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John Farnham Whispering Jack Off Boys Jun 04, 2018

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B008: Bag your pipes and Whispering Jack your Special Touch of Paradise as Muffy & Pandy discuss John Farnham's greatest album. In this time, we know we all can stand together and we’re going to go through every single track of this perfect album and won’t stop until all of you can play the You’re the Voice bagpipe solo. We’re going to separate the Wheatley from the Chong Lim and the Lindsay from the Venetta Fields. And all you new fans are going to fall harder for Johnny than Molly Meldrum did from that ladder. Yes, it’s time to go back to that glorious time when casual racism, sexism & homophobia kept talents like John Blackman at the top of their game. "Mr Summers Mr Summers, I’m just a little head on a stick. Don’t spank me!"

Stefan Molyneux Sucks My Big Black Cuck May 15, 2018

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011: Trigger Warning to all incel cucks! This is the story of your enslavement to Stefan Molyneux, internet libertarian cult leader hyper-reductionist douchebag. Here is his most popular video https://youtu.be/Xbp6umQT58A . Sure Stef, we're all slaves to the system, blah blah heard it all before. In this very special episode of Man Brain Podcast, Nigel Groper spends 2 hours satirising Stef's BS. Please share the shit out of this so that maybe some of Stef's poor fangirls & boys will listen and perhaps take us down over copyright breaches! This is the future of fair use MFs!!! This is your road to freedom. Become decuckified!!! Here is the podcast script for those who love to read https://theemergencestartsnow.wordpress.com/2018/05/17/this-is-the-story-of-your-enslavement-to-stefan-molyneux/

Best Of 2017 With Lots Of Spanks Jan 01, 2018

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009: It's been a massive year for the Man Brain comedy podcast team and we celebrate with a bulging best of 2017 episode. SJW hater of our podcast Blossom Laqueefer was kind enough to join us and she thoroughly disciplines us for our disgusting sexist, racist podcast that promotes rape culture. Nigel plays the top 8 clips from this year's episodes and Hank enjoys the spanks a little too much. Make sure you listen to the squirting climax at the end!

Dave's Last Episode Where He Calls Everyone A Cunt Dec 31, 2017

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B007: We gave Dave an opportunity to say whatever he wanted on his final episode and this is what he sent us. He basically throws everyone under the bus, burns all his bridges and calls every human being in the whole world a c*nt. He doesn't even say the name of the podcast correctly as a final f*ck you to us. Any reasonable person will understand why he was asked to step down as CEO and founder of Man Brain podcast. Apologies to Josh from 2podsaday campaign who is a poor communicator sure, but didn't deserve to be called a c*nt exploiting other podcasters. Dave will have no further involvement with Man Brain podcast. The Man Brain team will continue to deliver the greatest extreme comedy podcast of all time and will not pander to the lowest common denominator. If you've never heard the show before, probably don't start with this one! We wish Dave all the best with his future endeavours. He is an amazing guy. Man Brain podcast sprang from his imagination and we will never forget that! Thanks to all the fans who have supported us through these tumultuous times. Uncensored comedy is our mission and if you don't like it then GFY!

Lauer Locks It Weinstein Cleans It Louis CK Jerks It Dec 23, 2017

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008: Welcome to Man Brain. The most controversial & hilarious podcast of all time. Thanks for listening perv perps. In this very special episode we’re counting down the top 3 Man Brain news stories of the year 2017. What a year it’s been! As Fox Mulder, the alien chasing sex addict always said: Trust no one, with a dick. Muffy, Hank and Mr Holiday from the awesomely debaucherific podcast My Worst Holiday discuss and ropleplay the Louis CK cockle, the Matt Lauer meat sausage and the Harvey Weinstein weenie. The roleplays really demonstrate how men can be such creepy sex monsters and Muffy gets a little traumatised because he can be a sensitive flower. But Muffy also once catfished a fat old dude and virtually jerked him off so yeah. We also tell some of our own #metoo stories. Listen to find out who gets the Man Brain stamp of approval and who gets kicked out of Patriarchy 2, F*ck you, We're gonna get you! And yes, trigger warning to those even more sensitive than Muffy.

Mental Health Therapy From Drunk Spent Broken Silopsilists Dec 18, 2017

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B006: Man Brain presents Fight Me F*ck Me Fix Me, the show where Dave Chaffey Hippie gets free mental health therapy from a diverse range of people, most of whom are not mental health professionals. In this pilot episode, Mr Holiday from the awesome My Worst Holiday podcast, attempts to cure Dave using his famous Walmart technique. Tune in to see if it worked! Hank also calls Dave a prick repeatedly, we sing a song from Titanic, make racist jokes about Mexicans, and Skype shits itself leaving only a garbled mess and elevator music. Will there ever be another episode of Fight Me F*ck Me Fix Me or is Dave fixed and can return to his highly successful structural engineering career instead of being a no hoper podcaster suckling disability insurance?

Phone Sex Professional Ryder Doll Cures Cuck Brian Nov 24, 2017

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007: The amazing Ryder Doll, phone sex provider, has a long and hard chat with Brian Stallone, one of the Man Brain podcasting team. He starts off extremely nervous, but with the help of her sexy, soothing voice, gains confidence through the interview until finally having a breakthrough that no one thought possible. Such is her power that Brian will never be the same again. You got to listen to this interview then go to www.ryderdoll.com for more! Or follow her on Twitter www.twitter.com/flirtryderdoll

Bedtime Story - 3 Strikiatrists & I'm Bat Shit Crazy Nov 02, 2017

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B005: Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for more • Some psychiatrists are stranger and more diverse than Star Wars aliens. This is the bedtime story of Dave Chaffey Hippie battling 3 of them like Luke Skywalker in the Mos Eisley Cantina. Or maybe more like a little piggy getting blown by three big bad wolf psychiatrists. • Special thanks goes to My Worst Holiday podcast for inspiring this monologue. Check them out! www.myworstholiday.com • You can hear a more conversational version of this story on the episode released end of October 2017 entitled 1,2,3 psychiatrists at www.myworstholiday.com/mwh/2017/10/25/123-psychaitsts • Here are a few other podcasts we’ve been listening to: NSFW History podcast is great. Lots of fighting and f*cking through history. • And I'll mention Chick Chat with Carie Karavas and Patty Rosborough once again. They had the greatest comic possibly of all time, Dave Attell, on recently. • And shout out to Metaphysical Mike on Youtube and Facebook. I kind of strung him along the other day making him believe I wanted to buy one of his tshirts which would have cost $75 to ship to Australia. Sorry Mike, but please, keep creeping me out! Considering what I'm like, that's a compliment? • Coincidentally, you can custom order Man Brain tshirts from me and plenty of another stuff too. • We got an awesome artist from near Las Vegas who sends us fan art which you can find on the Man Brain Instagram. Their Twitter handle is vegas_702 • Lastly, shout out to Duncan_Fourapples, our favourite Instagrammer. He’s this real cool old hippie dude. • If you’ve made it this far, the secret code is ‘Gwyneth Goop Grope’ • Man Brain out

Marriage Equality Rant - Kevin Donnelly Homohating Catholic Pell Pudding Custard F*cktard Sep 12, 2017

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B004: Bonus Addition to Man Brain Podcast Episode 6: Skullf*cker rants at Kevin Donnelly the homohating Catholic Pell Pudding Custard F*cktard for almost an hour. Even worse for Kevin is that marriage equality in Australia will be happening this year 2017. In your Christ-tarded face Kevin!

Marriage Equality OR The Gay Mafia Hates Black People Sep 10, 2017

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006: Vote YES in the 2017 Australian marriage equality postal survey even if you're a dirty foreigner and it's 2074 and pangender monkeys rule the world

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