Featuring all of the regular Barstool personalities, KFC Radio is the quintessential bar conversation brought to podcast form. Listener interaction is the name of the game as Barstool readers and listeners contribute their Stoolie Voicemails to drive the conversation to strange places including embarrassing personal stories, bizarre hypothetical questions, and more. New episodes of the hilarious Barstool Network flagship show are released every Friday. Every Tuesday and Thursday.
Here's the Latest Episode from KFC Radio – Barstool Sports:
Are the Astros hiding an even bigger scandal? Should everyone get participation trophies just for not constantly being on the internet (shoutout Gary Gulman)? Too much chitchat from the new hires at Barstool. Voicemails: Cuddle Buddies, Wild Night At The Strip Club, Always Healthy or Always in Shape, Met Addicted Animals
Do you say couch or sofa? Drake gets booed off stage. Am I The Asshole: Guy Won't Tell Wife How Much Money He Makes. AnswerTheInternet.com is LIVE. WOuld You take the Limitless pill if you couldn't remember any of it?
The best Disney songs, KFC is a candiadte to replace Mike Francesa (According to The Big Lead), how long would it take Feitelberg to chop down a tree, going to the gym, trying to figure out TikTok, the Harlem shake, autotune with Timeflies,
John witnessed a man selling ties catcalling two doctors. KFC gets consideration for the heir to Francesa's throne. Eating peanut butter with a spoon. What's the worst torture that you'd want to survive? Gary Gulman's The Depresh review. The Morning Show review. Voicemails include: worst job for your girlfriend, grumpy and old, how to find out if she's interested
John Leguizamo stops by to talk about his new movie Playing With Fire, Super Mario Brothers, Romeo and Juliet and losing at Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Did John get canceled by the Minifans? Could you beat your own clone in a fight? Tom Brady said something that KFC thinks is worthy of a cancel. The Singular Platform Initiative. TikTok is (allegedly) pedophilia. Am I The Asshole for canceling y husbands boys trip? Describe yourself using 3 TV characters. Rayna and Ashley fro Girls Gotta Eat return to talk about how Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, what it takes for a guy to be "new apartment worthy", life on the road, and the difference between pole dancers and strippers.
The Nationals win the World Series, Deadspin slowly dies, Answer The Internet takes the world by storm, and Marty Mush tries to figure out how water stays in the ocean and doesn't go on the land
How to blow yourself. Does the ocean have walls? Obama & Mitt Romney. Deadspin writers think they are civil rights activists. Voicemails include: Building Frankenstein, Day or Night, Eat Your Dog, how women masturbate.
Rhett & Link from Good Mythical morning stop by to talk about their new book, basically inventing Youtube, actually inventing Chuck Testa, being Youtube dads and having rich people hair.
Jason Nash joins KFC to talk about Vine, the Vlogsquad, and stand-up comedy
Answer The Internet: The Card Game is now available in the Barstool Store and Walmart.com. Go get it now! John wears size small underwear. He went to a Bigfoot museum inside a Mexican restaurant in Maine. He needs you to buy the game even though he didn't negotiate a cut of any of the sales. Kissing after oral sex, Dad rumors, quitting the Best Man position. Go buy ATI. Somehow we talk about nuclear bombs. Go get the card game now store.barstoolsports.com Andrea Savage returns to talk about her new podcast, Andrea Savage: A Grown-Up Woman #buttholes, I'm Sorry, how she juggles her husbands, and how many people John and Kevin have had sex with.
Yankees fans get triggered by Clancy and The Rocket, Frankie vs Jared, Answer The Internet: The Game, Capture The Flag at Barstool HQ, 50 push ups on air, Kayce's birthday
If you had to run a marathon (26 miles) but you can replace a mile with a beer, how would you split it up and how fast could you do it? Feits vs Spider, Carrabis vs Bregman. The Saudi prince spending $45oM on wrestling. The 10,000 Year Clock. Massachusetts trying to ban swearing. KFC Radio LIVE in Philadelphia (kfcradio.com/philly). The Purge. FeitelTown. Pineapple.
Chris Bosh stops by to talk fatherhood, Save The Cat, beers, the state of the league, China, and whether Zion is too heavy.
Emma and Julie from Comments By Celebs come by to talk Dennis Quaid, Chrissy Teigen, Kate Beckinsale, how they got started on Instagram, why they don't do video, when KFC followed them, and Answer The Internet.
Introducing... Answer The Internet: the card game, available October 29th at store.barstoolsports.com and Walmart.com. We've taken all the best questions from KFC Radio and ATI over the years and put them together in a card game. Go get it October 29th!!! John has a personal announcement. KFC revels in the 19 out of 20 victories he has over the Yankees. Voicemails: Street smarts vs book smarts, worst animal with wings Abella Danger returns...
Yankees vs Astros dominates the week as Clancy and the Rocket fend off the weasel Yankee fans, the #SlobGate debocle, the Ellie stream and finally, burying the Yankees, dead in the dirt
The Ellie/Yankees live stream was some of the best content Barstool ever put out. Inside the Barstool Upfronts. Should construction have to start after Feitelberg wakes up? No. Should people feel bad for White Sox Dave? Also no. Voicemails: Buying nudes, Athlete sperm, what would you do if you had the remote from the Adam Sandler movie Click?
Matt Barnes returns to talk to us about his new podcast with Stephen Jackson, how the NBA is handling the China situation and whether Lebron smokes weed and just doesn't tell anybody.
Rude Jude is also back and also discusses drugs. The time he brought a toddler to The Shelter from 8 Mile in Detriot to see Kelis. His new wine offering. And how the term "Say Less" almost got him in a feud with a rapper.
John may have witnessed a cover-up at the bar. Oktoberfest seems like a good time. SlobGate was bad but the aftermath keeps claiming victims. Jo Koy broke his teeth, sold out another couple arenas, promises to give KFC $50,000 and doesn't want you to follow your dreams. Jessa Rhodes tells us about making $10K in a single night, why she slapped a 21-year old at a strip club, her Australian accent and her weird choice of pets.
VOICEMAILS: soft dicks, bad Uber drivers, skipping episodes, KFC sex dream
Marty Mush gives and update on the rat situation. The Rocket is for the people. KBnoswag explains the Pepsi vine. The CCK crew watched El Camino at 3am (no spoilers). Justin Bieber is a bad rapper. How to get a hickey.
Bill Burr drops in to discuss his new special, Paper Tiger, his role in Star Wars, F is For Family, why he doesn't hate the Yankees, immediately regretting things, how stupid cancel culture is, and scaring pussy away.
Uncle Chaps comes by to answer some voicemails including: paint and sip, sleeping in the closet, don't want to see his dick, and can girls smell each other?
Kirk Minihane visits Barstool HQ and chats about the Minifans vs the Mincells, ASMR, his psychiatrist, Feitelberg's secret child, Ellen, George W Bush vs Trump, Gerry Callahan, Sirius vs podcasts, and his thoughts on Making A Gambler.
The people at Giants games are not great looking. Highlights are too long. John experiments with telling the truth. No one is good at human interaction. ESPN overpays people. Stephen A is inspiring the youth. Magicians, hypnotists, and mentalists. Voicemails include: Dating During the Playoffs, get out of jail free card, music before or after you were born.
Nikki Glaser stops by to chat about her new special "Bangin" and the roast scene. Why she isn't into orgasms anymore, how guys should eat more pussy, the dating app Raya, and roasting Caitlin Jenner.
Best of CCK on Barstool radio. Would Jared's twin be hotter than him. Should we get paid everyday? Let's add a 13th month to the calendar. The Riggs/Ryan Whitney situation is discussed thoroughly. Mickey Callaway gets fired. What are the worst instagram posts of all time?
It's 90 million degrees in October so we are just gonna shift the seasons. Maybe add a new month. Someone has got to fix this and Greta Thunberg isn't getting the job done. Why are motorcycles so loud? Joker preview. Am I the Asshole. Voicemails: Complicated or Complex, Crime College, Nut Surgery, Chernobyl Tours Kal Penn joins the program to talk about his real name, why his wikipedia is mostly fake, getting lit on fire, his butt double, his time working with Obama and his new show Sunnyside.
The Awkward-Off of embarrassing weekend moments. From bizarre Bills Mafia interactions, to drunken screaming to overflowing toilet bowls. Also John's review of "Dear Evan Hanson" Voicemails include: Referring to your vagina in the 3rd person, Slump Buster, Fiance copies me, and Alien Trump.
French Montana drops by to talk about gladiator school, the curriculum he wants talk in school, his take on 6ix9ine and snitching, when Terrell Owens asked him to take a dive in a bowling match, P. Diddy, and his new record with Post Malone and Cardi B.
Jared has a mental breakdown, King Felix is done in Seattle and no one cares, should LilWayne retire? The porn gang gets together. What's it like being the ugly identical twin? Can you be a pro athelete and vegan?
John's thoughts of the day: should I help my girlfriend move? Should I do Sober October? Why don't boxer have a dick hole anymore? KFC needs to make good on a promise from June. The 6-12-18-24 challenge revisited. Voicemails include: hot alien, dating a rival, send better nudes Justin Hartley stops by to talk about This Is Us.
John takes a nap at the office. NBC deeply offends the women of Barstool. The magician restaurant. KFC's day at the cemetery. Voicemails: keys, wallet phone, 100 year old birthday party, Canadian cities.
Zah's alien experience from 1994. KFC Radio Live Show recap. The Navy confirms UFOs are real. Area 51 Day. Feitelberg's overdose on espresso martinis.
Zah's alien experience from 1994. KFC Radio Live Show recap. The Navy confirms UFOs are real. Area 51 Day. Feitelberg's overdose on espresso martinis.
What would it be like to interview Big Foot? Why we should've all voted for Hillary (for the aliens). Pornstar names. The dangers of hungover driving. The best HBO characters of all time. Voicemails: Girlfeind hobbies, A Girl Got Titties and Ass, Steak Sauce, and Wildly Unattractive
Everyone in comedy wants to be anti-PC so now we are anti-anti-PC. The 10% faster hypothetical. Why did Joe Keery cut his hair? Voicemail: Acne or Mosquito bites, Pats vs the Pro Bowl, and Awake for 3 Days. Gary Owen stops by to talk about his relationship with Kevin Hart and declares comedy "Un-cancelable"
Feits and Mush talk about their new series, Making A Gambler. Jared cuncels the Red Sox after 6 minths, KFC cuncels the Jets after 1 week. Sam Darnold has mono. The Mets sweep the Diamondbacks whie CCK is on air. KFC relapses. Mush gives us a glimpse at what it's like to date him.
It must have been an odd night at the Brady residence in light of the Antonio Brown news. When are you too old to have a sleepover? Are you who you pretend to be on social media? Trolls, Doxxers and Shadowbans. Voicemails: King of the Fruits, is 3D porn cheating, Lifetime bank statement, best fake jobs. Jerry Springer joins the program to talk about Judge Jerry, how he got his start in showbiz and the time he fought a 6'5" neo nazi.
Something terrible happened in the parking lot of Target, the weak link in the Patriots offense, the Jets and Mets going where no team has gone before, the point of life, and when you should run red lights. Voicemails: The State Fair, How Do You Want To Die, How Old Is Too Old. Dean Norris brings by some Schraderbrau to talk Breaking Bad, El Camino and Under The Dome.
KFC hosts the Friday show solo with a lot of pre-Patriots Antonio Brown news, Post Malone's new album, Mike Tirico is a white Italian from Queens, the Mike & The Mad Dog anniversary, a Wally Backman rant and another Mets rant in general. Mush recaps his weekend with Zah, Jared vs Kayce on scheduled tweets, the Rocket is friends with his ex, and how Marty Mush deals with women.
Mets fans hit rock bottom and KFC is their voice. The NHL is the absolute worst at marketing it's sport. When did we make women shave thier armpits? Flume eats ass just like everybody else. Jerry Ferrara talks about the 15th anniversary of Entourage, the final season of Power, and the limited edition Fukijamas he showed of on @KicksInTheOffice. Voicemails include: Sign Language, Steal Something from One Night Stand, and Call Yourself An Uber
The summer is over and nobody is sad to see it go. Binge watching Breaking Bad to prep for the new movie. Getting Pre-Sick. John's walk to work and the surprise fashion statement. The hot delivery guy. Willie Colon's gender reveal. Mindhunter season 2 review. Voicemails include: fly or invisible, sleep in blood, gametime outfits, and baby talk. Yannis Pappas latest special produced by Andrew Schulz, passing out on stage, snoring, and getting dumped by girls from Girl Code
John might have got a guy deported. Is KFC's identity worth stealing? The latest Chapelle Special "Sticks & Stones" How to stay calm during the zombie apocalypse, how much sex should I have in my 20s, sex or a relationship with dream girl. Andrew Schulz stops by to discuss his latest special The Crowd Work Special, how to stop a hurricane, the Amazon fire, and how to get a shadow ban lifted
KFC and Feits solve the hurricanes and forest fires and rant about Florida. Do you realize how much money people donated to the Church after the Notre Dame fire? How do birds have sex? Disney+ is bringing back weekly episodes. Patriot porn (not the football team). Schools should be BYOS. Where are gorilla dicks? Interstellar, Reign of Fire, and Angel Has Fallen. Voicemails include: Life As A Caveman, Train Your Dog, Retweet Nudes
KFC goes solo, Kirk Minihane and Chaps call in to discuss Kirk's investigation, callers express their irrational hate, new Taylor Swift drops, Kayce's worst first date, what happens when you die, Bachelor parties, is JJ Watt corny or nice, Week Zero, and the return of college football
Robbie Fox joins to explain Spiderman being pulled from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, being denied from a bar even though he's 21, and the shows he's been watching. Later, we're joined again by Lost Kings to discuss their come up, new music, and sneakers. We also cover paternity tests, knowing when you'll die, and answer voicemails. Voicemails include: Any Job in the World, WYR Paralyzed, You Vs A Million Ants, and Clones Vs Mike Tyson.
KFC recaps his first ten years at Barstool Sports, the Battle of the Blindos, the Tiko Texas Rap Battle, life before and after the first Barstool Combine, the launch of KFC Radio, and much more. Rich Franklin joins to discuss designing the Viva line and the process that goes into it. Voicemails: Wedding invites, One Fetish Too Far, Porn Shut down, and A Girlfriend's Secret.
Should Marty Mush date a KFC Radio listener? Who put roads where they are? Do diamonds give off their own light? Best of CCK includes: KFC & Jared wedding this weekend, Daniella thinking KFC has hair plugs, Barstool union, Dave thinking Jeff D Lowe is Hardfactor Will, Boobs vs asses, Kayce getting sent underwear, the dog pound, KFC's new glasses, Mush thinks animals are pricks, Four Loko, 7 minutes in heaven, Jared's food stolen from kitchen, how animals get pregnant
Barstool drama swirls as Dave fights back against a non-existent Barstool Union, complete with Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and Donald Trump Jr. weighing in. Yahoo might be the worst company of all time. Adriana Chechick's teeth. Slut functionality. Do astronauts jerk off? Can you complain about loud neighbor sex? Who would you choose as a cellmete? Brian Austin Green talks about the 90210 reboot, Megan Fox and how he didn't realize he'd been robbed. Pauly Shore discusses his Random Rants show, how social media has changed the landscape of comedy, and how he could've been a more dramatic actor.
KFC went to a wedding with Jared Carrabis and Dallas Braden, and the mother of the bride listened to an episode of KFC Radio. Mike Posner go bit by a rattlesnake but that is still better than how he got treated at the UMASS. Gamers are being blamed for violence and we stand with our gamer brothers. Voicemails: whose twitter would you hack, what's an orgy, doggy in a dress, how would you get fat?
Jerry O'Connell stops by to talk about The Jerry O Show, My Secret Identity, Bachelor in Paradise, and his love for both the Mets AND Yankees. Adam Brody pays a visit to talk about his new movie Ready Or Not, atheism, The OC and how Seth Cohen was the original cool nerd.
All the drinking games we are too old for, but still play: Asshole, Beerpong/Beirut, King's Cup, Beer Die, Power Hour/Century Club, Waterfall, 7-11 Doubles and more. The Best of CCK includes: Marty at strip club, Jared's love poem, Marty's impromptu love poem, Kayce's Lil Wayne tattoo story, KFC's dad almost got a tattoo on his face, Zah's earring, the Barstool Lunch Tables, Drake & Millie, KFC's love/hate with the Mets, drug smuggling and underage drinking.
Whitney Cummings drops by to talk about her new special Can I Touch It, how to get on the dating app Raya, how she found out she has nipples like Asa Akira, porn trailers, sex robots on Tinder, and anthropomorphism. Jim Breuer returns for the 1st time since 2015 to discuss if the Mets can make another miracle run. KFC almost got thrown onto the train tracks and crushed by a moving train. The worst 1st date ever. Am I The Asshole: for not adopting my step-daughter. Voicemails: Porn Background, Farting at the Urinal, Should I Pay Taxes, Swap Lives with a Woman.
Stone Cold Steve Austin stops by to talk the Attitude Era, how the Stunner came to be, and dropping the Stunner on a future President. John writes a eulogy and eats popsicles in bed. Lindsay Lohan was purchased by a sultan. Hobbs & Shaw review. P Diddy is dating his son's ex who happens to be Steve Harvey's daughter. Who do you want to meet in heaven? Voicemails: getting in bed naked, Jesus on a plane, horse venmo.
Lebron James runs on the court during an AAU game and the internet gets mad at KFC, Feits buys instagram shirts, who enjoys orange juice with pulp, words that people can't stand, Luke Voit and the Underdog Savages, dark chocolate, Taco Tuesday, and the least aware fanbases in sports
KFC and Feits debate how they could save hostages, whether the Bachelorette is worth watching, whether the Democratic National debates are worth watching, who is the King of Late Night, and if Taco Tuesday is racist. King of the Bay Area, E-40 comes through to drink wine and tequila, inventing the phrases All Good, You Feel Me and Captain Save-A-Hoe, the Warriors, the Knicks, A$AP Rocky, the art of storytelling and Guy Fieri. Rod Breslau (the Adam Shefter of e-sports) joins the show to explain where all the money comes from, how leagues are organized, how kids get screwed out of the prize money, and what else Barstool should be doing in the e-sports space.
Jimmi Simpson stops by to talk Always Sunny, Westworld and his new show Perpetual Grace, on Epix. Gina Brillon talks about touring with Gabriel Iglesias, why NYC sucks, why Chicago is really proud of their alleys, and if being a twin makes you crazy automatically. John is very, very bad at negotiating. The Lion King stinks. The worst shirt ever, Big Data, Jeremy Lin hits rock bottom. Voicemails include hard dicks in the textbooks, my girl doesn't watch TV, and could a 10 year old live your life.
Kfc, Carrabis, Kayce and Feits recap the AC Pool Party, Kate wants to know who gets to blog another bloggers death, Kayce has salty eyebrows, Ria's bday, Kayce's cameo in the Pup Punk video, and a Anne's trip to the island in the Bronx full of dead bodies
David Spade talks about his success on Instagram, Chris Farley, Chris Rock, and how girls love getting hit on on Instagram. Cody Ko and Noel discuss Tiny Meat Gang, That's Cringe, Jake & Logan Paul, Adriana Chechik, Vine, the blowjob robot, cube jobs, Tik Tok and meeting fans in public. Dana White on UFC 240, the bottle cap challenge, the death of Maxim Dadashev and Buddy McGirt trying to stop the fight, and whether he would trade places with Roger Goodell. Tommy Smokes joins to talk about the Rainforest Cafe and his small bladder. The Office: outfield assists, taking your shoes off in public. Voicemails: kissing cousins, conspiracy girl, collecting baseball cards, worst places to ask someone out.
Logan Paul comes by Barstool HQ to talk about the Challenger Games, how Ochocinco doesn't stand a chance against him, his boxing career, his brother Jake Paul's engagement to Tana Mongeau and their alleged pregnancy, aliens, what happens when you die, and how he got pink eye. Kathy Griffin also stops by to discuss her new movie, Hell of A Story, her famous picture with Donald Trump's severed head, and whether she thinks the President has treated her fairly. Summer gets canceled. The guy who called out Dina Hashem sucks. Voicemails: one haircut for life, swapping babies, switch lives with a guest.
Bagel Boss, the Rocket gets his ring, Kirk Minihane vs Willie Colon, how do you deodorant, Stranger Things, OJ, Much in Atlantic City, ROugn n Rowdy and the Irish Goodbye
Joe Manganiello drops by to talk about his new movie, Bottom of the 9th, sneakers, his inspiration to start weight lifting, and what it's like to be Sofia Vergara's instagram photographer. Bill Bellamy hangs out and discusses Rock n Jock, Dan Cortese, the Shaq/Kobe feud (Shaq is his cousin) and what it was like to be famous and not even know it. The Yesterday hypothetical, why no one should be worried about the Russian FaceApp, and the end of Feitelberg's depression. Voicemails include: the next spork, useful/useless things learned in school, getting up on a flight, and running into a fire.
Ice Cube on kicking guys out of the Big 3, what it's like being a visionary, how he almost invented Netflix, comparisons to Kanye, when the Internet tried to figure out what day It Was A Good Day was, and why Google thinks Dr Dre is dead (he's not). Ashley & Rayna from Girls Gotta Eat stop by to talk about the hot guys on Stranger Things, how Cancers are the Patriots of astrology, whether Jason Momoa has a dad bod, how many girls should a guy have sex with, what is the perfect penis size, and why cults are such a turn on. KFC & Feits recap the live show, Abella Danger's ATI is blowing up, football coaches at the pool. Voicemails include: what's your anamorph, annoying evolution, do the homeless have sex, and embarrassingly late.
Marty Mush explains his life philosophy (it involves fast food restaurants as a metaphor) to Kayce. Best of the week includes: Kayce on a phone cleanse, Coley cracks Feits back, Willie & Large steal chips, what's the worst state, Oklahoma defenders, Kirk Minihane calls in, USWNT win the Wolrd Cup, Marty Mush has his first glass of wine, selfie stick girl, The KFC Radio live show recap, and what items we all get when Feits dies
KFC and Feits prepare for their live show, have a spirited debate about Kanye West, debate the worst state in the USA, discuss KFC losing his wallet. Voicemails include: Navy Seal in a toddler body vs toddler in a Navy Seal body, leaving a fanbase, and teleport but lose a day off your life.
Howie Mandel stops by and takes a call from his daughter, declines to give us $100k, compares and contrasts the new and old office, explains how girls get their vagina waxed to match his goatee. Mike Epps talks comedy inspiration, Snoop and Lil Uzi Vert at his wedding and "coochie falling from the sky" on him. Voicemails include: double bachelor party, black out with her parents
JB Smoove on joining the MCU, British accents, lap seats, the Knicks and Jake Gyllenhaal. Jim Norton on KFC's stand-up, calling NBA owners "governors", aliens and other conspiracies. Abella Danger on squirting, her start in porn, Kanye, ASMR with Tommy & Marty, and bush. Voicemails include: shoreline sex, girls with strong handshake, and Yesterday. John gets mad about night mode and people that tell you to charge your phone. Barstool dinosaurs.
Tensions were high in the office all week. Jared & Coley don't believe in the moon, Marty does ASMR with Abella Danger, actual college football conversation, everyone in the office is fighting and Dave is watching.
Julian Edelman comes through to talk about Feits best/KFC's worst Edelman moments, his glow up, Gronk's "retirement" and will Tom Brady outlast him. Gabriel Igelsias chats about comedy before social media, and how hard it is to do a set when people want stop laughing at your hilarious jokes. THE OFFICE: could you survive an attack, sex with a relative, shower depression. The Dunkin Awards. The HBO feature on Barstool. Voicemails include: mad on the 4th of July, partner with a villain, snacking on Jesus
Josh Wolf comes through to talk about encouraging KFC to do stand-up, old man nudity, drying balls with hand drier, Patrick Ewing's big dick, the marijuana industry, and 1 fake tit. KFC talks with Feits about his stand-up debut. Voicemails include: doggy playdate, I'm not a hooker, and charging for the round
KFC and Kayce analyze the new Barstool underboob bikinis. YP vs Carrabis in who celebrated their championship better. Kirk Minihane makes his Barstool and CCK debut. OJ and Bill Cosby are tweeting. Jared learns what Chernobyl is. Clem stops by to breakdown the debacle that is the Mets season. Darren Rovell's bizarre tweet to Big Cat. Does you dick game get better win you become rich and famous?
Bryan Callen tells the outrageous viking kid story and discusses his special Complicated Apes. Bill Pullman chats about Space Balls, Independence Day, the President Whitmore speech and The Sinner. Would you eat granola for 2 weeks straight for free food for life? Would you sit in traffic for 2 weeks to never hit traffic again? How do you get someone to stop sending you nudes? YouPorn wedding proposals. THE OFFICE: credit cards, doggy sex, could you survive the Titanic? What superpower would you pick if it can with zero responsibility?
Kirk Minihane skypes in from his car to discuss his new podcast with Barstool, negotiating vacation time with Dave, and how he thinks it will all end. Jon Taffer visits the new studio and chats with KFC and John about Big Brain, his new show Marriage Rescue, bar fights, and sharing you location with your spouse. KFC recaps his weekend including tubing down a river and being rescued by a stoolie. OJ and Bill Cosby are both tweeting. Voicemails include: how to curve and beating MJ when he is 75.
Kayce and Feits both admit they should never be the one to plan a bachelor/bachelorette party. Kayce had an interesting experience on a cruise ship, Bruins lose the cup and Boston suffers, Luke Voit mashes a homerun in KFC's face on air, AJ the mom kisser calls in, Nate took a tour with OAR
Theo Rossi chats with Feits about his new movie Vault, Sons of Anarchy, Marilyn Manson, and his own murder. Jo Koy talks to KFC about producing his own special when no one else believed in him, Robin Williams, and his 30 years in the comedy game. Topics from The Office: 1992 Olympics, Bad tattoos, penguins, treasure hunts, the dangers of 5G. Voicemails: Difficult daily tasks, great sex or great parking. Also, the date for the next KFC Radio LIVE is July 10th. Get your tickets here: https://www.carolines.com/comedian/kfc-radio-live/
The legendary Lisa Ann (1:07:15) joins us to discuss her porn career, her fantasy sports show, and rank the big dick energy in the Barstool office. Canceling passwords and multi-texters. The porn AP poll. David Ortiz getting shot in the Dominican Republic. Bieber "challenges" Tom Cruise to a fight. Voicemails include: can't finish inside, my hot roommate, entrapment.
Young Mantis lived at the Barstool office for a bit, just like Boris used to. YP and his rat deal with groupies on the road, di Weird Haircut Seth make the mural? The Death Snail debate. An offer from Kelsey for a gaycation with Kayce. The Lisa Ann effect on Barstool HQ. OUR Pornhub account. Feits wants another Cup.
Kaz from Flagrant 2 (@RealLifeKaz) comes by to talk about getting a full Brazilian wax, the LJ 4-point play, SoulCycle with Flo Rida, Pitbull's net worth and great moments in interracial porn history. The Office topics: deforestation, nipple hair, Native American burial grounds, fear of technology. Also who gets the nickname Tom Terrific, KFC is Mr. Glass and John is Bruce Willis, Chernobyl and Pearl Harbor.
KFC and Feits chat with Josh Hopkins about Whiskey Cavalier, being strikingly handsome, cabarets in Prague, and True Detective. The Clancy brothers do more nerd talk after their appearance on Robbie Fox's podcast My Mom's Basement. The blue check brigade making a fool of themselves trying to come at Zero Blog Thirty. Voicemails: drinking dip, death snail, live in the worst state or never in the USA, selling sperm, best feeling ever
KFC, Carrabis and Kayce discuss love letters and break up notes. Best of last week including Paige Spiranac feeding Jared vegetables, her worst date ever and why she doesn't want to play Riggs in golf again. Marty Mush gets real sweaty when he dogs a rat. Jetski and his quest to be the next Frankie. The infamous Keebler letter. Behind the scenes of Barstool Big Brain.
Feitelberg via satellite to update us on the St. Louis guys getting dominated by Dave and the Boston crew. The White Knights and Blue Check brigade have a problem with the Bruins letting Barstool sponsor rally towels. Best mainstream movie sex scenes, worst TV shows/movies if they came out in the social media era, getting intimidated by hot girls, and taking nudes in advance. The Short Porch idiots (Hubbs & Tommy Smokes) join to talk Mets and Yankees. Luke Voit, fat Gary Sanchez, Pete Alonso, the Red Sox disaster of a bullpen, and who will sign Kimbrel.
Mitchell Tenpenny (1:00:36) gives us a definitive answer on if Lil Nas X is country music, his thoughts on Billy Ray Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and whether or not he washes his legs. KFC is back from Memorial Day Weekend with no stories to tell except his hatred for parades, fireworks and umbrellas. Intern Josh gives us the Ten Croc Commandments. Voicemails include: what is the Dewey Decimal sytem, paid your friends off, ass soap, and senior pranks.
Would you date a girl while she was in a relationship with a sugar daddy? How do you measure your dick? YP vs Feits for the Stanley Cup. Should weed be legalized? Does anyone actually know what CBD is? YP really likes to choke people and not ina sexual way. Who would you want a Cameo shout out from? Who is your celebrity hall pass? What's your favorite acapella song. And the worst guy to tell you about weed calls in to tell your he isn't high and that water is super dangerous.
Kevin Hart is back to talk about busting his ass on the dance floor, how to stop a gorilla, and kissing your dog on the mouth. Eric Stonestreet also sits down with the guys to defend BBQ and Patrick Mahomes and ruins goat cheese for everyone. YP and Feits put Pornhub on the line for the Stanley Cup Final. VOICEMAILS: go to jail once a month, ten words or less, never jerked off
Patton Oswalt (57:00) sits down with the guys to talk about Secret Life of Pets 2, using a T-Rex in the Civil War, Game of Thrones, Veep, Parks n Rec, Barry and why people should stop demanding entertainment fit their specific desires. Brendan Schaub (1:12:00) has a new special on Showtime "You'd Be Surprised", and talks about trying to score on Kawhi Leonard, the fashion at the Met Gala, Ayesha Curry, Nicholas Cage, and Thrones (taped before the finale). KFC and Feits also discuss Bella Hadid kissing a robot, shopping in SoHo, Pornhub premium and the Thrones finale. Voicemails include: girls share dick pics, the ugly friend factor, unlimited battery and sextape sent to your family.
Rone joins the show to relive the Sixers loss to Kawhi and the Raptors. Jared has never peed at any Barstool office. Pete vs Everybody. Hubbs vs women. YP, Boris and YP's penis are a phenomenon. And Keebler writes a love letter for Kayce.
Matt Barnes (56:00) stops by to talk about the Kobe Didn't Flinch play, not testing positive for weed, protecting Blake Griffin, and why the Zion needs to be in NY. Mache Customs (1:20:55) comes through to talk about his custom sneaker designs with KFC. John has sobered up and explains the bender and how he poisoned himself. The Office topics: stuff you ate as a kid (Hubbs), hook up spots (YP). NY sports is a dumpster fire, as usual. Voicemails: selling farts, uniform fantasy, should i quit my job and move to NYC, and POV options.
Ms Pat tells us about getting her nipple shot off and discusses selling drugs with Francis. Brendan Fraser lets a few arrows fly. John is writing all his thoughts down in a notebook and reads a few on the show. Voicemails include: what decade could you be a pro athlete, show her your butthole, the worst kink, cooler than an age group.
Best of CCK with a debate on what sport blind people could play best, Kayce goes OFF on a caller about whether or not a blind center could snap a football, Large and Liz supply alcohol, Rudy talks about editing porn like Stool Scenes, Jared can't walk up a flight of stairs or find the new office, people are making porn in auto-pilot Teslas, and a caller claims to have met Jared in a truck stop.
Camille Kostek (1:07:10) comes in to celebrate her cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition with us, her quest to be on Dancing With the Stars, and when is Gronk coming back to the NFL. Ted Alexandro (1:53:05 talks Mets, playing against Kenny Anderson in high school, and why it's fun to watch Zion destroy white kids in high school. Young Pageviews continues his Gloria celebration with Boris and is getting DMs from gay guys. Voicemails include: toe sucking, stealing KFC Radio stories, and GF's friends have seen your dick pics.
KFC and Feits move into the new office and studio and discuss the changes at Barstool. John's laundry lady has a crush on him and might be trying to ruin his relationship (15:00). Game of Thrones recap and recording in a Thrones themed hotel (25:00). Voicemails (47:00) is it ok for all the girlfriends of your friend group to have a group chat, what organ your you improve? Taylor Schilling (59:00) from Orange Is The New Black stops by to talk about her new movie, Family, and take the Birthday Booze Cruise. Then Sam Morril (1:27:54) stops by to talk about punishing a Fort Worth crowd with liberal jokes, LJ's 4-point play, and trying to trick Chris Rock into a conversation.
The last week of radio at HQ2 and the first recording from HQ3. All the classic moments from the office relived and reccped in Nate's blog. Robbie Fox's breakthrough moment. Best and worst pickup lines with Kayce and Feitelberg.
Akaash Singh (1:20:00) comes by to chat about Helen of Troy, Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz, blackface, R Kelly, and whether or not Neil Degrasse Tyson puts it down in the bedroom. Henry Winkler (1:49:00) drops in to discuss his legendary role as The Fonz, Arrested Development, creating the phrase "jumps the shark" and the time he met Action Bronson. KFC and Feits reminisce about all the places KFC Radio has recorded as we pack up and leave the original Barstool NYC office and get ready to open a new exclusive studio. Deadspin layoffs and ESPN the Magazine shutting down. Voicemails include what rumors would you want to be spread about you, and would you stop a BJ? The Office topics from Rone, YP, Nate and a mystery submission: being paid to live, gardening, how do they build buildings and nudes.
Game of Thrones (2:00-24:00) Battle of Winterfell reactions, Voicemails (26:00) including 1 free thing for life, pillow talk, racist dick, dessert on a date, ex-rules. Glenn Howerton (58:00) talks watching Game of Thrones with your significant other, Always Sunny, AP Bio, potentially playing one of the Guardians of the Galaxy, the formula for happiness, things he can't live without and reacts to an answer Danny Devito gave us about a scene he wouldn't do for Sunny. Jake Owen (1:30:00) comes through to chat about his new album, how weird Florida is, how hard it is to name kids, the Titans, the Music City Miracle, Nashville, and getting sunburned
NL MVP Christian Yelich and Travis Shaw stop by the show, KFC and Kayce talk irrational things sports make you do, and choosing Ellie's sports teams
Dr Phil (1:28:05) stops by to talk about his new podcast, the Gypsy Rose murder case, getting blown out 100-6 in college, and launching Bhad Bhabie's career. Kmarko pops on for a session of The Office talking about Howard Hughes, clothing sizes, and why April is the worst month. Chad Daniels (1:57:41) comes by to talk about his plan to punch his kids in the face, the Las Vegas of Asia and his new hip. Voicemails include: when do you wash a bathing suit, threesome with the bride & groom, and losing your oral virginity.
KFC opens up a little bit more and expands on his blog about his family life. Read it here if you haven't already:
Bob Saget stops by to chat about his new movie, Benjamin, why he thinks KFC has a low IQ, how his balls have 20/20 vision and why people's perception of him vary wildly. Big Jay Oakerson tells a hyterical story about dressing up as Winnie the Pooh and driving around hookers and strippers
Thrones & Tiger reaction with Trent, the Suns Out Guns out Phoenix Suns podcast #SOGO, The NY Mets Podcast We Gotta Believe, a caller asks KFC, Carrabis, Feits & Coley to choose what college he goes to and they do not handle it great, and a round of Teen Jeopardy
Snooki (2:15:30) and her co-host Joey Camasta stop by to talk about Jersey Shore, getting punched in the head, Vinny & Pauly on Double Shot at Love, her appearance at Wrestlemania, and why it's hard to learn Spanish even if you were born in Chile. Rude Jude (1:30:45) comes by to talk GHB, weed, Action Bronson, and who he'd fight at Rough N Rowdy. Feits and KFC breakdown the Tampa Bay Lighting loss and other epic collapses, then play The Office with suggestions from Nate (beer vendors), Kmarko (Maslowe's Hierarchy), Hubbs (Chris Sale) and Super Producer BC (Flat Earth). Voicemails include: metabolism vs tolerance, school girl fetish, and cry boners.
The girls from Guys We Fucked, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (52:30), dropped by to talk about Chris Distefano's sexual performance, getting in on podcasting early, peeing in the street, Marilyn Manson, and masturbating in prison. Marcia Clark (1:25:48) on the program to discuss OJ and her new show, The Fix. Feits is on the road so we kick it #MAILTIME style and rate the top internet/twitter days of all time, and some Thrones talk. Voicemails (40:31) include: treasure hunt, Mike Trout money, art teachers
The Rocket's girlfriend slept with his best friend on his birthday (8:30), play by play of the worst player in recent MLB history (32:11), Game of Thrones talk and the Hot Guy TV Character tournament (44:32), would Kayce have sex with DJ Pauly D? (1:13:14) and the MyBookie vs Barstool drama (1:43:01)
Nate Bargatze (1:03:37) joins us to talk about his special: The Tennesse Kid, his glow-up, getting Taco Bell at 12:30am, his job driving around Patrice O'Neal's car when he couldn't find parking, intermittent fasting, and how he makes every word out of his mouth funny. The Jersey boys Vinny & Pauly (1:41:43) have a new show on MTV Double Shot at Love which the describe as "The Rachelor" basically the Bachelor meets The Challenge with a ton of hair gel. They also tell us about life after Jersey Shore, how the Situation is enjoying jail, if Kyrie is coming to the Knicks and when Gron is coming back to the Patriots. The Office (24:40) with topics from Ria (Blacked Eyed Peas), Kmarko (Cuban Missile Crisis), and Trent (Coffee). Voicemails (47:00) include lose your taste, marathon man on one minute man, and strangle a cat. Also, we may have cured AIDS.
Tom Segura (55:10) comes through and explains why his wife thought he was an expert on strippers, his goal of buying a jet, the early days of the Joe Rogan Experience, and Garth Brooks committing several murders. Richard Kind (1:44:13) stops buy to tell us what it's like to get a duffel bag full of cash from George Clooney. KFC and Feits throw it back to the very 1st ad read ever done back on episode #24 in 2013, recap this year's first Barstool At The Ballpark, and cancel non-conformists. Voicemails include does small hands mean small dick, post nut clarity, forget how to eat or forget how to walk, and would you take small feet for a big dick.
KFC and Ellie preview the epic return of Game of Thrones. Kayce and Marty Mush discuss sex with the lights on. Action Bronson drama unfolds on the radio in real time. And Clem joins us from Winterfell for more Thrones discussion.
Action Bronson (4:50) talks about his new book, how he went from professional chef to rapper, the Yankees, the Mets, how great it is to get paid to watch Ancient Aliens, and then threatens to throw KFC through a wall because he mentions Ghostface Killah (18:50). The guys recap the whole situation (21:10), then play The Office (41:30) with topics from Zah, Frankie and Glenny. Voicemails (59:30) include leaving airpods in during sex, ex is dating my identical twin, and watch your parents have sex or they watch you. After that we chat with Thomas Lennon (1:13:56) about Reno 911, Keith Hernandez, Kate Beckinsale & Pete Davidson, and how he might be the next JK Rowling
Andrew Shulz stopped by to talk with KFC and Feits about kickboxing, Game of Thrones, how Trump might be Thanos, Bang Bus, Casting Couch, spitting in mouths, how Ted Bundy ran game, why Sweden is a great place to get arrested, the state of comedy today and how he plans to change it
Who knew Kayce had a tongue ring? KBnoswag's coke/no-coke controversy (2:42) has KFC, Carrabis and Kayce discussing drug use and other regretful life decisions(14:43). Zah tells us what its like to have sex with a woman when she is MUCH taller than you (36:35), Kate explains what it's like to break your nose for a slice of pizza (42:50), KFC seems to actually enjoy baseball as Robbie Cano crushes a homer for the Mets (58:05) and Jared and KFC both REALLY don't like Luke Voit's haircut (1:30:21)
Timothy Simons (1:03:08) tells us what his favorite Jonah scene is from Veep, how the writers can't help but insult his appearance and how he gets confused with the 2 other tall white guys in Hollywood. Steve Lemme & Kevin Heffernan (41:27) explain why redheads and Mets fans are the last people to ever get any sympathy, their new show Tacoma FD, and whether firefighters or binge drinkers are the closer brethern. Is Sophie TUrner bisexual? The Office: Survivor, Failure, and Brexit. Voicemails (26:14) include: mating season, condoms in the septic tank, uber to a date, shoot your shot with gym guy
Jimmy Carr (59:54) comes through to roast Feits, tell us that ghosts aren't real, and why atheists are so smug. Gronk announces his retirement so KFC is preparing for him to comeback just in time for the playoffs to help the Pats win another Super Bowl. Is a woman's work invisible? Is a man's? Should KFC freeze his sperm and get a vasectomy? Which si worse, teacher's or the service industry? Voicemaisl include: Dinosaur Girl update, keeping condoms, and how to not get ignored.
Clancy, Carrabis and Kayce discuss The Rocket's strategic alliance with Ellie and the Daddy Gang, if/when Jared could hook up with Andrea Russett or the Pink Ranger, if/when KFC will do HGH and which guy will get their makeup done on camera. Best of the week includes BizNasty (17:25) telling us about hooking up with Bibi Jones and getting his life politely threatened by her boyfriend, Kayce getting naked in a cab (46:36), Captain Cons and KFC reminiscing about the early days of Barstool New York (1:04:51), and the live watch of Dave, Big Cat, Tommy Smokes and Marty Mush dying during the Yale/LSU game (1:34:13)
Shane Dawson is still canceled but hat-tip for the "getting engaged to distract from having sex with a cat" move. New segment "The Office" where we get random topics, this week from Glenny Balls, YP, and Office Manager Brett. Dan Soder (49:28) returns to talk about hating himself, how comedy is like learning to dunk, why people with traumatic childhoods give the best head, how he hates his own jokes, Louis CK, Bill Cosby, and why Russians are the scariest white people. Voicemails include: knife, fork or spoon, just do anal, liking every post
Danny DeVito (1:44:18) is a bucket-list interview for KFC Radio. The legend discusses getting his start on Taxi, where 45% of people with TVs at the time were watching that show, how many more seasons of Always Sunny he is willing to do, the special effects on the set of Matilda, and his latest role alongside Michael Keaton in Disney's Dumbo. Also, Chris Distefano (59:54) is on the show talking about co-parenting with a Puerto Rican girlfriend, how to get rid of chlamydia, how CBD oil can save the Catholic church, and why you should never trust a British accent. Also Shane Dawson might have had sex with a cat. Voicemails include: pretending to be gay, girlfriend shits in public, cut your hair or cook your food, and is a bagel a donut?
Clancy, Carrabis and Kayce decide if they would submit to hazing to be part of an exculsive club or if it's worth it to be a part of anything. On the best of CCK we hit on the dragon chains Jared used to give his girlfriends, whether or not Kayce is friends with Laura Rutledge, if "Steak & BJ Day" is a real thing, Kayce's stalker calls again, Jared may adopt a Dominican teenager, and Kayce once gave a friend the worst gift imaginable. Also, an interview with David Hasselhoff in which he talks about how Germany thinks he is a god, his friendship with Stan Lee and Muhammed Ali, and what role he is most proud of.
Jim Norton (56:55) returns to discuss why people get offended by jokes but with watch Ted Bundy talk about how he raped people, the time DeNiro slapped his ass, getting star struck even when you're a star, and if meth dealers are mad about Breaking Bad. KFC tries to enjoy the Le'Veon Bell signing and he and John both enjoy the Giants being a dumpster fire. YP joins the show (24:15) to talk about the Pornhub Premium pass for the True Beaters. Voicemails include: can you date someone that doesn't believe in dinosaurs, wash off the ashes, and pigeons vs rats
JK Simmons (57:20) gives a good clean interview discussing his roles in Whiplash and the M&M commercials, how he keeps a low profile, intentionally intimidating podcast hosts, his iconic acceptance speech, a role with no lines, and then he explains what the weird words on his hat means. John has something he wants to cancel, and also claims to have never been on a date. KFC has the secret to a good first date and a caller disastrous first date at Chipotle.
KFC, Kayce and Feits breakdown their most embarrassing online moments. From Tila Tequila to Hamilton Island to accidentally texting your crush, what are your most embarrassing moments? Best of CCK includes Coley joining to discussing wrestling YP and Feits, calling Odell Beckham ODB instead of OBJ, what the Patriots need to do to get ODB and if the Alex Caruso video was real. Marty Mush joins to discuss evolution and fiber glass.
Five years ago we did a podcast about a podcast. Adnan Syed, Sarah Koenig and Serial were dominating the airwaves and we thought we'd weigh in on the situation. Now with HBO dropping "The Case Against Adnan Syed" we thought we'd bring back all the old episodes for you to listen to. Volumes 1-4 of Serialously: The Podcast About A Podcast About a Crime.
Rising star Theo Von came by to chat with KFC and Feits about how he's sober (for now) and how Darryl Straberry helped him get there, why he also gave up porn but why he thinks guys at Barstool need to jerk off more, how women ruin birthdays, why we should all fear the Chinese, and what most people think of when they see his haircut. Catch him tonight (Mar 7) in Boston at the Chevalier Theater.
Luke Bryan comes through like a rockstar and chats about American Idol, his place in country music history, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, how little streaming pays, and even critiques John's singing. Afterwards, we hear about John's trip to Chicago to chain himself to a statue, if it's ok to text exclamation points, and being raised in a gym. Voicemails include: port-a-potty or alcohol, moving back in with parents, Bog Saget at my funeral, and whose text history would you want to see
The fire fighters from Michael Davidson's battalion came by to present KFC with a plaque in appreciation for the money raised for his family. They are big fans of Jameson and beer and got everybody drunk. We brainstorm drunk segments for the future of this podcast and plan St. Patrick's Day. Best of include: The fire fighters in studio (20:21) to honor their fallen, Bryce Harper signs (41:50) with the Phillies and Smitty pops in to gloat, Jared returns to the show and needs a makeover (48:10), Deadspin are the self-proclaimed "cool kids" of the internet and are BIG mad that "Barstool ruined everything", Marty Mush(1:23:24) talks us through a happy ending, Johnny Manziel (1:46:10) gets kicked out of the CFL wile we are on air, Ellie defends her 15 chickens vs an elephant take, Daniela and Snapchat Steve make an appearance (2:02:18) , and Kayce explains how she cucked her guy friends, and Jared and Kevin plan to let the dogs out.
Two legends on the show today, Dennis Rodman (30:25) and Kevin Nealon (1:25:10). Nealon talks about being part of the Happy Madison crew and doing stand-up for 40 years. Rodman talks about watching a girl suck a horse's dick and fucking other guy's wives. Voicemails (59:20) include: the dating report card, fight a gorilla or popsicle fingers, my mom thinks ur gay, and hard dicks are canceled. Also, John has a girlfriend.
Ken Jeong back again, the latest celebrity not impressed with Barstool HQ. He said it looks like our studio walls are lined wit eczema. His new special is out You Complete Me, Ho. So go check that out. Alsoo, Robert Kraft gets a BJ at a massage parlor, John cancels texting like a true moron, and stans Kanye and Ray Romano. Voicemails include: am I too good at sex, are guys stupid or just horny, and can I show my gay friend my BF's dick?
The week opened with Poop Girl (fka Gun Girl) and closed with Robert Kraft getting arrested for soliciting prostitution. Kayce gives us an update on "Louise" who called in to ask about her roster. Marty Mush fills in with Kayce and the conversation goes off the rails.
Dane Cook (1:05:18) is kicking off a new tour and talks with KFC and Feits about his decade of dominance, hashing things out with Louis CK, his Captain America audition, dating a 20 year-old, selling out the Garden with one MySpace post, and grudges in comedy. Voicemails include: block sports or Netflix, fake coughing, dropping 3 dollars, our favorite couple, the KFCR dating app. Also how Frankie Borrelli is like Jordyn Woods and everyone famous before 1992 is canceled.
Will Gun Girl now forever be known as Poop Girl? Will Young Pageviews ever launuch Barstool Outdoors? Did Blippi poop on another human being? The answer to all these and more. Voicemails include: percentage of people masturbating, two shows on a hard drive, washing your balls, and High School Reunion Marathon.
Kayce prohibited Jared from having any contact with her sister. Bowls of wine, getting out of speeding tickets, and chewing charcoal. Kyle Van Noy (19:21) stops by to rub his 2nd Super Bowl KFC's face. Alex Bregman (47:15) tells Jared that no one thinks he has any clue what it's like in the MLB. White Sox Dave threw 72 mph and El Pres (1::16:10) declared him Weird Haircut Dave. We patched calls from White Sox Dave and Pres together and let them go at it. Big Cat suggests an auction style pitch competition. What's a sexual experience with Tommy Smokes (1:34:59)? And Kayce's stalker (1:47:15) sends her a weird note and then calls in to offer to take her on a date.
Jose Canseco is looking for 5 lucky contestants to go Bigfoot/Alien hunting and we can think of 3 great candidates (one is Dustin Pedroia). KFC is gonna do HGH. Rone should make a rap to the Pornhub beat. VOicemails: MILF is my mom, WYR face ages or body ages, is it ook to say you want to bang your GF's roommates? And how many miles of sex have you had? Jesse McCartney (56:49) stops by to talk about his classics, collaborating with T-Pain, and making music in the influencer era.
Baron Davis wants to slap the shit out of Neal Brennan, find out why on today's episode. Voicemails include: leak or shed, never know the shower temp or never take off your socks, winning the break up by getting engaged, the raccoon hypothetical, and how to organize a 5 person gangbang.
When did KFC, Carrabis, and Kayce lose their virginity? How did the Rocket handle Valentine's Day? Is he a 1st ballot "get bitches" hall of famer? Dana White calls in and he goes in on Darren Rovell. The sex dungeon for rent in Pennsylvania. What is NYC consecutive streak for ongoing sex? Did YP jerk off in the Super Bowl house? Jeff Bezos' dick and more from last week on Clancy and the Rockets.
KFC & Feits discuss the state of the podcasting game and how Spotify is throwing around big money. John is frustrated with history books and home economics. Does money buy happiness? Do the White Walkers win? Voicemails include: swimming under a tsunami, eating a hot pocket in the shower, where do you wear a towel, live for 24 more hours or 20,000 more years.
Ochocinco (57:34) joins the program to tell us that he was a virgin until he was 27, how his stats are the same as Michael Irvin and he deserves to be in the HOF, offers to play with Josh Allen for free, and expresses his lover for Peaky Blinders and Tommy Shelby. Gary Vaynerchuk (1:14:51) pops on with Geronimo Allison. Gary thinks Adam Gase will dominate the division, John does not. Gary also considers buying the Mets with KFC and calls Tom Brady a dickface.
Lil Jon joins the show to talk about Dave Chappelle's impact on his career, whether wine can make you an alcoholic, and how he trader in tequila shots for cayenne and ginger. Later, Waka Flocka reacts to the Prozingis trade as it happens, explained that music is just a hobby, that his true goal is to be a tech mogul, and how he is down to start wrestling with Gronk. KFC and Feits discuss the Super Bowl and the postgame celebration that left John literally stinking. Also no one jerked off for a week in the Super Bowl house and it took it's toll. Voicemails include: girl talk, alternate passwords, adjusting the scale, and betting on teams you hate.
CCK down in Atlanta. Lots of people predicted the Rams would win. We did not. We were right. Waka Flocka, Melvin Gordon, Anthony Munoz, Kordell Stewart, Ryan Leaf, Rone fresh off his Pup Punk performance and even Erika Nardini makes an appearance.
We help Howie Mandel conquer his germaphobia by giving him the most disgusting chair in the office, discuss how he inspects hotel rooms with a blacklight and salad tongs, Deal or No Deal guy who gets stuck with $5, the time he got mad at Megan Markle, how he tried to turn down Deal or No Deal and had to be talked into it by his wife, and how he is the Tom Brady of gameshows. Movie night at Barstool and KFC, Feits and Kayce watch Jigsaw and debate what they would do if they were about to die. Voicemails include: cleaning out the JT, hot or cold car, and cum out the mouth or 1 liter.
Pete Holmes on today's episode talking about his new series Crashing and what it is like working with Artie Lange while he battles addiction. KFC proves he has had a glow up because he has an unspeakable ugly picture from his past. Voicemails include: the glow up, melting Feits, never save a number, and should I move in with my gf at 21 years old?
Kevin & Kayce preview Super Bowl week and discuss what they would do if the government shutdown had stopped them from going to Atlanta. Jared at the Red Sox Winter Weekend and throws 68mph. White Sox Dave calls in and he and Jared agree to both throw at a speed pitch. Sharing a toothbrush, a proposal for the commissioner of the Ball In Cup league, Feits and KFC explain the Amazon Sex Position to Kayce, the Super Bowl house drama and Garth Brooks old yearbook, KFC taking out Patriots Insurance, RA calls in with an IN-N-Out Burger review, Andy King is America's sweetheart, Instagram stalkers and Robbie Fox pops in to tease the latest Pup Punk show, and Kayce's weird cluster fear.
Dean Winters aka Mayhem aka Dennis Duffy joins the program to tell us about his new Youtube Original show Wayne and the time he was dead for 5 mins. KFC and Feits discuss who they would sue for loss of happiness, debate what heaven is like if it exists, whether Mariano Rivera should be the first unanimous Hall of Famer, and The Punisher. Voicemails include: Michael & Ryan, how much sex should we have, worst kinds of Twitter, and who to trust with your phone.
Sebastian Maniscalco comes through to tell us about all the stuff that bothers him including sandals and gender reveals. Tom Brady breaks KFC's soul again. Mass catfish scam almost gets Feits. Voicemails include: one bar for the rest of your life or never same bar twice, guy can't wear khakis because he pisses himself every night, girl has a wet dream, ex has access to her IG account.
KFC & Kayce break down how weird it is for Barstool people to date and completely freak out Ellie's mom. Best of Week 9 includes: (20:45) Jared demanding his own business card, would Kayce date a serial killer, Jared vs Fran, (40:20) Jared vs Bizzaro Jared, (44:15) Bootleg CDs and fake IDs, house parties, drinking in the woods, cops taking your beer, Four Loko, (1:11:16) reaction to Adam Gase and Caleb's Ace Of Spades story, (1:30:46) has Kayce ever done the whipped cream bikini from Varsity Blues? Find out now!
Soulja Boy tell 'em about how you are more influential than Drake, how all Kanye has ever done is kiss ass, and how all artist owe him 5% royalty on all their music. KFC recaps the Barstool Gold AMA, and the debate over whether Fyre Fest was a disaster or a success. Voicemails include: would you spoil Game of Thrones, Airpod espionage, the airdrop psychopath, I was owed a thank you, and Barstool vs Bartender
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (32:35) talks about adapting The Passage Trilogy for TV on FOX, how Saved By The Bell wasn't really that great for his career, whether he agrees with the "Zack Morris Is Trash" video, if a Saved By The Bell reboot is ever going to happen, if the cast still gets along, and he he wasn't cool in high school, and plays Marry-Fuck-Kill with Kelly Kapowski, Jesse Spano, and Lisa Turtle. Also, we agree to co-produce the Franklin & Bash movie. After the interview (49:05) we lay out the plan to get Franklin & Bash movie off the ground. Voicemails include: FInger Licking, Boner pee, Bringing your toothbrush to her house, and How Many Arms Do You Want
Clancy, Carrabis, and tell their more horrific emergency room stories including a Kayce Smith meltdown, Jared taking a blow torch to the throat, and KFC ruining his body by sleep walking. The Best of Week 8 includes: the double doink fallout, Barstool Carl controversy and Britt McHenry doing what she does best (20:38), Big Cat breaking the Derrick Rose "kill yourself" story (31:30), the National Championship game and Kayce's wondering eyes also a PSA for gambling addiction (47:10), KFC's rant about the Jets hiring Adam Gase (1:09:35), the breakup safe word #Pineapple (1:34:38), KFC in twitter jail, Jared's strip club story, Tommy Smokes explains his weird hands, Jared vs YP, and Jared vs Frankie with a hammer (1:45:39), and Francis' beard interfering with cunnilingus (2:03:32)
Kevin Hart comes through Barstool HQ to talk The Upside, chasing your dreams and doing stand-up in front of 53,000 people. He tells the two stories about the most racist situations he's ever experienced. What weird routine does The Rock use when he meets little kids? Will HartBeat produce Damaged Whiteboys? Did Dave really think he was Chris Tucker? Kevin Hart on KFC Radio.After Kevin Hart the guys get into Jeff Bezos (31:30) getting divorced and answer voicemails including: Wet Dreams, Adam & Eve, and Not Tipping Delivery Guys
Feits has forgetten to zip his fly at an alarming rate. Nate threw Kate's underwear in the garbage. John tells a story about pooping and some girls left a voicemail that the guys did not take well. Afterwards, Andrea Savage (47:30) stops by to talk about I'm Sorry and how she'd have sex with Kaitlin Olson.
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KFC and Feits Golden Globes, Cody Parkey's double doink, and invent the NoMentions app. MFK Monday, Pete Davidson's big dick, porn in black body suits. Voicemails include: Europe changed my GF, fell asleep during a threesome, make it rain anything you want, and tider matched with a cam girl. After voicemails, Romeo Miller joins to talk about breaking Michael Jackson's records, growing up in No Limit, his father Master P, Growing up Hip Hop, Ex On The Beach and if he'd give it all up to play basketball
Clancy, Carrabis, and Kayce discuss their most drunk moments including the MLB Allstar Game, the Fireball Flu and St. Clancy's Day. Drunk Mikey, Club Riggs, blood drinking Hubbs, Woodstock '99, the Iron Sheik pissing his pants at a Barstool party, Surviving R Kelly, sexy jaywalking, and the first time you saw boobs in a movie
Kmarko fills in for Feits to review Black Mirror, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Bird Box and discuss Louis CK and Tiffany Haddish. Voicemails include Birds vs Humans, Hot Dental Hygienist, Whuch Decade Would You Live In, Overrated movies. After voicemails, Ron Funches (44:30) joins to discuss his new comedy special, Giggle Fit, sleep paralysis, and virgins.
Clancy & The Rockets finish off 2018 talking about drinking in the office, candlepin bowling, strip clubs, Game of Thrones and KFC's trip to the MGM. KFC closes out the final segment of 2018 and looks forward to 2019.
The EDM duo Lost Kings stops by to talk about the music industry (31:30). KFC and Feits recap their Christmas and explain why BBQ sucks.
Back in 2013 we counted down the best Christmas songs. The list still holds up. WHAM, Bolton, Mariah, even some Blues Traveler. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Brian Regan (42:30) stops by to discuss Pop Tarts, putting a baby in a microwave, how he does jokes without cursing, Loudermilk, how kids are stupid, and his new series Stand Up and Away produced by Jerry Seinfeld. KFC shazam'd a porn soundtrack and Pornhub Aria and LeoLuLu loved his blog. Leak Leisure is the rapper that made the song about banging a listener's sister. How a vagina is like the furnace in Home Alone. Voicemails include: lose you hair or 3 inches, stacked dicks, same shirt or same underwear.
Erin Ryan, who wrote the episode of Always Sunny "The Gang Solves The Bathroom Problem" stops by to explain how Sunny is written, Pod Save America, and her own version of the DENNIS system. John went wot The Office Musical, KFC Shazam'd porn music. Voicemails include: Barstool Hunger Games, Girl Crush, Santa Is For Idiots, Song About Sex With My Sister, Guy Facials.
Clancy, Carrabis, and Kayce interview Dana White (3:30), celebrate the Miami Miracle and the Victory Worm (42:45), chat with Paul "Biznasty" Bissonette (56:30), drink some bowls of wine (1:10:00), recap the Barstool Christmas party (1:13:30) and witness history in the Ball in Cup League (1:47:20)
Nick Cannon drops by to explain his take on the Kevin Hart situation and why he exposed Amy Shumer, Chelsea Handler, and Sarah Silverman for their old tweets. He also speaks on his beef with Eminem and the Kanye/Kim/Drake rumors. KFC goes treadmill shopping, Feits tries to have sex with a ghost. Voicemails include: Teleport but someone dies, frame a friend for murder, run everywhere or shout everything, and boyfriend wants a butt plug.
Nev Schulman stops by to talk about Catfish, how he basically got himself catfished again last year, and how some catfish have a heart of gold. KFC and Feits discuss Elf, Home Alone, The Meg, and random boners. Voicemails include: fireball martini, Apocalypse vs Colony, Facebook Event Invites, Spaghetti Arms, winning the reunion.
Last week on Clancy, Carrabis, and Kayce we found out the Jared thinks he could get a porn contract (37:30) if his sextuple leaked. Kayce debated posting a thirst trap. We breakdown the best guilty pleasure songs of all-time as well as the first songs we illegally downloaded. Clem joins for Mets Therapy (1:17:37). White Sox Dave (1:26:20) calls in and bans Kevin from ever rooting for the White Sox. All that and more. Listen to CCK everyday Mon-Fri from 1pm-3pm on SiriusXM channel 85.
Kevin Smith joins us to talk to us about his window-maker heart attack, the Jay & Silent Bob reboot, how college is a scam, and his relationship with Stan Lee. Super Producer BC gets shamed for his excellent Captain Marvel theory. Feits family has a 5 year rule. Voicemails include: Drunk 1st Grader, Five Drinks Five Fingers, Dumped For Peanuts
SNL legend Tim Meadows stops by to talk about No Activity, the art of the prank call, and if anyone hates him. We issue the first KFCR Karaoke Challenge. Feits ex-girlfriend gets engaged. Mean Girls songs are sung. Voicemails include: When To Give Up, Leaving Sex for Friends,
Last week on Clancy and the Rockets (LIVE everyday on Barstool Radio SiriusXM Channel 85 from 1pm-3pm) we had the freshly crown NL MVP Christian Yelich (9:12) called in. Jared told him what it's like to win a World Series and we discussed the beef with Manny Machado. Marty Mush (19:51) is a disgusting person. Is The Rock (27:37) overrated? Hatfished (40:59) is when a girl get tricked into thinking a guy is hotter than he is because of his hat. Can women make #bootygainz? Can Jared make any calf gains? And Ellie Schnitt's (59:39) first official Barstool drama
Kirk Minihane stops to discuss his time at WEEI, mental health issues, and his new gig with Radio.com. He gives us an inside look at the rise of Boston sports talk radio and the soap opera that goes on at the stations. Kirk tells us about how he contemplated suicide and how the people who helped him immediately asked about Barstool. Voicemails include: Is Waxing Really Necessary, the Food Scale, Nikes in Medieval Times, Getting The Boss For Secret Santa, and When To Venmo Request
Bow Wow (1:02:59) comes through to talk sneakers, Growing Up Hip Hop and how he got caught by the internet and became a meme. Jon Taffer (36:57) tells us how to make friends and deal with the girl that hated her engagement ring. Voicemails include: Serial Killer Foreplay, Girls Likes To Sleep Around Too, Hardest Month to Not Drink, One Chip For Rest of Your Life
Kayce went to PetCon and cried over an ugly dog (2:07), Laura Rutledge got hit on the field and then get hit on by the player (21:27), are rub n tug's a deal breaker (27:33), what exactly is the definition of "hooking up" (47:00), the Yankees stink and we are all thankful for that (56:43). Last week was a short week, 5 full days of Clancy & The Rockets, tune in SiriusXM Channel 85 from 1-3pm everyday.
Ari Shaffir stopped by the studio one day removed from #SoberOctober. He might have still been drunk and handed out edibles. He told us about how he cheated on a typing test to pass and journalism class, why Bert Kreischer is a horrible human being and what Joe Rogan smells like. John went to another musical but he's still not gay. Voicemails include: why can't I use a wheelchair, and getting banned from a school you don't go to.
Clancy, Carrabis, and Kayce made their debut on Barstool Radio SiriusXM Channel 85 and had a hell of a week. Alex Bregman saw Kayce on Twitter and decided to call into the show. Jon Taffer stopped by and did a cold read on the entire cast. Kevin introduced Kayce to Heather Brook and we reminisced about growing up. Jared Carrabis earned several cakes. Genuine congratulations to Kayce Smith for being 5 years in remission from cancer. Tune in everyday Mon-Fri at 1pm for 2 hours of Clancy & The Rockets on Barstool Radio Channel 85 on SiriusXM.
Bert Kreischer (42:02) stops by to go deep on Sober October, down blousing, running a marathon on roller skates, being friends with Joe Rogan, how every girl has a little bit of c-word in them, and quicksand porn. Voicemails include: blind date tattoo, meet your great great grand parents or your great great grandchildren, and getting a tattoo of you still living sister
Haunting of hill house (00:01-13:00) Bodyguard (13:01-18:00) Homecoming (18:01-22:00) SNL Pete Davidson & Dan Crenshaw (22:00-26:00) Game of Thrones (26:00-29:30) Stan Lee (29:30-34:00) Always Sunny (34:00-39:00) Breaking Bad (39:00-42:00)David Arquette (42:00-1:12:00)
Jason Mantzoukas (54:32) visits to discuss The League, fiction written about him on Twitter and getting arrested in Morocco, plus his new movie, The Long Dumb Road. Large joins for voicemails and to recap the trip to Florida for a tailgate party with Feits and KFC. Frankie has a groupie that waits outside Barstool HQ. He also met a man named Daddy. Voicemails include: Old Donuts. Give up Hot Food or Cold Drink, Threesome for Threesome, Tit pics or Dick Pics.
Jo Koy in studio talking to John and Kevin about bungee jumping in New Zealand and losing your engagement ring. Also would you rather be the first 1000 people sent to Mars or the last? Why is Justin Bieber's skin so bad? Dutch ovening yourself. Fighting over you Venmo history.
Jay Mewes (53:07) of Jay And Silent Bob fame drops by to talk about Ben Affleck, Drake and rehab. Would you rather be photogenic or hot in person? If all you effort in the gym made your gf/bf hotter, would you workout more or less? Feits had his 1st adult Halloween and he wants to "win all the kids"
Voicemails include: Who would you make your hormone monster, wife gets nudes from her friends
The latest round in the war of KFC vs Patrick McGillicuddy as he adds another championship to his dumb throne. Who would you want to party with from the Boston Red Sox? The problems with Team Portnoy. Matt Iseman joins to talk about American Ninja Warrior and how we should all do PEDs. Voicemails: Eating Chlorophyl, Setting up a blind date with yourself, buying a homeless guy donuts, and put an F Bomb in a kids movie.
Hasan Minhaj has a chat with Feits (and special guest host Vibbs) about his new show Patriot Act, his Netflix special Homecoming King, meditation, fatherhood, genocide, and gravity blankets. Red Sox are the champs again but David Price deserves more.
Voicemails include: waitress hitting on your bf, blackout all or nothing, he's not that into you, no hands for masturbation or no hands for phone, and lack of lingerie
Feits skypes in right after the Red Sox won game 2 of the World Series in Boston and gives his reaction to his guy David Price delivering once again. Feits then talks about his helicopter trip up to Boston with Dave. We've also got voicemails with Rude Jude from The All Out Show on Sirius.
Violet Benson from the VERY popular Instagram account, Daddy Issues, comes through to talk about why she doesn't find John Mayer attractive, Feitelberg's hatred of Trader Joes, and how to date a pro athlete in 4 easy steps. Plus, Violet answers voicemails about whether going to a church camp for a girl is worth it, if virtual sex is cheating, and waking up a guy with sex. The guys also talk about how Feits is becoming Columbian.
Breckin Meyer talks with the guys about Robot Chicken, Clueless, Road Trip and Super Mansion. Also, he used to sleep in a coffin. KFC is ready to declare the greatest episode of Always Sunny of all time. Making A Murder II is not getting it done. Peaky Blinders will have 7 seasons. What characters could you handle being and which ones would you just kill yourself?
Bill Burr comes through to talk about how the Yankees aren't even really a rival anymore, Tom Brady's late night pillow talk with Gisele and what it's like to perform in front of 20,000 people. Someone is gonna win $1 BILLION and we really need it to be a stoolie. Stephen Hawking is a fraud who should've just started his own religion. Voicemails include: being vegan or fighting Teletubbies, getting deleted on social, and WYR: always have to repeat songs or never be able to repeat songs?
Ike Barinholtz is on the program to talk about The Oath and how much his loyalty costs to buy. Johnny Bananas answers voicemails. Feitelberg has reverse seasonal disorder. Would you steal someone's toothbrush? And special performance of Shallow.
Feits and Kev recap the Yankee red sox game. Quickly talk about the new KFCR radio schedule then they get into Jon Taffer and talk about the UFC fight and then ask about the first date at a wedding idea. Then Dan comes on and they talk about Kev's flame thrower, NCAA football being brought back, Dan living with a weed dealer and getting robbed in college (while being hogtied and pistol whipped) then Voicemails of wife making her husband sit when he pees and VC of girl asking if it is rude to masturbate next to your partner while they're sleeping.
Jim Norton visits Barstool HQ to discuss the state of comedy, the rise and fall of the Opie & Anthony Show, and whether her worries about the politcal climate when trying to be funny. Robbie Fox is back from Vegas after a wild week as part of Team McGregor and being threatened by Khabib's entourage. Voicemails include: what would you be arrested for, Bang Bus or Scooter, dating cousin, 1st date at a wedding, watching porn with girlfriend
Nick Kroll is on the show to discuss Big Mouth, The League and trying to make as much money off John Mulaney as possible. The Baby Shark slow jam is fire. Voicemails: my dad is her OBGYN, my girlfriend likes Family Guy porn, sleep groping and kindergarten thief
Will Smith was almost Neo from The Matrix, Tiffani Amber Thiessen was supposed to play Rachel Green in Friends, Jon Cryer was almost Chandler (Friends), Vince Vaughn was almost Joey (Friends), Paul Giamatti & Bob Odenkirk was almost Michael Scott (The Office), Patton Oswalt and Seth Rogen were almost Dwight Schrute (The Office), Michael Richards was almost Al Bundy (Married With Children), Ed Oneil was almost Sam Malone (Cheers), Craig T Nelson was almost Jay Pritchett (Modern Family), Ray Liotta was almost Tony Soprano (The Sopranos), John Cusack & Matthew Broderick were almost Walter White (Breaking Bad), John Lithgow was almost Fraiser (Cheers, Fraiser), Katie Holmes was almost Buffy (the Vampire Slayer), Alec Baldwin was supposed to be Mr Big (Sex in The City), and you will not believe who was supposed to be Scully from X-Files
KFC had a miserable time at the Mets game, determining which athletes you grew up with, and sex doll brothels. Voicemails include: calling her the wrong name, would you rather look at your own face while masturbating or while pooping, would you rather know all the bad things people think of you or all the good things, and powerpoint presentations of everyone she had sex with, and dating without apps.
KFC, Feits and Kmarko review The Carter V and place a bet on who will win the weekend, Yeezy or Weezy
Ria & Fran join the show to talk about their People's Choice nomination (#ChicksInTheOffice #ThePopPodcast #PCAs) and checking IG stories. KFC and Feits debate jeans vs pajamas and discuss the Barstool hit pieces and the blue check brigade. Voicemailsinclue:
What fast food restaurant would you want to live in, Happy Bangiversar, GF blocks porn, What if the podcast broke up
Maniac starring Jonah Hill & Emma Stone gets the MUST WATCH tag (no spoilers 00:01-16:00, SPOILERS 40:00-50:50)
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The Tennesse Titans are courting John, Friday weddings get a bad wrap, Sunday weddings are still for poors, pirate party problems, and KFC skips 5th & 6th grade. Voicemails include: would you rather bear claws or bear body, when to be the richest in the world, hear crickets or tarantula on the face, and Mike Francesa dreams
Ellie explains "Finsta" (fake instagram) to us and we explain who Ryan Phillipe is to her
KFC, Feits, and KMarko breakdown a few beefs: KFC vs Nate, Jimmy Butler vs KAT/Wiggins and Keith gives us his top 10 Eminem diss tracks.
Harley Morenstein (4:20) of Epic Meal Time brings his Pizza In A Bag and breaksdown life a viral star. The the Mickstape boys (39:18) jump on to discuss what it would take to get them to quit the internet and answer your voicemails and conspiracy theories. Voicemails include: Dolphin Girl, in-laws invite themselves, pen pals strategy, gym vs alcoholism and the psychic conspiracy.
Ben Bailey (18:05) from Cash Cab comes in to talk about how Cash Cab is filmed and who would ein in a fight to the death, Alex Trebek or Pat Sajak. Emmys recap, The First w/ Sean Penn, Putting another character in The Purge, Friends stars STILL getting $20M per year in 2018.
Neal Brennan stops by (1:00) to talk about Chappelle's Show, 3 Mics, Half Baked, the extraordinarily petty thing he did to Donald Glover, the meanest think Chris Rock ever said to him, The Champs and his upcoming comedy tour. Voicemails (54:56) include: dealing with a hot teacher, which characters to put in The Purge, and girlfriend wants to be an uber driver.
Francis writes a love letter (12:40) to his girlfriend. It involves a lot of murder, because it's Francis.
When to drop the L word. When is too early? When is too late? Does it count during sex? Is Francis making all this up?
Ronny Chieng (40:35) from Crazy Rich Asians attempts to beat out Ken Jeong and Jimmy O Yang for funniest Asian on KFCR. He ranks the greatest Rom-Coms of all time and tells us about how Jeremy Lin gets challenged by regular people all the time to play 1-on-1. KFC doesn't want your quarters and Feits found molly in a couch once.
Voicemails (12:40) include: flooded apt, never use the internet again, one outfit forever, take credit for an invention.
Barstool Emmys (Comfort TV, Best Show, Funniest show), Always Sunny S13 Ep 1 review, #PitchMe: Kidding, The Shop, and an interview with Vinny & The Situation, Family Reunion, Roast Battles, the art of the confessional, smashing your head into concrete, Keto Guido, Shredding for the Wedding, Big Daddy Sitch.
Jeff Foxworthy joins the program (50:13) to answer the urban legend question: Is Larry The Cable Guy secretly a genius? Also his new game, Relative Insanity, his rich splurge on a bulldozer and life on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. John is experiencing tailgates on the otherside of 30, KFC gets a tour of pre-school, deep fake customizable porn, and voicemails (33:12). Voicemails include: Mom Voice In Porn or Bar With Enemy, My Roommate Is Hotter Than Me, Short Guy Problems, Should Guys Pay For Birth Control?
Straight from the KFCR Mailbox: A few years ago in high school, two of my guys friends (they were best friends) both lost their virginity to the same girl in the same night. For almost a year, I was the only person outside of guy #1 who know she'd hooked up with both of them. When it came out, and to this day, guy #2 is mad at me for not telling him. Personally I think guy #1, HIS BEST FRIEND, should have been the one to break that news. Let me know your thoughts.
@JayHayKid pops in to tell a great threesome story.
Kmarko returns to debate whether he would change the past or determine the future
Did you know that Chad Ochocinco used to be a stripper? He's doing his best now to give back to his community with Uncle Luke in their new documentary Warriors of Liberty City. Voicemails include: dinosaurs vs people, have a period or go bald, ex-gf got arrested for murder, going to strip club alone, good food or good drinks, fiance in gay porn.
#WatchlistWednesday the guys preview the return of Always Sunny In Philadelphia and speculate on what this season will bring. John thinks Ozark is literally too dark, like he can't see anything in the show. KFC nerds out to Manifest. The Purge backstory series is #OnTheList. American Vandal is #OffTheList and Mayans might be on or might be off. Jack Ryan taking shots at the Mets. What are you watching?
uh oh, Happy learned how to puttAre you not entertained?You can't handle the truthWe're gonna need a bigger boatI'm king of the world!Houston, we have a problemShow me the moneyLife is like a box of chocolatesSay hello to my little friendHasta la vista, babyThere's no crying in baseballYo AdrienMy name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to dieI award you no points, and my god have mercy on your soulHere, we, go
Egging houses and occasionally getting tracked down by a grown man and thrown in his basement. Boys will be boys!
Large comes by to talk about adjusting to Barstool life and tell the infamous Ray Bourque Story. Also, transgender porn, urinals in your house, Large speaking at a trading convention, and Ebony war stories. Voicemails include: the view from behind, pooping after the shower, having 10 kids, sister gets married on your bday, living in a cemetery.
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Rob Riggle joins to talk about Step Brothers outtakes and his new show Ski Master Academy on Sony Crackle. The Watchlist for this week includes HBO's 2019 preview, True Detective S3 teaser, Magic For Humans, Big Little Lies, #OnTheList: Jack Ryan #offTheList: The Sinner. What are you watching?
Ellie Schnitt (@holy_schnitt) is in studio with KFC & Feits to discuss the Bride from hell and answer your voicemails. What is the ideal wingwoman? How to tell if a bartender is really into you. How to NOT ask a girl on a date via podcast voicemail. What's the best rom-com of all time?
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The infamous Hank sandwich story, Lunchables are fire except for the pizza Lunchable, bologna, yellow American cheese, white trash food, the middle school cafeteria war stories, bags of milk, elementary schools stink, borrowing money from other kids for snacks, Feitelberg's bag of fruit, accidentally bringing beer to school, Mountain Dew: Code Red
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John rocked a shirt to the VMAs afterparty that even had Katie Nolan talking about it. KFC and Feits operate in different timezones. Madison Beer is quite attractive.
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NO SPOILERS - Johnny Bananas stops by to talk with Clem, KFC, and Feits about The Challenge and his new show, First Look. The recommendation of the week was Yellowstone, which we will watch and discuss next week. Send us your recommendations with the hashtag #WatchlistWednesday. Shooter gets the ax, much to Feitelberg's dismay. Treadstone looks good, it's the Jason Bourne origin story. The Hills is back, True Detective 3 is coming soon (are you excited about it?), and a recap of the VMAs.
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Barstool Idol recap and the shocking twist Young Mantis threw in at the end, a man from Mumbai does the 2nd most embarrassing thing any man has done to try to win back a woman, and the Tinder Hunger Games.
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KFC and Feits talk about Barstool Idol and the Nick Dipaolo interview. They also answer voicemails about calling your hook up the wrong name, being vegetarian for your girlfriend and whether you can ask for your stuff back when you break up.
Watchlist Wednesday where we break down everything happening in TV and movies with no spoilers this time.
Jon Taffer stops by to answer voicemails about eating in a nightclub, writing a cover letter to date a girl and how not to be full of shit. KFC and Feits also answer voicemails about the worst thing your mother can say to you about sex, a girl using her ex-boyfriend's didlo, and one night in Bangkok.
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Possibly the best drunk girl voicemail we have ever received. Is Camille a "strip club girl"? And what is Aunt Becky really like?
The cast of Offended: The Musical comes through to share a clip of their new song Rone v Wade, and answer your voicemails, including:
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Rob Corddry comes by to talk about Ballers, Hot Tub Time Machine and accept an award from KFC & Feits. The Succession finale, The Sinner debut, Chris Rock joins Fargo and Lebron is just pumping out TV shows.
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Tony Rock returns to tell us what white dudes get a Black Card and who would win in a Wayans Brothers vs. Chris Rock/Tony Rock match at Rough n Rowdy.
Voicemails: Crush on Train Guy, enjoying your girlfriend's loofah, walking in on a cumshot, pizza guy won't stop texting her, only watch old movies or only watch new movies, going to college bars after graduating. live near something haunted. Also, John's weird hands and the Teanna Trump/Brittany Renner saga continues.
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Bill Burr calls in to make his prediction in the Pig vs Punk and Pride vs Prejudice matches in #RnR4, if he would trade in comedy to be a drummer and why gambling is being legalized
Mike Stud comes through to re-hash the battle rap between KFC and El Pres, talk about the video for his BANGER Honolulu and how he might change his name. Gay Pat previews his #RNR4 fight and what he'll do if he wins. Voicemails include: is underwear a dealbreaker, dating a European racist, getting botox, and Casting Couch vs Fake taxi
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Marlon Wayans (52:53) joins KFC & Feits to discuss the business of comedy, why pain is funny and how Feits looks like an albino black guy. Also a clip from last week's Barstool Radio (25:54) with YP and Trill Withers discussing the Teanna Trump/Brittany Renner clip. Voicemails include: exhibitionist advice, dick sliced and Pipe In The Car Guy
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The latest member of the Barstool family, Ellie Schnitt, left a voicemail explaining her hatred for a particular emoji and ask about why guys text "did I see you out tonight?" when they OBVIOUSLY did. Who plays more games when dating, guys or girls?
Dan Soder talks about the porn noises he used to make as a waiter at Dos Caminos, the squatty potty, and Jimmy Garoppollo getting his back blown out. Voicemail: Dick and balls view of porn or sleep on the casting couch, flex during sex, payback your fiance, walking uphill or through water, girls with guy bestfriends Episode presented by: SeatGeek promo code KFC for $10 offZipRecruiter ZipRecruiter.com/kfc to try for freeOMAX OmaxBoost.com/kfc for 70% offEero visit eero.com and at checkout select overnight shipping then enter <kfc > to make it free!FIXD www.listentomycar.com promo code KFC for 10% off
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Artie Lange joins the show to talk about his time at Howard Stern, his drug addiction, his gambling addiction and the time KFC's dog almost bit him in Hoboken. Artie is very candid and goes in-depth on what it was like developing a heroin addiction and why is he trying to stay clean. Afterwards Feits tells us about his bachelor party trip to Montreal and sleeping in the woods. Voicemails include: slapping ass on the 1st date, the monkey emoji, the Kmarko doppleganger, and sex on your story.
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Who is the first celebrity that made you know you were attracted to the opposite (or same) sex? Everyone from Wendy Peffercorn to Britney Spears to Pamela Anderson to Paul Walker.
Wilmer Valderrama joins the show (44:10) to tell us about a time he almost got arrested for terrorism, his thick rolodex of celebrity, NCIS, Awake, and the debut of the 2nd season of his show Hollywood Puppet show. Voicemails include Alien Sex, getting mistaken for a gay dude, Gun To Your Head: never see your reflection again OR always see your reflection, KFC's disastrous trip to the movies, Alone Together Happy Hour coming July 19th!
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Star of Community, The Hangover and the upcoming Crazy Rich Asians, Ken Jeong stopped by to do what guests do on KFCR, completely eviscerate KFC and Feits. Did you know Ken Jeong is a doctor? And that he calls Sandra Bullock "Sandy"? And that he did a movie called Vampires Suck? Also KFC might need a Taco Bell intervention and Feits has trouble with white pants. Voicemails include: Girls Don't Own Plungers, Alcohol Calories, cartoon smokeshows
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If you had 9 lives (or nine deaths) what would you do with them? KFC and Feits respond to listener feedback about what they'd do.
Big Dick Energy, who's got it and who doesn't. Mutual Combat. What women want to hear in bed. Feits did the Russell Brand impression again. Voicemails: girl has no cell phone, what would you do with nine lives, what's a beta female can't swim or can't ride a bike
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Hubbs comes through to tell us about a disastrous double date. Poop is involved. John is hanging out at the infinity pool in the Azores going canyoning and attending a horse ballet. KFC tricks his kids into eating ham. Voicemails include: 4-legged man vs 2 legged horse, vacation alone, LOL texts, and rank the Rom Coms
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Feits skypes in from Portugal. Poop burps. Should you date a 21 your old intern? Should you date a hot neighbor? Can a girl who just learned to masturbate too much? Is it a good idea to eat scallops right before a flight to Europe?
Feits pops in the studio before jetting off to Portugal. You vs a flock of geese. Chatty people on a plane. Headphones on at the bar. Kim Jong-un and Melania make a porno
A story about dying prematurely, plastic ankles, a cat named Luigi, and seizing love wherever you can find it
Live from a bar outside of E3 in LA, we celebrate the 6 year anniversary of KFC Radio. While we were recording a random person on the street heckled us because Feits called himself a FDB. Voicemails include if you could go back in time who would you heckle, would you rather your daughter be the face of a strip club or the featured performer and a debate over what motivates you: fear or friendship. Special thanks to all the LA Stoolies who came out for the event and to everyone who has supported us over the last 6 years.
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It's ladies night 3.0 for KFC Radio with all female voicemails. Live from a hotel room in LA wearing bathrobes, KFC & Feits break down how guys can get out of the friend zone, the worst types of commuters, and what do you do when your dad sees your sex toys.
KFC Radio heads west this week for one of the largest video game conferences in the world, E3. The only problem is that KFC and Feits know nothing about video games.
The hilarious David Koechner (Todd Packer, Champ Kind) stops by for an interview. We talk about his roles in The Office, Anchorman and the cult classic Out Cold.
KFC, Feits, and some listener voicemails, it's an old-school episode of KFC Radio. Feits had a wild night with some self-tanner and he finally finds a solution to his fat finger problem. Voicemails include a ridiculous story of a guy not taking a hint, is it weird for guys to call their private parts the "squash garden" and how women are like salmon swimming upstream.
Summer is here, which means one thing: It's Wedding Season. Resident guest Kmarko stops by to talk Feits through the do's and don'ts of surviving his first ever wedding season.
We breakdown Feits nightmare experience going to the movies alone and our newest venture "Alone, Together" coming to a bar near you this Summer. Also, is marinating fruit in your vagina all day the newest trend to sweep the nation? Barstool's newest hire, Large from the infamous Take A Report blog, stops in to tell his story and for some voicemails about finding your Mom on a cougar website and whether condoms are a myth.
We break down the new Kanye West album "Ye" and talk about the 2018 song of the summer.
The Parks & Rec star stops by to talk about the time she called Taylor Swift a bitch, Treating Yo Self, and her new memoir "So Close To Being The SH*T, Y'all Don't Even Know"
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KFC and Feits call upon Rone to break down one of the wildest Internet days in recent memory. Battle rap and Burners.
We're back from Memorial Day Weekend and miserable, listing out the other worst days of the year
It's a birthday edition of the podcast. Happy birthday, Keith! We are also planning Keith's bar mitzvah and it might be in Tel Aviv.
Does it count as sex if it is less than 10 pumps? Would you push a magic button that gives you $10,000 but has a chance of killing a loved on? Is Prince Philip the Ultimate Beta? Is it better to have peaked in high school and know it, or not know it? Mermorial Day when you get old is less fun, Feits first time was awkward, eating alone can be great, pregnancy scares from hate sex are bad.
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Tony Hale let us join him at the Essex House to talk about two of the funniest TV characters of all time, Buster Bluth and Gary Walsh. Arrested Development is back for season 5. KFC and Feits discuss with Tony what it's been playing Buster over the last 15 years and how Trump has impacted both Veep and Arrested Development.
KFC is out of Twitter jail and Feitelberg is the Bane of Internet Hate. Would you rather have $1M now or $100 everytime you masturbate? Voicemails include: do I know you from a Threesome? How to quit, no eyes or no clit, paralyzed or crazy, monkey trainer and ate her brownies.
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KFC & Francis head to a place where Francis feels right at home, the stage of Stand Up NY, to talk about his place at Barstool, and how he got there. To watch the companion video, got to kfcradio.com/francis
KFC sprints to catch a ride with Keith Hernandez uptown and talks with him about the Mets past, present, and future
Two thirds of Spittin Chiclets (Paul Bissonnette & Rear Ads) join the show to talk about hockey players penises. Biznasty tells a great story about getting a ride home from a cop. He also very much enjoyed the 6th grade. Voicemails include: one night stands, showering with you professor, bridal party choreography, and seeing your true self.
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Kevin, John, and Keith discuss the new true crime documentary Evil Genius
Feits tells the story of The Brady 4, Hank and the toilet, the Diaper Boy, and their night in jail. Voicemails include: Would You Rather kill all the people hotter than you, or all the people uglier than you, which Infinity Stone would you want, how to kiss, and which HBO character would you want to be?
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Cameron Monaghan comes by to answer voicemails and talk about his roles on Shameless and Gotham
Matt Walsh from Veep in studio to talk about his new movie, Life of The Party, and his many roles on TV including Mike McClintock on Veep and Old School. We discussed his role with Upright Citizen's Brigade and how he thinks Trump has impacted television. Voicemails include: eating your friend, the only perosn on earth, Frankenboobs, island sports and sketchbook at the bar.
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KFC and Feits answer voicemails about bunk beds, the positives of anal sex, teleporting and Bigfoot. Also Kmarko vs Find Evil, and Nate's ulcer. Afterward, Josh Wolf chats with KFC about cursing children with terrible sports fandom and his new show, Controlled Chaos.
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Blake Anderson, KFC and Feits have a couple Dos Equis and chat about what they want to be when they grow up, video games and chopping penis
Adam Pally comes through to discuss his new movie, Most Likely To Murder, the Barstool office, the Jewish pope, and the comment section. Afterwards the cast of Hi Haters, Uncle Chaps & Kayce Smith join to answer voicemails about putting Jolly Ranchers in interesting places.
Camille Kostek out in NYC with KFC and Feits. The stop by Ainsworth to have a drink and talk about casual when you should and shouldn't be jealous
Hank Azaria returns to the show. KFC & Feits ask him about the 2nd season of Brockmire on IFC, roleplaying with his voices, and weird sex stories in New Orleans. Voicemails include stripper advice, the iPhone movie date, Zack morris is trash, the Greatest Showman soundtrack, and the comedy podcast kill list.This episode was presented by: Little Bits, littlebits.com/KFC for $10 off a Droid Inventor Kit 1-800-FLOWERS, 24 stunning Multicolored Roses for only $24, promo code: KFC Fab Fit Fun, $10 off your first box promo code: KFC DKMS, you can save a life Text BARSTOOL to 50555 for more info. Light Stream, to get this special interest rate discount LightStream.com/KFC.
We grabbed Rone and tried to hit up a bar and chat over some beers. When that didn't work, we picked up some brown bags, and hit Madison Square Park to talk his journey from cutting roast beef in a deli to 2x rap battle champion and Barstool Star.
KFC and Feits respond to the list of stipulations that went viral with their own list of sex stipulations
Jim O'Heir (aka Garry/Jerry/Larry/Terry from Parks & Rec) stops by to show us his absurdly large tongue and listen to KFC and Feits sing. Also, the Mickstape boys answer voicemails about the internet coming to an end and lazy things you could easily fix, but choose not to.
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KFC and Feits back in the bar to discuss the list of stipulations a girl gave to her boyfriend that went viral
Joel McHale interviews (and psychoanalyzes) Feitelberg and KFC. Voicemails include: 2 feet taller or 1 foot shorter, old man shits in your ear, changing your last name, double the money for your arch nemesis
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Feitelberg, Devlin, and Gaz pay tribute to Avicii and tell tales of the Blackout Tour that built Barstool
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The true American Hero, The Pitching Ninja, has been suspended from Twitter. Jeff Passan weeps over his demise. KFC and Feits wonder how someone from Yahoo Sports has zero understanding of how MLB handles social media.
Seth Rogen joins the show to discuss his early start in comedy with Judd Apatow, who he thinks the funniest people are in entertainment, what he would do if he was stuck between James Franco and Jonah Hill, and his recent comedy special Hilarity for Charity. Afterward, YP joins the show to talk about nut belly and your voicemails. Voicemails include: How many 5'9" guys to beat Conor MacGregor, is anal gay and sperm bank donation.
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Ex-Marlin and current Brewer stops by to talk with KFC and Feits about life in Milwaukee and how he sucks at batting practice
When do guys get good at sex? Would you eat a million dollars? Can you outrun a lion? Texts from John's ex. Adolescent vs Dadolescent. What are your 1st date tips?
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Feits took a weekend trip to Colombia and we are all surprised he came back
KFC and Feits answer voicemails including: Ninja Star or Mayo, 3 months with an intern in your car, AlphaBetacal: getting flowers, getting hit on by grandma, porn exclusions, sharing a toothbrush, girlfriend did porn, the rules of takeout
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Feitelberg and KMarko try their whispering wall lines out on Camille Kostek and she answers your voicemails
What would you whisper to your date through the WHispering Walls?
Ari Shaffir comes through to talk about open relationships, going atheist and puking up Taco Bell. Voicemails include cervical cancer, choose one person to watch their highlights forever, girl who never had an orgasm, messing with grocery buyer, do you lose your virginity if you don't have an orgasm
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Tony Rock comes through and explains how he'd get free stuff because of his brother and he doesn't mind taking advantage, weighs in on the Pornstar Bracket, why it doesn't matter if you are bad in bed, taking a free trip to Ireland, how girls get jealous of comedy, if Donte Divencenzo gets a pass for his tweets, live sports or porn, and Taco Bell vs White Castle
The boys Cal and Res join KFC and Feits to discuss curved penis and picking your nose in the car
And other ways to improve Easter
Kmarko and Young Pageviews join KFC & Feits to breakdown the top 64 pornstars. Who is in your Final Four?
Tom Segura joins KFC and special guest co-host Francis (29:50). They talk about pooping and Mike Tyson. Feits has a life-altering moment and a nightmare about bees. Voicemails include the staring co-worker and food porn. Is Tom Brady beta? Things you hate that everyone else likes.
We fix baseball and Mike Trout
Rone joins The Beta Boys to talk about his rivalry with Lil Dicky, how to end a first date and the dollar value of his stories
KFC & Feits work through the Facebook and Cambridge Analytica problem, and solve it with assassins
NSYNC vs. Backstreet Boys rivalry is back. Looking back at the girls of the 90's. voicemails include: the dirtiest thing you've ever done, are voices sexy?, girl playing with herself at the pool
Creed Bratton from The Office stops in for an interview
From Warrior to Back To The Future to Taken to Shawshank to Christmas Vaction, KFC & Feits are joined by KMarko to breakdown their picks for Most Rewatchable Movies
The Workaholics comes through to talk about their new movie on Netflix and answer voicemails. KFC and Feits take on a zombie conspiracy, a farting 70 year old, and public displays of affection
Frank Constanza was snubbed. Creed Bratton seeding. Hodor slander. Parks & Rec vs The Office. The Lawyer upset. Always Sunny is almost completely out of the tourney. Do Seinfeld and Arrested Development hold up? Also, lava cakes.
KFC chats with comedian Dan Cummins about Playboy Radio and the big box of porn in the woods
KFC and Feits recount their experience recording with Glenn Howerton. (8:19)Story time with Feitelberg: his experience trying to pick up a stripper at 5 in the morning.
(20:00)Voicemails: whats the worst thing to be on TV when having sex? Don't you always finish cereal? Is it normal now to wear PornHun apparel? Worst thing to hear in the background of a phone call with your girlfriend?
(39:00) Jimmy O Yang from Silicon Valley stops in the studio for an interview
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KFC Radio has its white whale interview with Glenn Howerton of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and AP Bio
Feitelberg went to the hospital last night and was dripping blood down the streets of New York.
Voicemails include: Sending dick pic to coworker group text, guy cleans himself after sex a little too much, playing cards at the bar, Boss accidentally texted me that I was fired
Pennies, blue balls, and hot tubs. Preview for tomorrow's Glenn Howerton interview.
Is it Alpha or Beta to ask someone to take down a pic of you when you don't look good?
Kevin and Feits issue a Cease & Desist to Vanity Fair for their use of "Beta Men." We go through the best responses of dumb things smart girls do. Throwback Thursday, who would you want to incept and what would you make them do? Hulu took Feitelberg's idea of a random episode button.
Voicemails include: If you want to do anal, put a dildo up your butt first. Three nuts as a pick up line. Sitting down in showers. Hubbs is sucker for a girl once again.
Francis stops by to discuss the debut of the Barstool Variety Show (every Wednesday at noon on Barstoolsports.com), his path to Barstool and his relationship with Donnie
KFC has no power and thinks he is on The Truman Show. Feits reads books. We invent GENIUS annotations. KFC is soaked in gasoline. Going to the dentist. Plan B. Boner anti-venom. The Shawshank scenario. How to use a knife and fork.
Oscars breakdown, hot Eiza Gonzalez's dress, Shape of Water slander, Kimmel's viral stunt, Adam Rippon's sexy outfit
Deli meat slander, fart chips, thin sliced vs thick, vagina sandwiches, bologna PR, chicken cutlets, and the King of Slim Thick
AlphaBetacal: is it an Alpha or Beta move? Throwback Thursday what were Kevin and Feitelberg's dream guests for the show? Are eskimos Indians? Would you miss your favorite TV show for guaranteed sex?
Liz Gonzales joins the crew for voicemails: Hot but smelly. Parents watching porn. Worst date scenarios. Called the wrong girl cute.
Sounds like somebody almost died at the bar and Editor in Chief Kmarko saved a life
Kevin and Feitelberg have been getting updates from the "bringing a book to the bar" move. Feminists are trying to get rid of the word man.
Voicemails include: communal flashlight. Pornhub job opportunity. Giving up a date to wingman. Hooking up with Jimmy Johns waitress. Kissing during sex.
Kevin and Feits recap their big night at a movie premiere,
KFC and Feits might be going to a movie premiere tonight
What should your Senior Quote be in the year 2018?
Who's the bigger beta?Deep Fakes discussionBlac Chyna sextape is not that badThrowback: deaf girlThrowback Bastardo the BarberJohn tracks down his uberVoicemails: Black out on a date, sending food back, Bonus Land, Flowers for every girl in the office
KFC and Big Cat discuss the Rapaport situation and life at Barstool
Pablo Picasso died in 1973?! Kevin and Feitelberg discuss the firing of Michael Rapaport. A would-you-rather that has finally crossed a line for Feitelberg; into your mom or onto your dad.
Voicemails Include: Girl leaves me in middle of hookup. Did he delete my nudes? She finds out her grandmother dies while on a date. Three websites for the rest of your life.
Marc Robarge and OAR are in the studio to talk about their new single featuring Barstool Nate.
KFC and Feits "talk that shit" on the Michael Rapaport situation
We redefine masculinity
The real-life heroes that ruined their story by being terrible actors,( 18:00) Smitty responds to a voicemail from Shaun Latham, (38:00)Camille Kostek gets naked in Belize, (46:40)Voicemails include: Attempted Pillow Murder, a robot asks a question about the norovirus, the masturbator mobile, how much would a state sell for and what states would you sell?
KFC & Feits talk about New Orleans, eventually.
The ice skating siblings, KFC's fight in the pizza place, the gym girl goes super viral, how to pick up a girl on the bus, the best TV theme songs, blind, deaf or midget, stay young forever or breathe underwater.
KFC and Feitelberg discuss Valentine's Day
Can you pull off reading a book at the bar?
Do you wash your jeans? Do you wash your feet? Would you rather eat poop or work in the cube life? One Minute Man: Cuncel Kristaps Porzingis.
Voicemails include: first time having sober sex, Would you rather be the first or last victim of a serial killer? How does a girl get rid of a creepy clingy guy? Breaking up because a physic told you to. Whats the weirdest interaction you've had at a bar?
Tinder is charging more if you are old and Feitelberg needs help finding a "celebrity" from the Super Bowl
The Patriots and Feitelberg are losers, Philly handled their Super Bowl win shockingly trashy
Voicemails include: LOL'ing at sexts, Grandpa is texting grandson's deported girlfriend, WYR go back and visit your ancestors or jump to the future to see descendants, cumming too quick with my girlfriend, slutty phases
KFC and Feitelberg's last episode from Minnesota, they've found there's a big difference between how Dave runs the New York office and Pat McAfee runs Indy.
KFC and Feitelberg recording from Minnesota Super Bowl house again. Voicemails Include: She was on pornhub, Boston Cremes or Jerking Off? Puked on his dick, Pats fan hooking up with Eagles fan, and Should I get nipple rings?
Interview with Badger from "Breaking Bad"
KFC and Feitelberg recording live from the Minnesota Super Bowl house.
KFC decides who he's going to shoot with his flamethrower. The guys create best Super Bowl ad. Do ghosts watch you have sex? Hot chick drops F bombs (the hard kind). Co-workers sex dreams. Would you sign a sex contract? Plus, Jake Johnson from New Girl joins us on the second half of today's show.
KFC and Feitelberg recording live from the Minnesota Super Bowl house
Chose two to defend you, the rest are coming after you: 50 eagles, 10 crocodiles, 3 bears, 7 bulls, a man with a gun, 15 wolves, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas, 4 lions
Frankie Borrelli returns to tell us another ridiculous story, plus voicemails and David Duchovny.
How to talk dirty in bed without being a bad man
The Patriots won the AFC Championship, Feitelberg isn't even phased anymore and neither is Kevin. As if KFC's life wasn't stinky enough he had a rabid skunk living on his driveway.
Voicemails include: Mom walks in on reverse cowgirl. Girlfriend reads the guys' groupchat. She wants jerk off videos. Girl takes money out of guys wallet after sex every time, is she a prostitute? Are my drunk words coming from sober inner thoughts? Would you rather always have cold showers or warm drinks for the rest of your life?
Science says adolescence now extends until age 24
Metalhead & Black Museum. How far would you go to comfort a loved one? Would you torture someone's consciousness? WOuld you electrocute your enemies? We wrap up Black Mirror week with the final two episodes.
Throwback Thursday episode of KFC radio, Kevin and Feitelberg revisit: the Manti Te'o catfish story, Who would win 1 lion vs 30 midgets?, If Barstool had a beauty pageant what would your talent be? Would you sit in a stadium of 70,000 people if 500 of them were killed but the rest won $5 million? What should I do if I make my girl cum too fast?
New voicemails include: My girlfriend looks like a porn star. Sleep masturbating. After-sex clean up etiquette. What would you do with 30 minutes to live?
Crocodile & Hang the DJ. Do you think you could beat the memory recaller? Would you submit to the system to find your soul mate?
Kevin and Feitelberg run through 12 words that porn has ruined the meaning of, Feitelberg pukes for now the second time in the past three episodes.
Voicemails include: Every past boy my girlfriend dated is dead. What is the worst text you can receive? If you ate yourself would you double in size or disappear completely? Fulfilling a sex pact with a coworker. Friend got caught casually watching porn but not jerking off to it. What is the most unathletic thing you've ever seen?
Kmarko joins KFC and Feits to discuss season 4 of Black Mirror. In this episode they discuss USS Callister and Arkangel. What video game world would you create? What parts of real life would you censor?
KFC and Feitelberg run through Barstool Front Page: African salmonella can make your testicles explode like a volcano. Indian man kills himself because his wife wouldn't hand over the remote. Why are these porn stars dying?
Voicemails include: As a guy would you rather wear high heels or a belly shirt? Would you rather 1 dick for $50,000 or would you rather get $1,000 for every dick you suck? What animal would you want to shrink to the size of a cat? If animals could talk which would be the most annoying? What will always be in fashion no matter how much time passes? What Barstool employees would you pick to go on the Oregon Trail with you?
KFC addresses the KFC Radio audience. Voicemails start at 22:30 and include: getting drunk at the holiday party, WYR live in colonial times or the year 2500, and a wonderful day for a tea party
Feits gives his thoughts on Kevin's situation and the future of KFC Radio.
Feits spun out on the highway. KFC had a gun to his throat. Have you ever had a near-death experience? Let us know on Twitter @KFCradio
We start off today's episode with a couple of new voicemails: I shot sued for shooting a girl in the eye with a paintball gun, Girl knocked herself out mid-sex, Group lottery scratch off pool, If the world was ending what 5 people would you save?, Dealing with a friends insufferable girlfriend. Throwback Thursday Voicemails include: Would you give up an inch of penis for an inch of height?, If you could suck your own dick would you tell people?, Have you ever not jerked off out of guilt?
(44:40) Claudia, Girl With No Job, from the show Morning Breath is reunited with the KFC Radio gang. Voicemails with Claudia include, Do I tell my boy that his baby momma is on Bumble? Is an annoying laugh a deal breaker in a relationship? Can you use a gift card on a first date?
KFC Radio is starting off 2018 hot, Kevin got in a fight in the parking lot of a mall over the holidays. Logan Paul is in trouble after posting a video of a dead guy on YouTube.
Voicemails include: Girl saying the Lord's prayer during orgasm, Using the clean sheets trick to get a girl to bed, My boss keeps inviting himself to my parties, Who would you have an orgy with?
New Year's Eve 2014, KFC rings in the New year with Feits and Trent, learning Santa isn't real, learning about condoms, what if the Barstool cities got in a fight, the DevNest, ex-sex over Christmas break, farting during sex, hanging out at a co-worker's house, WYR: not tweet for a year or only follow 10 people, Serial, clubs vs house parties for New Years, New Year's alone, Peaky Blinders, The Wire, KFCR 100, The Irish Goodbye
Making Out On Snapchat, jumping out of treehouses, getting a friend a paternity test, incest roleplay with coworkers, moving car sex
Traveling alone, sex and golfing, double selfish, Canada Tinder, funeral sex, and maybe the suckiest person to ever call the voicemail.
Back in 2013 we decided, once and for all, who received the worst injuries in Home Alone. Was it Marv or Harry?
Counting down the greatest Christmas songs of all time. Back in 2013 KFC and Super Producer BC went through everything from Michael Bolton to Justin Timberlake. Mariah to WHAM! It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Caller voicemail: Would you rather know every time someone talks shit about you over text or every time someone talks shit about you out loud?
...Things get pretty philosophical on this one
We have yet another update from the guy member of the "accidental eskimo sisters" saga. Horror story from an office holiday yankee swap about losing out on 50 GRAND. We throw it back to KFCR Episode #99 voicemail about weird family Christmas traditions and "Which female character from a Christmas movie would you want to fuck the most?"
Voicemails include: How to avoid hooking up with guys who have girlfriends. Hooking up in a church. My friend's boss controls his entire life. Getting tricked by a kid who has muscular dystrophy.
Would You Rather: Die right now or live another 1000 years?
KFC and Feitelberg run through the Barstool front page: Hank left Rough N Rowdy victorious against Tex. Lactating breasts and hot wax, strip clubs in West Virginia are like going to a circus. Dan Lebatard had a bizarre breakdown in reaction to John Skipper resigning from ESPN. New York Times reveal that there is a government run UFO program, confirming KFC's theory that aliens are real. We have another update from "unexpected eskimo sisters" story.
Dan Soder from the show "Billions" returns to join in on voicemails. How do I get my boyfriend to tell me his sexual fantasies? How do I get my old neighbor to stop asking me to do stuff for him? How do my boyfriend and I determine who sleeps in the "wet spot" after sex? My girlfriend's parents want me to convert to Judaism. I tried breaking up with my girlfriend but we got drunk and did blow and made up.
Net neutrality is getting repealed and we may have to start paying for the internet piece by piece (or maybe not, idk). What individual parts of life in general, would you pay for, and how much?
Ali Lee made her KFC Radio debut in 2014 on KFCR episode #32. Now she sells weed professionally and may or may not have had a seizure in the middle of this episode.
KFC is a Big Baller and also the new voice of erectile dysfunction. It's Throwback Thursday KFC and Feitelberg revisit the day Dave was murdered by Chrissy Teigen, Feitelberg told his story of having ecoli on Christmas, Feitelberg asked why black people love Kung Fu movies so much.
Voicemails include: Being sexually harassed by a 76 year old woman. Is paying for parking worth the sex? I'm sending nudes but he won't come over to fuck me. Getting handjobs while checking twitter. Imagine if pornhub kept track of your yearly watching trends? and The second girl from last episodes "accidental threesome" calls in to give her side of the story.
What was the better decade, ages 8 to 18 or 18 to 28?
KFC and Feitelberg run through today's Barstool front page: Video of bullied child Keaton Jones going viral turns out his family is racist, Giancarlo Stanton signs with the Yankees and the Evil Empire is back, Carson Wentz out for the season with a torn ACL the Eagles are done, Netflix knows way too much about what people are watching.
Voicemails include: Guy is having his identity and dick stolen on Grindr, Motorcyclist gets off on getting kicked in the balls, What are the four It's Only Sunny episodes you couldn't live without?, guy can't cum when having sex with this chick, and guy has sex with 2 roommates in one night.
Mr. Diarrhea-Since-Easter-of-2007 himself, Uncle Chaps joins KFC for a quickie. How to handle shitting at your in-laws house and how to install your own bidet.
What fictional Christmas characters would you like to drink with?
On today's episode Young Pageviews joins KFC and Feitelberg to mourn the loss of porn star August Ames and talk favorite porn scenes of all time. The guys run through Barstool front page: a picture of Tupac's dick was sold for over 7 thousand dollars. Aaron Boone named the new manager of the Yankees. Mike Pence ratted on his fraternity in college for having a keg. James Dolan allegedly was a aware of Harvey Weinstein's sexual abuse.
Voicemails include: Getting out of dressing like an elf for your office Christmas party. Going on a date with a guy who doesn't drink. Toe fucking. Cum girl calls back to give some more background of her story. Living in a light bulb.
How to handle your old hook-ups hitting up your phone when getting back together with your ex
KFC and Feitelberg are back from a weekend trip to Atlanta where they don't sell beer at football games. The guys run through Barstool front page: Floyd Mayweather's girlfriend has been stealing money from him. Ed Sheeran says that Beyonce changes her email every single week. Woman still calls her dead boyfriend her boyfriend and soul mate. Voicemails include: Would you rather be in cushy jail or a stay at home dad with 2 kids? Dealing with getting rejected at the bar. Do I tell my friend that his fiance is a total slut? When do I put my clothes on after sex? Is every time you hang out with your girlfriend a date?
KFC and Feits come to you from an Atlanta airport fresh off their trip to the SEC championship game.
Have you ever experienced #FailureToLaunch? Let us know on Twitter @KFCradio. Also, you can out your ashes in dildos now if you are into that sort of thing.
Jared Carrabis gets pulled onto the show to defend his stance against hot chicks. KFC, Feitelberg and Carrabis run through the Barstool front page: Matt Lauer is the newest celebrity accused of sexual harassment, Bosnian war criminal drinks poison at his trial, Suicide machines, Chanel West Coast denied from club. Voicemails include: having sex while listening to KFC Radio. Looking for a sugar daddy. Porn sites getting festive for holidays. Having to apologize for stupid shit to your girlfriend.... And last was declared in the HALL OF FAME of voicemails, How do I get this guy to cum on me?
What's worse: being a tall girl or a short guy?
The first day back to work from Thanksgiving isn't even the worst day in the world anymore because everyday is. Kevin and Feitelberg run through Barstool front page: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are engaged, Tennesee hired and fired Greg Schiano in one day, Sex island is a real thing and it's spectacular, what would you do if you were an unchecked man?, Hilary Clinton upset that no one is asking for her advice on how to run for president, never go undercarriage angle when taking a dick pic. Voicemails include: update from the girls studying abroad in Ireland, literally dodging a bullet from your ex, girl changes outfits to sneak back into a concert to throw another drink at her ex, checking out that dick print in the gray sweats.
NY Times article says we all want to kill our fathers and have sex with our mothers. We say other things.
What to do on Thanksgiving Eve at different stages of adulthood
KFC and Feitelberg get right to it this week with a voicemail about the perfect amount of time for sex. Barstool front page: Macklemore has a nude painting of Justin Bieber with pancakes covering his dick. Lena Dunham is officially #done after recently defending a male producer accused of sexual harassment. The internet confused the death of Charles Manson with Marylyn Manson. Voicemails include: My boyfriend doesn't remember having anal sex with me. Coworkers eating food in the bathroom. Girlfriend asked me what part of her body needs the most work done. Spite sex in the woods with my wife.
Should you be in a long distance college relationship? Should you be in any sort of college relationship? Sophomores and Juniors across the country are having dramatic fights in public with people they absolutely will no longer care about 6 months from now. PSA: stop having relationships in college.
KFC & Feits discuss the new MakeApp app that lets you see what people look like without make-up. Also, RIPIP Shyla Stylez and Capt. Cons is going to a fancy soiree.
KFC and Feitelberg run through Barstool front page: Blake Shelton named sexiest man alive. White man claims to be transracial and identifies himself as a Pilipino. A town wants to change their town mascot because "pheonix" sounds like "penis." Christian Bale is now fat for his next role. Voicemails include: Vulcan grip hand job. Does anal count as losing my virginity? Dumb pre-sex hydration ritual. Can I weaponize spitting? How do I ditch my loser friends when I'm studying abroad? Family Guy's Alec Sulkin joins in to talk about TV, writing, the landscape of comedy today and the parallels of Family Guy and Barstool.
Deeper dive into a few of this week's voicemails. What is the weirdest request you'd accommodate in a relationship?
It's the 300th episode of KFC Radio, Kevin and Feits are joined by a special guest to help celebrate. The guys run through the Barstool front page, 'Family Guy' gives Barstool a shout out. Martellus Bennet is so unbelievably selfish you can't help but respect it. Dildo's are secretly recording audio of people cumming. T-Pain is a firm believer in the JJO movement. Rebel Wilson's experience of sexual harassment from a fan is BIZARRE. Donald Trump had an all time tweet coming after Kim Jung Un. Voicemails include: boyfriend mad at girlfriend for jerking off. Guy wants his girlfriend to sleep with other guys. Who from Barstool would you take to conquer a planet? Jerking off with spit.
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Mini-episode to help you get through your Monday. On today's quickie, Feits receives a delightful text message from an ex-gf and he and KFC discuss the split personalities they use while texting.
Mini-episode to help you get through your Monday. On today's quickie, Feits receives a delightful text message from an ex-gf and he and KFC discuss the split personalities they use while texting.
KFC Radio caps off a week full of fresh content with the return of Mailtime. Frankie Borrelli joins KFC and Feits to address him CRYING at Jimmy Fallon, and they discuss when it's okay for a man to cry.
Thursday Barstool front page. KFC and Feits are going through the top stories: A couple broke up on a plane causing an emergency landing. Ricin's Flair has revealed he's slept with 10,000 women. Kristaps Porzingis is the face of New York sports. Twitter has expanded to 280 characters. Liangelo Ball caught stealing in China. Voicemails include: Do I tell my tinder date I had a threesome with his friend? Spitting chewing tobacco in a girls mouth. If only dudes are hitting on me, should I become gay? Did I peak after losing my virginity? Trying to hook up with the Dick's Sporting Good's cashier.
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Part 2 of the Stranger Things 2 recap with KFC, Feitelberg, Trent and Robbie Fox. Part 1 posted earlier this week.
The scene shift to Chicago, why episode 7 sucked, Eleven's new look, the bus scene, Bob and the Demadogs, Eleven's search for her mom, is Billy the new Barb? the weird sports montage, the smoke monster, the snowball, the giant spider and predictions for season 3.
We're back from the weekend and daylight savings time is ruining KFC's life. Feitelberg doesn't know how much to tip his crippled delivery guy. Kevin is thriving in the backlash he received from his video on Carlos Correa getting engaged too young. Voicemails include: Girlfriend wants her boyfriend to change his ATM pin. Should I send a nine year old with cancer a picture of tits? Is there anything better than being called sexy? Neighbors giving you a bucket of beers for you to pay forward to the neighborhood.
Part 1 of the Stranger Things 2 recap with KFC, Feitelberg, Trent and Robbie Fox. Part 2 coming on Wednesday.
KFC, Feits, Trent and Robbie 1st discuss Season 1 overall and how everyone is sick of Barb. Then dive into season 2 including meeting Max and Eight, Dig Dug, Joyce & Hopper, Bob the Brain, if the portal to the Upside Down is trying to get the pipe, Millie Bobby Brown's trajectory as a megastar, whether Nancy is the perfect woman, if Steve is an anti-hero or a regular hero, Dustin and the Demodogs and Eleven's quest to find her biological mother.
Tune in for Part 2 later this week.
KFC and Feitelberg recap the stories of the week. Papa John's is now blaming Colin Kaepernick for declining sales. The Cleveland Browns Browns'd themselves once again. Eleven from Stranger Things can spit BARS so hot it's almost worrisome. AROD texted JLO from the bathroom on their first date, is that a power move or not? The Pope is pissing off his husband, GOD, by falling asleep while praying. New voicemails include: accidentally sending screenshots of texts with your girlfriend back to your gf. Girl shares location with her mom at all times. Chick lied to her boyfriend about not liking oral sex. Throwback questions include: Best fat athlete of all time. Would you rather eat as much as you want and not get fat or eat for free for the rest of your life? Would you rather have every single one of your teams win a championship in a year or have 10 clean punches to Dave Portnoy's dumb face?
Barstool Sports has a new policy, and KFC and Feitelberg are back discussing all the stories from over the weekend. Kevin Spacey is "allegedly" a total creep. Southwest Airlines must be trolling us at this point with live music on planes. Ethos, Pathos, and Logos are what's hot in the streets to pick up chicks now. Voicemails include: going scorched earth on ex. Caller from Germany wants to know if he should start a relationship in college. Lana Rhoades gave a guy porn PTSD. BONUS SPOILER FREE Stranger Things 2 breakdown at the end of the podcast, and the guys announce a special treat for the listeners coming next week.
The Fall episode of KFC radio. Kevin and Feitelberg discuss their views on apple picking, pumpkin picking, and other autumn activities. Voicemails include: Spitting in your girlfriends mouth. Can I still go to my racist barber? Would you rather cure cancer, prove aliens are real, or prove ghosts are real? My girlfriend doesn't know my real name.
The Yankees are dead and KFC is all in on the Houston Astros. Feitelberg is coming off of a weekend bender, getting denied at airports bars. Pat McAfee, the greatest storyteller in the world, joins the program. Pat's drunk alter ego enjoys buying wrestling rings, Australian goats, and apartments. Voicemails include: What is a big dick bandit? Ruined marriage proposal. How long can you go sober? Should I let myself go?
KFC and Feits come to you live from a hotel in Boston. Nate murdered a person online. KFC and Feits are now male models. When is it ok to go back to Tinder after a breakup? How is Feitelberg like cancer? Going down on a pumpkin. Ayesha Curry's toes.
One of the best parts about growing up is that you never have to have the wind knocked out of you again. KFC takes on the Skinny Fat weight loss challenge. Feitelberg thinks sucking titties is weird. If you were taken hostage in 2012, what would surprise you about 2017? Is sleep paralysis real? How to get your friend to dump his long-term girlfriend.
Mens American soccer is the absolute worst. Noah Syndergaard likes getting freaky with his girlfriend and so does Feitelberg. Voicemails include: Is my boyfriend gay? Dude doesn't want to go to a football game with his girlfriend. Dating a hot virgin. Can you fight a guy in a wheelchair? Defining "hook up." Real life video game power-ups. Internet star King Bach stops by and talks getting famous through Vine and his acting career today.
Voicemails include: Dude getting hit on by another dude at the gym. Toe sucking season. Adult day camps. What does a dick mean? Guy offers his sister's boyfriend a box of condoms. What would happen if a girl interrupted a guy masturbating? TV critic, Alan Sepinwall, joins KFC radio once again to talk Breaking Bad and modern television trends. `
Fran and Ria from Chicks in the Office join KFC and Feitelberg to talk the hottest blonde ever, guys wearing make-up, holding hands on the first date, taking boyfriends last name before engagement. Voicemails include: long time listener living in Uganda, sex strikes, karate girl with herpes, girlfriend parents paying boyfriends loans, dildo parties. Long time stoolie Hoodie Allen stops in for an interview and things get nostalgic, Hoodie talks about his come up into the music scene and leaving Google.
Postseason baseball is here and KFC's Mets are no where to be seen, Feit's Red Sox are back. Coley and Tyler from MicksTape join in for a crossover episode. Voicemails include who knew Boston was north of NYC? Confront girlfriend over going into your phone? How would you want your girl to take 50 inches of dick? Would you rather have sex with your dream girl once a year or get nudes from every girl you know?
@oldTakes exposed comes through to call out all of KFC and Feitelberg's horrible takes. The guys are not handling twitter's new character limit well. The Church of Brady. Revenge of the cyclists. And of course, your voicemails.
Voicemails include Do midgets order full size portions when eating out? Getting pee shy at public urinals. Lying to your wife about going to the gym. Why doesn't my boyfriend put up pictures of me on social media? Long time Stoolie and incredibly handsome actor Austin Stowell visits KFC radio to talk about his new movie 'Battle of the Sexes' Austin joins Kevin and Feits in their own game of Battle of the Sexes; Between men and woman who is better at driving, cheating, snooping, budgeting, dancing.
Feitelberg is still in Twitter jail so Kevin and Feits are going to become Facebook guys. Kevin has a scorching hate of tapas. Rude Jude drops in to talk about his new book Hummingbird and joins in on voicemails. Voicemails include: what's happening on Rude Jude's snapchat? throwing up wasabi on a girl. Guys popping their "stanton valve."
Kevin and Feits recap the 2017 Emmy awards. The guys from Barstool's new fashion podcast, Failing Upwards, join in to talk sneakers, clout, roasting, and all things style. Voicemails include: Would you rather fuck Sansa Stark or Daenerys Targaryen? In the dog house for zooming in on a hot bikini pic. Shopping for pointless home decor with the girlfriend. Having sex with a possessed Bumble date. Did people eat pussy before showers were invented?
The MILF Hunter makes a reappearance on the internet with an incredibly awkward proposal video. Chick Karate instructor sexts an 11 year old student and asks for sex, is hit with "idc" Kevin and Feitelberg recount their times pretending to be lesbians in AOL chat rooms. Sibley Scoles from E! News drops in to give a real females point of view on past KFC Radio voicemails. Voicemails include ass eating season. would you break up with your boyfriend if he was paralyzed? Which actresses would make the best porn star? College roommate caught jerking off by other roommates GF. And what warning labels actually prevent people from dying?
Young Pageviews joins the KFC radio gang to recount his experience interviewing Lana Rhoades, the Sidney Crosby of Porn. Sex robots, its time to fuck or get off the pot. Voicemails include: who gets the last laugh if you lose your girlfriend to a dude who gets caught with child porn? How many times can you eat the same meal before you get sick of it? What's the difference between sauce and dressing? Should I move out of my apartment if my roommate has his entire family stay over the house when they visit?How much money would it take for you to participate in a green card marriage?
Barstool vs Bleacher Report. How do vaginas work? Is eating in bed gross? How about a puke fetish? Turning a girl lesbian, then turning her back, then breaking up. When your friend dates a rich girl, when your friend dates a crazy milf, and how the seasons are like political parties.
Rone joins up with KFC Radio once again to talk about his new Snapchat college tour show and what it's like to visit big name schools. Kanye and Kim's surrogate mother is drastically underpaid. Chrissy Teigen refused to let John Legend break up with her. What end of the eggplant emoji is the tip? Voicemails include: boyfriend giving bad presents on special occasions, would it really be that bad to be paralyzed?, is it worth going to a haunted axe murderer's house?
Feitelberg has an apology for Taylor Swift. What are the three major companies that you could not live without? Lana Rhoades is the next biggest prospect in porn. Voicemails: Solo cups filled with cum. Is it weird to call a one night stand 36 times because you got locked out? Who are your top male celebrity crushes? Did my girlfriend rob me?
KFC might have a drinking problem. Jared Carrabis has a live baseball show on Facebook @Starting9. Feits is going to start wearing overalls. Voicemails: when is the best time to break up? How to tell a friend he is too ugly for a certain girl? When can you ask a girl to take out the trash? What happens if you roommate pisses on your Jordans? Where did language come from?
Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry (05:30). SE Cupp calls in to discuss fake political outrage and Feits asks her if we can cancel news reporting altogether (16:42). A caller makes an offer to Barstool Trent. La pepa Mehta and more voicemails(40:10).
KFC and Feitelberg discuss the new wave of alleged celebrity nudes, then explore how the male mind works. Voicemails: girlfriend mad about her bf listening to KFCR, cum rags, pokemon, getting laughed at naked, and bringing your girl to your fantasy draft.
KFC and Feitelberg talk about dicks in porn. Frankie Borelli stops in to explain how he wants to see utter obliteration in his porn. Interview with Andrea Savage about her new sitcom, "I'm Sorry" with some talk of ice cubes and butt holes. Voicemails include dead dad's necklace, faking being in love with a chick to get out of going to her wedding, break-up hurdles, how long would it take you to go cannibal, and Nuva ring gone wrong
It's Feitelberg's 29th birthday and he's not sad about it. Two time cat killer Michael Rapaport calls in to roast those hipster Nazi's and talk about his new fantasy football podcast. Voicemails include a boyfriend pulling a Costanza and pretending he didn't get broken up with, dude eats part of a uterus wall during sex, snapchat streaks, chicks with glass eyes.
The homie Rone joins KFC & Feits to talk battle rap, butts, and boners. The debut of I Swear I'm Not High. Voicemails include: Fight a short gladiator or a rhino, fly out culture, jerking off to Alex Jones and more.
Barstool DVR covers the latest epic Game of Thrones episode. The guys answer some Game of Thrones voicemails including when will Jon Snow and Daenerys bang? Can Cersei stop these dragons? and is Daenerys becoming a villain? The 10 steps plan of how any woman can get any man they want. Normal voicemails include how long can you text a chick that you've never met? Assembling together the ultimate person you would hate. Anal beads. And dating a convicted statutory rapist.
Jared Carrabis visits KFC Radio to talk Red Sox and his new baseball show and podcast, Starting 9. Voicemails include guy ditching a girl by telling her that he's going into the priesthood, girlfriend casually bringing up having a kid soon, ex girlfriend trying to set up her ex boyfriend with her little sister, would losing your sense of smell effect your life?, and girl cheating on her boyfriend with her ex boyfriend.
KFC is BACK from paternity leave and reunited with Feitelberg. The guys compare how different their paternity leaves were. Barstool DVR covers Ozark, Game of Thrones, and Dunkirk. Voicemails include having sex with a girl who's boyfriend is in jail, girlfriend's list of girls that her boyfriend is not allowed to talk to, how to split rent with your girlfriend and how to juggle multiple girlfriends as a minor league baseball player.
KFC is still out on paternity leave so we're throwing it back to 2014 #Mailtime where KFC and Super Producer BC break down the most absurd rap lyrics of all time. Featuring Big Pun, Ghostface Killah, Nicki Minaj, Jameis Winston, the Rza, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, and the M-E-T-H-O-D MAN... and many more! KFC also battles Jay-Z and Geno Smith. FUCK FREE WORLD! 3-1-3!
Back in February 2015 we listed the biggest biggest scams, shams and hoaxes throughout history. Headaches, religion, caffeine, Magic Johnson, voting, traffic laws, and of course Helen Keller
Back in April 2015 we rattled off a list of fairly simple concepts that we are just not smart enough to comprehend. We are not intelligent people, apparently. Amongst this list is: water displacement, electricity, the Day Moon, planes, and women. We also do April Fools in the cubes.
KFC and the Barstool Radio crew sat down with Judd Apatow to talk his hits and Lena Dunham. Then (28:50) we throw it back to the Misheard Lyrics episode. Wrapped up like a douche, snap ya bagels, concrete jungle wintery tomato.
KFC's last episode before paternity leave so we look back on a post he wrote back in 2012 to his yet-to-exist kids. Also voicemails about throwing dog shit in the bushes and flaming tennis balls at cars, sex schedules and hitting on female cab drivers.
Dan Soder from Showtime's Billions comes through to talk about how men and women get horny differently, how comedians are like porn stars, and jerking off at grandma's house. Check out his Netflix special as part of season 1 of The Stand Ups. Also Barstool DVR and Voicemails including severance checks for break ups, chlamydia outbreaks, hot girl trainers and becoming a billionaire
KFC and Feitelberg hit up Gramercy Ale House for another edition of Little Saturday. The guys recap the Fourth of July and KFC is out on fireworks, parades, parasailing and even the beach. Rob Kardashian is the King of petty but he might of ruined sexting. Are girls actually shoving pills of glitter up their vagina? Voicemails include what's the youngest age a child could beat you up? Should you pack a lip of tobacco if you work at a cancer research office? Dude's ex-girlfriend's mom drunk calls his bosses to talk shit about him. And what exactly does it mean when guys say Rihanna would "fuck my dick off?"
KFC and Feitelberg visit Brazen Fox again for another round of Little Saturday. Coley Mick joins in to talk Phil Jackson and The Knicks. KFC Mailbox topics include: Tall guys dating short girls, get out of jail free cards, traveling to Philly to have sex and getting denied, "fly-out" culture, and friend being MAYBE gay
KFC and Feitelberg have a case of mistaken identity, update the Songs of the Summer and answer voicemails. Then Robbie Fox joins to talk to Brendan Schaub (35:00) about MMA, Joe Rogan, stand-up comedy, cauliflower ear, Floyd vs. McGregor, and slapping down hecklers
Feitelberg reveals he's back into talking on the phone for some reason. Kevin and Feits go through the KFC Mailbag and talk sharing an iMessage account with your significant other, Girlfriends best friend unbearably annoying, and how many hostages could you save in a hostage negotiation. Lacey Mark from The Bachelor joins the crew to talk about breaking up over text, winking in real life, would a girl have sex with a guy just because he's hot? and making 69ing your calling card.
Kevin and Feitelberg talk about their business trip to LA, their stories involve a cat with no dick and the European porn scene. Voicemails include killing your girlfriends cat, the implication behind the winky face, and glory holes. One minute man covers Yoko Ono, Uber boats in Croatia, and JJO at the US Open
Young and Happy boys join the Old and Bitter guys, Voicemails include: chick lying about taking birth control, ghosts watching sex, eating a stripper out, hitting on girls in the office, and banging in cars. Kevin gives Rone and Caleb some wisdom and advice on the Podcast game.
Feits battles alcohol poisoning, the highest paid celebrities, #BarstoolDVR: The Leftovers, Fargo, being straight is a myth, being single is a disability, the flow chart for getting shit done with a girlfriend and the Ballad of Om Prasad
KFC and Feitelberg do what they are best at, go to the bar. #LittleSaturday from Offside Tavern with talk about the garage smush room, condoms on the windshield, shots at the bar, beer pong hardos, the best fictional bars of all time, live voicemails featuring the girl about to go on the worst date of all time and Joe Bartnick talking hockey
Bill Burr calls in (14:15) to discuss season 2 of F Is For Family and dumb sports fans of the world. Also, we discuss Rex & Rob Ryan, Pope or President, 10 year reunions, questions from the Mailbox, and Super Producer BC's adopted child from Indian
Salad rants, MDW recap, edibles, Seatox, #ForTheSummer: how to grill, Voicemails (38:17), expiration dates for relationships, going to a bar alone, morning wood, and hot vs. crazy
Back from MDW! Everyone is in bad shape. KFC and Feitelberg discuss a crew of virgins, American Cheese, the Early Morning Twitter Crew and how signing up for the gym counts as losing 5 lbs.
KFC meets Colin Jost at a charity event that may or may not end in an orgy. Summer resolutions. Penis transplants and temporary vaginas. Voicemails include: should I move to a new city because I hate my girlfriend? Are one-piece bathing suits hot? Is it ok to have a micropenis if you are confident?
The dinosaurs almost survived the meteor. Is Harambe better off dead? Burgers from a piss grill. People emailing trees. Why you should date depressed guys.
Real men wear rompers. 8 Simple Rules for Renting a Summer Share house. The best of Always Sunny. What is the grace period for banging a friend's crush? Are handjobs the new blowjob?
Donald Trump doesn't believe in fitness and thinks we are all batteries and it is actually not a bad theory. Big Ballers vs Small Ballers, man vs boy, pirate vs knight vs cowboys, RIP Avril Lavigne, deep house music and cuddle puddles.
KFC is in a passive aggressive parking war with his neighbor. Always Sunny might be coming to an end. Matt Harvey needs to JJO. Voicemails include: wedding dates, bachelor party snitching and a girl that is not quite down for anything. Throwback Thursday: Funeral for Your Dreams.
Christian Yelich and Justin Bour from the Miami Marlins stop by to talk about being fat and awkward. Yelich discusses his "alleged" sex tape and Bour wants more people to call him fat. KFC and Feits also compare their weekends and have a revelation about stripper poles
What are the best scenarios to crack open a beer? Is Boston racist? Do guys say that all BJs are the best BJ? Is it ok for your college GF to hook up with other guys when you are in high school?
The Fyre Festival actually sounds awesome. KFC contemplates getting a minivan. The songs of the summer including Slide, Despacito, and the unanimous winner: I'm The One. Boner Brain vs. The JJO Movement.
KFC and Feits discuss the ESPN firings, Alex Jones, and being bullied into having sex. Voicemails about Smash Mouth playing during orgasms, the dessert stomach and Natty Ice. Are texts a girl finds while snooping (or catfishing) admissible in a court of law?
KFC & Feits talk hockey and then answer voicemails including: do guys like when girls watch porn, can a sister have a threesome with her brother's girlfriend, and animal noises at the zoo. #ForTheBoys: Getting man-gaged. #BarstoolDVR: 13 Reasons Why and asking strangers to have a threesome.
Hank Azaria of the new smash hit "Brockmire" on IFC stops by to chat about the show, Mets misery, Amanda Peete, the Simpsons, and hating how good looking Tom Brady is. Also #NeverGrowUp all the stuff you used to love as a kid and for some reason stopped doing
All the top sports moments that we missed out on for dumb reasons, I why girls are incapable of caring about it. Also, Janelle Monae directly challenges the JJO Movement, Patriot's Day, Buffalo Wild Wings, Lauryn Hill, Ali Wong, and the short list of types of sex married people have
Josh Wolf is in the building and he is high as shit. Just kidding "his friend" is high as shit. KFC, Josh, Feits and Asa talk about getting caught at TSA, nuva rings, dating Trent, awkward situations in minivans, bachelor parties, driving to win and voicemails
Wednesdays are now Little Saturdays. The joys of lying. Feits hates the Wendys nuggets kid and KFC hates Christian Yellich. An update from Hoboken girl that KFC lied to. Phase 2 of #JJO. Janet Jackson's $500M pre-nup. How loneliness is killing men and how we are gonna do something about it (we are gonna drink beer)
Noah Syndergaard calls in to take 10 questions and make fun of KFC. Barstool Feud with Kelly Keegs. Lying to girls. Britsh accents. Barstool DVR. The importance of core strength. Sex tapes, sex positions and people that have had sex with Derek Jeter.
Scheana Marie of Vanderpump Rules stops by to talk about celebrity sex tapes and the challenges of masturbating with long nails. Also, what is a dinosaurs favorite position? How is baseball season like being pregnant? What does Feits whisper to a girl when he gets bored of kissing her? Science Says, Around The World and Would You Fuck Honey Boo Boo's mom?
We have rules to society and Sesame Street and Santa Claus are diregarding them. George Michael gets a funeral 4 months later, Feits gives out his PIN code, no headphones or no door, diabolical chick at the bar, blue balls is not real, True Detective, S Town and sex at the gym.
We're playing the Feud! Asa vs Feits in the 1st ever Barstool Feud (42mins). Plus Drama Club with Kelly Keegs, Feits opens up, Feits also locks a babysitter in the basement, Marc Anthony vs Enrique Iglesias, #BarstoolConfessions, Anthony Wiener, and robots taking over Earth.
KFC emailed Alan Sepinwall about doing an interview and two years later, Alan wrote back! The two chat about Breaking Bad, The Black Donnellys, Sopranos, The Wire, Vikings, Peaky Blinders and more (interview starts at 51mins). Also voicemails with Feitelberg. An update from KenJac. When is it acceptable to wear your earbuds? Is a girl's boyfriend gay? What tools would you take to a death match in Home Depot.
How is hockey camp like an Atlanta orgy? When is the best time to pull the Preemptive Break-up? Why aren't people in Antartica upside-down? The new Drake album, how I Kissed A Girl makes Feits feel, Dave Chappelle's new special, gay Power Rangers, Kim K, #1MinMan and #BarstoolConfessions
Life is hard for KFC, Asa's coma checklist, Feitelberg's fashion nightmares, would you move in with you GWB or would you rather hear her die? Who do you bring as a wedding date and who do you wake up on a 100 year journey to another planet?
No matter how old you get, you can still get excited for sitting at home and doing nothing on a snow day. KFC plays 1 Minute Man with SPBC, Barstool Confessions with Feits and talks orgies with Asa. Plus Love Letters about a guy that is not handling a break-up very well.
KFC and Feits talk Tim Tebow, drunk Jesus, States sex positions and then answer voicemails. After that Jax Taylor and the Summer House stop by to chat about getting blacked out in Montauk. Voicemails include: Robbie Fox challenge, bringing your clothes to a date, fish fighting, and Native Americans.
Vinny from The Jersey Shore returns to talk about his new cooking show and Westworld. Also, KFC turns 32 and regrets mailing it in but continues to mail it in. Cubicle Chronicles for office baby showers and the return of 1 Minute Man: Tebow, MJ, Netflix, Arian Foster vs. Wolf. Vinny interview starts at 40 mins.
Trent and RIggs from @ForePlayPod stop by to talk about dream foursomes and eating dead animals on the golf course. Asa, Feits and KFC decide what they will give up for Lent. What do you do if you are going on Spring Break with a girl that just dumped you? Who is in better shape: golfers or pornstars? Can you put the franchise tag on a girl so your friends can't bang her? Are people who drive without music on dangerous, raving lunatics?
Kmarko and Kelly Keegs join the crew for an Oscars wrap-up. Scarlet Johansson's fantastic/disastrous hair, boring Jessica Biel, Ryan Gosling's fake marriage, Ben Affleck's fake face, A-lister Vince Vaughn, antisemitism, and the La La Land guys being way to excited to break news that they lost. After that, Feits takes us on a lovely trip to the Spice House and KFC takes his kid(s) to Disneyland.
All voicemails edition of KFCR. How far up the food chain could you fight using only a baseball bat? Can buddies crash at your place when you live with a girl? What do you say to a coworker who gets to work too early? Can Asa smash open a cantaloupe? Call the hotline and leave a voicemail for next week's show (646) 807-8665
@ColeyMick and @TylerIAm of the #1 basketball podcast @MickstapeShow come through to talk about the sad state of the NY Knicks and the golden age of And 1 t-shirts. After that, we bring back Cubicle Chronicles to talk about the awfulness of an office birthday. Note: at the time of recording Francis still had cancer.
If you could fight one person to the death and switch lives with them if you win, who would it be? Around the World and why it's important to dance at parties. Dance Mode, Food Mode and Sex Mode (Venn diagram), VOICEMAILS start at 34:00. Is armpit hair a dealbreaker? Do chicks steal flowers on Valentine's Day? Social media pet peeves. Picking food like you pick your porn.
KFC, Asa, Feits and special guest Kelly Keegs review the Grammys and vote on the biggest asshole of the night. Plus, KFC baffles female minds when he reveals that Valentines Day is a scam perpetrated by MEN.
Trebuchets, T9 texts, using the HAHA on iphones, cultural ass appropriation, F2P and J2P, Feits' porn doppleganger, and testicles the size of boobs
If you want to bask in the misery of KFC, this is the episode for you. The Patriots win the Super Bowl in epic fashion. KFC is tormented to a spectacular degree.
KFC and Feits recap the 2nd night of the #BarstoolRundown, their encounter with Matt Albers, their obsession with Greg Olsen and the demise of an enemy.
It's the day of the Comedy Central live show! KFC and Feits sit poolside at the Totino's House and recap trying to figure out how to make a television show. Also, arm-rest wars, Houston real estate advice, time traveling Tom Brady, Feitelberg living in a little girl's room and the unholy alliance between David Portnoy and Kevin Clancy
KFC, Feitelberg and Asa are alarmingly into jaywalking. How many ha's do you text when you think something is funny? The Breakup Backslide. Hot Stalkers. Donald Glover vs. Justin Timberlake. Not drinking because of a brain bleed. Leaving your gf at airport security and the Seal Team 6 of shit talking.
KFC is having a rough time in his new home in the suburbs. Asa wins an award for being the best masturbator. Feits is disgustingly spoiled by sports success. When does semen taste like diabetes? What would Asa do in the 6-12-18-24 Challenge? Should you bring your girlfriend to watch the big game? WYR: Cum prematurely or never cum at all?
An impromptu visit from the cast of @BarstoolRadio Sirius Show to discuss Feitelberg and Dave's fashion sense. KFC lashes out at Bill Belichick, Michael Che and the celebrity dating app Raya, running for president with an alien for VP, getting a blowjob in a carwash, and shooting the stream into the clown's mouth. VOICEMAILS start at 52mins
Kevin, Asa and John talk about if the Chainsmokers are actually good, the saga of John visiting the eye doctor, whether or not it's acceptable for women to talk about their periods, and much, much more. Then, Uncle Chaps and Ginge from Barstool Idol come on the show to talk about infecting their genetics with the ginger gene and living with the curse of being a ginger.
Trump's golden showers, Melania looks like she's pee on your face, The Wall, nipple licking. VOICEMAILS start @ 42 mins What stats would you like to see from your life? How many names do you know? Is cloning masturbation of homosexual? Would you want a sext of you mom sent to you or your friends? Toilet paper for napkins or live with parents? Do you have to sit in the front seat of an Uber?
KFC, Feits and Asa wrap-up the Golden Globes: Dr. House needs Pura d"Or, Chris Pine is handsome, how to write an acceptance speech when you just got caught cheating, Donald Glover is too skinny to be a stripper, latina girls like anal, Japanese cremation poses some problems, what do you wnt your urn to be? Who would you give a kidney to? Does 90 days equal a year and a half?
KFC rants about how big the internet is, Asa tries to explain gayness on a scale of 1 to 6, BarstoolDVR: Always Sunny in Philadelphia premiere, Jan 9th is #CheatersDay, AFN: Male Chokers, and listener voicemails (42:00mins)
Happy birthday Asa Akira! KFC actually enjoys coming to work now, Asa makes candles 18 hours a day, the Mariah Meltdown, Jenny McCarthy's face, fierce debate about where to clip your nails, and the worst days to die on.
KFC and Super Producer BC get together (on Skype) to discuss buying wicker baskets and scrambled porn. All the things that the Clancy brothers remember that confirm they are really old and washed up. Weird Al Yanovic, printer paper with holes, the XFL, No Fear shirts, and KFC makes it all about aliens.
The new KFC Radio with Kevin, Feitelberg, Asa Akira and BC is off to a smashing start, so each podcaster took a look back at their favorite moment of the new show so far. Plug in, listen to the best of the KFCR, subscribe and leave a rating.
KFC puts the nail in Lena Dunham's coffin. #BarstoolDVR convo about The OA and a profound discussion about the afterlife (spoilers! 17:00-44:00). Voicemails start at 44:00 and include an update on the guy dating a hooker/hookerish girl, is a girl slutty if she carries condoms. WYR: door vs. waiter.
It's the most wonderful time of the year! The end of the year where we all mail it in and put off work till next year. Are you a phubber? #ScienceSays, Asa's threesome in Florida, The OA (No spoilers), pathetic or genius Rob Kardashian, Japanese hologram wives, and botox on your balls aka Scrotox
KFC lands his white whale! After 3 years, Buzz McCalister aka Devin Ratray from Home Alone 1 & 2 finally agrees to join the show. Also Stoolie Voicemails (47:00), a fierce debate about Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights, a tribute to Alan Thicke, and the lost verse from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.Follow us on twitter, instagram and snapchat: @KFCradio
Feitelberg tells a story so sad it literally makes Asa Akira cry in the studio. Then KFC reads emails that Feits sent himself while he got drunk alone. Also we cast the Hitler Movie, we debut #AsaThinks, how many people has Donald Trump had sex with? Who would kidnap Glenny Balls? Is the judicial system flawed? Hatchimals. And more!Follow us on twitter, instagram and snapchat: @KFCradio
Voicemails are back! But first, KFC, Feits and Asa Akira discuss going to see the tree, the "consent" version of Baby It's Cold Outside, chicks shoplifting, and the Pope and poop.VOICEMAILS start at 45 mins mark:Girls shaving their asshole The definition of "whipped" Boyfriend does babytalk How long to spend in a sperm bank Ass tattoos Nipple piercing girl follow-up Know all the answers to conspiracy theories or not Shitting out a window
KFC is a home owner, Asa is a candlemaker (chandler) and Feits is crying over Tom Brady. More cannibal news, the debut of He Said, She Said, foot fetishes, Westworld finale, Shia LeBoef's rap battle, Baby It's Cold Outside, Funkdafied, 1 Minute Man
Kevin sits down with Big Cat, Dan Katz, to get real about everything from struggling with their newfound fame and success, what drives him, their competitiveness early on in their careers, Dan's background, homesickness in New York, the end of KFC Radio, some of the hard feelings from the fallout and much, much more. Download, smash that subscribe button and listen to Big Cat like you've never heard him before.
Did Feits get laid at Couch By Couchwest? Asa getting picked up at a strip club, KFC tell a story about virtual kidnapping THEN a story even weirder than virtual kidnapping, #AllAroundTheWorld, KFC slanders donating money to starving children because of his cold black heart, rat burgers, which race of people would taste the best, more one-armed stoolies, Asa ranks the Asians, everyone hates on the outdoors, Barstool DVR: Westworld, Goliath, #AskAsa
Live in front of a sold-out Wilbur Theatre, KFC Radio presents Couch By Couchwest. KFC, Big Cat and Feitelberg said goodbye to the old KFC Radio, the podcast that started it all on Barstool, in front of over a thousand fans in Boston. Night #2 of 2.
Live in front of a sold-out Wilbur Theatre, KFC Radio presents Couch By Couchwest. KFC, Big Cat and Feitelberg said goodbye to the old KFC Radio, the podcast that started it all on Barstool, in front of over a thousand fans in Boston.
It's after the election and Donald Trump is officially America's 45th President. KFC, Feits, and Big Cat break down the election, the protests, and who they would kick out of the country if they had that option.
It's the post World Series edition of KFC Radio with KFC and Feits. They talk baseball, being oblivious when girls hit on you, and a whole lot more.
KFC, Big Cat, & Feits talk Asa Akira coming to the Barstool office, fertility tests, the Presidential debate, and paying it forward at the drive-thru.
In this weeks of KFC Radio, Kevin and Feits talk about how honest to be with someone about why you broke up with them, dating three people in a row with the same name, how long until girls can engage in butt play with their boyfriends, the New England Patriots and more.
KFC, Big Cat, and Feits talk playoff baseball, the recent clown incidents across the country, death snails, and their own personal fat moments.
KFC, Big Cat, and Feits sit down to talk what to do when you find Mom's porn, songs to play in front of your GF's dad, human stud fees, and more.
Big Cat is Big Eagle this week because the Bears suck. KFC, Feits and Big Eagle talk their worst beefs, getting adult braces, security at the office and more. Video for this episode is available on the Barstool Sports Facebook page, if you want to check that out and smash that subscribe button.
KFC, Big Cat, and Feits are back in the brand new studio at Barstool HQ to talk living in IKEA, wedding dance floor etiquette, sex with moms, and what animal they'd wander the afterlife with.
It's the first episode from the brand new Barstool podcast studio. KFC, Big Cat, & Feits talk BC's apparent love of killing animals, girls' attire at football games, and more.
It's the final episode (hopefully) using Skype. A true end of an era. KFC, Big Cat and Clem pay tribute by talking tailgate season, fighting lions or wolves, dating a girl strictly for access to the pizza, and more.
KFC's on vacation in the Hamptons but the podcast never sleeps so him, Feits, and Clem are back for another round of KFC Radio. They talk listener tweets, whether or not Justin Bieber jerks off, what to do if a GF founds old nudes, and more.
KFC, Feits, and Chaps talk basic life skills everyone should know, whether they'd take money or a gold medal, and Chaps explains what he calls "Sun Shirts"
KFC, Feits, & Big Cat wake up early to record and dig into some new voicemails. They talk 40 pound blocks of cheese, the Olympics, the election, and more.