Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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Mothman and Jersey Devil Are Mommy To The Melonheads with Michael Dean Nov 08, 2019

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Listen, if that word salad of a title didn't hook you, nothing will! Friend of the show Michael Dean is back on his bullshit, and he's here to reveal his own personal conspiracy theory that two famous urban legends are the mommies of another set of urban legends. Those legends of course being the goat/hawk hybrid the Jersey Devil, the flying humanoid Mothman, and the nasty little big-headed babies the Melonheads. This theory is convoluted, it's wild, and it's a freakin delight. If you'd like to support Michael's Kickstarter and get your hands on a copy of his graphic novel, it's at marinercomic.com

Prince Charles Is A Vampire with Andrew Young Nov 01, 2019

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Boo! This episode is extra spooky because Halloween's technically over but the ghost of the spooking season lives on here at Lizard People! This week our guest is the soothing-voiced comedian Andrew Young, and he's here to argue that the royal family of England is descended from vampires and Prince Charlie is a blood-sippin ghoulie. Prepare to be amazed, because this theory brings together Vlad Dracula, hemophilia, Rasputin, the Romanian Tourism Board, Queen Victoria, the Orthodox Church, and America's princess Meghan Markle. And also red pee.

Back To The Future Predicted 9/11 with The Bigfoot Boys Oct 26, 2019

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Hold on to your cryptids because this episode is an absolute roller coaster ride! Mike and Bryce came by the Lizard Lair to discuss the fascinating theory that the film Back To The Future is jam-packed full of clues that predicted 9/11. Did Zemeckis do it on purpose? Was Crispin Glover in on the conspiracy? IS EVERYTHING CONNECTED?! Prepare to have your brain smooshed by this absolute treat of an ep.

The RealID Plot with Tamra Brown Oct 25, 2019

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What if we told you that the federal government has a database with your face, address, identifying information, and fingerprints. Would you be like 'meh'? Or would you be like 'yikes'? Our guest this week is Tamra Brown and she's definitely in the 'yikes' camp. She's here to educate us about the RealID program, a government initiative from the Patriot Act era that has somehow managed to hang in there and change the way we're all identified. And a whole bunch of smart people are a leeeeetle worried about the potential abuses of the supposedly totally benign ID program.

The Austin Owl Building with Ever Mainard Oct 11, 2019

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Yee haw little doggies, we're keeping Austin weird this episode with a conspiracy theory that ties together the Illuminati, the Bohemian Grove, the great state of Texas, and a bunch of high-altitude ritual murder. Our guest this week is the wildly funny Ever Mainard, and boy did we have a BIG giggle recording this. Ever's theory is that the folks behind the Frost Bank building in Austin TX are secred Mason murder nerds who love taking drifters up to the penthouse and killing them for satan and stuff. And her evidence is compelling, y'all!

No One Dies In Disney with Julia Prescott Oct 04, 2019

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All over the world, the name 'Disney' means warmth and light and cuteness. Families save all year to visit Disney theme parks and eat 8 dollar churros while screaming at each other. But some people say there's a dark underbelly to Disney. That the company has a history of choosing profits over people. People like... writer and comedian and extremely kind human being Julia Prescott! Julia knows a whole lot of Disney lore, and this week she's sharing the spine tingling stories about Disney ghosts and the bureaucratic policies that keep people from officially 'dying' in the parks.

Lady Gaga Is A Murderer with Joan Ford Sep 27, 2019

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There's A Million Reasons why Lady Gaga is a hugely famous pop star. Her talent and hard work have brought her to The Edge Of Glory and beyond. But could she also have made a deal with the Illuminati to murder Lou Reed and rising star Lina Morgana??? Writer and comedian Joan Ford thinks Lady Gaga's nice girl act is a Perfect Illusion, and that she's a Shallow, Satan-worshipping, cult-loving murderer. Call the Paparazzi and slap on your Poker Face, because this episode is a Monster.

Time Cube with Xavier Rotnofsky Sep 20, 2019

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Time Cube! What is it, what does it mean, and why are we talking about it? All these questions and more will be sort of answered in this brain-bending episode. America's sweetheart Xavier Rotnofsky stopped by to explain the controversial theories of one Gene Ray, discoverer of cubic time. Along the way we discuss Marshmallow Time, Mama Buttons, burritos vs tacos vs linear perceptions of time, and Xavier's problems with caffeine. May Jesus, Einstein, Socrates, and the Clintons bless your week.

Double Whammy with Devin and Greg! Sep 13, 2019

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A very special ep with two very special friends! This week our guests are Greg Gallant and Devin Field of the podcast Firsthand, and they had two theories so spicy we had to cover both in one episode. Greg thinks that Sonny Bono didn't die in a skiing accident, he was ASSASSINATED! And Devin thinks that the writing of staff of Frasier had shocking inside knowledge in advance of 9/11! And they definitely don't regret either of these theories or anything they said in the episode!!! Let Hollywood's funniest buddies explain it all...

Alex Jones is Bill Hicks with Kai Choyce Sep 06, 2019

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Alex Jones is a conservative commentator with a scary red face and a chaotic evil energy. Bill Hicks was a stand-up comic in the 90's beloved for his take-no-prisoners attitude and collection of leather jackets. But could they be... the same person??! Kai Choyce thinks so, and they ought to know. The stand-up comic joins us this week to discuss the possibility that the Powers That Be recruited Bill to become Alex in order to destabilize the conservative agenda. And honestly? Maybe!

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