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Ep. 220 Superman vs Epstein Jul 15, 2025

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We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology tour and his new creepily apologetic vibe with Lois Lane. We get into why the Epstein memo actually dropped this week, the Mongol toddler archer program, Soviet goal-setting efficiency, and what a desk job looks like in the upcoming cannibal labor economy. Plus: Ray’s childhood crabapple trauma, a defense of violent unions, and why Batman is the real intelligence asset.

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Ep. 219 Bob Vylan Deported? Jul 04, 2025

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Ray celebrates the 4th of July with a look at the Bob Dylan/Bob Vylan mix-up, Zionist fences, and what counts as “punk” in 2025. Also: U.S. visa freakouts, psyop lyricism, Gaza breadlines, the return of Big Beautiful Bill, and the death of Michael Madsen.

Plus: Should Ray lie about being at the Freak Off for podcast clout?

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Ep. 218 Zohran's Hot Wife Jun 27, 2025

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Zohran Mamdani wins the primary, and the internet explodes over his “hot wife.” Ray dives deep into the discourse—are high boots all it takes now? Plus: the socialist grocery store scam, funeral brothels, Coney Island subway sex fires, Amy Adams slander, and a new plan to sell $30 Madeline Muffins to the masses.

Also: Daniel Craig takes a missile to the dome, Americans turn Mecca into a Six Flags, and Lucy’s got a sword to protect her baked goods.

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Ep. 217 Trump's Secret Box Jun 22, 2025

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President Trump claims he left instructions to “obliterate Iran” if he’s ever assassinated—and KUMP breaks it down. Ray and Lucie unpack the death box, JD Vance’s loyalty, and whether the Pope can rebrand as Jesus Christ the First.

Plus: how much war profit should taxpayers get? Should you be able to invest in a nuke startup on Robinhood? What’s the point of Ted Cruz? And why the NYC subway needs Roman-style phalanx shields.

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Ep. 216 Israel Bombs Iran, Pirates Get Nukes, Italy’s Big Lie Jun 13, 2025

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Israel bombs Iran’s nuclear sites, Ray proposes nukes-for-jobs diplomacy, and the Houthi rebels become UN tech support in Ray’s fantasy global empire. Also: pirates in the desert, Dave & Busters for peace, and why Michelangelo’s David might be hiding a corpse. Plus thoughts on plane crashes, diaper diplomacy, and the Dead Sea.🔥 Get bonus episodes every week on Patreon – patreon.com/raykump

Ep. 215 Trump vs Musk Jun 06, 2025

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Once allies, now adversaries: Ray and Lucie dig into the digital flame war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk—from EV mandates and Epstein tweets to passive-aggressive truths about sperm, submarines, and shadow bans.

Also in this episode:

– David Portnoy snaps on a Boston MC

– Cannibal meal prep and serial killer lakes

– Rand Paul’s MAGA savings account

– ChatGPT bans and federal AI meltdowns

– Guestbooks at Anne Frank’s house

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Ep. 214 Cargo Ship Crash May 30, 2025

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A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into chaos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law.

Also in this episode:

– Ray’s federal agent car crash story

– MrBeast as the golden calf

– Putin’s terms for ending the war

– TikTok brain vs. poor people

– Trump’s T.A.C.O. strategy

– Greg Abbott and the great falling tree

– Sermon on the Mount vs. classroom rules

Ep. 213 No More Yolo May 25, 2025

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Ray and Lucie cover an alleged embassy shooting in D.C., OnlyFans influencer arrests, McDonald’s workers who can’t afford McDonald’s, and the slow death of the YOLO economy.

Also:

– The “Luxury Trash Can” jet

– AI producer rage

– McDonald’s grill hierarchy

– Cheeseburgers in the closet

– Wage collapse, sticky economics, and the TikTok attention span crisis

– Ray gets choked at work, South African farmers, and possibly a war

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Ep. 212 Air Force Dumb May 16, 2025

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Trump is reportedly accepting a $400 million private plane from Qatar. Ray and Lucie break down whether the 13-year-old jet is a gift, a bribe, or a flying trash can.

Also in this episode:

– Harvard discovers it bought a Magna Carta for $28

– Walmart signals price hikes

– Trump’s Dubai hotel collapses over forged permits

– Birthright citizenship, AI prison plans, and a jerky-based survival model

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Ep. 211 Pope in the USA May 09, 2025

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The Vatican goes American. Ray and Lucie break down Pope Leo XIV, robot freakouts, TikTok tech fires, and the mysterious Times Square statue.

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