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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too – straight from the nation’s sweetheart.

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Space - A Red Flag Nov 19, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about it being suggested that she should go on THE PILL!? Also, by now you know Donald Trump is 47th President of What's Left Of America and Nicole Sherzinger has possibly dumbed herself out of a Tony Award by alienating her 'would-be' voting demographic. You can't be good at everything. Also, Olivia Rodrigo announces that when it comes to dating, a man who wants to go to space is a 'red flag'. We at Telling Everybody Everything couldn't agree more. x

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My Neighbour Is In a Cult Nov 14, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a week of red carpets and luxury car rides. Who decides who Hollywood's next 'IT' kids are going to be? Plus, your letters on problematic family members, a new partner being miffed about deceased ex's ashes in the home, little ones' words for anatomy, whether or not to warn a company that their employee may be luring vulnerable clients INTO A CULT, and when writing in for advice backfires. x

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Daughter Sentenced For Putting Dad's Mistress' Pics on Escort Site Nov 05, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the VERY ILLEGAL and low key sort of iconique (BUT WRONG BAD) behaviour of a daughter scorned. On the subject of WICKED, Ariana answers Elvira's accusation that she was less than friendly backstage and Cynthia Erivo feels 'erased' by fan art. Nick Cannon is talking again for some reason and a TikTok user faces backlash over her apparent 'breeding fetish'. Tony Hinchcliffe leaps into hot water over his roast jokes at a Trump political rally and Katherine finds out today is election day. x

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Domingo Nov 02, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the allure of prioritising yourself instead of waiting to be made a priority. Are you one of the 150 million (and growing) people who've seen the 'Domingo' SNL sketch where Ariana Grande sings badly? What does its success mean for everyone involved? Plus, your letters on dental hygiene, your fiancé becoming more devout in his religion, being 'done' with baby making, body talk with small children and WHAT do Bobby's tattoos really mean? x

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Sleep Divorce Oct 23, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about 'sleep divorce' - when couples decide to sleep in separate bedrooms. People have STRONG opinions on this and compared to the boomers, younger couples are more flexible about all aspects of their relationships, including sleeping arrangements. One woman shares her story of how sleep divorce led to real divorce. Also, Mariah Carey won't stumble into unforgiving lighting, Khloe Kardashian undergoes some facial reconstruction after having a tumour removed from her face (not Tristan, the other one), Cardi B talks post-pregnancy titties and Heidi Klum poses in lingerie with her 20 year old daughter. Katherine is in Niagara Falls to film Canada's Got Talent and meets her new bestie, Shania Twain!!! x

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Love Bombed By A Taken Man Oct 22, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the danger of going into a stranger's hotel room and she's answering YOUR questions on celeb pneumonia deaths related to cocaine use, 'Can Anybody Match My Dental Hygiene Freak?', being love bombed by a taken man, a friend's 'straight' boyfriend sleeping with men on the side, a daughter's moustache, and the appropriate time to have a break up intervention. x

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God Bless Fenna Grace Oct 17, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about losing her voice during a very busy week of shows, flights, filming, assessments, and the Mayfield event of the DECADE....Fenna Grace's Christening in St Joseph's Church. Also, can you ever be a casual heroin user? Is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still relevant? And WHO painted the Sisteen Chapel for REAL? x

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Q&A in Stockholm Oct 06, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week in Stockholm, Sweden as she answers text messages from the audience at the beautiful Filedelfia venue with its own incredible LED screen. Comedians, if you're going to film a stand-up special, DO IT HERE. Such lovely people, the Swedes. x

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Offset's Offspring Oct 04, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being on tour in Europe whilst navigating the trials and tribulations of Violet and Fred's assessments for sixth form and reception - respectively. Performers appreciate a keen audience, but Katherine's fine for you to bring along your grumpy German husband. As DNA and Data website and PHARMACY 23andMe hang on by a thread (or strand of stolen genetics), Katherine regrets giving them her unique sample and reminisces about all the info you could get about disease and health traits back when they first launched. Also, updates on the P Diddy saga, and finally Offset is upset by cheating (never his own though) as pregnant Cardi B finally gets her own back! Karma. Plus Lana Del Ray ditches Hollywood boys to marry a man....in a ditch? x

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Not To Be Rude... Sep 24, 2024

Katherine's Telling EverybodyEverything about her day with the kids at gymnastics and softplay and the ONLY thing that's troublesome about being recognised in public. Also, maybe skip through a few Menendez episodes if you're following the series on Netflix. Yeesh. Plus, your letters on cheating after ten years, what's appropriate to tell your boyfriend's family, a lad who gets bored 'working from home', keeping secrets at work, and some advice on what to do with Fred starting school. x

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Freaks and Freak Offs Sep 23, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how the first ten shows of the 100 show tour are going and ponders whether to court a Tik Tok audience. P Diddy seems to be finally going down for his years of alleged racketeering and overconsumption of baby oil while famed Jackass star, Steve-O takes a u-turn. Plus, Katherine and Bobby revisit the Menendez murders that took place when they were children but are being rehashed in the new Netflix series, 'Monsters'. TIGGER WARNING: Bobby still won't get close enough to the microphone. x

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How To Be Popular in a Brothel Sep 15, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from PRAGUE, answering your emails this week about when women cheat, changing careers, how to make friends in a sex work environment, what to do when your boss hires his useless girlfriend to assist you, more off-label uses for Ozempic, and how to tackle Canadian homelessness. x

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From Teen Spirit to Middle-Aged Divorce? Sep 13, 2024

Katherine's in Helsinki Telling Everybody Everything about the REAL industry rumours behind Dave Grohl's announcement that he has fathered a baby girl outside his 21 year marriage. Yuck. Also, are Taylor Swift and bestie Brittany Mahomes beefing over politics? Katherine wonders when to send toddlers to school full time and praises idiot Lottie Moss for being honest about her Ozempic overdose while Kourtney Kardashian comes out with her own Lemme version of the drug. Bafflingly, someone's dating Casey Anthony and Katy Perry performs at the VMAs on 'the first day of her period'. x

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Our Teen Son is NOT The Father Sep 08, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her commitment to customer service and how she might cancel a fancy Paris hotel thanks to a sign from the hospitality Gods. After spending the weekend running around in search of European blood thinners, Katherine answers questions about pets, brothel social etiquette, Chapell Roan's reluctance towards public consumption and what to do when you're grieving the news that your teenaged son is NOT the father. Plus, sound advice for the Yoga Studio Whistleblower whom listeners are BEGGING to go the full distance by reporting a bad man. x

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Rainbow Park Sep 06, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a designated 'homeless encampment' (?!?!?) in her hometown of Sarnia, Ontario that's driving residents mad. Drug dependency is a very complicated subject, but rounding addicts up together like a chicken pox party doesn't seem to be a solution that sits well with taxpayers. How can we help? Also, Ozempic has gone too far in Hollywood and Katherine believe's it's the thing that will finally end fat phobia. The Ryan-Kootstra household continues filming their reality show as Katherine departs for the European leg of her tour show BATTLEAXE all alone. Also, queuing for Oasis tickets, dynamic pricing, Katy Perry's strange interview, Lily Allen's dog goes back, and more. x

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Yoga Studio Update Aug 30, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about WHAT THE LADY DID after first writing to ask advice about seeing a grown married man with a fifteen year old 'love interest' aka VICTIM OF ABUSE being affectionate in a yoga studio. Spoiler alert: she rang the girl's mother. Nice. PLUS, an update from the girl whose boyfriend was encouraging a friendship (or maybe more) with his exes. Plus, colour readings, Bobby lovers and haters, 'Should I Sleep With Him Before I Leave?', and a plea to scan all men's brains routinely. x

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Unwelcome To The Scottish Fold Aug 29, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet strutting out of the house alone one day and returning with a kitten she wasn't allowed to have. Is this the beginning of the end? Violet joins the podcast to discuss her decision and also recounts fainting at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. PLUS, J-Lo and Ben Affleck are getting a divorce (which we've known for months) and Jennifer's PR team are working overtime to soften her public image. Speaking of splits, Tommy Fury and Molly Mae seem to be posting instagram thanks at the exact same intervals. What's really going on there? x

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Does Scott Peterson Have Brain Damage? Aug 26, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about breaking her rule of NOT passively consuming femicide for entertainment. The haunting documentary about the disappearance of Laci Peterson brought back memories of seeing the story on the news in real time, and offered new insights into a theory we have about what might be wrong with Scott Peterson's actual BRAIN. Plus, your letters on bringing young ones to Frozen, Sliding Door Problems, High-Achieving Women being annoyed by everyone else, a garbage-fire of a boyfriend who is pushing his lady to make 'friends' with his exes, and why Katherine should stop giving medical advice. x

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Blake Lively - Too Demure? Aug 21, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about date night at Magic Mike London, Violet's time in the medic tent at Taylor Swift Eras Tour, why everyone suddenly turned against Blake Lively and some very demure, very mindful odds and ends. We're not like the other girls. We don't do too much. x

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Furious Aug 16, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's celebrity breakup that took us all by surprise. (It's mean, but my job is to punch people in the face BUT WITH WORDS. A boxer won't be offended). Plus, listener letters about teen safeguarding and advice for last week's badminton coaches, 'why do we keep putting women in subcultures?', slutshamed by a slag, western Canada on fire, creepy tik tok and an exciting request from hip hop legend, Joe Budden. x

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Internet Breaking Aug 14, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the struggle to remember ten things today and coming back from the house with only a pickle sandwich instead of the ten things. We do NOT appreciate an interval at Peppa Pig Live, though it gave Katherine a chance to make a friend and fellow fan of full disclosure. The Olympics have gifted us with yet another viral moment from Paris where Rachel 'RAYGUN' Gunn represents Australia with a wild and wacky breaking performance. The 'she's only a little woman' defence doesn't sit right with us. Not at all. x

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Should I Raise My Baby With My Sugar Daddy? Aug 09, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to deal with life's pesky problems as well as learning lots of new things from beloved listeners. This week, a woman was raised in a fringe catholic trad women cult, an OBGYN demystifies and debunks claims that Imane is not a woman, a listener suggest that GHOSTING may be a symptom of ADHD, a mom of boys offers support to another experiencing gender disappointment, a pregnant woman on a walk sends a beautifully articulate rage-filled message of praise, a badminton coach has trouble with teens, and a 23 year old wonders whether to raise her baby with her sugar daddy. Lucky for some....x

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His Pole Vaulted His Dreams Aug 07, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the marked tonal shift as the mainstream media who've long been very comfortable blatantly objectifying women's bodies on the front page are all of a sudden bulge-obsessed after years of pearl-clutching at the mere thought of a hefty member. Anthony Ammirati of Team France wishes he served a little less POLE and a little more VAULT last week as his Olympic dreams were dashed. Also, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, they're making a Britney Spears movie, and Robert Kennedy JR speaks openly about a mad prank with a baby bear. Plus, is Taylor Swift engaged? x

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Can I Ban Dad's Mistress From His Funeral? Aug 04, 2024

Katerine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to navigate life's dilemmas. Today, a woman wants to ban her father's mistress from attending his funeral, a listener wonders whether Violet has impacted wisdom teeth, the 'going down' guy goes MISSING, lots of people recommend s*x guru, Jenny Keane, someone is sick with the dreaded breakup hangover, a woman struggles with gender disappointment, a single mum feels miffed and alone in a sea of trash men, and a gal wonders whether her BF's secretweed habit is a sign of more lies to come. (It is). x

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Are Men Turning Us Against Each Other? Aug 03, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the greatest comeback performance of all time as Céline Dion closed out the 2024 Summer Olympic Ceremony with Edith Piaf’s “Hymne A L'Amour” at the foot of the Eiffel Tower. 'Ballerina Farms' Hannah Neeleman's day-to-day as detailed by Megan Agnew in The Sunday Times interview goes super viral as the phenomenon of TRAD WIVES seems to be growing in momentum. Meanwhile, 'Single Cat Ladies' get their claws out and we ask ourselves - are men actually smart enough to be turning feminists against each other? x

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Texting His Mistress During School Panto Jul 26, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to solve your dilemmas of the week. Bobby is challenged on his conspiracy theories, an educator tells us we only need 5 GCSEs, we're signing a petition to stop a p**do from competing for Netherlands in the Olympics, cosmetic surgery abroad leaves a woman TOO HOT for her husband, a bunch of men are cheating again....(but should we be whistle blowers or what!?!) and a woman despairs about an over-enthusiastic oral-loving husband. xx

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A Costly Breakup Jul 25, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an allergic reaction to bacon. She's been filming a really ambitious and creative new format this week with some of her favourite people whilst also going through an awkward breakup with a trade company. Do you struggle to quit the gym, part ways with your childhood dentist, or 'break up' a professional relationship? Plus. Shannen Doherty's funeral etiquette, rumours about Kim Cattrall, Armie Hammer is still talking, a US election round up for anyone following THAT garbage fire, plus Cooking With The Stars launches soon wherein Katherine has positioned herself as......the villain. x

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Is My Husband An Alcoholic? Jul 19, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to solve your dilemmas of the week. Alcoholic husband? I got you. Man dating a teen in your yoga studio? All over it. Boyfriend checking out other women? Let me at him. Plus, replies from listeners to the man who previously wrote in asking how to deal with his daughter not wanting to spend time with him, husband who is bad at oral, a local milk bank says hi and much more. x

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Bobby's Conspiracies Jul 17, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about HUGE events of the week including the European Soccer Championship Sports Contest featuring The Male Lionesses and Donald Trump getting actually SHOT. Wow. Bobby joins to share his doubts about a lot of what the government and media tell us. Plus, Katy Perry's ironically titled comeback flops, three celebrity deaths, Kim K stuns at the Ambani wedding and is Alec Baldwin a c*cksucker? x

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Post-Nut Clarity HATE Jul 12, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she invites Bobby K to weigh in on your letters and share his experiences without judgement or too much criticism. This week, we answer your letters on long lost loves, hateful daughters, the dangers of viral street interviews, and misbehaving cottage kids. x

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The Rise and RISE of Celebrity NDAs Jul 10, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her trip to Germany to watch England vs Netherlands in the Euros semi-final. Crowds, Noise, Beer and Atmosphere. LOVE IT. After 14 years in power, the Tories were handed their most forceful flogging in the party's 200+ year history as America and its politics still hangs in the balance. Plus, are we entering the NDA Era? The new legal normal of the 21st century sees Non Disclosure Agreements for everybody and everything. Will dating ever be the same? Finally, Fred struggles with the abstract concept of time. x

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Pregnant From One Night Stand Jul 05, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about MORE listeners being possibly catfished by celebs. Bobby K joins as a growing community of listeners come together to advise the lady considering breaking up with her partner as she's not up to the job of raising his kids. A Scottish police officer AGREES that the listener who thinks she may have been targeted by a fake officer on a dark country road. Katherine's car expertise wins a woman her boyfriend's respect and a pub quiz. Plus, a listener is pregnant from a one night stand and doesn't quite know what to do. x

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Holly Willoughby Kidnap Plot Jul 03, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the SERIOUSNESS of the alleged Holly Willoughby kidnap plot. Was the defendant's behaviour fantasy or could he have carried out his plan? Does it matter? Have you been following the trial and what do you expect the verdict to be? All very sad and we wish her safety and healing at this DISGUSTING news as the trial unfolds. Truly sickening. Bobby needs media training. Also, Fenna carries around a 'Happy Birthday Mum' balloon seemingly forever while Katherine's sister Kerrie flies in for a celeb-filled visit. Does Pierce Brosnan really look like Katherine's dad? Plus, as 'Hawk Tuah' girl gains representation in Hollywood and Justin Timberlake's apparent toxicology reports are released, Katherine wonders whether all publicity is good publicity. x

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Nearly Murdered On A Country Road? Jun 28, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody ALMOST Everything about the listener who wrote in last week feeling concerned for her friend who was apparently in a relationship with a major A lister. She's been back I touch to SAY THE NAME to help Katherine get to the bottom of this. Also, a woman is berated in a pub garden while bystanders do absolutely nothing. Can a woman stay with her perfect boyfriend if she isn't fully prepared to become a lifelong carer to his children? A listener's parenting style clashes with her friend's and she wonders whether she can keep the relationship under such circumstances. Plus, was a listener nearly murdered on a country road? Please send your letters to TellingEverybodyEverything@gmail.com

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Raw Dogging Jun 27, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a DYI project gone horribly wrong, resulting in a catastrophic tidy up for Bobby K who joins us to discuss. Netherlands football team unfortunately may have had a bad luck charm on their side at the Euros last week, Justin Timberlake's what world tour could be impacted by a bad choice, Katy Perry teams up with disgraced Dr Luke, and apparently none of Katherine's neighbours like her. Mainly, we explore the new male-dominated trend of RAW DOGGING on long haul flights and we celebrate Gypsy Rose Blanchard coming out as Bisexual to wrap up a wonderful pride month. Your letters will be included in the next episode. x

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Tree Surgeons Jun 20, 2024

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything between blasts of noise from the tree surgeons who are very RUGGED and passionate about what they do, so snap one up romantically if you can. It's been a birthday bonanza in the Ryan-Kootstra household as both Violet and Fred celebrate having the same due date over a decade apart. Katherine attended Dr. Nina's new clinic opening, Michelle De Swarte's screening of her show SPENT, learned about marketing from MailChimp, jetted off to NYC, opened for Theo Von's sold out UK tour, and was visited by the police so suffice to say, it's been an eventful time. Also, your letters on when to date after a breakup, cheating, and more. x

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Hot Rodent Jun 07, 2024

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Trump's guilty verdict and the threat of his supporters 'breaking point' if he's sentenced to jail. It's birthday party season in the Ryan-Kootstra household and Katherine struggles to keep the festivities on budget. Celebrity men are hilariously dubbed 'Hot Rodents' while working class cosplayer, Nigel Farage gets hit with a second milkshake, Alec Baldwin and his Spanish-but-not-born-there yogi wife, Hilaria announce their family reality show, Miriam Margoyles is slagging people off again and J-Lo cancels her tour. Plus, your letters and advice for last week's listeners x

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Bobby's Boys Trip May 29, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about that red carpet usher in Cannes who went viral after rushing a few stars (notably Kelly Rowland) off the iconic steps. Nepobaby chat, as Vivienne Jolie drops 'Pitt' from her surname and was North West set up??? Plus, Celine Dion's trailer IS HERE while Bobby IS NOT. A different man steps in to sleep at the house each night as Bobby jets off for a boys golf trip in Arizona. Also, your letters on aspirin for pregnancy, becoming a trad mom, deadbeat dads and more. x

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God Says Marry An NFL Player May 23, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the problem with Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker's commencement speech correcting the 'diabolical lies' told to career women amongst other subjects. It seems like things are going from bad to worse for show-cancelling J-Lo who is allegedly navigating divorce from Ben Affleck who claims TEMPORARY INSANITY on marrying her in the first place. You and every married person ever, Ben. Plus, Fred gets his tonsils out and bounces back like a champ. Also, your letters on the mispronunciation of MarCHAYsa, fancying Hobbits, trusting your gut and more. x

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The Red Carpet Ecosystem May 15, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending the BAFTA TV Awards last Sunday night where a true style icon was born as Violet Ryan made her BAFTA red carpet debut looking as nonplussed to be there as she did chic. Serving fashion and peak teenage angst, she gave us modern-day Tia from Uncle Buck (a movie made a cool 20 years before her birth, which just goes to show - some things never change). We are OBSESSED with Violet, the most popular girl in the Ryan-Kootstra household. She is the moment. She is livid. She is disgusted that we exist. Katherine's mother, Julie is also in town to collect her birthday gift from the ONLY cosmetic surgeon Katherine would trust in the UK to do a facelift. Also, 41 year old Anne Hathaway sparks confusion as she takes on the role of a 40 year old mother of a teenager in her newest film. Plus, your letters on having another baby with your ex, women's unique flight or fight strategies, coaching your new partner in the bedroom, full disclosure about your past and more. x

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Lake Como May 10, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her cancelled show at the Netflix Festival and LA and how she and Bobby turned lemons into lemonade by taking a last minute trip to Lake Como, Italy instead! Also, Nikki Glazer DOMINATED at the roast of Tom Brady like we knew she would. Women are KILLERS. Not in the forest or in life really, but many of them certainly seem to have a knack for comedy roasts and we would have loved to see Sarah Tiana, Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer and many others on that same bill. Where were they? Oh, Kim K is a comedian now; we had forgotten. Tom Brady's ex wife, Gisele Bündchen most certainly IS NOT. Plus, your letters on cheating exes, angry husbands, dairy farms, friends lost to sex work, and more. x

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Should We Hire Extras for Fred? May 03, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about plans for Fred's 3rd birthday party. How much is too much when it comes to indulging a toddler? When it comes to women's health, anecdotal evidence rarely matches the official advice from your doctor so Katherine was confused to have a 75 day cycle following a hysteroscopy in Feb. Barbara Streisand commits an instagram faux pas on Melissa McCarthy's page, Britney seems increasingly unwell, Jerry-ATRIC Seinfeld is tired of the woke-police, and when alone in a forest, women would choose to be confronted by a bear over a man. Plus, closure from the ramen lady herself (!!!) and your letters on an art gallery wanker, breastfeeding in public, sexual chemistry and more. x

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Bargain Holidays Apr 25, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bargain Holidays, a new series with Joe Wilkinson premiering on Channel 4 Thursdays at 10pm. Traveling around with Joe trying to find vacation deals was a lot of fun until it wasn't. Also, Katherine wonders whether it's okay to live in Canada, America or other colonised countries....and is it okay to bring a breastfeeding baby to a comedy show? Two ends of the importance spectrum I guess. Plus, Kim vs Taylor, Celine Dion's recovery, Gen Zs are meeting up IRL and your letters on what REALLY happened to that ramen, trophy husbands and leaving a cheater. x

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Juice is Loose Apr 17, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Nicole Brown-Simpson's killer dying of karma. Hannah Waddingham is obviously a queen but how out of line WAS that photographer who asked her to 'show us some leg' on the Olivier red carpet over the weekend? It's Bobby's birthday on Friday and the Ryan-Kootstra family are headed to the farm. After her trip to Dubai, Katherine is never flying business or first class again. Gypsy Rose Blanchard launches a deeply predictable foray into reality dating show fame, plus your emails on fatherhood, secret sex toys, mum's overseas fling and MUCH (trigger warning - don't listen to it) more. x

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Life's a B...and Her Pu$$y Wet Apr 10, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an exciting weekend of taking Violet to meet YouTube Stars and Fred entering the preschool birthday party circuit. Bobby loses a golf tournament while Rihanna graces the cover of Interview Magazine with a no-holds-barred chat about life, plastic surgery, and motherhood. Katherine prepares to fly to Dubai for her first ever show at the Dubai Opera, Calvin Harris' wife is a secret Swiftie, and MANY people write in about kinks. x

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What Would You Do For Your Sister? Apr 03, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the love story that's sweeping the nation - conjoined twin Abby Hensel gets married. What does that mean for her sister, Brittany? We know you have QUESTIONS....luckily the twins are happy to answer EVERYTHING. Also, Katherine gets into a neighbourhood tiff over a parking space, and with regards to the titular question in last week's episode, P HE DID, apparently. Plus, your letters on coparenting with your gay male friend, withholding wedding photos, and advice for listeners on dealing with death. x

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P Did He? Mar 27, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the alleged 'Hip Hop Epstein Ring' of extortion, blackmailing and human trafficking. P Diddy's mansion is raised this week as he flees in a private jet. What's going on here? Who else could be involved? The story develops..... Also, a disturbing documentary about child star exploitation is available to stream in the UK this week and Kate Middleton's harrowing announcement shouldn't make you feel badly about making photoshop jokes. Plus, your letters on cheating husbands, distant Christian parents, and whether Tik Tok knows you're gay. x

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The Ambani Pre-Wedding and I Cut My Finger Off Mar 09, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an accident which turned her into a Grey's Anatomy cast member. Did you SEE the £120M Ambani pre-wedding featuring a £9M performance by Rihanna!?! We delve into Bradley Cooper's NUDE attitude and ask whether you'd be comfortable being naked around your kids. Kate Middleton resurfaces and The Kelce brothers have easy access to their emotions. Plus, your letters on old dads dating young, a miserable husband needing help, when to move in a boyfriend and more. x

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Norovirus and The Black Epstein?! Mar 04, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a HORRIFIC brush with death as she was struck with Norovirus or food poisoning or tight-corset-disease whilst hosting The Prince's Trust Gala Dinner. Plus, shock allegations about P Diddy are detailed in a lawsuit with court documents containing, names, photos and TEA. Also, Glasgow goes viral after the mess of an attempt at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory Immersive Experience. And your letters on tonsils, telling parents the truth, clingy mother in laws, and silly lipo guilt. x

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Coming To a Stage Near YOU! Feb 24, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about GOING ON TOUR with a brand NEW show! Tickets for Katherine Ryan: BattleAxe will be available from Friday March 1st and she's definitely coming to a city or town near you. She's learned a lot since touring when Fred was born and will be doing things a little bit differently this time. Plus, Billie Eilish gets into trouble with the TikTok microceleb gang, Paris Hilton loves being a nepobaby but it's not for everyone, and the Kardashians are selling their used and unwanted goods online but...where is the money going? Also, your letters on secret baby's fathers, gambling addictions, being jobless and more. x

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Did She Really BLANK Celine Dion!?!? Feb 16, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending many red carpets this week, meeting The Queen, and our Fenna leaving some of her placenta behind. Also, she's catching up on a whirlwind week for Taylor and Taylor's Boyfriend as they dominate both the Grammy's and the SuperBowl...but did she really BLANK Celine Dion? Parental Guidance launches on W Channel Mondays at 9pm and all episodes are available to stream for free on UKTV Play. Are you watching it and if so, what are your thoughts? Many letters to catch up on regarding teen medical autonomy, sperm conquests, threesomes, an ex checking your phone and creepy men at it again. x

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We're Pronouncing Taylor's Boyfriend's Name Wrong! Feb 03, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a horrifying mistake at a recent celeb party that left her shaken AND stirred. As physicists everywhere work furiously to crunch the numbers on how Taylor Swift will travel across time zones to make it to the Super Bowl on time, we find out that we've been pronouncing Travis Kelce's name wrong this entire time! The heated feud between Nikki Minaj and Meghan Thee Stallion comes to a boil, plus your letters on teenaged autonomy, reminiscing with an ex turned BAD, and more potty training. x

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Oscar Snubs any Paychecks Jan 27, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Sex in The City catalogue being conquered by Netflix in the streaming wars! Are Gen Z's Brody's age ready for the unfiltered content of THAT SHOW? Carrie's iconic tutu sold for tens of thousands while Samantha strolls onto set for ten minutes and allegedly bags a cool million for her trouble. Katherine shares a controversial opinion about the Barbie movie Oscar snubs that might lose her a few feminist friends....also, your letters on cheating, handsy PE teachers, and navigating religious objections to school curriculum in your marriage. x

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Mean Girls and How Often We Do It Jan 19, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an interview question that's been picked up by the tabloid press this week. HOW OFTEN are she and Bobby getting it in? Are you an oversharer or more private about your marital life? Also, Katherine and Violet are invited to the MEAN GIRLS screening and it was a massive deal. Plus, your letters....mostly about women having affairs! x

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Golden Globes - Tough Gig Jan 10, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this year's Golden Globes Host, Jo Koy getting a frosty reception from the star-studded audience. It's a tough gig! Plus. several hot couples of the moment canoodled in the theatre. Do you care? Comedian Kat Williams (who I wish had hosted the GG) spilled a BUNCH of tea on a now-viral podcast this week and included the statement 'Women can't find a man because they are acting like men'. Hmmm.... Also, your letters on Munchausen, Foster Drama, Ancestral Matriarchs and more. x

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Potty Trained By Age 1 Jan 04, 2024

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything in one CLEAR place about early potty training, as everyone is always asking! SEND this episode to your expectant friend, play it OUT LOUD at the actual baby shower, SHARE it far and wide so that we can live in a society with fewer nappies PLEASE. Or don't. No judgement. Also, House of Kardashian launches worldwide, Gypsy Rose is released from prison, Sienna Miller welcomes a baby and your letters on strange allergies, living with your MIL, being the only woman left, and loving a man who won't commit. x

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Disneyland with Small Children Dec 30, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about booking a Christmas trip to Disneyland Paris for the family and what hell that turned out to be for her. Should families with small children just stay home or push themselves out of their comfort zones for a chance at adventure. Also, Katherine has learned a lot about engagement on social media this week by annoying conspiracy theorists with a clip of last week's podcast. Plus, your letters on strange diseases, feeling trapped, abusive neighbours, gay cleaning kinks and more. x

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Christmas, Celine Dion, Britney, and Humourless Celiacs Dec 22, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Christmas guests and why she imposed a newborn visit BAN which has since been lifted. Celine Dion's sister speaks out about her progressing disease while Justin Timberlake throws shade Britney's way during a Vegas performance. Plus, the UK 'coeliacs' (celiacs in Canadian spelling) have reacted to Vanessa Feltz' comments on This Morning with vigor. Should they have a sense of humour about themselves for their own mental benefit? Also, your letters on being the breadwinner, showing up to your bully's funeral, body image and more. x

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Wore Tights To A Pedicure Dec 15, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the definitive end of her 'Do Men Really Want a Mess' experiment. It doesn't matter if they do. She hasn't got the stomach for it and now her car needs a deep clean. Also, she wears tights to a pedicure in central London with disastrous results. Plus, Cardi B is single! And do celebrities have a responsibility to be transparent about their use of Ozempic? Your letters this week on friendship, relationships, weight, and DADS with post natal depression. x

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'Trailer Swift' Dec 08, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Taylor Swift being named Time's Woman of the Year and the accompanying article which details how Kim K allegedly recorded her illegally, edited and maliciously released a phone call to absolve Kanye. Whose side are you on? Was this 'mean girl' antics or was Kim K simply protecting her very toxic partner? Elsewhere, Angelina Jolie opens up about her divorce from Brad Pitt. Their courtship was a wild time to be alive and Katherine reflects on the Jen vs. Angie 'FEUD'. Plus, your letters on vulval pain and more. x

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Surrogacy and The Return of Bobby K Nov 24, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Paris Hilton's surprise announcement that she's gone and had another baby! Women are having babies like men and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Also, friend of the show, Bobby K stumbles into the podcast studio and is roped into an interview about a special date night and African food. Plus, your letters on exes, kinks, and pain during arousal. x

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Megan's on Viagra Nov 16, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Megan's shocking brush with death this week. Also, Katherine went to a Roman Bath Spa and gave Bobby's gardener a terrible surprise. Also, your letters about unfair employment practices, half-siblings, moving abroad for a partner, fancying your physio, and more. x

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Dreams and Why High Performance Women Cheat Nov 08, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to analyse dreams by writing down as many details as possible and putting 'YOU' and your perspective in each character's place. A successful woman in a happy marriage shares her story on the other side of an affair and WOW we are floored by it. Plus, your letters xx

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Cheating Scandal Nov 01, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about keeping her cool at the dinner table whilst a random woman took a shower in her home!?!? What does this even mean? How is Australia for real and are there ANY members clubs that are suitable for the kids? Plus, your letters on liars and neurodivergent partners, x

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Burning Bridges Oct 26, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a once in a lifetime gig that was just supposed to be a quiet date night. She's trying not to burn bridges but....spills the tea on a women's magazine that just wants to talk about men. Bobby forgets to put gas in the car, Katherine antagonises the family of a small dog, plus your letters on unfunny partners, co-sleeping and more. x

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Glamour Tracksuit Oct 19, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending two shimmering awards in London this week and juggling glam with two sick kids at home. She met LENA DUNHAM and brought a tracksuit for the ride home. Also, Katherine calls her sister, Kerrie who she hasn't heard from in weeks. Plus, your letters on scantily clad teens, banging in the Natural History Museum Whale, being bullied by your supervisor and more. x

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The Dog Oct 11, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's garden and whether Violet will be having another party anytime soon. Also, your votes have been cast in the HOT debate over whether last week's listener's daughter should get the dog back or whether it should stay with her auntie. Plus, your (upsetting) letters on hearing about your daughter's sex life, banging in a blue whale and what's going on with Kravis? x

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Permission Waiver Oct 03, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about asking for signed parental permission before allowing any non-relative teen to enter her property. What else can we do to keep them safe!?! It it an overstep to hire security to follow Violet around for the next five years or more??? Katherine's had a fun couple of weeks, attending parties with her mum and having pizza for her fourth anniversary married to the world's hunkiest dad. Also, your letters on dog custody, stalkers, and helpful responses for last podcast's listener emails. x

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A Rainy Day Sep 21, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby getting ticketed whilst waiting for Fred outside nursery. She's lost weight - though is it okay to be happy about it? Billionaires can save their clapping when it comes to problems they could fix with ACTUAL CASH. Plus, 'NO' - not that anyone is listening, and your letters on cheating, evil partners evicting Grans, troubled teens and more. x

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Prince Harry KNOWS ME Sep 14, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an argument at home about a sandwich all because toddlers are (pea)nuts. Bobby stole steaks from the neighbour and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE because Katherine bumped into The Duke of Sussex this week. Plus, your emails about paintings, handsy friends and secret babies. x

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Men Trying To Put Me In Prison Aug 29, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's week of going around London being harassed. WHY don't these men understand what's going to happen to them if this behaviour is witnessed by Katherine herself!!? Also, customer service is so important - whatever the business. Plus, your letters on breakups, bad sisters, pathological liars and more. x

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Chatting to My Friend Dane Baptiste About Comedy on Audible Aug 17, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedy on Audible in this bonus episode with her friend Dane Baptiste. They talk about wasting time, the comedy circuit and paranormal experiences. Check out comedy on Audible - www.audible.co.uk. Subscription required. See audible.co.uk for terms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information

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It Was All Over My ARMS Aug 16, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about bringing the whole family on a work trip in the South of France and HOW THAT WENT. There's been an important update to last week's terrifying cliffhanger about the status with Katherine's friend and HUGE dilemmas from you today on threesomes and fancying married men at work. Did you see the drama with Tarryn Manning on social media? Install a breathalyzer onto your phone AT ONCE. x

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Montgomery Riverboat Brawl Aug 10, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a very serious fight in Alabama that has sparked funny memes. Is it ok to laugh ADJACENT to something that isn't funny? Also, leaving an ex can be downright dangerous and Katherine is looking for advice for a friend in a serious divorce predicament. Plus, your letters on 'tolerating' step kids, getting implants to satisfy a husband's search history, and pulling your child out of a nursery who've recently employed...A MAN. x

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What's Happening With Lizzo!? Aug 02, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything (on this, the number one lesbian podcast we think) about why there have been cameras in the house and how you might be involved.....it's basically an announcement! Katherine's worried about Britney, but for real this time and Lizzo faces a lawsuit from THREE of her dancers. What's going on there? Katherine struggles to find a weekend nanny, plus your letters on a stalker at work, an HPV diagnosis and going through your best friend's phone. x

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Joanne's Eyebrows Jul 26, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week about finally getting some sleep and feeling like doing more stand-up might actually be the cure for postnatal slump. Joanne has finally fixed her eyebrows, Carlee Russell was shown empathy this week, Violet saw the Barbie movie and your letters have been ON FIRE. Cheating scandals, sexual domination in the workplace, homophobic families, conspiracy theorist moms, third-wheeling on holiday and more! x

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Blue Dress Gold Dress Jul 19, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the pure toxicity of 2000's reality TV and what it's been like having cameras in the house this week. Do reality shows put a strain on families and marriages? Internet fame seems to as the man responsible for breaking the internet with the 'blue/black dress gold/white dress' controversy of 2015 faces charges of domestic violence. Katherine is trying to get back on stage in preparation for an upcoming show at The Roundhouse in Camden, plus your letters about juggling men, w*nking in bed, a married woman who fancies another woman and more. x

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Leaked Texts To Warn Women Jul 12, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's Jonah Hill controversy. What the heck is going on there. Was it emotional abuse as it's being called? Or is it okay to be honest in your relationship and set boundaries? Who dates a professional surfer and then asks her not to post pics in a bathing suit? Were his alleged requests misogyny dressed up as 'boundaries' or what? Also, some HPV chat and an unlikely ad for Landrover. Plus, your letters about coparenting, therapy, and more. x

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Introducing...Kathy Burke's 'Where There's a Will, There's a Wake' Jul 10, 2023

I absolutely love KATHY BURKE. A comedy hero with an irreverent podcast that explores a typically taboo subject - DEATH and tries to see the funny side. I hope you enjoy it and BE WARNED that she uses the C word right off the bat. Gotta love her. There are bigger things in this life to worry about than a little swearing, right? DEATH for example. Celebrity guests chat about what'll be on their tombstone, Who is meeting them at the pearly gates and more. xx

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X-Rated Blippi Jun 28, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about some news related to children's entertainer, Blippi that absolutely rocked her world this week. Hold onto your bike helmets - this is SURPRISING to say the least. Are we going to stop watching? Absolutely not, otherwise nothing would get done. Also, Katherine plans a big birthday nap out of the house and answers your letters about cheating, abuse, and when he doesn't put you on his socials. x

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Cancel Bobby Jun 22, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a damning video circulating on TikTok which could see BK cancelled forever. Also, Katherine and sweet baby Fenna Gracie were sick last week so here's the real danger you should watch out for after your baby gets a tummy bug. Finally, your reactions to last week's podcast and letters this week on ghosting brothers, cheating partners, and more. x

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Remy Ma is 35 Jun 06, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about formerly incarcerated artist Remy Ma deciding not to count those prison years OR covid years in her age. Brave and genius to say the least. Katherine's been sick this week with a violent stomach bug but DON'T WORRY, she'll be at work spreading it around so don't exchange your tickets. A man writes in about being kinder to men who aren't all predators and many listeners offer their supportive reactions to letters from last week on subjects of stalking, ghost grandads and more. Bobby and Katherine had a Thai massage this week. Plus, your letters. x

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Monaco May 31, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a whirlwind 24 hours with Bobby in Monaco. She touches on a little morning show controversy and puts herself forward as HOST OF EVERYTHING as women are non-problematic and never have to be quietly removed from television for having had inappropriate relationships with junior members of staff. Is Katherine's new advert too nasty? Also, your letters on ED eating disorders, relationships, young mums, ghost grandpas, and an update from our friend who's husband admitted to texting a woman at work. x

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Nursery May 18, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Fred's nursery tour and being slammed by a cheeky four year old. She regrets turning off microphone access to several 'listening' apps and we receive updates from the foot fetish guy's girlfriend, the traumatic birth experience, and the lady using a sperm donor while dating a new man. Plus, your letters. x

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Coronation May 09, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Coronation weekend, her thoughts on the royals, and how tacky it is to be rolling around potholes in a golden carriage. Katherine met up with some financial dominatrixes this week which was a REAL eye opener ...and why is Violet being taught emotional manipulation when all teenagers are practically experts already? Also, your letters on traumatic births, cheating men, and losing friendships. x

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Diggerland May 02, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a little instagram rant being reframed as RAGE by the tabloids. She and BK brought the family to Diggerland this week - Fred's absolute dream come true. Lots of advice from professionals about listeners problems from last week, plus many more letters today. x

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Surgery Abroad and Property Management Apr 25, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about your reactions to getting plastic surgery abroad and threat of 'organ theft' as well as other dangers. Is that real??? Also, Katherine's been silently dealing with pest troubles and property management troubles at her flat and just wants the best for her tenants. She's finally got a diagnosis for her red nose and celiacs should NEVER eat gluten. Plus, your letters. x

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Male Friendships Apr 18, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for BK's 40th birthday, minus Fred who stayed home with his executive assistant. The boys really went out of their way to make it special for BK and a special thanks to Kerrie, the party starter for organising the whole thing. Katherine was a bit of a dick to a member of cabin crew, plus your letters. x

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Singing At Musicals Apr 12, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a surprising Twitter reaction to her defence of a few morning TV presenters having a laugh over two women being escorted out of The BodyGuard Musical in Manchester this week. Theatre etiquette is apparently NOT to be joked about. Also, she received a police caution (sort of, I think) and isn't sure what to think about Channel 4's Naked Education. Plus, your letters on relationships, weird wedding vows, and living near your ex. x

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Mark Walhberg's Dad Bod Apr 06, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her new criteria for whether you should or should not have kids. Also, Mark Wahlberg is ultimately going to ruin her marriage as BK embarks on his workout regimen. What really happened on Joe Lycett's barge? Plus, your emails on herpes, relationships, behavioural issues and mothers who have 'moved on'. x

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The Devouring Mother Mar 29, 2023

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's ski trip revealing that she is not the mythological, not the Freudian, but the Peterson interpretation of THE DEVOURING MOTHER - not a compliment by the way. Also, a celeb round up, as Katherine is 'done with the tropics' forever. Plus, your emails on short kings, exploded parents, and how to tell Grandma to stop flexing the kids' pics on social media. x

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Mauritius Boob Issues Mar 20, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday to Mauritius for a top secret wedding and FORGETTING part of her breast pump in the hustle and bustle of packing. Violet and Bobby don't want Katherine speaking French and construction on the beach means Fred has lots of diggers to look at from the cool comfort of the hotel room. He's white like his mama after all. Plus, your letters. x

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Terry Fox and Today's Youth Mar 12, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a busy week of working away from her husband, two children plus the favourite. Some freaky energy moved around the Ryan family causing Katherine's sister Kerrie to preemptively mention a childhood hero ahead of a shocking trip to the Canadian Embassy. Are young people trying hard enough and following basic instructions? Plus, some very spicy emails.

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Ozempic, BK's Garden and Your 18 Year Old Girlfriend Feb 24, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being in the tabloids yet again for criticising a famous 35 year old's relationship with someone whose high school experience was interrupted by Covid. Bobby opens up about his struggles with the garden. Plus, Katherine explores Ozempic, the diabetes-turned-weight-loss drug that's trending on Tik Tok. Also, your letters and a brief phone call from Kerrie. x

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'DayGaming', PR, and The Police Feb 16, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an embarrassing celebrity valentines message exchange to try to bring more TEA to TEE. The Leicester Police should be ashamed this week while Katherine and Bobby try to be smarter about finances going forward. Also, your very spicy letters about relationships, disease, dating your auntie, and a troubling meathod of banging random women called DAY GAMING.

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Uh Oh... Feb 07, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heart stopping moment when she locked herself, her phone, and Fred out of the house… With baby Fenna still inside. Also, your letters x

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Mastitis and The Masked Singer Feb 01, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being unmasked as PIGEON 🐦🐦 Saturday on ITV’s hit show The Masked Singer. Mastitis landed Katherine in an unlikely (for her) place - The GP's surgery - and an even unlikelier referral ensued. Also, someone cut Fred's hair without asking. Plus your emails about relationships, DNA, and fashion artefacts. X

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BK $3000 Charge! Jan 21, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby quickly noticing that their summer boat rental company charged his card a whopping $3000 six months after renting jet skis. The reviews are bad and it seems that they’ve done it to a lot of people. Also, vaping disguises, Maya Jama's showstopping beauty, and looking on the bright side. Plus, your emails WITH UPDATES. x

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Safeguarding and Your Child's Image Jan 11, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you can never be too careful when publishing your child's image onto social media. Also, she's downloaded Prince Harry's SPARE as an audiobook but can't stay awake long enough to listen to it - which is what H&M would have wanted. Plus, your emails on cheating, cosmetic surgery and more. x

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Andrew Tate - You're Welcome Jan 05, 2023

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the day she learned who Andrew Tate was. What an absolute whirlwind! Thanks for your messages. Also, another secret baby has surfaced in her family tree and SOME PEOPLE don't want to entertain the realities of genetics. Plus, your messages on dogs, second babies, and more. x

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MISSUS on Sky and NowTV Dec 29, 2022

Baby in one hand - no summary i'm done

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Positive Homebirth Story Dec 21, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the recent blessed arrival of Miss Fenna Grace in the early hours of Friday morning. She was born at home and took her freaking time arriving 'sunny side up'. Why can't British people say her name properly? How come nobody's ever seen a placenta before? What did Bobby think of the whole ordeal and how can birthing partners best stay calm in a situation where they have no control. Christmas is fast approaching and Katherine's MOM JULIE will be on the podcast next week so send your best questions to TellingEverybodyEverything@gmail.com x

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Megan Thee Stallion On Trial?! Dec 14, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how she *thinks* she saw a video of the now contested 'incident' between superstar Megan Thee Stallion and a boy from Brampton, Ontario. Where is the video? How could she have imagined it? Have you seen it? Also, never tell anyone your due date - NEVER, and a famous lawyer with bad friends has been named in Epstein files. Shock. Plus, your letters, mostly criticising the delicious Bobby K.

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Harry and Meghan Dec 10, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything on why she thinks the nation are so agitated by a woman with AGENCY. She just wants to see the royal women happy, but Bobby K disagrees. Also, Queen Celine Dion is unwell, Violet picks up sticks, and Joanne curates your emails. x

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Holiday Scams Dec 01, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to best protect yourself from scams as people sadly get especially desperate this holiday season. DID YOU SEE 24 Hours in Police Custody on Channel 4 earlier this week? It was an important one about the dangers of taking justice into your own hands. Bobby and Katherine correctly fielded an attempted scam caller and you need to be vigilant about not falling for their tricks too! Plus, your emails on relationships, cheating, and sperm.

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Poo on the Pool Cover Nov 23, 2022

With permission, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent struggles dealing with a teenager's developing brain. She had a FANTASTIC NHS hospital appointment and sadly has been struck down with a blue vulva. Also, your letters on quite serious things this week. x

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Jen Aniston IVF Nov 17, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about finishing her tour up north in Manchester! America thinks it's the centre of the universe, Pete Davidson's BDE has landed him another hottie, and Jennifer Aniston has bravely opened up the conversation about women being judged for putting career before family when the truth is often painful. Plus, your letters on snooping, boundaries, and relationships. x

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Not a Celebrity, Get Him OUTTA here Nov 11, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she cannot watch ITV promote an MP who is trying to present himself as a 'real person' when he had an opportunity to do so when influencing legislation that negatively impacted REAL PEOPLE's LIVES. Also, Cher is dating a younger man who 'likes women' a bit too much and the Christmas decorations have gone UP! Plus, your letters. x

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Halloween and Elon Musk Nov 02, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about all the hot Halloween parties and lewks both in the UK and abroad. Going as the very non-feminine MacGruber was a liberating and comfy costume but some like to really sex it up for the festivities and that's fine too. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter and plans to charge verified accounts to continue with the hellish burden of being on the site and Matt Hancock has allegedly signed up to enter the jungle on I'm a Celebrity where he'll eat more dick than he ever did as Conservative Health Secretary. Also, your letters. x

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Why We Started Showing Violet on Socials Oct 27, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the SHOCK that she never actually discarded the frozen sperm she'd reserved with the bank! Also, why she's started sharing Violet's image online and loosened those boundaries a little with regards to internet safety. Plus, your letters. x

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Is Bill Murray a Pr*ck?? Oct 18, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about receiving a fine from NHS prescription accounts. They're dishing out fines faster than appointments! Violet pranks the family and this week's news on Kanye, bleached eyebrows, Dame Angela Lansbury, and comedy star Bill Murray who might be an actual prick! Plus your letters. x

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M*sterbating at Work...With Permission Oct 11, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending a comedian's wedding over the weekend plus she's heard gossip about a recent A list Hollywood wedding too. Louis CK performed in London this week and was brought onto a mixed bill at a comedy club too. Did the audience know beforehand? Should they have? Bobby and Violet assist in answering your burning listener questions. And they're BIG questions this week!

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Dahmer Oct 02, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her distain for the ubiquity of serial killer documentaries. Enough, already! White women get a special shout out for falling in love with them while infamous and in jail. Ugh. A welsh lady named Kayley will inspire you this week, it's Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina's birthday, and of course, your letters too. x

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Adam Levine & The Queen Sep 20, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what her whereabouts would be in the event of her own 'coffin tour' and reacts to the recent allegations that Adam Levine was unfaithful to his pregnant wife. Plus, your letters.

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Tattle Sep 06, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody *ALMOST* everything about a celebrity who apparently 'hates' her as she tries to remember what that might be. She searches her name along with the famous name to see whether she'd accidentally slagged them off out loud and stumbles upon a fun thread on a gossip platform. Also, your letters.

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F*ck Off P*do Aug 26, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a perfectly nice man saying hello to Violet with spicy consequences. Should men be able to say hello? Also, congratulations to both Nick Cannon and Elon Musk who are seemingly racing to repopulate the world using only their own balls. Plus, your letters on granny hitting, taking advantage, and more.

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Dane Cook's Games Nights Aug 19, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedian Dane Cook's recent engagement to his LONG TERM girlfriend who is LESS than half his age. 'Long term' had better not be more than five years.....oh it's exactly five years phew okay. What's wrong with men who habitually dominate women and/or hang around with girls whose brains haven't finished growing? These men may not have broken laws but should absolutely be ridiculed. Also, your letters.

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Britney's Parenting and J-Lo's Name Aug 12, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the final week of her trip to Canada when Violet had to call the OPP POLICE! She's always regretful after discussing celebs because it gets picked up by media and makes people angry, but she was BAFFLED to see Jennifer Lopez changing her last name to her new husband's. She is J-Lo. He is a Dunkin Donuts meme. Katherine reacts to this weeks' Kardashian news while K-Fed has released video of Britney's parenting and of course, your letters.

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Just For Laughs Montreal Aug 01, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her family trip to Canada and her first JFL festival with a baby. Spoiler alert: HARDLY A FESTIVAL DON'T BRING ONE. Also, Canadian customer service is on the decline. Thanks for your letters about relationships, being a new step mum and the one hour photo man being a dangerous criminal.

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Love Island - Thoughts Jul 19, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her worried for some of the Love Islanders when they come out of the villa and are forced to rejoin a society that's been watching their every move. Tristan Thompson acts like his embarrassing self on holiday and your letters about friendship, cheating, breakups, and how to get rid of genital warts once and for all.

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Meaningful Loads Jul 14, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the JARRING nocturnal announcement that despite everything, her good friend Khloe has decided to have another baby with Tristan Thompson. It was hard to sleep after reading the news, but Katherine actually understands Khloe's 'Duchess' rationale. Also, your comments reacting to Kerrie finding a random man watching her sleeping from the balcony and Katherine's autoimmune protocol. Plus, a letter about an embarrassing secret.

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Pancreatitis Jul 06, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week about being home more with a newly one year old Fred who has discovered airplanes. She gives tips on a new North London hotspot for babies and weighs in on the real cause of Travis Barker's life threatening pancreatitis. Also, your letters about American shootings, botox, and self respect in relationships at 40.

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Travel Disruptions Jun 24, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about wrapping Romesh Ranganathan's ROMANTIC GETAWAY in Jersey and having some time off this summer. Also, your letters.

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Love The Dads Jun 19, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a doctor's Disney sacrifice to see her on actual father's day. We all fancy the dads and that's straight FACTS. She's had a fun filled week in the press looking like a trouble maker and begs you once more to watch Backstage with Katherine Ryan on Prime Video ASAP. Plus, your letters and an update on a very upsetting letter from a young girl from last week.

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Impossible Jun 08, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the reasons for the unexpected hiatus and how she fails to manage a work/life balance. Violet said 'It's for the same reason you can't do the splits anymore, Mum. You're just starting to die'.

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Petty Lawsuits May 13, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the petty American lawsuit culture that seems to be making its way over the pond and infecting UK WAGS. From Blac Chyna and Johnny Depp to Wagatha Christie's own Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy. I would personally suspect both girls from school.

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LA and Kim K May 03, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her very brief childfree trip to LA with Bobby K for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival and about how the promise of a real life glimpse of Pete Davidson's current girlfriend went wrong.

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A Bird Tried To Kill Us Apr 25, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the gripping new series of The Kardashians and this week's drama at home as a bird plotted to kill the Kootstra-Ryan family. Also, your letters.

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soft Apr 07, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a trip to the hospital, safety being a super low priority in her industry and being described as 'soft'. Bobby K makes a special appearance to give insight into a troubling relationship problem.

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The Slap Mar 30, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Oscars SLAP we can't stop hearing about. Also, your questions on relationships, au peres and survivorship bias.

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Skincare Mar 23, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about skincare after receiving yet another compliment about her glowing skin from a nice lady at the zoo. She reaches out to everyone's fav guest, her sister KERRIE for professional advice on how to get glowing summer skin. This episode is brought to you by PAYPAL with a special chat from Candice Brathwaite on being “ready for anything” when it comes to money.

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Comedy and Mental Health Mar 18, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about where to draw the line between protecting mental health and delivering a wicked punchline to someone who's just made a music video about killing you. Also, Bobby K makes a guest appearance to help answer your letters.

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Manny Mar 10, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the rough week in the Ryan-Kootstra household, and she predictably sticks up for Kim Kardashian ONCE AGAIN. Sometimes listeners give the best advice, so keep writing in! x

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THICC Mar 02, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about throwback acrylic nails ruining her week. She sticks up for a teacher, and is joined by baby Fred to answer your HUGE relationship dramas this week.

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Bobby K Helps Feb 23, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to see her on tour throughout the UK and a special appearance in Los Angeles for the Netflix Festival! Bobby K helps, first with blowing the leaves and secondly by answering your burning relationship questions from a man's perspective.

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YE Feb 18, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the last week of DRAMA from Mumsnet's negative reaction to her early potty training to Violet diffusing a tour show disruption. Plus, she answers your letters - as always - mostly about relationships. xx

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Hey, it's Not Che Diaz Feb 09, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the important distinction between a specific comedy genre and actual hate speech. Bobby K and Fred join to answer your letters.

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You'll Be Happy In a Year Feb 02, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the dark clouds in your life lifting after a solid year of pain. Joanne's happier than ever after a difficult year. As a bonus, she's even got free skis! Also, how to dab tabasco out of your gens. Don't wash.

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Was Bobby K Scammed? Jan 26, 2022

Katherine's invited Bobby K on the show and he's Telling Everybody Everything about the powerwashing experience with the Irish Entrepreneurs. Was Bobby K scammed? It's all anyone's been asking all week! Violet makes an appearance and Elizabeth lends her officially trained and licensed* expert mortgage advice.

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SICK Jan 19, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about who is most at risk for autoimmune conditions, what they are and how you can live 'normally' with chronic illness. She enlists the help of her sister Kerrie and the opposite of Kerrie, Dr Maeve Gamble, a Canada-based rheumatologist and childhood pal. SPOILER ALERT - THEY DID A GOOD JOB OF THE PATIO.

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The Same 24 Hours Jan 12, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the internet pile-on against Love Islander and motivational speaker for privileged young white women, Molly-Mae. She answers some especially spicy emails and talks about her new sex drawer.

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Why Do Famous Men Cheat? Jan 05, 2022

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her close personal friend, Khloe being cheated on AGAIN by Canadian basketball player, Tristan. She enlists the help of good pal, comedian, and pop culture enthusiast, Dane Baptiste to shed some light on the psyche of the male celeb. Also, we dive back into listener emails after a two week hiatus.

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Holiday Roundup With Violet Dec 27, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Dubai in an honest hotel review that includes heroic lifeguarding, lies about milk, mini-fridge infractions and a dramatic motorway heist. Violet joins as Katherine takes to her bed with a particularly violent strain of norovirus.

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Sx and The Spoilers Dec 15, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Just Like That, the Sex and the City reboot. Kerrie (not Bradshaw) weighs in on the potential filler used by some of the cast members, though we can only speculate and really we know nothing and who are we to judge anyway. Well, Kerrie is a professional medical aesthetician but you get what I mean. Katherine's been to the dentist today and gets a parking ticket.

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Gigs and Plan B Dec 09, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything while in front of the mirror with baby Fred getting ready for a gig in London. What's happening with covid passports? How's the tour going? And a listener emails in with some important advice for last week's 'Pregnant in Peru' problem.

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In Birmingham, Bab Dec 02, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything on the set of All That Glitters series 2 at The Birmingham School of Jewellery.

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Am I Pete Davidson? Nov 24, 2021

Violet and Bobby join Katherine in the kitchen at dinnertime as she's telling everybody everything about feeling gaslit over the blossoming romance between Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian. Also, Katherine got a flat tire and Violet passed out on a rollercoaster.

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Tabloid Trouble? Nov 10, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about coming home from tour gigs in Devon to find a car sticking out of her front gate. Did the police care? DID THEY EFF. Her quest to switch lupus care over to an NHS GP continues and her agent Kitty interrupts the podcast with some mildly sinister tabloid news. Your letters this week are all about RELATIONSHIPS

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Never Going Out Again Nov 03, 2021

This WeekKatherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family meltdown Saturday night when she tried to attend The Pride Of Britain Awards. Also, she's let the nation down with a lacklustre rap and rumour's fly about Violet's Halloween makeup. Finally, she's over KRAVIS.

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Mad Women Oct 27, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about always traveling with a mango under the pram and ruining everyone's day at the nail salon. In your letters, one woman starts to lose it while another is educated on a first date about the benefits of HRT.

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Finding Love In Your Forties Oct 20, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's engagement. KRAVIS forever. She's still struggling to get a GP appointment and thinks we should have our children with the first 'practice partner' before seeking actual love. Also, your letters about STDs and self love.

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Jimmy, Romesh, Rob, Geoff on Touring w Baby Oct 12, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about THE HELL that was touring with a baby last weekend. She reaches out to comedy parents - Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, and Geoff Norcott to get their advice on being on the road with infants. Jimmy's book, BEFORE AND LAUGHTER is available now. Rob's book, A CLASS ACT is available now. Romesh's book, AS GOOD AS IT GETS is available now. Geoff's book, WHERE DID I GO RIGHT is available now. We are all on tour. xx

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Brainwashed Oct 05, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's OK to criticise cherished organisations when they make you wait three months for a doctor's appointment. Also, your letters x

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Manufactured Chaos Sep 29, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the OFFICIAL release of her How-To Memoir, The Audacity (also avail as an audiobook). Bad hotels, the petrol shortage and a busy schedule begs the question - has she got long covid, a newborn, or both? Plus, celebrity news and your letters FEATURING an old email from Katherine's Mom and a welcome visit from VIOLET

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Is It Safe to Walk Dogs? Sep 19, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her fear surrounding walking her own dogs in her own neighbourhood. Also, if you can't tell your partner is tipsy when they're awake, you can DEFINITELY tell when they're asleep. It's been a tough couple years for everyone, but Katherine's most pertinent problem is that she might miss a celebrity halloween party. Should she be taking the bus now? A LOT of questions before answering your letters x

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Texas Sep 11, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about missing last week, book signings and juggling breast pumps on the NTA red carpet. Plus, thoughts on the Texas Abortion ban....and people are finally applying to date Fiona.

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Leaving Violet Outside Was Your Idea Aug 31, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from another studio set with Fiona. This week, a doctor's office made her leave Violet outside, then told her it was irresponsible to leave Violet outside. Covid rules, innit.

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The Importance of Golf Aug 22, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about choosing the path of enthusiasm rather than starting an argument when your partner wants to golf on your day off. Golf takes five hours. Five hours!? Yes. Still, it's worth it.

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On Set With Jen and Fiona Aug 17, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from her dressing room at The London Roundhouse as she and her infamous GLAM SQUAD prepare for a show. This week, Katherine's been papped eating in North London and Bobby K registers Fred so he's officially on the grid. Also, we answer your letters. x

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Censorship and Women's Health Aug 09, 2021

Katherine's telling everybody everything about censorship, THAT FIGHT on Love Island, and walking downstairs this week to find the front door wide open at 2am. Plus, your letters.

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This Lady Opened My Car Door Aug 02, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the random lady who didn't notice she was in the back of her car whilst parked outside the nailshop. Also, Katherine has had it with people who are afraid of dogs and we follow up with your advice on how to get over hating the cat. Plus, your letters and a short excerpt from The Audacity.

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I Hate The Cat Jul 25, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the little-known post partum symptom of hating the cat. She was rude to a receptionist this week and got some advice from a lactation consultant. Plus, your letters.

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Freedom Day UK Jul 19, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how there are too many conflicting answers and too few questions. The only person allowed to ask questions is Love Island's Lucinda 'REEEeeeally?' and of course you're asking lots of questions in the emails

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Nick Cannon Has Seven Kids Jul 12, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the happy news of rapper, presenter, comedian, Nick Cannon welcoming three new babies into his large family last month. Words from Mum and your emails.

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Canada Day and Your Emails Jul 03, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Canada Day being cancelled. In other grim July news, Britney remains a prisoner while Bill Cosby is released. Cool. Plus, your emails.

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The Day Matt Hancock Finally Gained My Respect Jun 27, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about THAT steamy embrace which has seen Matt Hancock resign from pretending to be UK Health Secretary. Also, a visit from Romesh Ranganathan who helps me stay positive with Popchips, and excerpts from Britney Spears' court statement incase you haven't heard it for yourself this week. #FreeBritney

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Keeping the Peace in Your Relationship Jun 21, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about receiving a DM that could have escalated into an argument at home but didn't. It's how to keep the peace in your relationship! Also, newborn jaundice, and your letters. x

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Positive Birth Story Jun 15, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the lightning speed natural arrival of Mr. Frederick Ryan Kootstra. Joined in places by Bobby, who took turns taking the screaming infant out of the room, this episode is has been called* the feel-good birth story of the decade. We are so grateful for your well-wishes xx

*By no one.

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Help For Recurrent Miscarriage Jun 07, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about disclaimers and how she is in no position to offer medical advice BUT....there may be potential ways of addressing recurrent miscarriage without waiting for investigations. Today, she discusses the steps taken after her own losses and how they might have been coincidentally successful or an actual breakthrough. Plus, what time is it? #SUMMERTIME - Meghan and Harry announce the safe arrival of Lilibeth which sounds like a lot of hit songs. And finally, your emails.

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Hiding in Plain Sight May 30, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the FUN of hosting a LIVE episode at the O2 Forum in Kentish Town, London. Thank you so much for coming if you did. Topics included Boris Johnson's wives, the new Ted Bundy Film, golf, working through pregnancy and your emails! x

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Eurovision May 23, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about last night's Eurovision Song Contest, the BBC's role in deceitfully securing the Diana Panorama interview in 1995, the continued fetishisation and bullying of young women in the media and your letters x

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Chrissy Teigen May 16, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's twitter controversy with Chrissy Teigen and teenaged icon, Courtney Stodden. If you don't know what's been going on, you'll be well-informed after listening to this. Also, your emails get QUITE serious this week and a special segment from POPCHIPS and Katherine's good pal, Romesh.

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Catching Up May 08, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the London elections, Caitlin Jenner's recent comments regarding girls in sports, and a couple of serial abusers teaming up to make more terrible music. Plus, your letters on cuckholding, cousins getting it on, matchmaking, and when to leave a sparkless relationship.

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Ready to Mangle May 03, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about ITV2's exciting new dating show, Ready To Mingle and the onslaught of social media hypocrisy that resulted from its announcement. Katherine also clarifies the future of The Duchess and gives dating advice, emotional affair advice, and being the other woman advice in response to your emails.

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NOW Bonus Episode - Unmissable Movies and Incredible Shows on NOW Apr 29, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything in this special BONUS episode brought to you by NOW. Katherine and Bobby agree that NOW has kept them entertained streaming the best range of content. Though they sometimes disagree, everybody's got to find common ground when choosing what to watch with their partner. NOW makes it easy with so much to choose from all in the same place!

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The Divorce Spesh Apr 24, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about DIVORCE and how to navigate it from the recent experiences of her elusive woodland sister, Joanne. It's important to hear from Joanne because she's bang in the late middle of separation while Katherine hasn't been there for a decade. As a special hunky treat, we also hear from divorced man and everyone's favourite, Bobby K.

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Ontario Apr 17, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her friends' discontent at the new lockdown regulations in Ontario, Canada including extended police powers and outdoor park closures. Prince Phillip's funeral will hopefully get fewer than the 100k official complaints registered for the coverage of his passing, but who knows, because people LOVE to troll and complain. Also, your letters.

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Mum Got The Vaccine (s) Apr 09, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Khloe's leaked photos, Sofia Vergara's terrible struggle coming to a satisfying end, and we hear from Katherine's mum about the famed AstraZeneca vaccine (the one from Oxford).

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FAT Apr 02, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how fascinating it is to have an inside track on why the Fat Acceptance Movement matters. She doesn't wish to upset teenagers, and makes a special call to an Instagram troll. Plus, your letters.

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MATCH bonus episode on Dating! Mar 26, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything in this special bonus episode brought to you by Match. She's speaking to Match Dating Expert, Hayley Quinn all about 'Single Shaming', how to date positive, maximising your profile success, the ways that the pandemic has impacted dating culture and more! Plus, a special appearance from super hunk, Bobby K.

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Operation Varsity Blues Mar 24, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about cheating the system by paying for a side-door admission to university. Also, Meghan Mccain's adorable blind spot to her own privilege and your letters on bum stuff, Virginia Woolf, attending funerals, and advice on important laws to keep you safe.

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International and Ancestral Women Mar 17, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week in women's safety, and WHAT A WEEK it's been. Sandwiched between International Women's Day and Mothers Day has just been horror after horror. In lighter, but still distressing news, Cardi B is criticised by a political pundit in a show of women's spats. With a SPECIAL SEGMENT on women in my family that I was able to find with Ancestry. Plus, your letters on relationship trust, creepy landlords, and getting a dog.

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Kerrie Got A New Car Mar 10, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her latest trials and tribulations in medicine, and she speaks to Kerrie about Canadians' perceptions of what's happening in UK news. Kerrie has LOTS of car news and a replacement is found for Piers Morgan on GMB. Plus, your letters.

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THAT Oprah Interview Mar 04, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the allegations of British bullying occupying the thoughts and inches of the entire UK press. Also, your letters about dating sex offenders, living with lupus, mums being scammed, and stalkers. What a week it's been for you guys, WOW.....

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The D Spesh Feb 24, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about MEN's GENS in this special long and uncut D special episode featuring the everyone's favourite husband, international athlete Bobby K.

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Baby Sussex, Kourtney & Travis, Tik Toks Feb 17, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the POSITIVE celebrity news stories that are making her smile. If you've got teens or nieces who are teens, you'll benefit from Violet's Tik Tok run down on what's going on in their celebrity world. Plus, your letters on careers in politics, men who aren't interested, and desensitised peens.

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Valentines, Tories, and Violet Feb 11, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how some left wing people will flip out if you say anything decent about a Conservative MP. She's obviously watched the new Britney doc, and she reads your letters. Happy Valentine's Day!

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BONUS: Nights Worth Waiting For with Kurupt FM's Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa and Hugo Chegwin Feb 04, 2021

Katherine’s Telling Everybody Everything about nights worth waiting for. Joined by Kurupt FM’s Allan 'Seapa' Mustafa and Hugo Chegwin of the amazing People Just do Nothing, Katherine is looking forward to when a bit of normality resumes and we can look forward to comedy gigs, moment’s we’ll never forget and even just sharing a drink with friends. Thanks to Jameson - Katherine, Hugo and Allan are here to reveal what their ideal night out looks like, and what type of character they are when it comes to heading out on the town. What are your nights that are worth waiting for? Let us know! Tweet @Jameson_uk using #JoinIn. Join in!

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The good times will come again and we’ll share them with Jameson.

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Everyone's Cross With Me This Week Feb 03, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the pushback she's received after last week's podcast and being asked to be 'the face of prolapse'. She received a surprise voice note from a celebrity friend and considers whether times are changing for comedians doing corporate sets. Finally, your emails.

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Space Trash, Taxes & My Mum Jan 26, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her continued distain for space exploration. She's cross about how taxes are allocated, and she's thinking of giving away the family pony. Also, your letters about relationships, table manners, and a woman afraid of losing her clitoris in childbirth.

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Tiger Woods In Hindsight Jan 20, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the best lockdown television of the week - namely the new Tiger Woods documentary and people falling in love with incarcerated Americans! Two absolute classic stories. Also, your letters about relationships, laundries, missing tradesmen, and beauty fixes. What a week!

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The Lost Stand Up Tapes Jan 12, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the fake giggle and broken throat she used a decade ago to do stand up. She's unearthed some missing tapes, some old, some new, all never-before-published. Also, Kerrie helps to navigate your letters about romance dramas, family disasters, and noisy neighbours.

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Explaining Bean Dad to Violet Jan 04, 2021

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how Bean Dad became a social media sensation in just six hungry hours. Do you want to become Twitter's main character? No, you don't. In letters, exes and mums are conspiring to stalk people. And at Christmas no less! It's bananas.

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Love Makes You Crazy - Murder & Mama Drama Dec 28, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the murders of the Richardson family in Medicine Hat, Alberta. TRIGGER - this story involves a 12 year old girl 'dating' a 300 year old werewolf. I know. Also, a letter from a lady in love who wants to stay with a man who's expecting a baby with someone else. Sounds like a mess.

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Timothée Chalamet for Christmas Dec 21, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about last minute Christmas shopping, melanoma, and she enlists her ex to try to help a stranger hookup with Timothee Chalamet.

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Letters By The Sea Dec 14, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a different country this week! She had the audacity to travel during a pandemic which will be disappointing for a lot of people and she can't wait to hear about it. She answers your emails with the soothing sounds of the sea. Hope you enjoy. x

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Huge C**K But Won't Commit Dec 07, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what to do with a well-endowed gentleman who won't commit, what to get for Christmas, and how to defend your child from street harassment without ending up in jail yourself. It's a Your Letters bonanza!

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Basically Eavesdropping on My Convo with Kerrie Nov 29, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about beliefs becoming more rigid during times of threat. She rings Kerrie to find out how her Filipino family will be spending the holidays, and Violet makes a welcome return to answer your letters.

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Canadian Polygamist Gets A Month In Jail Nov 21, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a Canadian polygamist with 150+ kids and dozens of wives (some of whom were underage) and describes her own quest to infiltrate a polygamist family. Plus, your letters mostly about relationships and sex this week.

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Treacherous Women and Your Letters Nov 14, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about KFC's commitment to keep frying chicken in a pandemic. Like anything could make them stop. She wonders whether she is a bad friend because she definitely is one. Also, Katherine answers your letters on career, relationships, divorce, and sex in lockdown.

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My Actual Mafia Crime Boss Friend Nov 06, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being won over by the New York Mafia - great guys. And her friend, former crime boss Michael Franzese who went to prison, paid back millions and owns a dance studio now! He's a great guy.

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Halloween Witches Oct 30, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the history of witchcraft and how witches are still used in culture today as tools of female division. Plus, letters about a few witchy mums?

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Hungry Kids and The Return of My Dad Oct 23, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how being hungry for power gives you a blindspot for children being hungry for food. What a disgrace. Plus your letters, a hometown cheater and a special appearance from Katherine's dad.

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My Millionaire MLM Friend...Scam? Oct 07, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about network marketing as she explores some of the criticisms surrounding all those girls from high school selling candles on your Facebook. Is MLM a scam?

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Celiacs and Celebrity Stand Up Oct 01, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about celiacs and why it's bananas to spell it with an 'O'. Also, her industry is upset over celebrities trying stand up. Finally, answering your letters about mom's secret boyfriend and internet sex criminals.

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Cardi BDE - Big Duchess Energy Sep 18, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Duchess' first week at number one in the UK. She welcomes Cardi B to the single mum's club and answers your letters.

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My Stepdad is 42 Sep 11, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how disruptive women will be shunned before WINNING in the end. Plus, your letters.

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My Grandma's Birthday - She's Dead Aug 21, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her BFF grandmother and how YOU can hopefully avoid being outlived by your enemies.

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The Duchess, WAP, and Your Letters Aug 15, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her new plans for Telling Nobody Anything. It's a Your Letters Special bonanza as she tries to respond to as many as she can.

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Ellen, Religion and Prayer Aug 06, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her controversial take on the Ellen thing. VERY off-brand, Katherine has also discovered the magic of prayer.

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The Testicle Murderer Jul 29, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her sister fingering the testicle murderer in a court of law. It's nuts!

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Kanye, Scary Movies and Your Letters Jul 22, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about celebrity events prompting mental health discussions, what scary movies are appropriate for eleven year olds, and she answers your letters.

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Masks and The Return of Violet Jul 15, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how - pandemic or no pandemic - we should pretty much all be masked. Popular guest and all round wise child, Violet returns to read your letters and share some coveted advice.

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Bobby Let a Stranger See The Kitchen Jul 08, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about letting strangers check out your kitchen cabinets, wearing tracksuits to posh restaurants, leavers ceremonies and your letters.

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Canada Day, #MeToo and Murder Jul 01, 2020

This Canada Day, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about protecting black women and #OnTheRecord, a powerful documentary she justwatched about assault in the music industry. Finally, she answers your letters and realises she cannot change her name to Katherine Knight.

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Are Women Funny? Jun 24, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about HER FAVOURITE TOPIC, a topic she never tires of speaking about or being asked about as though someone's genetics should even be entertained as a qualifying factor in their ability to tell a joke. Wow.

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What's a Spleen? Jun 17, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the function of the spleen, an organ she just learned she had and that might be broken. She chats to comedian Verona Rose about autoimmune protocol and suggests we bring back football. Of course, she continues to be addicted to 90 Day Fiancé and disapproves of banging teenagers.

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Blind Spots Jun 10, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about pretending to deny climate change and how she learned that good people can have blind spots. Also, she fell over a bunch of months ago. Why aren't her bruises healing?

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Get Less Dumb Jun 03, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about accepting criticism without becoming defensive when it comes to accepting privilege and acknowledging that racism persists.

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Buying Sperm Online May 27, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about choosing the best sperm donor (it's Gavin) and also a documentary she watched about men donating in the backs of their vans.

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Sexual Fetishes May 20, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about sexual fetishes, kink-shaming, plus the time she was targeted by an inflatopheliac. With a phonecall to her freak sister, Kerrie, plus some of your letters, it's an unmissable episode.

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Convincing My Family They've Had Coronavirus May 19, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being an especially plastic 'plastic paddy' and later, a Bill Cosby 'Love and Marriage' book review and convincing the entire family that they had coronavirus before it was even on the map!

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Cancel Culture May 06, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the hideous dangers of cancel culture and the TOTAL lack of nuance and context on social media. Tyra Banks fan forever. x

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How To Potty Train a Ten Month Old and Your Letters Apr 29, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about EC 'Elimination Communication', TikTok and how she accidentally ingested horse poo this week. Also reading your letters about body image, intuition, sexy sibling rivalry and how NO is a full sentence.

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Being Burgled at Home Apr 22, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about having been burgled by a masked man in her home along with a burglary review by special guest, Bobby K.

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Tiger King and Queen Violet Apr 15, 2020

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the blazing misogyny in our reaction to Tiger King. It is Kim Kardashian's destiny to defend Carole Baskin in the murder of her husband who definitely isn't even dead. Also, Violet answers your letters.

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Romance in Lockdown Apr 09, 2020

Today, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about marrying her high school sweetheart, Bobby K. This first ever episode includes chat about skincare, cosmetic surgery, glam shaming, a call with Katherine's sister Kerrie who spills the tea about neighbours ignoring government guidelines and going out for dick appointments, and believing in the universe.

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Pregnancy Loss Apr 08, 2020

Katherine's telling everybody everything about pregnancy loss. We can't stress enough that you should look after yourself and really not listen if it's going to be tough for you. It's just one of those things. It's nothing you did. And you're not alone.

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