Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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The British Royals Are Lizard People with Sarah Claspell Jun 01, 2018

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Did you enjoy the royal wedding? All those pretty dresses and weird traditions. Well then you got played by one of the most classic distraction techniques in the book. See there's a theory floating around that the British Royal Family aren't just weird because of history and inbreeding. They're weird because they're Reptilians.

Nazis Inside the Earth with Marcy Jarreau May 25, 2018

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If you think all those nazis really died or escaped to Argentina, well, open your eyes ya dang sheeple. There's a theory that nazis, aliens, and wooly mammoths are all living peacefully together inside the earth, in eternal sunshine and joy. It's nuts! But Marcy Jarreau, wildly talented comedian and podcast host, has a theory that just might convert you.

The Call In Show! May 18, 2018

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This guests in this episode are… THE FANS! That's right, it's our call-in show, and you people called in with some serious doozies. These conspiracy theories range from Kanye to Roseanne, MK Ultra to alien lights, ghost doggies to Elizabeth II eating little boys. We got Benn, Scott, Summer, 'Shawhan', and Max on the line, and you're gonna fall in love with every single one of them. Alexis and Katelyn sure did!

Finland Doesn't Exist with Beth May May 11, 2018

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Finland! It's the wacky Scandi country we all know and love. But whatever you think you know about Finland, throw it out the window like a package of rotten lingonberries. Because the country? It doesn't exist. This week, Beth May stops by Lizard People HQ to educate us all about the secret pact between Japan and the USSR to fish the Baltic Sea restriction free by pretending that there's a country there. Thinks that's crazy? Wait til you hear about Katelyn's grandma!

Beyoncé is Solange's Mother with Oscar Montoya May 04, 2018

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Beyoncé is art, Solange is an artist. Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon. Beyoncé is… the mommy and Solange is her kid??? There are almost as many conspiracy theories pertaining to Beyoncé as there are for The Jews, prob because people are threatened by a powerful black woman. But Oscar Montoya, gifted actor and truly hilarious comedian, thinks this theory is different...

The Secret Technology Gap with Geoff Ross Apr 27, 2018

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Geoff Ross has a theory. A theory so explosive, so stunning, and so well researched, that it might just make you freak out so hard you quit modern life completely and go live in the woods and like chop wood or whatever. Geoff thinks that the state of technological innovation in this country is at least 30 years ahead of what we really think it is, and a cabal of government and private industry players is keeping it from us for their own creepy purposes. It's nuts!!!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' Five Year Contract with Rebecca Leib Apr 20, 2018

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Hunky action star meets starlet on the rise. Romantic photo ops are closely followed by a whoopsie baby and a way too extra engagement story. Then there's something about a purification course and a silent birth and Oprah's couch gets ruined? That's right honeys, we're talking about the historic romance of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise! Because while it might seem like just another quickie Hollywood marriage/divorce/falling in love with Jamie Foxx, there might be a whole Scientology conspiracy going o

The Homunculus with Andy Kneis Apr 13, 2018

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Andy Kneis is back, and he's been watching the YouTubes! This week we tackle the controversial experiments of a Russian YouTuber who has allegedly created a real life homunculus. What's a homunculus? So glad you asked!! It's the process of generating spontaneous life by putting human sperm in an artificial womb. The little guys that are created by sliming into cows tummies and chicken eggs are called homunculi, and they are almost definitely not real.

Large Hadron Collider Or Shiva's Stargate? with Kelly Nugent Apr 06, 2018

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Kelly Nugent is a podcast host (Teen Creeps, Hellmouthy), a nerd stuff afficionado (tabletop, Twitch) and a very funny person. But DID YOU KNOW that she is also one of the few people in the world who knows the truth about CERN?

Michael Jordan's Gambling Scandal with David Zwick Mar 30, 2018

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You might know Michael Jordan from the timeless film Space Jam, his hilarious Hanes commercials, or from playing hella good basketball. But if you're part of a select group, you might remember Michael Jordan from the high stakes world of sports gambling. That's right, ol 'Air' Jordan had a gambling problem.

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