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Is a hot dog a sandwich? When does a collection become a hoard? Is it ever ok to flush soup down a toilet? Only one can decide! Submit your dispute at maximumfun.org/jjho!
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Lisa says her boyfriend Mitch's jaywalking is irritating and downright dangerous. Mitch says it's a useful skill, to be honed and used when appropriate. Who's right?
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A man insists that his best friend abandon his daily routine and small-town life and visit him in the city once in awhile.
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Callum is a teenager obsessed with British culture, and wants to go to university abroad. His older brother wants him to reconsider.
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A couple clash over getting a pet. She wants a dog, he wants a cat. Who RULES and who DROOLS?
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Will wants his brother Andrew to stop making scenes and acting like a reality TV star in public. NOTE: Some occasional bad language in this episode.
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Chas wants to put in a pool at the family homestead, Corbin says it's a dangerous idea. Who's right?
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Wes claims his friend Adam is honk-happy.
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Should our defendant give sci-fi a try? This week, with expert witness Jane Espenson (Buffy, Battlestar Galatica, Torchwood, Once Upon a Time)!
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Philadelphia and Raleigh face off! Cousins Lara and Christine each claim her city is best. Who is RIGHT? We're joined by expert witness JON WURSTER of Superchunk, The Mountain Goats and the late, great, BEST SHOW ON WFMU.
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Has Quin gone overboard when it comes to playing video games?
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