Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Latest Episodes:

Spread The Holiday Fear Dec 18, 2018

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Get your gross, moldy christmas sweater on and enjoy this podcast about small town mysteries aka people dying. Lucas plans his HUGE reveal of his new icy hair, but then it turns into a creepy, spiders running down your spine thing. Hopefully this makes your holidays even better ;)

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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My Alien Probe Story *sensual & sad* Dec 11, 2018

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Lindsey Lohan’s hit album from 2004 makes its way into this podcast once again then it slowly, but surely turns into a talk about dangerous drugs. With all this being said, we also chat about how aliens are 100% real and there’s no doubt about it. Lucas shares a creepy experience with an alien. There is also a part where “balloon boy” gets brought up, which will forever be a mystery.

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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Druggy Musical.ly Kidz Dec 04, 2018

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Lucas recounts the emotional experience of watching the new and highly anticipated Life Size sequel. Why wasn’t Lindsay Lohan in it?! Why was the girl who gave her kidney to Selena Gomez the main character?! There’s so many questions, and Jacob also talks about his first YouTube convention - which features everything from drug addict Musical.ly kids to weed-infested hotel rooms.

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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A$$ Surgery Nov 27, 2018

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After a super stuffed Thanx-giving, us bros help our mom deal with her preparation for her ass surgery. Yes, our mom is going under for an operation on her b-hole. We also discuss other important stuff like her thoughts on if her children became ASMR p0rn starz.

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod

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The Wig Scammer Nov 20, 2018

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Lucas is back home in Nebraska for Thanksgiving and the bros are letting us know what they're thankful for. THANK YOU LORD JESUS... p.s. some sugar daddy drama (spicy emails)

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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Our Public Emotional Breakdowns Nov 13, 2018

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Hi hoes! This week we dive into our psychotic breakdown moment from a family vacation. We also discuss a listener's email regarding her sugar daddy experiences. Ooh zaddy!!

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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Sugar Daddy Private Jets Nov 06, 2018

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This week, we delve into our romantic lives and Jacob dishes about the date he went on this past week - WITH A GIRL. He might be straight now. Also, Lucas discusses the time when he was offered a free private jet European vacation from a LA sugar daddy.

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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Sh*t We're Scared Of Oct 30, 2018

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In the spirit of Halloween, us bros chat about all the sh*t that scares the living sh*t out of us. We also give advice to a listener who's dealing with a BAD BOY.

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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Our Family Tried To Be On Reality TV Oct 23, 2018

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This week, us bros chat about Jacob's awkward high school interactions and how our family tried to get on reality TV. Lucas also reveals how his house got harassed.

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

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Our Teen Mom Tells All Oct 17, 2018

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We have our very first guest!!! And it's the human who birthed us. We once hung out in her sweaty stomach as babies, and now we're all hanging out in a sweaty car for an hour for this podcast. We discuss everything from being forced to be married after becoming pregnant as a teen to Selena Gomez!

@LucasCruikshank

@jacobcruik

our mom's insta/snapchat

@mollycruikshank

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