Lifeline

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120. 2001: A Croissant Odyssey Jul 28, 2024

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.

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Today, we're discussing best practices around toilet lids and also escalators, Rock-Paper-Scissors, thoughts around eating burritos in the shower, and an epiphany derived from licking some ice cream.

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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119. You Don't Own Life Jul 21, 2024

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

Today, we're discussing the phrase "behave", technique for blowing your nose, toughing it out with pet adoption, the Nike panda Dunk, and dealing with people who

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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118. Body-Knowledge Jul 14, 2024

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

Today, we are wondering if you'd let your partner brush your teeth for you, how to make group introductions, annoying turns of phrase, stranger danger incidents, and a question about changing your whole hair + facial hair thing up. Plus! We have a special call-in from Cody Durden who faces off against Bruno Silva this coming Saturday.

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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117. Let Me Do My Shtuff Jul 07, 2024

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Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.

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Today, we had to WD40 Chris's chair, we get a checkin from Matt's favorite guy, we're talking about when to stop enabling your friend's bad habits, having repeated infidelity dreams, some movie talk, and dealing with stuck up people.

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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116. Soldier For The Truth Jun 30, 2024

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Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.

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Today, someone sends in a new jingle for the show (it's bad!), what happens with evolving friend values, we talk about chain pizza, someone actually sends in a video asking how they can get on Beat Shazam, and responding to a constant "wait what?".

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

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115. Jealous Of Myself Jun 23, 2024

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Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.

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☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

Today, we discuss how to store opened bags of food in the freezer, how to decide where to move with your partner, how to deal with having a monotone voice, and how to get people to believe in you (even if you're an unhinged guy).

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

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114. Eat My Shorts Jun 16, 2024

Show notes

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

Today, we discuss irritating grammar, when it's appropriate to cut a line, quitting a spontaneous accent, if it's s'bitch to be a passenger, bird problems, and an analysis of the pastry problem by Rob Hay.

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🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

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113. Our Mommy & Napoleon Jun 09, 2024

Show notes

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

Today, we discuss nasopharyngeal hygiene, personality morphing, loud movie snacks, tasting your... um..., being a stick in the mud, being a multi-hyphenate, the Counting Crows and Matt's favorite submission ever?

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

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112. Deep in the Uh-Oh Jun 02, 2024

Show notes

Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

Today, we discuss career decisions, how to deal with a whistling coworker, how to handle a rendezvous with an ex somewhere you'll both be, a specific question about crossing the street, talking about career decisions, and thoughts on the afterlife.

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💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

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111. Locked In w/ Davis Clarke May 26, 2024

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Tiege Hanley: Get your first box 30% off (+ FREE gift), and 20% off for life, at tiege.com/lifeline

✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9

☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095

Today, we welcome our new friend and motivating force, Davis Clarke! After we talk about getting after it, we have some advice for a 24-year-old virgin, how to talk to women, if you should make babies on your wedding night, wiping standing up, and the order in which to eat cakes from a plastic container.

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🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.

More LIFELINE:

Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline

Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

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