Stay ConnectedLive, Laugh, Larceny is true crime for people who think most true crime is a little too murdery.
Every Wednesday, hosts Amanda Rose and Trevin Bartee share real stories of ridiculous, low-stakes crimes — from dumb criminals and pett revenge to absurd real-life chaos — told with dramatic seriousness and comedy-first energy.
No murders. Just bad decisions.
Take a break from the heavy and get petty.
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Of all 50 states in America, which have the most crimes on an annual basis?
On this episode, true petty crime expert, Amanda Rose, joins Nick Emel to reveal the Top 10 States in America With the Highest Crime Rates, according to the FBI.
PLUS... what makes each state so likely to have high crime rates?, the safest states in America, proper state name pronunciation, lake culture, Nick's high school life of crime, and MUCH more.
WATCH THE FULL VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE:
https://youtu.be/__EfVNUqkoA
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Hear more from Amanda on Live, Laugh, Larceny, a genre-bending comedy podcast that parodies true crime by telling real life petty crime stories like an over-the-top audio drama. Listen now at https://www.livelaughlarceny.com/listen
Listen to Nick's recent appearance on Episode 188 of Live, Laugh, Larceny:
https://www.livelaughlarceny.com/listen/episode/79bf8a05/ep-188-is-nick-cool-feat-nick-emel-of-10ish-podcast
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A petty crime podcast episode filled with food, fast food sauce nostalgia, and chaotic appetites.
Pull up a chair and prepare your palate—because the Saucy Queens, Trevin and Amanda, have a reservation for crime, and you're on the guest list.
This week, Trevin finally tracks down the elusive salad that haunted him last year—only to discover its spicy vengeance leaves him sweating bullets. Meanwhile, Amanda recounts a recent dining disaster in what can only be described as Diary of a Wimpy Amanda.
The duo dives into a flavorful conversation about discontinued fast food sauces that are now collector's items. From Taco Bell’s Fire Roasted, to McDonald’s Szechuan, and Wendy’s S’awesome Sauce, this nostalgic deep-dip delivers a taste of the past.
Trevin also explores the surprisingly petty world of drunk bees with insights from the article, Why Bees Get Buzzed—and poses the question: what happens when you arrive at the hive tipsy?
This week’s petty crime stories are as saucy as ever:
🍟 Amanda heads to Seattle where Dippin’ Dan just wants his Taco Time fix—but when the meal arrives dry, things get desperate.
🍎 Trevin introduces us to Shawneesha Cobbs, a woman trying to turn her life around... one Applebee’s All-You-Can-Eat special at a time.
Both tales are drenched in food, sauce, and low-stakes chaos, making this episode a true feast of criminal proportions.
So grab a snack, maybe a dipping sauce or two, and join us for another hilariously unhinged serving of Live, Laugh, Larceny.
Today's Stories:
It's Taco Time!
When All-You-Can-Eat Goes Wrong
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This week, we're exploring the fine line between neighborly and nefarious. Because sure, community is important—but not all of them are worth joining.
Trevin is feeling the heat of summer, or as he calls it, Body Dysmorphia Season. In a rare moment of vulnerability, he opens up about the struggle of connecting to his body in a world that won’t stop looking.
Meanwhile, Amanda returns with a major life update, packed with dilemmas. New house? New job? New levels of chaos? Check, check, and check.
In Killer Facts, Trevin dives into the Bayeux Tapestry—a medieval embroidery depicting the Norman Conquest of England in 1066. That leads to the latest game round of Dong or Dagger?, because of course it does. Amanda shares a jaw-dropping fact from Ripley's Believe It or Not involving authentic vampire-killing kits—and maybe discovers a new merch opportunity for the show.
For stories, Trevin travels to the unincorporated neighborhood of Silverthorne, Colorado, where one resident is being repeatedly targeted... with bags of dog poop. A petty crime? Yes. A whodunit? Absolutely. Call it a turder mystery.
Then Amanda takes us to Joliet, Illinois, where a man named Clifton Williams gets himself into trouble over one unfortunate courtroom sound. Is Judge Daniel Rozak dishing out justice—or just making people afraid to breathe? This case is not a yawn-fest.
Take a break from the heavy and get petty—because this week, we’re placing you right in the middle of some truly criminal communities.
Today's Stories:
Turder on Unincorporated Silverthorne
Law, Order, and Yawning
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Things get a little too mischievous this week on Live, Laugh, Larceny! Trevin can’t stop wasting pineapple—despite his best efforts—and Amanda's already slapping mosquitoes in March. Are we sure summer didn't skip spring?
The crew plays a wild round of Two Truths and a Lie: Trevin goes full Animal Planet with facts about quokkas, capybaras, and honey badgers, while Amanda brings props and Pop Rocks to test Trevin’s sweet tooth and smarts.
Then it’s time for storytime, where the crimes may be labeled “mischief,” but the drama goes way deeper.
🕰️ Antiques and the Empty Man – Trevin shares the tale of 60-year-old Mitchell Vest, a man trying to fill the void in his soul—with antiques.
🧱 If These Walls Could Talk – Amanda uncovers the strange case of two new homeowners who discover something horrifying behind the drywall, leading to the arrests of Lawrence L'Heureux and Giovanni Weaver in Cape Coral, Florida.
Whether you're here for weird animal facts, petty criminal drama, or pineapple waste rage, this episode delivers. Bring on the mischief—because after this one, you'll feel full in the weirdest ways.
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Things are getting weird this week—and that’s saying something.
We’re joined by the delightfully bizarre minds behind Weird True Crime for a very special guest episode. Together, we form the Roundtable of Weird, where strange dilemmas, dumb criminals, and questionable life choices are always on the menu.
Trevin kicks things off with an existential crisis involving his life partner, ChatGPT. Is his unrelenting politeness costing the planet millions in server strain? Will he risk environmental ruin in the name of kindness? Meanwhile, Amanda escorts Lyla to her first karate competition, where she’s baffled by the tournament's poker-chip-based economy and baffling logistics.
The Weird True Crime duo enters the chat with their own personal weirdness. Amber’s husband has become a walking billboard for his job, refusing to wear anything but his work uniform. Gina, on the other hand, keeps forgetting one crucial thing at the grocery store—salt. Weeks of underseasoned food have left her flavor-deprived and full of regret.
Then it’s time for the main event: a four-person crime story showdown. Trevin and Amanda dig into petty crimes too short for a full episode, while the Weird True Crime crew brings us the finest dumb criminal tales straight outta Texas. You’ll hear about:
Alex Van Duyn and the mysterious gifts from the Portland Pisser
83-year-old Lillie McClendon weaponizing sausage water
A feathery vandal terrorizing Rockport, Massachusetts
A mischievous dog embarking on a crime spree in McAllen, Texas
Avante Nicholson’s drug-dealing Easter/420 promotion campaign
Tamain Marquell Williams double-fisting a beer and coffee because he doesn’t have time for that
Annamae Cabalsa Martinez calling AAA—during a high-speed police chase
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile getting a frank warning in Waukesha, Wisconsin
There’s a whole lot of dumb, weird, and wonderful packed into this episode. So pull up a chair, grab your beverage of choice, and get ready to join the weirdest roundtable in true crime podcasting.
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Ready to question reality? Bring your big brain and your curiosity—because this week, we’re joined by Jill ChaCha from the comedy-science podcast Well… That’s Interesting, where the facts are bizarre and the laughter is inevitable.
Trevin revisits his greatest nemesis—mowing the lawn—with a petty twist. Amanda finds herself in a super glue disaster while crafting paper teacups for her daughter’s birthday. And Jill faces a hard truth about aging, when one glass of wine turns into a full-body betrayal the next morning.
But the real chaos begins when Jill hosts a trivia game inspired by some of the wildest facts ever featured on Well… That’s Interesting. Expect mind-blowing moments and strange-but-true stories featuring narwhals and their giant tooth, the mysterious woman without a face, the beauty (and brutality) of nature, and more.
If you love fun facts, weird science, and offbeat comedy, this episode will leave you saying, “Well… that’s interesting.”
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Hop on our flying carpet — today, we’re all Disney princesses (crowns optional).
This week, Trevin is officially ordained and struggling to write a wedding speech that’s somehow harder than crafting petty crime stories. Meanwhile, Amanda’s mind is blown at Disney on Ice, where four-legged characters are skating their hearts out in front of her family.
In trivia, Amanda dishes on a Disney princess with surprisingly few lines, while Trevin introduces us to Glynn “Scotty” Wolfe — the Guinness World Record holder for most marriages ever (yes, seriously).
For storytime, Amanda pulls off a full Disney bingo with the arrest of Caleb Albers in Oklahoma City, just around a Disney on Ice tour stop, while Trevin dives deep into the drama of Angela and David Voelkert — a messy custody battle fueled by 2011 Facebook antics. Both stories feature perpetrators whose problems go far beyond their viral petty crimes.
Get ready for an episode packed with childlike whimsy, unexpected gasps, and just the right amount of heartbreak. It’s true crime, comedy, Disney magic, and divorce chaos like you’ve never heard before.
Today's Stories:
Hair of the Princesses
Custody-Gate
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We will be back next week with a new episode. But for today, enjoy this special rewind of Ballad of the Toilet Man!
🎶 Sing it loud, sing it proud—for the Toilet Man, of course. It's Wednesday, which means it's time to raise your voice (and maybe a few eyebrows) for another round of petty crime storytelling!
This week, Trevin finds himself literally singing the praises of the Toilet Man—with the window open, no less—treating the whole neighborhood to his musical breakdown. Meanwhile, Amanda is dealing with a new electricity billing plan so evil it has her family living in darkness like budget-conscious vampires.
In Would You Rather, things get emotionally confusing. Trevin wants to know what would sting worse: being dumped for someone better in every way... or a crusty blow-up doll? Amanda keeps it physical, asking if you'd prefer eternal stubbed toes or a symphony of paper cuts.
Then it’s on to this week’s stories:
Love Letters From Prison – Trevin brings the tale of Carl Wayne McGraw Jr., a man with fake Facebooks, prison romance, and a unique spin on the revenge plot.
Petty Crime is Afoot! – Amanda shares the journey of three Peruvian men, a whole lotta shoes, and not a single working brain cell between them.
So grab your plungers and prepare your vocal cords. It’s time to sing your soul out... for the porcelain god himself.
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Live, Laugh, Larceny has officially hit 200 episodes, and we're celebrating the only way we know how—by throwing the pettiest awards show podcasting has ever seen.
From naked porch thieves to cursed cake smashers, we’re revisiting our most iconic criminals, characters, and catastrophic choices across 13 completely unhinged categories—including:
Will Mona Lisa finally get her flowers? Does 1 Nut Tony take home gold? And how many awards can Trevin’s toenail legally win?
Whether you’re a longtime petty listener or new to the chaos, this jam-packed milestone episode is part celebration, part fever dream, and all ridiculous. Plus, we’re sharing your picks for each award—because crimes this petty deserve democracy.
Come for the nostalgia. Stay for the poop talk.
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It’s our annual 4/20 special, and we’re here to celebrate the one green to rule them all.
This week, Trevin unknowingly ate the final Sweet-Tart, leaving his memory of the flavor as foggy as a college dorm on April 20th. Meanwhile, Amanda is dealing with a sunglasses situation that’s less cool and more cringe, as her husband insists on wearing novelty shades in public—unironically.
In a very high-quality round of Two Truths and a Lie, Trevin delivers three weed-related celebrity claims involving Willie Nelson, Wesley Snipes, and Aerosmith. Amanda counters with her own... eclectic trio: Mark Zuckerberg, Carmen Electra, and yes—Hitler. Because nothing says “celebration” like controversial historical figures and Carmen in the same sentence.
For storytime, Trevin takes us to a petty crime straight out of Middle-earth, featuring Paul Smith—New Zealand’s answer to Gandalf—who uses his business to bring a little relief to the Shire.
Amanda shares a blazing new tale from Orlando, Florida, where trio Jimmy Andrial, Bianca Andrial, and Daniel McCreary take their weed delivery dreams mobile in a makeshift dispensary bus affectionately dubbed The Cannibus.
Both stories are united by special deliveries and plenty of 4/20 spirit. So light up, kick back, and join us for another year of high holiday mischief that will leave you feeling J.R.R. TOKEN.
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