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Legends Of The Painty Men

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.

Latest Episodes:

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 65: Farewell Battle Schlock May 21, 2024

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about the end of the current edition of AoS, what they want out of the new edition, what they think GW might fumble and some good old fashioned roasting.

Also! If you like webcomics, Andrew has a great one called Tarnation Lucille on Tapas and Comic Fury.

https://tapas.io/series/TarnationLucille/info also on Comic Fury: https://tarnationlucille.thecomicseries.com

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 64: Terribly Sorry But There’s Going To Be Some Redundancies Apr 09, 2024

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about the miniature culling for the new Age of Sigmar. John decides to switch gears in his army and double down on Stormcast. Andrew suggests One Page Rules as an option for the frustrated and John roasts him again.Enjoy!

If you like webcomics, Andrew has a great one called Tarnation Lucille on Tapas and Comic Fury.

https://tapas.io/series/TarnationLucille/info also on Comic Fury: https://tarnationlucille.thecomicseries.com

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 63: Warhammer for DnD Feb 29, 2024

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about how bad of an actual general Andrew would be with his ADHD, they also talk about making intentionally bad tactical decisions in order to see the coolest board set up(visually speaking) and for as much trash as they talk, they love Warhammer miniatures and go on to recommend them for your DnD campaigns. Also John plays a grim dark strategy game and Andy finds an rpg on Switch about cartoon boobies. Enjoy!

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 62: Let Slip The Grognards of War! Jan 28, 2024

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John check out some of the Old World Boxed Sets, Andy speculates on what minis he might get from the line including his old favorite, Ole’ Swamp Tits. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting and Roy's stand up special on YouTube!

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 61: More Like Stank and File (Rank and Foul?) Dec 27, 2023

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John are perplexed by and roast Warhammer: The Old World while simultaneously only contributing the paltriest of productive suggestions . Like the true Grognards they are. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting and Roy's stand up special on YouTube!

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 60: Cape Knife Nov 21, 2023

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John deep dive into the Cities of Sigmar Battletome, , ogle the art, and run bits on the map names.

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 59: Ork Living Conditions Oct 31, 2023

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John rip on Saruman’s ridiculous end goal for Middle Earth, talk unit pricing for Cities of Sigmar and Andrew attempts to imagine a big butt ork breeding program.

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 58: Something Old, Something Cute Oct 01, 2023

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew finds 60 free goblins from his very old Elves vs. Goblins Warhammer box and discovers the adorable “Cloth Gobkins” from Statuesque Miniatures. John starts planning his list and potential paint schemes for Cities of Sigmar. Then they probably talk about balls or farts.

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 57: Cities of Sigmar Leak Aug 26, 2023

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode they gush about the Cites of Sigmar Leak and how they might take the spot as #1 good guy army.

music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 56: Crotch Pain Wizardry Jul 26, 2023

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, on another hilarious episode of Legends of The Painty Men! On this episode they talk about a new for of spell casting, roast old Empire miniatures that are going away and talk once more about new awesome Cities of Sigmar miniatures. It's a hilarious episode that actually broke John's computer with jokes! Check it out!

-music by the incredible @fluxpaviliion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 55: Andrew’s Ludicrous Destruction Faction Pitch Jun 20, 2023

Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, Jimmy Kimmel) and John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) send up their favorite table top war game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode John makes Andrew come up with some lady characters to increase the fan base and Andrew’s idea is absolutely bonkers.

As always, music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 54: Cities of Dripmar May 31, 2023

On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, Kimmel) talk about the absolute drip for some very fashionable Cities of Sigmar Characters. Andrew plays a game of One Page Rules against a listener and loses. John roasts Andrew and then Andrew reveals some details on a mech based table top game he’s working on.

Legends of The Painty Men 53: Drooling Over Cities of Sigmar May 03, 2023

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy toast the new miniatures for Age of Sigmar, particularly the new Cities of Sigmar Cavaliers! Then Andrew shows off his new Gunpla and talks plans for One Page Rules. Also, Zoom changed its compression algorithm and it gave us a lisp. We’ll be tryin out new software from now on! Tune in and enjoy!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 52: Roasting The Realms Mar 28, 2023

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy roast the insane setting for Age of Sigmar, which they otherwise love, realm by realm. Tune in and enjoy!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 51: Pimp Vampires and Overheating at a Medieval Reenactment Mar 04, 2023

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy talk about old school DnD, Andrew training for SCA fighting by jogging in full armor during a South Carolina summer heat wave, a new history show, AoS Vampire Pickup Artists, Andrew loves big fat Slaan frogs, price increases and they roast the new rules lawyer Kharadron Overlords model. Tune in and enjoy!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 50: Gloomspite Gitz and The Curse of Too Many Rulebooks Jan 26, 2023

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about the new Gloomspite Gitz Battletome, the pain of buying new rules in general, GW art books and Andrew recounts his last game of One Page Rules, Grim Dark Future.

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! On Twitter and the globe!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 49: The Space Marine Dirty Diaper Dance Dec 26, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys adress Henry Cavill and his Warhammer 40K project at Amazon, talk about Richard Grieco in Cinemax stripclub 40k, Space Marines taking dumps in their pants, Nurgle making STDS, Orks having a great time and some general nerd content catch up.

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 48: AOS Game Recaps and Temporarily Retiring a Bit Nov 30, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about their latest in person game that Roy won! They talk skirmish rules for AoS and the beauty of low point games. They also do one more round of “ridiculous rules names” before hanging the bit up for at least another month. Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode: We Actually Play Warhammer Again! Oct 27, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys live play and actual game! Slaanesh vs Daughters of Khaine. They have to relearn the rules! They rip on each other! Andy gets very nervous! It's fantastic Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 47: Blood and Plunder and Warhammer for DnD Sep 28, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about Andrew's first gaming event, Blood and Plunder (with a few sneaky Gamesworkshop minis thrown in, John's new DnD project trying to utilize mainly GW sculpts, a hankering for Cursed City and a new Varangaurd model the boys both love! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 46: A Warcry For Help! Aug 09, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, Andrew keeps trying to sneak One Page Rules talk into the conversation and it infuriates John then they descend into madness as they cover the ever increasing horde of absurdity that is the Warcry warbad roster . All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode With Garage Hammer’s Dave Witek! Squat Squawking! Jul 31, 2022

While John Roy is on tour Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, TBS) and Dave Witek (Garage Hammer) join forces to be positive about something Gamesworkshop does! This is a bonus episode about how much they love the new Leauges of Votann for Warhammer 40k. Hear them reminisce about Squats of yore, Goblin Animosity tables and dwarfy fantasy battle goodness. Andrew's back is out and occasionally it sounds like he's sniffing but that's just the Pilates wedge he's stuck on so don't get grossed out. Party. Bonus.

intro and outro music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills Jun 25, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills Jun 25, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 44: Bad British Robots Jun 02, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how long the Dark Oath line took to come out, GW store policy with head swaps on miniatures, the importance of miniatures that can serve multiple purposes in gaming and how bad British robots are! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 43: Slaves to Awesome May 02, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys whine about GW prices as normal BUT actually fan boy the F out about the new Slaves to Darkness sculpts as well as finally figure out why Storm Cast Eternals can’t be a ‘metal’ as Chaos. It’s Heels vs Baby Faces on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 42: Prime Hunter Special Little Boys Mar 30, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys roast the concept of "Prime Hunters" as the "Participation Award" of gaming. They also talk about drunk road comics from Chicago and Roy's new strategy of not looking at the rules before buying minis. Enjoy!

music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 41: Chaotic Neutral Hobby Complaints Feb 03, 2022

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in another ridiculous podcast. Roy talks about his frustrations with rulebook prices, expanding his Storm Cast Eternals army and Andrew plans his future losses with his Squig Army. Join the fun!

music provided by the award winning and incredible @fluxpavilion!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 40: Fun Armies And Azyrian Toilets (with special guest Dave Witek from Garage Hammer) Dec 23, 2021

Dave Witek (@garagehammer) joins comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt as they send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew tries to have a theme of “fun armies” but this is immediately abandoned and rapidly devolves in John’s fantasies of playing Warhammer for large cash prizes, lighting toilets in Azyr, Sigmar buys an airbrush, Looney Tunes Gloomspite Gitz and Dave finally solves the mystery of why Age of Sigmar has so many cannibals! It’s a raucous one. Happy Holidays!

music by the insanely talented @fluxpavilion his hobby page is also @fat_white_duke

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 39: Includes Rules For Solo Play! (HeroQuest Edition) Nov 23, 2021

Painty Man Andrew DeWitt is here with another solo podcast while John Roy shows his cute baby off to his relatives. This episode Andrew drops way too many f bombs and goes in depth with his love of HeroQuest, his mom’s obsession with painting Santa Claus figurines and how it all started him down the path of painting plastic pain. Lots of DnD, Old Hammer, Dragon Lance and retro table top gaming talk in this episode!

intro music from the amiga HeroQuest game, outro music by the famous and award winning @fluxpavilion .

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 38: Lay Low The Nerd Rage Oct 01, 2021

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new “Roman” look for Stormcast, rule change fatigue, Gamesworkshop IP rules for artists, red enraging special rules and more! Andrew has a new mic that sounds good over zoom, now we need to get Roy one!

Music by the amazing, award winning, world touring @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 37: AOS 3 Point Oh! Aug 31, 2021

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 rules changes, horrific Stormcast PTSD paintings, the Ewok Gambit and even more Gunpla/Gamma Wolves! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Solo Bonus Episode! Gamma Wolves, Gundam, Centerpiece Models Galore! (in YOUR face, John!) Aug 10, 2021

Comedians John Roy (not pictured) and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew flies solo while John recovers from dad duty (doodie) and answers questions, talks Gunpla, giant minis and Gamma Wolves.

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 36: AOS 3.0 Part 1 Jun 08, 2021

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 Minis, and how Orks love to party! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 35: Belly Button Lady Demons Apr 29, 2021

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the hot new Slaanesh demons, John is a grouch about everything again and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 34: Theater Bongo King and The Cursed City Mar 01, 2021

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about new model releases for Warhammer Quest Cursed City, high school theater kings, tiles versus terrain and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us!

Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 33: Wondrous Powers Jan 31, 2021

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Lumineth Kangaroo Mounts, the Slaanesh Fat Gay on a Parade Float and terrible unique character powers.

Stick around after for all the @fluxpavilion tracks that he was kind enough to create for us and check out his new album!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 32: The Gambler Jan 05, 2021

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, Misery Index, Tv Land) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Slaanesh releases (the fat guy on the barge hadn’t come out yet), genital builds and licensed fantasy novel writing.

Music by the incredible @fluxpavilion

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 31: Windmill Eating Buffoons Nov 30, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on giants being hilariously stupid, Sigvald being hot and helmet plumes. Roy is a little low in this episode, Zoom issue, but muscle through because it’s worth it.

Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 30: The Fluff is The Crunch Oct 29, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on fluff vs. crunch, the misnomers and pitfalls of this thinking as well as sone funny problems with the lore.

Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !

Painty Men Episode 29: The Best Players Sep 23, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on everything from X-Men to the very best armies of all time and the players that make them.

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 28: Battleline Boats Jul 30, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about Kharadron Overlords finally being the pirate army it deserves.

music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 27: The Game That Started The Podcast Jul 01, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they reveal the game that started the entire podcast.

music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 26: Sigmar DnD May 31, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop war game, Age Of Sigmar. On this episode John explains the new Age of Sigmar rpg to Andrew, gets most likely ripped off by a counterfeit miniatures scam from Russia and people keep sending Andrew hot female Ogor mini pics.

Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Episode May/April May 01, 2020

Our post paint and chat bonus episode, we answer some listener questions (if you didn’t have a chance to ask do t worry we’re doing another round soon!) and talk about the new AoS giants! Sound recorded via zoom so a little tinnier than usual! Hopefully the virus will be over soon and we can record face to face!

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 25: Yak Attack Apr 02, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the bovine, beauties or beasties (depending on your point of view) of the new Lumineth Aelves.

Music by the far too talented Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Bonus QnA Mar 14, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt take listener questions and answers about their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 24: Ogroid Rage Feb 21, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about new miniatures, that totally aren’t a Sphinx and a Minotaur cause you can’t copyright those.

Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion.

Painty Men Bonus Episode Questions, Andrew Can Kill A Grot, and Warbar, Half Warrior, Half Barbarian Feb 13, 2020

John Roy and Andrew DeWitt (From Hollywood! Ooooh) answer fan questions about Age Of Sigmar, including what models they could actually kill in one on one combat.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 23: High Falutin Aelves Jan 31, 2020

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about elf hats. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion.

Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Question And Answers ! Dec 30, 2019

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Tru Tv and The Misery Index) send us their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode, they start a new tradition of recording a monthly bonus episode of questions and answers for listeners. This was from the same batch where Andrew forgot a mic cable so forgive the audio and also he couldn’t find the part where John asks him to add a musical sting so just imagine it. Love you.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 22: Hot BBW Ogors and Redneck Chaos Dec 20, 2019

Andrew misplaced one of his mic cords so they ran the audio off his iPad, there’s a bit of echo from the table but otherwise, it’ll do! In this episode John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about everyone sending him the new female Ogors as well as the redneck life of The Unmade.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 21: Ogors, Everybody Eats (People), and Sigmar’s Catch Phrase Nov 12, 2019

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game in the stupidest fashion. This episode they talk about cool new Ogor models, the Venn Diagram of Sigmar cannibalism, and they come up with a much needed catch phrase for the game. Music by Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 20: Bleeding For The Hobby Oct 29, 2019

Comedians John Roy (Historical Roasts, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (The Misery Index, Sundance) send up their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they answer fan questions, talk about new Ogors, Shadespire vs Warcry and Andrew suffers a deadly hobby accident.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 19: Bone Reaping That High Fructose Khorne Syrup Sep 23, 2019

Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, The Misery Index) and John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk Bone Reaper aesthetics, do a faction focus on your favorite murder mutt, Khorne and explain wysiwyg in the worst way possible.

Music by the extremely talented @fluxpavilion

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 18: Sigmar Saturday Morning 80’s Cartoon Aug 22, 2019

Comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode they talk about what an 80’s cartoon of AoS would look like, do a MFK of the Chaos Gods and Andrew tells John how to avoid giving his lady miniature faces 5 o’clock shadow.

Episode 17 : The Untamed Beast Tale Of Beast Skull Lord Brian (reupload) Aug 04, 2019

Temporary reupload to slightly address an audio level mishap. Andrew will investigate the wave on PC when he is back in town. With that out of the way, BEHOLD! Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in hilarious infantile fashion. On this episode they answer fan questions, talk about War Cry and Andrew loses 3 minutes of the podcast in the dumbest, most on brand way possible. They also debut an amazing array of new sound bits, songs and stings curtesy of the amazing Flux Pavilion! @fluxpavilion on twitter or see him live in front of THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE! Check out Painty Men on Patreon! Patreon.com/legendsofthepaintymen

Shout out!

HATE (hackney area tabletop enthusiasts) @ The Bethnell Green Working mans club

Josh, Ross, Chris, Pat, Matt G, Matt D, Mark, Dave, Landy and Dan.

East Londons premium Age of Sigmar friendship group.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 16: Contrast Paints, DMT, And Warhammer Memes Jul 01, 2019

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top miniature game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the new contrast paints, their uses, and what John and Andrew think about them. They also talk snacks, DMT gnomes and dank Age of Sigmar memes.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 15: Fan Questions And Dumb Answerssv May 28, 2019

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they dive in on fan questions ranging from favorite point size battle to what are Skaven.

Music 80’s Action by Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 14: Rematch Time! Apr 07, 2019

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt hilariously send up their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age Of Sigmar. On this episode they talk old school breakfast cereal, a rematch between John's Stormcast and Andrew's Daughters of Khaine, the faaaabulous new Slaanesh miniatures and some good old fashioned riffing.

Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Road Trip Episode Mar 29, 2019

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt are back in action with a bonus episode as Andrew drives John to one of their favorite local gaming stores and get a quick rematch in. They talk about Triumph and Treachery, Andrew’s wheeling and dealing, staring at dice and John gets busted for saying a naughty word when Andrew makes a save. This was recorded hours before the new gorgeous Slaanesh models were shown so that will have to wait for our next episode coming shortly!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 13: Stoned Endless Spells, New Slaanesh Army For Andrew and Paint Pot Conspiracies Feb 16, 2019

On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite table top game: Warhmammer: Age Of Sigmar. On this episode Andrew talks about his new NSFW Slaanesh army, John debates the arms race of adding Stormcast Ballistas to his list and they uncover a consipiracy by Gamesworkshop to force us to spill paint. Enjoy!

Music: 80’s Action by Kevin MacLeod

Incompetech.com

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 12: Big Breasted Troggoth Beauties Jan 25, 2019

Comedians John Roy (Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Kimmel, Sundance) are back again with more irreverent takes on their favorite table top game Warhammer: Age Of Sigmar! This episode they talk about Gloomspite Gits, the vuloptious Troggoth Hag and get some cool naughty bits from Mierce Miniatures witch disgust John Roy and Thrill Andrew DeWitt. Join in the fun! With hot troll BUNS!

LOTPM Episode 11: Rationalizing Daughters Of Khaine And Taco Bell Dec 17, 2018

Disclaimer! This episode had to be recorded on Andrew's cell phone due to technical difficulties. It's listenable but lower quality than we'd like. The issue has been resolved and we'll be back with better stuff soon! It's a funny as hell episode where we (comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt) talk about Daughters of Khaine, Taco Bell, gaming stories of yore and more.

Music: 80's Action

Kevin MacLeod

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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 10: What Ironweld Arsenal And Killer Sound Design Nov 14, 2018

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt riff on their favorite table top game: Age Of Sigmar. This episode they talk about what Ironweld Arsenal looks like to regular people and Andrew makes an idiotic promise to add in sound effects.

Music: 80's Action, Take A Chance, 5 Armies, by Kevin MacLeod Incompetech.com

Battle Sounds Ambient Battle Noise by pfranzen

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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 9: Slaanesh In The Clowns Oct 24, 2018

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt riff on and skewer their favorite tabletop game, Age Of Sigmar with insane bits and nerdy tangents. On this episode, they talk about the best way to fix meta-gaming forever and also explain Slaanesh to people who've never touched dice before.

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 8: Andrew Actually Plays Age Of Sigmar Skirmish! Oct 10, 2018

Comedians John Roy (5 Stars on Star Search, Google it!) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel, TV Land) join forces to talk and riff on their favorite hobby of all time: Gamesworkshop's Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. In this episode, Andrew confesses to John how much he loves Hero Quest furniture, one of them actually plays AoS Skirmish and loves it and they read more listener comments!

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 7: Froggy Went A Flesh Eater Courtin Sep 14, 2018

Los Angeles comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night TV) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Action Figure Therapy, Kimmel, TV Land) join forces to geek out and roast their favorite game: Age Of Sigmar. This episode they talk about how crazy Flesh Eater Courts are, the cost difference between Dungeons and Dragons and Age of Sigmar, John tries out a Storm Cast Eternals "Wall" and Andrew shares an embarrassing story about creating his own monster stat sheet.

NSFW language so use headphones if the boss is around!

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 6: Brayheards Gonna Bray Aug 30, 2018

Los Angeles Comics John Roy (Late Night, Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel) riff on their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about what Beastmen look like to normal people who don't play Warhammer, read some fan reviews, talk about how many flintlock pistols the Inquisitor has and send up Age of Sigmar: Skirmish. We get NSFW with our potty mouths so pop those headphones on, y'all.

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 5: What Beastclaw Raiders Look Like To Normal People Aug 14, 2018

Comedians John Roy (Star Search 5 Star Stand Up Comic, Copious Late Night TV Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel, Action Figure Therapy) join forces once again for more NSFW irreverent humor about Age Of Sigmar. This episode they talk about grimdark fantasy body odor, the drawbacks of working in an office where you paint miniatures for a living, what Beastclaw Raiders look like to normal people, and they celebrate a 1000 listeners. Listen and share with your nerdiest friends.

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 4: Fan Questions, Daughters of Khaine Vs. Stormcast Eternals, and What Kharadron Overlords Would Look Like To Normal People Jul 26, 2018

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite tabletop game: Age Of Sigmar with bits riffs and real talk about the hobby. They take fan questions, read some reviews, recap a game of Daughters of Khaine vs. Stormcast Eternals, Fat Tzneetch Worshippers, and what Kharadron Overlords would look like to normal people. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 003: What Deepkin Look Like To Normal People, Coffee Ground Basing, Daughters of Khaine vs. Khorne And More! Jul 14, 2018

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite tabletop game: Age Of Sigmar with bits riffs and real talk about the hobby. They talk hooking up with Melusai, what Deepkin look like to normal people, homicide detectives in Age of Sigmar, Daughters of Khaine vs. Khorne, and more! NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 002: AoS 2.0, Game Recaps, Green Stuff and Night Haunts Jun 28, 2018

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) recap a recent game of Triumph and Treachery, talk AoS 2.0, New Nighthaunt Models and working with Green Stuff. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 001: Introducing John Roy And Andrew DeWitt And What They Love About Age Of Sigmar Jun 20, 2018

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.

Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com

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