Laughing On The Sidelines

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Parallel Parking Hot Wheels & Our Bucket Lists May 31, 2023

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On this week’s episode JP Jeremy, and Scotty recap their Memorial Day weekends, and don’t listen to our show if you are easily offended. The NBA Finals are probably not rigged, and Scotty thinks Larry Bird is better than LeBron James. A woman wins a rolling cheese race while unconcious, and people are taking pictures for their driver's license naked. Is pooping in a cup overrated or underrated, and who in their right mind drives the speed limit in the left lane? What are some bad endorsement ideas, and how would future archeologists explain everyday items from today? What things do you need to do before kicking the bucket, and would you go to the doctor keistering some parallel-parked Hot Wheels? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Ceremonial First Pitch & Weird Super Powers May 24, 2023

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On this week’s episode, the original crew is back to talk about Jeremy Joseph’s ceremonial first pitch, and all of the details leading up to it. LeBron James and the Lakers get swept, and a WNBA coach should be less condescending. Are silent but deadly farts overrated or underrated, and are you the guy who uses the self-check-out line for more than 10 items when it clearly says 10 items or less? What’s something you do that the opposite sex never thinks about, and what’s in the box? What are the best inventions of all time, and would you want a super power that recognises who farted? Enjoy another great episode with the original crew, and keep on laughing assholes!

"That Guy" & The Worst Dance Moves May 17, 2023

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On this week's episode, Scotty, Fred, and JP are glad Derek is not here, and we hope all of you had a Happy Mother's Day. The Dali Lama is really disgusting, and overweight people are upset they have to pay for two seats on a plane. Is putting "googley eyes" on your weiner overrated or underrated, and are you that guy who is so pessimistic that they bring everyone around them down? What's a rejected name for a rectal thermometer, and what's something you did as a child that you still do today? What are the worst dance moves of all time, and would you ever want to try the Sister Fister? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Cage Fighting & Things That Will Get You Fired May 10, 2023

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On this week’s episode, Scotty gives a couple high school kids new nicknames they will never get rid of, and JP does more bowling. Jackson Mahomes gets arrested and released on bail, and baseballs to the nuts hurt regardless if you are wearing a cup. Isn’t being the guy no one will put on speaker phone fun, and what would you do if you were talking to someone and found they were in the middle of shitting? How much do you respect women, and what would be your favorite new bumper sticker ? What are some things that would deffinately get you fired , and would you fight a handicap child in a cage? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

Professional Mimes & Crickets That Sound Like Screaming Goats May 03, 2023

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On this week’s episode, Derek goes to the WWE NFL Draft, and SPOLIER ALERT "Jury Duty” is an awesome show. Forcing obnoxious parents at little league games volunteer to be umpires may not be the best form of punishment, and Antonio Brown thinks the Baltimore Ravens want to sign him when they definitely do not. Are weird climax noises during sex overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you found an inappropriate picture in the donation bucket at church?What two animals would you like to switch the sounds they make, and what ridiculous things would you buy if money was no object? Would you rather live in an infested house with crickets that scream like goats, or be sung “Happy Birthday” every time you go into public? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Swiping Right Without Looking & The Worst Fashion Trends Apr 26, 2023

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On this week's episode, Jeremy graces us with his presence, and Mike Baldwin is recording a comedy special in Kansas City. An ultra marathon runner uses a car during a race and gets disqualified, and Max Scherzer gets suspended for a sticky substance. Are single-word texts overrated or underrated, and what is your definition of stupidity? What's something you can say at a dog rescue center, but not a daycare facility, and what is the best way to solve an argument? What are the worst fashion statements of all time, and how would you feel about your "yawn face" being the key to unlock your phone? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Plus-Sized Models & The Best Movies Of The 80's Apr 19, 2023

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On this week’s episode, JP actually does something interesting over the last couple of weeks, and Scotty spent way too much on a damn golf club. The Eagles decide to pay Jalen Hurts way too much money, and an actor who played in the worst movie ever made says he will never watch the new rendition of the very same movie, only better. Are plus-sized runway models overrated or underrated and what would you do if you were doing the dirty, and aunt flow shows up? What is a phrase a woman says that is a lie 100% of the time, and what is a very true stereotype? What are your favorite movies from the 80’s, and would you push someone in a wheelchair down a couple flights of stairs? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Controversial Bud Light Cans & Our Favorite Food Pairings Apr 12, 2023

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On this week's episode, it is the first episode without the original 2 comedians, but Mike and Fred are back to fill in. Fred gets engaged, and Mike does comedy in Seattle. Falling trees at the Masters almost kill people, and Bud Light may be pissing off their target market. Are genital piercings overrated or underrated, and what should the new campaign slogan for Bud Light be? What are your favorite food pairings, and would you get KO'd by the opposite sex in a professional slap competition. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Original Crew & The Worst Cartoon Pets Apr 05, 2023

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On this week's episode, the original crew is back for the first time this year, and we are moving a lot of our stuff to Twitter because Twitter doesn't take our shit down (@LOTSidelines)! The MLB opening day happened, and an L.A. Dodgers fan tried to propose on the field, but got "truck-sticked" by Paul Bart Mall Cop. Is thick toilet paper overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you open the door for someone and they don't say thank you? What's a Disney movie that should be rated "R" if kids knew what was really going on, and could you watch your favorite sports team on a blurry TV? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

Waking Up To An Air Horn & Our Worst Fears Mar 29, 2023

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On this week’s episode, Mike Baldwin is back after being an actual traveling comedian, and Derek is a freaking Canadian now! The Final Four is full of underdogs for the first time ever, and no NFL team acts like they want to sign Lamar Jackson. Is slow and sensual intercourse #overratedorunderrated, and #whatwouldyoudo if you found a vehicle taking up 4 parking spots in a full public parking lot? What does 70% of the US population do, and what is something you would not want to hear at a WWE wrestling event? What are your worst fears, and would you rather be woken up randomly by an air horn, or get caught masturbating in your car? Enjoy anther episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

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