Laughing On The Sidelines

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Biggest Upsets of All Time Sep 23, 2020

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This week, the guys discuss merchandise coming soon, and kidney stones. Yes, you read that correctly. The MLB playoff picture is getting clearer and the LA Dodgers seem to be the favorites. 2020 still sucks as so many NFL superstars get injured during week 2, and the damn Atlanta Falcons don't know the onside kick rules. What are the biggest upsets of all time and what movies would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Enjoy another hilarious episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

Football Is Back, Baby! Sep 16, 2020

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This week's episode, Scotty shaves his head for a good cause (@team_jocelyn), and Jeremy gets into a fight at Lowe's! Brewer's pitcher Brent Suter falls off of the mound while pitching, and Kansas University bars fans from going to the football game (like they really had to). Now, we can finally say it: "FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!" Week 1 had some pleasant surprises, and imagine if volleyball players had Tourettes Syndrome! Would you rather shit your pants, or get KO'ed? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

Worst Uniforms of All-Time Sep 09, 2020

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This week, Fantasy Football is back, and the draft was extremely anti-climactic. Nick Foles will not be the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, Leonard Fournette goes to Tampa Bay, and Von Miller may be out for the season! The Yankees and Red Sox both are playing terrible baseball, and listeners make some awesome comments telling Scotty that he sucks! Finally, we draft the worst sports uniforms of all time, and please don't vote for Derek. Enjoy another hysterical episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Our Favorite Stand-Up Comedians of All-Time Sep 02, 2020

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This week "Jabroni" becomes a word in the dictionary, a digital fan flashes her boobs during an NBA game, and a cardboard cut-out falls off the "Green Monster!" We are just over a week away from the NFL season, and Carson Went is already hurt! The guys read more "Comments & Questions" from listeners, and debate if would rather poop their pants on purpose or "b**ch-slap" the bride's mom to get out of going to someones wedding! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Death Diving VS Ski Jumping Aug 26, 2020

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This week, the NBA Playoffs continue and no one important cares until the NBA Finals. Trevor Bauer taunts Carlos Correa with his "Free Joe Kelly" cleats, and Zach Greinke throws an "Ephus Pitch." The guys reveal some listener comments and answer some listener questions, like which sport would be best with all midgets? And. finally, would you rather Death Dive or Ski Jump? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Battle Royale With Sports Equipment and Flying Midgets Aug 19, 2020

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This week, the guys make jokes about Scotty's weekend, discuss Fernando Tatis Jr. hitting a bomb with a huge lead, and The NBA Playoffs are finally here! What sport would you like to watch a meth head play, and what sport would be better with trampolines? Finally, "Battle Royale with Sports Equipment," and flying midgets. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Biggest Blunders In Sports Aug 12, 2020

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Scotty can't hit a tee shot passed the ladies' tees and has to drop his pants for the next shot. The Braves troll Reese McGuire by playing "Beat It" and Oakland's Ramon Laureano charges the Houston Astros' dugout after getting beaned. What are some of the most ridiculous injuries in sports, and what are some of the biggest sports blunders of all-time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Stuck Behind A 5-Some of Seniors Aug 05, 2020

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This week, the guys talk about Joe Kelly getting suspended after mocking Carlos Correa, Nolan Ryan and Robbin Ventura fought on the mound 27 years ago, and apparently the guys have been noticed on TikTok. We have extra-innings with runners on second, and now we are being sponsored by a drunk pack of cigarettes. Jeremy honks at golfers and who else gets pissed getting stuck behind a 5-some of senior golfers that walk the course? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

What Teams Do You Despise? Jul 29, 2020

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This week, Derek, Jeremy, and Scotty celebrate the beginning of the 2020 baseball season, even though it probably won't last long after 14 members of the Miami Marlins test positive for COVID-19. They discuss the pitiful "first pitch" of the 2020 season by Anthony Fauci, and many other terrible "first pitches" of all time. Patrick Mahomes owns part of the Kansas City Royals, Mike Tyson is going to fight again, and make your own mascot for yourself. They draft their least favorite sports franchises and college teams and would you ever wear attire of the team you hate? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes.

Sporting Under The Influence Jul 22, 2020

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The Major League Baseball season is days away, and 3 Houston Astros have already been hit during exhibition games. Alyssa Nakken is the first woman to coach on the field at the Major League level, and Rey Mysterio Jr. allegedly lost his eye. Tyreek Hill smokes Terrell Owens in a race, and the Washington "Whatevers" have other sh*t to talk about and it has nothing to do with the new name. What sports would be hilarious if alcohol were involved, and we draft our least favorite sportscasters. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes.

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