Man Brain Podcast

HIV Positive Podcast Call 734 450 9394 Aug 17, 2021

Call 734 450 9394 for a good time Sign up to Content Kings Patreon https://www.patreon.com/contentkings Dave and Devan change direction and launch their new show: HIV Positive (Harry Is Very) which is all about caring, sharing and being a better person LET Low Energy Trolls must be eliminated one by one for the greater good starting with Collin Devan is not an LET Who Is Collin? Devan and Dave both insist that deep down they’re really sweet people and not nasty trolls at all Dave hopes that he won’t murder any of his girlfriends and bury them in a Michigan basement Devan will no longer face contort when COVID vaccines are mentioned How does Dave be positively factual and not negative when Devan is perhaps being a loose with the truth Pee Pee Poo Poo Devan continues to slowly learn how to do bits but he is getting there Dave tries positive reinforcement to encourage Devan to clean his room and not live in sloppy filth This is compelling show content Dave and Devan discuss whether a 3rd microphone would improve the show. But who? Dave positively encourages Devan to fill the dead air and talk at least 50% of the time The duo talk up their friends’ new show Boomer Bunker with Boomer Bob and John Jamingo and discuss various strategies for building up their mental fortitude and working on Bob’s word economy Dave advises that Devan could become more verbose to enhance his broadcasting skills Anthony Cumia update Is it even possible to reach herd immunity with the Delta variant of COVID? The experts don’t know yet which is fascinating Devan teaches us about the immune system including a Star Wars reference DNA stands for Devan Knows Ass All Chris Chan recycles his DNA Dave encourages Devan to positively bring something to the table Australia needs door to door jabbers Natalie Portman update Devan enjoys eating his microphone Devan is ecstatic that he once again has to wear a mask at his Taco job for a health and safety of all Michiganians Dave and Devan discuss the greatest man alive Joe Biden and how the mainstream media aren’t being positive enough about him Joe Joe Joe Biden Biden Biden Devan is contributing positively to global warming Dave discusses in depth the new US massive infrastructure bill and all the glorious benefits it will have to the entire world for generations to come Immunity against eviction is a wonderful thing and no harm can come from it Dave is confident that through the power of hugs and positive thinking the world will not plunge into a global recession Biden Biden Biden Win Win Win Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Joe Joe Joe Colour blindness is good not bad as an eskimo eating whale blubber What does alacrity mean? Humans can make a positive change to global warming if only they embrace Jesus The 3 Rs of education are an outdated paradigm and your best is good enough and you’ll graduate Devan loves this new format and expresses that he wants to do it forever and ever amen Choco Choco Choco Bunny Bunny Bunny Dave struggles a little with words but turns it around in the most positive way Thanks to all the patrons including Tommy Devan’s sermon fills us all with hope for the future of inclusivity Dave asks Devan if he would kindly fill the air Jerry Banfield is the patron saint of all things The Australian census is wonderful but could be made even more wonderful Everyone needs to be included Devan celebrates the end of the show with hugs all around Let’s all fight the far right Listen live on Twitch and Youtube each week https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCONFJYBupFbC_J_TQNr74Lw https://www.twitch.tv/creepyoldmandave Submit topics for discussion on the Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bVspFRHrGP Dave’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Farty Pimple Butt Show Jun 30, 2021

Can we get our shit together and pick a new name for the show? Subscribe to Patreon to watch: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings

John is Fat for George Floyd May 08, 2021

Co-release of Rubberneckers episode 1. Listen to more episodes: http://rubberneckerspod.com/ Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn’t get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under self-imposed Knee of Derek silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds. Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn’t commit; just like that time he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derek (no relation to the knee man). John is fat Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredicly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John’s trigger-happy ranting, we’d all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven’t heard from him in ages. I couldn’t imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy. Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than the minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin’s alarm clock didn’t work? Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn’t see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her. Dave was hilarious as always. Sing along to the theme: 1 We’re the rubberneckers We ain’t got massive peckers We watch the world burn Ain’t nobody ever learn 2 We’re the Rubberneckers We ain’t no homewreckers We like to rant a lot Got a little Mexican as a mascot 3 AARGH We’re the Rubberneckers longer than 8 minutes 46 We ain’t no druggie bitch 4 AARGH We’re the rubberneckers We ain’t no fucking beggars We watch the world burn Ain’t nobody ever learn … Especially them stupid ass Bleeps What the fuck we gonna do about them

Brandervention Fixes Andrew May 04, 2021

We fix Andrew from We Are Assholes podcast Send tributes to https://www.twitter.com/eatingsalad Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings Video version: https://youtu.be/sk3vFuSvmDg

It's Whatever Dude Drone ft Chad Andrew Apr 13, 2021

It's time for new beginnings for Man Brain podcast. Chad Andrew, Gary Gary and Chevy Dodge GMC will be our salvation. If you love Chad Andrew as much as I do, you need him on your body and under your ass. https://wreu.creator-spring.com/listing/chad-andrew-whatever-dude Sign up to Content Kings Patreon for years of content: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings

Cassette Playback Suffered From Some Frustrating Flaws Jan 08, 2021

Some of the inherent flaws of compact cassette playback set to music. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassette_tape#Flaws Tape plugins used: Waves J37: https://www.waves.com/plugins/j37-tape Wavesfactory Cassette: https://www.wavesfactory.com/audio-plugins/cassette/

Star Tards Ep001 Dec 16, 2020

Dave couldn't remember Humphrey Bogart and missed the line "here's looking at you Kit Fisto". What an embarrassment. Sign up to the Patreon for some of the greatest exclusive content this galaxy has to offer where all the references and jokes land harder than a Y wing piloted by Lumpy and Malla. https://www.patreon.com/wreu

USA USA USA Fucks Australia in the Clacker Sep 22, 2020

10 Reasons why US is awesome & Australia sucks Delvin Cox, Jodie B & Dave got together to prove once and for all how much better the US is than Australia; in every single way. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Delvin Cox Experience: https://pod.link/1164874963 Po Boys Podcast: https://pod.link/1215644886

Man Brain Worst And Worster Moments Sep 12, 2020

Man Brain super-fan Thyler from Fartmouth joins Dave and Hank to countdown the best and worst Man Brain moments. Do you agree or are there another annoying as fuck Man Brain moments we didn't talk about? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Fartmouth podcast: https://pod.link/1492741786

Doug from Who's Right berates Andrew for the majority of this one Aug 23, 2020

This episode was originally posted on the We Are Assholes RSS feed. Subscribe for every episode: https://castbox.fm/channel/2938934 Andrew is a victim of cyber-bulllying now. Doug: https://twitter.com/GTGMcast PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins us and is basically Andrew but older and more obese Aug 09, 2020

This episode was originally posted on the We Are Assholes RSS feed. Subscribe for every episode: https://castbox.fm/channel/2938934 haha i'm so funny putting the wrong doug's in the titles omg so original Spreadsheet: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam/status/1282477916576780288/photo/1 Doug: https://twitter.com/Whos_right_pod PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

Onlyfans Reviewed By Onlystans Jul 18, 2020

Onlyfans reviewed by Onlystans video version BANNED from Pornhub and XVideos. Message me (Creepy Old Man Dave) and I’ll send you the secret link to the video. Turch from We Only Do One Take Podcast joins Val and Dave to review Onlyfans and conduct a deep analysis on the cultural ramifications to the future of humanity in particular getting punched and puking on yourself for a little supplemental income. Sign up to https://www.Patreon.com/WREU to become the number 1 Dave Stan and dethrone the current pathetic little pay pig. Join our Discord to try to out-troll PJ the trolliest of all trolls https://discord.gg/g8Syrzu Turch’s non-shit-show: https://www.twitter.com/WeOnlyDoOneTake The deep-throating puker: https://twitter.com/Slurpmeupxx Val’s defaced goddess Val Steele: https://twitter.com/asphyxiateval The punching and fucking 5: https://twitter.com/subgirl0831 Hank getting thong slapped: https://youtu.be/MrjzTciP6M8 The NY standup comedian whose cups are A and she’s ready to play: https://twitter.com/KFreehams Karla Kitty the female Howard Stern: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8pVDi_QrPRzyd-FRHCoekA/videos Dave’s favourite femboy twink: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh Youtube all gas no brakes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtqxG9IrHFU_ID1khGvx9sA Kangacon ABDL not at all freaks: https://twitter.com/DaddaG5 Powerpuff Doggy Style: https://twitter.com/Pornchop

Incel Training 1 Caramel Macchiato Jun 24, 2020

We start training an awkward lonely Discord incel called Access Denied with some role plays on how to speak to women. Thanks to the lovely Santana: https://linktr.ee/asiannymphoo (Previously released on Youtube)

My Free Cams reviewed by My Friendly Cocks Jun 16, 2020

We are master educators and we have made it our life-long mission to educate the masses on all things My Free Cams, the greatests cam girl site by far (except that it's as glitchy as fuck and seems to be getting worse). Try harder Leo!!! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/g8Syrzu Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Cam Girl Featured (who we like): https://twitter.com/elliepipermfc Hit me up if you want the link to the unlisted video version of this episode.

Kristin Beck Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dah May 19, 2020

Clip mashup of the varying opinions surrounding transgender and non-binary. If you take offense, I don't care. Inspired by Who's Right podcast: https://whosright.libsyn.com/trans-rights-and-wrongs All clips used without permission. Fair use probably covers it or not idc.

Destroy all mascots to make way for the age of the furries May 13, 2020

Play along with the spreadsheet: https://issuu.com/weareassholespodcast/docs/we_are_assholes_mascots Andrew made the spreadsheet and made it about cute little fluffy mascots, which obviously fits the theme of the show. This episode is sponsored by Andrew's family's jigsaw puzzle (which they didn't even glue to cardboard or some shit, they just destroyed it. just like they did to this episode). We are in search of back-up Andrews for when this happens again. Subscribe to We Are Assholes to listen to all the episodes: https://allmylinks.com/spreadsheetshow

Andrew turn off your goddam webcam Apr 14, 2020

We were supposed to rank conspiracy theories, but instead we are assholes to each other and not about the topic. This is a weird one and next week we'll go back to releasing our normal, formatted episodes. Maybe. Subscribe to WAA feed: https://castbox.fm/channel/We-Are-Assholes-id2633305 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

We Are Assholes Ranking the Religions & John Travolta Rape Apr 03, 2020

In this episode we have a very educated and well-informed discussion about which religions are best, and then Andrew let's us all know about his secret desire for John Travolta to rape him. Subscribe to WAA feed: castbox.fm/channel/We-Are-Assholes-id2633305 PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Artwork: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun/posts

Mistress X vs Brandon vs some other nameless incels Mar 28, 2020

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/g8Syrzu The winner of this Man Brain quiz won the ownership of the WREU podcast network including the Discord server. Listen to the end to find out who won and is now learning how amazing it feels to finally have a tiny bit of power and maniacally wield it. Apologies that the sound quality isn't great but what can you do.

Brony Boyz Obama the My Little Zebra cures Granny Smith's Hip Mar 20, 2020

Go to https://www.rianlongcomedy.com for all your rianlongcomedy needs! Welcome Phillies and Gentlecolts I’m captain cumminbutts. He’s Archie and we’re the Brony Boyz. Today, we’re discussing episode 6, Boast Busters. Join us as we trot through every single episode of the animated masterpiece, My Little Pony - Friendship is magic and every single abridged series spin-off and youtube song parody. Join us, as we consume every piece of my little pony content we can get our equestrian-loving hooves on. We’ve got 5 episodes down, and an almost infinite amount of episodes and other various forms of media to go. Don’t worry, we’re no one trick ponies here. We’re 100% committed to reviewing every single piece of media that is even remotely related to the show that began in 2010 and continues to attract otherwise well adjusted, straight and straight-ish males even to this day. So pony up and let’s share our thoughts on all things My little pony. Remember to share our show to all the Bronies, Phonies, Cronies, Chonies, Stonies, Jabronies, Aonies, Bonies, Conies, Donies, Eonies, So-onies & Hasbronies you know. Something something something; don’t be Fluttershy., Join us. Join us. JOIN US!!!

We Are Incels Special Tribute to Nicole Brown Simpson Mar 13, 2020

Training Incels to try harder and stop being pathetic losers takes a variety of unconventional approaches. Hideous true crime role plays actually did help Incel 3, until Mistress X arrived and power top dommed us all. I will be committing a true crime on Brandon if he doesn't fix his FUCKING SQUEAKING CHAIR!!! Go to http://www.rianlongcomedy.com for all your rianlongcomedy needs. Join the discord and interact with all the nitwits: https://discord.gg/g8Syrzu

We Are Assholes Ranking the Disabilities Mar 04, 2020

This is the least woke episode so far due to having Brand X John Jamingo the Podfather on the show, but we will do better next time as long as our adult friend, Andrew, isn't grounded again, or his family gatecrash the show and start ridiculing him. Thanks to our buddy John for filling in and ruining the show; it was a lot of fun! There's a special something at the end where John and Dave reveal their deepest secrets. Subscribe to WAA feed: castbox.fm/channel/We-Are-Assholes-id2633305 John: https://twitter.com/johnjamingo PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

We are Assholes Ranking The LGBTQ+ Letters Feb 26, 2020

This week we decided to make a definitive stat-ranking of every sexuality that exists. Don't worry, we are all extremely woke, so if you get offended it's because you aren't woke enough. Subscribe to WAA feed: castbox.fm/channel/We-Are-Assholes-id2633305

Detoxing Hank From Barely Legal Camgirls Feb 23, 2020

Hank needs to learn to get into more age-appropriate women and I (Dave) help to train him to steer away from the barely legal cam girls and towards the 42 year old cam girls with massive daddy issues who suck their thumbs while getting themselves off. (Recorded last year before the mysterious disappearance of Blunt Mommy) https://www.manbrainpodcast.com https://www.patreon.com/wreu https://www.adamandeve.com discount code MANBRAIN Art by Crom: https://twitter.com/crom_tuise

We are Assholes Ranking The Races Feb 16, 2020

Debut episode of We are Assholes with PJ, Dave & Salad Boy. Subscribe to We are Assholes podcast for more episodes. Content warning for those offended by reality: A quick pre-ranking discussion about the man who made Kim Kardashian famous, followed by an objective ranking of every race. Don't worry, everything we said is objective fact and if you disagree then you are definitely wrong. Facts don't care about your feelings! For some reason Andrew brings up Atlantians a bunch of times. Subscribe to WAA feed: castbox.fm/channel/We-Are-Assholes-id2633305 Find PJ on twitter at: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Find Dave on twitter at: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Who's Right Recap Lay Off The Doughnuts Fatty Quiz Feb 11, 2020

Stump Smash aka BDSM Big Dumb Salad Man & Dipshit Dave aka Muffburger with cheese take a deep dive into the comedic analysis of every beat of the Who's Right podcast episode Lay off the Doughnuts Fatty. Submit your Who's Right quiz questions to xaxonicmoocow@gmail.com to be in the running to guest on a future episode. Go to https://www.rianlongcomedy.com for all your www.rianlongcomedy.com needs.

Brony Boyz Ep1 Friendship is Magic Feb 07, 2020

Subscribe to Brony Boyz podcast on Apple, Spotify and most other podcast catchers for more episodes! Archie and Captain Thunderthighs gallop into your life at full speed wowing you with more My Little Pony facts than you can poke a Spike at. In this long-awaited debut episode, the boyz discuss the very first episode of Lauren Faust's animated series My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, and Archie teases some very personal things that will be revealed in future episodes, if enough fellow bronies support the show. Share this episode immediately with all the bronies, ponies & stonies you know. And keep submitting questions, comments, cutie marks & pony filk to xaxonicmoocow@gmail.com for a chance to appear as a guest in a future episode. Brony Boyz ain't gonna lay our heads on the hay until we've watched every single episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Thanks for being part of our herd!!!

Who's Right Screwjob Race For The Cure To Insomnia Feb 03, 2020

We teach Anthony from Who's Right podcast how to cut a wrestling-style promo then start working on this guy called Chop Chop and his quest to become the greatest comedy podcaster of all time. Go to https://www.rianlongcomedy.com for all your rianlongcomedy.com needs.

Who's Right Recap Small Town Cameo Uncut Hosted By Brand X John Jan 25, 2020

John from Brand X threw around his big dick energy claiming that he could host the Who's Right Recap shows way better than me (Dave); so well in fact that hosts of the main show Doug & Anthony would replace me with him. So we put this to the test and this is how it turned out. Comment on Discord whether you think John should be the new cohost or I (Dave) should keep doing it or alternatively nominate someone else to take over. Go to https://www.rianlongcomedy.com with an 'i' for all your rianlongcomedy.com needs

Who's Right Anthony's Mom Is Black Jan 25, 2020

First Impressions Walk-through of the Moog Mother 32 aka Anthony's Mom. Anthony is a synth novice and aspiring podcast theme tune writer. Dave thinks it's funny to ask questions like: "Is your mom turned on?" Go to https://www.rianlongcomedy.com for all your rianlongcomedy.com needs

Boomer Bob & Brady Who's Right Fan Show Recap Many Things Thumb Criptard Commentary Jan 19, 2020

My (Criptard Dave's) commentary of the 1st episode of the Bob & Brady fan show for Who's Right podcast. Boomer Bob & Brady are both looking for surrogate fathers and make a perfect duo as they navigate the world and try to get Brady molested by someone other than his family members. Go to https://www.rianlongcomedy.com for all your rianlongcomedy.com needs

Hank Gets Dumped Cohosts Suck Jan 17, 2020

Oh Hank, will you ever be a reliable cohost? This is the full audio from a year ago when Hank was replaced. He was pissed. How often do you think Hank will show up in 2020 if at all? all links including the Patreon to get cripple card & parking: https://www.manbrainpodcast.com

Who's Right Doug And Anthony Are Not Phenomenal Promoters & Freedom Is A Drag Man Jan 12, 2020

I (Dave) make a detailed and comprehensive list of recommendations for how Doug and Anthony from Who's Right could promote my show much more effectively which in turn promotes their show which in turn promotes my show which in turn regresses all the way down the the depths of promoting ryanlongcomedy.com Who's Right podcast: www.whosrightpodcast.com Man Brain podcast: www.manbrainpodcast.com

Who's Right Doug Vs Nice Doug WATP Murder Suicide Pact Jan 10, 2020

Pre-requisite reading/listening: WATP Doug vs Doug http://whoarethese.com/ep187-doug-vs-doug The entire works of Nikolai Blagoveshchensky: http://az.lib.ru/b/blagoweshenskij_n_a/text_1989_bio.shtml Nice Doug from Good Times Great Movies podcast is a savage. In the space of 2 hours he manages to rip to shreds every other indy podcast out there for being a bunch of delusional, desparate, over-sensitive bottom feeders. Also discussed is Nice Doug's recent appearance on a show called Who Are These Podcasts where he made Anthony from Who's Right cry like a little girl who got her drawing of her black neighbours ripped up in front of her for being racist. Also, Spencer buys himself a nice new pair of red shoes which impresses Roger, but Penelope points out that the money would be better spend donating to the amazing new charity making and handing out nooses to all the Australian wildlife in danger from the massive bushfires. Better to go out with dignity than literally burn to death. If you don't think that's a worth cause and actually believe that cripples are human beings who don't also need nooses to put themselves out of their misery; you can donate to https://www.patreon.com/mbbmproductions

Who's Right Rectal Reckoning Uncle Randy Loves You Got Dam Jan 08, 2020

Uncle Randy loved being interviewed by me (Dave) and I'm sure you'll all love hearing 2 hours of solid Uncle Randy got dam. Listen to Uncle Randy on Married AF podcast: https://marriedaf.podbean.com/ Who's Right podcast episode where cum tributes were made to Uncle Randy: https://youtu.be/n4ZQKYSwSQA

Who's Right Rectal Reckoning Fan Service Uncut Holocaust With uGeneration & Anthony Jan 06, 2020

What the fuck is this? uGeneration from the Who's Right podcast Discord Server and this guy called Anthony and me (Dave) chat for 2 fricking hours. Why edit right? This conversation is so amazing that it needs to be listened to in full with no cuts! Listen to Who's Right Podcast: http://whosright.libsyn.com/laura-owes-us-a-flag Join Who's Right Discord: https://discord.gg/hJP4XA6

Fuck Greta Thunberg Over Jan 06, 2020

https://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links. Skullfucker gives his thoughts on 2019 and the future of humanity: "2019 totally fucking sucked little Johnny Howard’s taint because my country, Australia, is on fucking fire. Not the metaphorical good fire like when I’m kicking Uncle Randy’s ass in the MMA ring, no, Australia is literally on fire. 5 million hectares have been scorched; which is an area large enough to engulf in flames every dumb as dogshit anthropogenic climate change denier; including many of my fucking dumb close friends and family. Fellow Man Brainiacs, I’m sure you agree that they have to burn in literal hell so that the rest of us have a chance of surviving and making a future for humanity and beyond. 2019 totally fucking sucked but 2020 will be glorious. Yes; I will soon be taking matters into my own wheels on this so that I can at least say that I personally pissed the fuck out of people way more than that Greta Thunberg chastiser with a carbon footprint larger than Rebel Wilson’s elephantine hoofs."

Who's Right Rectal Examination of Laura Owes Us A Flag Ft Special Guest Back-Up Black Guy Delvin Cox Jan 04, 2020

Rectal exploratory holocaust companion to Who's Right podcast episode Laura Owes Us A Flag http://whosright.libsyn.com/laura-owes-us-a-flag Thanks to Delvin Cox for being the best back-up black guy around. Delvin Cox Experience: https://open.spotify.com/show/6o0lvnm2Lxde1pVAdviRBo

Tragedy Minus Time Equals Comedy Dec 30, 2019

Hitachi Nose Job with Dave & Hank on vocals and Boomer Bob on keys Patreon: https://patreon.com/mbbmproductions Website: https://manbrainpodcast.com

I don't like n*ggers Dec 25, 2019

Do you like n*ggers? This mini-episode might completely change your opinion.

Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Dumpy Asian Chick & Broom Boy Skywalker Dec 22, 2019

Sign up to Patreon to see our Maz impersonator: www.patreon.com/mbbmproductions Website for all the links, sith stinks & jedi pinks: www.manbrainpodcast.com Hank the Hutt and Dagobah Dave spend a Lord of the Rings length of time in a NSFW group hug discussing the latest Star Wars movie: Rise of the Machines. Mostly fake spoilers; some real. Can Hank live without Adam Sandler Movies? What do you get when you cross a Gabor with a Binks? Why can't Rey sex it up just a little every now and then? Should every Rose be scorned from every movie, song and TV show? Are Star Wars tattoos dumb? And where in the fuck is Broom Boy???

The Purge Of Who's Right Podcast Ryan Long Dong Chim Dec 22, 2019

Rectal Examination of Who's Right Podcast episode Dong Chim. Someone called Doug has been begging me for weeks to do this so here it is. My reaction to a podcast called Who's Right with Doug and another guy called Antonio. If they agree with my order for more prolapsed anus and less baby blue eyes; sign up to their Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/whosright

The Purge Of Man Brain Podcast By Who's Right superfanboi Boomer Bob Dec 14, 2019

Boomer Bob tears down Man Brain podcast. Boomer Bob Show coming soon with Doomer Dave. - Join MBBM Patreon for an exclusive purge of Boomer Bob's previous show Metals & Mortgages: https://www.patreon.com/mbbmproductions - Join Who's Right Patreon for even more Boomer Bob and also 2 guys called Doug & Anthony: https://www.patreon.com/whosright - all other links, stinks, kinks, pinks: https://www.manbrainpodcast.com

Torture Evil Queen Elizabeth for killing Jeffrey Epstein & Prince Andrew Nov 20, 2019

B020: People say the weirdest shit on Facebook. This one fantasized about how she would torture Queen Elizabeth II, whom she seems to believe is pure evil, with the sounds of children laughing and garlic baths. It could be a parody but this person was consistent with her nonsense. If you find any bizarre posts like this, please send to realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com

The Purge Of Podcast Wrestling Society Oct 28, 2019

The Return of Podcast Purge! We jumped the gun and this marks the commencement of The Great Podcast Purge of 2020. In this episode, I (Dave) am, like my sexual activity, doing it solo with a jar of pickles crammed up my ass. (It's okay; the glass is very thick; I won't make that mistake again.) I take a listen to Podcast Wrestling Society with Troy Adams and give my humble thoughts on possible areas of improvement. Listen to more of his show here: https://bigheadsmedia.com/category/sports/pro-wrestling/podcast-wrestling-society/

The Amanda Show With Blunt Mommy & Her Frumpy Bitch Dave Oct 21, 2019

Welcome to The Amanda Show With Blunt Mommy & Her Frumpy Bitch Dave! The butthole sharpie is never going to happen. Never ever ever. - Sign up to our Patreon www.patreon.com/mbbmproductions for extra sexy funny audio photos videos with Blunt Mommy - Use discount code BLUNTMOM at checkout from www.adamandeve.com for 50% of a regular priced item, free shipping and some bonus gifts - Listen to Amanda's podcast: https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ - Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the other pinky stinky kinky links

God Might Bless America But Lydia Does Not Oct 10, 2019

God wouldn't let me quit the podcast; the fucking asshole; so we're going to shit on his chosen people: Americans. I, Dave, have a love/hate relationship with Americans; mostly love. My wife, Lydia, on the other hand, doesn't have a whole lot of love for them. If you're an American listening to this and are surprised that the rest of the world thinks you're loud, dumb, fat & proudly ignorant, then you're welcome. The dumb you can't really help; the fat you can't really help either with the culture of shameless excessive consumption; the loudness might be related to your accent that feels more natural to yell. So we're left with the proud ignorance. That you might be able to do something about. There are many documentaries on Netflix to get you started on what America is actually like and the impact it has had on the rest of the world. It goes far far beyond dick swinging gulf wars. But hey, whatever, you loudmouth prigs have God on your side, so why listen to us? Murrica fuck yeah. Special thanks to Lydia for giving permission to release her confidential recordings. Go to https://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the pinky stinky kinky links Sign up to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/mbbmproductions for extra sexy funny audio photos videos with Blunt Mommy Use discount code MANBRAIN at checkout from https://www.adamandeve.com for 50% of a regular priced item, free shipping and some bonus gifts

Final Episode Part 2B Goodbye Kisses & Comedy Disses Sep 30, 2019

Final Episode Part 2B Goodbye Kisses & Comedy Disses Special Guest: Jodie B from Po Boy Podcast https://soundcloud.com/user-592263664 Is this the end? Or at least an end? Or is this a big misdirect and someone else is quitting? Surely to God it will at least be the last ever Podcast Circle Jerk heavy episode? Or maybe there should be a pause to re-group & refine & re-package into something that is actually accessible to more than 7 people? Will Irene’s comedy jerk off instructions be the pinnacle Man Brain achievements or could there be something even more jerkirific in the future? What is real and what is fake? Are we caught in a landslide? Does Dave even know what the fuck is going on any more? Cameos: Hank from Dirty Monoball Podcast, Amanda from Blunt Mommy Podcast, Alabamamanda, Winnie the Pooh, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bobby, Tranny Irene, Cis Irene Shout-outs / Mentions: Who’s Right Podcast, Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, HTNOS Podcast, Heavyweight Chumps Podcast, Simmons & Moore Podcast, Zero Fucks Given Podcast, The Plunge Podcast, Small Town Mentality Podcast, Bear Claw Pastry Podcast, Married As Fuck Podcast, Bearded Dad Podcast, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard & Eli Podcast, NE Pod Podcast, My Worst Holiday Podcast, Misery Point Radio Podcast, Others Use discount code MANBRAIN at checkout at: https://www.adamandeve.com Subscribe to our Patreon for extra content: https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions All other links: https://www.manbrainpodcast.com Let us know if you honestly believe that we should quit and we will consider our options. Sometimes one must kill one’s retarded babies to free up resources for more healthy offspring. Mong Brain Out perhaps for the final time.

Final Episode Part 2 Shane Gillis loves Ching Chong Chinatown Sep 23, 2019

Final episode part 2A – tribute to Shane Gillis dedicated to Doug, Anthony, …, & Sidekick Bob from Who’s Right podcast Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/dycuAvr Sign up to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions All other links: https://www.manbrainpodcast.com Podcaster clips / Mentions: Misery Loves Company, Married as Fuck, Fire in the Hole, Married as Fuck, Blunt Mommy, Who’s Right, NE Pod, HTNOS, Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Po Boys, Simmons & Moore, Heavyweight Chumps, Shane Gillis Loves Ching Chong Chinatown, Tyrone’s Racial Abuse Comedy Hour, Opie & Anthony, Jim & Sam, Opie & Todd, Dumb & Dumber, Ricky Gervais Show, Rodney Rude, Blossom Laqueefer calls everyone she doesn’t like racist, Lady Gaga’s Toilet Tunes, Uncle Randy Loves You Got Dam, Dave’s Narcolepsy Snorecast, Everything But Politics & Religion, The 2 Jones: Alex & Alan (try to outdo each other in their ability to incite violence), Patrice O’Neal’s Asian Cultural Sensitivity Training Program, The Podcast Circle Jerk presents: Itunes podcast review swaps are never disingenuous, Alabamamanda’s Existential Musings, Richard Spencer Eats Fried Chicken & Watermelon, Skullfucker Skullfucks Catholic Priests, Stefan Molyneux enslaves cute young white boys, Name That Race with Doug & Anthony, Kevin Brennan can’t keep a cohost, Arnold the podcast cockroach, A Podcast Star is Born, Smashing Wife Pumpkins All clips used with explicit permission from the almighty. Send all Cease & Desist orders to god@heaven.com Extra special thanks to all the white women who were destroyed by BBCs. Without their service to mankind, this show would not have been possible. Never forget that fried chicken is the watermelon of the sea.

Final Episode Part 1 Sep 04, 2019

Thank ya Fuck ya for listening ya Cunts. Special thanks to John & Duchess for motivating me to do the right thing for the sake of the indy podcasting community. Mentions: Podcasts: Bear Claw Pastry, Who's Right, Blunt Mommy, Po Boys, Small Town Mentality, Titty Talk, Podcasts of the Roundtable, Simmons & Moore, Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Married as Fuck, Hashtag No Offence, Heavyweight Chumps, Bro Honey Networks: NSFW, Inner Circle, Civilised Creatures, Podcast Circle Jerk Podcasters: John, Doug, Anthony, Amanda, Ben, Adam, Duchess, Chris, Hank, Brooke, Uncle Randy, Jodie B, Devon, Alex, Joe B, Steve Other: Wife, Popeyes Chicken, Coldplay, Disabled Schizophrenics, Bumbling Talentless Idiots

Dick Pic Queen Blunt Mommy Aug 29, 2019

I tried to quit, but God wouldn't let me, the fucker. But he gave no stipulations on what I had to podcast. Going to do some mini-episodes. Blunt Mommy is the dick pic queen & cohost of Man Brain podcast. Bonus track using clips from her 1 year anniversary episode. Listen to her free Blunt Mommy podcast: https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive audio, pictures, and videos: https://www.patreon.com/mbbmproductions

JOI Jerk Off Instructions with Irene - Beat the Comedy Custard Yuck Aug 13, 2019

You've never heard JOI Jerk Off Instructions like this. Episode dedicated to Jodie B from Po Boys Podcast. Send your cum tributes to https://twitter.com/realladybrain

Who's Right Anthony thinks Suck My Kiss is Fucking Stupid & Red Hot Chili Peppers are Shit Aug 02, 2019

Youtube playlist of almost all the artists mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg&list=PLfaMefE_PZ_5M1FgHyOjR3_TjPUS6HvM- This week we are joined by Anthony from Who’s Right podcast and intern Bob aka Clunkers to discuss our love of music. Yes, this is the stuff that Doug from Who’s Right podcast deems not interesting enough for their show. Listen and you be the judge. Tell us if we should do more of these types of episodes or if Doug is totally right and we should never ever do anything like this ever again. Intern Bob fans will want to listen to the end. Man Brain is brought to you by AdamandEve.com Use discount code MANBRAIN at checkout for 50% off 1 item with free shipping and bonus gifts. Why not browse AdamandEve.com right now while you’re listening to this hot and steamy episode. If you can’t find anything for yourself or your partner; then why not get something very special for Anthony’s mom. Music mentions (pending spelling and fact checking by intern Bob) • Chester B Williams https://soundcloud.com/davechaffeyhippie/sets/clean-songs • The Postal Service • Death Cab for Cutie • Murphy’s Law • Mighty Mighty Bosstones – good before Knock on Wood crap • Less than Jake • Metal Blades Records – Lizzy Borden – Give em the Axe • Lard • Dead Kennedys • Pig Face • Green Day • Screeching Weasels – Kill the Musicians • The Vindictives • The Queers • Mr T experience • Nirvana • Tool - Enema • Pearl Jam • Radiohead – The Bends & OK Computer • Bob’s Tool tribute band that we didn’t acknowledge at all. Sorry Bob • Throbbing Grisel • Nine Ince Nails • Hollys sue Radiohead / Radiohead sue Lana Del Rey • Men at Work - Downunder overplayed but still a good song fuckers / sued by Kookaburra sits on an old gum tree • Opeth • Fear Factory – Cars • Pantera • Sepultura – Chaos AD and Roots • Weird Al Yankovic • Richard Cheese not parody music • JonLajoie - Show me your genitals • Steel Panther – Community Property • Rock Sugar – don’t stop the Sandman • Hilltop Hoods • Talib Kweli – Drugs Basketball and Rap • Midnight Oil – Beds are Burning • Keith Urban (Dave’s almost brother in law) • ACDC • Van Halen • Metallica • Megadeth • Slayer • Testament • Exodus • Led Zeppelin • Yes • Iron Maiden • Motley Crue • Not Toni Collette – Ring my Bell (does anyone but Anthony think the bass sounds like a didgeridoo?) • Dokken – Under lock and key • Red Hot Chili Peppers – Blood Sugar Sex Magic (RHCP guitarists we get the names wrong oh well) • Crazy Town – Butterfly • Primus – Devil went down to Georgia All other mentions: • AdamandEve.com use discount code MANBRAIN • Who’s Right podcast with Doug and Anthony • The Official podcast with Kaya and others • Blunt Mommy’s titties • Redskins candy • Doug’s loot crate business (US only) • Crocodile Chance Dundee Hunter Irwin Hogan Kozlowski • Korg Gadget music production app • Intern Bob’s cuck ass little bitch ex-cohost • Blunt Mommy’s panties • NSFL Productions Patreon www.patreon.com/nsflproductions • Who’s Right Patreon www.patreon.com/whosright

Friendly Blowjobs with Blunt Mommy Jul 22, 2019

Friendly Blowjobs Introducing High Amanda sign up to our Patreon for much more: https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions Go to website for all the links: https://www.manbrainpodcast.com Listen to Blunt Mommy podcast: https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ Go to https://adamandeve.com and use discount code MANBRAIN at checklist for 50% one item and free shipping and some free gifts. (or use code BLUNTMOM if you would like Amanda to win our competition for who is the best at selling dildos) Mentions: AdamandEve.com / Spunk Lube / Po Boys podcast / Who's Right podcast Synopsis: shallow pussy / fugly chicks / pimp Phillip / we need sugar daddies / transactional relationships / don’t go in the butt dry use spunk lube / ass numbing cream / go to AdamandEve.com and use discount code MANBRAIN / High Amanda is decisive? / Swiss Navy Seamen cream / how many beers for anal victory? / warm tight butthole hugs / Amanda the anal-every-now-and-then queen / 3 dudes 3 dicks 3 holes – Dave, Jodie B from Po Boys, Doug from Who’s Right / the butterfly is close to giving head? / married women gotta give it up some more / unfunny Zac don’t count / creepy married dudes need to sign up to our Patreon www.patreon.com/nsflproductions / messy AF Chewbacca / irregular Patreon commitments / fuck the dumb calendar system / Dave the gentleman / covered in bull semen / jaw-dropping Patreon content coming soon / Amanda’s intimidating spirit dick in which hole? / skullfucking Skullfucker / Amanda’s home videos with blaring The Weeknd / OMG moment / you all want to see Dave naked sitting on a butt plug / Amanda ASMR / Michael Jackson impressions never get old / naming Amanda’s titties / mayonnaise and mustard up the butt

The Aristocrats OFFENSIVE JOKE Jul 11, 2019

The greatest version of the most offensive joke ever. Yeah, it's got the bad words in it. Yeah that one, and that one, and that one too. For more, watch The Aristocrats documentary from 2005, produced by comedians Penn Jillette and Paul Provenzawith, with a bunch of comedians doing inferior versions of the joke. Also check out What the Doc podcast for a discussion about the joke and why some people love it. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-aristocrats/id1440393207?i=1000443112991 Personally, it's a little too much for my taste. What do you think? Email realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com

Amanda's Cheeky Panties Jun 26, 2019

Amanda needs new panties. Amanda wants new panties. Feat Amanda from Blunt Mommy podcast: https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ Sign up to our Patreon for much more Blunt Mommy: https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions Sponsored by http://adamandeve.com discount code BLUNTMOM for 50% off one item & free shipping

Dave Dream Believer Jun 19, 2019

Dave's relaxation techniques are like no other. Sponsored by http://www.AdamandEve.com use discount code MANBRAIN at checkout. Thanks to Spunk Lube for supporting our Man Brains. Man Brain is a proud member of NSFW podcast network: nudists, sluts, freaks, weirdos. Sign up to our Patreon for more sexy content: http://www.patreon.com/wreu

Fuck Boy Amanda Jun 09, 2019

Fuck Boy Amanda aka Blunt Mommy tears into that pussy. Also, 'Eat Dicks' Dave and Amanda 'Blunt Mommy' thrust deep into all the recent controversy in the indy podcasting collective called the 'Circle Jerk' and expose some jaw-dropping secrets and a grand conspiracy with members that no one thought would be capable of such a Machiavellian plan. Strap up your tits and tuck down your cock & balls, because indy podcasting will never ever be the same. Who are the bad apples in the American pie who need to go bye bye? Listen to find out. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions

Cum Out My Nose Daddy Jun 03, 2019

Dave, Irene the former phone sex worker, and some bloke discuss nose cum, racist genitals & spousal murder fantasies https://www.manbrainpodcast.com https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions Mentions: Blunt Mommy, Small Town Mentality, Po Boys, Persons with Albinism, NSFW podcast network: Nudists/Sluts/Freaks/Weirdos, Drama City Productions, others

Cat Fight: Fuck Bunny Wife vs Cock Tease Cohost May 24, 2019

Semi-hard & semi-professional Dave gets off watching his wife Lydia fight it out with Blunt Mommy. Listen to see who comes out on top of Dave's dick. https://www.manbrainpodcast.com/ https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions Mentions: Spunk Lube, Who's Right podcast, Unbelievably Stupid podcast, NSFL Productions Patreon, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Zeus the Japanese Spitz, Hank's Dirty Snowball Podcast, Blunt Mommy's Liver Twitter account, Lady Pod Squad, Zero Fucks Given podcast, Mics and Beers podcast, Pub Shenanigans podcast, dude code-named Torana, Heavyweight Chumps podcast, Bearded Dad podcast, The Roast of Jason Alme

When Was The Last Time You Jerked Off A Guy Dressed Up As Ronald McDonald May 13, 2019

B018: When was the last time?

Guy Talking May 06, 2019

Guy talks for 50 minutes

Girls Gone Wild Podcast Rumble 2 Aftershow Apr 26, 2019

Man Brain podcast ep52: Riley Memorial 'good vibes only' Podcast Rumble 2 Aftershow: Girls Gone Wild Peeing & Flashing OR 3 Fingers in the Asshole Participants: Blunt Mommy, Zero Fucks Given, Hank's Dirty Monoball, Po Boys, Heavyweight Chumps, Shit Happens When You Party Naked, NE Pod https://www.manbrainpodcast.com https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ https://hankevans.podbean.com/ NSFW/18+. We recorded an aftershow following a podcast rumble that we did with a bunch of other podcasters and things got very hot and heavy. Now, the sound quality isn’t the best and, yes, there’s lots of talking over each other; but none of that matters. This is exactly what my vision of Man Brain podcast was when it came to collaborating with other shows. Peeing, flashing, nipple torture & a butt; not to mention some of the raunchiest dirty talk ever spoken on a podcast. It’s so hot that you’re lucky you’re getting this for free. We can’t thank enough everyone who participated in this and got so loose that the full fist wouldn’t even touch the sides. Sit back, relax, drop those panties and enjoy this beautiful mess. Mentions: Bicker Bots, Who's Right, Unbelievably Stupid, Small Town Mentality, #NoOffense

NSFW Podcast Rumble 2 Santa Claus Short Round & Cajun Cunt Apr 22, 2019

NSFW Podcast Rumble 2 Santa Claus, Short Round & Cajun Cunt A shit load of podcasters battle it out together in this very special episode! Participants: Jodie B from Po Boys, Joe B from NE Pod, Amanda from Blunt Mommy, John from Unbelievably Stupid, Randal & Brook from Married as Fuck, Mattox from Heavyweight Chumps, Heather & Teri from Zero Fucks Given, Jason and Matt from Flashback Sequence Engage, Dave from Man Brain, Jason from Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Michael Jackson's Penis, Creepy Fucking Guy, Blunt Mommy's Left Titty Debbie, The devil and angel on Jodie B's shoulders, Hank from Dirty Monoball Mentions: Spunklube, Ben from Small Town Mentality, Doug & Anthony from Who's Right, Riley from The Plunge, PJ from Bicker Bots, Shane from Bearded Dad, Steve Johnson, Podcoin podcast player, Eli from The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard & Eli, Todd from The Toddcast Cabal, Alex from Bro Honey Introduction: "Welcome to the Riley Memorial ‘good vibes only’ Podcast Rumble; also known as the oral orgy of the people who haven’t run away from Blunt Mommy’s prickly cactus snatch. We love you Blunt Mommy. Prepare to be entertained by some of the greatest not safe for work indy podcasters around… and Hank. Who will try his best too I’m sure, like a special needs kid running backwards in the relay with the baton up his asshole..... just let him say a few things and pretend he’s funny then we can move on to the real entertainment. We are your hosts: I’m Jason from Shit Happens when you Party Naked and joining me is Dave from Man Brain podcast. The rules are as follows: we start with 2 people entering and pounding you with their flapping jaws and fapping pant meat. Then every 5 minutes or so, a new competitor will enter the fuckfest & hopefully enter the other competitors. As long as competitors remain entertaining, they stay in the chat. If they go quiet, go soft, over-dominate, stick it in the wrong hole, or start being sanctimonious about what is and isn’t okay to make jokes about, they will be bounced harder than Heather’s bazongas when she does jumping jacks. The winner will be the last person left talking and they will receive the victory cream pie. Yes I’m going to do it and if you can all say it along with me because I blow loads much harder with a squad of cheerleaders: Let’s get ready to rumble!!! Oh, special shoutout to Shane from Bearded Dad podcast. We’re thinking of you buddy." Thank you very much to all the participants. See you at the next rumble coming soon!

Blunt Mommy Loves To See Guys Jack Off Apr 12, 2019

Happy Birthday to my muse Blunt Mommy. Go check out her podcast: https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ Clips taken from NSFL Productions Patreon episodes. Sign up to hear more: https://www.patreon.com/nsflproductions

Mike Peacock Sex Doll Poop Knife Hitler Apr 08, 2019

Episode 51: Mike Peacock Sex Dolls Poop Knives Hitler "There are people out there who probably have no business doing podcasting" Dave is joined by Mike Peacock from On the Edge podcast and we call out all podcasters with terrible audio quality. Seriously, sort your shit out or move aside for the podcasters who actually give a shit about what they’re doing. Original discussion was recorded late last year when Jay from My Worst Holiday was still talking to Dave and he had yet to fall out with Steve from Baked and Awake podcast. He can be a little much at times. Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links, kinks, stinks and pussy winks. Listen on podcoin. Sign up to our group Patreon for exclusive content like late night intimate chats with Blunt Mommy and Dave. www.patreon.com/nsflproductions Mentions: Mike Peacock’s 2 podcasts: On the Edge and Misery Point Radio, Mark & Jay My Worst Holiday, Steve Baked & Awake, Ben Small Town Mentality, Eli Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard & Eli, Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Phil Oakley on Twitter, Blake Noise Pollution, Kenric Spoiler Country, Doug Anthony Who’s Right, Hank’s Dirty Monoball Synopsis: Adam Carolla rants, Phil Oakley starfucks, Joe Rogan shall not be named on the show, Blink 182 Ufologist, James Bond drinks, food & drink snobbery, podcaster delusions of grandeur, crippling perfectionism, cooking show contrivances, Gordon Ramsey fuck off hysterics, Suing Man Brain for causing permanent psychological damage, handling criticism of your podcast, rage quitting offensive podcasts & getting triggered, podcasting recording hardware & software, Zencastr fucks up with some crackles and pops, the Joe Rogan Michael Jackson microphone, Izotope RX noise reduction to reduce background noise, just the right amount of alcohol for podcasting, from Barry White to Michael Jackson, Dave is a mental case with no consistency with his voice, thinking about the room where you record, Hank’s shithouse microphone technique, unbearably annoying noises on podcasts, annoying noise rage quit episode idea, Podcast Impossible with Mike Peacock and Dave, Solving audio issues for My Worst Holiday and Baked and Awake, can enthusiasm make up for technical issues, podcasters can be oversensitive little bitches, Mike sucking the Chaffey hog, dumb Dave took months to work out mix minus setup to patch calls into his mixer, don’t so much of a perfectionist that you can’t release anything, Dave can’t get along with anyone; particularly he hasn’t had a great run with stoners, disappearing Comminski file damn those chemtrails, The podcast cabal really fucks around with indy podcasters, Wes Craven’s Shocker, Steve’s cooler & blowtorch dab, Frigging stoner lingo, emotional triggering, satirising ideologically inflexible people, Skullfucker triggering people, snowflakes with no mental resilience, weeping for humanity, Family Guy, building a wall, Mike loves mic preamps; like really really loves them, throwing them dollar bills at podcasting, gear snobbery, shopping for butt loving wives, acting on constructive criticism, Dave is Stutters McGee and it’s so fucking annoying, The US is a Nation of Pussies, Mike’s mystery celebrity family members, Who’s Right suicide episode was not the usual dour presentation, Anthony Bordain, cum buckets, podcaster self-doubt, Hank will be tackling all the tough issues on his show, Daddy Issues, Miserable Pricks, pandering to the lowest common denominator, the goal of humanity, fluffers and strokers, indy podcaster delusions of grandeur, podcast unique selling propositions, feather ruffling, self-critiquing, more weeping for humanity; over-protected and coddled, Marshall Applewhite and Heaven’s Gate Cult comet suicide near miss, old fat white sitar player weirdo, Hank striking out with women, setting up a podcasting cult, Nexium sex cult, manipulating people, sending out only good vibes into the Universe

Pistachio Penis Prankster Apr 04, 2019

B22: A prankster called into The Atheist Experience TV show and said a lot of funny shit. I set it to piano music. Go check them out on Youtube. I assume it was a prank; but maybe he was being serious? What do you think? Serious or prank?

Blunt Mommy Pops Dave's Fireball Cherry Mar 29, 2019

Episode 50: Blunt Mommy Spreads Vagina Rumours & Pops Dave's Fireball Cherry Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all links, kinks, stinks & pussy winks. Go to https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/ for more Blunt Mommy. Competition: Be the first to count how many times Blunt Mommy says 'fuck' in this ep & we'll send you some samples of Spunk Lube. Who wouldn't want some sex lube that has been personally handled by the hottest SMILF in indy podcasting? Mentions: Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Chris Hashtag No Offence Podcast, Spunk Lube, Miller's Dick, Origin of Speakcies, Shooting the Shiznit, Black Wrecellence, The Jeff Peart Show, American Slacker, Johnny Dough Strange Things are Afoot @ the Circle K, Jodie B Po Boys, Chad's Dad Bod, Doug and Anthony from Who's Right, John from Unbelievably Stupid Dave's words: Hank,So,Actually,Circle Jerk,Man Brain,Podcast,Network,I know, Now,You know what I mean Blunt's words: Miller,Dick,Baton Rouge,Blunt Mommy,Bruh,Burping,Podcast,Titty,Ass,Gay Synopsis: Dave(D) & Blunt Mommy(B) got drunk on Fireball Whiskey with help from a drinking game trying to encourage them to not say the same words over and over on the podcast. D says 'so' so so so much. B beats up D with a belt. D misses B's cinnamon flavoured pussy. B reads intro out flawlessly. D takes over & does even better. 'Fuck You Dave' seems to be B's new catchphrase. The Podcast Cabal initiation continues. B requests more dick pics. D can't talk & must be punished. D gets even more giggly on Fireball Whiskey. D reads out tweets from podcasters in the slim hope they'll listen then abandon their own shows & devote all their time to worshipping Man Brain. B on wine = Winomonda. D&B splooge over South Park. D&B debate over who is manipulating the other more. 'They took our jobs' South Park clip has absolutely nothing to do with this ep. Irene might destroy B in future drinking game episode. Half an hour in & the ep really gets going. D makes fun of his disability because disabilities are hilarious. D&B don't understand how to make evergreen content. The roast of Blunt Mommy has to happen. NSFL Productions Patreon content will be super hot cumming soon. Cunt fun, 'squalms' a new B word, B probably not a meth-head. D issues photoshop challenge. Clacker also Aussie slang for asshole. How many B holes are open for business? D&B tease stuff for Patreon. Hit them up if they don't deliver on their promises. B plays D a Leprechaun video that is weirdly appropriation of both Irish & Black American culture. B tries some more Aussie Bogan slang. B's cunt is extremely country. "You get me any more maggoted on this goon and I’ll let you cop a squiz at me hairy freckle." B is competitive as fuck. D's 1st ever dick pic. Man Brain Dick Pic episode still cumming soon. B does not repeat drinking words at the end of ep. Squeezing dick for the perfect pic. Giant Hobbit Dicks. The perfect tit pic. D's freckle (asshole) gets first photo shoot. D's wife gets sent surprise. Blunt Mommy spreads vagina rumours. Pizza whores. World famous BJs Pineville pizza? Would you rather for rest of your life pizza no penis or penis no pizza? Life is not fair. Hank's sweet fat hormonal man boobs. D not a pussy hound. B not a cock chaser? Hank's suspension from Man Brain podcast for yawning. D getting up Lydia's freckle. D getting birthday sex. D turning into mad dom. D totally fails & spits out Hank so many times what the fuck? D so obsessed with Hank OMFG. D takes sexiest selfie ever. D's angry sex. Ep goes more & more off the rails around 2 hour mark. B sleazes onto Doug from Who's Right podcast. B needs a Doug boob pic. Unbelievably Stupid John the hornbag. B the skinny girl is weight loss expert. Penis Platters. Podcasting Mega Circle Jerk. B grows ever more belligerent. B's no makeup look. B self-roast. B lays down the challenge to anyone who wants to take her on at War of the Words. HTNOS podcast Chris in particular. B takes over

Tractor Larry Loves Chickens And His Sister Wives Mar 12, 2019

Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all links, stinks, kinks & pussy winks. NSFW/18+ Episode 46: Dave chats with Shane from Bearded Dad podcast & Tractor Larry gets down with his chickens. Dave announces NSFL Productions; a group Patreon launching soon with some other podcasters who will all be contributing original offensive comedy content. Dave says 'so' way too many times & must be punished. Podcast Mentions: Shane Bearded Dad, Collision Shack, Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Ben Small Town Mentality, Hank Dirty Hank's Monoball, Randal & Brook Married as Fuck, Drinks With Larry, Amanda Blunt Mommy Synopsis: Dave looks great shirtless, Dave calls out Hank as a piece of shit, Tractor Larry is cool. Dave makes a public apology & makes a heartfelt correction about what Collision Shack podcast is about; it is not about Shaquille O'Neal's car accidents. Dave announces Not Safe For Life Productions, NSFLProductions on Twitter, a group Patreon with paid content that can be accessed for $1 per month. Expected April release. Other podcasters involved will be announced soon. Dave exaggerates friction with wife; wife doesn't want to stab him 79 times; just drown him in the pool. Dave struggles to talk naturally & not deliver an infomercial. Dave gazes into a crystal ball but decides fuck it let's do it anyway. Boy oh boy the N word is problematic. What is the NSFL policy going to be on the N word? Michael Jackson aka Applehead makes an appearance. What's with these long Dave introductions? Holy fuck does he love turning listeners off? Get to the funny stuff Dave! Dave sucks at selling. He couldn't sell an abortion to a Scientologist. Rest assured that the NSFL Productions Patreon is going to be better than Dave; the other members are great! Dave slams old big dick Ben from Small Town Mentality Podcast for no good reason. Blunt Mommy is in the NSFL Productions teaser clip so I guess she's involved too. Blunt flicks her nipples to Dave to put him in an evermore complicated situation with his wife. Should hopefully lead to fireworks on future episodes! NSFL Productions has a 1 month satisfaction guarantee. We will offend you or your money back. Dave spirals trying to offend a generic person. People who conform to stereotypes can be annoying so fair play Dave. But goddam can you shorten your shit up? Dave promises to trigger every Patreon subscriber to build their mental resilience; this is cheap therapy of a kind that modern weak as piss therapists won't give. Dave then claims he's done the greatest promo ever & that no one else can come close. Truly delusional. Will Hank help out Bearded Dad? Will Dave really give away mission critical Hank secrets behind the paywall? Shane & Dave battle each other for Man Brain supremacy with the help of their friends. Who is the funniest, the fightiest, the fuckiest? Skullfucker, Tractor Larry, Brian, Brian, Hank or Bearded Dad? Listen to find out who the winner is; though you can probably guess from the title of this episode. The comedy roast of Jason Alme is discussed along with the unfortunate events that came afterwards that shook the very foundations of the indy comedy podcasting community. Skullfucker claims that only women, children & the gays celebrate birthdays. Carer Pete sedates Skullfucker and wheels him away. Dave makes excuses for sounding amateur which makes him sounds even more amateur. Great work Dave. You'll never make it man. The longer you podcast Dave the sadder it becomes. Dave's wife Lydia aka Leigh-Anne is a harsh critic & does not believe that the indy podcasting community are exactly full of winners. Brian and Brian go head to head & talk about Jesus Juice JJ. Seriously who the fuck are these guys? Not Man Brain material whatsoever. If they're supposed to be comic relief, then they really need to be funnier. Work on it guys! Hank & Bearded Dad throw it down; Hank being fuckier whereas Bearded Dad is fightier. Hank is definitely a mechanic.

Hank's Testicles Hitler & Tupac Mar 04, 2019

Episode 45 Hank's Testicles: Hitler & Tupac

Law & Order BMLTL Blunt Mommy's Left Titty & Liver Feb 26, 2019

Episode 43 Law & Order BMLTL Blunt Mommy’s Left Titty & Liver Blunt Mommy the delicate little flower non-alcoholic who drinks a lot and has no soul is back!!! Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links, stinks, pinks & kinks. Thank ya Fuck ya for listening. How many Man Brain Extended Universe podcasters are in your spank bank? How many times do we mention Doug from Who’s Right Podcast in this episode? Why are we riding his dick so hard? We try to get to the bottom of who is responsible for the Blunt Mommy parody Twitter accounts: Blunt Mommy’s Left Tit & her Liver. The suspects are the super humble Jason, Jodie B, Tractor Larry, Doug, & Big Dick Ben. We interrogate three of the suspects and someone gets the old phone book massage. Feel free to troll these accounts and try and flush out their true identity: http://www.twitter.com/bluntliver http://www.twitter.com/blunttitty We all get a little tingle in our balls about some of the wonderful people from Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Wyoming, South Carolina & the even more redneck Queensland Australia. We take a Debbie Does Dallas Detour. Send in your audition tapes for our planned reimagining of the classic pornographic film about cheerleader whoring with big bushes. We discuss the comedy roast of Jason Alme and the massive fallout including cool group mutinies and epic battles between some of the greatest keyboard warriors of all time. Blunt Mommy fervently denies ever doing Meth despite all the accusations. What do frog farts taste like? Link to uncut version of Roast on Youtube: https://youtu.be/9CS4u8e-o7A Edited version will be released on Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast. We roast Adam Simmons because he said ‘sepia’ and ‘taupe’ in his recent comedy roast set. An over-reaction to be sure and he promised to help get a new version of the Man Brain theme tune recorded. Thanks Adam; you’re the best! We ban Hunter from The Plunge podcast from our show permanently and tell Riley from The Plunge to dump all his co-hosts and find some comedy equals. We announce Blunt Mommy’s Titty Talk, a new series on her channel, where Blunt will wear promotional stickers as nipple pasties, and we’ll talk titties. If you’d like to be a guest on the show, contact Blunt Mommy on her Twitter or email bluntmommypodcast@yahoo.com Send in your Ass sucking giving and/or receiving audio clips to realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com As always send your dick pics to http://www.twitter.com/blunt_mommy Thanks to Zero Fucks Given podcast for having me on their show. Go check out Heather, Teri and Daisy having some of the most frank sexual discussions we’ve ever heard. Mentions: Block em Todd from Chewed Gum Podcast, Big Dick Ben from Small Town Mentality Podcast, Amanda the belt sander from Blunt Mommy Podcast, Butt Plug Doug & Unfuckable Anthony from Who’s Right Podcast, Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Internet Radio Program, Jodie B the Humble C from Po Boys Podcast, Fucking on his Tractor Larry from Bearded Dad Podcast, Jason Alme why not take All of Me from Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Debbie Does Dallas, Undoubtebly Adam from Simmons & Moore Podcast, Riley the GOAT & Hunter the banned from The Plunge Podcast, Dandy Warhols suck, Bono from U2 who is still cool, Secret Project to be announced soon, Australian comedian Rodney Rude, Dirty Hank’s Monoball Podcast, Zero Fuck’s Given Podcast, Inner Circle Podcast Network, Inner City Poor Kids Network, Innie Cunt Juice Network, PJ from Bicker Bots podcast, Menmoirs Just the Tips Podcast, NSFW Podcast Network, Drama City Productions, The Hood Diner Project Podcast, Titty Tractors, Whistling Butt Plugs, Lydia’s feet, Drunk Irene’s dirty mouth, Hank’s penis thumb, Pandy’s asshole & Big Blue. As they say in Georgia: Gotta keep your fingers wet in multiple peach pie cobblers.

Metaphysical Meltdown Cheese Feb 22, 2019

B021: People say the weirdest shit on Youtube. Some might say that our obsession with Metaphysical Mike is bordering on pathological stalking. I say that he has inspired us to create great art, while you, person reading this, have done nothing. Seriously, what the fuck have you done with your life that is so special? You're a true nobody if you've got to shit on Metaphysical Mike to feel better about yourself. Which brings me to my point: what do you do when people say mean things to you? When they infer that maybe your whole worldview is delusional? Do you check in with reality, or go ever further down the rabbit hole?

Disabled Wife Blues Feb 17, 2019

B047 Disabled Wife Blues Rap: I got the blues so bad, aah the disabled wife blues. Dave's Birthday present rap to Lydia delivered 6 months late. Dedicated to the Heavyweight Chumps podcast, my wife's number 1 fans.

Women belong in the Special Olympics Feb 11, 2019

Warning: Listeners may be offended by almost every word of this episode. Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links & kinks. 042 End Gender Segregation in Sport: According to Man Brain Team Member Brett aka Skullfucker: "Being a woman is a disability! Get them out of the Olympic Games unless they can compete with the men! That is real equal opportunity! Women can go to the Para-olympics or the Special Olympics or the Pink Pussy Slut Hat Olympics or any of the ‘exclude the best and give everyone else a medal’ cripple circle jerks. If that offends you sweetheart, then it’s time to deprogram your delusional gender equality brainwashing. If you don’t know what that means, don’t worry your pretty little head about it with those sweet plump DSLs. Start by jumping on my wheelchair, getting dem titties out, and sucking my cock while you hum along to the Man Brain theme tune! Yeah, I’m suffering from toxic masculinity so you’re going to have to suck out the poison. RAAAHH!" Mentions: #ladypoopsquad, Who's Right Podcast, My Worst Holiday Podcast, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Best Forever Podcast, Hank's Dirty Monoball Podcast, Blunt Mommy Podcast, Conversations with Paycheck and Red (promo)

Take That Up The Asshole With The Witches Of Dick Pic Feb 04, 2019

037: Calling all Take That fans! Listen up to Irene, Pandy & Muffy talk about Pandy's favourite band of all time! Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all links If you don't know who the old UK boy band Take That are, then maybe go listen to something else. You'll know within first 20 seconds if this episode is for you; if you need Gary, Robbie, Howard, Duck, Dodger, & Stadium in your life. Come back next week for massive Skullfucker rant about womens! Pandy is pretty annoying but Irene has possibly the hottest voice ever on Man Brain podcast. Irene isn't fan of Take That either; but she is part of Lady Brain takeover of this show; alongside Lydia & Blunt Mommy; The Witches of Dick Pic. At least that's the story according to Dave. Synopsis: Why the fuck did Dave decide to do an almost half hour introduction to this episode? Dude is getting too big for his britches & needs to be taken down a few notches and put in his place. This isn't Dave's podcast any more and this is for the best. Dave claims he was blackmailed? Sure Dave. Then he slams Lydia's friend Crackers; why? Dave slams Crackers for living in fantasy land, but listen to him plunge into his grand delusions. OMFG Dave. But yes, we're playing along with Dave's fantasies as well and it has been nothing but funtimes so far. Dave slams former co-host Hank and his new show. Dave discusses 'build the wall' type motivational goals as superior to purely striving for happiness. Dave to not steal Hank's ball thunder. Dave recommends abandoning episode & going elsewhere. Dave fails at doing Ice T. Dave pleads for attention. Dave gets shitty that he only has 15 Patreon subscribers then begs for more. Dave calls Irene a sexy conniving witch. RIP Muffy. Where is Nigel Groper? Patriarchy 2 fuck you we're gonna get you is ever evolving. Hank won't disappear. Contact us if you want more Pandy's favourite gay things episodes, Dave 4.0 is coming never. Muffy gets shits with Pandy straight out of gate. Muffy dick princess. Muffy snidey little cunt. Pandy splooges over Take That. Pandy cock boy. Muffy gets anal fissures. Irene heavy breathing into mic is super hot. Irene & Pandy & Hank go see Take That in concert. Hank's titty cake motorboating. Why is Irene friends with Hank? Gay laws in Queensland Australia. Has Irene really never seduced anyone over the phone? We smell BS! Toothy vaginas. Hank cracks on to middle-aged Take That fans. Hank is Pandy's fuck brother. Pandy prostate massaging. gay pegging. Muffy's & Irene's critique of Pandy's script. Pink SpunkLube for gay sex. Cooking steak with natural lube. Robbie & Gary fought before Robbie left Take That. Did they fuck as well? Which Take That member have you cranked it to? Old man boy bands. Muffy tries to inject some fucking & fighting. Pandy reads from Wikipedia the lazy faje. Take That bukkake. Pandy on Grindr. Pandy will NOT be on Lady Brain dick pic episode. gay dicks vs straight dicks. Take That concert ass flashing. No one else knows who Take That are. Hank & Pandy sitting in a tree. Finally some Take That at 1hr26min. Drivetime Sluts or Drivetime Cunts. Dumping Pandy from Man Brain. Taint Ball Gun vs Baloney Pony network. Take That collab with Boyz II Men. Gazza Razza or Mazza guess the lyrics. Radiohead 4 minute warning so much better than any Take That. Shit Metallica lyrics. Take That collab Barry Gibb from Bee Gees. Back For Good their only decent song. Jazz Crackers Candy Man. Flu lyrics. Cliche boy. Watersports. Back For Good. Mentions: Amanda Blunt Mommy, Doug & Anthony Who's Right, Dirty Hank's Monoball, Digger Digger Davo, Lydia, Zero Fuck Given with Heather & characters, Two Tired Twats Patty & Carie, Brook Married as Fuck, Christina Shit Happens When You Party Naked, Duchess & Chris Hashtag No Offense (promo), Giggles from Lady Bitch Time, Spunk Lube, NKOTB, Jay My Worst Holiday, Devon Heavyweight Chumps, Andrew the Gaytheist, Alex Dimitriades, Alex Your Week in Stupid (promo), Ben Small Town Mentality,

Learn More Aussie slang with the Bicker Bogans Jan 28, 2019

036: Send hate-speech dick pics to realladybrain on Twitter or email bluntmommypodcast@yahoo.com Send vagina diagrams & photo requests to manbrain69 on Twitter or email realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com Dave & Blunt Mommy are joined by Jason Alme from Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast to discuss everything Australian; kind of. Dave and Blunt are not fans of Rebel Wilson; however Jason loves Pitch Perfect & he made us change episode title. Also features Dave's traitorous wife: only real bogan Aussie in Man Brain podcast team, who is still suffering a little dick trauma from one particular dick pic we were sent. Synopsis: This episode was supposed to focus on Aussie bogan slang but ended up becoming a 2.5hr fuck fest with pissing, freckle licking, 'build the wall' dick pics and yes, some Aussie talk. The hungers Man Brain Bicker Bogans introduce the episode. We first met the Bicker Bogans in Man Brain episode 13. The some real bogan from Lydia to contrast with the fake bogans on the episode. Hank is patient zero for super chlamydia. Private school bogan Dave sucks and should never appear on the show again. Aussie Jason's accent is improving with the help from Hank and his magical thumb ring. British Amanda is quite lovely as always. Hank goes on a world adventure to find the drunkest loosest bitches. Beware the bite of the Tasmanian Devil. Getting fucked up the Bindi Irwin. Barnsy & Farnsy singalong. Ratchet Renee gets hyphy & throws down her moose weave & beats up Josie. Blunt Mommy then smashes sideways dwarf Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast. Outdated white people storm talk turns into the way too bubbly chaste cheerleader sorority girl Harper, lame-ass promise & purity rings, Hank's single operational testicle, Shoot yourself in the face or the balls? Raw dog cream pie goals, Jason's new Australian tourist commercial, Half-a-fag Jason loves Pitch Perfect, Keith Urban is Dave's sister-in-law's ex-girlfriend, Harper returns & gets triggered, Ratchet Renee & Harper talks teeth, Dave cranks it to Harper, Get dem titties & fat pussies out & clap dem cheeks, Forget Bang Marry Kill, we play Root, Up the Duff, Take to Wolf Creek. RIP Rebel Wilson Chinese food shit enthusiast. All hail Dannii Minogue's diamond cutter nipples. Nicole Kidman clappy seal hands wtf. Jazz Crackers, Vegan Cheese & The Whistling Buttplugs, Tiddies 4 beads, Tom Cruise wife beater, Shit Happens when you piss up in the nuddy, Jason pees on Blunt Mommy in Man Brain VR, Replay of Up The Freckle bogan story first released on Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast, Hoping that a superfan will set up a glossary on the Man Brain wiki with all the slang used on the podcast. Superfan will be rewarded with goon, coon & poon. And can do us all up the freckle. Plugs: butt, whistling, & podcast. Hate speech dick pic requests. Doug from Who's Right podcast totally wants to fuck Blunt Mommy, Would you rather fuck Doug or Rebel Wilson?, How much would it cost to fuck Rebel Wilson on a podcast?, fucking back to Tom Cruise, Dave's ignorance of jack-rabbiting & jack-hammering, pool ball anal beads, Blunt Mommy's office boy, Dave loves sex diagrams, podcast circle jerking is popping, Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast for president, Ben to star in reboot of Billy Madison, #cabalfolife , Lydia the real bogan bundy bitch lover & fighter, bergen flarting, Dave's mommy issues, Crackers annoys cheese, Cracker's soulmate checklist, out-takes from 17 hour recording, Hank's love of his kids vs smokes, Hank's new podcast name no good, Hank's stunning loss to Blunt Mommy for cohost position, Blunt Mommy snack no ho clothes, Mentions/Shout-outs: Hank from Dirty Hank's Monoball podcast, Jay from My Worst Holiday podcast, Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast, Jodie B from Po Boys podcast, Biobidet, Doug & Anthony from Who's Right podcast, Bicker Bots podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast, Amanda Joseph, Eynes Anthology Radio Promo

Cock Sucking Cohost Cat Fight Jan 21, 2019

035: Cohost battle between current Blunt Mommy & former Hank. Did Hank man-up & take Blunt Mommy down? Or did he show the world just how much of a cuck he is? Send dick pics: http://www.twitter.com/blunt_mommy Send custom pic requests: http://www.twitter.com/manbrain69 Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all other links Synopsis: lots of dick pic talk, Dave home wrecker, Hank's gay near miss, gummy bears crinkling, getting dommed by a dude called Riley, why is Hank still on the show?, Blunt and Dave shit on Hank's new podcast idea: Dirty Hank's Monoball podcast, Blunt & Dave don't want to hear men crying, Hank going to release his men's feelings podcast before Jay will, Hank's thumb ring merchandising, Blunt Mommy kills it in NSFW podcast royal rumble, Hank not cool enough for future rumbles, podcasting kumbaya klubs, Hank milking from our titties, Hank levels: Matt Mcgregor the Wonderful Wizard of Ass & Pandy, Hank's fruit % voice, The Dick Pic Whisperer, Some listeners love Hank why?, Hank's bare majority on Twitter poll vs lame ass thumb ring poll, Hank's guns & his Golden Girls shirt, fucking annoying Fry that Chicken song by Ms Peachez is hillbilly rap?, dicks everywhere, circumcised dick whittling, why is Hank still on the show?, thumb ring cranking stimulation, Hank the 1% gayer, why is Hank still on the show?, Dave's traitorous wife going dick crazy, unsending dick pics, dick pic assembly line, mouthful of mozzarella from the puckering penis, don't break kayfabe stick to the storylines!, weekly dick rants on The Penis Podcast, cohost swapping & betrayal, Hank's tears for fears, unfuckable crying Anthony's & Dave's mommy issues, we found a podcaster even less fuckable than Anthony from Who's Right podcast, failed banana sucking competition, Blunt & Hank dick sucking & tea-bagging techniques, cohost battle between Blunt Mommy Hank & Google Home talking speaker, Dave's broken promises, Blunt loves to talk about dick, Fluffing up Dave, Blunt & Dave new friends!, Irene asks for dick pics, Hank's baby face, Dave is the sexiest on the Man Brain team, Killer Miller, Hank freaking out over the birth of Man Brain, verbal dick sucking, eyes locked jerk off session, sexy spunk lube toe job youtube video, nut-watching penny, Louie CK #metoo, dick traumatised, purging the worst Man Brain episodes, expert joke tellers, Dolly Parton sex story, super flexible grunting Kate Winslet sex story, downward dick dog, the tongue flick BJ, Hank the greatest licker outerer, Men are dumb, butt stuff, the rappers enema & butt plug, women's 7 types of orgasms, gerbils & the one that got away, foot-long subway stunt cocks, no homo no peggo, pegged by a tiny Asian princess, Take That vagina tingles, spread eagle fuck poker, Hank the unfuckable X fuck boi, the DTF genre, Blunt in leather with whippage, German dirty talk, Blunt has titties & a vagina, the podcaster spank bank, the sexy spunk lube toe job angle lock & the fart-face fist pump, yellow squirter ban, ramming helicopter dick envy, lovin' that 'hood life, The birth of Ratchet Renee, Robin Hood Men in Tight Assholes, Pretty Girl Prison Pussy, Spunk Lube Jumping Castle Wrestling, Hank's period pains, Hank's penis pastie with thumb ring shine, Hank's decorated Instagram-friendly penis, Hank's podcast will never be sponsored by Spunk Lube, Hank's smashed patriarchy, big dick fear, monster dick print, why is Hank still on the show? Shout-outs / Mentions: Dirty Hank's Monoball podcast coming soon on Podbean, Jay My Worst Holiday podcast, Spunk Lube, Bio Bidet, NSFW podcast royal rumble published by Small Town Mentality podcast, #CabalFoLife, Riley The Plunge Podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Jason Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Carla There Might Be Cupcakes Podcast, Eli The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Anthony from Who's Right podcast, Phil Oakley, Unnamed sleazy podcaster, fuck friend Miller McFly, Club X, Love Honey, Bearded Dad podcast

Topless Rumble After-Show Jan 14, 2019

TT001 : Following the highly competitive, hilarious, dirty and at times down right nasty NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble, some of us went topless for a late night afterchat gang bang about bush up to the belly button, deep throating the feet, #titsoutforAlme, Riley's sexy AF jean shorts, Hank's lame AF thumb rings, the risks you take when bushing it, balls in Blunt's mouth... a lot, the short and long in torsos, ugly butt hole roses, monster dick pic collections, and so much more. And yes, the bra does come off. Massive thanks to all the podcasters involved for bringing it and allowing us to publish first on the Man Brain channel. Special introduction by Brett aka Skullfucker from Man Brain podcast. Go check out Blunt Mommy podcast, The Plunge podcast, #NoOffense podcast, Man Brain podcast and Drink with Larry podcast, Po Boys podcast Shoutouts/Mentions: My Worst Holiday podcast, Shit Happens when you Party Naked podcast, Who's Right podcast, Small Town Mentality podcast, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Married as Fuck podcast

Pegging your Booty Hole mini ep Jan 11, 2019

B041: Blunt Mommy discusses in graphic details how she will peg your sweet booty hole backed by chillout electronic music with a thump thump thump Samples from Blunt Mommy podcast episode 11 https://bluntmommypodcast.podbean.com/e/episode-11-from-vanilla-as-fuck-to-tie-me-up/

Baby Batter Cream Pies with Blunt Mommy Jan 07, 2019

034: Send dick pics! Pegging Daddy Dom Blunt Mommy Tears up Dave's Virgin Asshole #CabalFoLife Fucking Fighting & Fireballing Bitches! Blunt Mommy, new cohost of Man Brain podcast, & Dave really thrust deep into it in mammoth 2.5hr session which includes fireballing, pegging & panty stuffing. Yep Hank really has been kicked off & replaced with Blunt Mommy aka Lil Titler aka The Dick Pic Whisperer aka The Strap-on Rouge Baton aka Titty Witty aka Smilfette aka Panda aka The Blurper. She has lots of pseudonyms. Which is your favourite? Other topics: Horse faces, Fireball Whiskey, LSU football, Aussie vs Pineville Louisiana accent, finger in burning snatch, toothpaste on clit, panty stuffing & sniffing with added smelliness, getting tested & cleared, fodeodoing whatever than means, Hank's dirty dick, Miller reformed fuck boy, Dave's extremely low fuck number, Blunt's foot job number, toe popping & sucking, keeping it ankles up, Blunt Mommy pussy grabber, Blunt Mommy pegging daddy dom flapping around Big Blue, male G-spot, superiority of swallowing over facials, baby batter cream pies, prepping for anal sex, Miller with internationally renowned perfect dick, Dave vanilla as fuck, Dave & Blunt super buddies, underestimating Blunt Mommy, Dave master of accents, Hard Science of Gender Fluidity, Blunt & Dave's matching toe nail polish, poop knives, open door home shitters, extreme variability in human behaviours, girly menthol cigarettes in Australia, learnt vs learned, overly judgmental Americans, being healthy as an ox, Baby it's Cold Outside demonising the past, leftards getting their fuck on, Hannah Gadsby-ism sucks and is not constructive for the future of humanity, Apple Siri the ho, The Bible aka The Rape Manual, goin' round the back of the dunnies for a root, Noah's flood is boring we want a super-volcano God, Blunt will survive the coming mass extinction, dodgy Australians creationist Ken Hamm, ex-scientologist Mike Rinder & old lady plastic face Keith Urban, Keith Urban & Dave's sister in law getting it on back in high school, slags & slagging off, Blunt getting the Nicole Kidman face or just a little backyard botox, Dave's wife's friend's nose job & way overly-picky impossible man criteria, aging out & falling off cliff, much better to be pregnant teen than barren 40yo, getting your side-ho knocked up, hilarious abortion jokes, morning after baby murder, porno accidental cream pies, hormonal IUD (Mirena IUD) contraception stuck right up there, Google doesn't know how babies are made, sound of contraception, cum thunderstorm bukkake moisturising, cum on Dave's face, cum in Blunt's crunchy as fuck hair, squidgy cummy buttholes, why can't bitches swallow, cream pies are the best, Dave's BDSM porn watching but vanilla real life fucking, electric zapper sex, getting whipped playfully vs real pain inflicted for sexual gratification, challenge of being dom and inflicting pain on sub, challenge of keeping relationships at fuck friend level, Blunt being sweet & missing fuck friend, Blunt's sweetness oozing out from various parts, getting more men with vaginas on show, twat box, Take That episode still not released, Would you rather fuck donkey, we surrender to Who's Right podcast, throwing smoke, new age of Man Brain, bestiality Tell us why you are our biggest fan & we'll send winners custom photo of either Dave or Blunt. Follow Blunt Mommy on Twitter & go listen to Blunt Mommy podcast http://www.twitter.com/blunt_mommy Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for social links & our Patreon for some super hot bonus content Mentions: perfect dick Miller, Hank's dirty dick, On The Edge with Mike Peacock podcast, Chris (who?), My Worst holiday podcasters Jay & side-kick falling off cliff, Two Tired Twats podcast, Lydia husband with vagina, Hank's thumb ring, Who's Right podcast, Baked & Awake podcast, Po Boys podcast, Noise Pollution podcast, NSFWPod Twitter group, Heavyweight Chumps, Bearded Dad podcast, NSFW Podcast Royal Rumble

Hello Blunt Mommy Goodbye Hank Dec 31, 2018

033: NEW COHOST!!! and celebratory anal sex with a perfect butthole! Send us artistic dick pics & submit name suggestions for new cohost's pink buttplug. Bonus points for Australian dick pics. realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com Please make very welcome the new cohost of Man Brain podcast! Listen to the episode to find out who it is. Letting Hank loose from the show was tough and we play an excerpt from that very tense phone call. Then Dave and his new cohost talk about dicks and dick pics. Man Brain means dick; how perfect is our new cohost! Perfect 10!!! Finally I serenade Hank with a farewell song while riding the pussy wagon. Ride with us; not with all those tassel bitches. Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links and send us dick pics for our future dick rating episode. Thank ya Fuck ya for listening! Listen to the next episode coming out soon with much much more of our new cohost! And more details on the new age of Man Brain podcast where we only throw out love. The full audio of the Hank phone call will also be released on Patreon. The funniest, the fightiest, the fuckiest, the fireballiest! Mentions: Blake Noise Pollution podcast, Randal from Married as Fuck podcast, Bart from Thumb Rings are Sexy as Fuck podcast, Spunk Lube, Fireball whiskey,

Unfuckable Anthony from Who's Right Don't Give A Flying Fuck Dec 22, 2018

B030: Unfuckable Anthony is so cool he don't give a fuck 1 star review for this episode: "trying too hard, lame." If you love this episode, sign up to the real unfuckable Anthony's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WhosRight Mentions: Who's Right podcast, Small Town Mentality podcast, My Worst Holiday podcast, Jamie Dunn & Agro, Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, #nooffense podcast, Gareth's Random Ramblings podcast, Noise Pollution podcast, Talk me Down podcast, Baked and Awake podcast, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli podcast, Heavyweight Chumps podcast, Raw Onion podcast, Spunk Lube, Flesh Light, Izotope audio plugins, a certain brand of medical software starting with S, the Man Brain Christmas Tree Forgot to mention sorry: Po Boys podcast, your awesome podcast, others

Hashtag Me Long & Hard Dec 17, 2018

B029: Have you ever almost lost a friend over a hashtag? The Great Hashtag Wars of 2018 have been fought long and hard and this is the final battle. The final stand. This episode will cause the demise of one of the competing hashtags; which one will it be? What do you think? The gimmick or the virtue signal? The community or the shadow organisation? The official story or the conspiracy theory? Why did it have to come to this level of extreme pettiness? Is this where humanity is at, now that, for most, survival isn't a daily struggle? Will songs be sung and books be written about The Great Hashtag Wars of 2018? Extremism Spectrum Disorder diagnostic tool used in this episode: https://issuu.com/theemergencestartsnow/docs/extremism_spectrum_disorder_diagnos

Podcast Cabal Gonna Sex You Up Dec 10, 2018

028: NSFW/18+/Strong Sexual Content. What is the Podcast Cabal? We root around deep in this conspiracy theory. Has Blake from Noise Pollution podcast actually uncovered some truth about this group? Should we keep obeying the instructions sent to us anonymously by The Podcast Cabal? Does Blunt Mommy embed secret messages in her belching frequencies? Is Brian Dunning from Skeptoid investigating the Cabal as well? Does Jason from Shit Happens when you Party Naked podcast love chocolate milk? Is Steve from Baked and Awake podcast going to help Blake out with his investigation and get Blake back on course to clear our name? Will Blizzard the Wizard come and save Blake from his cognitive catnap? Will Pandy forgive me for pushing back the release of his Take That episode? Will Mike Peacock from On the Edge finally sort himself out and join an awesome cult like Heaven's Gate? Will Ben from Small Town Mentality podcast swallow my eggnog? Is this episode just too absurd and therefore actually distracts from legitimate researchers into the real Podcast Cabal? Is Blake legitimate or has he gone a little off? If I'm a paid shill for the Cabal, how much are they giving me? $1000 for each podcast we destroy? That would be sweet! Hopefully the real Podcast Cabal will contact me and I can get to work cleaning up the indy podcast scene lol. Thanks to Spunk Lube, the only lube we use at Man Brain podcast. Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links. Thank you Fuck you for listening. If you're part of the Resistance against the Podcast Cabal, then come at me bro. Might be fun to throw down and shake up the podcaster circle jerks and encourage some podcasters to escape the jerks and go hunting for actual fans rather than only other podcasters listening to their shows. Other podcasters aren't fans! They are peers. If you have real fans, they may not like the other podcasters in your crew. What to do to keep fueling your giant ego? What to do? If you have any more information about the Podcast Cabal, please get in contact with us. We'll be gentle then go hard because that's the way you like it.

Adam Carolla starfucked hard by our friend Phil Oakley Dec 03, 2018

027: We stage an intervention for the grand starfucker himself, Mr Phil Oakley. Phil, it’s time to stop starfucking fading comedian Adam Carolla and start worshiping someone far more important to the future of humanity! Listen to the episode to find out who. You can tweet Phil @philoakley9 http://www.twitter.com/philoakley9 Shoutouts/Mentions/Promos: Heavyweight Chumps podcast, Small Town Mentality podcast, graphic artist Vegas_702, #Nooffense podcast, Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Blunt Mommy Podcast, Noise Pollution podcast Blake Lavetan, Eli Sirota from The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, comedian & our surrogate great grandpa Kevin Brennan & Candy the erotic dancer Thank you Fuck you for listening For extra content and the first month free with a refund, subscribe to our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast

N Word Multiplier Nov 26, 2018

026: Listen for the ‘N word multiplier’ sketch and get triggered!!! Go to http://www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links. Bumper by Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast. Thanks Jason & Chrissie! Maybe Man Brain team member Pandy has sucked a vegemite flavoured dick!!! Dave discusses our recent guesting on Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast. A mammoth 2.5hr recording discussing Aussie slang! Dave discusses podcasting and claims that Man Brain podcast is the greatest podcast of all time on the second lowest rung of the ladder. Dave slags off other podcasts with long introductions in a long introduction. Hilarious! N word multiplier sketch: the most offensive comedy sketch we’ve ever done, at least about college entrance identity politics. Where does the rubber hit the road with how individuals are treated in an ever more collectivist educational system? How might some individuals exploit the very systems such, as affirmative action, designed to reduce inequality? Are we missing something here with how to maximise human flourishing? Send all complaints to realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com and we’ll read out on the show. Dave and Hank discuss how to be funny or otherwise. Hank believes that the N word multiplier sketch is brilliant. Dave claims to not know what is funny any more. Dave proposes putting on a special event: Spunk Lube Jumping Castle Backyard Wrestling Dave discusses our Sexy Spunk Lube Toe Job video and how Youtube are putting the brakes on viewing growth. Then muses on the pros and cons of some kind of tech giant regulation. Dave thanks everyone for all the negative feedback on his pretty toes and demands you all worship them. Dave demands that Youtube stop fucking us over. I’m sure that Youtube will pay attention! Jay from My Worst Holiday podcast tells his story: ‘Jay and his amazing technicolour dump truck’. We recommend that you all get your brakes checked regularly! And always triple check for trains because they do not stop fast. Dave half-executes on some joke chime-ins. Keep working on it Dave and maybe one day you’ll be worthy enough for the next level of podcasting. Dave discusses his debilitating cam girl addiction. Dave admits to being a cam-girl-aholic. How do you define ‘lifetime’? Send in your answers! Dave continues to muse on his man brain and the power of the pussy; then proceeds to a death spiral into existentialism. Dave asks for guests for the show who are also afflicted with cam-girl-aholicism. If you know anybody then please contact us: realmanbrainpodcast@gmail.com Dave muses on what kind of entertainment we should pay for. He continues his Podcast Cabal psyop operations on other podcasters trying to encourage them to take a long hard look at themselves and perhaps come to the conclusion that Man Brain podcast is the greatest podcast of all time and they should all help to get Man Brain over and up into the next rung on the podcasting ladder. Dave shouts out Shit Happens When You Party Naked Podcast, Hashtag No Offense Podcast Dave ponders on a possible super-group collaboration podcast between Blunt Mommy, Jay from My Worst Holiday podcast and Hank from Man Brain podcast Dave forgets to mention: Baked and Awake podcast, the Podcast Builders League secret word challenge, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli Dave ponders on toxic masculinity and rape culture and whether Man Brain podcast must be deleted from the multiverse in order for society to prosper. Dave makes the absurd prediction that Man Brain podcast will be the only thing left after humanity is annihilated. Sign up to our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/wreu Promos: Art and Jacob do America podcast that we have agreed to collaborate with next year. Exciting! Movie Geek and Proud podcast thanks for your support on Twitter! Hank sings a lovely song to close out episode 25 N word multiplier. Thank you Fuck you for all your support!

Fuck Bunny Wife Nov 18, 2018

025: LYDIA THE FUCK BUNNY! Content warning NSFW / 18+ Dave’s wife’s first appearance on Man Brain podcast! She’s super-submissive and always up for it! We may never get her on the podcast again so be sure to listen to the full 150 minutes of the hottest woman of all time, Lydia! This is a massive episode to celebrate our 2nd anniversary of podcasting and 10,000 listens. We talk jamming with Keith Urban, Spunk Lube stunt cum, American Horror Story unable to splooge out satisfying endings, the open slap, Skullf*cker, our hot electrician, getting some D for our single friend Barry, squirting, f*ck boys, f*ck bunnies, Youtube censorship, toe jobs, cuckolding, droopy door knockers, Let the Blood Run Free, declaring war on Married as F*ck podcast, post-menopausal banging, prune juice, strawberry farmer needle in a c*ntstack, Aussie slang, Crystal Gayle, Nana Mouskouri, The Seekers with Judith Durham, hilarious anorexia jokes, the boy band Sheppard, Donald Trump, the titties of Phoebe Cates, Mrs Slocombe from Are you being Served, Hank paying for it, the astonishing Japanese character work of Lydia and Barry, sitting on Tom Hardy’s face, the gender queer community, Donald Trump memorial special release orange coloured lube, retarded ejaculation, our non-pornographic videos on PornHub, Blac Chyna & The Kardashian Klan, WWE Paige’s anal training, painal, pegging, CBT, sucking D, damaged women with daddy issues, Dave with mommy issues, Hank’s phoenix tattoo & Lydia’s face stamp of Dave, Hillary Clinton’s Kaustic Kankles, Tammy Faye Bakker, Lena Dunham moving to Mexico, f*cking sense into people, the super-hot Chewbacca lady, burning it all down then getting Seth Rowland to build it back up again, Dave the 4th Hemsworth brother, burning feminist bras, Dave’s younger and more flexible years, PG standing for pussy grabbing, f*ck-by dates, Rosie O’Donnell cradle snatching the pussy, consensual non-consent, self-fisting, the bi-sexuality of double penetration, giant sex party orgies, the woman’s touch, sativa vs stevia, nipple & pussy pasties, throwing down a challenge to Blunt Mommy, the desperate, over-sensitive, delusional narcissism of podcasters, Man Brain Pussy Palace, Man Brain vs Lady Brain, real man behaviour, all podcasters must sign up to the Man Brain Patreon to interact with Dave, and so many other topics. We reminisce over Man Brain episode 1 then talk over it. Episode 1 was Skullf*cker celebrating Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential election victory. Mentions: Thunder Cookies from Heavyweight Chumps podcast, artist Vegas 702, Two Tired Twats podcast, Shit Happens When you Party Naked podcast, My Worst Holiday podcast, The Not So Crazy podcast with Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, Gareth’s Random Ramblings podcast, Blunt Mommy podcast, Barry, Baked and Awake podcast, Zeus the Japanese Spitz, Podcast Builders League, NSFW podcast network, Dave’s Japanese wife, Dave’s Hispanic wife, Dave’s Filipino wife, Hairy Brendog, Lenny Marcus & Liz former co-hosts of Misery Loves Company podcast, Bicker Bots podcast, Duchess from #NoOffense Show, & con artist Stripper Comedian Promos: I f*ck my wife podcast, Hysteria 51 podcast, DTF podcast, KD5P podcast, Conversations with God podcast, Everyone else in the whole wide world is an asshole except for me podcast. Bonus points if you can pick out the real promos from the fake promos Forgot to mentions: The Plunge podcast, Po’Boys podcast, Noise Pollution podcast, On the Edge with Mike Peacock podcast, Bro Honey Podcasts, Spoiler Country podcast, Hungry for Laughs podcast, Trailer Junkies podcast, Karla Kitty, Brian P McCarthy and thank you to all our patrons & everyone else who has played our promo Go listen to a bunch of different shows; after you listen to every single one of our episodes and subscribe to our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast (first month is free with a refund) Go to http://www.spunklube.com for all your lubricant needs

Squirter Pounder With Cheese Burpers Nov 12, 2018

024: Warning: explicit content. Listen to internationally revered female sexuality experts Muffy & Prof Hank educate you on the magical topic of squirting. Is it just pee? Where does it come from? Will it destroy the patriarchy? Will Blunt Mommy ever squirt? Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for all the links including Patreon for exclusive uncensored content. Thank you to Shit Happens When You Party Naked podcast for the bonza intro. Promos for #nooffense podcast & Jokes & Hightops podcast.

Hobbits stole Gareth's precious ring Nov 05, 2018

022: Gareth from Gareth’s Random Ramblings takes over the podcast and turns it into a 2 hour long angry drunk haka. New Zealanders are like cute little pets to us Australians so it was great of us to let Gareth for one week be the host of a real podcast. Actually this isn’t true, Gareth and his wife Bex now live in Australia and are our maid and gardener. That’s right, New Zealanders are like our Mexicans; except there isn’t just a wall between us and them; there’s a whole sea and they still manage to get in here. Go check out Gareth’s Random Ramblings on Spreaker, Itunes, I heart radio and Spotify. They go live on Spreaker every Saturday evening US time / Sunday 9.30am Brisbane Australia time. Follow Gareth on Twitter www.twitter.com/grrpod Other podcast shoutouts: Odd Dad Out, Mike Jolitz, My Worst Holiday, Baked and Awake, The Not So Crazy Podcast of Blizzard the Wizard and Eli, The Podcast Builders League on Facebook, Bro Honey podcast network, Damaged Goods podcast network, & Blunt Mommy Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com and sign up to our Patreon for more funny fucky fighting than you can possibly handle. Thank you Fuck you for listening!

B Face and P Bombs Oct 29, 2018

023: NSFW/18+ Brett's new carer Peter heavily sedates him but still has to endure ranting about black face, false flags & the 2018 US mid-term elections. Sign up to the Man Brain Patreon for extra uncensored content you have to hear to believe www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast

Rosie O'Donnell Can Lick Donald Trump's Pussy Oct 24, 2018

B019: Rosie O'Donnell urges all Americans to vote Republican in the 2018 mid-term elections so that her great friend Donald Trump can continue making America great again!

Feminists & Incels Making Babies Oct 22, 2018

B016: NSFW / 18+ annoying as all fuck screeching electronica track with angry extremist incels and radical feminists. Can't they just get it on and hate fuck?

Podcast Cabal Will Destroy Your Podcast Oct 15, 2018

021: Who deleted the description? Blake's Resistance keeps screwing with our stuff

Titty Cake For Hank's Birthday Oct 08, 2018

020: Where did the description go? Hank had a 40th and motorboated a titty cake then got fined for littering

Dronda Drowsy's Sleepy Sex Vaccine Oct 01, 2018

B015: Muffy and Hank take a break this week and filling in are Dronda Drowsey and Landy Calsnoozian with their Low Energy Snoozecast. They discuss Landy’s love for giving old ladies pleasure in their final hours and then try to stomach some nonsense from a science-based medicine denier called Peter Eugene. If you don’t vaccinate your kids, then Dronda and Landy will vaccinate you from society.

Pussy Grabbing Divas Sep 24, 2018

019: NSFW/18+. Wrestling is so hyper-masculine camp that it may be the quintessential form of Man Brain entertainment second only to Man Brain podcast. Even if you hate wrestling, check out the first 20 minutes of this episode for some extreme clip mashup fighty fucky funny goodness. Yeah we had some technical issues with the talking and need to stop using Facebook Messenger because the Mark Zuckerborg hive mind keeps sabotaging our efforts because he hates boobies. Maybe that’s why he married an Oriental as Jay calls them but his wife is actually a bit stacked. When I studied Japanese at university, they changed the department name from Oriental to East Asian because not exactly sure but I think it’s now considered an outdated term like negro or Coldplay? Not sure, and also no idea what any of this has to do with this wrestling episode, but I’m currently filling in time waiting for the episode file to bounce down before uploading. Thanks so much to Jay and Mr Holiday from My Worst Holiday podcast for co-hosting this episode. Jay really knows his wrestling. Unfortunately, Hank suffered toilet paper brain damage so wasn’t quite on his game. So Dave’s inner voice stepped in to fill the dead air. If this confuses you, then multiply that by a million for what it’s like in my brain all the time. Somehow I’ve turned this middle-age onset mental retardation into a joke writing machine far funnier than anyone reading this. I don’t even take credit for it because it just happens. We can all enjoy the best satire about degrading women of all time which is actually mildly pro-feminist because it’s satire see how clever I am. This is by no means a blanket to get away with absolutely anything and our multi-national team spends countless hours discussing the explicit content and just how many times we should be saying cunt in every episode. We believe we have achieved the goldilocks cunt zone. Oh, this was only part 1 of our planned wrestling content so hopefully the numbers drop-off isn’t too great for part 2. Got a massive musical number planned so get your manginas out! There are so many mentions and shoutouts in this episode; I’ll add you to the show notes if you message me. Of course massive shoutout to all the wrestlers who have provided us with so much entertainment. Special mention too goes to Eli for agreeing to start watching wrestling every week and contributing to part 2 by premiering his new wrestling Tag Team characters called Jew Day who are like New Day but they throw bagels instead of pancakes. If you’ve read to the end of this, it’s time to subscribe to our Patreon to help keep the show going and subsidise some studio upgrades to make Man Brain ever fuckier, fightier and funnier. Thank you http://www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast

Serena Williams goes Elbow Deep into 911 Sep 17, 2018

B069: yet another episode description disappears. wtf?

The Wonderful Wizard Of Ass Sep 10, 2018

018: The world needs sluts. Do not demonise them. Without sluts, society would crumble. Nigel passes the gay test but Hank fails it. We explore the effectiveness of foot spanking therapy to alleviate abdominal pain. We hear from the man behind Hank who must remain anonymous but has been given the code name: The Wonderful Wizard of Ass. Show your support for extreme sketch comedy by signing up to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast Thanks to Gareth from Gareth's Random Ramblings Podcast for the choice introduction. Shout out to Blake from Noise Pollution Podcast for being so cool with last week's roasting which has evolved into a collaboration. Also thanks to Mike from On the Edge with Mike Peacock Podcast for having Dave on his show for a coming episode. We also play the promo for Movie Geek & Proud podcast. Go check them all out! You never know what your new favourite podcast might be until you give them a listen. Man Brain Out

Gangbang My Virgin Asshole Sep 03, 2018

B014: Frigging Soundcloud these descriptions keep vanishing. wtf?

Help My Daughter Is A Stripper Aug 27, 2018

017: Introducing Candy the MILF stripper with sweet juicy natchies

Your Boobies Will Save Humanity From Internet Censorship Aug 20, 2018

016: Frank Yong loves boobies. Send him some to save humanity!!!! xaxonicmoocow@gmail.com

Alex Jones Is A True American Hero Censored Version Aug 13, 2018

B013: Uncensored version on the Man Brain podcast Patreon

Raise Your Vibrational Frequency To Orgasmicological Toxin Release Nirvana Aug 06, 2018

015: Can you undelete this description please Soundcloud? Thanks!

Candy's Hot Sister Brandy Jul 30, 2018

014: Hank & Muffy sing some offensive tweets

Candy The Sexy MILF Stripper Podcast Purge Jul 23, 2018

B011: Another description goes missing. Thanks Soundcloud!!!

Scooby Scooby Jew Where are you? Jul 16, 2018

B012: Dave and Eli talk about the creative process

Man Brain Guide To Man Brain Podcast Jul 09, 2018

012: Muffy and Hank run through all of the Man Brain extreme comedy podcast episodes so far and convince you to listen to them all. Even if you've already heard them, then listen again! You know you want it. You know you need it! And then inflict it on your family and friends. And then become a Patreon subscriber https://www.patreon.com/manbrainpodcast And then help with the Man Brain podcast Wiki https://manbrainpodcast.wikia.com/wiki/Man_Brain_Podcast_Wiki

Learn Aussie Slang With The Bicker Bogans Jul 02, 2018

013: The Aussie Man Brain Bicker Bogans answer some ripper questions from the Bicker Bots American podcast. (NSFW/18+) If you want to learn how real Australians talk when smelly foreigners aren't around, then take a listen as we've really let the joey out of the pouch. Here's an example: "A mole is usually not too shabby on the eyes; you’ll probably crack a fat when you take a squizzy at her meat pies and try to give her a burl but my oath mate she will yorker your Jatz crackers if you shack up with her." At Man Brain podcast, we believe that it's time for the whole world to learn real Aussie slang. So, as an incentive, the first non-Australian to fully decode the entire episode, including definitions of all slang and explanations of all references, and submit to be pasted into the Man Brain podcast Wiki will receive A$100 and become an honorary Man Brain team member. Warning: this task is near impossible but the offer is real. All the best with it! If you subscribe to the Man Brain Patreon, the exclusive commentary track will help immensely to get you started with the decoding.

Hank's Testicle Lounge Spaghetti Jazz Jun 25, 2018

B010: In this mini-bonus episode, Hank discusses his testicle cyst removal set to light lounge jazz

Lie & Cheat your way to Lance Armstrong's Balls Jun 20, 2018

B009: The other day, we were approached by a dude from Bangladesh who claimed to be able to get us a top ITunes ranking. We usually just fuck with these people or ignore their botty botness, but this time we managed to convince this guy to give us a little taste for FREE of what he could do...

John Farnham Whispering Jack Off Boys Jun 04, 2018

B008: Bag your pipes and Whispering Jack your Special Touch of Paradise as Muffy & Pandy discuss John Farnham's greatest album. In this time, we know we all can stand together and we’re going to go through every single track of this perfect album and won’t stop until all of you can play the You’re the Voice bagpipe solo. We’re going to separate the Wheatley from the Chong Lim and the Lindsay from the Venetta Fields. And all you new fans are going to fall harder for Johnny than Molly Meldrum did from that ladder. Yes, it’s time to go back to that glorious time when casual racism, sexism & homophobia kept talents like John Blackman at the top of their game. "Mr Summers Mr Summers, I’m just a little head on a stick. Don’t spank me!"

Stefan Molyneux Sucks My Big Black Cuck May 15, 2018

011: Trigger Warning to all incel cucks! This is the story of your enslavement to Stefan Molyneux, internet libertarian cult leader hyper-reductionist douchebag. Here is his most popular video https://youtu.be/Xbp6umQT58A . Sure Stef, we're all slaves to the system, blah blah heard it all before. In this very special episode of Man Brain Podcast, Nigel Groper spends 2 hours satirising Stef's BS. Please share the shit out of this so that maybe some of Stef's poor fangirls & boys will listen and perhaps take us down over copyright breaches! This is the future of fair use MFs!!! This is your road to freedom. Become decuckified!!! Here is the podcast script for those who love to read https://theemergencestartsnow.wordpress.com/2018/05/17/this-is-the-story-of-your-enslavement-to-stefan-molyneux/

Best Of 2017 With Lots Of Spanks Jan 01, 2018

009: It's been a massive year for the Man Brain comedy podcast team and we celebrate with a bulging best of 2017 episode. SJW hater of our podcast Blossom Laqueefer was kind enough to join us and she thoroughly disciplines us for our disgusting sexist, racist podcast that promotes rape culture. Nigel plays the top 8 clips from this year's episodes and Hank enjoys the spanks a little too much. Make sure you listen to the squirting climax at the end!

Dave's Last Episode Where He Calls Everyone A Cunt Dec 31, 2017

B007: We gave Dave an opportunity to say whatever he wanted on his final episode and this is what he sent us. He basically throws everyone under the bus, burns all his bridges and calls every human being in the whole world a c*nt. He doesn't even say the name of the podcast correctly as a final f*ck you to us. Any reasonable person will understand why he was asked to step down as CEO and founder of Man Brain podcast. Apologies to Josh from 2podsaday campaign who is a poor communicator sure, but didn't deserve to be called a c*nt exploiting other podcasters. Dave will have no further involvement with Man Brain podcast. The Man Brain team will continue to deliver the greatest extreme comedy podcast of all time and will not pander to the lowest common denominator. If you've never heard the show before, probably don't start with this one! We wish Dave all the best with his future endeavours. He is an amazing guy. Man Brain podcast sprang from his imagination and we will never forget that! Thanks to all the fans who have supported us through these tumultuous times. Uncensored comedy is our mission and if you don't like it then GFY!

Lauer Locks It Weinstein Cleans It Louis CK Jerks It Dec 23, 2017

008: Welcome to Man Brain. The most controversial & hilarious podcast of all time. Thanks for listening perv perps. In this very special episode we’re counting down the top 3 Man Brain news stories of the year 2017. What a year it’s been! As Fox Mulder, the alien chasing sex addict always said: Trust no one, with a dick. Muffy, Hank and Mr Holiday from the awesomely debaucherific podcast My Worst Holiday discuss and ropleplay the Louis CK cockle, the Matt Lauer meat sausage and the Harvey Weinstein weenie. The roleplays really demonstrate how men can be such creepy sex monsters and Muffy gets a little traumatised because he can be a sensitive flower. But Muffy also once catfished a fat old dude and virtually jerked him off so yeah. We also tell some of our own #metoo stories. Listen to find out who gets the Man Brain stamp of approval and who gets kicked out of Patriarchy 2, F*ck you, We're gonna get you! And yes, trigger warning to those even more sensitive than Muffy.

Mental Health Therapy From Drunk Spent Broken Silopsilists Dec 18, 2017

B006: Man Brain presents Fight Me F*ck Me Fix Me, the show where Dave Chaffey Hippie gets free mental health therapy from a diverse range of people, most of whom are not mental health professionals. In this pilot episode, Mr Holiday from the awesome My Worst Holiday podcast, attempts to cure Dave using his famous Walmart technique. Tune in to see if it worked! Hank also calls Dave a prick repeatedly, we sing a song from Titanic, make racist jokes about Mexicans, and Skype shits itself leaving only a garbled mess and elevator music. Will there ever be another episode of Fight Me F*ck Me Fix Me or is Dave fixed and can return to his highly successful structural engineering career instead of being a no hoper podcaster suckling disability insurance?

Phone Sex Professional Ryder Doll Cures Cuck Brian Nov 24, 2017

007: The amazing Ryder Doll, phone sex provider, has a long and hard chat with Brian Stallone, one of the Man Brain podcasting team. He starts off extremely nervous, but with the help of her sexy, soothing voice, gains confidence through the interview until finally having a breakthrough that no one thought possible. Such is her power that Brian will never be the same again. You got to listen to this interview then go to www.ryderdoll.com for more! Or follow her on Twitter www.twitter.com/flirtryderdoll

Bedtime Story - 3 Strikiatrists & I'm Bat Shit Crazy Nov 02, 2017

B005: Go to www.manbrainpodcast.com for more • Some psychiatrists are stranger and more diverse than Star Wars aliens. This is the bedtime story of Dave Chaffey Hippie battling 3 of them like Luke Skywalker in the Mos Eisley Cantina. Or maybe more like a little piggy getting blown by three big bad wolf psychiatrists. • Special thanks goes to My Worst Holiday podcast for inspiring this monologue. Check them out! www.myworstholiday.com • You can hear a more conversational version of this story on the episode released end of October 2017 entitled 1,2,3 psychiatrists at www.myworstholiday.com/mwh/2017/10/25/123-psychaitsts • Here are a few other podcasts we’ve been listening to: NSFW History podcast is great. Lots of fighting and f*cking through history. • And I'll mention Chick Chat with Carie Karavas and Patty Rosborough once again. They had the greatest comic possibly of all time, Dave Attell, on recently. • And shout out to Metaphysical Mike on Youtube and Facebook. I kind of strung him along the other day making him believe I wanted to buy one of his tshirts which would have cost $75 to ship to Australia. Sorry Mike, but please, keep creeping me out! Considering what I'm like, that's a compliment? • Coincidentally, you can custom order Man Brain tshirts from me and plenty of another stuff too. • We got an awesome artist from near Las Vegas who sends us fan art which you can find on the Man Brain Instagram. Their Twitter handle is vegas_702 • Lastly, shout out to Duncan_Fourapples, our favourite Instagrammer. He’s this real cool old hippie dude. • If you’ve made it this far, the secret code is ‘Gwyneth Goop Grope’ • Man Brain out

Marriage Equality Rant - Kevin Donnelly Homohating Catholic Pell Pudding Custard F*cktard Sep 12, 2017

B004: Bonus Addition to Man Brain Podcast Episode 6: Skullf*cker rants at Kevin Donnelly the homohating Catholic Pell Pudding Custard F*cktard for almost an hour. Even worse for Kevin is that marriage equality in Australia will be happening this year 2017. In your Christ-tarded face Kevin!

Marriage Equality OR The Gay Mafia Hates Black People Sep 10, 2017

006: Vote YES in the 2017 Australian marriage equality postal survey even if you're a dirty foreigner and it's 2074 and pangender monkeys rule the world

Your Podcast Sucks Up Sovereignty Cuntich Women Aug 20, 2017

B003: Man Brain podcast presents Your Podcast Sucks! Muffy and Hank are back after a 10 year hiatus; not because you want them, but because you need them. Their new mission: destroy every single one of the 10,000 podcasts out there ending with their own. In episode 1 they rate and review She Rises podcast. Podcasters they troll have a right of troll reply and audio retaliations will be published on this channel. Keep the dream alive of a future with zero podcasts!

censored PC Bad Girls intro May 06, 2017

B002: The most censor bleeps added to a podcast ever! Politically incorrect trigger words 100% removed. This is what it takes for Man Brain to be palatable to sensitive ears. Extreme comedy is painfully funny / Extreme censoring is painfully annoying. Any longer than this 6 minute ep5 introduction would be unbearable. Go to manbrainpodcast.com for the complete uncensored version & become a member to take a stand and #savemanbrain from all the hypocrites who love eating meat & buying cheap clothes made by slaves yet block those who use all the words in the dictionary.

Bad Girls Give Tossers Someone to Blame Mar 29, 2017

005: NSFW. 18+. Trigger Alert Bomb Siren. The greatest episode so far of the 3rd greatest comedy podcast of all time. extreme comedy is painfully funny / previous episode recap: the locker room pussy love fondue / Libel Tosser is NOT a parody of Gabel Tostee / Libel Tosser is a psychopathic narcissistic killer robot with a malfunctioning IQ circuit / Libel Tosser tries to do comedy adding sound effects to his infamous death threats / Libel Tosser continues with wacky sound effects over Mel Gibson's phone death threats / Libel Tosser promotes his new deplorable internet show / Libel gets angry and transforms into a kill robot / You won't see the end coming but it's way better than anything that the old South Park hack Trey Parker could come up with Join us and become a Man Brainiac and receive some special Man Brain treats. This episode is NOT about Gable Tostee. Got it? See episode 4 description for long rant that isn't worth reading.

Kevin Brennan Rages against NWA Jimmy Martinez starfucker remix Feb 14, 2017

B001: Donate to Kevin Brennan at www.kevinbrennancomedian.com Listen to Misery Loves Company podcast on Itunes There is homo-friendly affiliation between MLC podcast and Man Brain Rage against NWA MLC podcast starf*cker rap battle remix Misery Loves Company podcast with Kevin Brennan Ep 52 Jimmy almost Punches Kevin feat Jimmy Martinez & Carie Karavas introducing Adam aka Arnold & Tom Cassidy Starf*cker remix prod by Man Brain aka Worst MLC caller Dave from Australia aka The Phil Oakley of Australia @chaffeyhippie Follow MLC on Twitter: @kevinbrennan666 @JimmysKonduct @CarieKaravas1 @recroomaudio @cassidycomedy Original MLC theme by Richie Castillano @Rich_Castellano Thanks to Riotcast www.riotcast.com and all the other artists from over-exposed to underappreciated for unauthorised use

Bad Girls Give Alleged Psychopaths a Bad Name Dec 17, 2016

004: NSFW. 18+. Trigger Alert Bomb Siren. This episode is NOT about Gable Tostee. Got it? You have never laughed and been disturbed by anything like it. Please share with those who need it most; both elites and deplorables. An extreme comedy podcast must go to places that regular folk would never dream of to examine the most hideous aspects of human nature that are a reality; no matter what denial lengths we’ll go to that surely none of this happens in our family / church / school / work / tribe. It’s all the other bad people who are nothing like us and are trying to destroy our way of life, right? Well, maybe, but do not forget about the enemy within our ranks and the darkness within us all. The podcast creator did debate whether to even release this episode due to the possible personal and financial risks. Alleged violent psychopaths usually have a highly-deluded, narcissistic sense of their reputation and any challenge to this, even when it's clear it's not about them and they aren’t even special or particularly note-worthy, can lead to the unthinkable. The best thing to do is run and never look back. But when everybody runs, then we aren’t as a society standing up to the true nature of evil that has a very human face. If anything happens to the podcast creator; don't jump to a conclusion of suicide or accident. Find a way to get the probable prime suspect / accomplice found guilty and locked up and isolated from society for a long time. DO NOT Google Tinder Balcony Fall to check the back-story for this episode. This is not about real people. This episode is highly fictionalised and only very loosely based on psychopathic narcissistic cold-blooded not-quite-murderer personality-types like some believe Gable Tostee to be. The podcast is satire and none of the views of the characters portrayed within correlate with the views of the podcast creator. At least that's the kind of legal kowtowing that should keep the weasel vulture lawyers from getting involved, right? In any case, part 1 of this special double episode is mainly about locker room talk, not 'accidental' death. Real locker room talk is a lot worse than Trump's pussy grabbing comments. The locker room talk contained in this podcast is only a mild exaggeration for comic effect of the kind of talk that still occurs on construction sites every day; whether right or wrong. Nothing is off limits; nothing is sacred with 'real man' talk. They are words and one can debate the impacts to man behaviour and the patriarchy. Thank you for spending the time if you've read this. These are important issues to discuss in many different ways. We should be constantly considering the kind of society we currently live in against the kind of society we think would be an improvement and would be realistic to transition to given human nature. Lastly, please don't forget to have a sense of humour to help cope with life, the Universe & everything.

Sexy Incest Role Play Fail Nov 28, 2016

003: An emasculated man fails at a sexy role-play, The cuddly Muppets sing about how b*tches & p*ssies destroy everything, a disturbing loving family resurrect their grandpa with magical incest, & a step-mom sexual predator is taken care of. All perfect scenarios for extreme comedy and appallingly funny. Doin' the D*ck Twitch will be the next dance craze.

Cenk Destroys Hillary's Democratic Party Nov 21, 2016

002: Social Justice Warriors and the US Democratic Party are in deep mourning after the 2016 Presidential elections and we have the Man Brain solutions: purging, orgasmic meditation and wet nurse prostitution

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