The Rangers are Christmas shopping like the rest of us: broke, stressed, and pretending everything’s fine. Norm breaks down how Texas tries to rebuild a contender on a budget that shrank faster than your paycheck after holiday gifts… and spoiler: it’s not pretty.
Then we pivot into college football, where 61% of teams get bowl bids now—because apparently eligibility is just a cute suggestion. Coaches are fleeing, players are portal-hopping for NIL checks, bowl games are being declined like a bad Tinder date, and conferences are fining their own teams for saying “nah, we’re good.”
It’s festive chaos. And Norm is wondering—loudly—if the “good old days” are starting to look a lot better in the rearview mirror.
CHAPTERS
0:00 – Norm Wonders About Rangers Christmas Shopping & CFB Chaos
0:22 – Sponsor: Fluent Financial
1:26 – The Rangers’ Annual Holiday Tradition: Not Enough Money
2:01 – A Team Full of Holes & a Wallet Full of Nothing
2:22 – Budget Reality Check (Except for the Dodgers, of course)
3:25 – Attendance Drop = Big Ouch for Ray Davis
4:08 – $25 Million Gone… Like Hot Dogs at a Doubleheader
4:20 – The TV Revenue Problem That Keeps Revenuing Nothing
5:06 – The Rangers’ Budget Math: It’s Giving ‘Spreadsheet Panic’
5:54 – Shopping for a Catcher: Please Be Cheap
6:30 – Searching for a Quality Starter on a Clearance Rack
7:01 – Evan Carter’s Back & The Outfield Problem
7:47 – The Bullpen Needs… More of Everything
8:59 – Closers Cost HOW MUCH?!?
9:27 – Can You Cobble Together a Bullpen Twice?
9:51 – Rangers’ Christmas Shopping Deadline: Yesterday
10:32 – Sponsor: Bob’s Steak & Chop House
10:54 – Sponsor: Full Moon Healing Balm
11:47 – College Football: 84 Teams in Bowl Games (Yes… 84)
12:16 – 61% of Teams Make Bowls… Participation Trophy Season
12:51 – Some Bowl Games Are Absolutely Junk
13:00 – Five-Win Teams Are Bowl Teams Now. Sure. Why Not.
13:21 – Kansas State & Iowa State Say “No Thanks” to Bowls
13:39 – Why Coaches Leaving = Bowl Game Bailouts
14:11 – Transfer Portal Chaos & NIL Checks Everywhere
15:10 – Players Skipping Bowls: Protect the Bag
15:38 – Big 12 Fines Two Teams $500K for Saying No
16:25 – College Football’s Dysfunction in Full Holiday Bloom
17:38 – Notre Dame vs ACC Drama (Because Why Not?)
18:21 – Longing for the ‘Good Ol’ Days’ (Yes, Even the Cheating)
18:56 – Final Sponsor Message
19:18 – Norm’s Closing Thoughts
19:49 – Mary Signs Off
19:59 – Stolen Water Media Production