LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

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The Sidekick - A Funny Story for Kids May 11, 2026

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When your favourite superhero asks you to be their sidekick, you’ve got to say yes, right? What a dream that would be. Your could have your own costume with a cape, a cool catchphrase like “zip zap zoom, your butt to the moon," and you could even pick up your superhero’s dry cleaning.
Wait… dry cleaning? Did you sign up for that? I don’t know about this…
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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Spoiled Rotten - A Funny Story for Kids May 04, 2026

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It’s one thing to be spoiled, but what happens when you’re a kid who’s spoiled rotten? What happens when the toy you got just yesterday already feels old?
Well, good thing there’s an easy fix: it just takes a looooong “how money works” talk, followed by a “money doesn’t grow on trees” talk, followed by a “wants vs. needs” talk. Kids love those talks. And they ALWAYS work.
Or do they?
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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The Sleepover - A Funny Story for Kids Apr 27, 2026

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Having a sleepover at your friend’s house can be a lot of fun. But at the same time, sleeping is serious business. You don’t want to mess around with a good night’s rest.
What if the place you’re sleeping over at has a funny smell? What if their blankets are too scratchy? What if their pillows feel like sleeping on a stack of bricks?
I suppose you could always spend ten hours packing a suitcase with almost everything you need to feel comfortable. Do mattresses even fit inside suitcases?
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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My Parents Are Pirates Part 2 - A Funny Story for Kids Apr 20, 2026

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So you find out your parents are pirates… and then they decide to bring you along on a little “business trip.” Somehow, you get roped into “borrowing” someone else’s treasure and you realize you have a bit of a knack for this whole pirating thing. BUT THEN you wake up to find a girl on another ship pointing a cannon in your direction. Yeesh! What are you supposed to do when that happens? Use your manners and ask her nicely not to blow a hole in your parents’ pirate ship? Find out in Part 2 of last week's story.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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My Parents Are Pirates - A Funny Story for Kids Apr 13, 2026

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Imagine finding out your parents didn’t have the jobs you thought they had? And unlike your friends’ parents who had jobs making things for people, or helping people, you found out it was your parents' job to take things from people. And not only that, but you also discovered they said weird things at work like, “shiver me timbers.” That would be strange, wouldn't it?
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Aunt Patty - A Funny Story for Kids Apr 06, 2026

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In this silly story, we find out what happens when your cheek-pinching, kissy-mark-leaving aunt comes to visit. The answer: a whole lot of embarrassment—the least of which comes from catching her ironing the wrinkles out of your underwear. How does one even deal with an aunt like that?
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It's Not About Winning - A Funny Story for Kids Mar 30, 2026

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In the sleepy town of Mountainburger, winning and losing don’t exist. The parents have made sure of it. Losing leads to crying, and who wants to deal with that? But when some kids are challenged to a game of soccer by a team from another town, they suddenly find themselves trying to figure out what it takes to win.
Apparently… a lot more than running around the field chasing butterflies.
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Dungeon Rescue - A Funny Story for Kids Mar 23, 2026

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In this silly story, the new queen of Kookbookia decides the castle dungeon is too small ...though it’s never been full before. But when the queen starts locking people up for petty crimes like dipping cookies in milk, the people quickly realize it’s about to get crowded in there.
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Low Battery - A Funny Story for Kids Mar 16, 2026

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In this silly story, Aria finds batteries incredibly annoying. You’re always replacing them or charging them. It seems like every time she turns around she’s getting those dreaded “low battery” warnings. But one day the low battery warning keeps sounding and Aria can’t figure out where it’s coming from. It couldn’t possibly be coming from her, could it?
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There's a Potion for That - A Funny Story for Kids Mar 09, 2026

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In this silly story, Joe and Hannah live in a village where there’s a spell or potion for absolutely everything. Need help getting dressed? There’s a spell for that. Don’t feel like brushing your teeth? There’s a potion for that. But when Joe decides to try doing things the old-fashioned way, he discovers that life might actually be more fun when you have to figure things out yourself.
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