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Sorry I sexualize you so much - The Barbie Movie Aug 01, 2023

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We're just a couple Barbie girls, in a Barbie world, trying to figure out what possibly could have made BenKen Schmapiro decide to light literal toys on fire. We are here to report that after watching the Barbie movie, we confidently can say that we still have no idea what would illicit such a fiery (pun deeply intended) response from BenKen. If you've seen the movie, you know what an absolute magical cinematic masterpiece it is. If you haven't watched it and you've been told that lighting toys on fire is an appropriate response to a woke, feminist agenda pushing trash film, we're here to tell you that no, that's not the correct response. Call it what you may- even woke and feminist if you're that attached to labels- but we'd suggest instead of arson, some self reflection would be a cheaper and safer option that will yield better results. If we still haven't convinced you, Ryan Gosling sings a song and beaches people off, let that alone be the reason you let this masterpiece grace your eyeball vision see-ers.

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I was doing filthy things to that push pop - Sharing your Stories Jul 25, 2023

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We're back from yet another travel week with airport stories, bathroom stories and airport bathroom stories. We're 2/3's of the way done with the chaos that is this summer, all that is left is Wedding festivities. Let's just have a chill hang out sesh while we recoup from a whirlwind of a time in Florida! After we share our stories, we share some of your ghost stories, ho stories and toilet stories. You know, the classics.

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Not many people have been inside me - 200th Episode Jul 18, 2023

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200 Episodes...can you believe it? We've never been so consistent with anything ever in our lives. 200+ hours of squeal laughing, crying and poop stories. 200+ hours of attempting to bring you connection and maybe learn something at the same time. 200 opportunities for people to be mad at us because we're too _______ for them. We decided to f*ck around and hurt our own fee- I mean - respond to some of those opinions in the first chunk of this episode to show just how far we've come since starting the podcast as timid, people pleasing, insecure babies. We're in our villain era, and by villain I do just mean that we're not taking these words anymore and you shouldn't either. Don't let anyone ever tell you who you are!

In the second part, we read some reviews that are significantly more fun and comical and have nothing to do with us. Cheers to 200 episodes, fam. We are more and more grateful for you all the time!

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https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

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Ooh, baby I'm gonna disrupt - Disruption Theory Jul 11, 2023

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You know it's a good episode when there's a "am I being a bitch?? sorry..." quote. We're finally talking about the infamous LA trip that we've alluded to for many moons. We're pretty sure the statue of limitation for talking about this experience is up and we're spilling all the tea. Instead of just chattin hot goss, we've also decided to make this as educational of an experience for you as going there was for us. Please enjoy us discovering the meaning behind Disruption Theory, also known as the subtle shade thrown at us by three very professional people in the entertainment world.

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https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/

https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

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They took a pregnancy test at our show?! - Hey Ladies Jul 04, 2023

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We're back in the studio after two days on the road and MAN do we have so much to tell you! We decided to do a special live show edition of Hey Ladies and ended up with way more questions than we could have answered on stage, so we thought we'd answer them for you this week! Enjoy this recap of our first every tour!

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https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/

https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

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Beef Feet - AI Wrote our Episode Jun 27, 2023

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Dear viewers, Emily and Sarah are so excited to take you on another amazing comedic quest adventure journey. They utilized the powers of the internet to bring you three incredible, brilliant, exclusive, buzz worthy episodes about the scandalous Hollywood elite, the definitely real life search for the diamond of desire which was criminally stolen by one of several potentially criminal people, and an story so funny it would win an award. In other words- this is what happened when we let CHATGBT write our episode! Also- Jeri wants everyone to know that the chest pain scare in the middle of the episode was definitely a pulled muscle and she is doing just fine! 32 is a real b*tch!

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https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

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If you stay wet, you don't have to get wet - Catching Up Jun 20, 2023

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We haven't seen each other in a week and we had a lot to talk about. Grab a snack, your beverage of choice, your comfy pants and plant yourself in your favorite seat so we can spend the next hour together catching up!

We're doing another moment show! We'd love to invite you all to our Big Stupid Birthday Party July 11! Get tickets below! moment.co/ladiesandtangents

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https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/

https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/52045757

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Is there anything gayer than country music? - PRIDE 2023 Jun 13, 2023

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WELCOME TO OUR FIRST OUT PRIDE EPISODE! We're so excited to celebrate all things queer this year with the people we love most YOU. We've got heart worm stories, homie hoppin ho stories, some gay panic over cartoons and some tear jerkers. It's all that you could want it to be and more. Thank you again to each and every person who took the time to send in a story, you never know what your words could mean to someone looking for community and acceptance. Thank you all for continuing to say gay and wearing every color of the rainbow (including beige) loudly and PROUDLY.

Also! We're doing another moment show! We'd love to invite you all to our Big Stupid Birthday Party July 11! Get tickets below! moment.co/ladiesandtangents

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https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/

https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/52045757

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What are you so eager about, you little idiot? - Law of Attraction Jun 06, 2023

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If you've ever wanted to hear two privileged white ladies tell you how to girl boss your way out of your depression, look no further. From the people who brought you "Just fucking get up and believe you can, girlie!" and "Sounds like you need to go hug your mom," we present to you an episode that teaches you how to toxic positivity your way out of poverty, social inequities, racial injustice and oppressions of any kind. That's right- it's the law that actually isn't a law because it goes against every scientific definition of a law- the Law of Attraction. We hope the sarcasm is translating well.... Consider this our attempt to understand and debunk the idea of being able to energetically change the world around you just by believing you can. While there is some foundational evidence on a quantum physics level, we can't quite guarantee the link between the physics and whatever pseudo witchy stuff we did under the moon was. But damnit if we don't try our best.

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https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/

https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/52045757

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Here's a question from an a** virgin - Ho-rror Stories May 30, 2023

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It's time for a May Ho storytime! We're sharing problematic names, Australian sex watches and the hole Jesus can't see. I honestly don't know what more I could even say to convince you to listen. What more could one ask for?

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WE'RE GOING ON TOUR - https://www.ladiesandtangents.com/live-show

WE’RE ON CAMEO - https://www.cameo.com/ladiesandtangents

WE'RE ON PATREON - patreon.com/ladiesandtangents

MERCH - https://ladiesandtangents.kingsroadmerch.com/

*NEW* SUBMIT YOUR STORIES - landtstories@gmail.com

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GAZA/WEST BANK RESOURCES-

https://medium.com/@scholarscoalition/for-immediate-release-u-s-4c2aecd11535

https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/

https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/52045757