann dior & Trippie Redd)
*Original written by: Omer Fedi, Mike Dean, & Keegan Christopher Bach
-Sending some outrageously loud & earth-shaking shout out’s to the following people:
^To my Dad -Rob- and my Mother-in-law -Connie- for initialy inspiring, subsequently deepening, and finally maintaining my love for the groundbreaking TV show ‘The Mentalist’💝💙❤️💜♥️💚💞💘💕❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
^ To Simon Baker and the entire cast & crew (ex: creators, writers, directors, producers, actors, stylists, makeup artists, sound & set crews, etc.) of the beloved TV show ‘The Mentalist’:
It is profoundly beautiful to watch Simon Baker breathe life into the charmingly perceptive and classic character known as Patrick Jane, and, during every episode, I relish in watching Jane’s constant pursuit of the merciless killer ‘Red John,’ all while he simultaneously puts murderers behind bars and develops creatively sublime relationships with his coworkers at the CBI💝💜💙❤️💙💜💜💗💗💚💘💖💖💕💞💘❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
&
^To Omer Fedi, Mike Dean, Keegan Christopher Bach, iann dior & Trippie Redd for the original song entitled ‘shots in the dark’. In addition to being the perfect rocket-fuel for this parody honoring The Mentalist, iann dior & Trippie Redd’s latest chart-topping hit song ‘shots in the dark’ has easily become my favorite new effortlessly smooth, dance like no one is watching, delightfully addictive earworm of 2021 💝💙💙❤️❤️🧡💕💘💘💚💗💗💜❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
Lyrics:
Jane’s once again stolen my heart
Rigsby and Van Pelt meant to be from the start
Never gonna give up on Red John
He’s my mentalist
Lives for trouble, record-holding at illiciting murder confessions
Bested psychics cause he’s gifted
at understanding evil
Jane’s once again stolen my heart
Rigsby and Van Pelt meant to be from the start
Never gonna give up on Red John
He’s my mentalist
Lives for trouble, record-holding at illiciting murder confessions
Bested psychics cause he’s gifted
at understanding evil
He reads my mind, as sweet as honey,
He’s got his own glow
He understands what motivates murderers,
What makes them tick
He plays on other people’s fears
Of magic, and of psychics, and of mind reading
While he’s calmly drinking tea, he truly gets to work
Cho’s a coworker and friend
In between cases, Jane’s couch sleeping
He manipulates my common sense
Family murdered, so he became a police volunteer
Giving a voice to the dead
By playing mental tricks on the living
I’ve got mad adoration for each of his episodes
Careful with his words,
Always keeps me guessing
Watch him turn up the charm,
Never done ;)
Jane’s once again stolen my heart
Rigsby and Van Pelt meant to be from the start
Never gonna give up on Red John
He’s my mentalist
Lives for trouble, record-holding at illiciting murder confessions
Bested psychics cause he’s gifted
at understanding evil
Jane’s once again stolen my heart
Rigsby and Van Pelt meant to be from the start
Never gonna give up on Red John
He’s my mentalist
Lives for trouble, record-holding at illiciting murder confessions
Bested psychics cause he’s gifted
at understanding evil
I think it’s cute how he doesn’t believe in having paranormal insights
Because he’s got them in spades
His curly locks of blonde hair
With blue eyes and oxfords, yeah
Plus black pin-striped suits
He uses that pearly white smile to get away with murder socially
Making his outrageous claims
So he can keep unearthing crimes like stolen art
Sees the killer in the first 5 minutes of each sode
But guides the detectives, like a star,
Helps them come to the right conclusions
Careful with his words,
Always keeps me guessing
Watch him turn up the charm,
Never done ;)
Jane’s once again stolen my heart
Rigsby and Van Pelt meant to be from the start
Never gonna give up on Red John
He’s my mentalist
Lives for trouble, record-holding at illiciting murder confessions
Bested psychics cause he’s gifted
at understanding evil
Jane’s once again stolen my heart
Rigsby and Van Pelt meant to be from the start
Never gonna give up on Red John
He’s my mentalist
Lives for trouble, record-holding at illiciting murder confessions
Bested psychics at understanding evil
End
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
&
-Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook
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Hero (Parody of Diva by The Kid LAROI, featuring Lil Tecca)
*Original written by: Charlton Howard, Dez Wright, & Tyler-Justin Sharpe
**Sending out a special delivery, full of thank you’s and shout out’s, to everyone listed below:
-to Sir Daniel Fortesque, the one and only true hero of Gallowmere
-to The Kid LAROI & Lil Tecca, for inventing the original song
-to the SCE Cambridge Studio & to Sony Computer Entertainment, for creating the game MediEvil; their game both lovingly and magically filled countless hours of my childhood with joyous playtime with my beloved gaming console of choice, the Sony PlayStation
&
-to my awesome brother, Daniel Martinek, for buying me a perfect Sir Fortesque figurine, and for custom designing, sculpting, painting, and gifting me a wickedly talented sculpture of Sir Daniel Fortesque and of Jack of The Green- all perfectly placed in the treasured MediEvil level entitled The Asylum Grounds!!!
-Hero Lyrics-
Fortesque’s my hero
Never a zero
Back from the dead fighting,
Because of Zarok, destroying evil
Skeleton with armor
Chalice complete, to the next level
Jump, duck, dash, so
At home with MediEvil
He throws, chicken drumsticks at his haters
He grows, after rescuing fairies and amber
He owes, gold coins for enchantments to his broadsword
Cause Daniel, he’s known
For decimating MediEvil
Daniel:
Fighting scarecrows
Not on any payroll
Shooting flaming arrows
Cutting zombies to size though
Solving Jack of the Green’s riddles
Not missing his missing jawbone
Slaying regardless of missing an eyeball
Hard to keep many friends close
When you get raised from the dead
Loving the way your health sparkles
Green, from the ground, heaven-sent
Back from the dead; he’s on a mission
No need to fly, he’s all over the map
Some think he’s a weakling,
In the Hall of Heros
Fire to get the witch’s talisman
Danny, he’s a hero
Glorious hero
Just needs a solidified statue
To be a Hall of Heros hero
Better than watching a movie,
Cause MediEvil’s all about the adventure
Thanks to my bro’s art,
Own a Sir Daniel Fortesque sculpture
Fortesque’s my hero
Never a zero
Back from the dead fighting,
Because of Zarok, destroying evil
Skeleton with armor
Chalice complete, to the next level
Jump, duck, dash, so
At home with MediEvil
He throws, chicken drumsticks at his haters
He grows, after rescuing fairies and amber
He owes, gold coins for enchantments to his broadsword
Cause Daniel, he’s known
For decimating MediEvil
To fight Zarok, bring on your lightning
Plus there’s pumpkin madness,
Use a cog, like magic, in the grainery
Going back and forth, through mazes, like I’m crazy
He’s remained, and created a legacy
Turn on my PlayStation, ready and waiting
On pirate ships, plus thwarting stained glass
To that torturous tower of villains obliviates me
Bronze shield, bronze shield
That is what he’s sporting
‘98 I remember still for
The year in which he was resurrected
Forever keep his image in my shadow box, because he’s haunted
Inherent treasure, yup, that’s Dan
The force’s always been with him
Fortesque’s my hero
Never a zero
Back from the dead fighting,
Because of Zarok, destroying evil
Skeleton with armor
Chalice complete, to the next level
Jump, duck, dash, so
At home with MediEvil
-End-
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
&
-Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook
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God Will Light Your Spark (Parody of Can You Feel My Heart ((Remix)) by Bring Me The Horizon & Jeris Johnson)
Original written by Alex Sacco, Jeris Johnson, Jordan Fish, Lee Malia, & Oliver Sykes
Lyrics:
You can feel His presence
He’s the light in the dark
Kind and lovingly open
God will light your spark
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
Jesus Jesus
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
Jesus Jesus
God’s been counting, keeping track, taking detailed notes
Of every hair on your body that has ever grown
Praising on, cause the least He offers
Is greater than I’ve ever known
He embodies kindness
Cause He’s flawless
Sweating blood during Gethsemane
Even known to walk on water
Changing elements, making festive Cana wedding water
Gathering disciples, the original followers
From carpentry, learned manual labor
Touch the piercings in His arms
He can pull you out of life’s pits
After three days, He walked out of death’s dirtiest ditch
You can feel His presence
He’s the light in the dark
Kind and lovingly open
God will change your heart
I can assure you that He’s felt it
Every ounce of pain that’s caused alarm
So I’m screaming that God light your spark
So keep holding strong
And Hanging on
To His arms
He can light your spark
He gives homes to the homeless
Praying to Him keeps transforming me
He can mend the wounded, so
they won’t break so easily
A Holy Father
Holy Spirit comforts
His Son deliveres
Us from death’s capture
You can feel His presence
He’s the light in the dark
Kind and lovingly open
God will light your spark
I can assure you that He’s felt it
Every ounce of pain that’s caused alarm
So I’m screaming that God will light your spark
You can feel His presence
He’s the light in the dark
Kind and lovingly open
God will change your heart
I can assure you that He’s felt it
Every ounce of pain that’s caused alarm
So I’m screaming that God will light your spark
Keep holding strong
Hanging on
In His arms
He can light your spark
With Him, you are never alone
You’ve never felt so close
To divinity in the trinity
Loves us all, big and small
The farther you reach
The grander He thinks
You can’t trick His angels,
Holy is what they call Him
With Him, you are never alone
You’ve never felt so close
To divinity in the trinity
He loves us all, big and small
The farther you reach
The grander He works
You can’t trick His angels,
Holy is what they call Him
God will change your heart
You will feel His presence
He’s the light in the dark
Kind and lovingly open
God will light your spark
I can assure you that He’s felt it
Every ounce of pain that’s caused alarm
So I’m screaming that God will change your heart
So keep holding strong
Hanging on
To His arms
God will light,
God will light your spark
End
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
&
-Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook
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- Crash & Coco Bandicoot - (Parody of Maps by Maroon 5)
💝 Original by: Adam Levine, Ammar Malik, Benjamin Levin, Noel Zancanella, & Ryan Tedder
*Interested in reading some heartfelt Kudos, sent out to a few of my personal heros? If so, please reference the list below!
Otherwise, sit back, relax, and enjoy listening to ‘Crash & Coco Bandicoot’ (AKA, my version of the song ‘Maps,’ by the out of this world talented musical group know as Maroon 5) ❣️
With all of my heart 💖, sending Kudos:
- to Crash & Coco Bandicoot, for preparing me for all of the different sorts of obstacles in life, especially for the jumps
-to my beautiful & loving Mom, who first and repeatedly introduced me to Crash & Coco Bandicoot, oftentimes making my wildest childhood Christmas dreams come true with the newest installments of these games
-to my hilarious and thoughtful brother Daniel, for spending countless hours playing these games with me when we were kiddos, and for buying me the perfect Crash & Coco figurines with their accompanying equipment (to view these, please reference the photographed cover art used in this parody)
- to my brilliant and kindhearted husband Adam, for making sure that Crash & Coco remained a treasured part of my history & my future, my past & my present, by keeping me up to date in the series
-to Naughty Dog Productions & to everyone else involved in creating, drawing, molding, sculpting, writing and marketing the entire Crash Bandicoot game franchise
-to PlayStation, for eternally being my personal gaming console of choice for playing all of my favorite video games, especially of the Crash Bandicoot variety
- to Maroon 5, for their fantastic music; I hope that this parody honors their incredible musical legacy
- to the following people who are beautifully responsible for creating the song ‘Maps’: Adam Levine, Ammar Malik, Benjamin Levin, Noel Zancanella, & Ryan Tedder
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-Crash & Coco Bandicoot Lyrics-
Adore the taste of your Wumpa fruit
Love your Aku Aku’s protection
Cause Crash and Coco changed my life
Fell head over heals for PlayStation
My weakest area’s time trials
Each map you give me filled with adventurous plays
5 levels down, on to the next world
N-Trance, N. Tropy, N. Gin: it’s great
Thanks to Naughty Dog,
I have learned to fight
Thanks to Naughty Dog
Wumpa fruit equals life
Papu to Ripper Roo
Red, yellow, green, blue, purple gems lead to paths, so sweet
Hitting numbered boxes to freeze time in the time trials
Sapphire relics, purple crystals glistening
Avoiding nitrogen,
Tranform me into a Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Like Crash & Coco Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Nitrogen avoiding, avoiding
Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Like Crash & Coco Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Nitrogen avoiding, avoiding
Beating Dingodile & Nitros Oxide
Got a keen sense for exploration
From the Komodo Brothers to N. Tropy
N. Cortex infects my mind; it’s true
N. Cortex infects my mind; it’s true
I was playing you, just to stay alive
Now I’m playing you, cause you make me smile
Papu to Ripper Roo
Red, yellow, green, purple gems lead to new paths, so sweet
Hitting numbered boxes to freeze time in the time trials
Sapphire relics, purple crystals glistening
Avoiding nitrogen,
Tranform me into a Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Like Crash & Coco Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Nitrogen avoiding, avoiding
Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Like Crash & Coco Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
So-oh-oh
So-oh-oh
Let it be said-said:
Thank you for playing, Bro
Dan, you changed my life
Thank you for playing Adam,
Crash Bandicoot quality time
Thank you for starting us out, Mom
Buying us games, cause Crash is how we spend time
Thank you to Naughty Dog,
Making Crash one of my favorite games for life
Papu to Ripper Roo
Red, yellow, green, blue, purple gems lead to paths, so sweet
Hitting numbered boxes to freeze time in the time trials
Sapphire relics, purple crystals glistening
Avoiding nitrogen,
Tranform me into a Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Like Crash & Coco Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Nitrogen avoiding, avoiding
Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Like Crash & Coco Bandicoot
Into a Bandicoot
Nitrogen avoiding, avoiding
-End-
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
&
-Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook
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Jesus Glows (Parody of There She Go by Justin Bieber featuring Lil Uzi Vert)
Original written by Justin Bieber, Rodney ‘’Darkchild’’ Jerkins, Antonio Kearney, Marvin Tony Hemmings, Gregory ‘’Aldae’’ Hein, Tayla Parx, Kameron Glasper, Tyshane Thompson, Jordan Douglas, Symere Woods, & Josh Gudwin
*Thank you to JB and Lil Uzi Vert for thd original to this parody; ‘There She Go’ definitely rocks 💝❤️💜💘💗♥️💕💞🧡♥️💝❤️💘💘♥️💞💕❤️💝💓💗💕🧡💙❤️💗❤️💝❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
Lyrics:
Heart is churning, like a cauldron, it’s His
Souls changing, got endorphins flowing
Life was never fair, so He sacrificed Himself
Thank God, God, God: Jesus glows
That’s my savior; miracle creator
Jesus glows
Disease healing, with His spit and His hands, Jesus glows
Makes you question. Makes you understand;
That here, here, here-
Jesus glows!
In timeless speech,
He’ll be remembered for all of eternity
Not a Pharisee.
He didn’t go along with all of the latest trends,
He was alien to this world
But He loved all of the creatures in it
He was so bold
Even known for rolling the stone away
Made His supernatural essence our new standard for perfect
Among his fans, he multiplied the loaves and fishes to feed the thousands
Carpenter in disguise, but He eventually still got noticed
So glor, glor, glorious
Heart is churning, like a cauldron, it’s His
Soul is changing, got endorphins flowing
Life was never fair, so He sacrificed Himself
Thank God, God, God: Jesus glows
That’s my savior; miracle creator
Jesus glows
Disease healing, with His spit and His hands, Jesus glows
Makes you question. Makes you understand;
That here, here, here-
Jesus glows!
He adored Mary, whose blood gave Him His human connection
He didn’t worship idols, made of silver and gold, cause of His Holy Spirit
He shared it with us, despite His crucifixion,
Because He’s risen
After three days had past;
He didn’t write it down.
But His followers took notes.
Around His twelve favorite guys, He washed their feet;
It showed servanthood
He was never ashamed, until the cross,
He felt all of our sin; it’s true.
He stole our pain and gave us His name,
To make us without blame
He made His supernatural essence our new standard for perfect
Among his fans, he multiplied the loaves and fishes to feed the thousands
A carpenter in disguise, but He eventually still got noticed
So glor, glor, glorious
Jesus glows
That’s my savior; miracle creator
Jesus glows
Disease healing, with His spit and His hands, Jesus glows
Makes you question. Makes you understand;
That here, here, here-
Jesus glows!
That’s my savior; miracle creator
Jesus glows
Disease healing, with just His spit and His hands, Jesus glows
Makes you question. Makes you understand;
That here, here, here-
Jesus glows!
In Bethlehem, a star announced His birth with its arrival
Three wise men traveled from near and far to bring Him gifts as a child
With healings so significanct, He’s become world reknown
Got symptomatic sadness?
Drink from His Holy well
He will be, be there for us when we feel down
Saving every person who willingly comes to Him, seeking His crown
He’s always been skybound
His love deeply abounds
Shining so, so bright
His music makes the rocks cry out
His light brilliantly sparkles
He separated the light from the dark;
I don’t know how
If you have the faith of a mustard seed, God can work through you,
Just watch how
He keeps moving mountains,
And it makes me want to praise out
He cast out demons who were so, so cruel,
He made them cry out!
Cause Jesus glows
That’s my savior; miracle creator
Jesus glows
Disease healing, with His spit and His hands, Jesus glows
Makes you question. Makes you understand;
That here, here, here-
Jesus glows!
That’s my savior; miracle creator
Jesus glows
Disease healing, with His spit and His hands, Jesus glows
Makes you question, makes you understand;
Jesus glows
That here, here, here-
Jesus glows!
End
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
&
-Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook
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Villains ;) (Parody of Darling by D-Block Europe)
Original written by: Dirtbike LB & Young Adz
Finally, a song just for villains❣️❣️❣️❣️
***correction: Please forgive me; I forgot to mention Delilah in the line about Samson :( :( :(
Lyrics:
Who doesn’t appreciate a great villian?
Can’t you see?
Tw, tw, Twisty
We can’t live without them though
Cause they motivate us too
Cruella de Vil in 101 Dalmations
In The Wizard of Oz, it’s The Wicked Witch of The West
The Borg in Starfleet, that’s Star Trek
The Dark Side in Star Wars
Jedi’s versus Sith’s
Hades’ Pain & Panic keep Hercules haunting
The Warden in The Shawshank Redemption
Magneto to the X-Men
I can’t stop villian noticing
Dr. Evil To Austin Powers
Dr. No to 007
Terminators keep terminating
Batman’s Joker got his spotlight, in a spin off, it fits
Charles Bronson in Death Wish
Keeps Crackdown ensuing
Not to mention Jafar against Aladdin & Jasmine
Ursula, to Ariel & Eric, with Flotsam and Jetsam
Cruella de Vil in 101 Dalmations
In The Wizard of Oz, it’s The Wicked Witch of The West
The Borg in Starfleet, that’s Star Trek
The Dark Side in Star Wars
Jedi’s versus Sith’s
From Twilight’s Volturti,
To The Highwayman’s men in Coats of Red,
Beauty & The Beast’s Gaston
Shelock Holmes versus Professor Moriarty, know
Kurt Vonnegut designed Ice-nine for the book Cat’s Cradle
Spider-Man to the Green Goblin, go
You can’t have a proper hero without a clever villain
The Avengers fighting Thanos, they keep stone protecting
In a small house in Texas, avoid tv reporters and politicians
David and Goliath
Plus Jezebel, Delilah, & Samson
Cruella de Vil in 101 Dalmations
In The Wizard of Oz, it’s The Wicked Witch of The West
The Borg in Starfleet, that’s Star Trek
The Dark Side in Star Wars
Jedi’s versus Sith’s
In the world of magic, Voldemort’s name should not be uttered,
Just in case you didn’t catch that,
I’m obsessed with Harry Potter
The way I see it, good and evil keep right on fighting
In The Hunger Games, fear certain districts
And in Divergent, being different is scary
Cruella de Vil in 101 Dalmations
In The Wizard of Oz, it’s The Wicked Witch of The West
The Borg in Starfleet, that’s Star Trek
The Dark Side in Star Wars
Jedi’s versus Sith’s
End
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
&
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*Sweet: ABC’s & 1,2,3’s* (Parody of UFO by D-Block Europe & Aitch)
Original written by: Young Adz, Dirtbike LB, & Aitch
Dedicated to: Miles & Oliver
Lyrics:
Sweet, Sweet, Sweet
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet
Say,
Can’t you see today’s children make up the next generation?
Don’t you want to invest in a future better than life right now?
Escape from my clutches,
Out of that shark cage,
Then play hide & seek in the Tulsa Zoo’s caves...
What then?
Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to the bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watching you grow up,
Memorizing 123’S & ABC’S
Go to the Aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream
You got me tapping into Mary Poppins, Minnie Mouse, & Moana
Channeling Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella
Adventurous pair, you two remind me of Simba & Nala
You fell for Charlotte, making her web, no surprise there
You can be clever, like Aladdin
Lightning fast like McQueen
Favorite food, Maca ‘orange’ cheese
Like Sonic and Tails, I SEZ you’re both learning
Wash your hands before you start eating
Learn the difference between a letter & a number, not so easy
Pampers graduates, masters in potty training
Learning manners: thank you and yes please, yeah: it’s so cool
Yea, you make me hop from rock to rock, like Pocahontas
Always ask ‘may I have?’
For permission, for a cookie
& If you meet a real life monster, Don’t fight em,
First, try sharing your toys with em’
Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watching you grow up, memorizing 123’s & ABC’s
Go to the aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream
Don’t need a big city
To look up & dream of outer space
My phone screen is cracked
From playing too hard with it,
You learned that glass breaks
Growing up so quickly, you’re learning from all your mistakes
When you fall and get boo boo’s, you give me heartache
Grew out of your crib, got newfound mobility
Making stacks of LEGO’s into towers,
They’re falling down into heaps
Paw Patrol and Boss Baby, playing on your TV
Feeding the ducks at Hunter Park,
Teaching you charity
Become a McDonald’s Menunaire, when you’re hungry
To heal your pains, you’re squeezing hugs from your sweet Bunny
From Coffin Dance to Baby Shark, internet savvy
On my phone, you’re typing into Youtube for videos that are funny
Ducking under tables, keep me active, always running
Consuming Cheetos, fruit, and Sunny D, make you picnic happy
You’re noticing leaves changing colors, trees getting sappy
Counting from one, up to a hundred, and infinity
It’s fantastic
Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to the bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watchin you grow up, memorizing 123’s & ABC’s
Go to the Aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream
Extra elements in Pokémon, make no mistake
Gotta remember water, psychic and electricity
Although I love it when you’re sassy,
You make me so proud when you act classy
Influencing my whole life, day after day
Visiting Seamore, the sea turtle,
Splashing in his tank
Boys, you always keep me guessing
At what your imagination creates
Putting together toy car garages, Reading instructions for assembly
Thinking up new rhymes and songs
For your Voice Memos, it’s great
You’re fun, full of life
Keep making my Fitbit steps multiply
With you, it’s lion, tiger, and sea turtle time
Learning to share, and say ‘I love you’
You’re growing up to be oh so kind
Future painters or doctors, I’ll love you either way
Tarantulas to bee hive queens
Nature reserves, nature reserves
Rhema lights, then Costco for ice cream
Climbing all over the Gathering Place
Watchin you grow up, memorizing 123’s & ABC’s
Go to the Aquarium, the planetarium
Then grab your sweet teeth for Braum’s ice cream
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet
End
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
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Return of the Obra Dinn (Parody of All That We Could Have Been by Alex Sampson)
Original written by: Karsten Schack, Romeo, & Sean Hurley
***Thank you, Adam Smith, for introducing me to Lucas Pope’s beautifully written, classic game Return of the Obra Dinn!!!
Lyrics:
You sailed me to the deep,
My feet so far from shore
Handed me a skull compass,
So I could see much more
My part was written right
To investigate crime scenes
Your mysteries untangled,
Feels satisfying like Papers, Please
I won’t catch shell lust
Will pay attention to shoes and socks
Avoiding falling cargo,
Illness, Murder
Unholy Creatures,
Falling overboard
Getting Crushed, Speared, Shot, Drowned, decapitated, or electrocuted
Avoiding falling cargo
Mutiny on board
Mermaids, a kraken
Giant spiders, and more
Note that accents are clues
To understanding the Obra Dinn
In the Return of the Obra Dinn
Set sail, sail, sail
Set sail for the Obra Dinn
I feel bad for the monkey,
But that bargain scene is key
Keep asking: English? Irish? Scottish? Formosan? or Chinese?
A Swede? A Dane? American?
Welsh or Russian?
You keep, you’re keeping score
Because when I guess three right,
You illustrate it in that book once more
I won’t catch shell lust
Will pay attention to shoes and socks
Avoiding falling cargo,
Illness, Murder
Unholy Creatures,
Falling overboard
Getting Crushed, Speared, Shot, Drowned, decapitated, electrocuted
Avoiding falling cargo
Mutiny on board
Mermaids, a kraken
Giant spiders, and more
Note that accents are clues
To understanding the Obra Dinn
In the Return of the Obra Dinn
Is he a victim of this vessel’s doom?
To the orchestral music’s glow,
Is she still alive?
Investigating, at sea, tide crimes
Is he a first mate, steward, purser, surgeon, carpenter, artist, or captain in a dead memory’s time?
Avoiding falling cargo,
Illness, Murder
Unholy Creatures,
Falling overboard
Getting Crushed, Speared, Shot, Drowned, decapitated, electrocuted
Avoiding falling cargo
Mutiny on board
Mermaids, a kracken
Giant spiders, and more
Note that accents are clues
To understanding the Obra Dinn
In the Return of the Obra Dinn
Set sail, sail, sail
Set sail for the Obra Dinn
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
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Fragrantly
(Parody of Martin & Gina by Polo G)
Original written by: Hagan Lange, Kyre Trask, Tahj Vaughn, & Taurus Bartlett
A song for beauty products everywhere 😉
Lyrics:
Smell fragrantly:
So many scents, sweet and musky, exciting your nostrils
Coming from Dolce and Gabbana,
Always colored Light Blue
Wearing lip gloss from MAC makeup,
Sporting the shade FULL FOR YOU
Loving this delicious haze:
Hair spray KERATIN SMOOTH
With SJP, it’s LOVELY
LOVE & LUCK from Ed Hardy too
Moisturizer by AVEDA
Powder my nose, old school
Deodorizing 48 HR INVISIBLE SOLID,
Secret’s Rose is my boo
Never deceiving, depending on TurQuatic for my favorite perfume
Everything from rollerballs to glass bottles, beautiful green and blue
Glady spritzing and dreaming of
Happy Summer, Happy Heart, Happy
Cause when the thrill of summer rolls up,
Relying on Clinique
The Cherry Blossom from BATH & BODY WORKS is Japanese
For strength cure hair conditioner,
Think Pureology
Painting on my nails,
PERU-B-RUBY on to PAZ-ITIVELY HOT
PERU-B-RUBY on to PAZ-ITIVELY HOT
Black polish, it’s LIQUID LEATHER
Silver, it’s DIAMOND IN THE RAW
Sparkling silver, go to DIAMOND IN THE RAW
Colors splashin’, LET’S TALK royal purple, on down to AUSTIN-TATIOUS
Right on down to AUSTIN-TATIOUS
With SINFUL SHINE, it glosses
REBEL ROSE, POISON APPLE, KURTAIN KALL
REBEL ROSE, POISON APPLE, KURTAIN KALL
From floor to ceiling, these products bring out the best in me
How does one choose from so many products, all so fragrantly?
Whipping up homemade spa days with sincerity
Groovin out to iTunes, on my IPhone, this song by Polo G
Rewriting these lyrics with fragrances,
I call this art a parody
Colossal mascara by Maybelline
Tea Tree, a hydrator
For lip gloss that’s delicious,
Seek out Mango Tango by Liplicious
A unisex scent, Calvin Klein designed ONE for everyone,
NW25’s my shade of fountain,
Three wise men gave Jesus his first birthday present, Frankincense
I’ll love on VERA WANG,
Cause I’m enamored with her Princess
For SOMA’s perfume sticks, bewitched with Jasmine
CHANEL number 5 for Connie and Steve,
Plus Love Spell by VICTORIA’S SECRET
Painting on my nails,
PERU-B-RUBY on to PAZ-ITIVELY HOT
PERU-B-RUBY on to PAZ-ITIVELY HOT
Black polish, it’s LIQUID LEATHER
Silver, it’s DIAMOND IN THE RAW
Sparkling silver, go to DIAMOND IN THE RAW
Colors splashing, LET’S TALK royal purple, on down to AUSTIN-TATIOUS
Right down on to AUSTIN-TATIOUS
With SINFUL SHINE, it glosses
REBEL ROSE, POISON APPLE, KURTAIN KALL
REBEL ROSE, POISON APPLE, KURTAIN KALL
End
Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube
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