Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

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BONUS | Cultch War: Before The Storm Nov 06, 2017

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Welcome to: Cultch War.

It's fight week: and fight week...is...an acrimonious affair!!!

Listen to this "Sportscenter Style" Cultch War preview and be completely compared for the Battle Royale. Matt and Bowen breakdown every matchup, every bracket, and every personality. Catch up on all 18 comedians, why were they chosen, their weaknesses, strengths, histories, and x-factors.

Blue-Ribbon Panel of Judges: Joel Kim Booster, Michelle Collins, and...and a MYSTERY judge!!

How the fucking shit are you not going to Cultch War?

Don't hate yourself for the rest of your life. In 5 years, it would cost $850 to see this lineup. BUT TICKETS NOW!

Tuesday, November 7 -- Villian -- 8:30PM -- 307 Kent Avenue, Brooklyn

TICKETS: http://nycomedyfestival.com/event/cultch-war-dont-think-honey-deathmatch/

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"Rolling On Cloud Laughing" (w/ Christi Chiello) Nov 05, 2017

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It was cold this morning. So very cold. So cold that a deep chill permeated every inch of my body. I almost stayed in bed; I almost let it defeat me. But I've seen enough of this life to know that if I could only get out the door, only survive the subway, and only burrow into my office, I could pour myself a steamy, creamy, delicious cup of Las Culturistas - and the chill would be obliterated. And my friends: hark! This week's brew warmed me right up because Mr. Rogers and Mr. Yang made it just the way I like it... chock full of Ms. Christi Chiello!!

Matt and Bowen are bringing you some brand new rules of culture (#32: All Dogs Go To Heaven), brand new "I Don't Think So, Honeys" (Adult Acne), and brand new original songs (well, you'll just have to listen for yourself!). Christi's defining culture is Boy Bands - and this ep goes DEEP! Also - a breakdown of Demi Lovato's new documentary, some questions about Anderson Cooper, and a totally refreshing discussion about religion (Really? Yes! Really!). The culture is bountiful (Riverdale, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, etc) - so take big sips! Warm up your heart; warm up your life!

Love to you all and see you at Cultch War,

Joe (HPJ for the fans)

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"Sexual Walkabout" (w/ Joel Kim Booster) Oct 25, 2017

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When the children sit around years from now and reflect back on their favorite episode of Las Culturistas, you will hear all sorts of "expected" responses: Rachel Bloom's "Wedding"! Pat Regan's "Nicolette"! Josh and Aaron's six hour long Drag Race episode! And sure, all the sheep will nod along. But there will be some, let us call them "the cool kids," who will pick their heads up knowingly and crow, "Joel Kim Booster's SECOND episode is the purest distillation of the Las Culturistas form!" That's right y'all: it's a CULT CLASSIC. Why? Well - Bowen, right back from Australia, is so jet lagged that he can barely keep it together (and yes, at one point Bo does claim to have a list of "divas" he loves, lists one "diva," and then groggily exclaims "Divas. Divas. I love Divas.") Matt tries to AGAIN relitigate a niche NYC show - which leads to Joel pointing out the magic of Las Culturistas: "the thing that I love about this podcast is that it is so alienating to viewers." And what about Joel himself? Well before you check out his new album MODEL MINORITY (coming very very soon!), check him on this ep talking about Sex in Seattle, Young Sheldon, Mandy Moore, Carrie Coon, Demi Lovato, musical theater auditions, and so much more.

Did you buy your tickets to CULTCH WAR yet?? Did you buy your tickets to I DON'T THINK SO, HONEY yet??? What are you waiting for?? Much love to you all, HPJ

"I'm your favorite animal" - Matt to Bo, when Bo said he likes Koalas

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"Too Mischievous!" (w/ Blair Socci) Oct 18, 2017

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Legalize Oatmeal Raisin! The talented, warm, and LA-Bound powerhouse Blair Socci is in studio to talk about religion, dating, competitive surfing, Jagged Little Pill (!), and her idol: Gwen Stefani. Matt shares some of his father's aphorisms (to an unreceptive Bo). Bowen talks about the time Jude Law broke his heart (to a very receptive Matt)! And yes they talk about Scandal, and trips to Mexico, and trucker hats, and auditioning, and TLC, and fuck-nannies....BUT the highlight, in an episode full of highlights, is Blair's loving tribute to the women of the comedy community. Some beautiful and necessary words! NYC will miss her very much!

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"YAZ HUNNI" (w/ Mike Kelton) Oct 11, 2017

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ONE NIGHT ONLY: Mike Kelton is such a radiant beam of light that Matt and Bowen are forced to swap out the negative "I Don't Think So, Honey" segment for the extremely positive and uplifting "Yaz Hunni!" segment! And YAZ HUNNI, Bowen does his about Hot and Spicy Cheez-Its! But if you think that's all this episode has going for it, then you are sorely mistaken. Of COURSE Matt lists the credits; of COURSE Bowen charms with the compliments - but then Kelton gets right into it with a 14 minute rendition of his famous parable, the "Elevator Story" (21:20). The story is so good that I've used it to make a point in my real life TWICE and the episode hadn't even come out yet. The story includes lawyers, Pride, the fire department, and Brian Faas so any good Culturista is going to want to check it out ASAP. But wait. There's more: Mike talks about the influence of Jagged Little Pill (34:38), our hosts breakdown Clueless vs. Mean Girls (39:30), and we get to hear about Mike's new show "Shade: Queens Of NYC" (44:30) which everyone is going to want to check out - it sounds likes essential viewing. Thanks to Mike for coming on! We all look up to you and appretiate you coming out! Enjoy the episode everyone...and rate 5 stars! - HPJ

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"A Story Like Mine..." (w/ Jaboukie Young-White) Oct 04, 2017

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Warning: this episode is a "whirlwind of culture" and no one is safe! Las Culturistas go deep on Beyonce, Kanye, Kelly Clarkson, Donald Glover, the service industry, and Jaboukie's socialist co-op. Matt tells a disturbing/ hilarious story of a wild night in Chicago. Bowen passionately attacks the abuses of the ice-cream industry. Jaboukie regales the room with heroic "quitting the job" stories. It's episode 50!!! Time to CELEBRATE!! -HPJ

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"Tragical" (w/ Jo Firestone) Sep 27, 2017

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A podcast FEAST! The one-and-only JO FIRESTONE, one of my favorite comedians of all time, joins Matt and Bowen to talk the power of Demi Lovato, the horrors of catering, and the nuisance of not having a butt. Bowen shares his (bizarre) love of airplane food, and Matt hilariously rails against a homophobic woman on the subway. Everyone sings and sounds GREAT, obviously. And perhaps I'm biased but I just have to say - it's another instant classic. Write this one up Splitsiderrrr cause if this isn't "the podcast of the week," I don't know what is. - HPJ

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"We, Tonya" (w/ Tim Murray) Sep 20, 2017

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Chirp chirp! Matt and Bowen, demanding a "good ol' fashioned queer" be in studio, summon the singular Tim Murray! Tim demands that Las Culturistas get INTO (what some might call) the defining trio of modern culture: Tonya Harding, Hillary Clinton, and Ellen Pompeo. Bowen teaches the god-damn children about "Practical Magic" while Matt whips Kelly C fans into a god-damn lather over the upcoming album. Tears are shed and laughs are had and Tim Murray burns down the studio with a wicked "I Don't Think So, Honey!"

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"The Beyoncé Narrative" (w/ Ruby Karp) Sep 13, 2017

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DING DONG! Las Culturistas is BACK with a brand new in-STUDIO episode with the SUPREMELY talented RUBY KARP (Earth Hates Me, UCB). And bitch, it’s what you need! Topics? Ruby starting comedy in BABYHOOD, finding a comedic voice as a teenager (she’s a rising senior!), and her new book EARTH HATES ME, coming out October 3rd. Plus, Matt, Bowen, and Ruby GO OFF on the TEACHERS & TESTS that WRONGED them in high school. And you KNOW they’re talking about Hilary RODHAM Clinton’s #WhatHappened. Okay reading! It’s a GEM so listen up!

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