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Law & Order BMLTL Blunt Mommy's Left Titty & Liver Feb 26, 2019

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Episode 43 Law & Order BMLTL Blunt Mommy’s Left Titty & Liver Blunt Mommy the delicate little flower non-alcoholic who drinks a lot and has no soul is back!!! Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links, stinks, pinks & kinks. Thank ya Fuck ya for listening. How many Man Brain Extended Universe podcasters are in your spank bank? How many times do we mention Doug from Who’s Right Podcast in this episode? Why are we riding his dick so hard? We try to get to the bottom of who is responsible for the Blunt Mommy parody Twitter accounts: Blunt Mommy’s Left Tit & her Liver. The suspects are the super humble Jason, Jodie B, Tractor Larry, Doug, & Big Dick Ben. We interrogate three of the suspects and someone gets the old phone book massage. Feel free to troll these accounts and try and flush out their true identity: http://www.twitter.com/bluntliver http://www.twitter.com/blunttitty We all get a little tingle in our balls about some of the wonderful people from Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Wyoming, South Carolina & the even more redneck Queensland Australia. We take a Debbie Does Dallas Detour. Send in your audition tapes for our planned reimagining of the classic pornographic film about cheerleader whoring with big bushes. We discuss the comedy roast of Jason Alme and the massive fallout including cool group mutinies and epic battles between some of the greatest keyboard warriors of all time. Blunt Mommy fervently denies ever doing Meth despite all the accusations. What do frog farts taste like? Link to uncut version of Roast on Youtube: https://youtu.be/9CS4u8e-o7A Edited version will be released on Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast. We roast Adam Simmons because he said ‘sepia’ and ‘taupe’ in his recent comedy roast set. An over-reaction to be sure and he promised to help get a new version of the Man Brain theme tune recorded. Thanks Adam; you’re the best! We ban Hunter from The Plunge podcast from our show permanently and tell Riley from The Plunge to dump all his co-hosts and find some comedy equals. We announce Blunt Mommy’s Titty Talk, a new series on her channel, where Blunt will wear promotional stickers as nipple pasties, and we’ll talk titties. If you’d like to be a guest on the show, contact Blunt Mommy on her Twitter or email bluntmommypodcast@yahoo.com Send in your Ass sucking giving and/or receiving audio clips to realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com As always send your dick pics to http://www.twitter.com/blunt_mommy Thanks to Zero Fucks Given podcast for having me on their show. Go check out Heather, Teri and Daisy having some of the most frank sexual discussions we’ve ever heard. Mentions: Block em Todd from Chewed Gum Podcast, Big Dick Ben from Small Town Mentality Podcast, Amanda the belt sander from Blunt Mommy Podcast, Butt Plug Doug & Unfuckable Anthony from Who’s Right Podcast, Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Internet Radio Program, Jodie B the Humble C from Po Boys Podcast, Fucking on his Tractor Larry from Bearded Dad Podcast, Jason Alme why not take All of Me from Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Debbie Does Dallas, Undoubtebly Adam from Simmons & Moore Podcast, Riley the GOAT & Hunter the banned from The Plunge Podcast, Dandy Warhols suck, Bono from U2 who is still cool, Secret Project to be announced soon, Australian comedian Rodney Rude, Dirty Hank’s Monoball Podcast, Zero Fuck’s Given Podcast, Inner Circle Podcast Network, Inner City Poor Kids Network, Innie Cunt Juice Network, PJ from Bicker Bots podcast, Menmoirs Just the Tips Podcast, NSFW Podcast Network, Drama City Productions, The Hood Diner Project Podcast, Titty Tractors, Whistling Butt Plugs, Lydia’s feet, Drunk Irene’s dirty mouth, Hank’s penis thumb, Pandy’s asshole & Big Blue. As they say in Georgia: Gotta keep your fingers wet in multiple peach pie cobblers.

Metaphysical Meltdown Cheese Feb 22, 2019

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B021: People say the weirdest shit on Youtube. Some might say that our obsession with Metaphysical Mike is bordering on pathological stalking. I say that he has inspired us to create great art, while you, person reading this, have done nothing. Seriously, what the fuck have you done with your life that is so special? You're a true nobody if you've got to shit on Metaphysical Mike to feel better about yourself. Which brings me to my point: what do you do when people say mean things to you? When they infer that maybe your whole worldview is delusional? Do you check in with reality, or go ever further down the rabbit hole?

Disabled Wife Blues Feb 17, 2019

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B047 Disabled Wife Blues Rap: I got the blues so bad, aah the disabled wife blues. Dave's Birthday present rap to Lydia delivered 6 months late. Dedicated to the Heavyweight Chumps podcast, my wife's number 1 fans.

Women belong in the Special Olympics Feb 11, 2019

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Warning: Listeners may be offended by almost every word of this episode. Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links & kinks. 042 End Gender Segregation in Sport: According to Man Brain Team Member Brett aka Skullfucker: "Being a woman is a disability! Get them out of the Olympic Games unless they can compete with the men! That is real equal opportunity! Women can go to the Para-olympics or the Special Olympics or the Pink Pussy Slut Hat Olympics or any of the ‘exclude the best and give everyone else a medal’ cripple circle jerks. If that offends you sweetheart, then it’s time to deprogram your delusional gender equality brainwashing. If you don’t know what that means, don’t worry your pretty little head about it with those sweet plump DSLs. Start by jumping on my wheelchair, getting dem titties out, and sucking my cock while you hum along to the Man Brain theme tune! Yeah, I’m suffering from toxic masculinity so you’re going to have to suck out the poison. RAAAHH!" Mentions: #ladypoopsquad, Who's Right Podcast, My Worst Holiday Podcast, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Best Forever Podcast, Hank's Dirty Monoball Podcast, Blunt Mommy Podcast, Conversations with Paycheck and Red (promo)

Take That Up The Asshole With The Witches Of Dick Pic Feb 04, 2019

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037: Calling all Take That fans! Listen up to Irene, Pandy & Muffy talk about Pandy's favourite band of all time! Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all links If you don't know who the old UK boy band Take That are, then maybe go listen to something else. You'll know within first 20 seconds if this episode is for you; if you need Gary, Robbie, Howard, Duck, Dodger, & Stadium in your life. Come back next week for massive Skullfucker rant about womens! Pandy is pretty annoying but Irene has possibly the hottest voice ever on Man Brain podcast. Irene isn't fan of Take That either; but she is part of Lady Brain takeover of this show; alongside Lydia & Blunt Mommy; The Witches of Dick Pic. At least that's the story according to Dave. Synopsis: Why the fuck did Dave decide to do an almost half hour introduction to this episode? Dude is getting too big for his britches & needs to be taken down a few notches and put in his place. This isn't Dave's podcast any more and this is for the best. Dave claims he was blackmailed? Sure Dave. Then he slams Lydia's friend Crackers; why? Dave slams Crackers for living in fantasy land, but listen to him plunge into his grand delusions. OMFG Dave. But yes, we're playing along with Dave's fantasies as well and it has been nothing but funtimes so far. Dave slams former co-host Hank and his new show. Dave discusses 'build the wall' type motivational goals as superior to purely striving for happiness. Dave to not steal Hank's ball thunder. Dave recommends abandoning episode & going elsewhere. Dave fails at doing Ice T. Dave pleads for attention. Dave gets shitty that he only has 15 Patreon subscribers then begs for more. Dave calls Irene a sexy conniving witch. RIP Muffy. Where is Nigel Groper? Patriarchy 2 fuck you we're gonna get you is ever evolving. Hank won't disappear. Contact us if you want more Pandy's favourite gay things episodes, Dave 4.0 is coming never. Muffy gets shits with Pandy straight out of gate. Muffy dick princess. Muffy snidey little cunt. Pandy splooges over Take That. Pandy cock boy. Muffy gets anal fissures. Irene heavy breathing into mic is super hot. Irene & Pandy & Hank go see Take That in concert. Hank's titty cake motorboating. Why is Irene friends with Hank? Gay laws in Queensland Australia. Has Irene really never seduced anyone over the phone? We smell BS! Toothy vaginas. Hank cracks on to middle-aged Take That fans. Hank is Pandy's fuck brother. Pandy prostate massaging. gay pegging. Muffy's & Irene's critique of Pandy's script. Pink SpunkLube for gay sex. Cooking steak with natural lube. Robbie & Gary fought before Robbie left Take That. Did they fuck as well? Which Take That member have you cranked it to? Old man boy bands. Muffy tries to inject some fucking & fighting. Pandy reads from Wikipedia the lazy faje. Take That bukkake. Pandy on Grindr. Pandy will NOT be on Lady Brain dick pic episode. gay dicks vs straight dicks. Take That concert ass flashing. No one else knows who Take That are. Hank & Pandy sitting in a tree. Finally some Take That at 1hr26min. Drivetime Sluts or Drivetime Cunts. Dumping Pandy from Man Brain. Taint Ball Gun vs Baloney Pony network. Take That collab with Boyz II Men. Gazza Razza or Mazza guess the lyrics. Radiohead 4 minute warning so much better than any Take That. Shit Metallica lyrics. Take That collab Barry Gibb from Bee Gees. Back For Good their only decent song. Jazz Crackers Candy Man. Flu lyrics. Cliche boy. Watersports. Back For Good. Mentions: Amanda Blunt Mommy, Doug & Anthony Who's Right, Dirty Hank's Monoball, Digger Digger Davo, Lydia, Zero Fuck Given with Heather & characters, Two Tired Twats Patty & Carie, Brook Married as Fuck, Christina Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Duchess & Chris Hashtag No Offense (promo), Giggles from Lady Bitch Time, Spunk Lube, NKOTB, Jay My Worst Holiday, Devon Heavyweight Chumps, Andrew the Gaytheist, Alex Dimitriades, Alex Your Week in Stupid (promo), Ben Small Town Mentality,

Learn More Aussie slang with the Bicker Bogans Jan 28, 2019

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036: Send hate-speech dick pics to realladybrain on Twitter or email bluntmommypodcast@yahoo.com Send vagina diagrams & photo requests to manbrain69 on Twitter or email realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com Dave & Blunt Mommy are joined by Jason Alme from Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast to discuss everything Australian; kind of. Dave and Blunt are not fans of Rebel Wilson; however Jason loves Pitch Perfect & he made us change episode title. Also features Dave's traitorous wife: only real bogan Aussie in Man Brain podcast team, who is still suffering a little dick trauma from one particular dick pic we were sent. Synopsis: This episode was supposed to focus on Aussie bogan slang but ended up becoming a 2.5hr fuck fest with pissing, freckle licking, 'build the wall' dick pics and yes, some Aussie talk. The hungers Man Brain Bicker Bogans introduce the episode. We first met the Bicker Bogans in Man Brain episode 13. The some real bogan from Lydia to contrast with the fake bogans on the episode. Hank is patient zero for super chlamydia. Private school bogan Dave sucks and should never appear on the show again. Aussie Jason's accent is improving with the help from Hank and his magical thumb ring. British Amanda is quite lovely as always. Hank goes on a world adventure to find the drunkest loosest bitches. Beware the bite of the Tasmanian Devil. Getting fucked up the Bindi Irwin. Barnsy & Farnsy singalong. Ratchet Renee gets hyphy & throws down her moose weave & beats up Josie. Blunt Mommy then smashes sideways dwarf Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast. Outdated white people storm talk turns into the way too bubbly chaste cheerleader sorority girl Harper, lame-ass promise & purity rings, Hank's single operational testicle, Shoot yourself in the face or the balls? Raw dog cream pie goals, Jason's new Australian tourist commercial, Half-a-fag Jason loves Pitch Perfect, Keith Urban is Dave's sister-in-law's ex-girlfriend, Harper returns & gets triggered, Ratchet Renee & Harper talks teeth, Dave cranks it to Harper, Get dem titties & fat pussies out & clap dem cheeks, Forget Bang Marry Kill, we play Root, Up the Duff, Take to Wolf Creek. RIP Rebel Wilson Chinese food shit enthusiast. All hail Dannii Minogue's diamond cutter nipples. Nicole Kidman clappy seal hands wtf. Jazz Crackers, Vegan Cheese & The Whistling Buttplugs, Tiddies 4 beads, Tom Cruise wife beater, Shit Happens when you piss up in the nuddy, Jason pees on Blunt Mommy in Man Brain VR, Replay of Up The Freckle bogan story first released on Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast, Hoping that a superfan will set up a glossary on the Man Brain wiki with all the slang used on the podcast. Superfan will be rewarded with goon, coon & poon. And can do us all up the freckle. Plugs: butt, whistling, & podcast. Hate speech dick pic requests. Doug from Who's Right podcast totally wants to fuck Blunt Mommy, Would you rather fuck Doug or Rebel Wilson?, How much would it cost to fuck Rebel Wilson on a podcast?, fucking back to Tom Cruise, Dave's ignorance of jack-rabbiting & jack-hammering, pool ball anal beads, Blunt Mommy's office boy, Dave loves sex diagrams, podcast circle jerking is popping, Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast for president, Ben to star in reboot of Billy Madison, #cabalfolife , Lydia the real bogan bundy bitch lover & fighter, bergen flarting, Dave's mommy issues, Crackers annoys cheese, Cracker's soulmate checklist, out-takes from 17 hour recording, Hank's love of his kids vs smokes, Hank's new podcast name no good, Hank's stunning loss to Blunt Mommy for cohost position, Blunt Mommy snack no ho clothes, Mentions/Shout-outs: Hank from Dirty Hank's Monoball podcast, Jay from My Worst Holiday podcast, Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast, Jodie B from Po Boys podcast, Biobidet, Doug & Anthony from Who's Right podcast, Bicker Bots podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast, Amanda Joseph, Eynes Anthology Radio Promo

Cock Sucking Cohost Cat Fight Jan 21, 2019

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035: Cohost battle between current Blunt Mommy & former Hank. Did Hank man-up & take Blunt Mommy down? Or did he show the world just how much of a cuck he is? Send dick pics: http://www.twitter.com/blunt_mommy Send custom pic requests: http://www.twitter.com/manbrain69 Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all other links Synopsis: lots of dick pic talk, Dave home wrecker, Hank's gay near miss, gummy bears crinkling, getting dommed by a dude called Riley, why is Hank still on the show?, Blunt and Dave shit on Hank's new podcast idea: Dirty Hank's Monoball podcast, Blunt & Dave don't want to hear men crying, Hank going to release his men's feelings podcast before Jay will, Hank's thumb ring merchandising, Blunt Mommy kills it in NSFW podcast royal rumble, Hank not cool enough for future rumbles, podcasting kumbaya klubs, Hank milking from our titties, Hank levels: Matt Mcgregor the Wonderful Wizard of Ass & Pandy, Hank's fruit % voice, The Dick Pic Whisperer, Some listeners love Hank why?, Hank's bare majority on Twitter poll vs lame ass thumb ring poll, Hank's guns & his Golden Girls shirt, fucking annoying Fry that Chicken song by Ms Peachez is hillbilly rap?, dicks everywhere, circumcised dick whittling, why is Hank still on the show?, thumb ring cranking stimulation, Hank the 1% gayer, why is Hank still on the show?, Dave's traitorous wife going dick crazy, unsending dick pics, dick pic assembly line, mouthful of mozzarella from the puckering penis, don't break kayfabe stick to the storylines!, weekly dick rants on The Penis Podcast, cohost swapping & betrayal, Hank's tears for fears, unfuckable crying Anthony's & Dave's mommy issues, we found a podcaster even less fuckable than Anthony from Who's Right podcast, failed banana sucking competition, Blunt & Hank dick sucking & tea-bagging techniques, cohost battle between Blunt Mommy Hank & Google Home talking speaker, Dave's broken promises, Blunt loves to talk about dick, Fluffing up Dave, Blunt & Dave new friends!, Irene asks for dick pics, Hank's baby face, Dave is the sexiest on the Man Brain team, Killer Miller, Hank freaking out over the birth of Man Brain, verbal dick sucking, eyes locked jerk off session, sexy spunk lube toe job youtube video, nut-watching penny, Louie CK #metoo, dick traumatised, purging the worst Man Brain episodes, expert joke tellers, Dolly Parton sex story, super flexible grunting Kate Winslet sex story, downward dick dog, the tongue flick BJ, Hank the greatest licker outerer, Men are dumb, butt stuff, the rappers enema & butt plug, women's 7 types of orgasms, gerbils & the one that got away, foot-long subway stunt cocks, no homo no peggo, pegged by a tiny Asian princess, Take That vagina tingles, spread eagle fuck poker, Hank the unfuckable X fuck boi, the DTF genre, Blunt in leather with whippage, German dirty talk, Blunt has titties & a vagina, the podcaster spank bank, the sexy spunk lube toe job angle lock & the fart-face fist pump, yellow squirter ban, ramming helicopter dick envy, lovin' that 'hood life, The birth of Ratchet Renee, Robin Hood Men in Tight Assholes, Pretty Girl Prison Pussy, Spunk Lube Jumping Castle Wrestling, Hank's period pains, Hank's penis pastie with thumb ring shine, Hank's decorated Instagram-friendly penis, Hank's podcast will never be sponsored by Spunk Lube, Hank's smashed patriarchy, big dick fear, monster dick print, why is Hank still on the show? Shout-outs / Mentions: Dirty Hank's Monoball podcast coming soon on Podbean, Jay My Worst Holiday podcast, Spunk Lube, Bio Bidet, NSFW podcast royal rumble published by Small Town Mentality podcast, #CabalFoLife, Riley The Plunge Podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Carla There Might Be Cupcakes Podcast, Eli The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Anthony from Who's Right podcast, Phil Oakley, Unnamed sleazy podcaster, fuck friend Miller McFly, Club X, Love Honey, Bearded Dad podcast

Topless Rumble After-Show Jan 14, 2019

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TT001 : Following the highly competitive, hilarious, dirty and at times down right nasty NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble, some of us went topless for a late night afterchat gang bang about bush up to the belly button, deep throating the feet, #titsoutforAlme, Riley's sexy AF jean shorts, Hank's lame AF thumb rings, the risks you take when bushing it, balls in Blunt's mouth... a lot, the short and long in torsos, ugly butt hole roses, monster dick pic collections, and so much more. And yes, the bra does come off. Massive thanks to all the podcasters involved for bringing it and allowing us to publish first on the Man Brain channel. Special introduction by Brett aka Skullfucker from Man Brain podcast. Go check out Blunt Mommy podcast, The Plunge podcast, #NoOffense podcast, Man Brain podcast and Drink with Larry podcast, Po Boys podcast Shoutouts/Mentions: My Worst Holiday podcast, Shit Happens when you Party Naked podcast, Who's Right podcast, Small Town Mentality podcast, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Married as Fuck podcast

Pegging your Booty Hole mini ep Jan 11, 2019

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B041: Blunt Mommy discusses in graphic details how she will peg your sweet booty hole backed by chillout electronic music with a thump thump thump Samples from Blunt Mommy podcast episode 11 https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/e/episode-11-from-vanilla-as-fuck-to-tie-me-up/

Baby Batter Cream Pies with Blunt Mommy Jan 07, 2019

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034: Send dick pics! Pegging Daddy Dom Blunt Mommy Tears up Dave's Virgin Asshole #CabalFoLife Fucking Fighting & Fireballing Bitches! Blunt Mommy, new cohost of Man Brain podcast, & Dave really thrust deep into it in mammoth 2.5hr session which includes fireballing, pegging & panty stuffing. Yep Hank really has been kicked off & replaced with Blunt Mommy aka Lil Titler aka The Dick Pic Whisperer aka The Strap-on Rouge Baton aka Titty Witty aka Smilfette aka Panda aka The Blurper. She has lots of pseudonyms. Which is your favourite? Other topics: Horse faces, Fireball Whiskey, LSU football, Aussie vs Pineville Louisiana accent, finger in burning snatch, toothpaste on clit, panty stuffing & sniffing with added smelliness, getting tested & cleared, fodeodoing whatever than means, Hank's dirty dick, Miller reformed fuck boy, Dave's extremely low fuck number, Blunt's foot job number, toe popping & sucking, keeping it ankles up, Blunt Mommy pussy grabber, Blunt Mommy pegging daddy dom flapping around Big Blue, male G-spot, superiority of swallowing over facials, baby batter cream pies, prepping for anal sex, Miller with internationally renowned perfect dick, Dave vanilla as fuck, Dave & Blunt super buddies, underestimating Blunt Mommy, Dave master of accents, Hard Science of Gender Fluidity, Blunt & Dave's matching toe nail polish, poop knives, open door home shitters, extreme variability in human behaviours, girly menthol cigarettes in Australia, learnt vs learned, overly judgmental Americans, being healthy as an ox, Baby it's Cold Outside demonising the past, leftards getting their fuck on, Hannah Gadsby-ism sucks and is not constructive for the future of humanity, Apple Siri the ho, The Bible aka The Rape Manual, goin' round the back of the dunnies for a root, Noah's flood is boring we want a super-volcano God, Blunt will survive the coming mass extinction, dodgy Australians creationist Ken Hamm, ex-scientologist Mike Rinder & old lady plastic face Keith Urban, Keith Urban & Dave's sister in law getting it on back in high school, slags & slagging off, Blunt getting the Nicole Kidman face or just a little backyard botox, Dave's wife's friend's nose job & way overly-picky impossible man criteria, aging out & falling off cliff, much better to be pregnant teen than barren 40yo, getting your side-ho knocked up, hilarious abortion jokes, morning after baby murder, porno accidental cream pies, hormonal IUD (Mirena IUD) contraception stuck right up there, Google doesn't know how babies are made, sound of contraception, cum thunderstorm bukkake moisturising, cum on Dave's face, cum in Blunt's crunchy as fuck hair, squidgy cummy buttholes, why can't bitches swallow, cream pies are the best, Dave's BDSM porn watching but vanilla real life fucking, electric zapper sex, getting whipped playfully vs real pain inflicted for sexual gratification, challenge of being dom and inflicting pain on sub, challenge of keeping relationships at fuck friend level, Blunt being sweet & missing fuck friend, Blunt's sweetness oozing out from various parts, getting more men with vaginas on show, twat box, Take That episode still not released, Would you rather fuck donkey, we surrender to Who's Right podcast, throwing smoke, new age of Man Brain, bestiality Tell us why you are our biggest fan & we'll send winners custom photo of either Dave or Blunt. Follow Blunt Mommy on Twitter & go listen to Blunt Mommy podcast http://www.twitter.com/blunt_mommy Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for social links & our Patreon for some super hot bonus content Mentions: perfect dick Miller, Hank's dirty dick, On The Edge with Mike Peacock podcast, Chris (who?), My Worst holiday podcasters Jay & side-kick falling off cliff, Two Tired Twats podcast, Lydia husband with vagina, Hank's thumb ring, Who's Right podcast, Baked & Awake podcast, Po Boys podcast, Noise Pollution podcast, NSFWPod Twitter group, Heavyweight Chumps, Bearded Dad podcast, NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble

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