Kermit and Friends

Elisa and Elaine Go Out of Town Oct 24, 2022

Elisa Jordana talks about her IRL streaming adventures and what's ahead for her in the near future. Elisa also interviews a pet psychic who can talk to dead people, Terri Jay.

Fun For Everyone Oct 23, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Marci Warhart, a Resiliency Coach and author of the book, The Good Stripper: A Soccer Mom’s Memoir of Lies, Loss and Lap Dances. Elisa also talks to David Essel, an addiction counsler with over 40 years of experience.

Overcoming Anxiety and Falling in Love Oct 23, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Faust Ruggiero, author of the book "How to Fix Your Anxiety." Elisa also talks to Amanda Liberty, a woman that's in love with a chandelier.

A Mini Manson Adventure Oct 09, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews author Stacey Chillemi. Elisa also talks to a stand-up comedian named Mark Hughes who spent over 5 years in prison for committing robberies when he was addicted to heroin.

Joe Pardavila Sep 28, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Joe Pardavila, former producer of the "Scott and Todd in the Morning" show on WPLJ 95.5 in New York City.

Noodles and Botter Sep 28, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews the 4'8 frontman of the Ozzy Osbourne tribute band, Little Ozzy. Elisa also talks to the top hypnotist in Hollywood, Kevin Stone, and a famous Los Angeles artist named Joey Feldman.

The Royal Kermitarian Family Sep 21, 2022

Elisa Jordana attempts to interview a woman who claims she's the North American Snow Queen, but things go awry when trolls call in. Elisa also confronts a man in his bathroom with no shower curtain.

Billy John featuring Sunny Sep 13, 2022

Elisa Jordana talks to Andy Dick's new roommate, Billy John. Elisa also hosts a relationship counseling session between past KAF guest Lala and her ex-boyfriend, Sunny.

Bob Levy Sep 07, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews follow Howard Stern Show alumni legend, Bob Levy. Elisa also talks to Presidential hopeful Anthony Hudson and meets a big troll named Noodles.

Kermitarians Unite with Flappy Aug 30, 2022

Elisa Jordana gets confronted by a weight loss expert that despises her by the name of Flappy. Elisa also interviews the punk rock band Sticky Doll and the alternative rock band Gene Wilder's Vacation.

Roommate Andy Aug 24, 2022

Andy Dick moves back in with Elisa Jordana and gets kidnapped twice throughout the week. Elisa also interviews ventriloquist April Brucker.

Lala Aug 15, 2022

After writing a highly lauded yet vicious parody song about an IRL streamber by the name of Lala, Elisa Jordana invites Lala onto Kermit and Friends to interview her. Elisa also talks to accomplished musician Nicole Markson, and Sharmin Smith goes on a passionate tirade about rape culture in the United States.

Producer Elaine Aug 13, 2022

Elisa Jordana comments on the recent controversial behavior of Kermit and Friends producer, Elaine. Elisa also interviews Ken Perlstein from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and things take a dangerous turn when Elisa gets her life threatened by a Marilyn Manson fanatic.

Pixelbat with Special Guest Onision Aug 04, 2022

Elisa Jordana breaks down how the show was hacked by a pixelated bat last week. Onision also joins the program to share his experiences with online harassment.

Elisa Elisa Aug 04, 2022

Elisa Jordana attemps to interview Don Drakulich from the band GWAR and Eileen Grubba from the TV show Sons of Anarchy, but the show gets hacked and chaos ensues.

Chicken Jul 23, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews New York Times Best Selling biographer, Brian Jay Jones, and Hollywood producer, Andre Relis. Elisa also talks to and sets up a date with her fiancée Andy Dick's boyfriend, Chicken.

Chrissie Mayr Jul 13, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews stand-up comedian and podcast host, Chrissie Mayr. They talk about dealing with trolls, their mutual feud with Stuttering John, and share their most embarrassing stories.

Alex Stein Jul 05, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews "Primetime 99" Alex Stein about his rise to prominence in the American political scene, how the death of his mother impacted his life, his comedic inspirations, whether or not they should date... among many other topics. Elisa also gets verbally assaulted by Jim Morrison's brother-in-law, Alan R. Graham.

Elisa's Birthday Party Jun 29, 2022

Elisa Jordana celebrates her birthday by interviewing three actresses: Veronica Mannion, Ariel Hart, and Raquel Gardner. Elisa also details the night before when Andy Dick made out with her best friend Elaine right in front of her.

Happy Birthday Kermit Jun 20, 2022

Kermitarians from the present and past come to together to celebrate the birthday of Elisa Jordana's late dog, Kermit.

Mr. Graham Jun 20, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Alan R. Graham, the brother-in-law of The Doors later lead singer The Doors. Elisa also talked to Alan about his days of being the right hand man of porn publisher Larry Flynt.

Inner Circle Jun 10, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews her latest suitor Kenneth, she battles an old foe named Kleenex, and her friend Sharmin Smith returns to the show.

Kenneth the Great featuring Ariel Epstein Jun 05, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews sports betting expert Ariel Epstein, host of Pregame Spread on the MLB Network. Elisa also talks to her new suitor Kenneth and has a confrontation with her co-host Weezy.

Effy May 24, 2022

Elisa Jordana's co-host Weezy battles it out with a fan who hounded Elisa to get him a job with The Howard Stern Show. Elisa also interviews a man who lives his life in a chicken suit.

OMG May 16, 2022

Elisa Jordana shares her thoughts on Andy Dick's recent arrest. Elisa also interviews RV livestreamer Captain Content about his part in Andy Dick possibly being set up.

An Enjoyable Sunday May 09, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews High Pitch Erik from The Howard Stern Show. Andy Dick also joins the show from an RV to try to win Elisa back.

Hud The Informant May 09, 2022

Trolls from the people who kidnapped Andy Dick and put him in an RV bombard Elisa Jordana with phone calls.

A Bigger Fence Apr 26, 2022

Elisa Jordana contemplates letting Andy Dick move back in with her after he's been passed around all week by different RV livestreamers, but after meeting Andy's new boyfriend, she has a change of heart.

Hero Wappy Flanker Apr 20, 2022

Andy Dick and his roommate Wappy Flanker tell Elisa Jordana about them getting swatted the day before. Elisa also interviews Tiktok ASMR star Cynthia Beaumont.

Jimmy the Christian Apr 17, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews a born again Christian that used to be a sex addicted Satanist. Elisa also checks in with Andy Dick, who has moved in with the KAF houseband Wappy.

Albert Einstein Apr 17, 2022

Andy Dick calls into Kermit and Friends a bloody mess while in Las Vegas and Elisa Jordana tries to help him.

Grunny With Marni Your Personal Wing Girl Mar 30, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Marni Kinrys, a professional wing girl for men with dating issues. Elisa also meets a fascinating woman who believes she was Albert Einstein in a past life.

The Househusband ft Patricia Krentcil (TAN MOM) Mar 26, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Patricia Krentcil, best known as "Tan Mom" from The Howard Stern Show. Elisa also details what happened after she let Andy Dick move back in with her for a 3rd time.

Lady Politico featuring Josh Denny Mar 18, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews the self-proclaimed most famous cancelled comedian on the internet: Josh Denny, the former host of Ginormous Food on The Food Network.

Happiness with Dr. Robert Puff Mar 06, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Dr. Robert Puff, an internationally recognized clinical psychologist and host of the Happiness podcast. Elisa opens up about a falling out with a family member and how she copes with the ups and downs of life.

Weezy The Great Mar 02, 2022

Elisa Jordana announces that Andy Dick has moved in with her. Elisa also tries to interview a very sensitive male nurse, she talks to a stalked victim named Kevin James, and she celebrates her co-host Weezy's birthday.

Tape Legacy Feb 22, 2022

Tape Legacy and Cake Tower perform a live concert on Kermit and Friends. Elisa Jordana also confronts Andy Dick for calling her a "climber" on national radio, and two Kermitarians announce their engagement.

Vanidoso Bob ft Karl WATP and Alex Hooper Feb 16, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, as well as Alex Hooper from America's Got Talent. Elisa and Andy Dick also watch Andy's old Super Bowl commercials, and Elisa is rejoined by a senstive old foe named Corey.

Natalie Jansen and Michael Aronin Feb 07, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews VH1 Dating Naked star Natalie Jansen and stand-up comedian Michael Aronin. Elisa also deals with TBob quitting and other drama stemming from the KAF fanclub.

Bruce Davis Jan 31, 2022

Elisa Jordana meets Bruce Davis, a man that's madly in love with Kermitarian President Sharmin Smith. Elisa also learns one of her biggest detractors John Taylor tearfully masturbated while on the phone with one of Elisa's biggest fans, Erica, against the woman's will.

A Coveted Position Jan 24, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews former Detroit mobster Alan "Gunner" Lindbloom and Falls River basketball legend "Hurricane" Mike Herren but all heck breaks loose when Alan and Mike start fighting one another.

Aunt Carol and Doctor Steve Jan 17, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews Doctor Steve from Weird Medicine and meets Adam Barta's Aunt Carol. Andy Dick also reveals on the show that he recently overdosed on Fentanyl and died.

Frog Games Jan 10, 2022

Elisa Jordana receives a handmade Frog puppet from TBob. Andy Dick also returns and goes into great detail about his sexual preferences.

The Year of the Frog Jan 10, 2022

Elisa Jordana performs "Summer Lovin" from Grease with a computerized version of Kermit the Frog. Andy Dick hates that Frog and berates Elisa for having him on her show.

Tyler Bowe Jan 10, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews actor/musician Tyler Bowe. Things go awry when Tyler's cam freezes and he gets trolled by a 51-year-old overweight guy who still lives at home with his mother.

Intimacy Education With Julia Bendis Jan 10, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews relationship expert and matchmaker Julia Bendis. They do a deep dive into Elisa's relationship history and try to figure out how Elisa can improve her choices when it comes to men.

T-Bob VS The Frog Jan 10, 2022

Elisa Jordana details all the drama and fun from her vacation break. Elisa also receives an odd request from a fan to wear a hat.

A Special Doctor Jan 10, 2022

Elisa Jordana interviews penis enhancement doctor, Dr. Victor Loria. Elisa also tries to set up her boss up with Kermitarian President Sharmin Smith but things go horribly wrong.

Jody Plauché Nov 24, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews Jody Plauché, author of the book, "Why, Gary, Why?" Elisa also confronts a firefighter who she accuses of being a 'Karen.'

Adam Barta and Liberal Larry Nov 17, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews Adam Barta. Elisa also fires Trumpster Bob as Kermit and Friends COO, announcing Liberal Larry as Bob's replacement.

The Unread Bat Nov 12, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews an accused international terrorist who goes by the name of The Unread Bat. Elisa also tries to make peace between the Bat and his arch-nemesis, Douglas M. Ducote Sr.

Bye Bye Bob Nov 02, 2021

Trumpster Bob and Sharmin Smith share scary stories for Halloween. Poach Love also returns to the show to fight with Elisa Jordana.

Anonymous Woman Oct 25, 2021

An anonymous woman talks to Elisa Jordana after former presidential candidate Sharmin Smith made some serious accusations towards a lady named Zaniah Hameen on last week's episode. Elisa also opens up about her court date that took place recently.

Cathy Oct 19, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews Cathy Gumbiner, a financial consultant for retired NFL players. Elisa also addresses Stuttering John Melendez most recent remarks about her.

Don't Start Now Oct 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana is joined by Canadian musician Laura Dawes to perform her cover of the Dua Lipa track, "Don't Start Now." Famous painter and former producer of Kermit and Friends, William Quigley, also makes a surprise return.

Spirit Machines Oct 05, 2021

Spirit Machines perform a live concert on the show. Plus, Elisa Jordana recaps her interview with Heather McDonald on The Juicy Scoop while also trying to maintain peace between her co-worker and a former co-worker who threatened to bash his head in.

Pinky Sep 28, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews Mayoral Candidate of Los Angeles County and hip-hop sensation, Diane "Pinky" Harman. Spirit Machines also joins the show to perform their hit single, "Portland."

Never Meet Your Hero Sep 21, 2021

Elisa Jordana is joined by TikTok Superstar Mogan Presely and interviews the man behind the 'Trump Unity Bridge' Rob Cortis. Also, Andy Dick returns to the show to announce that he died last week.

Drew Lane Sep 13, 2021

American radio personality Drew Lane from "The Drew and Mike Show" joins Elisa Jordana to discuss her interview with Stuttering John Melendez from last week. Also, Elisa confronts a super fan she met in person after he publicly trashed her on a different show.

Welcome Back, Dr. Rajeev Fernando Featuring Stuttering John Sep 07, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews Stuttering John Melendez, best known for his work on The Howard Stern Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Reknown infectious disease doctor Fernando Rejeev also returns to Kermit and Friends to discuss COVID-19 vaccines.

The Drama Queen of Beverly Hills Sep 07, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews aggressive dog trainer James Tsai, otherwise known as Arf Arf Bark Bark. Also, someone finally accepts Trumpster Bob's special challenge and he backs out.

Nobody Wins In A War Sep 07, 2021

Andy Dick returns to the show and Elisa Jordana asks him to get back together with her. Elisa is also joined by John and Kelly Taylor, a married couple who hates Mark Connors, a man Elisa interviewed a couple of weeks back.

Hello, Sigmond Sep 07, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews author Nichole Hawkins. Gene Wilder's Vacation also joins the show to play his new song featuring Andy Dick.

Welcome Back, Elisa Part 2 Sep 07, 2021

Elisa Jordana returns after a 1 week vacation to Myrtle Beach. Elisa talks about her trip while 2 Kermitarians meet in person to try the "Stinky Fish Challenge" and special musical guest Lexa Terrestrial performs.

Welcome Back, Elisa Jul 27, 2021

Elisa Jordana returns to Kermit and Friends after taking zero weeks off. She interviews country music star Mark Connors and also talks to an online sexual predator hunter named T Coy.

Leave of Absence Jul 27, 2021

Elisa Jordana announces that she's going on vacation. Plus, the Kermit and Friends house band Sigmond and Wappy have a huge fight on air.

Unhappily Vaxxed Jul 17, 2021

Elisa Jordana gets vaccinated a day before the show and explains how she feels about it. Elisa also interviews actress Laura Meadows and motivational speaker Chip Baker.

God Bless America Jul 06, 2021

Elisa Jordana details her recent break-up with Andy Dick. Elisa also interviews an American Army veteran for July the 4th.

Happy Birthday Elisa Jul 01, 2021

Elisa Jordana spills the tea about how her fiancé Andy Dick was arrested the night before her birthday show. Also, Elisa interviews the high profiled sports agent of Trevor Bauer, Rachel Luba.

Happy Father's Day Jun 24, 2021

Elisa Jordana's dad Craig joins the show for Father's Day and meets Andy Dick for the first time.

Roasted Jun 15, 2021

Elisa Jordana gets roasted by Alex Hooper from America's Got Talent. Plus, Andy Dick shares why his trip to Las Vegas got cancelled.

Police Chief William Blair Anderson Jun 10, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews the Chief of Police from St. Cloud, Minnesota, William Blair Anderson. Andy Dick also joins the show to talk about the broken ankle he suffered that weekend.

Welcome Back, Flesh (Featuring Business Coach Erika Atkins) Jun 03, 2021

Elisa Jordana conducts a part 2 interview with Flesh-N-Bone from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, and also receives relationship advice from business/love coach Erika Atkins. Plus, a new Kermit and Friends star named Sigmond Twayne makes his debut.

I'm Sorry, Lizzie Weinstein May 26, 2021

Elisa Jordana opens up about making her stand-up comedy debut the night before with Best of SF Stand-Up Comedy. Plus, Tyler Hutton joins the show to sing a few songs.

Lizzie Featuring Flesh-n-Bone and Onision May 18, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews Flesh-n-Bone from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and Lizzie Harding from Infowars. Onision also joins the show to help drive discussions with both of them.

Happy Mother's Day! May 11, 2021

Andy Dick moves into Elisa Jordana's apartment... it does not go well. Also, Elisa interviews a limousine driver and talks to some of Andy's other roommates.

Jesse Heiman May 04, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews the actor regarded by many as the most popular extra in Hollywood, Jesse Heiman. Andy Dick also throws a big party at his house with his friends during the show.

Lucas 6:27 Apr 27, 2021

Elisa Jordana goes over a confrontation she had with Andy Dick's lover and ex-boyfriend Lucas earlier in the week. Also, Sharmin Smith opens up about the hardships she's face since her bid for Presidency in 2020.

Child of God Apr 20, 2021

Elisa Jordana performs a new song she wrote for her fiancé, Andy Dick. Andy's boy toy Lucas also joins the show to argue with Elisa and Kermit's friends.

Regulus Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews Aaron Ozee, author of the hit children's book, Regulus. Elisa also shares details of the scary altercation she had with Andy Dick the day prior. Andy joins the show to give his side of the story as well.

Happy Easter! Apr 14, 2021

It's Easter Sunday at the Kermitarian Church and Elisa Jordana gets bombarded with masturbation videos from Eric Riggs as she is also joined by Muslims, Jews, Christians, and Dicks.

Dr. Roy Alabado Apr 14, 2021

Mental health expert Dr. Roy Alabado joins the show this week to give advice to Elisa Jordana regarding her volatile relationship with Andy Dick. Elisa also has a big fight with her former producer and friend, William Quigley.

Onision Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana has an in-depth interview with highly controversial Youtube sensation, Onision. They discuss his rise to fame and every allegation that's been made against him. Elisa's fiancé Andy Dick also joins the show from Elisa's roof.

Tony Ricca WWE Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews former WWE Superstar, Tony Ricca. Also, a huge fight takes place between Elisa's fiancé Andy Dick and her former co-worker, Eric Riggs.

Dr. David Amron Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews one of the top plastic surgeons in all of Los Angeles, Dr. David Amron. Elisa also meets Andy Dick's son, her potential future son-in-law, Jacob, for the first time.

Bad Fiancé Apr 14, 2021

Fallout from last week's show where Andy Dick made out with another woman during Elisa Jordana's interview with Vicky T. Also, Elisa gets sexually harrassed by William Quigley and she meets a lot of new puppet friends.

Vicky T Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana was once the main keytar player and back-up singer in the band Cobra Starship. However, she was replaced by Victoria Asher, who now goes by Vicky-T. For the first time ever, Elisa and Vicky-T meet as they discuss their side of each situation regarding Cobra Starship.

Love Apr 14, 2021

It's Valentine's Day and Elisa Jordana is marrying Andy Dick! Or she is?! A new suitor by the name of Hythum joins the show in an attempt to steal Elisa away from Andy.

Doctor Fernando Apr 14, 2021

One of the top infecious disease doctors in the World, Dr. Rajeev Fernando joins Kermit and Friends to share all his knowledge on COVID-19 and the upcoming vaccinations. Also, Elisa Jordana get proposed to by Andy Dick!

Fun Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana is joined this week by a hunky actor/musician and one of Andy Dick's most frequent collaborators, Paris Dylan. Elisa also interviewed self-proclaimed life coach Brad Kohn and children's musician SNOOKNUK.

Forgiveness Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana interviews her mentor and New York Bestselling author, Susan Shapiro. Elisa and Susan discuss Susan's new book, The Forgiveness Tour: How to Find the Perfect Apology. Moreover, Andy Dick and William Quigley both return to Kermit and Friends to try to settle their differences with one another.

William Quigley The Great Apr 14, 2021

Famous painter William Quigley gets an episode named after him when he throws a tantrum over the lack of attention he's received from Elisa Jordana since she met Andy Dick last week. Elisa and William try to work out their differences, and Andy Dick rejoins the show from a bathtub.

The Ekklesia Featuring Andy Dick Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana is joined in the Kermitarian Church by famous actor/comedian Andy Dick to discuss his career and have some fun. Elisa also interviews one of the co-founders of MTV, Nyhl Henson, and she meets a woman in a bitter divorce battle straight out jail by the name of Elizabeth Harding.

Tall Dark And A Handful Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana finally meets the man behind all the comments on her Youtube channel by the name of Tall Dark and AHandful. Elisa also interviews highly controversial internet figure Ethan Ralph.

A Work of Art Apr 14, 2021

Famous painter William Quigley joins Kermit and Friends to present an original painting to Laurie. Also, Elisa Jordana plays cupid as she tries to set up Wendy from The Howard Stern Show with the host of the KAF Wrap-Up Show, Corey.

Calamari Christmas Apr 14, 2021

Christmas is right around the corner and Elisa Jordana is ready to fry some octopi! Elisa interviews Hollywood movie producer Andre Relis and also has a chat with internet sensation Billy the Fridge. Moreover, Elisa sets her neighbor Brandon up with a hot guy in Minnesota named Supertramp.

Brandon's Birthday Party Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana's neighbor Brandon has a birthday this week and Elisa is planning to throw him a big party! Wendy from The Howard Stern Show joins Elisa as they try to give Brandon the best birthday of his life.

Alexander Octopus Cortez Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana met an octopus named Alexander Octopus Cortez last week and instantly fell in love! Elisa performs a song she wrote for him and shoots her shot on this week's episode. Could AOC possibly resist a beauty such as Elisa Jordana?

Alan the Hypnotist Apr 14, 2021

A hypnotist named Alan joins Kermit and Friends to have a chat with Elisa Jordana and help her through some issues. However, the session between the two gets interrupted by UK ANTIFA members and Alan goes off! Elisa also meets a pink octopus named Alexander Octopus Cortez.

Laurie The Muslim Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana had a deep conversation with her Muslim friend Laurie last week. She was inspired to name the show after her. Would Laurie stand Elisa up like Tim did?! Also, Elisa meets a trucker who's looking to spoil a pretty woman for Christmas.

Tim Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana was impressed with Tim from last week's episode so she named this week's episode after him! Hear all about why as Elisa also shares dating stories and has nice talks with her neighbor Brandon, co-host Sugar, and many others.

Sunday Church Service Part 2 Apr 14, 2021

Elisa Jordana opens up about the traumatic experience she endured when her precious dog Kermit passed away. She talks it over with her friends Sugar, Eric, Ryan, and many others. Also, Elisa finds a potential romantic connection with a guy named Tim.

Sunday Church Service Apr 14, 2021

The Kermitarian Church is open for business! Elisa Jordana welcomes everyone to the new version of her podcast, Kermit and Friends! In the debut episode, Elisa talks with her friends Sugar, Chad, and many others about her newfound religious awakening.

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