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**Lifeline**

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

Latest Episodes:

80. Meditate In Your Jacket Oct 22, 2023

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✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Today we discuss when people won't let go of a joke, the moods of Uber drivers, wanting to be stranded on an island, and what happens when you need to name your children with all the same letter.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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79. Sick Innit Oct 15, 2023

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✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode out today!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Hello! Today we're talking about a very intertwined employment situation, a solution for a hickey-looking birthmark, if politics matter in relationships, NY Comedy recommendations, and what we think about mediums (not the size).

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

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78. Jordan With The Slam Oct 08, 2023

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Hello! Okay so here's the deal, today we have a bunch of "Jordan with the Slam" submissions. I hope you know what that means, because it's pretty impossible to explain otherwise. There is definitely one real one, and one that is close. The rest are trash. We also have some advice for a woman who is dating a guy who is getting the ick from his LL Cool J lip bite.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

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77. See You In Hell Oct 01, 2023

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Hiiii! Today we're talking about holding up a wedding so your friend who's in prison can attend, putting yourself out there, having a shower routine, and calling an audible on your religion.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

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76. Bristopher Nolan Sep 24, 2023

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Hiiii! Today we're talking about Bruce Willis, paternity leave advice, what to do about loud chewers, and what to do when your muscles are growing at different paces.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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75. The Pissed Meter Is Broken Sep 17, 2023

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

THE FUCKING SHIRTS CAME IN! Today we have some follow ups, some Jordan With The Slam submissions, distorted reality in movies, and how to deal with going to weddings.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

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74. RIP Coolio Sep 10, 2023

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Today we're discussing how to set your prices, a very awkward job bonus reneging situation, irrational baby fears, relentless inviters, bad parkers, and a lot more yapping about water stores.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

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73. Lifelineissimo Sep 03, 2023

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Today we're discussing nostrilissimos, when you disliske someone for being too nice, when a romantic overture Is not accepted, when you're wondering what this life is all about, how to help yor partner with their cooking skills, how to get your house painted, and if you should cotinue to pursue your partner If she has literally switched sexual orientation (hint: no).

📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

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72. Call The Cops I’ll Have Sex With Them Aug 27, 2023

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LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. New episode today!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Today we're discussing how to handle repeat compliments, percussion-based sexism, how to apply the phrase "when in Rome" to sweaty street meats, lazy employers, and novelty t-shirts.

📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

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71. Chris Gets the Giggles Aug 20, 2023

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Hate all the advice? LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Fresh episodes every month.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G

🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT

🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

Today we're discussing vanity plates, coworkers who eat orange chicken every day, coworkers who are torching the bathroom, asking your neighbors if you can join them on the sesh, what to do about loud convos in public, and dealing with tough professors.

📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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