Kakos Industries

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Cover Story 0 Apr 02, 2014

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KakosIndustries.com/Patreon True Shareholders listen to the cover stories. Transcription: Hello, new Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you are surprisingly resistant to mind control. We’ll have to make a note […]

4- Jerry Apr 01, 2014

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In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air. Transcript: What you are about to hear may cause activity in parts of the brain the previously […]

3 – Synthetic Evil Mar 15, 2014

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in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear is a bucket being filled one drop at […]

2 – Go To Hell Mar 01, 2014

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in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest. Transcript: What you are about to hear cannot be taken seriously. Just try. It’s impossible. On behalf of Kakos […]

1 – Corin Deeth III Feb 15, 2014

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in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years. Transcript: What you are about to hear is fiction. We hope. Hello and welcome to the corporate announcements for […]

0 – Trailer Feb 13, 2014

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The Kakos Industries Series Trailer.