Laughing On The Sidelines

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Annoying Relatives & New Years Resolutions Dec 27, 2023

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On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are you going to bed on New Year's Eve? What are some rejected names for fake boobs, and what is 2024's new slogan? What are some New Years resolutions you won't be able to follow through with, and could you be the Santa at a swinger's bar? Happy New Year, and keep on laughing assholes!

Trampolines In The Front Yard & Strange Gifts From Santa Dec 20, 2023

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On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty list if you were Santa, and what animals would be terrible pulling Santa's sleigh? What are the strangest things to ask Santa for Christmas, and would you tolerate a trampoline in your front yard? Enjoy another episode, and have a Merry Christmas, assholes!

Locked and Loaded & Urban Legends Dec 13, 2023

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On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst places to see a streaker, and what are some rejected names for a cream pie? What are your favorite urban legends, and could you survive with your phone only maxing out at 15% battery life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

The Two Time Champ & The Dollar Bills Draft Dec 06, 2023

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On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating, and what is a name for a special needs music group? Who do you wish would be on American dollar bills, and could you poop in a toilet on display in a hardware store? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Breaking The News To The Parents & Weird State Laws Nov 29, 2023

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On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with team colors. Have you ever drank so much that you forgot where you were, and how close to closing time can you go into a restaurant? What are some rejected names for Viagra and how can you nicely tell someone they are dumb? What are the weirdest state laws, and what if you had to tell new parents their child was "special?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Womb Nukes & Bad Thanksgiving Conversation Topics Nov 22, 2023

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On this week’s episode, Steve Peters has not been back to his therapist, Mike hosted a comedy competition, and Scotty has his snowboard. The Pittsburgh Steelers finally fire Matt Canada, and the Chiefs don’t get any assistance from the officials on Monday Night Football. Have you ever stepped into the shower with clothes still on, and how big can a girl be and still be allowed to wear yoga paints? What is the rejected name for the Plan B pill, and what is a movie title that describes you in bed? What are the worst conversation topics for the Thanksgiving table, and do you want to play “Gay Chicken” with your dad? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Scat Chat & Weird Fetishes Nov 15, 2023

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On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph’s Christmas decoration woes continue, and Scotty’s snowboard is coming. Could a high school state champion mens basketball team beat the WNBA champs, and do we know God exhists because Megan Rapinoe tore her achilles 6 minutes into her final game? Have you ever sped home to avoid pooping your pants, and how far is too far to drive for a “one-night stand?” How would you trigger an entire fan base in one sentence, and what are they going to start calling Black Friday now? What are the weirdest fetishes, and could you wiper with your hand every time you pooped? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Movies That Were Awesome As Kids, But Terrible As Adults Nov 08, 2023

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On this week's episode, Steve Peters still has a gambling problem, and Scotty is an emo kid at heart. The Texas Rangers win their first World Series, and a girl in Amsterdam gets a glory hole surprise. Never have ever taken a picture of my poop, and how high is too high? What's an odd thing to have a buy one get one free sticker, and what do you think a smoke alarm should sound like? What are some movies you loved as a kid, but realized they are terrible movies as an adult, and would you prefer Jackson Mahomes doing TikTok dances or Taylor Swift coverage? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Fake Sign Language & The Worst Things About High School Nov 01, 2023

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On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph returns and high school pictures are embarrassing. Halloween is upon us, and JP brings a costume. Denny’s would be an awesome place to have a concert, and if you don't like Dan Campbell, something is wrong with you. Are one night stands overrated or underrated, and is any food shaped like a dinosaur good? How cold does it have to be before you can turn on the heater, and what advice are we going to get from Jeremy? What were the worst things about high school, and would you try to sign if you had no idea what you are doing? Enjoy another classic episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Mispronouncing Names & Wrestling Celebrities Oct 25, 2023

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On this week’s episode, Scotty hates Halloween, and Derek is not Irish. The World Series is going to be great because the Astros aren't in it, and employees catch a theif using a forklift. is the metric system overrated or underrated, and who should not be allowed to use mobility scooters at Wal Mart? What Halloween costume will get you called into the HR office at work, and what do women hate more than anything? What celebrities had the best wrestling appearances in the WWE/WCW, and would you hate it if every time you talked, you would be interrupted? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing assholes!

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